Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep. 25 | 40% Less Reeses Cups?, That's My Pine-Sol, & New Restaurant Chains Coming to the U.S.

Episode Date: October 30, 2018

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You're listening to Chewing the Fat on Demand. Okay, just relax. Just relax. Just relax. Look, I know the headline was Hershey plans to roll out Reese's cups that are 40% thinner. And all of you went crazy. All wound up, got mad, started thinking I did the same thing. I saw the headline, Hershey plans to roll out Reese's cups that are 40% thinner.

What? No. That can't be thinking that they were going to replace the old Reese's. You know, Reese's peanut butter cups, number one on the list of the Halloween candy bars. But no, relax, take a breath. It's okay. What they're going to do is they're rolling out the Reese's cup that is 40% thinner than the original. But the original is still going to be the round.

right they just want to you know reases thins that kind of thing so it'll be a little smaller little bites they'll be worth it and then you still can step up to the to the main one the main reases and there's also the bigger reases that you can get too not that i've had any before but i like the little Reese's cups, you know, the little wrapped Reese's cups, those are you can go through a bag of those and not realize that you've gone through a bag until it's gone and you're sick to your stomach

for a little while. But I'm sure the serving size on that is, you know, three little cups serving size 800 calories. So you eat the entire bag of 500. That's a number of calories. Number of calories.

But anyway, I just wanted to let you know. Relax. It's okay. The regular Reese's are not going away. Reeses are just developing another product. That's going to be the cup 40% thinner than the original. But the original is still going to be here. So relax.

Okay? Relax. It's okay. We also got news. I'm sure you'll, you know, hear all around, it'll be big news for some news people. Outside of Donald Trump and the caravan and Hillary Clinton being a racist and saying all black people look the same. She really didn't call and say what, to be fair.

We're supposed to be fair, right? We're supposed to actually have some sort of fairness in the way we cover things. and we're supposed to not just beat up people simply because they said something. We're not supposed to take it out of context. Because we always argue take it in context. She was in an interview and she was asked about something that Cory Booker did. But it wasn't Cory Booker who did it. It was, what's his face?

The Attorney General. Former Attorney General. Yeah, Eric Calder. So she said, and she knew right off back, oh, that was Eric Holder. And she was saying it to the interviewer. Oh, they all look alike. I know all black people look alike. And the interviewer said, oh, too-shay, good one.

You know, getting back at her. She didn't say that. She was saying that the interviewer thought that. Now, on a side note, it's Hillary Clinton, so just beat her up. To drive her into the ground. I mean, just beat her up. Why is she even out there? Is she helping any of the Democrats at all?

Really, I don't think that she is. But she's still out there. And we did get some sad news. That's where I started with this as I walked down the Hillary Clinton road. Whitey Bulger found dead in prison. Remember Whitey? Big time Boston gangster. The latest movie with Johnny Depp, Black Mass, was about Whitey.

there's been all kinds of there's been three or four big documentaries on Whitey he was a big time gangster for years out of Boston and I remember the in the town the movie The Town

I love the town that wasn't really about Whitey but those characters like the guy The flower The flower head guy of the gangsters in the town He was kind of

You know Whitey-ish You know those are the kind of of characters that Whitey was was and he was in Florida they just moved him to another prison and found dead hey why do we move him he was 89 so it's not like a surprise and he was not really the healthiest of 89s so uh you know it was not a surprise that he's dead but it would be a surprise if he died of natural causes I'm sure he died

have a slip and fall. Oops. Oops. But he was out of the run for a long time. I mean, they just found him a few years ago in California. He was with his girlfriend and living in Santa Monica. And they got arrested. The girlfriend's still in prison for harboring a fugitive.

He was one of the top ten on the top ten list for a long time. Anyway, Whitey. We lost him. I know. Sad, too. We do have some news about something that I think you need to be concerned about. We all travel from time to time, and we stay in hotels. Some are, you know, two star, three star, four star, five star, wherever you stay.

Some may be one star. If you stay in a two star or below, that's almost camping. That's what I consider camping. You know, my wife and my son go camping, and they actually camp? You know, ooh, not doing that. It's forced to do that as a child, not doing that as an adult. But we've all seen the worker carts in the hallway and we want to, you know, maybe deep pocket something. Not me, but other people, shampoos, towels, whatever little accruedments that.

put in the room for you. Now, this story out of Delaware is a little frightening because these two hotel workers were fighting over one hotel worker thinking the other hotel worker took her pine saw. And so I'm not messing with those carts anymore because these people are wound up, man, and serious business. You took my pine saw. No, I didn't. So they got in a break room.

They started fighting over to Pine Sal saying, you took my stuff, you took my stuff. The one lady took a knife out and stabbed her. Stabbed her right in the lower extremity. Ooh, that's never good when it's reported as the lower extremity. Now, the lady who did the stabbing, once the police arrived, started walking away with their hands in front of her, like, I got nothing, I got nothing.

and they told her to turn around and she dropped the knife. So that's what you need to be careful with in any hotel across America, really anywhere in the world, but for sure here in America. Don't take anything off of those carts or you're going to get stabbed. Whether you're a co-worker or a guest. Did you take my pine sale? Yes, I did. And here it is.

If you took something and they ask you, admit to it. Don't say no. Oh, yes, I'm sorry. I was just using it. No, I didn't take your pintselled. No, I didn't take that shampoo stabbed. I had eight towels on this car. Did you take one?

No, I didn't take one stabbed. I mean, don't mess around. Can we come in and clean your room? Absolutely. 100%. Come on in, clean it, take care of everything. Or you might go the other way. Really?

housekeeping later later please plus you get a better deal in some hotels right if you if you don't do housekeeping every day that's what we were we talked about that story not long ago that the unions were all upset because they're telling people they get a better deal if they're greener and not have housekeeping every day but then when they leave housekeeping comes in and the place is trashed for three days, then it takes more work to clean it up and less help and less time. I don't know who's side to be on. I'm on the side of I'm at a hotel, come and take care. I want service.

I want clean towels. I want fresh sheets. I want it all. I want the bed made. I want the little mint on the pillow. I won't take your pines, although I promise. You ever feel the need to just be alone? you just want alone time.

Now, I see this story, and I kind of, I mean, I make sense, 100%. Half of Americans retreat to their cars to find alone time. Now, I know I like the time I spend in my automobile alone. I don't retreat to it, though, for a lone time. I guess that would be I've got to go for a drive. I don't necessarily do that, but I get it. But I do like the alone time. But as I'm reading this story, and this was the IKEA report that came out a while ago,

it talked about people feeling at home. And the headline is more than half of Americans, as I said, a retreat to their cars to find alone time. But as we go through what the story said, it just talks about. how people in the study said a person needs to have five core emotional needs met. Comfort, security, ownership, privacy, and belonging. A majority of people around the world don't feel at home in their residence and seek a way to fulfill those needs elsewhere. I guess that would be in the car, right?

One third of people from around the world say there are places where they feel more at home than their residents. One fifth of those surveyed two years ago said the same thing. So more now. A quarter of the respondents living with family or alone said they felt their privacy, security, and comfort needs are not being met. Well, if you're living alone, that's your fault. And if you're living with someone else, it's your choice to live with them.

Guess what? Nobody is saying to you, you must live with this person. It's not up to anyone else. I don't understand. Although I will say, I do understand the households that have extended family living with them. And there are those households out there.

You know, you have the wife and you have the kids and the in-laws. you know, other family members, maybe the, you know, the in-laws, nephews, nieces, stuff like that, in and out, moving in and out, stuff like that. Where you, where it's nice when you were to come home, and I'm not, I don't have any examples for you other than my life. It's nice when you come home and, you know, no one is there. It's like, oh, I'm home. I don't have to retreat to the clock. closet. So I get that. I do. But it does explain why people are all wound up about the new cars.

I found it really like, of course they have cameras on them, but the new driver monitoring systems that are in the new cars, you know, they have the super cruise system available in the new Cadillacs. Everybody loves the idea of the cameras that are outside the car. But these newer cars actually also have a camera inside the car, looking at you. And it's supposed to be for your safety. And it once activated, a small infrared camera tracks the driver's eyes to assess whether they're watching the road, what they're doing. and they get flashing lights on the steering wheel, the seat vibrates, pretty soon it's just going to stop.

I'll just pull you over. People don't like that. And I get that. And that's your down time, right? That's your alone time. People want to retreat to their cars to feel safe and secure and alone. And you get in your car and you hear, hello, why aren't we moving? I just wanted to be alone and sit in my driveway and feel.

safe? Take the keys from the ignition, please. If you don't do that, I'll have to report you. I mean, that's where we're getting to, really. You're going to sit down and, I'm not driving. I'm just sitting here. Your eyes are not open. Your eyes are not open. Police are going to show up. Big time. Big time. Did I mention that it was the end of the month and the police were busy writing tickets on the interstate?

Did I mention that yesterday? Huh. I know I did mention it on at Jeff EMRA, Jeff Fisher Radio, both Facebook and Instagram Jeff Fisher Radio. Because I saw amazingly that the police had drive time morning drive time drivers pulled over. Huh. It's the end of the month.

I wonder why that would be. But the most frustrating part of that, and I get the whole quotas, though there's not quotas. Yes, there's quotas. And we're going to tickets, and you should follow the law, no matter what day it is.

I got it. And thank the, you know, I'm glad that the police are out there doing what they do. But if I have paid to drive on a road, And I'm talking about, I know everybody, everybody's paid for the roads, Jeff. They're paid for it with tax dollars, I know. But if I have paid separately other than tax dollars, I've paid separately out of money that I've earned to the entity that's the government says I have to pay it to, to allow me to drive on a road, on a toll road, says you get a little sticker. And you can drive on this road.

and we've okayed it. And it's going to be a toll expressway. And so I've paid extra to drive on this road. And now you're going to give me a ticket on top of that? No, pull those people over over that road. Pull those people over. My road, I should be able to drive 8,000 miles an hour on. Right?

Right? No, right? Yes. Damn right, right. All right, before we go to the water cooler and get a drink, I want to tell you about the West Coast actually has a new estate for sale for $245 million. It was the home at one time of the chairman and CEO of Univision. It's in the Bel Air Enclave of Los Angeles, 10 acres.

And I look at the picture and I'm thinking, wait a minute. I know that house. And it's the Beverly Hillbilly's house. I can't believe the Beverly Hillbillies house is for sale. They kidding me? The cement pond. To California is a place you ought to be. They loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly, baby.

I put it in the baby. That's not really the song. So they're looking to sell it for $2.45 a million, which would be the most expensive home listed, $245 million. So if you're, let's say, looking to sell your house, looking to buy your house, looking to buy the Beverly Hills Mansion from former Univision CEO and home of the Beverly Hillbillies, the clampets, real estate agents I trust.com can help you with that. Real estate agents, I trust.com.

Look, if you've tried to sell a home before, you know how difficult it can be. Whether you've sold one, two, multiple homes, there, everyone has their horror story of how difficult it had been to sell a home. And I'm sure you're no exception. But if you're trying to sell the home you have right now, let's bypass that. Let's create a great story. Let's create a story where you can say, I wanted to sell. our house a little bit ago, and it worked out great. And why did it work out great?

Because I went to real estate agentsitrust.com. We've assembled the best agents all over America. Let them earn your business. They're highly rated agents. They want to get the job done. And there are so many different avenues to use in today's world rather than just sticking a for sale sign in front of your home. Let real estate agentsitrust.com do that for you and sell your home for the most money.

Real Estateagents. I trust.com. I don't know who the agent is selling the former Univision home and the Beverly Hills, the Clampets House in Beverly Hills, but it's going to sit there for a while unless they use real estate agents, I trust.com. Let's go get a drink. Go ahead. Take a drink.

Oh, so good. I mean this. Coke should be a sponsor. Coke Zero should be a sponsor of this podcast. but if you were to ask them they'd say why would we need to be he advertises for us every day why do we need to sponsor it because I mean I don't know

pay me money to do it be great even though now I'm just paying you and doing it for free just kind of dumb actually on my part did I say that I was drinking Coke Zero man was I wrong you know what I'm drinking drinking cold water out of that tap

I'm not even drinking bottled water. It would take, I don't know, a sponsor to get me to drink a soda. A cold soda. It'd be interesting if it was possible sponsor of Coca-Cola, let's say. And Coke Zero. Coke Zero Sugar. The new Coke Zero. So anyway, there's apparently four or five new restaurant chains coming from outside of America.

that we have to start looking for that are going to be coming here to the states very soon that we can say, hey, when did that start? Did you know about Costa coffee? C-O-S-T-A coffee? It's already the largest coffee chain in the United Kingdom.

Second only to Starbucks in global standing, which is amazing because I never heard of it. Costa coffee. The cafe operator is poised for a major expansion surge because it's planned acquisition by the Coca-Cola company. Speaking of Coca-Cola, you know what goes good with Coke Zero? Cost of coffee.

They can become a sponsor of this broadcast, too. So be looking for cost of coffee, because that's going to be really big. You ever heard of Princei? Spireto de Melano, P-R-I-N-C-I, Princey. It's a bakery cafe concept. already in the U.S. through its partnership with Starbucks. So that'll be coming more and more prints.

They've already got some prototypes out there, features freshly made items for breakfast, lunch, dinner, egg base dishes, pizzas, pizzas, soup, salad, sandwiches. So, I mean, there's plenty of restaurant chains out there doing that, but not with Starbucks, right? Same with, be on the lookout for pettis baguette, or maybe it's just pett. baguette. It's a bakery chain, again, grew out of South Korea, not Paris. Ha! Like that.

Coming to top global chain, 4,000 to stores outside of the U.S. All right. The headcounted domestic market 66 is a reason to expect the number to grow quickly because they're starting

to look at the U.S. like it's an item, a place we need to go. It features sandwiches, salads, an extensive array of baked items, including breakfast, patries, and breads, lively business, and specialty non-alcoholic beverages. It's kind of cool. Kind of a cool idea.

Another restaurant chain coming to the U.S. to be on lookout for is Margam Udan. And I know I'm saying that wrong. I know I am. M-A-R-U-G-A-M-E-D-O-N. authentic Japanese are far from rarity in the U.S., but apparently this brings a few twists. The Japanese parent operates nearly 800 shops in Japan

and more than 200 around the world, and they only have three here in the U.S., so they're looking to really expand here in the U.S. I don't know. Do we need another Japanese restaurant in the U.S.? I don't think so. Another one to be on the lookout for snakes and lattes. Snakes and lattes.

It's in the U.S. market. It's in the U.S. market and it's one of the surprises packed into the Canadian upstart. It's from Canada. Low tech. Hybrid features common tables and a broad selection of broad games that customers can play while sipping beer or coffee and indulging in a nash. Uh, that's kind of cool. That's kind of a cool idea.

Um, that kind of idea has been, uh, thrown around. I've heard that before from several people that something like that needs to be, uh, done here in the U.S. Um, as similar to snakes and lattes. And, uh, I, that, that will probably take off big. And in fact, maybe a, uh, something, uh, along that line will take off as well because people want to go and just have a place to hang out, right? And while Starbucks is a good place to go and hang out, it doesn't, there are times when you go to Starbucks and it just doesn't feel like the place to hang out.

You know, there are people there hanging out and using the Wi-Fi and drinking their lattes, but you want a place to go that you can just kind of sip your coffee or drink your beer. And if somebody sits down and wants to play a game of checkers or chess, okay. Or you just want to sit there and be, you know, left alone. and watch somebody else play a game of chess or checkers or rolling the snake eyes baby so be on the look up for those here in the here in the united states coming soon to a neighborhood near you this story has been in the fat pile for a while and i really kind of it kind of ticks me off actually the toronto airport says cannabis trash cans are not free weed bins Man, do I disagree with that. Now, I know it's Canada.

All right, so this is Toronto. I got you. Toronto's almost America. Really should be counted as America. We let the damn baseball team survive. But they talk about, you know, they legalized recreational cannabis. And it's legal, so it's legal within Canada. And it's illegal to transport it across country borders.

All right. So they set up some. disposal bins for anyone who showed up for an international flight with their stash. Now, the people believe that they could just dig through it and take the trash that people throw away. Uh, yes. If you're dumb enough to bring your weed to the airport and you're going international or at the border and you throw it in a trash ban, why can't I have that?

You threw it away. It's not yours anymore. and how many times have we heard that once you throw it in the trash, it ain't yours. I know our government certainly believes that. Ask any of the mobsters. Ask the buds of whitey bonger that just died in prison what they think about trash. Because the government's digging through their trash. You threw it away?

It's ours. It's open territory. So if I'm throwing pot in a trash can, that means I'm giving it up. I should, I as a caring green citizen who wants to make sure that trash just doesn't get left around, igley, pigly around the country, should be able to go through that container and, you know, take what I want. Kind of funny, though, that you have people fighting. I mean, isn't it a little weird that they actually have the pot bin? I mean, you just have a trash can, right?

You should just have a trash can. So what are they, what's the government planning on doing, reselling? it with the special trash bin, the pot bin? Hey, just throw it in that one there. Just throw it in the weed bin. Do I get it back? No, I don't know. Just put it in that one.

Don't put it in the regular trash one. We'll take care of it. Don't worry about it. I mean, why, that doesn't seem, something's fishy there. Something is going on fishy. And then they don't want people digging through it. Something is going on fishy with the Canadian government there. And if that starts to take place here and say like Colorado, say Denver International Airport has their weed bins, something fishy is going on.

Mark my words. All right. I got a great story for the fat pile today about it's an adult story. Okay? It's an adult story. So I know a lot of you listen with your kids and it's up to you. but it's a study done by Edenfanties.com. It's a study about these three little words that are a big turn on.

And it talks about they surveyed 2,000 Americans. And they got the percentages of what people like and what they don't like and what excites them and what doesn't excite them. And I will tweet the story out and I will Facebook the story out. and I may even Instagram the story out. And a hint for Instagram sometime this week, because since I'm so lazy and we had to do a thing for Mercury 1 because the Mercury 1 charity ball is coming up November 17th here at the Mercury Studios. And they have auction items up for auction. And Chris Cruz and I went over and did me.

You can look for that on the Mercury 1 Facebook page. And all kinds of ways. cool items. And the ball, you can come to the ball here at the Mercury Studios. And this is where we, Mercury 1 pays the bills. You can register to win the Mercedes-Benz too. There's a, there's a raffle for the Mercedes, $100. You got a shot at the Mercedes-Benz, which is a really nice car.

And it's worth $100. There's not a Mercedes on the planet. It's not worth $100. So you just drive it out of here. But the ball, all the money that we make on the yearly M-1 ball goes to pay for the expenses, pays the salaries, put the lights on, pays for the air conditioning. And I think they're run a little bit low on their cash from this year because we were over there today and the AC was not, I don't know if they didn't pay the bill.

I don't know if they're waiting for the new M1 ball to come in for November to pay the bill, but it was the fires of hell in that building. So help Mercury 1 pay for the AC for me when I go over there. And go to Mercury 1.org for the... where they're M1 ball this year. And it's when we say, one of the things that this helps with, and I really do love this about Mercury 1, it's one of my favorite things,

is that when they ask you to donate to help whatever disaster or whatever project they're working on, that money goes to that project, 100%. Most places, don't do that. There's plenty of places where the law they have to give, you know, 10 or 20% of the money that you give

to the actual cause that they're promoting. Those charities, they're, I'm not saying they're scams because they're not scams. They're telling you up front, but it just seems not fair. You can quote you on that. It just seems not fair.

You give a buck and 20 cents of it goes to what you want. what you want to help with, not at Mercury 1. When we ask for a dollar to help someone who was in a disaster area, that entire dollar goes to helping those people in the disaster area. Because of the yearly M1 gala with the auction items and the event and the donations that help pay the bills so we don't need to take money out of that. And that's, I really do love that. And so we're going to start doing a little show prep on Instagram.

I don't know what I'm going to call it. Fat rap, fat talk. I don't know, you know, fat to be chewed, something like that on my Instagram every day. And then we'll do that pre-chewing the fat. So you get a little idea of what's going on for the show each day, Monday through Friday, because this show is Monday through Friday chewing the fat with yours truly Jeff Fisher and then Saturday I give you a little bonus

you're welcome on you know we have some interviews tell a couple of stories whatever feels good for the week and it's Halloween this week tomorrow in fact isn't it Tuesday oh my gosh it's the end of October

you know I have Halloween I mean we've got some great Halloween stories for you and some of them I may have to wait until Saturday just because there's not enough time. But Halloween is so much fun. They're so great stories. Because I specifically, I could do a Halloween story here

or I could move into the adult story of the 2000 Americans who were surveyed from Edenfantyses.com about, you know, Americans' biggest excitements and excite-offs. And one of the things that they found with 76% of the respondents, like their partner, giving them a little verbal reassurance.

And so we'll do that right after you hear a little bit of music, because I know this is going to be for adults. So if you've got the kids listening, I mean, they can hear this. I'll make it as family-friendly as I can. But I want you to know what the 20 biggest turn-ons are, according. to this survey. And the 20 biggest turnoffs are, according to this survey. And it goes into

turnouts for men, turnouts for women. Now you can read that story out, but we're doing the top 20. This is chewing the fat. We're doing America's 20 biggest turnons and America's 20 biggest turnoffs. What did you think I wasn't going to do it?

Of course I'm going to do it. We're doing the top 20, okay? So if you thought I was just teasing it for something wrong, all right? We're going to do it. This is the top America's 20 biggest turn-ons and the top 20 biggest turn-offs. So if you thought I was just teasing, now, give me another little musical interlude, and you can, you know, you can take a break and you can put the headphones on or you can have the kids put their headphones on, however you want to do it.

It's fine. Fine with me, I don't care. But I want you to know. I want, this is science. Science might tell you, science. America's 20 biggest and one side and 20 biggest on the other side. So while you're doing that, there'll be music, a little interlude for you to get the headphones on or put the headphones on the kids. And you can remember that you, I want to thank you for listening to Chewing the Fat.

And remember to subscribe, rate, review, and share. Look, I don't ask for much. All right. So I just ask you a little bit to subscribe. You can rate it. You don't even have to think hard about it. I'll tell you, you just rate it 20 stars. Review it.

You don't have to think of anything special to say. Just best podcast ever. And then share it. You just share it with anybody that you know. In fact, really, you should share it with just anybody even if you don't know them. You got all those emails. Remember when you type to send an email and you type A and all those names pop up? send it to all of those people.

And every day for 26, this is what we could do. This is your November challenge. 26 days. How many letters in the alphabet again? 20, 21, 20. How many ever letters are in the alphabet? How many ever letters are in the alphabet?

I got people in my headphones saying, 26, I know! I got it! Jesus. Anyway, this is your challenge. All right, each day through November 26. Type in A. All those names that pop up. Those are who you're going to send my podcast to you.

That's who you're going to share the podcast with that day. Okay? That's my challenge to you. Do you think you can do that? I know you can. I know you can. All right. This musical interlude for the separation of adults and children.

America's top 20 biggest turn-ons and the top 20 biggest turn-offs brought to you by Edenfanties.com. And of course I will tweet the story at Jeff EFieMRA. And I'll Facebook the story, Jeff Fisher Radio. And I'll even throw it up there on Instagram with a different kind of picture with the link. What do you mean I can't throw it up on Instagram? Of course you can. They sure can.

Yes, they can. It's going up on Instagram now. you talk to me at my ear or not. It's going up there. You know, do you ever have to work with people that you find yourself thinking why during the day? You ever wonder why there's a time that people retreat to their cars and want to just be left alone and silence? You know why that is? Co-workers.

I just figured that one, hold that whole new study out from IKEA. Anyway, America's top 20 biggest turn-ons. And we're just going to run through it real quick for you because I know you got to go. And the kids are already pissed that you made to put headphones on. Number 20, role playing. We're just going to go down the list. 19, having to be quiet and sneaky.

Biting, hair pulling, spanking, rough, domination, partner doing a strip tease, dirty talk, toys, teased, going below the belt, try to keep it as friendly as I can for you. Eye contact during the act.

Laundierre, ear nibbling, undressing each other. Other partner going, pretending to pick something up off the floor. Partner telling me I like that. And neck kisses. Neck kisses, number one, for the biggest turn on. that's interesting that's interesting that's interesting is there any phone calls i haven't top 20 uh top 20 turnoffs this is probably pretty easy to pick right uh calling me pet names in public yeah yeah uh poor taste in shoes amen amen man that should be higher on the list than 19 uh bad driver yes

Being too handsy in public, yes. Body hair. Yeah, I mean, nobody wants Sasquatch. It just doesn't. Nobody wants that. Lack of confidence. See, they want the, they want the confident, but they don't, they want the, they want also the little not sure kind of thing too.

Being cheap. Oh, yeah. Wearing too much cologne or perfume. Yeah, you never want to, I mean, Cologne and perfume is supposed to be enough while you're in the presence. Nice. But when you leave the room, you're not supposed to linger. Long fingernails.

Ooh. Yeah. I'm not crazy about the really, really super long fingernails either. Insecurity. I mean, that's lack of confidence. Baby talk. Dressing poorly. Oh, well, I mean, I am fashion.

I don't have to worry about that one. I mean, please. Talking too much, not listening. Man, do I hate people that talk too much? Oh, do I understand that one, man? People that talk too much. Wow. Talking about exes?

Oh, yeah. Yes, big time. That's a big problem on both sides of the table. Being flirty with other people. Yes. I mean, there's a fine line between being nice and being flirty. Eating with the mouth open. Nobody should eat with their mouth open.

If you were raised to eat with your mouth open, you were raised incorrectly. You should be raised again. Being rude to the waitstaff. It depends on whether they deserve it or not. Apparently Chris Cruz wants to tell the waitstaff shut up. It wants to tell you to shut up as well if you don't like the way I treat the waitstaff. Shut up.

I'm sure that's a turn on, right? Telling your date. I don't like the way you're treating the waitstaff. Shut up. Being mean, it's another turn off. It's just telling your date to shut up. That's not being mean, is it? Of course.

Poor hygiene. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. Oh. Oh, do I not like? I am so, I am such a, I hate. body odor, just the whole thing, the whole poor hygiene thing. There's no excuse for that.

We are not in caveman days. Those days are long gone. Long gone. Okay. I realize sometimes we have to sleep on sheets that are less than 5,000 count. That's the only caveman days I want back. I don't want to sleep on a rock. I just don't.

All right. Thanks for listening to chewing the fat. Jeff Fisher, appreciate it. I think, I'm thinking about just walking in on Pat Gray tomorrow morning on Pat Gray Unleashed and see how he likes it. Mr. I'm just walking into this podcast, whatever he wants. Let's see how he likes it on his own damn show. Yeah.

Yeah. I might do that. I also might roll over with that alarm. goes off too. That's awful early.