Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 261 | Unclaimed Lotto Tickets Around the U.S. & Most Googled Keywords in 2019

Episode Date: December 4, 2019

Did you know that people aren't claiming the lotto winnings? Jeffy talks about all the unclaimed lotto tickets around the U.S. Do you use Google search engine? Well here's the most searched keywords in 2019. Jeffrey Epstein is on the news again, but this time we talk about what's happening to the people that knew Epstein and the accidental deaths. Finally Jeffy decides to ignore Kris Cruz during the recording of the podcast and things get a little too spicy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. So how bad would you feel if, let's say, you're moving, and you find a lottery ticket, and you say, oh, my gosh, a lottery ticket, I wonder if this won anything. And you type in, you know, Powerball numbers check. And you check your numbers, and you put them in, and it says, winning numbers, $14.6 million. Live in large, my friends. You are one happy camper. And then? No, that expired two days ago.

And you had until 5 p.m. on the 2nd of December. You're not picking up the $14.6 million. No, that did not happen to me. But it could have. But it's going to happen to somebody because in Arizona, Arizona, a $14.6 million lottery ticket winner went unclaimed. I mean, you are, it's like a big win. Now, odds are you don't know that you've lost it, right?

That's why they never turned it in. You bought the ticket. You threw it away. I went in the trash. It's underneath the seat of the car. It's blowing away. Whatever. You read it wrong, threw it away, whatever.

So you don't know that how bad you should feel. But that, my friends, would really, really stink. $2 in unclaimed lottery prizes. Ending June 2017. So that's the latest on the numbers. So up to 2017 of $2.8 billion of unclaimed. of unclaimed lottery prizes. The biggest one from Georgia, $77 million,

goes unclaimed. Wow. Does that go back to the pot? Yeah. Bill gets it. Bill gets it. It just goes to Bill. I thought it went to like taxes for schools.

Sure. Sure it does. That's what they do for it. Yeah. Just, no, I think this goes back in the pile. I mean, they, because the money they get, that was the ruse that they put on when, I remember when it came to Florida, right? They said that it would, you know, oh, it's for the schools.

For the schools. It's going to be for schools for education. Well, yes. But what they didn't say and what people thought, they misled people, because people thought that they were going to get the lottery money and the money that was already allocated to go to education. Uh-uh. No.

And then when they started saying, well, no, we're giving you all the lottery money, but you know that extra money that we have allocated for the education, that's going somewhere else. That's not going to school. Administrative fees. It's just going somewhere else. It's not going anywhere close to schools. You got to get the lottery money. He gets paid from there.

Have a nice day. You aren't lying. Those machines have to be repaired. That gets from there. Yeah. And then that air time that we have to pay in order to announce the balls, that comes from there too. And the camera guys in the back

who's falling his sleeve, he also gets paid from that one too. That's really sad. I mean, I can't imagine buying a lottery ticket that's worth $70 million and not checking it.

That's why I will never happen to you. In the amount of time. No, it would not. But it will never also because I'm, you know. Too greedy right now. Which is why I won't win. Yeah, you'll never win.

I know. It happens to the people that are just doing it for, hey, I want to try this. today. Boom, I won. That bothers you, don't it? No, I'm happy for those people, Chris. How long have you been playing? I'm happy for those people. Are you kidding me? How long have you been playing?

It just kills me. Well, I mean, whenever a lottery you could. 20 years. Well, yeah, probably I would say that, yeah, because I mean, whenever it started in Florida was really because I was living in Florida at the time and, you know, that's when it started. So we started playing. and then you realize that you're playing it wrong, actually. Oh, you are? Yeah.

So then I played it right, and I won, you know, a whole $5. And I've won it right. I've won a few hundred dollars probably. I don't think I've won any more than a total, total time. Is this because the IRS is listening? I've won zero, come to think of it, zero dollars. I don't know what you're talking about. All I do is when zero.

No, I mean, over time, maybe a thousand I won three dollars right I mean I've been talking about you know there's been a trash

when you won when you won you know you win maybe 50 from the cash threes or the play fours because you know you got

do you invest that 50 into more tickets or do you some of it sure okay yeah and do you always feel like you're up then

exactly that's what I'm saying yeah yeah but you're not up oh you're not just to break that to you I had to bog you down

with facts but you're not up. You're long gone. Long gone. But, you know, you see, like I go into the store and you see mega millions, 240 million or whatever. How could you not buy a ticket? Really easy.

If you look at that, if you see the computer screen behind the counter that says mega, mega millions, drawing on Wednesday, $250 million, you can't walk away from that. Absolutely. It'll be $10 on Pump 2.

Thank you, sir. And give me a quick bet. No, see, see, that's the thing right there. 10 on 2. 10 on 2. As a matter of fact, 7 on 2, give me the $3 quick pick on Mega Millions. That's where you're at.

You're not adding the 3. You mean, you go in to spend 10, that's what you spend. Yeah, but now your car has $7 of gas. That's a shame. You're stuck. No. No, you're not stuck? No, you're not stuck.

Okay. You probably should have just went with the 10 and the extra 3. Because you're going to stop in later and fill it up with some more. It's just sad. So I'm looking at this list of the top keyword searches for Google of 2019 through October of this year. And I don't know why it's fascinating to me, but it just is. And you go through the searches. Now, you can search for different countries and you can search.

And they have the top 100 searches. And it's just keyword searches of what people are. typing in for you to search. Like 99. Number 99 on the list is one word you porn, small case letters. 6,610,000

keyword searches. You say wow, but all the people using Google in the USA. Number 80, two words. Small case free porn. That's a site.

These are all small case, so it doesn't matter. That doesn't matter what you're typing. It's just the word. So either, it doesn't matter. No, just the words. So two words, free porn. Number 80. See, you're something, 44th.

Now you're getting up there. You're the top 50, porn. Oh, just a word porn. Just the word porn. Okay. 58th. Okay. Two words, porn hub.

Hmm. I know. This one word, but okay. Well, funny you should say that. Because the one word, if you realize, oh my gosh, uh, Porn Hub as one word as number six out the list. So when you put those together, though, hold on.

Okay. Second one. Okay. So you get another 11 million. Okay. All right. Tacked on to number. number six gets you up to 83, 84.

It doesn't move it up much. It doesn't, doesn't move to five? No, no. No, it keeps- Hempsters in there and X NII is also in there too. Let's get 11 million, 50,000. Gets you to 74, 75, 805, almost 86. Yeah, it does.

It would bump you up to number five. Okay. above Google. Who's going to Google to Google Google? I feel like that's a moron move or an oxymoron. Well, if your search engine comes up and there's no link to say like news or images or whatever, it's just a search engine.

So you type in Google so you get their main page. No, but that's talking about Google searches on Google. So you're already on Google. But you're not, but you're not. No, you're not. Why are you Googling on Google for Google? Because you want that main screen to come up. What main screen? The one with a little artwork? Yeah, the artwork. But you're already there.

But you're not. Oh my God. What is this? People need to understand. But by the way, I'm surprised that the top five is not porn stuff. I'm surprised at which is why I highlighted the first five. Well, the thing is, we'll go, but the thing is is that I think that like number five is Google. Right.

And again, porn hub one word, porn hub two words, gets you to number five for porn hub. Google, you type in Google, and again, I don't know who's doing. But if you're... I will get it if you were like on Yahoo and you want to get to Google. But no, that's not what that list is for. That list is keyword search in the Google search engine. I know, I know, I'm so sorry.

It's like for you, you hate Bing. And Bing is your default for one of your computers. I know. It drives me crazy. And when you search, you're like, oh, crap, what the heck. Because it takes forever. Oh, come on. I'm not supposed to hate Google because they're terrible.

No one cares. No one cares. We're done. I know. As you see, the two head guys for Google. They're out. Step down. One of my podcasts was going to this morning.

The same to talk about potatoes talking about that. By the way, they're out like we're out today, effective today. Oh, yeah. It's not like we're out effective next year. No, they're gone. That makes me think what is happening in Google that those two co-founders are saying, well, we out. I love their quote.

While it's been a tremendous privilege to be deeply involved in the day-to-day management of the company for so long, we believe it's time to assume the role of proud parents. Offering advice and love, but not daily nagging. Okay. And did you hear that Jack? Dorsey is going to be living in Africa now for six months in 2020? Just get out, Jack. So what?

Go somewhere else. The guy is like, I'm out next year. Good for him. Have a nice day. Whatever. I'm tired of Twitter. Yeah, people can find you where? At Jeffrey JFR.

And don't forget, I was hoping. I was hoping to get at Jeffie because they were going to start getting rid of dormant accounts. I know. But no, they're not going to. They decided, you know what? No, we made too many people mad. At Jeffrey can't keep it. No, I don't want him to keep it.

I know, but Jack was like... That's the only reason he did it. That's the only reason they changed it. Just to just piss me on. But they can find you where? At Jeffrey JFR on Twitter. Yeah, no, I'm not going anywhere. Now, I think, now they still assume

majority voting power over company decisions. All right, just not the day-to-day stuff. I think that Homeboy... And Homeboy. Sundar Pichai. Oh, yeah, that's the new guy. Sundar-Petar, yeah. He was in charge of Google.

Yes, he was. All right? So now he's taking over Google and alphabet. He's taking both. Right. Which people forget that. People forget that alphabet is Google. Yeah, and Google is alphabet.

But there's two separate entities. Yes. They did that a while ago. but he had something on the brother. I think so too. Because he's, I'm taking over. Yeah. Your guys are out.

I want to know, it's very interesting. I really like to know what's the real reason what those two guys are stepping down. Because it's not just one, they're both stepping down. Now there's rumors that, you know, Google slash alphabet was, you know, creating some hustle work environments and crap like that.

I buy some of that. And I think Sun Jarre is, you know, he's pretty PC. as far as the work environment and stuff. I feel like he is. That's why I got to say about Sundar Gupta over there. It's not Sunja Gupta. No, it's somebody else.

Oh, someone else? Yeah. Oh, that's his cousin? Yeah. Now, Gupta's the... CNN guy. Yeah, the guy, the doctor, right? CNN Doctor, yeah.

I love the Gupta guy. He's good. Dr. Gupta, it's good. I mean, you might be related to Sundar. I don't know. They're all related. Not related. They're all related.

The two of Larry Page and Sergei Brind, though, I mean, they've been around since 98. I mean, the founders, right? Those, I mean, they've made a couple of dollars. Are you sure? Yeah. I'm pretty sure they've made a couple of dollars. So they may, it might not be anything more than them just saying, you know what? Nope, nope, no.

We're out. No. There's no way a person that is handling alphabet is, willingly given his throne to Sunya Gupta. I don't know. Gupta. Gupta's overseen the development of Chrome Drive, Gmail, maps. He took over Android, Google's mobile operating system.

I mean, he's been pushing people out, right? He's been developing stuff. He's been pushing people out. And so he's finally got at the top where, okay, you two are out too. I think you're right. Yeah. He had something out. He pushed them out.

Yeah. And if I don't push you out, these pictures with those little kids and little boys, think you're going to be on the next manifest of Jeffrey Epstein. So we control information. Oh, and speaking of Jeffrey Epstein, did you hear? Now, Keith Malenak, who, I don't know what he does. He's the other guy.

He left me a story about a doctor who died. who died over the summer, all right, who was Epstein's doctor. Now, this doctor dies in a plane crash in Florida. He dies in a plane crash in Florida. The reason the plane crashed

is because they filled it up with the wrong fuel. Okay. Everything looked fine. In fact, the mechanic was like, I don't know, sounded fine to me when it started up. I mean, he just took off not far away

and the plane was like, this is the wrong. Gone. Didn't someone else die? That's what I'm getting at. Oh, you get into that one. You might want to just zip it. So over Thanksgiving,

the banker for Jeffrey Epstein, the guy who loaned him millions of dollars from Deutsche Bank. And before he worked at Deutsche Bank, he worked for Citigroup, who again, loaned, I don't know how much that payback went, but loaned Jeffrey Epstein millions of dollars.

Uh-huh. He passed away over the Thanksgiving holiday. Oh, no. That wishbone got stuck in his throat. He was found hanging in his house. I'm sorry? Was he also with paper sheets? They didn't say.

The Los Angeles County Medical Examiner just confirmed that Thomas Bowers, the man's name, a parent suicide by hanging in his home. just before Thanksgiving. So, hello. Just another small coincidence of things going on.

That's all. Now, Bauer's loaned Epstein a bunch of money over the years. It was amazing. So they were looking to question him and talk to him, and then he could

take it anymore and he hung himself in his home it doesn't say whether it was sheets or a rope now all that gets me back to the keyword searches on google through october of this year so the top five you have uh number five google number four gmail number three amazon number two youtube YouTube, one word, and number one, coming into number one, one word, Facebook. Now, 26th is Facebook login. So I'm not sure if that's the same thing. And you look at YouTube, wait, YouTube one word. Where did I say YouTube?

YouTube two words, 14 million. That still doesn't take it to number one word. one over Facebook though no problem just fascinating these keyword searches people looking for stuff and it does tend to leave you wondering about the mental state of people searching for Google on Google doesn't it? way, thank you so much for listening to Chewing the Fat. I really appreciate it. For those of you that are, well, for lack of a better term, a free-loading, listening for free

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another place for you to subscribe to Chewere the Fab with through radio.com. So, I mean, hello, you're welcome. All right, let's, so we can stick to the internet. I mean, heck, that first segment was so much about the internet, but we've still got most of the stories coming today are internet driven. Did you realize? And we've been a big, we should get, we should actually bring,

Tara Price back to talk to us again because I see a story today that Tinder lets known sex offenders use the app. And guess what? It's not the only one. Dun, dun, amazing. So they have one,

and they give you the story, of course, of one guy who was a rapist, who's on plenty of fish. And, uh, you know, of course,

one lady says, oh, that's the guy that raped me and how come you don't have him on there and how is that doing on? well, Match has issued a statement because, I mean, Match has, I don't know how many groups they have under them, 45 online dating brands now owned by Match Group. And just so you know, plenty of fish has won them.

Revenues of $1.7 billion. I remember that because they're base here in Dallas. And for some reason, they're not coming by and just dropping off cash here for me, which is, you know, I'm not opposed. to. But they have 5.2 million subscribers. That's just under what chewing the fat has. I mean, it's close.

They're pretty, they're neck and neck right now. I know they have 5.2 million subscribers. Chewing the fat is, like, chewing the fat has a point in it for subscribers. There's a number and a point and another number for subscribers and we're at the point. But they said that they've, look,

We have signed agreements promising to protect users from sexual predators. The site is policy of screening customers against government sex offender registries. But over this time period, we've evolved into a publicly traded match group. And look, we just can't. We can't follow everything. We've got everybody under our window. Sorry. You know, we can't figure it out.

And look, really? When you sign on to our sites, it's up to you. so you can go ahead and run all the searches you want it's we're leaving it to you okay so sorry it's all up to you but i love to talk to tera because this is one of the things that we talked about when we talked to her about online dating what are you do you know when you meet the guy in person at a bar if he's the if he's a sexual predator no no way unless we're registered well yeah but I mean are you hi what's your name bill search sexual sexual predator list?

Well, I believe if you're a sexual predator, don't you have to leave with that? Like when Anthony Wiener goes out on dates now, he's like, hi, my name is Carlos Day. I mean, Anthony Wiener, I'm a sexual predator. In fact, I think that you have to have a stamp on your forehead that says sexual predator, right? About a patch on his clothes. Yes, that's what it is. It's a patch. I'm sorry.

Did I say a stamp? Yeah, it's a patch. Yeah. Put a tattoo on his wrist or? No, just a close. Oh, just a patch. Just the close. My gosh, man, what kind of freaks do you think we are?

We haven't evolved. We're not putting tattooed numbers or anything on people for sexual offenders. That's just dumb. Wow. Also, one of the dumbest things I've seen. The rage mob is just amazing to me. What makes them enraged? And you know that one of the things,

remember that's, you know, a common theme here on chewing the fat. Never bend the knee to the rage mob ever. Dana Lash. No, I mean, it's a common theme here on chewing the fat is what I'm trying to tell you. Never bend a knee to the rage mob ever. Dana Lash. Okay, look, just because you saw it pinned on her Twitter account and thinks she's the one that came up with it, whatever. Do you have a pin to your account?

No, I do not. Have you still figured out how to do a pin on your Twitter? Yes. Oh, okay. Why do you think I wouldn't know how to do that? So the rage mob went after Peloton. You know, the internet biking company, they bring the bikes into your home and you do classes.

You have the class. It is kind of cool. You know, I mean, if you were into that sort of thing. Me, it'd be nice to hang my clothes on. expensive clothes rack in the house. But it is kind of cool. And my wife actually would probably love it. Better be quiet.

I'm thinking of a Christmas gift. Anyway, the people are all wound up. And I saw this ad and I didn't think anything of it. I thought, well, I just thought it was just another dumb Christmas ad for, you know, for a company. Guy gives his wife a Peloton. She ends up, they go. And then they go through the year, process.

of her riding the bike and exercising on the bike. They had this huge backlash over this stupid commercial and stocks fell significantly for them. I think they're leveling back out again. So people are like, wait, that was kind of dumb. We should go ahead and just buy the stock back a little bit. But the rage mob went on and on about this ad talking about how bad it was.

Have we not seen the ads where the wife gives the husband a couple of watches and hubby throws two sets of keys? Come here, I've got something for you. It takes her outside and there's two $70,000 vehicles in the driveway. And she, of course, picks the truck and he was giving her the SUV. A, how dare he? but they fought back, right? Because she wants the truck.

I love it. So he gives her the truck. Are we, we're not upset about that? I mean, that spot is agonizing. But, of course, we get the critics of the woman is a rail thin already, and her husband thinks she's still not thin enough.

No, he was just, he knows how important exercise is. No, not once there. the commercial did he say, hey, look like you're putting out a few pounds. Why don't I give you this exercise bike here? You need to exercise thin up a little bit, okay? No, that wasn't said, well, it goes without saying. Oh, okay.

Nothing says maybe you should lose a few pounds like gifting your already rail thin partner of Peloton. So would it have been different? Would it have been different? If the wife was just a thug. Just, I don't know if there's a weight limit on the Pelotons. Look that up. Seriously, see if there's a weight limit on the Pelotons.

I bet there is. I bet there is. So the My 600 pound life people could not be Peloton. Pelotons are not My 600 pound life ready. 305? Oh, they're not coming. into my home. I can do 305 stand out of my hands.

Seriously? Don't they have like a fat guy Peloton or anything? No, Jeff, they're all the same thing. I just order the Peloton and you plug in the iPad to the top, okay? 305. So it would have been better if the wife was 280 or 300? And the hubby comes home and says, you know, you're almost at the point where you can't fit on this thing.

so I bought you a Peloton, the weight limits 305. Why don't you get down a little bit? Start eating a little healthier. Get in the kitchen and cook me a steak between the Peloton races too, okay? I mean, okay, stop it. Stop it. I just, sorry to,

it's just agonizing to me that this would be something that would upset people. It's just a commercial. trying to sell their product. And one more internet story. I want you to think about, I know Amazon we're supposed to hate Amazon. We beat them up yesterday.

Well, we didn't beat them up yesterday. We just talked about the people trying to go around, go around the Amazon rules. I think so too. I think we're on their side. You know, they're on their third party sales and, you know, people just playing by the rules to let their products be known on Amazon.

Well, now we have a story today talking about Amazon customer orders Apple Watch and gets a $5 plunger. Well, think of the millions. My guy, am I working for Amazon now? I mean, you're an Amazon influencer now, by the way. The millions of products that Amazon ships out. Millions.

Think of the millions that have been shipped to Chris Cruz in my home just alone. How many times does they screwed up their order, Chris? Zero. Me too. Zero. Now, if it were to happen, I mean, maybe it's happened to my wife.

I don't think so, though, because I don't remember hearing about it. And I do listen to everything she says. Right. No, I do. I listen to, you can't. I mean, I would remember if she would, I would remember if she was complaining about that.

It's the other stuff she complies about. I let that stuff go. But millions of packages are shipped. by Amazon. So one time, this one time, the guy gets a plunger. And by the way,

who doesn't need a plunger in their home? Every home needs a plunger. Jeff, what's your gift to me for my home warming party? I give everyone. That's my gift to their home. When they have housewarming parties. I give a plunger.

That's my gift. Don't. Why see now I got you let that out. Now people are going to use my idea. you. I mean, if you know that I'm coming to a housewarming party, don't be double-dipping in on the plunger. Because then that's going to have to up my game and give a plunger that has a special case and all that kind of stuff. I mean, you just want to be able to put the little ribbon on the top of the plunger stick and say, here you go, happy housewarming party. Tell me something. Any of you, what gift did you get as a

a housewarming present, that if it wasn't a plunger, would you have, that you would have used more? I know, you can't, because that's the gift that you would have said, oh, wow, that's cool, that's right, I do have a plunger. Great. And you know who that came from? Chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. So yesterday, we talked about the possible French fry shortage,

or I mean the potato shortage coming up. And as I delved into it, and I hate to bog you down with facts. but we talked about you know I talked a little bit about this on a Pat this morning by chewing the fat segment on Pat Unleashed that Big Potato was trying to raise the prices

because they were saying there was a shortage. The potato crop forecast was at its lowest in 10 years, 9 or 10 years, and they were looking at you know struggling to meet capacity. But as you go down you read where my favorite quote was from the

uh relations director the industry relations director with iada ho potato commission Travis Blacker said French fried demand has just been outstanding lately and so supplies can't beat demand um you sure they can because I don't know if you if I I'm out of missed the time I went through the drive-thru and I ordered fries and they said, oh, we're out of fries. That never happens. Never. So they're concerned that it could happen, though, right now.

We're not out of fries, but this fries is going to cost you $85. So you either decide whether you want them or not. However, as we delve into the story, we find out that other farms along the East Coast, You know the competitors to Big Potato in Idaho? Don't worry about it. We're fine. We got plenty of potatoes. There'll be plenty of French fries out there for you.

So, I think Big Potato is trying to, Big Potato in Idaho is just trying to rack the price up a little bit. Trying to make some more money. You bastards. Man, oh man. Do I never trust Big Potato? Never. And speaking of Big Potato and, We talked yesterday, you know, we went down the list of what could possibly happen.

I mean, you're talking about French fries and potato chips and, you know, any kind of potato product, not just French fries. Think of this. According to this story, and it sounds low to me, the average American spends nearly $30,000 on snacks in their lifetime. 30 grand in their lifetime on snacks. I don't know. That seems low. For a lifetime? Not everybody's...

The Sir. I'm sorry? Not everybody's you. You're thinking it with the Fisher eating habits. But at 30,000, that seems absolutely perfect. The survey of 2,000 Americans found... Did you just ignore me? Why are you ignoring that?

I'm just moving on the story. No, no, no. Why you ignore me on that? I don't like that you ignore me. at $9.22 a week, Americans' beloved snacks add up to $4.74. Meaning the average respondent will spend $28,76.40 just on snacks during a lifetime. So it's not even $30 grand.

I mean, it's under $30,000. Tell me again, it's not low. Not low. The survey also examined American snacking preferences and their favorite snack combinations. Now, this is where we're going to get into a problem, I think. 37% preferring something sweet, 34% preferring something salty. Well, that sweet and salty. I mean, hello, that's what the snack is. And by the way, this may sound, I'm not sure this is in the study.

But when women are, when it's that time of the month for the women, for the female persons of the world, I'm sorry? For the female body to flesh out? They, at that time, their body usually is craving salty and sweet. And again, we're not talking about the Fisher household here. even though sweet snackers enjoy the occasional salty snack their go-to is milk chocolate

well duh yeah salty snackers also love their milk chocolate coming in behind potato chips at 63% those are the best snacks I can literally sit and have an entire family size ruffles

by myself and that is what happens at the Fisher household each type of chocolate each type of chocolate offers a distinctive tasting experience I don't know what is it just an ad for the chocolate companies who did you see who paid for this

did you want to see who pay for this? No who paid for this right there it's on behalf of Moonstruck chocolate company ha ha ha I'm going to it is it's just an ad for the chocolate company that's true you go to Moonsstruckchocle.com ooh that looks oh jeffy go to

Moons with each bite a delicious snack and take you to another world creating a moment all your own, said Joanna Hartvickson, director of marketing and product management for Moonstruck Chocolate Company. Oh, okay. So it was Moonstruck company who said that co-quote. That was right.

Really funny. Topping the list of favorite pairings was bacon and eggs, followed by steak and potatoes, potato chips and dip, pancakes and syrup, What? I'm going to not ignore you now for just a moment. What are you an about with pancakes and syrup?

So basic. It's favorite pairings. Yeah, well, that's basic. Oh, and chips and dip aren't. No, absolutely. Bacon and eggs aren't. No. But pancakes and syrup.

Wine and cheese coming out of 39%. Yeah. What do you have against pancakes and syrup? You're pissing me off now. I mean, now you're ticking me off. All right. I mean,

I hop, if you're looking for a sponsor. Oh, I can't, chewing the fat. I'm here for you. But I'll prefer Denny's. They got the moons over Miami.

That's a delicious moons over Miami. What is it? Moons over Miami. Moons over Miami. Miami. Hammy. Moons over by Hammy. Yes.

So what is, oh my gosh, I gotta look at this up. Hold on. What is? So. With its goofy yet memorable name, Moons Over Miami, is a delicious scramble egg sandwich that can be eaten for breakfast with hash browns on the side or for lunch with a side of french fries. When you get sour dough bread for this recipe, try and find a good quality loaf with large slices. So it's what?

That doesn't tell me anything about the ad there, Denny's. Thanks, Mr. Denny's. It's just a sandwich with egg, cheese, and ham. So it's a grilled ham and cheese Don't bug me that with facts. Don't bug me that with facts, okay? I don't know that the Denny's Moons over Miami is the best thing on the year world.

You know, I mean, it's been a long time since I've been to a Denny's. Long time as I've been to a Denny's. Seriously, let's go right after the show. Me and you, I'll buy. I'm there. And we'll do a Facebook live, eating moons over Miami.

Moons over Miami. Is there Moons over Miami? I mean, is there a Denny's by where we live? Because I really do not want to be around here. I'm going to like closer to home. I don't think so. I don't think so. There's a I hop.

There's a lion. There's plenty of I hops. I don't think there's a Denny. That sucks. I'll have to look it up. Okay. I'll have to look at up. Because I will say that we used to go to the one Denny's

that we lived near. And the only reason we went there is because they had the best oh it was so so good a banana split and they made this huge banana split with the three flavors of ice cream and all the toppings and the bananas were fresh they realized i think the person who worked there just loved banana splits because they were made tremendous because usually like their sausages and stuff that they have i'm not a big fan i was I wasn't a big fan. I haven't been there a while.

Maybe they've changed their whole thing up. Maybe with this moons over my hammy, they'll change my thoughts. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. Okay, so it's almost been a year since I've had a cigarette. And the funniest things set me off to wanting a cigarette. All right. So this story that Chris brought me earlier today,

for whatever reason he's talking about I don't know what he brings it for because somebody blew up with oxygen cigarettes. No, I said this is why you should not smoke. But all it does is make me want to smoke one of the cigarettes since you told me the story. How does that story make you want to smoke? So the story is a 61-year-old North Carolina woman

was killed when she smoked while being hooked up to an oxygen tank. Now, who among us? Who among us? Doesn't realize you don't do that, okay? I have seen it being done before and you just have to do it right she obviously was doing it wrong but apparently she was smoking a cigarette

and she's got the oxygen hooked up at home. There's no way you do that right at all. Sure there is. No Jeffrey no stop the tank. You shut the tank off and you make sure that it's... So you're not smoking with a tank at all. But she lit up a cigarette and it blew the tank up and sadly

she did not live through this. Why are you laughing? I'm not Oh, you're not. I was crying. Oh, okay. She's crying. Wow. Her husband, asleep at the time, heard the blast and woke up and attempted to put out the fire. Because he didn't make it. He didn't do it right.

She didn't make it. All I've wanted to do is have a cigarette. Oh, it sounds so good. And you think about this, like if you put the oxygen tank on and it opens up your lungs and you're feeling good. and the oxygen is in there, and then you smoke a cigarette? So good. Cigarette goes deep into your lungs. Oh, so good.

I mean bad. Horrible, bad. It's been almost a year. Shut up. Leave me alone. I'm not smoking, okay? Wow. Did you see?

I've got so much Royals news, and I know, I know. I'm probably the only one in America, which was fascinated with the Royal. I'm fascinated. But. By the way, today you are you ignoring me.

What the hell is your problem with me? Just say. Seriously, did you see? Like, what the hell is your problem with me? Like, you've been ignoring me. Like, I just said, I'm also a fan of the Royals. Okay.

Can I be part of the group? You said on the mic. The mic was on. People heard you? I needed an acknowledgement from you. So did you happen to see the video? where Trump is meeting Queen Elizabeth

and Prince Charles and the wife was there if you follow me if you follow me on social media you'll see that I put my two favorite people in the world President Trump and Queen Elizabeth are together

and the wife of Prince Charles was there and you know of course he brought her a carrot of course Chuck was there he did he brought her a carrot he was like You look hungry.

And then he responded. You didn't have time for the Peloton this morning. Here's a carrot. Get out of here. Shut up. So they're meeting Trump. And they've met Trump before. I mean, they're just hanging out.

The Queen's met Trump. I think she kind of likes him. She likes him. I think she kind of. She likes him. She appreciates him. That's fine. He's the leader.

He's the president of the United States of America. And he has more power than you, little. So whether she actually likes him or not, she pays him the respect that the office deserves. Just like he pays respect to her, even though she means nothing. Thank you. And even horse face, I mean, even. Sorry, I apologize. Even Camilla.

Even with a carrot in her mouth. Shook, shook hooves. She bowed. She bowed. She bowed. put her hoof out. Trump shook it. Melania was there.

Even Chuck shakes his hand in her hand. I mean, because it was... Everybody shook hands. That's what you... That's protocol. And you know, you know. There's no way

Chuck wants anything to do with Donald Trump. That's why he's not king. Anything that Donald Trump believes is way beyond what Chuck believes, man. Holy cow. But still, he pays him the respect. President. He pays him the respect. So Prince Anne or Princess Anne is there. And the

queen, you know, looks over and says, hey, you can come here and say hello. Like, I mean, actually kind of breaking protocol a little bit saying, you know, hey, says, come here. You want to me? You don't shake hands with the president and the wife. They're here. she won't do it and the queen ain't happy and by the way she is the princess royal

she's the admiral and chief commandant of woman in the royal navy like dude dude you want mommy to take that away from you the princess royal so you can tell where she kind of laughs

she tries to kind of laugh it off and I don't know you can find it on social media yeah you can follow me and I tweeted it out the whole two-minute video. You know, I just type it to Google because you can find it. And

but she's not happy. I mean, the queen, I'm surprised the queen, and the queen kind of ha-ha-ha-ha. I was waiting for her to put the purse down. You know how she carries the purse in certain ways for things that. Yes, that's how she communicates.

If she puts it down on the floor to her left-hand side and tilts it to the right a little bit, ants goad. Nice day. There's no more Princess Royal. She could look out No, I just put my purse down

I didn't tilt it to the right Oh, I'm sorry Oh, darn the luck I thought you tilted to the right That's why Yeah, so it's over Sorry And of course we have the story where

Chuck and dad Of course got to go beat up Andrew Well, he's a pedophile Are you okay? Are you upset about this? He's going to be okay just because they remove everything from the guys in a slide. I mean, they took everything away from him, man.

They got him about this. He's going to be lucky to continue to get a living wage. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's going to be like, there's going to be a guy with a trench coat, receiving money from the queen so that that guy gives it to Prince Andrew. Yeah, this is for Andrew.

Yeah. So just know. You don't have to tell him it came from me, but he'll know. I mean, that's, right? He's doomed. Come to the London Bridge. I will say that, and I'm only going to say this once. It hurts me to say it.

Yeah, you look disgusted right now. Harts me to say this. Glenn asked a pretty good question. Oh. This morning. Why is it just Prince Andrews? The one being taken all the shots from this. Because we can't, do we know where their homegirl is?

From the Jeffrey Epstein case. Why is that? Where's the home girl? Gis Lane, we don't know where Gis Lane is. Exactly. And where's the banker? He killed himself. And the doctor?

She's, plane crash. Yeah, somebody screwed up with the wrong gas in the plane. So. And where's Epstein? Of course, he committed suicide. Yeah. And the problem is that they can't get to Prince Andrew because he's a royal. They can't kill that royal.

Look what happened to Princess Diana. Oh, I know. They killed her. Well, Princess Andrew is not going to be Diana. I know. Elton isn't singing at Andrews funeral. I'll tell you that. No, I know that, but, you know, they're not going to try that again.

They're going to. Goodbye, Jeff, his friend. Whatever. I want, we have to rewrite that song right now. I want, I want Candle. That was a different. Flying Zero hour 9 am, but it's a different

Elton song though. I can't help but continue on when I hear the song. But candle in the wind. Andrew in the wind. Oh, let's rewrite that. I'm rewriting that tonight. Tomorrow on chewing the fat,

you will have lyrics for Andrew in the wind. Can you do it on Friday on Pat show also? Maybe. Goodbye Andrew Prince. Though I never knew you at all. Oh, I'm writing that tonight.

I am writing that tonight. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yesterday, we did a show, and you never talked about what not to do when you're running for president. And you never gave the explanation, if you're running for president, you should not do this. And we beat ourselves yesterday because we never got to it. Are you going to get to it? on any time soon. Okay.

He is ignore me. I hate this guy. I mean, I thought I heard the close music. I thought I heard it. Now you heard it. I thought I heard it. Now you heard it. Okay.

Was there some sort of...