Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 257 | Christmas Comes Early For Jeffy

Episode Date: November 26, 2019

Jeffy talks about his new toys sent by listeners, but he had one complaint about his 'police badge. Don't worry Chewing The Fat is not going to skip thanksgiving and play Christmas music. Mall of America kid talks about his injuries, bikini model goes missing after going in a hike, and finally Jeffy become the official Heinz Ketchup Police Officer.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to it Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher Appreciate you coming along for the ride today If you've been a free loading And you're listening to the show for free And you're not a subscriber Which you can become a subscriber for free But it's different

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If you're listening live today, November 26, 2019. Not possible. 30 days and counting. Well, counting today, of course, until Christmas. Oof. Oof. Does this mean that we need to start putting some Christmas? Christmas music in our show?

I think so. I think so. Although wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Because I think people are going to get mad that we're skipping over Thanksgiving. No, no, no, we're not skipping over Thanksgiving. So, okay, well, we're not skipping. We can't skip over Thanksgiving. It's one of my favorite holidays of all time.

What? No. Wait, wait. I know. Jeffie. I know what you're saying. How is that possible? Arbor Day or St. Patty's Day.

You'd think that. Yes. You would think that. And I could see. Groundhog Day? I could see why you would think that. but no, Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is your day.

And one of the reasons is because Thanksgiving is actually a day where my Kenyan training comes into effect. I'm a distance eater, just like the Kenyans are distance runners. I'm not a speed eater. Like I'm not a racer.

So it's just distance eating all day. It's a tremendous day. It's tremendous day in American politics and American holidays. Wait, Thanksgiving is politics? Yes, it is. Who doesn't talk politics on Thanksgiving? Every family touches on.

on it and you just needle Uncle Joe just a little bit. You needle Uncle Joe, you needle Aunt Judy. You just needle them a little bit. That's all. You just have fun with it. Now we do know bread and butter, the presidential turkeys, they've been pardoned, right? Has he pardoned them yet? Or is that today?

I don't know. I'll check on that. Because they gave them a hotel room. I'm surprised that they stayed at, they didn't even stay at a Trump hotel. You know how much the media will be? I was thinking about that. I was thinking, why aren't they saying at a lot? a Trump hotel and really

that's Donald Trump saying I'm not sticking birds in the Trump hotel. No, that would look so good if he does. I think not. I think that's Trump saying you're not putting the stupid turkeys in my hotel, no. I'm a world-class hotel with us for humans, not birds. I don't know, but I guess you

can, the voting's still open. So. For this year's. 2020, 2019 national what's here pardoning? What are we voting for? Whether they get pardoned or whether we break their necks or what. Oh, never mind.

Darn it. It's just closed. It's just it. It's close. So you were voting on who you think the president should pardon. Bread or butter? Yes. What happens to the one that doesn't get pardoned?

Neck broken, we cook them? Oh, well, I mean, I don't know. That's a tough call. Because bread without butter kind of, kind of bougie. But you can live on bread. You can't necessarily live on butter. So butter gets the, you say, No, we're still talking Thanksgiving.

No, no Christmas. Thanksgiving. Thank you. What are you doing? I thought you said Christmas is here. Oh, we can't skip over Thanksgiving. I'm sure we could toss a little Christmas in, but not at the beginning.

So not official. After Thanksgiving. So Monday. After Thanksgiving. Do we know who won the thing? I don't think it's a winning price. No, it wins. It went.

Bread had to win. Bread survived. Butter gets the bullet. It'll happen today at 2 p.m. Eastern. Who gets the bullet? It happens today at 2 p.m. Eastern from the White House. You didn't answer my question. So according to the White House, bread is 20 kilograms who likes cherry flavor soft drinks,

bluegrass music, and college basketball. This is dumb. Butter. Turkeys are the dumbest birds on the play. Butter, 21 kilograms, enjoys eating sweet potato fries, listening to backpipes and watching NASCAR. I mean, if you go by that, bread gets the bullet. Yeah, bread gets the bullet.

But according to, if you look at it sensibly, which obviously people won't. We do here. But we do here. Yeah, we do here. Butter gets the bullet. You got to save bread. Yeah, yeah. But Trump will make, we'll pick the name today on Tuesday afternoon.

You know he's going to pardon both of them. Afterwards, he'll fly to Florida for a campaign rally and spend Thanksgiving with his family. You know, he knows he pardons both of them and we move on. Bread and butter both get to live and we move on. Get out of here. Have a nice day. way, you know who started this whole annual parting tradition?

Woodrow Wilson. Daddy Bush in 1989 by sparing a 50 pound slash 23-kilogram. Like I said, Woodrow Wilson, back at 1921. I didn't know that. I didn't know that.

I thought it was older than that. And we got the White House Christmas tree. Oh, that arrived, right? Yeah, yesterday. And so, but it made a tour stop around the country, right? To all these cities. I don't believe.

Oh, I'm so mad. It went through Texas and it stopped at Katie, Texas. Which is outside of Houston. Not here. Why wouldn't you not stop here? It's just down the row. Katie's right there. Katie's outside of Houston.

It's right there. It's right there. And then people were able to sign the box that the tree was on. Plus, I saw a picture of the tree when it arrived. Okay, you and Pat are pissing me off. The tree did not look like that good of a tree. Those branches at the bottom, you cut those off. so that you could put it on the big scoop thing with water.

You're cutting those branches off. It didn't look like that good a tree. Just because you were seeing it from the wrong angle. And I know, though, how can that be the national tree? That is the American tree. How can that it be? It's missing so little. Plus, I didn't realize that it had been on the road forever.

I mean, it's been cut down for months. The thing is dead already. I don't know how that thing survived. I mean, the needles are falling off already. I love how the truck went through like 50 states or something. And then once it gets to Washington, it gets unloaded on a horse carriage thing. Like, what can you just have the truck? Trump would definitely love a truck delivering that tree.

Right. Right. Whatever. It's just stupid. The whole thing. The trees are. But those pieces that were missing at the bottom with the pine needles where we just have to cut us off.

They were missing. We realize the tree is dead now. It's been on the road forever. It's probably watered. It was probably watered. Did you see anyone watering it on the road? It was in a box, so it was probably like preserved. They put like the same size of putting tomato sauce in cans.

Spray it down, spray it down. Why would you spray it down with tomato sauce? I don't understand. All right, I've got to talk to you about a story that you're going to be mad at me, but it's been just gnawing at me since last night. Theblaze.com did a story on the five-year-old boy who was thrown 40 feet from the Mall of America. Remember the kid that got thrown from the balcony?

Yeah. And the guy was in the mall looking to kill somebody. He just picks the kid up and tosses them over the thing. Horrible. Just horrible. Just horrible. Yes, he did. Okay, okay, good.

Yes, he did. Five-year-old Landon Hoffman. All right, he's alive and well. He's alive and well. Okay, cool. That's cool for the kid. And the guy, I think, got like 19 years. I mean, the guy is in jail for a long time.

19 years not a long time. I think, wait a minute. What is it doesn't say here? How long he got, he was sent to prison for? The five-year-old scones, the mom's heels of a son-a-son-so-fund-me page for the kid, 24-year-old, man, through the head, so-so-so-so-so-old. 19 years in prison, that's correct. So there's a go-fund-me page for the kid, and it's gotten well over a million bucks,

and the kid is nearly back to himself. The mom says he gets out of the car every morning, happy, happy and blows kisses, says he's happy, says when she has to look at the scars, She says, he says, mom, stop it. I'm healed. I'm fine. I don't need. You don't need to ask me anymore.

And he said, you know, I love Jesus and I love life. And don't worry. I fell off a cliff, but angels caught me. I think you need to get the kid check because he did not fall off a cliff. He was thrown off a. And see, this is what's done at me. No. No.

And stop with the angels. Don't bring the angels up. You got severe head trauma, multiple broken bones, both arms and legs. Okay? Were the angels on a cigarette break? Were they off? And then realized they had to come back to work?

I don't know. I don't know. That's a question that... That's a question that you can ask once you die and go to heaven. Be like, God. Where were the angels that this kid is speaking of? Like, they can not pick him up a little bit sooner?

No, I technically I know the answer, okay? I get it. Oh, you do? I do. What is the answer? I do. The angels were on break, and God said, what are you doing? And then he healed the kid.

Oh, okay. So it was that you guys were supposed to watch in him. Yeah. They went a union break. Yeah. And then God, oh, this was our mistake. And God took care of it. And I got this.

What's with the Angels? That's my question. Okay, I got a really cool gift. Two gifts yesterday. Yesterday it was gift day. Yay. First one. Tremendous sticker that's going to be hung at my front door.

I'll post a picture on my Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. One of our listeners sent me the video that has this sticker featured. It is fantastic. Door knockers, please note. Thus, this household charges $50 per minute to listen to any sales pitch, religious messages, or fundraising stories. Payment required in advance. By knocking or ringing our doorbell, you agree. agree to the terms stated above.

Enough said. Genius. Genius. Now, is it legal? Do you have... What do you mean is it legal? Do you have the law on your side when a person knocks and you start the meter? You certainly have the law on your side if you say no solicitors.

Right? No solicitors, you get to kick them off. No solicitors are not asking for money. Those signs are not asking for money. So like, do you have the law on your side? Write a bill? That's what I'm saying. Do you have like the little receipt book on the front table?

I'm going to have a receipt book there. As soon as you go, you start the meter like a taxi. And then now, are you saying anything as soon as you open the door? Like I have so many questions of this. Because like, does that mean like, I knock? The clock starts. The clock started. Clock starts.

So, good. So when you open the door, ask your homeowner, do I say something? The clock has already started. Do I say something? Or do I wait and milk it? And then when they're about to leave, I'd be like, hey, what, you need anything? And then continue the clock. No, I mean, I think, I think a reasonable amount of time that it takes you to get to the door.

You open a door. or, you know, depending on how your knee feels and how long it takes you to get up out of the chair. And where you are in the house? Right. So, you know, a minute, two minutes. That's quick. Okay, so we're at $100.

And even if you say, I'm coming, the door is still, the clock's still running. Yeah, because as soon as you knock the ring the door bill. Right. So you open the door and you're like, you're already two minutes in at $100. If you want to continue, go. So you are saying something to the person?

Yeah, I think you have to. That's what I'm saying. do you have to say something? I think so. So do you open the door and say, hey, all right, so we initiated the contract. You do acknowledge. I know you're already two minutes in. I had a hundred bucks, right?

Okay, okay. I think you have to. I think that's a fair doing business. Oh, do you just sit there open the door and then just start pointing at the sign? And then where do you put the sign? Do you put the sign on the door or by the doorbell? Well, it has to be in a visible area. I mean, it's like no trespassing.

If you put no trespassing sign, you know, below the dirt, nobody sees it. I got a sign there. No, nobody saw it, right? I mean, you have to put it where somebody sees it. Has to be there. Now, I would say, personally, I'm going to hang mine in the window inside because I don't want anybody to tear it down. By the door? I don't want anybody to tear it down.

I don't have, I'm not that boogey. I don't have windows on my doors. Well, I just have a wood door. Perhaps maybe you should upgrade. Maybe. You know? So put a sign on the front door and hope nobody steals it. Whatever.

True, because that's a very unique sign. Yes. And if I were out knocking on the door and that came up to that sign, I would take it. You take it. That sign is gone. They open the door and they say something about the sign. I'm like, what sign?

What sign are you talking about? Well, I have two cameras pointing at you. So I saw you take the sign. Whatever. prove it. You can't. Like I said, I have two cameras putting it at you. You can't. Tremendous idea though. Thank you very much for the sticker.

I love it. Appreciate it. I bought it for you. You just said a listener sent these in. No, a listener sent me the link to the video. I went to Amazon. I bought three, about two of them for $3, one for me and one for you. So you're welcome. This was a buck 50. No, that was $3. You said you bought two for $3.

bucks. Like each. They're $3 each. The whole order came to like $7 and something with tax. It was free shipping because it was a prime order. So. Yeah, these are really heavy. I'm sure it was a lot.

They probably said it in an 8 by 8 box. Amazon does do like to do that. They have like four box sizes and it doesn't matter. Oh no. You could order a fire steak to a TV. It all comes in the same box. Yeah, same box. It doesn't matter.

So I'm sure this came in like a coffin size box. It had more like bubble wrap Yes But so well okay well thank you Are you welcome I appreciate it Merry Christmas I know if you're waiting for me to say

Hey do you need me to pay for that No that's not what I said That's not happening I said it was a gift That's not happening Like as soon as I saw it I was like oh my gosh Me and Jeff you will

Be having fun with this I'm not Paying you for it I haven't asked for money at all I say it's Merry Christmas That's your gift I'm not paying you for it.

Okay? It's not going to happen. Second gift I got. This gift is tremendous. Thank you so much from at Rickety Johnson. And I'll post a picture of this

on my social media accounts as well at Jeffrey JFR and Jeff Fisher Radio on Facebook and Instagram. And it came with a letter. Came with a letter and a gift. I'm a millennial from Pennsylvania Thank you for listening I appreciate it

I've been a huge fan I've been a huge fan she mentions a couple other people but me most important Do we know that Rickety Johnson is a he Do we know that Rickety Johnson is Identifying as a he Okay

And I apologize at Rickety Johnson Millennial for Pennsylvania He's been a huge fan of and he mentions a couple other names. Yeah, Glenn, Pat, you, there's no need to mention the other name. Stu and other place personality.

A, he doesn't say Stu. Okay. B, that doesn't, that's not happening on this page. Even at Rickety Johnson knows, I throw this thing away if Stu's name is on this page. So that doesn't, Glenn Beck,

Pat Gray, and yourself. So there's no stew. Don't be throwing stew in there. Uh-uh, no. And he does say, and everybody at the blaze. Maybe that considers Stu, but in my world it doesn't.

Herein lies your requested Heinz Ketchup Police Officer badge, and I have it in my hand as we speak. I designed a 3D printed it just for you. It's really nice. It's a sheriff's badge. It says Heinz Ketchup Police Officer,

J. Period. Fisher, a couple of stars on it. It says 18 in the center. Tremendous at Rickety Johnson. Thank you so much. And I too firmly believe in the letter continues that any establishment who would fill their Heinz ketchup bottles with inferior substitutes should be shut down immediately.

I would have used the traditional Heinz 57, but I didn't want to confuse you as you can only count to 18. Keep up the great work. And thank you so much. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. So I want to talk a little bit about the badge. Okay.

As before we get this over with today, I appreciate it. I know he... Oh, no. Did he misspell Fisher? No. What about police officers? So two big words. No?

Hines. Nope, everything is fine. Okay, that was wrong with it. This is a... You have that disappointing face right now. Like, you thought of this idea, and it did not meet your standards. Your high standard.

Rickety, I just want to say thank you so much, man. I love you for this. I do. I would love, if you were here, I'd give you a hug. Well, let's talk about specifics for a second, okay? And I love that you put the pin on the back. It looks like you did your own personal soldering of the pin on the back. It's pretty cool.

It's tremendous. And I really, I want my, a badge. I want my, I want my, I want my, I want my, I want my wife to build, have a, she's going to make a little leather case for it. So that I have an actual little badge carrying case. Yeah. I mean, I love it. What I'd like, though, is what I really like is a couple of things. A couple.

Yeah. Because it's the sheriff's badge. You know, it's got the six stars. You asked for a badge. You always been talking about you wanted a police badge. But I really think it should be like a shield, a detective shield. That's not what you've been asking for all these years. Why are you still talking?

So I really think it should be a detective shield. And I don't know that we should say police officer. on the shield or the badge. That could get you in trouble. I think the police are going to get upset over that. You have to pick one. So it should be maybe a Heinz Ketchup officer. Ooh, very official, yes.

It's official, but it's not misrepresenting that I'm a police officer. I think the one that could get you in trouble with the word police. Yes. That's the one that could. I love that. Oh, no, it looks great. I love this. But he's disappointed.

We had hopes that could be better. Because I knew about this for like two weeks now. And you never showed me a... He never showed me a prototype. He just said, I made it, and I sent it. So maybe next time... So look, I know it's the holidays and it's busy, and people got things to do and everything.

So maybe, you know, once we get past the holidays and you've got nothing else going on in your life. Wait, are you going to ask him to redesign this? Or are you going to design it for him and have him make it? No, you just send me a couple of prototypes. Jeff Fisher, no! I don't have time. to design it myself.

But you know what badges look like? I mean, shields look like. Okay. You know what detective shields look like? Yeah. Everything else is perfect. Everything else on this is perfect except for just a couple of things that I mentioned. So, but you were, because if you're going to ask a shield, you know, shield has a little

like insignias inside. So you can have like little tomatoes on the side and a bottle of ketchup and then everything else on it. Oh, don't be so. Why are you so picky? No, because a shield has more than. and just they're, you know, the police officers. I think we may get in trouble with if we use the Heinz ketchup logo. I know, but I want to do that.

Although I do kind of because I'm a Heinz ketchup officer. Unofficially. I think once I do this, I'm official. Like once I have the bad. By your standards. By your standards. I don't think if I call Mr. Heinz. I will say.

If I call Mr. Heinz, I don't think he's going to appreciate you being a. mean the owner of Heinz Warren Buffett who made years ago the Duce Hall of Fame list is Warren Fat Pisa Crap Buffett, he would okay it? He might frown upon it? Yes. No, I don't think so. I think you're wrong. I think he says okay. Okay. I'm on his side.

I feel like I will use this though. Oh, I know you're going to definitely use it. Oh my gosh. Just got to be careful. My wife will videotape it. We'll make this true because there's going to be a restaurant. I'm shutting down. Somewhere in America. I feel this is going to be a

sign on. A headline in the Fort Worth, Dallas area. White male arrester from impersonating a cop. See, I'm not impersonating a police officer. They don't know that. They do not know that. I am a Heinz ketchup. According to this badge, police officer.

See, that's what I'm saying. Food inspector. So, Ricketts, no, I'm not a food inspector. Stop it. No. I'm a Heinz ketchup officer. There's a huge difference. some state food inspector.

I'm not going around inspecting cook vans and a hot dog stands, no. Well, I mean, I'm looking at. Well, you are. If they're pre-if they've got fake ketchup, I'm shutting them down. Right then and there. So, okay, before we close this thing,

so we weigh over time on this one. That can't be, but go ahead. When you go to the establishment, can you run me down a scenario? Real quick. Let's sit at the table and go, ooh, that bottle says Heinz ketchup on it. Okay, so the bottle says Heinz ketchup.

Because that's how, what happens is restaurants use the Heinz ketchup bottle, but they refill it with fake ketchup, with fake Heinz ketchup. They put in inferior ketchup. So that's what you're looking for. Okay, so I was confused. I thought you were looking for establishment only serving Heinz ketchup. Like. Yeah, they say they're serving Heinz ketchup.

But it isn't. I know that. Now I know that. They're refilling the Heinz ketchup bottles. What if they don't do any Heinz ketchup at all? Then we don't eat there. Okay. That's what, okay.

Okay. Okay. And we pull out the badge and say, yes, I'm a Heinz ketchup officer and you don't have Heinz ketchup here. We're not eating here. And you walk out. Okay. So that could happen.

Okay. See, that's why I was. And you make sure that they're aware. You show the badge and you make sure that. And they're going to call the cops because the officer was here. So fat man. We're not eating. We're not eating here because you don't have Hein's ketchup.

Now if they want to run across the street to the 7-11 and buy me a bottle of Heinz so I can eat there, I'll maybe eat at their establishment, maybe. So you just want, can you bring your own ketchup then? But to see, that's not the same. That's like bringing my own Coke Zero, no. Like I've, no, like the restaurants that say we don't have Coke Zero.

I mean, what's stopping you from going across the freaking road and buy me a Coke Zero? make me comfortable. You did that at the Mercury 1. I've done that several places. It pisses me off. Oh, we don't have it. Go buy it.

What's stopping you? So, but you go in and they've got Heinz ketchup, presumably, in the Heinz ketchup bottle on the table. Now, as a Heinz ketchup officer, I know the difference. So as soon as I put it on my plate. Oh, the taste and the look. The look, all of it. If it's not Heinz ketchup, we're shutting it down.

We're shutting it. When you want to see the manager, you show your badge, you turn the clothes sign at the front door, you tell people that are already in there, they can continue to eat, but this restaurant is now under investigation by Heinz ketchup. By the way, I forget, I didn't forget,

because I've read the letter before you did. Like I said, I've been wearing that all day today. The letter has my name on it. No, it says, Dear Jeffey, I know. Somewhere in there, it says Chris Cruz is pretty cool or pretty awesome or like the best producer ever yet, something like that. It does? Yeah.

Somewhere in there says Chris Cruz is awesome or gray or he's cool. Because you read through it here. I'm not a big fan of Glenn Backpack, Pac-Gray yourself, and everybody at the blaze. I mean, that's where we're putting you in and everybody at the blaze with you. I believe my full name is in there. I would have used Dersional 57 and I want to confuse you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I've only caught an 18. It gets a little jab in off you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny. Ha, ha, ha. Keep up to great work. Yeah, right there. Right there. Keep up the great word. What letters combine making a last sentence?

I can't make it out. You can't make it out. It looks like. And is pretty cool, too. I can't make, I don't know what it says. As I said yesterday, Pita and I do not see I die. a couple of stories that PETA and I are definitely not going to see eye to eye on.

One is a Florida school in Newport Ritchie, which is in the Tampa Bay area. So you're people. My people. My people at the Pascoe County School Superintendent, Kurt Browning, I'm sure, is a fine man. They've decided that they're going to spare live frogs in their frog

dissection classes and they're going to have synthetic frogs for the for the kids to dissect at a hundred and fifty bucks a frog uh no thank you

now apparently they received funds from PETA to help create the sin frog uh the fake frog are made of water, fibers and salts and can be reused. Oh well, it can be reused.

So $150 one shot. I wonder how many times they can be reused. Peter says three million frogs are killed for classroom use each year. So, they're frogs. Second, why are we still dissecting frogs?

I mean, is it a science thing? Hey kids, let's cut up a frog. and stick electrical current in them and see them move, and you can cut a leg off and see that the leg still moves because of the... That's still, that's what happens. That's what happens to people, too. When you cut legs off and heads off, the body still moves. Do you know that when you cut a head off a chicken, it runs around until it's all gone.

It runs off. That's what happens to turkeys. You cut their head off when they run around. You ever heard the term running around like a chicken with their head cut off? That's why, because it actually happens. Another story. PETA is not involved in the story yet, but they will be.

We've talked about killing hogs and how important it is to kill hogs. And I mean, you see a hog, end it right there. And we talked about, where did we talk about just the other day, about the country that's going crazy over hogs? France or Paris, one of those two.

We'll see, Paris is a city. Italy. France is the country. And I said country. We didn't talk about. Because I plead a Paris bed. I can't help. I can't help why you were thinking about Paris.

It was France. Paris is a city. Okay. But I said country. France is the country. But it was Italy. Yeah. It was Italy because Italy is being inundated with these feral hogs.

And the farmers are asking for the government to kill them because they don't have weapons. Yeah. Okay. Well, farmers have weapons. Not. And apparently not in Italy. Oh, okay. Apparently not.

Well, they have weapons in Texas. Bring them down. I mean, I've gone hog hunting in Texas. Didn't the blaze do like a hog thing on a helicopter and we're shooting hogs from a helicopter? Oh, sorry. Oh, man. No, that, I don't know what you're talking about.

Well, the person was involved is dead. I don't know what you're talking about. So I remember. So a lady in Texas. I know I saw this story. is attacked by feral hogs. Not just attacked Jeff Fisher. Murdered.

There we go. By multiple hogs. At 6 o'clock in the morning. Now, apparently they found her lying in front of her house. It was just horrible. Yeah, no, the story is... Just a horrible story. Crazy because she was founded on a couple's home,

elderly couple that she was taking care of. The elderly couple was like, wait, where is Diana? She's not here yet. She's never She's never She's never She's never She's never late

Let's go on Sine see what's up Oh there's her car She's here She's right there Oh wait They attacked her Dude

They mold They literally I mean the sheriff Was like I never seen anything like I know I never seen anything like I mean

If that is not a reason To bring them down And I mean Bring them down Now Yeah Dude and the funny thing It's like

The report was saying that one of the reasons why, this is so sad to talk about, but one of the reasons why, you know, they think that she died was because she had enough time to escape because she locked her car. So, you know, like trying to run away

from the hogs. Escape. Escape, yeah. Escape. Escape, yes. Yeah. But, like, she locked the car as when she walked out,

boom, hogs come. She can not get in the car. The hogs are already out there ready to attack. Yes. They were like, and they're circling the car. Yes.

She's here again. She shows up every day at 6 a. Oh, yeah. You know they stalked her. She shows up every day between 6 and 6.30. We are sick of her. What did she do to them? There she is.

Swarms out. Attack. Attack. It's amazing. No, it's crazy. I mean. Dude, I didn't know they were that bad. I didn't know either.

I didn't know. Like, I know there were a problem. They're like a pest. And they're mean. Yes. I mean, if you're out, if you're out walking around and you don't have a weapon and you come across. You're screwed. Well, look at this lady.

Right. Now, she was 59, I believe, were 69. No, she was older. Yeah. She was an older woman. So, you know, there was a, there was no fighting chance, sadly. There was no fighting chance. Correct.

But I remember the, the, what you talk about, they remember in the military when I was in San Antonio, we're doing training outside. They were like, if you see a fur hog, you run. I was like, why, it's just a freaking pig. This is why. They're crazy. Yeah. Bring them down, man. Oh, look, is that a far?

Is that a hog? Not anymore. As long as we're talking about horrible stories and people dying. And hogs. This doesn't have to do with hogs, but it does have to do this horrible story with someone else dying. So first, let me tell you to, you need to subscribe to chewing the fats, because we're going to go into, we're going to go into overtime here because I've got some tremendous stories that I've got. I'm not being able to. We don't have overtime in this program.

In this time. Did I say overtime? I apologize. No. This, in fact, yeah, sorry. Ooh, that was, just grazed me.

We don't, we don't do that here. Every other show does that. We have dessert. We're classy. So, there's a lady who is known as the bikini hiker,

Gigi Wu. Oh, yeah, I know Gigi Wu. And bikini hiker. And she lost a, she lost a bet. And the, that's how it started. She lost a bet in the, that was if she lost, she had to go up into the mountains

and take a picture with a bikini up on the mountain. What's that? Who hasn't done that bit? Thank you. Jeffie. But she lost. Oh,

no. And so she got started. Then she realized, hey, I got a game to both the followers on Instagram, a bikini hiker. So then she traveled all over.

I'm going to do the hiking. Taking pictures of herself in a bikini on all these. Right. Jeffie. Making Instagram money. What are you doing with your life right now? Thank you. Think about it.

Tell me I wouldn't get followers. Come on. Taking pictures of myself in the mountains in a bikini. Jeff Fisher. Come on now. Jeff Fisher. Right. Fat guy with a bikini hiker?

No, no, seriously. What am I doing with my life? What are you doing? What are you not doing with your life right now? Thank you. So she's gone all over taking pictures. I love her. So she goes off into the mountains.

Okay. She's off just take another bikini shot, right? I feel like this is the part with the movie is getting like dark. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. So she's on a solo mission, just hiking along in the old terrain. And she goes to take a picture and she falls down this crevice. A 65-foot crevice.

Oh, my God. She's got her satellite phone. Okay, so we're still good. Still good. Okay. Still good. She's got bruises. She's got, you know, broken, broken legs.

She's okay. She's down on the crevice. She's got the sat phone. We're good. Hello. Yes. Hey, this is bikini hiker. Gigi woo.

Are you okay? No. No. No. I fell down this crevice. It looks like about 65 feet. Well, you have the GPS coordinate from my satellite phone. I do.

I do. I do. I don't know exactly, but you should. Just you know. Yeah, let me trigger that. Yes, got it. So what I'd like to do is have you said the National Airborne Service Corps? Okay, okay.

And try to find me. Okay, I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. Hello? Hello?

This is nobody. Okay. The weather started getting bad. They couldn't send the helicopters. Okay. Then the airborne service crew couldn't find her. I mean, is the GPS broken? It was the satellite off.

Gull off kilter a little bit. They finally found her. She was, she was passed away. We lost her. We lost her. We can't see the bikini biker anywhere. I don't know what happened to her.

I'm looking at this, I'm looking at the GPS coordinate. I can't seem to, I can't seem to nail the exact coordinates down of where she is. She said she was down in a, no, her asses to oh oh there she is

that's wrap this thing down she's down in that it doesn't look like we've got any move but I can't get you push off I've made a fun of this girl and throw it like that download and subscribe to more content

I'm almost feeling bad at the blaze.com slash podcasts okay so here of the what a show what a show what a show just here I was thinking

I was thinking today really kind of a This is off the cuff. We talked about the kid falling. And we were the angels. Where were they? Then we talked about a lady getting eaten by feral hogs. Why is she not caring?

She couldn't get away. And then we talked about the lady, the bikini biker. Why is she doing so high up? And they couldn't find her. So she didn't. The only thing I haven't done today is the thing that I've kind of saving because, you know, we do those little two-minute things on Blaze Radio. Yeah, my third one is the bunny cloud that plays like around.

Eight billion times? Yes, that one. And look, I don't, I got nothing to do with when they air, how they air. But I haven't recorded one in a while. Exactly. That's why. When you guys are making it two minutes? Okay, I got it.

Okay, I'm sorry. So can you give us a little teaser of your next two minutes? The next two minutes I'm going to record today. Okay. And since it's today, we're in the theme of death and making fun of old people dying. I'm going to do one on Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Wait, but she's not dead. I think she is

Whoa Jeff Fisher You better have evidence I do have evidence Oh you Oh my gosh I think we've been had Because the Blaze TV They're setting us up

The Blaze TV Is being doing specials On Jeffrey Weinstein Jeffery Epstein But by the way This program was way Ahead of the curve On Jeffrey Epstein

Yes we were I mean I want to be clear about that They can do their little specials All they want This show When it first happened Was way ahead of these people.

Absolutely. I had interviews with people that had been in prison, how it could have happened, how it could, all of it. So don't come to me saying, oh, we got to watch their, no.

And the Windsor Whisperer gave us the insight and the queen stuff with the thing. Thank you. Yeah. Way ahead of the curve. Now, I'm not saying those are bad specials. Crowder special.

They're great. And, and what's his face is? Preacher. Chad Preacher. Whatever his name is. Yeah, Chad Preacher. Yeah, whatever.

The guy that sits in his car because nobody wants to see him, so he sits in his car and record stuff. That guy, what's his name? Chad Preacher. Yeah, yeah. And anyway, he does a show on Blaze TV, too. Yeah, he wears a cowboy hat.

He's a cowboy. No, he wears a cowboy hat. He wears a cowboy hat. That doesn't make you a cowboy, but I'm just, I don't want to, you know, I'm splitting corn hairs. But he's doing a three-partner on Blaze TV. Now, he had some great information.

I'll give you that. But I'm just letting you know that we were way ahead of the curve. Those of you that have subscribed and listened to the fat. And that's what you need to subscribe. Thank you. So you don't miss the poop. So when you see shows like... Chad Pressure.

Yeah. What's his name? Chad Preacher. Yeah, Chad Preacher. You know, the guy that wears a cowboy hat. When you see his shows, you think to yourself, well, this is what Chew and the Fat did months ago. Oh, yeah. And if you're on tour watching him and won his little concert stand-up comedy,

you better make sure you tell him. Thank you. Hey, nice to meet you, Chad. Preacher. Love your stuff. How come nobody wants to sit with you? Why do you just get stuck on a car recording your stuff? I don't understand what the problem is.

He just uploaded a video today too. He was sitting in his strump by himself. That's what he does. The dog is no longer. The dog used to be part of it. And now the dog is like, no, bro. No, bro. Seriously.

And he even upgraded, I think he upgraded trucks. Yeah, he upgraded trucks. That's what he could do for a while. And even the dog was like, I don't care. I don't care if it's new or not. I'm not getting into the thing with you. But anyway, so he gets in the car by himself,

puts on his little cowboy hat and records this stuff. No, but he wears a, he's not a cowboy. He wears a cowboy. Because he's a cowboy, yeah. He's a tax him cowboy. Whatever. Okay. So just say, hey, Chad.

Preacher. Nice to meet you. I just want to let you know. You know, great job. I love your specials and everything. But Chewy the fat was way ahead of you. Oh, that'll be great. What I'm saying?

You can do that. So anyway, look for my, look and listen. Look. Listen, listen on a Blaze Radio Network for my two-minute thing. So, because those of you watching now, watching the podcast now, I'll look at the camera. I'll hold up my list of things where we've been had. Oh, that's a lot.

That's what, nine? Nine inserts? And she's already dead. I'm just saying. All right. So since we're in dessert, you know, I've got, I got to tell you, the fat pile is so big right now. And the week is like a short week.

So many. Tomorrow is our last broadcast until Monday. So many tremendous stories. And I've got to about zero of them. Okay. This is zero of the fat pile. I mean, yes, sure. Have I done a couple of stories out of the fat pile?

Yes. Does it count to even one percent of it? No. No. Not even close. Not even close. And I'm going to get the blame for it. So.

Yeah. That's the way it is. Okay. So I appreciate you, those of you listening to Chewing the Fat. But we're done? Subscribe, rate and review if you're an Apple or iTunes user. Same thing. That's not, though.

You can rate and review it, 20 stars, best podcast ever. Share it with your friends. Or you could just go to the blaze.com slash podcast, those of you already who are listening. Now, let's think you're writing with someone and you're listening to this podcast. You think, man, this show is great. You need to subscribe. go to the blaze.com slash podcast and click on chewing the fat and it gives you a plethora of options for you to subscribe whatever platform you want to use you can use it.

So we talked yesterday about the guy who went into the jewelry store with his long black robe and his hood on Halloween and stole the jewelry and they're still looking for them. I don't know what it is. Well now thieves have stolen another hundred pieces of priceless treasure in Germany. could be the same people. I think it's the same people. Hawaii to Germany is like you just jump the water and you're there. You're there.

I mean, in today's, in today's world, you're hot. You know, you zip in, you zip in. You see Germany from Hawaii, yeah. So several criminals gained access to the green vault. One of the largest collections of masterpieces in Europe. Dude. They got artifacts of immeasurable value. So cheap stuff.

I mean, the local politician. Immeasurable value. You know, the one in the rights worth $10. But he claims that it's a measure. We lost it and we made a replica. This was the replicas. Yeah. So, police received a call at 4.59 a.m. from the museum security saying that a break-in was taken place.

But you didn't have simply safe. They should have. They should have. Yeah. They should have. The response time would have been fast. Because I saw the CCTV cam. Two suspects were seen on CCTV.

Dresden Police Chief Criminal Director Volker Lang said, adding that others, They also have been involved, but we only have two on the film. But there should be other people. We can see it. We could see a hand. A hand. We don't know who's hand. No, you do. It's just freaking, there was people in the Audi that they used to leave.

All I know is that they saw two people. There could be more. Yes, but if you read more of the story, it tells you there were people in the... It shows two people wearing dark clothes, moving quickly through the gallery, using flashlights. One of them uses an axe to break the glass. now the glass

maybe Elon Musk should check in on this glass yes he does because it took them nine hits to break this glass how many hits did it take the car one one one so Elon maybe you ought to get with

the green vault people the green vault people in Germany they used just a thought off the top of my head so a nearby electrical fire knocked up a nearby electrical fire

electrical fire. Right. Knocked out streetlights in the area around the time of the robbery. So that means there was other people. It is a movie. It is. Yeah. They were working on the assumption that the two incidents were related.

I mean, think you think we're detectives in Germany. It's Germany. We think it might be related. Yeah, it's Germany. Calm down. So they left the scene in an Audi A6. Right. Oh, that's so cool.

An identical car was set on fire at an underground garage. It might be related. Dude, this is like a movie. It might be related. So the items that they stole were not insured. They're just gone. How can you have all this precious cargo

and be insured? Well, because there's no price. You can't put a price on them. Yeah, but you're a vault. You can't put a price on them. Your vault. Yeah. If you insure them, you got to put a price on them.

Okay, then put a price. A million dollars per item. I'm just saying. So now they're figuring that the work is considered unsellable. Oh, crap. So they went through all that for nothing. They're all that's so sad. Right.

They did that because they're nothing. No. You know that these are sellable. By the way, the last picture is the picture of all the crap that they stole. There's like rubies, diamonds, emeralds, sword. gold, silver. They are absolutely beautiful. And look, if I had the money to buy this,

buy any of these. Well, they're priceless. They don't have... I guarantee you the people who took nine times to break the glass have a price set. You think? And unsellable? No.

Unwearable in public? Yes. Absolutely. Unsellable? No. If I have the money, I buy it for my babe. You know, my baby. Yeah.

And I say, got this just for you. I got this 41-carat. I got this 41-carat green diamond known as Dresden Green, just for you. Now you can't wear it outside of this place. Put it on. You look gorgeous in it. And take everything off. But you can't wear it outside of this place.

All right. If you wear it outside, if you wear it outside of this place, I'm going to feralog you. All right, you're going down. Because it's, it's, it's something that we don't want to be seen out on the street. You can't say that on radio. What do you mean? You can't say that on podcasts? You're going to feral hog somebody?

I'm going to feral hog you. You can't say that. What are you doing? That's too much. I just got it then.