Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 264 | The Hangman Movie Dilemma, Elon Musk, & Sexy Courtroom in America

Episode Date: December 9, 2019

Emmy nominations are out and Jeffy is here to go over them and give his predictions. Tennessee executed a blind man and here's his last meal. Did you know that firing squad and hanging are still options in the US as a method of execution? Then Jeffy realizes that the world is spinning out of control after he talks about The Royal family and the latest gossip. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. For those of you concerned from last week's news that Willie Nelson had stopped smoking pot, and you thought, the world is coming to an end. Well, dry your eyes. I knew it that his son has now come out and said, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second. He may have stopped smoking marijuana, but it's almost 2020. How people ingest cannabis has changed between vaping, edibles, gummies.

Yeah, Willie is not doing this anymore. I know. I mean, I am. I don't know why you stop that. I was ready to, you know, smoke a big bowl on behalf of Willie. I'm sure many people did. You mean, will he stop this? I can't believe it. Yeah. Well, yeah, he stopped smoking it.

He said he's given his lungs quite a beating. And you're no kidding. Between cigarettes and pot, your lungs take a big beating. So I don't know how long it's been since he smoked cigarettes, but he smoked pot for a long, long time. But again, I remind you dry your eyes because he hasn't stopped getting high. He's just stopped smoking pot. At some point you've made enough money, right?

I know that former president Barack Obama has told us that. I know he was talking to Wall Street. He wasn't talking to you and me. Right. He certainly wasn't talking to himself. Congratulations are in order to Michelle and Barack for purchasing their $11.75 million seven bedroom. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. seven bedrooms, 6,892 square feet, 293 acres on Martha's vineyard. Ain't nobody got time for that? Ain't nobody going to get on that property either. I guarantee you, that belongs to the Obamas. Good luck, God bless.

Amazing. Congratulations to them, really. I mean that out of every little ounce of congratulatory oomph I can bring up. Now they've got that house. They do have their six-bedroom, 6,243 square foot house in Washington, D.C. Oh, no, that's the Chicago house. The six-bedroom, six-th, I don't know how they don't even live there.

They just drive by and say, yeah, that's our house. We have a place in Chicago. Six-bedroom, 6,243 square feet in the south side of Kenwood neighborhood. Now, they purchased that for, a million six in 05. And now they have their nine bedroom, 6,441 square foot house in Washington, D.C. They purchased that for $8.1 million.

And don't forget about the house that everyone thought they were going to buy that they rented out in L.A. That had the seven-bedroom 12,800-square-foot-style mansion, has the open-air shark aquarium, the humidor room, the movie theater. I mean, that's still on the market for 22.9 million. So you can probably get it for another 11, right?

Because that's how much the Martha's Vineyard Place was up for. And they cut them down to a lot, cut it in half. Congratulations. However, when you think, oh, man, they've got so much money, not so much. House in Florida, has been the most expensive house ever sold in Florida. $111 million.

Not 11. The Obama's a little shy. A little shy of that extra $100 million for that house in Palm Beach. 70,000 square feet of living space. 11 bedrooms, 22 bathrooms, a bowling alley, a salon, a spa, ice cream stand, and candy parlor. I mean, that's worth 50.

million alone with the ice cream stand in the candy parlor. It's been listed for 200 million. They took a hit. Only 111 million. You can work a deal. You never want to pay full price. I'm not sure if real estate agents I trust.com are part of that deal. That's possible that they were.

I mean, amazing. It's a beautiful home too. I mean, holy cow, it's so big. It was owned by this Sedell. What the heck is her name? now. She's Sidel Miller. She owned it originally. You want to talk about an American dream?

I mean, of course, the Obamas are an American dream. And of course, the hedge fund owner who bought the house for 111 million. Another American dream. But she is actually the American dream that started with nothing. I mean, she started in a shop above her husband's salon in Ohio. And she joked around about how she got started. She told her husband, we lived in a small apartment, and he didn't want me to work. And I said, well, it takes me about an hour to clean it.

So unless you don't want me to have an affair, I need to do something. And so I guess Hubby opted for the non-affair and had her open up a shop above the salon. And then they both, over the years, created the Matrix. The Matrix hair care, salon products. I mean, billionaire, huge American dream story. Unbelievable. But for whatever reason, you know, when you start to get, look, when you start to get a little, little aged. Perhaps 70,000 square feet, you're thinking, that's a little much. It's a little much.

Now, I love every picture that I see of the place that's got the workers in the yard. There's not a shot that I saw the houses. Look at this beautiful shot. Yeah, workers. You don't just, you don't just buy a 70,000 square feet living space home with 11 bedrooms, 22 bathrooms, a bowling alley, a salami. on a spa, ice cream stand, candy parlor, and think, that's it. We're done. No. No, it's costing you some serious cash,

just an upkeep. All right. You're not, she's, Siddell's not going out trimming the hedges. He's got Jose and Hose B for that. I guarantee you that. There's no doubt about that. Anyway, congratulations to the Obamas for their $11 million home.

If I hear, If I hear Barack or Michelle talk about income inequality ever again, I could go off the deep end. And no, don't play the political music. I know it's getting off. I'm wandering down the political road for a second. So I'll come back. All I'm saying is that I don't want to hear about the incoming inequality

from the Obama's ever again. So the Golden Globes were announced. And it looks like we have some pretty strong performances. up for nomination. Some of them Best Motion Picture Drama 1917 The Irishman

Joker Marriage Story The Two Popes Now I haven't seen 1917 Although all the Promotion pieces

that I've seen for it It looks really good I sat through the Irishman Which by the way I'm one of the few I guess I'm in a small percentage of people that started watching

it and continued to watch it all the way through I realized, and I told you last week, it's three hours, it was God, it's God, it's never ending. So, I mean, there's a good reason that the pause button was invented. You pause it, you take care of a little couple things, and you get back to it. But I made it all the way through. Apparently, like there's only 18% of the people that started watching it

that continued to watch it all the way through according to the Netflix reports. Joker, uh, that's, he wins, right? Maybe not the movie, but he wins best actor. No question. I said that ages ago. I still believe in that. Marriage story. I'm hearing good things about it.

I have not sat through it yet. I have not seen if it's worthy. Two popes. I heard good reviews. Chris Cruz even told me you got to watch two pubs. So I started watching two pubs. I made it through. I think I'm on like the third episode, third or fourth.

Kind of boring. What I told you to watch is the young pope. Oh yeah, the young pope. I did start watching that. It's not the two popes. That two posts might be good. That's with, what's his face? Anthony Hopkins, the two popes, yeah.

So that, you know, so I haven't seen that. The young pope, that's right. Dude, boring. But I'll go through it just for you. But, ooh. And then the new pope comes out in January. The best. Because I can't wait for that.

Right? I mean, okay, enough with the popes. Enough with the popes. How can he's born? The guy is the Trump of the popes. that's a that's a stretch wow then yeah what episodes have you watched

this is the guy that said the mrs mazel is that good and this isn't three dropped I will say I keep going it was delicious I keep going back to mazal because everybody's talking about how great it is and how what a wonderful show it is and oh it's just cutting edge so I keep going back to it

I keep going back to it I keep saying okay they're wrong And I keep going back to it. And every time I go back to it, I sit through an episode and a half and I'm like, okay. All right. Now,

those are those wonderful. Not really. The best motion picture, musical or comedy. Dolomite is my name. I do want to see that with Eddie Murphy. Jojo Rabbit. Knives out.

Everybody's raving about that. It's great. Once about a time in Hollywood. See, everybody says knives out is great. It's great. It's funny, thrilling.

It's amazing. Rocket Man. I haven't seen it yet. That might be it. Although Eddie Murphy, they might just throw him a bone, but I think they're waiting to give him his due with... Come to America too.

Best performance. He's a special coming up too. Right. And he's going to, and he's, they're making a big deal out of his guest hosting on SNL coming up this month later this month. So,

I mean, he's all over the place now. Best performance by an actress in a motion picture drama. Cynthia Urvia for Harriet Scarlett Johansson marriage story Sirrice Ronan little women Charlize Theron bombshell

I think that's your winner right They give it to Charlizee Lweger Judy Gotta go with Bob Shell to beat up Fox Best performance by an actor In a motion picture drama Christian Bale Ford and Fierreari Antonio Banderas Pain and Glory Adam Driver

These names mean nothing because Phoenix and the Joker will win. I don't even know why Jonathan Price, the two popes, Adam Driver Marriage Story, congratulations for being nominated. Joaquin, come on up. Come on up. You've won. In fact, we're not even going to announce the other guys. Congratulations.

If you want to find out who else was nominated, look at the list. Phoenix, get on up here. No problem. Just for that I want him to win. Who's that? Phoenix. No problem. He'll hands down he wins that.

Hands down. He wins that. He might not win, like the Joker, best director is up for it, best movie. They might give him off the hook a little bit for that. But Joaquin wins the best actor, no problem. That's a piece of cake for him. No one did a better job in any movie.

Either any of the popes, any of the Irishmen, any of, none of them. Sorry, you didn't beat Joaquin. Best foreign language, yeah, nobody cares. Best Animated Feature Film, Frozen 2, How to Train Your Dragon, The Hidden World, The Lion King, Missing Link, Toy Story 4. That's a tough one.

Got to go with Toy Story 4, though, right? Got to go with the frontrunner on that. They win that. Although, man, How to Train Your Dragon series, that's been a huge. Lion King. Frozen 2. I mean, Frozen 2 has been a knockout.

But Toy Story 4, right? That's the ending, hopefully. And they claim that it is, just give them the award and be done with it. Best original score, best original song. Best performance by an actress in a supporting role. Kathy Bates, Richard Jewel, that's going to be really good. I'm looking forward to seeing that.

That's directed by Clint Eastwood. Man, that guy, he took a beating from America. And it was all BS. That's going to be fascinating to watch. And at Benning, the report, Laura Dern, marriage story. What's a marriage story? man, wow. Jennifer Lopez, hustlers. Could it be her year? Jennifer Lopez, hustlers? Just J-Lo's year, right? Margo Robbie, bombshell.

She just celebrated her like 60th or 50th birthday. That was her 50th, yeah. Right, now she's doing the Super Bowl. She got to walk in her famous dress of Milan. She did the SNL. She's been, she got, she was, she was, she got the proposed to. She would made the joke about being proposed to on SNL. And, you know, for 50, she looks okay. You know. By the way, going back to what you're talking about, Frozen, did you see that Disney becomes a first ever studio with $10 billion? Yeah. I mean, they're doing okay. At the global box office. Yeah, they're doing all right. Are you sure? They're doing okay. Are you sure? Yeah, I think they need more money. Ah, they're doing all right. I think they need another Disney plus push.

All the stories about, oh, the parks aren't doing that well. They don't care about that. It's still about the mouse? Still about the mouse. No, it is. I don't think so. I think it is. You think it's still about the mouse? It is still about the mouse.

I think they've made a turn. It's all about Pixar and those digital films that can make them a billionaire. Yeah, but the parks of the mouse is still it, man. The mouse is still it. Still the king. That's where they got it started.

That's the base. That's the foundation of it. Now, they've stretched the parks to where, you know, maybe they say, you know, maybe it's time to cut back, although they're not doing that. No, they're opening a brand new Avengers, whatever your headquarters in one of the California or Orlando. And then, you know, they're still making the Star Wars thing bigger and bigger.

I mean, so, okay. All right, but it's still, I mean, would you start? The park in Hong Kong isn't doing that well. Walk around the streets of Hong Kong. Tell me how other business they're doing in Hong Kong these days. Just let me know. Let me know. Oh, oh, oh, you mean there's other things going on?

Huh, weird. Best performance by an actor in a supporting role. Tom Hanks, beautiful day of the neighborhood. He gets that. Anthony Hopkins, the two popes. Pacino, the Irishman, Joe Pesci, the Irishman. Brad Pitt, once upon a time in Hollywood. Ah, man.

The first person gets it. Tom Hanks. Beautiful Day of the Neighborhood. I mean, yeah. Yeah, got to go with Tom, I guess. He's the guy. He just found out he's related to Mr. Rogers. He transformed himself into Mr. Rogers.

Anytime you get those actors or actresses that, you know, transform himself back to Phoenix and the Joker. I really do not want him to win. I want him to just prove you wrong. Give it to an Antonio Banderas. If that, I'm going to tell you something. If that happens, I shut it down. Oh, my gosh, please, Antonio Banderas.

I shut it down. You better win that. There's not a chance. There's not a chance. Seriously, I shut this. I burn the house down. You think what's happening in Hong Kong is bad? I protest.

Man, I burn the streets down. You be the only one. No way. I put out my Joker mask. We're burning it down. Best television series, drama, big little lies. Really good. The Crown, really good.

I've not seen it. Killing Eve. The morning show. That was a show. get it. Succession, come on. The morning show gets it over secession. No, succession is really good.

Because of the way that they're treating this whole. In today's world, probably, yeah, the Me Too moment. That's probably what they'll get. Plus that'll be Apple's Shining Star. Yeah, they need something. They do. They're pushing all this content every week with no commercials. They need something for the way.

They should be paying big. Stephen will, yeah, it's a Steve Spoover that he's behind Apple TV, right? They should be paying big money to try to make that be the winner. Yeah, but six, I mean, HBO, right? Big Little Lies, Succession. I'm huge. Big Little Lies, yeah, that's HBO, not Showtime. Isn't it, right?

Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I love the show, but that's, yeah. It's not Showtime, it's HBO. I get them mixed up. I mean, content is, was the world. Succession's really good, though, man. I think you could be right, though.

I think it's showtime, though. I think you should. I know, that's what I'm thinking. That's what I can't remember now. Anyway, Succession is HBO, and I love that show. show. I loved both seasons. I'm looking forward to season three really bad. Now, how they get around that though, right? Best performance by an actress in a television series? Jennifer Anston in the morning show and Reese Witherspoon of the morning show. You give it to one of them for the morning

show and then you don't give, you don't give it to them for the best show, right? And you've got Olivia Coleman for the Crown, Jody Coleman for killing Eve. Yeah, it's still HBO, right. Nicole Kidman, big little lies. I mean, that's a tough one. But if you give it, if you give the morning show, if you give the morning show, the best television drama, like you think, all right? So then you go down and you give Kidman or Kidman or Comer for Killing Eve

so you don't give the morning show. It might be a morning show sweep. Could be the Apple sweep. It's been today's in the Me Too world. You're right. Best Performance on an actor in a television drama. Brian Cox, Excession, get Harrington Game of Thrones,

Romney Malick, Mr. Robot. Nobody's from Game of Thrones getting anything. Yeah, they're done. It's over. You got your last year. You had your party. You're done. Right?

And I'm surprised that he's still, that they're still throwing a bono on that. I know. It really threw me off. Is Viping there to? No, yeah. Right. Exactly.

You just throw me that. On the one last episode, They did their closing episode. It was still part of the this year's show season. Yeah. Shut up. Thank you. Billy Porter.

He's going to get it. He's going to get it. He's gay and black. Although Brian Cox's succession was great. Yeah, but is he black and gay? Does he identify some black and gay? I think he does. For this, he does.

Best television series comedy or musical? Here you go. Barry. Pretty good. Fleaback. She gets it. Another one. Kovinsky method, really good.

It was really good. Really good. I haven't finished the new season. That's really good. Both seasons are great. I love to get into mindset of those elites. Because that's what you're doing. The marvelous Mrs. Maisel.

Oh, that baby. Season three, dude. The politician. That was good. Oh, man. I mean, I know. Those are tough. Jeff, you have to watch that.

It's on Netflix. Yeah. It's really. You were telling me. I know. I know. Oh, man, there's like suicide and drama and comedy and transgender people that made me think like, wait, am I looking at a boy or girl? Oh, that's a boy.

Oh, no, that's a girl. I don't know. The Kavinsky method is really good, though. I mean, it's got some of the big Hollywood elites in it. That's what I'm saying. And you get to see how they think and, hey, we have to donate all this stuff because my wife died. Oh, no. The end is here.

Really good. Did you get your colon check? because, you know, we're that time of... I know. Best performance by an actress in a television series, comedy or musical, Christina Applegate, dead to me. Great.

That was a good one. I thought that was... Great. Damn. What's that? Those deadlines are... I know. We haven't got a new season so far.

I know. Rachel Brown has some for a marvelous Miss. Maisel. Kirsten Dunst of becoming a god in Central Florida. That's so good, Jeff. I know. That one is really good.

Natasha Leon, Russian doll. Phoebe Wall Bridge Fleabag. Fleabugette said sadly. again. Now, for the television series, you've got Michael Douglas with the Kaminsky method. I mean, for Barry, Bill Hader, Ben Plante, the politician, Paul Rudd, living with yourself, Rami Yosef and Rami, I mean,

Best Television Limited Series, Catch 22, Chernoble, Fossi Verdon, the loudest voice, unbelievable. Chernobyl gets it. I don't know, the loudest voice, man. This is if they But Chernobyl got bigger No one was talking about the loudest voice Everybody was talking about Chernobyl And I would like to give it to Catch 22

It was a great Hulu original It was fantastic You had Dr. House They had a couple of Nazi scenes It was really good But compared to all those shows That you gave Chernobyl gets it

And Chernobyl doesn't get it Then the other people get it But it's one of those two Can I quote you on that If Chernobyl doesn't get it Then the other people get it Best performance, I think that pretty much wraps the Golden Gloves. Best performance by an actor, though.

See, this is where you get into what they don't give it to the show, but they give it to the actors, right? Christopher Rabbit, Catch 22, Russell Crowe, the loudest voice, Jared Harris, Chernobyl, Sam Rockwell, Fossie Verden, Sasha Baron Cohen, the spy, if they even give anything to Sasha Baron Cohen. I do not like that guy. He is not as funny as everyone says he is.

Sorry, he's just not. What's his name? Sasha Baron Cohen. It's not, no, sorry. Not doing it. Not giving it to him. But I will say this. Oh, wait a minute.

Hold on. Best performance by an actress in a supporting role in a series, limited series or motion picture made for television. So best performance by an actress in a supporting role on any possible show. Patricia Arquette, the act. Oh, please don't give it to her.

She's going to give us some kind of god-awful speech. Tony Colette, unbelievable. Merrill Street, big little lies. Oh, God. Another speech. Emily Watson, Chernobyl, Helena Bottom Card of the Crown. There's going to be speeches on these people.

Best performance in a supporting role on anything ever made, Alan Arkin, the commencing method, Karen Culkin's succession, Andrew Scott Fleabag, Scars Guard from Chernobyl, Henry Winkler-Berry. I mean, it's a tough calls, but I will say,

if he or she doesn't get it, then the other people are going to get it. So while the Supreme Court is denying President Trump's request to immediately resume federal executions, the states are still at it. Tennessee, Thursday, they, I know if you were driving through a Tennessee Thursday night, and the lights flickered.

That's because Lee Hall was executed. And so if you were thinking, man it's almost 730 you gotta get home why are the lights flickers their power's out yeah Lee's dead we juiced him we're going down now fascinating story right

he's blind now so they were fighting for him not to get executed because he's blind and I'm thinking so and that's what the courts decided to so you weren't blind when you burn

your victim, so you're going down. He's only 53. Wow. Now, his last meal, we noticed a lot of states now don't give people last meals, which is a little disappointing because that's one of my favorite parts of people being executed is what they order for their last meal. Now, he's selected two orders of onion rings, a slice of cheesecake, and a Pepsi as part of his last meal.

I mean, I thought of bad... I'll be a call. No wonder he got electrocuted. He would have Pepsi. Right. Thank you. Other than Pat, who else orders Pepsi? And Pat's not doing that for him.

If he gets executed, a Pats go to, I'll take a Coke. Let's give me a Coke. Would you like? Yeah, no, that's right now. Coke. I'm going to die. I want a Coke. Now, he had elected to be killed by electrocution.

He was part of the lawsuit against Tennessee, claiming that the method of lethal injection is uncommon. constitutional. What? What? Do you want the squad to come out in the firing squad? I guess so. Really, all this was was just trying to prolong the inevitable, right?

Well, yeah, let's do it. Right, let's swim. I'm okay with the firing squad. I think you can still get firing squad at Utah. You can pick. I'm all with it. Of course, Utah. I think it is.

I think you can. Looked at it. I'm pretty sure that Utah can still pick the firing squad. You can, you can, you can, uh, You can get juiced either by electricity or lethal injection. Firing squad or hung. Some place you can still get hung. So you got Mississippi, Oklahoma, and Utah still allow the use of firing squads.

Yeah, I see. Although lethal injection remains their primary method of execution. And there's all kinds of lawsuits now against the lethal injection against the companies. I'm sorry, but. Make it. Where's it come from? as old as stop it. If I'm a bad guy,

I want to be caught in Mississippi, Oklahoma, Utah. I'm picking the firing squad. I'm going to go, right? I'm waiting for the governor to call. And it's possible that you do get the call by picking firing squad, right? True. You get the call and everything gets extended

because people will be up in arms. Oh, absolutely. ...over firing squad. What, were you back of the dark ages? So, Jeffrey, we pick firen squad. Do they have hanging? Can they still pick hanging? Hanging?

I think you can. There's a few states that still have hanging available too. But, I mean, really, just, what does it matter? What does it matter? You were found guilty. Okay, one state allows hanging. When the death penalty was restored in 1976, the states of Washington, Delaware, New Hampshire, return to hanging as available method of execution.

As of 2019, New Hampshire is the only state to allow hanging as a secondary method of execution. There you go. Still available, though. Still available, can I get transferred to New Hampshire, please? So, Jeff, you have to pick. Chair, injection, fire and squad, hanging.

As you're for you, I still want you to see Fire and Squad. I don't want you to be hanging there for like a couple of minutes. No, because if there's a show, I watched a long time ago, I think it's called The Hangman. I think that's the title of it. But it's about the guy who became this great hangman in Europe. And he learned, I mean, he went and saw the prisoners before he hung him, he weighed him. He measured him.

He knew the rope size he wanted. and he knew how the news should be made. Because his deal was, look, I'm the hangman, and I want it to kill you effectively and immediately. I don't want you to just hang there and suffer because that's what his problem was in the beginning before he was the official hangman. He's watched the guys suffer hanging and kicking and swinging,

and he didn't want that. It was pretty fascinating. His struggles through that. So according to NDB, there's two movies called The Hangman. Okay. One of them was Al Pacino. No, it's the other. which is when the American contractors kidnapped and brought into the Kalimid jungle.

And the other one's the Christmas music. Oh, no, that's not the one either. So. So, how is that a Christmas? Oh, because you're celebrating Christmas and you're hanging there like an ornament in the prison. I don't know. Okay, so it's something about a hangman. So apparently it's not, it must be like the hangman's news or the, look it up,

find a hangman's news. or the noose maker. That's darn it. I've got to put people on hold just to find the name of this stupid movie. So anyway, he was juiced and we lost him. We lost him. It was very sad.

The Hankman's News, this is a story of a man taken out of his time and through foreign science becomes a hybrid killer machine, except he has turned on his maker and his altering the scope of the political realm. That's not him. That's another movie. No ass.

Of course it's another movie. I'm just rich. All right. Place some Christmas music because of the hangman, who is a Christmas show. And we'll find, I'm going to find out the name of this stupid movie. Okay, so it might be the hangman's not.

The hangman's not? You sure about that? Might be the hangman's not. I'm looking at that one. And I'm looking at... Okay, the hangman's not, 1952, a Confederate major, and his troops are falsely led to believe

the Civil War is not over and become wanted men after the attack a Union Army. I don't think that's it. No. They could be hanging people back in the 1952s, but I don't think this is it. It's the last hangman. Is that like, it's that it for real? 2005, this is the last hangman. Yes.

Britain's most prolific hangman from early 1933 until the end of his career in 1955. He executed 6008 people. Okay. and he's the movie is uh uh albert pierreport and he's talks about his struggles and how he's becoming the ham he can't tell people that he's the hangman it's what he does it's a nazi movie oh okay because this one talks about after he's selected to hang nazi war criminals after the something trials well he's the man yeah because he's the man yes so it is a nazi man well no i mean he's those are some of the people that he killed he killed 6008 people you see his struggle as because

becoming the best hangman of all time. This actor plays a lot of rodents in movies. If you look at his INDB page. Albert? Yeah, he plays a lot of rodents. He does a good job. He does look like a rodent. But he plays a really good rodent and bad guy.

Look like I think to yourself, hey. What's a rodent look like when to become a human being? That's him. That's why he gets cast for those rodent movies. That sounds really simple. I don't know why you don't. I know that. That's why I'm agreeing with you. Wow.

Also, we have, you see where they busted, they busted some mafia people the end of last week. 11, 11 alleged members of the Gambino crime family. It's tough to be, it's tough to be in the Italian mob these days, man. Tough, tough, tough duty. 11 alleged members, alleged members of the Gambino organized crime family locked up on federal charges, including threatening people who are.

owed the money telling one one conversation they have on taste you're going to pay me my $100,000 you're going to lose your teeth well yeah is that supposed to be a shock

no racketeering charges I mean these guys are just you know bad guys and they're trying to make a living just trying to make a living just trying to make a living you know with crime

that's it and especially after they killed what's his face, the guy in his driveway I mean, who remember that shootout in the driveway where he came out and they were shooting him in the driveway when he came out because the boyfriend of the daughter came to the house

and then they shot him and he was crawling underneath the car in the driveway, Frank Callie, yeah Frankie boy, he was, that was fascinating and so they were still pissed about that. We mess up. Just trying to make a living, man. Did we talk about the food that the blind man got or are we

rail completely. Okay. So that's what he order? The two onion rings. That was part of his meal. It was part of the deal. The engine rings the most fascinating part of his meal, yeah. We're past that. I was making sure, because usually you go down like three rabbit holes and have to pull you out. That's fine. I moved on.

Because people still waiting for that last question last week. Moved on. What are you not supposed to do when you're running for president? That was last week. And people are still waiting for that answer. So Elon Musk is one is lawsuit case

I guess the Pito guy I mean the cave diver Oh yeah Well you could say Pito Guy because he won't Musk did not defame cave diver With Pito guy tweet Jury Fides No kidding

Duh I'm surprised they did That they actually let him off though Because he's who off Musk Because he's doing him wrong Well I know But in today's world

He's a billionaire Not that no He's a billion Yeah give him a couple of millions Shut up problem with people today. It's like, oh, today's world. It's okay.

Go kill him. No, we're not there. No. We are. I thought I was surprised. I surprised we were not there. But they let him off. Bastard.

Making jokes about pedophiles to the cave diver guy. And he's free. Free to walk the streets. Bastard. He didn't do anything wrong. He called the cave diver a pito guy. Was he a pedophile?

We don't know that yet. Is that case been closed? Yeah. It's been closed. Yes, it is. Yeah, it's closed. It's closed. It's over.

Have a nice day. Female judge in Kentucky. I have so much in the fat pile. I mean, I know it's Monday. It's not Fat Pile Monday. It's not Fat Pile Friday. It's not naked Fat Pile Friday. But I'm telling you,

underneath my crime heading for stories, it is packed today with crime stories. The world is starting to spin out of control. It's been out of control. You can quote me on that. No, I'm not going to quote you on that. No, you should quote me on that. The world's starting to spin out of control.

You can't quote yourself. You have to have someone quote you. I'm just telling you, you can quote me on that? Yeah, but let someone take, Jeff, can I quote you on that? And then you go, yeah, you can quote me. Okay, all right. The world is starting to spin out of control. I'm telling you the world is spinning out of control.

I'm telling you the world is spinning out of control. What's that? Yes, you can quote me on that. Female Kentucky, female judge in Kentucky, accused of having group sex with staffers in the courthouse. What's wrong with that? Hello, thank you. What is wrong with that?

What is it was consensual? Here she is pictured with a couple of the cops. Do you know that they are busy taking care of a bit? This is in the courthouse. Oh, yeah. So before the jury gets out here, how about a little sidebar in my office? Oh, she's defining sidebar. sidebar.

We'll see if we can find something that'll open up this case a little bit. What was this again? Kentucky. Some pretty good people over there. She's been hit with nine misconduct charges after being accused of having

threesomes with staff in her office. Again, who hasn't done that? Jeffrey, who hasn't had three sums in their offices? Like, I think that's... Who among us? Yeah, raise your hand, please. Who among us? You haven't had her through something? No, I had.

Oh, you have? Oh, okay. I thought we had to raise her hand. No, no, no. I said who has not had a police in their office. I suppose I should raise my hand, though, really. Oh, you suppose? Okay.

I suppose I should raise my hand. That's why I did. And she let employees get drunk on the job. What's wrong with that? Now, seriously, who among us hasn't let that happen? On Friday, I had like a shot of rum with a cinnamon cook that stew brought. They claim she gave preferential treatment to attorneys that succumbed to her sexual demand. Uh, yeah, that was the point.

Hello. She slept with staffers as well as with her pastor turned lover. On one occasion, the two allegedly had a threesome with the secretary. I mean to tell you, you want to talk about spreading the word of the Lord? That's what he's doing. Is he? That's what he's doing. Yes.

I mean, she's struggling. He's trying to get through life. And the pastor came to counselor, give her a little help. One thing led to another. He gets down on his knees. And the next thing you know, the secretary comes in. And pretty soon, they're all hollering. They're all hollering.

Jesus. I mean, it happens in every courthouse in America, doesn't it? And I'll tell you another thing that's happening more and more in the world. And you can quote me on this too, man. We are hearing more stories of high school teachers and their students around America. It is pretty amazing, actually. Where was that one? I was in high school.

so that you could report it and see how horrible it was for you No, so I could participate Oh yeah, no, it's my gosh This one in Round Rock, Texas Where's that at? Just outside of Austin Oh, okay Oh, that's where it was

It's in North Austin By Georgetown Just out there outside of Austin Dude, I High school teacher Facing charges after Yes, that was a Rome Rock Literally, that's where I went.

What high school? She apparently had oral with student in her classroom multiple times. Okay, there's something wrong with that. A proper relationship between an educator and a student, Round Rock High School. The actual Round Rock High School.

I got to tell you, if you're a high school student and your teacher is, Ooh, the picture on the left is Not that good The picture on the right is a lot better Are these both? This is not the same girl, right?

This can't be Because the one on the left Ooh Download and subscribe to more content At the blaze.com slash podcasts So many great stories to get to today But I want to take a moment To remind you to subscribe to chewing the fat

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The world is spinning out of control. Can I quote your? Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Oh, hey. Are you going to talk about that? Well, I'll get too. Whatever the hell it is you're thinking I'm not talking about.

That. And you're holding it. You know what? No. Now I'm not going to talk about it. This thing is like Erica Nadler. Is it Erica Nadler? No.

She would relate to that. Erica Nadler has no relationship with me. She's the daughter of Jerry Nadler who's going after President. I have no idea who. Erica Nadler is. I don't know who that is. Now, Natalie Shira. That's what it is.

Maybe, you know, related to Nadler, too. I don't know that. If she is, good for you. Tell Uncle Jerry, I said hi. But thank you for your gift of candy cane. Spoons. What's wrong with your face? They're actually really cool.

What do you mean? Spoons. Yeah, what's wrong with your face? We'll do that. I just chin down and like candy cane spoons. And you're, you're like, lips like in your eyes? Pepperette flavored. They're artificially flavored. Oh no. Oh no. That's going to give me cancer. Oh, well. They're actually pretty cool looking. The hell. I don't care.

The world's spinning out of control. How many calories? Let's see. Six servings per container. And that's six spoons. So each spoon is a serving. That's nice. Because usually it's like each spoon is eight servings. Yeah. So you get one piece, a calorie. Fifty calories. That's not bad. Zero fat, zero saturated, zero trans, zero cholesterol, sodium. Tota's not trans. It identifies as a male's food. I'm grateful.

I don't know, 18 spoons instead of just things. 12 grams carbohydrates. Ooh, a lot of carbs. Carbs are bad. But that's not bread. 12 grams of sugar. And it includes 12 grams of added sugar. So we have 24 grams of sugar.

Yeah. You know why? Why? Because the ingredients are completely all diabetes-driven. Is there a red diet number two and six? Sugar. Number one. Sugar.

Okay, sugar. Corn syrup. Again, sugar. No, no, no, that's corn syrup. Yeah, no, it's all-s-sourap. Artificial flavor. Again, that's the cancer thing. F, D, and C, Red 40.

There it is. That's the red. Titanium dioxide. Oh, I feel like. That belongs in a atomic bomb. No, but that's in the amount that they put in each one of these, you're fine. So I have to eat like a million oil. Yeah.

You know, to get radiation. At that one time. Okay. Got it. At one time. Are you eating all these spoons at one time? Well, it depends on how I'm supposed to eat them. No, you're not.

Is there instructions for these? So it tells you, let's see, the percent of daily value tells you how much nutrient. What's that? Is it 2,000 calories? Yes, correct. Yeah. 2000 stand at my hands that's a problem

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I mean that's just stupid or if you're iTunes it's just not fair if you're an iTunes or an Apple core the same thing which is why I've been telling you Natalie thank you so much for the spoons though it's very nice

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Why, just bring it down, just stop it. I mean, that's how you... You don't fade it out. I'm listening. I'm listening. At the end of the, that,

that down. I was, I was, I was really, Listen, listen, listen, listen,

I'm reading all this Christmas district that we have for, you know, to use on the network. And one of them is the 12 cats of Christmas. Isn't it 12 days of Christmas? Yes. The original is 12 days.

First day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. What did she give you? I forgot. forget. I ran the numbers. She gave me something and then she took it back. I ran the numbers and it's expensive to do the toll of this.

Yeah, I know. We should do that. Run the numbers. All right, they do it. Every year somebody runs the numbers. I know that's what I did. I just read it on the... So everybody runs out.

I don't know why you're trying to jump on the bandwagon to run of the numbers. Why waste your time? Somebody else will do it. Because that will, I don't know, get you more people to download your stupid podcast. Because it's... Well, I had a whole bunch of... now they've gone away. The people who are subscribed to multiple platforms

are now you're telling me that it doesn't count. That's the problem. By the way, they're in the numbers on the most profitable, successful Christmas movie. You wonder who number one is? Which is surprising. Is it?

Yes. Did they do it with... All the Christmas music. I mean, all the Christmas movies. Right. And they did it with... From... Go ahead.

he was number one. First one or all? First. Yeah, the first one's great. And then Dr. Seuss, the Grinch, the one that just came out. Then the 2000 version

of how the Grinch saw Christmas, Polack Express and then Elf. All great movies. All fantastic movies. All really good movies. I mean, Home Alone is that whole, I like the whole series, to be honest. Oh, me too.

And Donald Trump is, bad mouth. Bad mouth. It's part of one of the movies. I like them all. I think it's number two. Yeah, Donald Trump is number two when he goes to New York. It's a Trump Tower.

It's great. It's great. I know. I love them all. I do. Okay, so speaking of Santa, though, and problems with, you know, it's Christmas time. And Walmart wants to apologize. Oh, what did they do?

Okay. Those hateful passes. I know. It's, you know, evil. They're apologizing for an adult's only Christmas sweater on its Canadian website. Why are we not have this in America? I don't know. Is this like that is a little F toy?

Not quite as bad as that as far as I'm concerned. Or... This is just a T-shirt? Okay, well, you said sweater. It's just a... Well, sweater. T-shirt, sweater, same thing. No.

It is. In the wintertime, it sure is hell is. You'd be happy to be wearing that t-shirt that looks like a sweater. I'll tell you that. They apologize because they have a sweater with Santa. And it looks like he's got rails of cocaine in front of him and he's holding a straw. Come on.

Right. Come on. I mean, how do you think he gets through the whole Christmas night? You have to. Rail them up. And how do you know it's cocaine? It could be candy canes crushed up. It could be that.

And it could be. It might not be cocaine. It might be meth. It might be powder sugar. It might be oxy chopped up. You know, it just could. Trying to put some candy in there. And you just go out full drugs.

Well, I'm just telling you oxyous candy. Right? Well, that's why we have an opioid crisis right there. So the retailer has pulled the outfit. No. I know. Well, Jeffrey, we need to remake it. I want this sweater.

Yes, chewing the fat, doing rails for Christmas. Oh, hello. By the way, did you know how much a Santa, a small Santa makes an hour? 50 bucks. Close, 75. Yeah. I wouldn't do it for less than.

And mall size and business-wise, you might want to bump up the price a little bit. There are some places, Santa's busy, man. So you want to be cranking on it. And the little kids, little bratty kids coming in and screaming and hollering. I mean the cute little kids coming in screaming and hollering. So this article talks about how Santos are being underpaid because they have to spend $1,000 on a suit. Right. And up to $2,500 on a fake beer.

And the average Santa makes $5,000 to $5,000. $15,000 a year, depending on what mall, you know, gets them. Right. So. Well, if you, look, there's, there's plenty of Santas out there that don't have the fake beard that look, I mean, they're looking apart. That's the one that's working at Macy's Dayport. Yes. They're working on some of the higher end joints, and they're not making 50, right? They're not making.

No, they're making, you know, by salary. I did sit one time, I saw a Santa fight once, and not a fight where they were doing it. But, yeah, that's a little bit. I love the Santa. on. So we're at this event for a radio station I was working at, and Santa's arriving, right? So it's a Disney thing and Santa's arriving and we're all there for the radio stations. Santa's arriving and we're all here.

Yay. Come on down and see and win a prize. Hey, here comes Santa. So Santa arrives and he's, you know, taking pictures with everybody and we're just kind of hanging out. And out of nowhere, this guy shows up who looks. like another Santa. He's not wearing a Santa suit,

but he's long white hair, white beard. I mean, looks like he's another Santa. So he's in the Santa Union, man. Oh, I mean, he's like the big boss.

Well, I don't know. I just know he came up to Mrs. Claus, who was off to the side and started talking to her. And Mrs. Claus was pissed.

She, when she grabbed him by the back of his scrum his hair and dragged him into another store away from, I mean, it was like,

fast, man. And then the guy just appeared. Like, I don't know if she killed him. I don't know if she buried him or she threw him behind a stack of clothes in the store. Right. And she came out and she was just furious. And I was like, so. Where's Santa?

Your boyfriend? She didn't think that was that funny. But I did. But then she was like, no, he was upset about some other kind of deal that they had worked out in the Santa Union. But he should know better not to show up. event like this. It screws up to kids. It screws up to kids. I mean, she was pissed for the kids, and I thought, I'm a fist bump on that. I love that. Because her, Mrs. Claus. Yeah. And the, I mean, the real Santa was sitting there with the kid looking like, if I didn't have this kid

on my lap, I'd pull out my weapon right now and shoot you dead. But he didn't. He just took the picture, continued to take pictures with the kids. That's a good Santa. Yes. That's a good Santa. Right? Yeah. Have you ever thought of being Santa? I only you played one last year at our Christmas party? And you got pulled over by the cop and everything? I know you let me go because I had the Santa suit. I love it. As a present one time, I was given a Santa suit. I wonder why.

I don't know. You don't have the beard. I don't. And your hair is not white. I thank you. I know. I don't understand it. But in the Santa suit, came a fake beard and white hair. Weird. That Santa suit is so hot. I bet. It's like... It is the fires of hell. Put it up with that. I don't even That's cotton.

That's like the same uniform. I mean, it's a really nice. I was given a really nice Santa suit. I mean, it's really nice. I'm missing one of the boot things now. One of the boot things is missing. Check your garage. I helped you move.

No, I've checked. I've looked forever. I think one of my, I believe that my nephew. The gay one? No, not him. The flat attendant one? No. No.

Which one? The other one. The one that you don't like? The one in Canada? The one that's been contacting you on Facebook? No. How's that way? Did he listen to the show?

He must have because he stopped. He's really pissed at me now because there's no more. There's no more, hey, how you doing? You're welcome. I know, but I don't want to hurt his feelings. I didn't. You didn't hurt his feelings. You didn't hurt his feelings.

You didn't hurt his feelings. I heard his feelings. It was all me. I'll take full responsibility for that. And I even getting the phone number to call me and chew me out. Did you see, I'm going to get off the subject because you're going to give me in trouble again,

and I'm going to not talk about it. Did you see, I love, if you follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, you'll know that I tweeted out the story under the quote sheet of, We'll See, when the story broke about Queen Elizabeth retiring at 95. Because it's... And I'm like, okay, if that's the story, we'll see. She can't retire.

And we went down the rules. And so two days later, the castle and all the queens ban, issue a statement, a rare statement. A rare statement, too, because the queen doesn't comment. Saying, no. I don't know where this happened. I don't know where this came from. but we have no thought of retiring.

Have a nice day. And between the lines, there's not a chance in hell that Charles is going to become king as long as I'm alive. Okay. I didn't say that, but that's... But that's what we do here, Jeff.

We read between the lines, that's you in the fat. And that's exactly what it said in that letter. It said, I'm not retiring, and then when you stop and you actually, you've got to hold it away underneath the light. You hold it as far away from you as you can

underneath the light. And it says, Invisible Ink. There's not a chance in hell that Charles becomes king while I'm still alive. I mean, that's what it said. I can't help that. So I knew it. There's no way.

No, no. And she's not allowed anyways. Now, she's the rule maker and then she could change the rules. But is that something, is that something that our queen has portrayed that she wants to change the old ways? No way. Did you see the princess Anne story? Yeah, she's just, I mean, why are they, I mean, dude, Prince Andrew is in so much trouble over, I mean, a couple parties.

And Princess Anne is like she with the, with the, right. Like what is wrong with all these kids? Well. Is William the only one? And that's not even her kid. That's our grandson. Right. Well, William. I know he's broken. Well, he's trying to get her pregnant so he could get with the other girl. So leave him alone. That's fine. I can't have an affair with you unless the wife is pregnant.

Okay, that's just the rules. The rules. That's the rules. I got you. Are you pregnant? Yes. Gotta go. You know that's...

Like, Charles is a wimp. And that was what that called him. Charles has been under the spell of forever. Exactly. I mean, he's been in the stables with... Whatever her name is for years, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

And then now Prince, yeah. says Ann is like, oh, with this freaking general? And he's married with kids? Don't even, don't even start with me. Dude, what is going on with his family? It's a little bit of love. Oh, is it too much to ask? Is it too much to ask that we just have a little bit of love?

Oh, it's all we need in the world is love.