Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 251 | Tsunami Farms, Wendy's Turns 50, & Measles Outbreak

Episode Date: November 18, 2019

Nothing says CTF like cows going missing after Dorian and then being found in a island safe. Then we learn that Wendy's turned 50 and they have a special frosty just for you to help them celebrate. A little girl wrote her Christmas list and it totals about 10,000 see what this little girl wants for Christmas.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. It is a Blaze Media podcast. It is Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. It's this Blaze Media podcast. Thank you. Go ahead. Thank you. Thank you.

Happy Monday, if you're listening live on the 18th of November 2019. It's nice to have you along for the ride today. If you're listening live, 888, 9-00-33-933. is the phone number. You can always tweet at Jeffrey JFR. You can Facebook and Instagram on Jeff Fisher Radio. I'm sorry?

Damn right, nothing. We had a call and then they just dropped a call. Sorry. Perhaps you should pay attention to the phone lines. We're broadcasting live here. 888-9033-93. Sad news for the island of Samoa. The Pacific Island Nation.

This actually is sad news, so I don't know that I want to make fun of it. But that's what we do here. So go ahead and go ahead. me some sad music because it's sad news. 200,000 people, Pacific Island Nation of Samoa, has been in the grip of a measles epidemic.

They have now closed all its schools, banned children from public gatherings, and mandated that everybody get vaccinated after declaring an emergency due to the measles outbreak.

Now, I know. Six people have died. That's not bad compared to like only six. Health authority said most of those who died, there was only six. Most of those who died were under the age of two. Well, isn't that for babies? They counted 716 measlesal cases reported, nearly a hundred still hospitalized, including 15 in intensive care.

Boy, it'd be good if we could just keep these people on an island or something. Oh, wait. Ah, we're fine. Don't worry about it. Let them leave this island. I mean, lock it down. You're like trying to be racist versus islanders. I'm just spreading their Pacific Island measles around.

Right. Dude, I haven't said the Navy. I don't want boats getting off that island. I want that thing locked down, man. So I'm quarantine, basically. Yes. I don't want some. Careful there.

Islander boating off that island, sneaking away with this little measles hacking and coughing and scraping. How do you catch measles again? Anyway. I don't know. You're the doctor. Anyway. Is that a kissing disease? Like mono?

Yes. You know what? Yes. Or is it a poking disease? If I poke you, I get it. And I'm the one that has to take it easy? Why? I'm just saying if I poke you, do I get it? I know what you said, my friend.

I know what you said. Or do I get it from like fish, uncooked fish? Like if I'm eating sushi. Or uncooked mangoes. That's different than poking. Or uncooked mangoes or bananas. Again. Plaintains.

Different. Oh, man. how I wish that were true. We just have to cancel plantains for the rest of the world. What do you mean? You can't cancel a plantain. Do I hate plantains? Why do you hate plantains? I hate plantains because at one point of my life. You lived in Florida, so. And I lived with someone who loved plantains fried. Just horrible. Deliciousness. Like I said, horrible. Deliciousness. Horrible. Now, uh, measles. Let's see how you, uh, actually, you protect yourself and your family.

Vaccines have vaccines for it. For a sign of measles, how dangerous. All this, I know this true. I want to see it's an infectious disease caused by a virus. It spreads easily from person to person to cause a bloodshund. But it doesn't say. So kissing. I can't kiss you.

You can't kiss me. Don't poke me. Don't poke me. I think it. Fever, cough, running nose, conjunctivized pink eye, feeling achy and run down, tiny white spots inside the mouth. I feel like I had, I never, I didn't have the measles.

I had chickenpox. Chickenpox? Yeah. We all know you had chicken pox. You've said that story. What do you mean? Just say it. How come I never had the measles? I'm bummed.

I'm not good enough for measles. But you got chicken pox. Isn't that like if you get one or the other? No. You could get both? Right? Pretty sure. Chicken fox doesn't mean that you're out of the other.

Yeah, I think it's one or the other. No. No, no, no. So since you said we're alive, maybe a doctor can call us and let us know. It causes an itchy rash with small fluid-filled blisters, highly contagious, who haven't had the disease or been vaccinated against it. Okay, so once you get it, though, you're good. Yeah.

Once you got chicken pox, you can dance around chicken pox. Oh, absolutely. Whoever have it, no problem. So I probably was vaccinated for the measles why I didn't get it. Mumps, too. I remember being vaccinated. Is it mumps when you get like super swollen? I remember, well, maybe I have it.

Anyway, the, I remember standing in line to get vaccinated, though, get the giant vaccination in school when they wrote. You remember the pictures, you know, back in the 1800s, when they were everybody lined up and you just. At the gym? Yeah. The nurse just booked to you. With the giant vaccination.

I still have a mark on my arm from that thing. So, yeah, I had to have been vaccinated from that. And then remember back in the day with the mass physicals? Oh yeah, in the gym also. You just lined up, dropped your pants, cough. They still do that for the military. Everybody gets lined up. Roll them up, drop your pants, cough.

Turn around, drop your underwear, bent over, bent over, turn back around, cough, move on. Yep. The doctor sits like in those mini stool and just rolls all the way down to the line. You find out what kind of man you are. Oh, yes, you do. For a cough disease. Yep.

I don't think it's a cough disease. It's like the prostate or something. No, it's a cough disease. It's a prostate. That's why they make you cough. You find out like, whoof. Cough again? Yeah, we need to take this one.

I cough too hard. I cough too hard. That's why. But you find out mama was right. That's what you got. Live with it. Okay, okay. Are we serious?

After we've given Chick-fil-A all the love in the world, and I feel like now they're bending the knee. And like I've always said, never bend the knee to the rage mob, ever. Dana Lash. Okay, sure she has that tweet pinned on her account. Did you pin it to your account?

your account? But that's my line. But did you pin it to your account? No, I didn't because she already didn't. You still don't know how to do it. And you're too of a proud person to ask me for help to pin it on your account. For that's A, that's not true. First of all, it's not true. And I wish you'd stop pretending like it is because it is nothing can be farther from the truth. But second, Dana's already stolen it like it's hers. I mean, I just have to give it to her. Like, Okay, it's yours, fine. You said it first, but it's my line. So anyway, Chick-fil-A, bending the knee.

Now, they make it out, in the end, to where they make you feel like they're not bending the knee, but they really are. That's a good PR person, then. I know. They make it out. Chick-fil-A said it would no longer donate to the fellowship of Christian athletes

and the Salvation Army. Now those two groups have been criticized by the LGBTQ advocates. So does that mean that chick is going to sing at the Super Bowl or the cowboy game? Well, it's the cowboy game for Thanksgiving. Yeah. And she already said she's going to sing. So she is going to say. She already backed down.

Oh, she backed down from her thing? She originally went to the Salvation Army. It started in New York. Yes. She goes to Salvation Army. Yes. Tweet something. Hey, look at me.

I'm here. The rage Instagram Twitter mob takes off. How dare you? Salvation Army. and they're LGBTQ and they don't do this and they don't. Really? Is that what the Salvation Army? Is that what they are all about?

Absolutely. Because I'm pretty sure. Yes. I'm pretty sure that when they ring their freaking bell out there and you're putting money in their pot out in front of every store in America. You mean bucket? Whatever it is hanging from their little three ring circus pot that they have out there with the guy with this bell.

Try pot. that standing there not ringing the bell until you pull up. And then he's got to start ringing that freaking bell. Well, yeah, he has to get you attention somehow. I got it already. I got it. The bucket is empty. Anyway, I saw the pot.

Anyway, I saw the pot. Because I don't have a pot. Okay, that's the whole point. Even Salvation Army has a pot. I don't have a pot. So that makes you look over there? Yes. Okay.

So my, but the point is, is that they pretty much help everyone. But we got to. If you're gay, then we got to hate him. So she said, oh my God, well, then I can't do it. Salvation Army doesn't, back to LGBTQ, I can't sing at the Cowboys game. Well, it would be nice if the Cowboys would have said, that's a shame then. Can't use you. Give a nice day for the little halftime show.

Sorry. That's probably the network, the television network that had her coming in. Yeah, I was going to say, it's probably the network. I have a feeling that Jerry Jones could have had something to do. Absolutely. But that aside. But then after the backlash to that, you know what?

I'll sing. I'll sing. I'll sing. Yeah, she heard that they're not going to pay her, whatever money you're going to pay her. She said, ooh,

I already spend that money. You ain't lying. So I have to, how long do you have to sing for? Yeah, I got to do the half time show. So my plan is, what they should do is Jerry,

Jerry Jones, this is an idea for you, is pass out Salvation Army bells to the fans. So that when she's singing at halftime, everybody's ringing that. freaking Salvation Army Bell. That's going to be loud.

I know. How many people can sit on Cabo Stadium? Thanksgiving game. They're going to have probably 75, 80,000 there. Oh, 80,000 bells ringing at different tones. Even if you gave up 50,000 bells. No, 80,000 bells. I got to believe it.

But 80,000 bells. The first 50,000 get bells. Ooh, 80,000 bells. That's delicious. Yeah, but you're only giving away 50,000. Yeah, but people can bring their own. People can bring their own. No, no, no, because they'll bring cowbells.

That's what I'm talking about. Who cares? No, no, no. I need bells. Because then the cowbells overpower the bells, and next thing you know, you have, like, a weird thing happening. The bell wave. Yeah. One side of the stadium's got cowbells.

The other side has got Salvation Army bells, and then all things gone to hell. Yeah, it makes no sense now. You're in bell hell. Now, it looks like just people ringing bells. Right. No. So, anyway, so she's... And you got that one dude that brings the, the fog room.

Oh, yeah, I hate him. And then you got the other guy with the bucket. and the drumstick? Yes. No. And then the tamperine guy? It's we're ringing Salvation Army bells. And then you got the guy with a tambourine.

Quit trying to be different. I hate the, don't even get me started on the tambourine thing. I hate tambourines, man. I don't know why you get me started on the tambourines. Not because you should have that one guy that brings a tambourine. You always have one guy with a tambourine. He brings a tambourine with a pigskin.

So it's like a half tambourine, half drum, it's weird. All I know is there's always one guy with a tambourine. It's all I know. Always one guy. So anyway, Chick-fil-A, they have decided that they're going to no longer donate to the Fellowship of Christian Athletes of the Salvation Army. Now, that's funny because those are two specific programs that they've been getting beat up on. from the LGBTQ advocates.

And it's funny how that happened. But their comment after that is, we made multi-year commitments to both organizations, and we fulfilled those obligations in 2018. Moving forward, you will see that the Chick-fil-A Foundation will support the three specific initiatives of homeless, hunger, and education. So, okay, great, thank you.

That sounds good. What it sounds like to me is that chick-fil-A, the strong, hearty chick-fil-A, stand-your-ground. We're chick-fil-A. We close on Sundays. We take care of people. It doesn't matter. We donate to groups that we believe in, and it doesn't matter,

have now bent the knee to the rage mob. Never bend the knee to the rage mob. Dana Lash. Yeah, I know, Dana Lash. I got it, okay? I got it. My freaking line. That really kind of ticks me off.

Now, and I'm ready to do some more sad news now. I got a couple of sad news stories. Just quick headline, sad news. Yes, we do need that. Two sad news stories for you. All right? If the measles story on the island wasn't enough, more sad news today.

Could be Sad News Monday. Speaking of bending a knee to the rage mom. Dana Lash. which is Amazon has now bent the knee to the rage mob and they're not going to sell T-shirts that read Daddy's little slut on it

never bend the knee most people would say good yeah absolutely I don't want my daughter to be wearing a shirt that don't buy the shirt that Amazon should not be posting those shirts The shirt is still for sale.

Oh. For those of you that want your daughter to run around in daddy's little slut t-shirts. Ew. Yeah, no kidding. And you probably... No, I didn't say, ew. I said, ugh. It's different than ill.

Are we... Did I need the difference pointed out or... More Sadners, though. I mean, we... The Playboy Club in New York City. It's changing. Closing down. Shutting down.

It was open just over a year ago. $100,000 memberships. Closed. Wait, what? Plus $100,000 to be a member. What do you get? $100,000 a year. You get to be a member of the Playboy Club.

Yeah, do I get like hookers and blow? That's why it's closing down because no is the answer to that. Is this like the version of Playboy without nudity pictures? In the original Playboy clubs, yes, the answer would be yes. to those questions. Man, he died and everything went to the world. Yeah, the whole thing went to hell. So, uh, there are the existing club members.

If you're already, if you already spent the hundred grand. Dude. Okay. Come on. You can have your membership fees reimbursed, which by the way, will be deducted. It won't be for the full year. I guarantee you that. Oh, no. No, no. Yes.

Yes. Yes. It's November. So you get like maybe a couple thousand dollars. Yeah. You know what? Thank you. Appreciate it. Or, well, I like that. Since they're changing.

where the club is into a live nation theater, you can... Oh, I'll take it. I'll take it. You can join that. Yeah, be part of that.

Transfer it over to Live Nation? Yeah, I'll take it. Now, according to this story, now, they can... Don't bug me down with facts, Jeffrey. I feel like you're about to bug me down with facts. Are you going to bug me down with facts? Not anymore.

Oh, no, don't do that. No, come on. No, come on. Bug me down, please. Just bug me down. little bit, just a little bit. Like two minutes worth. It appears that it's possible that Playboy International was not happy with the way that they were being

represented in New York. So they pulled the licensing fee and said, no, you can't be a Playboy Club anymore. What was this Playboy Club giving as a... Not what Playboy International wanted. That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking like they were not providing the bunnies. You're not going to be affiliated with Playboy anymore. So I think what happened is Playboy said, hello, club owner. Yeah, hello Playboy club owner. Yeah. Uh, yeah. This is a, this is a Playboy International. Okay. Yeah, I would send a fee in the check. It's on the mail. I know. We really thank you for that too. We appreciate it.

But I just want to say that we're going to give you a heads up. Okay. Oh, we'll have a new bunnies come. In November, November. We're going to pull the licensing fee. Oh, you can give me a new one. So, yeah, no, you can't use Playboy stuff anymore. So what's going to happen to the club? We don't care, but you can't be a Playboy Club anymore. So you just be a club. Do what you want. But I'm just telling you right now, which would be, I don't know, insider trading,

but nobody will be charged with that. Just, I don't know, the cost of doing business, saying, we'll give you a heads up so that you can maybe figure something out before we pull the plug. Click. And so Playboy Club into your. York said, man, Playboy sucks. We're tired of being a Playboy club. Hey, Live Nation, how would you like to buy us for $88 million?

Give us some money and we'll turn it into a bar and maybe a little steakhouse and make it into a Live Nation place. And we'll do that. And Live Nation went, well, yeah, that's really good. You guys are doing real good as the Playboy Club and everything. Oh, yeah, we're doing great. Everything's wonderful. We're just really sick of Playboy.

Yeah, you see, here's our book. So we're profitable. Everything's fine. And we're just, look, most of our, most of our memberships are women. And we've got, sure, we've fired half the staff in April and because the Playboy buddies couldn't wait on tables. Sure, we did that. And sure, we added waiters to be waiters and we just let the Playboy buddies shuttle drinks

back and forth. Sure, that was going on. But we're fine. We're fine. So if you'd like to, you know, give us a few million for the space, like 88 million, for the space. and we'll create a restaurant, steakhouse,

we'll have a little bar here off to the side, but it'll be a live nation place. How about that? Oh, yeah, that sounds really, really good. Yeah, let's do that. Man, Playboy sucks. We're shutting this place down. We're shutting this place down.

Didn't you just lose the Playboy licensing fee? What? Did they just pull that? Whoa, man, it's good that we change now, isn't it? It's ridiculous. Coming to a city near you. The Grimm is the director of operations and a senior patrol leader for XJL, a troop of real-life superheroes who patrol the streets of San Diego.

By fighting violent crime, keeping the public safe, and doing whatever they can to serve their community. By day, its 12 members lead unexceptional lives, as security system installers, transit police, teachers, and parents. But by night, they transform into a fully operational anti-crime squad, each with their own character and costume. They traverse the city conducting homeless outreach, breaking up bar fights, assisting in drug overdoses, and making sure the area's many,

piss drunk partiers get home safe. the self-described darkness of the group humbre obscure oh so his name is humble don't look at me like that humbre excru what go ahead pronounce it correctly I can you pay attention in there there's a little bit of the story I am paying attention just why I looked up because I thought you misspelled or that's umbray umbra yeah that's what I thought so you did say it right yeah I know I said it wrong, douche. Pay attention. I am paying attention.

Do you have to look at you the entire time you're broadcasting? I just know you weren't paying attention. I was. That's all I know. That's all I know. And it threw me off because I looked up and you weren't paying attention. Because I was not looking at. I was looking down.

I don't. That's what I was doing. By the way, 71 outside right now. That's what I was looking at. That's freaking out. Yeah, I do he wasn't paying it. I was just stopped right there. You ruined my whole superhero

Your Astoria in San Diego. This is amazing. It's 71 outside right now here in Dallas, Texas. So what? It's been on the 20s and 30s. So temperature fluctuates. That's what happens on the planet Earth. It's more like climate change.

The winter is upon us quicker than before. Oh, my God. Oh, you are agonizing. Keep talking about the guy in the poop. they feel like they're pretty much like Curtis Lee was Guardian Angels only instead of berets they wear capes or in this case

fedoras and trench coats their pictures make them look I think it looks silly what the hell are they doing they're rather stupid you're just cosplay superheroes I mean

they look great different are they really is ever popular real-life superhero movement? They saw themselves as more than just cooks and costumes. You might see yourself as that, but I don't think other people do. It's just me, though. Just me. They're genuine good guys, selfless defenders of the common man,

who found joy in the act of giving without getting anything in return. It's always better to give than receive. You can quote me on that. To be honest, says the author, I thought it sounded like a crock. Yes. Yes, it does. Yes, it does.

But they're out there, man. They are out there protecting the streets of San Diego. Yeah, but it's not like San Diego is a bad city. Oh, horrible. What? San Diego is like one of the best cities in California. Border Town. Like it's not San Francisco and it's not L.A.

All I know is there. It's not Lancaster. It's not Palmdale. According to them, three or four people stop them on patrol to thank them for looking out for them. They thought they were Boy Scouts or Girl Scouts. They do have some detractors. Get out. What?

people that don't understand what they're trying to do those are the people that hate them are the people that don't understand what they're trying to do now the San Diego Police Department uh oh they just got disowned they're not happy they're not happy are they uh they're not

the spokesmen have expressed appreciation for their work but things aren't always copacetic between them right I know I know bicycle cops standing on the corner seem to be less than thrilled to see us. I don't know why. Be less to see us.

At least when bicycle is not on horses. I'll be like, dude, even the horse guy's looking at you all weird. When I call Sergeant the author, when I call Sergeant of the STBD, the official opinion on XJL, he answers very carefully that while his department welcomes collaboration with community patrols,

they can sometimes be concerning because they... Never really know if they'll be help or a liability. It's always liability. They're never a help. The problem is when people overstep their capabilities and get involved in things they might not have the knowledge or experience to deal with.

But you're talking about superheroes. Duh, Mr. Policeman. You're talking about superheroes. Our officers train for months to learn the ends. Oh, shut up with you. We've got superheroes. You need help. Obviously, your officers need help.

they're out of the street suffering you've got bicycle police officers out on the street just sitting on their bikes doing nothing you need these superheroes you need these people who care for other people who care about the city and that gives a damn

and don't just stand by idly that's why they join the league XJL stop it I mean, it's kind of funny. It's hilarious. It's kind of funny. But are you taking them serious?

Like the Guardians, guardian angels, you kind of, you took them serious, right? They were messing around. It took care of business. You were messing around. If they were on the subway, you are messing around.

But I feel like if these guys, here I'll put up the picture, so you can see the pictures that they post of themselves, I feel like when they show up, you're kind of like, you ain't a superhero, bro. Go ahead. Just leave me alone. All right, we have to have a spoon segment sometime this week on chewing the fat. Wendy's celebrating their 50th birthday with a new frosty flavor.

Birthday cake, frosty cookie Sunday. We've got to try this. And it's for a limited time only, so they'll never make it again, ever. Only if a lot of people come and buy it, they'll bring it back again. That's it, though. It's like we'll never see it again. Magrib. It's like the Popeye's chicken sandwich.

It's never going to make it again. It's like the Sherma's shaking McDonald's. You never see them again. They come once and they're gone. It's like the egg knock shake on McDonald's. Like I said, they come once. You never see them again. The birthday pie on McDonald's.

So the 50th birthday of Wendy's, you get the birthday. cake frosty cookie sunday we have to have a spoons for that and yes i want a large i don't care what size yes they do now they have two sizes no they don't they have the regular size and a kids one no they don't okay for us normal people when we ask for frosty is either kids or regular size no they have no they have a large when is their birthday when is he supposed to start they announced it it's there go get it when is wendy's birthday because it's supposed to be for when

it's our birthday it's our birthday on it's already there because today's birthday today's birthday today's birthday today's mickey's birthday same day

they're a fraught birthday I don't think I don't think Mickey and Wendy share they share they share yeah they do I don't think the mouse that's why there's a brother mouse can have a frosty with the the rest of us.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It's for a limited time. We've got to get them now. Did you find a birthday for Wendy's? No, I didn't. I didn't. But it was posted,

their tweet was posted like four or five days ago, so it was probably that. Because I could tell you, you know, like the world's most famous first, the world's most famous mouse first appeared on TV. Oh, I don't care about that. I want to know what the Frosties. 1928, which makes it officially.

Miki Mouse birthday. That's great. For those listening live, right? Yes, yes, for those listening live. And November 11th was their birthday, okay? So we overshotted by seven days. No, they still have it. It's for a limited time.

It was only for a birthday day. No, no, it was not. They said it was for a limited time only. Yeah, exactly. So I'm reading between the lines because that's what we do here. We read between the lines. I guarantee. Call, get Wendy's on the phone.

You know what? Get the local Wendy's on the phone right now. Hold on. Somebody's got to have a receipt. Check in my office. For the Wendy's close to here in Irving, Texas. Call them now. I want them.

I'll call to them. Oh, no, now everybody knows their number. You've just broadcast their entire phone tones. Hello. Wendy, the Frasian, hamburgers. Hey, how you doing? Good. How are you?

I'm fantastic. Do you guys still have the birthday cake Frosty? Yes. Nice. Do you know how long you're going to have it until? Look at my calendar, but we'll have it for a while. Yeah, limited time only, they said, but you're still going to have it for a while? Yeah, for a while. We just started it. Yeah, okay. Thank you very much. I really appreciate it, all right?

Take care. Peace. Thank you. From the Wendy's mouth. Thank you. Wow. I'm impressed, Jeffrey. Your show has that much power to get the answers. Just reach out and touch somebody. Nobody else is calling up asking the tough questions. I'll tell you that. Oh, man, did I have a busy weekend this past weekend? We drove up to Missouri and this drove around for a while.

And we found a couple of, you know, we were just out with the family driving around Missouri, hanging out. I don't know if you've been to the great state of Missouri, the Show Me State, it's called. And we're just driving around because, you know, my son went to the University of Missouri and I spent some time in Columbia. I haven't have an opportunity other than, you know, I-70 through the state to go back and forth between St. Louis and Columbia and Kansas City, you know, when you fly in and you drive into Columbia. I mean, you know, obviously drive back to the big city and the airport. So I wanted to see some of the show me. Stayed and after the Netflix, Ozark, you want to see, you want to see the state.

So I said, hey, we're not doing anything this weekend. All those posts you saw about us finally moving out of the house and everything and getting completely out of the house. those were faults. We did that a couple days before. We, you know, we post dated those posts. And we were just driving around Missouri, hanging out. We found some stuff. At one point, my son says, hey, dad, aren't those rocks, look pretty cool, don't they?

And I went, yeah, they look kind of cool. They might look nice. We just set them out in front of the new house. You know, just Missouri rocks. We could shine them up a little, put them out in front of the new house. Yeah, okay, let's just take them. We threw them in the truck and, you know, drove back home on Sunday. And, man, it was a long weekend.

Weird. I don't know what made me think of that. So you remember not long ago, you know, like last week, that crazy bright fireball that everybody was tweeting about, you know, through the arch in St. Louis, and then people had their security cams on their house on, and they caught the meteorite or, you know, crest smashing into earth, burning into the earth. Yeah. you know since a lot of the we saw in St. Louis with the arch that it hit in Missouri and now

you know it was captured on all kinds of video cameras everywhere and now the gem museum of Maine the gem it's the main mineral and gem museum they're going to they're willing to pay someone $25,000 to find a piece of the Missouri meteorite. Wait, didn't you say your son grew up some rocks when you were in Missouri? Oh, my gosh. He, we did, and not my son. I mean, he was there with me when I took them. Oh, you took them.

But if they're meteorites, I mean, like I got four of them, four big ones. Oh, that's like a hundred. Maybe more, because they're looking for little pieces, but I mean, we could break them up. if they're 25,000 apiece, I now have 50. What are the dimensions? I now accidentally dropped it and had 50, 50 pizzas now.

So you were in Missouri. So we were in Missouri. What are the odds that we would be driving around picking up a rock that just happens to be the media right? Was it hot when you picked it out? No, it just felt warm like it. Maybe it shouldn't have felt that warm, though. Maybe.

Anybody sick? any goo any leakage well just nothing out of the ordinary so if you too found some rocks that you think

could be the Missouri meteorite I mean get a hold of the main mineral and gem museum but I'm telling you if they want little pieces the four big rocks that I found have now become 50 big rocks maybe more

because I accidentally dropped it and I know I probably shouldn't have no no you should have a huge take care of it huge mistake I wouldn't let that happen again oof man that is I'm so I've never been that lucky before right I know so so great no wonder I was moving all your crap by myself I was thinking of it I was I should not be moving Jeffie's stuff he should be moving his own stuff right where is he well yeah we were already done because we had post I don't know why you were even over there by yourself.

It's kind of dumb. They're just dumb. So anyway, I'm looking forward to make a little cash for my Missouri meeting. Yeah. So you still write Christmas lists of things that you want. Like you write a letter to Santa Claus or do you write a letter to your mom and dad

and say, this is my Christmas list. And why doesn't it surprise me that you do? What, you don't? So, I know. Wow. No, I don't. You lost a Christmas favorite. So a dad shared his 10-year-old daughter's Christmas list.

Now, at this point. World peace. A pony. You'd think that. You'd think that. Like, fighting for a hunger. Help climate change. Yeah.

Get the plastic out of the ocean. Save the polar bears. Trash island for it to go away. But no. But no. But no, it's funny that you say that. It's funny that you say that. Because I was expecting you to bog me down with facts.

I am going to bog you down with facts. But this is what the girl wrote on her list. it's funny that a 10-year-old inundated with that kind of talk. Uh-huh. Did not say... Doesn't want to save polar bears. Right?

Does not want to save the planet? It's really weird. Does not want to do like the trash. She had 26 presents. Whoa. Presidents. 26 presents. Honey, baby. What? iPhone 11.

Okay, hold on. Let me write this down because maybe I could copy some of those from my Christmas list. New MacBook Air. Well, this girl got some class. Chanel. purse. Oh, hello. Gucci slides.

Hey. I like those Gucci slides. I do too. And the Gucci slip-ons, men's shoes. And by the way, for those of us who don't know what our slides are, what are Gucci slides. I know what they are. No, no. I know what they are.

She wanted a pet rabbit. Okay, that's not bad. That's cute. Usually they ask for dogs. AirPods. Oh, which one? The AirPods pro? A GoPro.

Oh, a GoPro. Oh, a GoPro. nice. And she also put, I need $4,000 in cash. Wait, I'm sorry? So dad doesn't even know what the $4,000 in cash is for,

but she put it on the list. I mean, if she's any financial expert will tell you to have a little cash on hand. Absolutely. So I'm sure that the daughter. When you look at this list, she also adds a little perfume.

She wants some checkered vans. Yeah, we all have to have that. just clothes she doesn't specifically say what at least you know she's not telling you let me get some kind your west clothes because that's expensive but figures out the dad figures that it's worth about 10 grand i'm sorry about 10 grand the list now at this point at what point do you tell the kid at it nope what tell the kid tell the kid what tell the kid what the world's going to end because this is a christmas no this is a christmas list this is this isn't a list to anyone.

Oh, okay. To anyone specific. Okay. Say that lives somewhere. That's it. Stop. You keep telling me to stop, but I'm not going to.

That ticks me off. See, here's the thing. I can tell you stop, and if you don't stop, all they're going to hear, beep, or they're just not going to hear anything at all. You will not beat me if I talk about this.

If you say, I will definitely censor you. I have censoring people, but if you do say something. show. I will still censor you. Chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. And if you say something that I feel like it's not for

the better of this world and popping bubbles that should not be popped by you, I will censor you. I will become Facebook and Twitter. I will shadow ban you. If you get a list like this from your kids,

it's time for you to tell them. All right. Tell them. Sit them down. and say, honey, baby, I can appreciate that you want all these things. And we're happy that we've made life good enough for you to want these things. But it's time to tell you for real now, baby. The guy you're thinking of?

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Plethora. That mean, you knew how to spell it. I thought you're going to tell me like, P-L-Gougal it. Wait, that might have been the wrong spelling. Let me spell it again. You're right. I'm sorry.

I apologize for that. I completely apologize for that. It's spelled A-L-O-T. I completely, I've embarrassed at myself now for not doing that. I've always dies to you, the listener, the viewer, everyone. You embarrass yourself.

I did. I'm turning right. I flushed my face. I'm mad at myself now. I don't even want to continue. I don't even want to go on. Go on. The people want you to go on.

Plus, it's probably the wrong spelling anyway. Now I have to look. But even if I did spell it wrong, I'm so mad at myself right now for actually spelling the stupid word than spelling the way it should be spelled with A-L-L-O-T. That's it. I promise.

I want to bend the knee to you, my audience, right now. I know you're not the rage mob, but you could become the rage mob. Oh, absolutely. I want to bend the knee, and I want to apologize and say, please forgive me. Please. I will do my very best, your highness says. That's what I think of you, audience. Wait, they're more than you?

My audience? Yeah. Yeah. So they're above you? Your highnesses. Wow. I'm bending the knee. You are bending the knee, my friend.

She's bending both knees right now. No. You're calling your highnesses. I am not bending both knees. No. Which need, did you bend the good one or the bad one? No, the good one. Oh, wow.

I'll never get up if I bend the bed. 888-903-33 is the phone number. Let's go to the phones. Stephen, you are on the air here at Chewing the Fat. Hi, this is Stubergear. Make sure you subscribe to choose. shoe and the fat with Jeff Fisher. Anywhere you listen to podcasts.

Thank you for your call. Stu. I thought we were going to Stephen, but who knows? Thanks for calling. Did you know that the fastest ant in the world? The fastest ant in the world. 120 miles an hour. Are we doing animals now?

I don't necessarily appreciate the way you say, do an animal. But yes, I'm doing some animal story. Yeah. Oh, I got a cow story in the pile, too. I don't have a chicken story, though. I do a while. We got the fried chicken. I got the fried chicken sandwiches.

Dogs, I got a lady that's got, I got a story that's been in the, come in the fat pile already. It's been kept in the back of a pickup truck in a cage of Florida. What a tremendous story that is. We'll get to that during the week. All right.

Stop. What? Is that? I'm just having fun. Are you? I'm glad you're paying attention finally. The world's fastest ants. Roamed the scorching hot sandy dunes of the northern Sahara.

I feel like the world's fastest ants roam the scorching hot sandy dunes of the northern Sahara. They zip along at speeds 108 times their body length each second. I mean, there's a fast-moving ass, Ben. And the Sahara, they might get sucked up. might get them here. That's how we get them here. Because the Sahara is where the dirt gets kicked up and then turns into a hurricane off finally reaching the east coast or the west coast of Africa, then turns into a hurricane, comes to the United States. We get these ants. They could be just racing around inside that hurricane. I want to say that you're wrong, but I don't have all the facts

to say that you're wrong. Because I'm not wrong. Because it sounds legitimate. It is legitimate. Thank you. But I feel like... Where do you think the sands come from that create the windstorms coming across the deserts, across Africa, into the east coast, off the coast of Africa, west coast, I mean, I keep saying west, it's off, it's our east coast, the west coast of Africa, into the winds and the ocean, hurricane. Yeah, I believe that part, but I don't believe the ants are like hitching a ride from Africa. Have you not seen Shark Nato? Yes.

And there's multiple movies about things getting sucked up into tornado. We talked to one of the actresses, Mindy. Thank you. Hurricane ant. We've got to come up with a name for Hurricane ants. But this is not about that, though. This is about the world's fastest. Who gets sucked up into the hurricane.

I don't think that's on the story because I read that story. They're here on the planet. I read that story. That's nothing to say. They don't live just in Sahara. Because those ants run 120 mile an hour. Those are like some fast ants. I know.

Maybe we should run our cars on ant power instead of horsepower. Oh, except that. Okay, so here's the deal. Don't, don't bug me down with facts. The story says that the ants can run up to 120,000, I mean 120 miles per hour. So. It does. It also says they zip along at speeds of 108 times their body length each second.

There you go to bug me down with facts. Now you're going to tell me something about a desk and holding an ant and then making the same desk. Everybody says, if I drop an hand off a desk, it lives and crawls away. Doesn't even, doesn't even, doesn't even, oh, there it is. Look, it's not even bothered. And there it goes. If you did that with a human, if you made the desk proportionately the same size as humans and dropped a human up, you would be dead. Okay.

I got it. I got it. But it's not the, I don't want to hear the science of it. Okay. But I do like the name of the Saharan Silver Ant. is also known as Cataglyphus Bombascina. Oh, there's a movie right there.

That. I love that. Yes. I love that. Cataglyphus bombocina. Strike again. Rated PG-13. Oh, really?

Oh, yeah. Why PG-13? I got to get the kids. I'll get the kids. Cataclysmus bomb. Now, cataclysmus bombocina, too. We may go to R. Oh, okay.

Okay. Okay. And just cataglyphus, that's on my site. I can find that on your side. Yeah, that's on my site. But cataglyphus bombocina, that's the M. PG-13. Yeah.

Yeah. And cataglyphus bombocina too, we go back to R-rated. Yeah. But cataglyphus. Your website. My website, yeah. Can you get a synopsis of the one that can find in your website? Sure.

Hello. Pizza. Ooh, pizza. Hey. Free delivery tonight. Oh, you're wearing PJs. And you're wearing khakis with a hat. The deal says I have to deliver this to the coffee table in the other room.

There you go. That's just the beginning. That's a nice trailer. That's a little teaser. Yeah, I thought so. Yeah. I'll give you an idea of the complexity of the movie. Oh, that's another good word.

Dude, that's two words in a row. Complexity and plethora. and both probably spell them correctly. You know days, there are days. There are days. You know, speaking of tornadoes,

the documentary, Twister. In the documentary, Twister. There is a mystery. Illusive, unpredictable. It terrifies most scientists. But for a new breed, The challenge is saving lives. The research is deadly.

Just pause, just pause it. Because every time I hear it now, I want to hear my old open to the Fisherfiles show. Because right there is where it went into, but for a new breed. It's swept off into another music, the Fisher Files. So I want to hear it. This brings back memories.

Oh, I'm sorry. So go for it. Well, no. Anyway, in that movie, in the documentary, Twister. They run into cows flying in a tornado.

I only saw one cow. Well, in the documentary, one person believes that it's cows. They are corrected by one of the medical professionals, one of the doctors in the storm chaser

world that says it's the same cow. And I remember it was the twins. They were right at the the middle we've got to get out of there they were on the bridge they were caught the twins couldn't get out of there got swept around incredible and that's before they went just before they went to the aunt's house for dinner food food food guys we are not going to my aunt's house and aunt meg had all her cows with the stakes to be meg where'd you get all this beef

see all my cows out front no oh oh oh oh I love that movie just so you Documentary. I mean, sorry, documentary, yeah. Well, when they were at home with that Meg. Oh, that's a movie. That was just a feel-good kind of thing. Oh, okay, like a homework. The other parts were the documentaries, yeah.

So Hurricane Dorian came up on the Carolina Coast and created a mini tsunami. And they've been looking for cows. Wait what? Cows have been missing. They lost cows? They lost cows. They lost cows. Because of Doreen?

And because of Doreen. Yeah. Thorium. And they figured they checked them off the list. Up, cows gone. Hurricane killed the cows. Called insurance. We have insurance, right?

All right. Guess what? No. No, the cows did not die. Were the cows? The cows got swept off into the hurricane, got sucked up into the hurricane, and landed on the sunny beach. What?

I don't know, all by itself. They're out there on the beach. I've been evacuated to the beach. They told us to evacuate. somebody's got to come get us pretty soon because I'm getting really tan here and I don't have any tan sun there's only so much of this milk under here I can rub on myself to keep the sun off oh Jeffie that's gross I mean this don't you got it you'd use something right I mean after a while you get pretty that's all you got to eat just saying wait they turn cannibal they eat each other

they're not eating each other they're drinking their own liquids Jaffe! That's what they're doing. That's gross. So apparently the storm searches put them on this little island that's off the coast and now they're fine.

They need somebody to come and rescue them and they're just waiting for somebody to come and rescue them. They're out there hanging out. Do they put the little help sign in the sand? With rocks. They printed it with the milk. They dropped the milk. and there's a picture of them, just hanging out.

I love that picture. And some of them are laying down like, this is life. Heck yeah. It's life because they're getting burned from the sun, man. Reminds me of the pigs in the beach. Now there's a 30-day deadline. Oh, no, no. For someone to come and remove the cows.

What happened at day 31? I think that's what they're going to do with it. Oh, they're going to have beef? Now, they didn't say that they were going to... but the National Park Service told the observer that after 30 days, the park will have to deal with it. And that's how the National Park Service, how else are they going to deal with it?

Are you going to hop on the cows and ride them back, swim them back? Can you write cows? Let me know how that works out for you. I don't have cows. Let me know how that works out for you because they followed. I mean, you just hop on you ride them. Oh, really? Yeah, they go over.

Like, they're that, huh. They're fine. I'm really curious if you could ride a, I know you could ride bulls, you know, they have the whole PBR thing. Are you technically riding them? You are. For eight seconds, seven seconds. No, you're not.

You're on top of it. You're getting thrown off. But you're on top of it. You start sitting on them. A short period of time. You start sitting on the bowl. You do start sitting on the bull. So, and then when the gates open.

But the process is not you sitting on that bowl. The process. is the bull disposing of you off its back. Yeah, but like from the gate open to the next three seconds you get thrown off, you did ride that bull from point A to point B. They like to say that, but I think factually that's not true. They can call it whatever you want. That's not what's happening.

That's not what I see at the bull riding events. It's not what I see. So good luck and good luck and come and get the cows. Look, nobody wants cows to be. So But we don't know that's going to happen though You're reading between the lines I am reading between the lines on the story

We don't know that that's official was going to happen Because now you have an attraction You have cows that survived the hurricane The National Park Service Said you have 30 days for someone To get the cows And then you're going to have to prove that they're your cows

Hopefully it's your little tag in the ear Or brand on their ass But it's got to prove it's your cows and then if you can't do that. We can't go over there and claim them. We could. We'd give it a shot. That'd be cool.

How are you doing? Just come to get my cows. Don't buy me. I was here to pick up my cows. National Park Service. We'll get them out of here for you. I like that idea. If we were in Florida,

we could start our own cattle ranch by doing this. Absolutely. We could become millionaires by starting our own cattle ranch by taking these cattle. I'm sorry, rescuing these cattle. And they're part of history. They survive a tsunami. Come on, man.

Tsunami, but you're eating cattle from tsunami farms. There it is. Tsunami farms. But if nobody comes and gets them, if we don't pick them up in 30 days, the park said, you know, they're going to have to deal with the problem. Now, the Spunt spokesperson for the park, I'm not sure what the plan would be if the park deals with it. You know what that means? Or, or, or, or, or you call fish or,

Cattle Drive. And we'll pick him up for you. You call, you call tsunami farms. And we'll come and take care of him. There's nothing. There's nothing like the beef from tsunami farms.

I am in love with that. Here to pick up the cattle. Yep, those are ours. Head them up. Move them out. I like it.