Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 265 | Is BMI Fat Shaming?, Bill Cosby Tweets, & Trump Toilets
Episode Date: December 10, 2019Don't worry the show is not political, but we do talk about Trump Toilet issues. In 2019 we are fat shaming and this time we are using the BMI Chart. What do you think is the BMI chart some form of fa...t shaming? Careful if you have a FitBit because you could be tracked and get caught cheating. Don't forget to support the show by subscribing to Chewing The Fat with Jeffy Fisher https://www.theblaze.com/podcasts/chewing-the-fat-with-jeff-fisher Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Resolution, impeaching Donald John Trump,
president of the United States for high crimes and misdemeanors.
Resolved that Donald J. Trump,
president of the United States,
is impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors,
and that the following articles of impeachment be exhibited to the United States Senate.
What are you doing?
They issued two articles of impeachment today.
Top stories.
Believe that's a little bit out of your field.
Articles of impeachment exhibited by the House of Representatives.
Violation complete.
I thought Donald Trump was in the wrong, but you were more wrong that Donald Trump is.
The Constitution provides.
I believe you do know what that means.
It means you're too political right now.
I haven't put this soft music that I didn't want to...
All I'm saying is Article 1 was abuse of power.
Violation.
Again, you're violating more of the law than Donald Trump is right now.
Because I thought this was in no political zone.
You know we're not going to talk about the stupid articles of impeachment.
Holy cow.
This is just agonizing.
And it's still...
You know what I think?
I think people are talking about it.
People are talking about it to the extent that they are saying to themselves,
can it just be over with?
Can it just be over with?
It doesn't feel that way.
All the network's ratings are through the roof,
the basement roof.
How's our rating?
Nobody's watching.
How's our rating?
Our rating?
Yeah.
Through the roof, the other roof.
Hello.
Subscribership.
Thank you to chewing the fat.
Yes.
Nice.
Yes, we lost a couple yesterday, though.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
We lost a couple yesterday because you broke the story.
Sad, I know we lost them.
Why did we lose?
Well, you broke the story yesterday that even though you subscribe on your phone,
multiple platforms that it only counts as one.
I don't think that's breaking news.
That's breaking news.
No, no, no.
People knew that already.
People knew that already.
I guarantee we lost about three or four subscribers.
people, yeah.
Dave.
Yeah, no, I was more talking about the Texas, Irving Texas people.
Oh, okay.
On a Samsung phone that had about 10 platforms subscribed to.
No, I didn't say me.
I just.
You're the only one in this room with a Samsung phone.
Oh, well, I don't know.
The United States, President Donald J. Trump.
He said Friday.
I don't know I'm not talking about the impeachment anymore, but we are going to talk a little
bit about what the president is doing, that he wants to relax water-saving regulations.
for toilets, sinks, and showers.
And I'm for this 100%.
According to President Trump,
people are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once.
They end up using more water.
Now, he was talking to business owners about their comments.
He was a small business roundtable at the White House.
And he said, they're common sense steps to end overregulation.
And the EPA, they're looking at it.
Looking into that, because it was,
they're looking into it very strongly at my suggestion.
I mean, how long has it been since the 90s, right?
The use of low...
Situation where we're looking very strongly at sinks and showers
and other elements of bathrooms
where you turn the faucet on in areas
where there's tremendous amounts of water,
where the water rushes out to sea
because you could never handle it.
Right.
And you don't get any water.
You turn on the faucet.
I want that faucets.
They take a shower and water comes dripping out.
It's dripping out, very quietly dripping.
People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times,
as opposed to once.
They end up using more water.
Right.
So EPA is looking at that very strongly at my suggestion.
You go into a new building or a new house or new home
and they have standards on where you don't get water.
You can't wash your hands practically
the water comes out of the faucet.
Amen.
No, don't cut them on.
It takes you much longer to wash your hands.
Right.
You end up using the same amount of water.
Thank you.
So we're looking at very seriously at opening up the standard.
And there may be some areas where we'll go the other route,
desert areas.
For the most part, you have many states where they have so much water that it comes down.
It's called rain.
I love this, man.
We're going to be opening up that, I believe, and we're
looking at changing the standards very soon.
Thank you.
It's called rain.
We get water.
It's called rain.
I mean, he's right.
I literally love this man.
And by the way, if he comes up with a trump toilet and Trump sink, I'm buying it.
Because I know it's going to come a sea.
When this all started and we were having water shortages, I was living in Florida and they were
telling us to put bricks in our tanks.
Why?
To displace the amount of water in our tanks that we used.
use when you flush, you put a brick in your tank.
Inside your tank. So it's less
water that fills up your tank. Oh, so because
you're okay, got it, got it. So you're using
less water when you flush. They
you know, we have to, then they went to
the, you know, the new toilets.
We're on low flow.
The showers. Drip, drip, drip, drip. They come
out very softly.
And we're also in the Seinfeld episode about the low
floor showers. Look,
I am 100% for
what the man is talking about there. Let's
relax those regulations. Yeah.
Now, I will say this, don't talk to me.
Don't do it.
I see the way you're looking at me.
Right now I can feel it through the podcast listening platform that you're using.
You can feel it.
You're looking at me like, what about water shortages?
There's water shortages.
Shut up.
Well, on top of.
Shut up.
Chris Cruz telling you to shut up because I would never tell you to shut up.
Shut up.
I might tell you to stop speaking.
Oh, because that's better than shut up.
Yes, it's more polite.
Is it?
Yeah, it's more polite.
Just stop speaking.
Just stop.
The same people that are telling you, oh, there's a water shortage.
And we've got to do something about this.
We've got to have these regulations.
We've got to have people use less water.
We've got to regulate the amount of the use of water that people are using in their neighborhoods
and in their homes.
These are the same people that are okaying, that are signing off.
on. Yep, go ahead.
The building of apartment complexes
on land that would
maybe house
200. 100 houses, maybe we'll
say, maybe land that would even just say
200 houses. I'll give you 200.
I'll give you a land that would house
200 houses.
You know, if you tied them up with no yards
like they do. Well, like they do.
Yes. Okay, so you turn,
they put build apartment complexes
where 5 or 600
apartments are on it. I feel like this is
and home pretty close. Are you kidding me?
Are you talking about the new apartment?
I'm talking about every apartment
every time I drive past a place
in this, in this Godforsaken state of Texas.
That home. They're building apartment complexes
that are housing hundreds of apartments.
But not just housing people.
Housing old people. Did you see the one that is
just for the old people?
Well, I mean, so?
They need more flushing. You know that prune juice
and that...
Actually, they need.
low flow. No, they do not.
They do need low flow in the old folks because they're
using, I mean, they're going more
so it's more times that they've flushed
so they need less amount every time they flush.
I'm with that low flow at the old folks home.
Because odds are
they're not producing enough content
to need a larger flush.
Oh, the DSDR. Now they're producing content,
they're producing content, but they're not
producing the gravity of content that you
need for more water.
Like a five pounder.
They're producing, you know.
Give me some poundage.
They're producing.
They're producing.
You're giving poundage or ounces.
Yeah, let's say you produce eight to 10 ounces a hundred times a day.
Okay.
Of content.
Whereas some homes may produce two or three pounds of content a couple of times a day.
Well, those houses would need larger flow.
The Trump, the Trump version of the toilet.
The people producing the 8 to 12 ounces of content
50 times a day
because you use low flow.
Now you're using the same amount of water.
You just equal in it out a little bit.
Don't talk to me about the water shortages.
I can't.
I can't take the cities telling me
that I have to conserve water and there's a water shortage.
If that's true, and I'll give you,
that it's possible that it's true
because we're using massive amounts of water
in all cities across America.
I get it.
But if that's true,
stop building the apartment complexes then.
Where old people are going to live in the young whippersnappers?
They can live with the old people.
They can all live together.
It's a wonderful thing.
It's called family.
Now believe me,
they move in.
Okay, so it's after Thanksgiving.
We've all started to de-blote a little bit.
No, no, I mean, the Thanksgiving came and we all went,
and now it's been a week or so,
and we're all like, like, oh, you're trying to come.
down a little bit.
You're trying to eat a little bit last.
Just 10?
10.
You had a sad Thanksgiving, man.
What did you like?
10 pounds.
Stop.
10 pounds is a lot, Jeffrey.
10 pounds is a weekend.
10 pounds, that takes you at least a minimum of a month and a half to lose.
So, no.
Yes.
Two to five pounds a week.
You can lose on a regular change your diet lifestyle plan.
Two to five pounds a week.
A month and a half.
It's only a couple of weeks.
So a month and a half.
A couple of weeks.
Now if you hardcore it and do like some of us,
you know,
intermittent fasting and take care of things like that.
I'm going to start doing that intermittent fasting.
You can drive it like that.
I was starting to almost be a fan, actually.
I've been reading up on a lot.
Yeah, me too.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
It's pretty cool.
It's a pretty cool concept, though.
It starts with you eat.
Is it 12 or 8?
Well, it depends.
There's different plans.
Okay.
The one I was reading is you eat in eight hours.
then you fast for 12.
Right.
And then you repeat it, you know.
So you kind of got, you have to kind of.
Well, 8 and 12 would be 22.
So did you give up a couple of hours in there for just the hell of it?
Yes, because it restarts again on the 8th.
I'm not doing it 24 hours.
I know there's 20 hours.
Which is why you have to kind of like time it out where like you're eating.
You're eight for eight hours.
You're fasted for 12 hours.
You still have two hours that you miss there for the day.
That's my bathroom break.
I'm getting low flow toilets for that bro
If you're eating for eight hours
You may not want low flow actually
No you want the Trump flow
Make sure you have my housewarming gift close by
Could be an issue
The plunger
Yes thank you
All right so
In today's world
What started to be thinking about this is you were telling me
The tweet that you had
That asked you about the BMI
Yeah this is semi-viral tweet
whatever, okay.
Yeah, saying,
check yourself before you wreck yourself
and is a table with a BMI's.
Okay.
And look, the BMI scale is stupid.
It's dumb.
It's the most idiotic, racist,
misogynistic thing in the world.
Just to be clear,
every fat person in America
believes the BMI is absolutely agonizing.
It's ridiculous.
It's stupid.
There's no way.
Every person who is inside the BMI who is healthy and strong.
Yeah, you have to live by that.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
You don't know what to be in my...
Shut up!
Wow.
You shouldn't be obese like you are.
Well, the categories are normal, overweight, obesity and severe obesity.
And I'm sorry.
It is 2019.
Americans are bigger now.
There's no such thing as...
Presidents are saying get rid of the low-flow toilets.
There's no such thing in 2019 as an overweight person, obesity, severe obesity.
Well, that's kind of true.
Because Victoria's Secret now got fat models.
Yep.
Which is upsetting.
Now we have tranny models.
Now we have plus size models, which I'm so sorry.
If you're plus size, you're not a model.
I love you and all.
And I'm so happy that you're so confident.
Too and the fat does not agree with this comments from Chris Cruz at all.
That is, wow.
I'm so happy for you to be so confident that you're willing to show your body with the rolls and rolls on rolls.
Now you're trying to make up for yourself.
But you're not a model.
So that Instagram models are not a model either.
You know, for you to be a model, you either go to Tara Banks, you go to Maxim, you go to Playboy, you go to Victoria's Secret.
And those are the only models.
You can't be an Instagram model?
No, you can't have an Instagram model.
Absolutely not.
I do disagree with that 100%.
But you go on.
You go on with your little BMI tweet.
Anyways.
So you commented out of this tweet.
I did a quote tweet saying fat shaming in 2019.
Which is...
In 2019 standards, that is fat-shamed.
Absolutely.
And it's a legitimate question.
Like, I mean, we're all supposed to be woke.
Exactly.
Everybody's supposed to be all-inclusive.
And everybody's okay.
And that's just the way it is.
And if you're making me watch plus-size models on the Victoria's Secret...
Yes. Don't freaking worry about my BMI.
Thank you.
And by the way, just because the doctor says,
oh hey you are
you're obese
doesn't mean you're obese
I mean there are people like me
then the husky
the one category that's not in that list
is athletically overweight
yeah what does that fall on there
it falls before obese
also between overweight and obese
athletically overweight
okay got it and so
people you know the doctor may think
say if it's for an example me
and the doctor says,
you're obese.
Yeah, but doc, I'm athletically overweight.
I mean, I've told you the story about where he was,
where he was looking away from when he goes,
ooh, you put on a few pounds, putting on some weight.
And I was like, yeah, I've tried to get to 800 pounds.
Come on, man.
And he just stopped.
He stopped writing.
Come on, man.
And he just stopped writing.
And he looked down,
and he looked back at me and he went,
good luck with that.
And he finished that.
This is America.
Thank you.
This is America.
Thank you.
People forgetting that this is America and I could be 10,000 pounds if I want to.
Thank you.
But are you, according to BMI, obese?
I am, yes, I'm obese.
I'm obese.
Wow.
Because according to them, at 5-9, I'm supposed to be between 128 to 162.
And you're right there.
163, 164?
Yeah, I'm at, let's put it.
I'm in the 200s.
Ooh.
Don't move.
Oh, we're woke.
I mean, who like, what are you?
You fat shaming me!
I'm fat-shaming you.
Yes, that's me.
Here, big boy, where are you at?
How tall are you?
I'm obese.
Okay.
I already said that.
I'm not ashamed of my...
It's funny.
I believe it should be under athletically overweight.
One of our listeners, I love them.
I love...
Our listeners, they took the joke.
Thank you.
And they were like, oh, blah, blah.
But one of our listeners said,
I'm six-nine in order for me to get at the gold weight
to have to cut some of my limbs.
And believe me,
I know.
I'm well aware of cutting limbs off to lose weight.
And it's so hard.
It's such a hard thing.
It is.
It is.
And so I feel like this BMI was created by skinny people.
Too fat-shamed people.
Absolutely was.
I agree with that.
100%.
Because that's one of the rules they use in the military,
the BMI chart.
And I hated that chart.
Well,
the military,
you were right there.
I mean,
you were in shape.
You were,
you were one.
I was still.
I was,
You're 160 right there, right there at the 150.
$200.
I never got under $200.
Yeah.
What the hell?
I'm being open with you right now.
So you got a Fitbit?
Do you have a Fitbit?
I do not.
Mr. I've got technology and cameras and everything in my world.
Well, I don't have a FitBase because it's not owned by Apple.
I tried to get a Fitbit.
But now Fitbit got acquired by Google.
Right.
And, mm.
Oh, I can only have one company
Searching into my life rather than two.
Apple.
Okay.
Well, I love the reporter, the NFL network reporter,
Jay Slater, who talked about
Who is now her ex-boyfriend.
She found out that he was cheating on her,
thanks to the Fitbit.
Nice.
That's a good...
Right?
Hack.
That's a good life hack.
But, I mean, it was, look,
she said that he
got them the first thing,
Fitbits.
Now this came about because people were tweeting about the stupid Peloton commercial.
Which is not a bad commercial.
Shut up.
No, it isn't.
But it's 2019, so they were fat shaming the chick.
That was not even fat.
And angry at the husband for fat shaming the wife that he wasn't doing.
He was just...
She wanted the damn Peloton bike.
Anyway, and we covered that.
The world has covered that.
And I cannot believe that it's still a thing.
She got a new ad?
I did.
With...
Deadpool.
What's his face?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brian Reynolds.
Yeah, and who was the gin married to a, my girl.
Oh, really?
I love her.
Oh, no, I'm so sorry.
I know.
Oh, I didn't mean to bring him up.
Sorry.
Yeah, Blake married Ryan.
I know.
I've kind of left out in the cold, though.
Are you?
Yeah.
I keep telling her.
I keep writing her letters.
I keep tweeting at her.
I keep sending her pictures.
Blake, I'm here for you.
But that's fine, because she keeps sending her pictures.
Just got talking about the BMI-R.
Wait, what?
So anyway, yeah, she's in the new, the Pelotan Tick has got in the Ryan Reynolds' ad.
And I know, Blake, I think, I think Blake is now taken over for, yeah, Rachel McAdams.
I haven't even talked to my wife about this yet.
Because my wife, I think, still thinks Rachel is my girl.
And she is strong, but Blake lively is, I think she's in front of the race.
I think Blake has taken over.
And look, both of them.
They can fight over me all they want.
I mean, it's embarrassing the way they look at me.
Are they?
Yes, it's embarrassing.
Just embarrassing.
Anyway, so Jane Slater says that her boyfriend gave her the Fitbit,
and they loved it.
They hooked up.
They exercised.
They liked to face, you know, masked each other,
and it was part of their deal.
until she started getting
updates where it's synced up
and was like
physical activity levels
were spiking.
Right!
On the road, NFL reporting,
and the old Fitbit is ticking off saying,
Your other Fitbit is heart rate
as physical activity levels are spiking.
It's 4 a.m.
Oh, I'm just at Orange Theory.
All right.
He was not registered at all right.
Orange Theory for any 4 a.m. classes.
And I'm pretty sure, and I'm not positive about this,
but I'm pretty sure that the Orange Theory classes started 5 a.m.
But what do I know?
So he got busted cheating.
And that was the end of that relationship.
So if you've got a Fitbit, remember,
you're going to take it off.
You aren't lying, take it off.
Big time.
And I would take it off at home and forget it.
Because if you take it off, like, say, in the car,
you're still getting tracked.
True.
The wife is going,
hey, your Fitbit,
you stopped completely moving at all at 4 a.m.
Just get it to someone else.
Right.
So if you have one,
if you could give it to me,
and then when you come back,
I'll give it back to you.
I still say leave it at home.
Oh, I keep forgetting it.
Gosh darn.
Oh, I wish I were to remember my Fitbit.
I'm so sorry, baby.
Until she puts it on your bag and you do not know it.
And then you screwed.
Don't bug me down with facts that could happen like that.
We still have time to email us chewing the fat at the blaze.com and tell us why you want elf on the shelf in your home with your family.
We're giving away four elves to join your family.
Scout elves.
And four elves.
Scout elves.
How I wish I could control the microphone from this room.
You can.
No, yours.
Ooh, look at the time.
Chewing the fat.
at the blaze.com.
We're giving away four elves.
Scott Ells.
And you can tell us why the elf needs to join your home.
You can send pictures of your family.
You keep saying that.
What do you mean?
What do we keep asking for pictures?
I'm just saying you can.
It has backfire.
It has backfires.
That's saying sent them.
I'm saying you could.
Our audience can be a little bit dushy and send pictures that should not be sent over the interwebs.
And who knows, those may be chosen.
You never, you never know, right?
I mean, I'm just saying you can't tell.
Because our choosing committee, you know, we'll,
one of the meeting?
The choosing committee is meeting, we're giving those,
we're giving the elves on Friday, right?
So the choosing committee meets on Thursday.
Ooh, that's a late night.
So, yeah, Thursday's going to be a long night for the choosing committee.
And, you know, so you still have an opportunity.
Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. Tell us why the elf.
Scott Elf should join your home.
Sorry, this guy here is touching my computer and I'm like, why are you touching my computer?
It's very annoying right now.
I mean, I'm just concerned of what you actually mean by touching your computer.
He's literally going through my computer right now.
Again, we're talking about an actual computer or this is just something you call your computer.
He's literally going through my emails right now.
Would you say this guy?
I'm talking about the guy that I'm very scared of
and he's going through my little Cesar's order that I posted yesterday
Why?
Because my email is up
Well, what's his deal?
Tell him to get the hell away.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Doesn't he have a job to do?
And he's trying to do it on my computer.
How about there's a good thing.
There's no other computers in that room.
No, there's no, there's only my computer.
So I didn't mean to distract you because it's distracted me.
Don't forget to subscribe to two in the fat as well.
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Quit freeload.
Just go to the blaze.com slash podcast and click on chewing the fat.
You click on chewing the fat.
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You pick one.
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So you're still technically freeloading.
But we're tracking you now.
For now.
But, you know, you're part of the deal.
We need to track you.
Yeah, we do.
Like the Fitbit.
Yeah.
Thank you.
It's all.
We're all connected.
So, I'll see.
We could talk about,
you talk about my man Bill.
Cosby?
Maybe we'll talk about my man Harvey.
Weinstein?
Are you?
Maybe we can talk about my girl Britney.
Spears?
Let me talk about my girl Madonna.
The singer?
Yes.
I'm going down the list of what I'm going to talk about.
Are you?
I'm just making sure that you get there.
I can just make sure you know who you're talking about.
Well, you were absolutely correct on each one of those.
Chris, congratulations.
Wow.
Right, come on down.
You guess the names of the people we're going to talk about in this next segment.
What they get, Bill?
Bill Cosby, come on down.
Harvey Weinstein, come on down.
Ooh, hold the guardrail.
Don't trip.
She has a Hillary.
Britney Spears, come on down.
Ooh, take your medication and cover up the black eyes.
And Madonna hits your blood transfuse and come on down.
Down to, yes.
Chris has some questions to ask you.
So Bill Cosby made the news on Black Friday.
You racist.
I know.
Well, he was tweeting.
He was tweeting about Black Friday big time.
You know, on his one tweet,
it's Black Friday, so let's spend our dollars with Black Press USA
and all black media outlets.
That propel the truth and the facts.
Not fake news.
The truth is in the pudding.
Ah, ha, get it.
The pudding.
This week, Black Press.
U.S.A. proved its power and relevance to the world.
And he gives a link to blackpressu.com.
Bill Cosby spoke from prison and the whole world listened article.
And then he tweeted, no longer should we succumb to the fear of many mainstream media outlets like Associated Press, CNN, NBC, New York Times, Washington Post, and radar online just to name a few.
Looks like Trump got his Twitter.
Black Friday.
Plus black people equal black press USA.
invest in black press.
Hashtag black press equals truth.
Hashtag black press equals facts.
How much did he get paid for this?
Bill.
And I feel like this is illegal.
Relax.
Is he in jail?
Yes, he is.
And why are we giving him a Twitter account?
And by the way, you know what?
Did not see this tree because that freaking Bill Cosby has been blocked on Twitter.
He does?
Yes.
I'm shadow banned by Bill, so he's a shadow band of me.
Does he really have you blocked?
Yeah, he has me blocked.
I got to see if Bill Cosby.
Because I call them a pedophile or rapist.
Well, A, he's not a pedophile.
So it was the rapist one.
I call him a rapist and literally moments later blocked.
Well, you deserve it for calling him that.
That's what the news were calling him.
So I just, I should know.
They're blocked too, all right?
You blocked?
No, I don't think so.
Just not come up of these stupid stories about Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby Twitter.
B-I-L-C.
No, not Bill Clinton.
Oh.
Not Bill Cotton.
No, not Bill.
Bill, Bill Cosby, there he is with the blue checkmark.
Bill Cosby with the checkmark.
And survey says,
and the survey says I'm not blocked.
Oh, call him a rapist.
See what happens.
I don't want to use to know.
I just want to see if that's what happened.
I don't want him to block me.
So like you follow him.
I are friends.
You don't follow him.
I sure, look at this. Bill, and oh, Bill follows me too.
No, he does not follow you.
Bill Cosby follows me as well.
He follows six people, and one of them is Jeffrey JFR.
One of them is TCM, Turner Classic Movies.
One of them is Sesame Street.
One of them is Malcolm Jamal Warner, of course, who's doing a great job, and he's in a new TV show.
Is it The Resident or I think it is The Resident, right?
I like his character in there.
Sinbad.
I love Sinbad.
Simbad is great.
Fantastic.
He follows ESPN and he follows PBS and Jeffrey JFR.
No Barack Obama?
No Barack Obama.
He doesn't like Barack Obama.
Oh, he doesn't?
I thought he was black.
I mean, maybe now?
You know, maybe now after his Black Friday black tweets craziness?
By the way, that is a lot of black talk in one.
How many tweets do he take to do all that?
Now, that's a couple.
Okay.
Okay.
Now, in other news,
Tuesday, if you're listening to this live,
the 10th of December, 2019,
Wednesday, you know, yesterday.
Yeah, we recorded it on Wednesday.
So if you're listening live,
you know that a Pennsylvania court denied Bill Cosby's appeal
to his sexual assault conviction.
Yeah, rapes.
And leaving in place a three to ten year.
Guilty, Guilty, Guilty, county.
I know.
Wow.
Sorry, Bill.
You got to stay in jail, bro.
Wife's not coming to visit you.
You're going to have to mentor all the prisoners.
I mean, he's just turning into a prison mentor now.
Good for him.
Everybody leaves him alone.
Everybody thinks he's the, you know.
Well, he is the.
He is the.
He is the.
He is the.
Nobody's messing with Bill, man.
Are you really going to send the freaking Cholo to mess with Bill?
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
In fact, Cholo's going to mess with you.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
No way.
That's royalty.
is right prison royalty right there absolutely that's so sad though think about it bill
Cosby went from fame to prison royalty right next to El Chapo and possibly Harvey
Weinstein okay well now you're putting this drug kingpin hey drug a kingpin hey if you
ask those university kids that were asked about who's worse you know Hitler or
Trump I bet you to put Bill Cosby right next to El Chapo
They probably would, actually.
Because me-toed.
They probably would.
So then we had Harvey Weinstein show up back in jail.
You showed up because he was being carried most of the time.
Look, here's the deal.
I was thinking about this.
Okay, so he's limping and he could barely walk.
That was not limping, Jeffrey.
Yeah, I was limping.
He's lippin.
He's got like a bad knee, bad knee, bad ankle.
I don't know what's, that rehab that he went to?
No, I'm telling you.
I'll tell you what happened.
Okay, okay.
Go for it.
I'll tell you exactly what happened.
All right, here we go.
This is why people listen to
Chewendo F out right now.
I will tell you exactly what happened to Harvey Weinstein.
What happened to Harvey Weinstein?
So Harvey is what, 66, 67 now?
Something like that?
He's in this high 60s.
So this has been going on for what?
Four?
Five years?
Something like that, me too.
Almost four.
Something like that?
I mean, the Harvey Weinstein was taken down
four or five years ago right now.
He was taken down like three years ago.
So,
and he's been in house arrest out on bail
for all this time with all these cases going
on and he shows up. Now, he had to show up because he violated his bail conditions with his
mishandling of his electronic ankle monitor. And sometimes he would go unaccounted for for hours
at a time. And the attorney is like, oh, please, he keeps his ankle bracelet activated. It's just
technical glitches. And now some dead batteries. You know, sometimes things get, one thing leads to
another. And Harvey just, you know, it's the whole.
Michael Mike's fine. Don't worry about it. I mean, really,
is he going anywhere that it's not? From the looks of those videos,
I don't think he can make it to the bathroom without help.
So believe me when I tell you, I understand the struggle of walking.
Oh, do you? I do. I do. I got a minute. I have one knee replacement. I'm looking at another one soon. I mean, I get it.
but I'm telling you right now
that for a number of years
Harvey masked his pain
with using drugs and traveling the world
I mean he was
makes sense
it was
he was the world the world
and he wasn't on the spotlight like he is now
right he was on the spotlight from
ivory tower suit tight
drugged up right
now I'm on the spotlight
he's not traveling the world
He's got no drug connections.
He's body.
He's dead.
Don't put Harvey with Jeffrey Epstein.
Now you're pissed to me off.
All right.
Now you don't, don't do it.
Don't do it.
We've got to get to the other Epstein story too with the banana artwork too.
Tremendous story.
That was an Epstein banana?
I'll get to it.
I'll talk about the banana in Florida.
But Harvey is just struggling, man.
He's had to kick the habit.
He's not doing any kind of drugs anymore other than, you know,
prescription meds that he gets,
but he's not getting anything like he used to get,
you know, street-level,
street-level goodness.
Like I said, Epton is dead.
And so, when he's got to,
when he's got to go out and,
when he's got to go out and walk around a little bit,
who,
oof, not a good thing.
You saw him grab the guardrail.
He wasn't carried down the stairs.
Get your hands off me.
I'm going to walk down the stairs with the guard.
Oh, he was almost carried.
But, I mean, he looked rough, man.
He looked rough.
And nobody believed him.
Everybody's like, oh, look, I'm trying to be,
look, my bad, sad, like he just wants to go to jail.
He's out of bail.
I don't know if you know that or not.
Wait, what?
He's out on bail, yeah.
Are you sure?
They're not leading him back to prison.
Don't bug me that.
The trial hasn't started yet.
He's not been found guilty, although he has been found guilty.
I don't even know why we're going through the sham of a...
This is America?
Yeah, I know.
So we've got to go through the sham of a trial.
I mean, he's already guilty.
The world has already said he's guilty.
He's lost everything.
thing, poor guy.
Oh, sure.
Now I call Harvey Weinstein,
poor guy.
You tell me to wrap up.
Okay, fine.
Whatever.
Whatever, Harvey Hater.
So I didn't get to Madonna.
We found out, you know,
she's struggling with her tour.
She's concerned that people aren't showing up to her concerts.
Is she doing, like, intimate settings now?
Well, she went to smaller venues.
Yeah, intimate setting.
And they're still not showing up.
Oh, okay.
I mean, the last story last week was that tickets were,
she had some tickets available in the VIP tickets.
Okay, yeah.
She had some tickets available in the mid-level.
Okay, then yeah.
And she had some tickets available in the smaller level.
So there were pretty much tickets available at all the shows, yeah.
And she was concerned that, you know, people weren't buying and coming to see her anymore.
She's been, she's canceled shows.
Well, she canceled the whole show because she had, you know, she injured herself.
Isn't there a guy suing her?
The guy, she can't, she's the one guy in Florida is suing her because she shows up late.
her shows are supposed to start at eight
they don't now she's changed
it she's changed it she doesn't show up till 10 or
1030 and that's the one
that's suitor in Florida because she changed it
the original tickets said the show was going to be
at 8 o'clock so the guy's going to take
his daughters or whatever and they're going to go to the show
right and she changed it to like
1030 and he's like no
no I can't
there's a curfew in the city I live
in I can't take my daughters
and 1030 I'm not even going to be home till after
12 or 1230
I'm sorry.
I need you to go back to there's a surf curfew.
Four kids under 18.
They're not supposed to be out.
This is America.
Oh, my guys.
This is just,
America's getting out of control.
I do not recognize my country anymore.
So now the story is about her getting her blood drawn,
mixed with ozone gas,
and put back in her with the IV drip for her rehab.
I am a fan.
I want that to happen to me right now.
I want to have my blood drawn.
Okay.
mixed with ozone gas.
Okay.
That's almost as good
as my oxygen therapy tank that I want.
And that's supposed to make her feel better?
Yes.
Okay.
Heal faster,
build her up stronger.
Yes, I want that.
Is she to improve back?
If Madonna could do it?
Nope.
I could do it.
Absolutely not.
If Madonna could do it,
I can do it?
I'm not going to even say,
can I quote you on that
because like that's not possible.
What do you mean?
Well, Madonna does,
you cannot do.
Oh my gosh.
One thing Madonna does it.
I can't do.
Dance.
I can dance, my friend.
Sing.
I could sing.
Perform.
Let's move it on the show.
I can.
Perform!
Have you watched this network?
Sell CDs?
Okay, well, she sold a few that I haven't.
But I haven't created any that I...
Sell out venues?
Not in a long time.
But hey, did you ever sell out a venue?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes, I have.
Then I'll take it back.
Yeah, I want to apologize.
Thank you.
Then you are the Madonna of...
Thank you.
The Blaze.
podcast.
Madonna could do it, so could I.
Can I quote you on that?
Yes.
Okay.
We'll talk about Britney Spears for a minute.
Now, we talked a while ago.
You should drop another baby?
Week or two, how I'm a fan of Brittany, right?
I've been a fan of Britney.
She's trailer park trash.
You follow her, right?
Is this the one that you say you follow?
Yeah.
On Instagram.
Yeah.
I like Britney.
Because she's always been a little,
and she's still.
She dropped the kid and shave her head.
And now she's even getting, she's, I think the medication we need to change the medication
for Britney.
Is she on Alec Baldwin medication now?
Yes.
I mean, yes, she's worse than Alec.
I mean, she's been on, right?
She's got, she can't even take care of her own money.
I mean, she's on a conservatorship.
Yeah, we learned that, yeah.
So now, and she always posts videos on her Instagram
where she's changing clothes and spinning and dressing and everything.
She's dancing, doing her exercises and stuff.
She looks great, right?
She's been on a world tour.
She's the Vegas thing, but she's still, you know, on some serious meds
to take care of her little, you know, mental issues that she has.
Now, I don't think you have any issues, Brittany.
I'm a fan.
Wait, she's a podcast listener?
Yes, she is.
Oh,
yes, hello, Brittany listens to it the fan.
Oh my God, that he's.
She's a CTF influencer.
Oh, my gosh.
Thank you.
Thank you.
She is a CTF influencer for sure.
And so now she just posted a video
the other day, though,
where she's spinning around doing the Britney spin,
changing clothes and stuff.
Okay.
She's slowing down?
Take the meds, man.
Take the meds.
I'm telling you, you know how people
tell you know you start feeling good
and you don't have to take the meds
and then you go off your meds and you go off the deep end again
that's what's happening.
Somebody needs to get to her and take your meds.
She's got big dark makeup circles
under her eyes.
She's spinning around the dresses
kind of off her shoulder
not how it's supposed to be.
I give you maybe the dress is supposed to be the look
with off the shoulder.
Maybe that's the look
but the hair isn't done right
and she's got circles under her eyes
and...
What is this, Jeffie?
This is like, psycho.
Just take...
Brit, get back on the meds, man.
Get back on the meds,
is all I'm saying.
She does...
I mean, this is what she does.
No.
No.
That's what she does,
she does that dubbies.
She might be doing it now, but no.
I'm just saying...
Britt.
I'm just saying, Britt.
Britt.
As a fan, as a fan.
as a fan
start taking your meds again
don't stop taking your meds
all right so I told you I was going to talk about
the you know the Jeffrey Epstein
banana story so over the weekend
they had the big art show
that was going on in Miami
and Madonna's daughter
speaking of Madonna was there too
Madonna's daughter performed there
and she did an orgy scene and the whole thing
yeah I know don't look like that
the apple or the banana doesn't fall far from the tree
Anyway, so the banana, there's an artwork, piece of artwork, a banana duct tape to the wall.
All right?
Gets $120,000 for this artwork.
Okay, really, are we spending $120,000 on banana duct tape artwork?
Absolutely.
No.
All that is is money laundering from El Chapo.
Just don't even start with me.
It's all connected.
Don't, thank you.
It's all, it was one big picture.
But so now they got, now a comedian shows up and videotapeer.
himself eating the banana.
He walks up, rips the banana off the wall with the duct tape,
and then eats the banana, right?
So I'm pretty sure that's all part of the deal, right?
Because even the head of the art gallery is like, whoa, do what?
What?
Don't.
And, you know, they don't arrest that guy or anything.
So it's all, and he's being filmed.
He does get kicked out by security.
But, yeah, but he doesn't get arrested.
He didn't do anything wrong.
He destroyed artwork?
Yeah, he did do something wrong.
He ate a banana.
He destroyed.
Just because you called this banana
It doesn't matter
It doesn't matter
He destroyed artwork
No Jeffrey I'm sorry
I'm the same one in this conversation
So then later
Later where the wall
Where the banana was
This guy goes in
And in red paint or lipstick
writes Epstein didn't kill himself
On the wall
He gets arrested
Now that one I'll pay $120,000
Come on
Yes
He gets arrested for that
No don't don't
I thought this was a
America. I thought this is a
longer recognize my country. Thank you.
Thank you. You know what?
I'm beginning to agree with you. I don't
I don't recognize my country anymore
either. Brittany though,
seriously, one last thought, man.
Take your meds, baby.
Take your meds.
Download and subscribe to more
content at theblease.com
slash podcasts. So you know how much
I love truckers and I mean,
truckers run America.
No, I believe that wholeheartedly.
When you're out on the road and driving around and looking around, truckers run America, period.
And I got this sent to me, and I didn't even realize it had happened, but a company, the Celadon company, is completely shut down.
Like 4,000 jobs gone.
Have a nice day.
They file for bankruptcy.
And what they do is they deliver goods.
They're selling down.
They're truckers.
Guys are left stranded around the country this past week, trying to find work, trying to wonder if they have to
return where to return the trucks from uh they talked about uh he was one one and i'm the one of
the story and i'm sure there were more but he's waiting at a truck stop waiting to uh because he's
waiting to deliver goods from celadon uh waiting for the company just give it the okay with the credit
card to fill the truck up um good luck now sellodon says hey you're going to get information and uh you know
we'll see what happens.
But, I mean, amazing.
They just shut it down.
Have a nice day.
Apparently, two former executives,
days before the bankruptcy was filed,
arrested on multiple counts of conspiracy
to commit wire and securities fraud,
and conspiracy to make false statements
to sell it on accountants and falsify records.
So they're just deep.
pocketed a bunch of money.
And Seldon was like,
okay, we're shutting her down.
Now they filed for Chapter 11,
citing $427 million in assets
and $391 million in debt
as of December 2nd.
But you're leaving
truckers out in the country.
I hope most of them are back home by now.
This was a week ago.
They were waiting to hear from the CEO of Salladon.
So, you know,
if you're a company that needs truckers,
and someone has been driving for Celadon, I would say hire them,
get them back on the road to keep America strong and vibrant.
This is, it's too bad.
It's too bad that a company like that would go down that fast and that hard.
I'm surprised that they would, I mean, this has got to be,
they've been not paying people, right?
It's got to be they weren't paying money and they were just sliding the money into their own accounts.
And they were letting some bills go on paid until finally someone in the accounting office went,
I thought you told me you paid Joe.
Oh, we did.
It was fine, fine.
Joe's here in the lobby and says he wants his money.
I don't.
I'll take care of it.
I'll take care of it.
So they're running their own pyramid scheme at the, at the, at the, at the, at the,
Celadon trucker company, bad.
He's trying to get everybody paid off.
So maybe, you know, filing for Chapter 11 was the only way out of it.
I'd be fascinated if one of you, one of the drivers for Celadon,
who's hopefully not still stranded out there,
can contact us here at Chewing the Fat.
Either email me at Chewing the Fat at Theblaze.com,
or I got this through my messenger on Facebook,
or you can call 88889033.
And if someone answers the phone,
just say, hey, this is a driver from Celadon.
I'm stuck out here and I need to talk to chewing the fat.
And then they'll either hang up on you or they'll put you on hold.
But one or the other will happen and we'll take care of it.
Also, congratulations are in order.
And I apologize for not getting to this congratulatory comment before now.
The 2019 Sports Illustrated Sports Person of the Year.
Megan.
Rapino.
Is it Rapino or Rapino?
Rapino
Rapino
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I was sorry to take
take two
congratulations
are in order
for and I apologize
for not getting
to this
congratulatory
comment
before now
the 2019
Sports Illustrated
Sports Person of the year
Megan Rapino
is it Rapino
or Rapino
it's almost like I said it
again in the same exact way
Megan Rapino
congratulations
Congratulations for being the sports person of the year.
A more douchy person could not have won this award.
I mean, come on.
Really?
Running around the country,
hollering about you deserve this,
you deserve this,
and equal pay, an equal pay,
knowing, knowing that it's all a lie.
You may deserve it,
and you may have done a great job on the soccer field,
but the rest of your comments are all
Congratulations
Congratulations to Meggin.
Also, did you see where
the new L-word
is coming back on?
Remember where the original L-word came on
in 2004?
Cutting-edge lesbian show in 2004?
I mean, who didn't watch it?
Who among us didn't watch it?
Raise your hands.
Nobody raises their hands.
That's what I thought.
Everybody in the other room raised their hands.
You never saw the L-word?
Really?
You kidding me?
There were some great characters in the L Word.
And then, of course, they were all bummed because it ended in 2009,
and the show creator assumed a number of like-minded shows would rush to take its place.
But for the most part, they haven't.
So surprising.
Huh, there wasn't a bunch of lesbian shows to take its place.
I can't believe it, but it premieres this month, 15 years since the first aired on Showtime.
Once again, it's the only show on TV centered on queer women run by and starring many,
if not exclusively queer women.
So you've got that to look forward to.
I don't know about you, but I can't wait.
Also, I'll remind you again, as we, as we're listening live today on Tuesday,
the 10th of December 2019.
On Thursday, 1212 at 12.
12.
A.m.
There'll be a full moon called the cold moon.
And it's going to peak on 1212 at 1212.
Remember that 12 has a significance when it comes to our relative understanding of space and time.
there are 12 months in a year and our days are split into two groups of 12 hours
this is also the last full moon of the decade
yeah that's right
well it could be just report
you could be scared all right though because you should should be scared
because of that old move
