Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 267 | First Female Navy Seal?, St. John Property Christmas Bonus, & Big Foot is in Oregon

Episode Date: December 12, 2019

Here we go Jeffy is starting strong today with the news you missed while working. Harvey Weinstein is back in court and the judge is not happy due to him having issues with his monitor and forgetting it about 56 times. Is Harvey trying to use his latest medical surgery as a pity party? Texas executes another inmate yesterday and Jeffy goes down the details. Don't forget to subscribe to this show on any platform you like to us.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. In the spirit of Christmas, an 84-year-old New Mexico woman misdialed, meant for a medical supply store, went to an investigator in a district's attorney's office in Albuquerque, New Mexico. You know, the meth cat. I mean, no, never mind. Elbequerque, New Mexico. He's got nothing to do with meth. She needed a new walker. And she left a message.

Now, the medical supply store is just a digit off. Could the man have blown it off and deleted the message? Sure. Could he have called her back and said, Hey, old woman, you called the wrong number. You need a walker, call the other number. This is the wrong number. Yes, he could have.

But no. No, not in the spirit of Christmas. He knew this lady needed a walker. He knew that she wanted to be able to, be mobile as mobile as possible as an 84-year-old woman. So he purchased the Walker, called her back, and delivered the new Walker to her just in time for her to go to her grandson's wedding in Denver.

Merry Christmas. Speaking of Walkers, did you happen to see Harvey Weinstein show up in court? I mean to tell you, last time I told you what the problem was, he was limping and he's missing the high-dose medications. But he came out of court and into court yesterday with the walker. Now, according to reports, he did not want the walker.

His lawyers made him get the walker. And when he walked out, you could tell he was walking a little bit better than he was the other day. Even with the walker, he wasn't limping as bad. Didn't seem too happy about it. But apparently he's having back surgery. soon. So, I mean, he's going to go through anything to get the meds. Well, you know, when you're standing behind the bush for that long, you're back, your back, sir. Yeah. So he,

the judge was not kind to him at all. All right. So he was in court for a couple different reasons. Like they've, they've got a new deal now with some of the, uh, some of the accusers. The company is going to dish out another 25 million. Come on, man. Just shut up and take the money. I mean, it's fascinating, fascinating. And there's some people, we're just, we're disappointed that we're not able to get our day in court. Where were you when it was time? Where were, no, I'm sorry.

Harvey's the dirtbag. You're right. I'm sorry. I don't mean to be. Not yet. He's not been proven guilty, so he's no dirt bag. I got news for you, pal. As said on this show before, he's already guilty.

It's sad but true. I disagree 100%, but he's already guilty. Amazing. So he was in, you know, they also had to raise his bail up because of his, because of his monitor that apparently he's been forgetting to charge. And you got a monitor. You can understand you forget to charge it. You don't put it on when you go places and you forget it. Who among us?

Who among us doesn't go out somewhere and go, oh, I was supposed to put my ankle monitor on. Gosh darn it. I'll remember next time. and so he's been look it was only 56 times it was only 56 times

and what are you going to do right you're out you're already left the house you're going to go back no traffic you've got an appointment dates times you'll get it later

but there's been technical glitches some of the some of the monitoring right so they up his bail and apparently now There's a deal in New York, and I'm trying to, I'm trying to understand the deal.

They have to, they can't, the court can't be the people who take care of the monitors, but they can, so that means that up until they get a legitimate company who is okayed by the state to take care of the monitors, then the judge can't issue the monitors. But the bail company said, hey, we're not giving you the bail money unless you wear the monitor. So the judge, you know, is pissed and, you know, they raised the bail money

and the judge, he tried to do a couple things and the judge was not having any of it. It's just like, the trial's face to begin January 6th. We'll see how my man is doing after back surgery. I hope he's doing well by January 6th. You never know. We lost him, Jeff, you on the table.

You never know. they asked for a postponement and you know they said this is the only time I've asked for it just to make sure and the judge that's a good thing for you

hey okay your honor take it easy I only I only forgot my monitor like 56 times what's your problem I want a new judge

I don't feel like he's going to get I know the right treatment by this judge I know and if I'm his attorneys I'm fighting for that too right we're already, especially after this, it sounds like, you know, sure,

sure Harvey forgot to put the monitor on, 56 times, sure, but it's not really the point, is it? No, I didn't think so. And yesterday, for those of you living in Texas, you may have thought that it was Chris Cruz's new solar hookup that made the lights go out, but no, they executed another man in Huntsville yesterday, left gone. Now, don't look at me like that.

I know they didn't execute him. They gave him the lethal dose. I get it. There was no execution. So maybe it was Chris Cruz's new social hookup. But he was, they gave him the, they gave him the Pino Barbitol.

Yeah, they didn't. Only, no, they didn't use that. So they gave him Pino Barbatol. And he smiled, moused words, and a kiss toward three female friends and two of his attorneys who watched through the window a few feet from him

and then he blurted out whoof-woof and just before taking a couple of quick breaths he snored and it was over he was pronounced dead at 7.26 p.m. 22 minutes after he was given

after the juiced only it was a different kind of juice It wasn't this Yeah, it wasn't that It's a different kind of juice Because he was in there for killing a prison supervisor Well, he was in there for something else And then he killed the prison supervisor

While he was in there And so this is what he got the death penalty for So apparently Huntsville makes shoes For other state inmates And he had scissors That they cut the shoe leather with And the prison supervisor Became friends with a pair of those scissors

thanks to Travis Runnels. And so, yeah, I mean, there were plenty of, there were plenty of correctional officers outside standing in formation waiting for those 22 minutes to end. Yeah. So I apologize, because it wasn't your solar. But it still could have been now, though, really, now that I think about it because it was a different kind of juice,

it wasn't that. So, you know, things went dark in Texas. Blame it on Chris. quick reminder to subscribe to Chewing the Fat you know the podcast that you're listening to right now be a subscriber don't be a free loader that's my new that's the new tagline for the podcast

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So I've got your emails. I've been going through them. Some of you, just let me say some of you, you think you're funny. And you are. you're not getting the help on the show. I told you not to ask for pictures, and you decided to ask for pictures.

I know I said they could send, you know, nice family why they would want the elf. And some of them, you know, didn't, they think they're funny. I also want to put a call out for the trucker

that won the San Bernard last year. I want to know how that San Bernard is doing. The trucker, we send them as San Bernard. You almost believe that you, like you cared. I care, yes. You know,

I mean, it sounds like you care. No, I do care. I mean, no one supports truckers more than we do here on chewing the fat. So, yeah, let's hear about it. Let's hear how the St. Bernard is doing. See how you're doing? I hope you weren't working for Selladon.

I hope you're not stuck at a rest stop something. They're waiting for the gas card to be okay to get home. Trying to maybe he had to sell. Maybe he had to sell the same Bernard to make some cash, put some gas in the truck. I hope that didn't happen. I do not want that to happen. Speaking of listeners with this podcast. I've noticed a trend

And I notice I don't want to make this sound like I'm angry about it Because I'm not I'm angry I'm not angry about it It's just something A trend that I've noticed All right

So we do a podcast Daily You can listen live every day Monday through Friday Don't look at me like you can't listen live Because they can't They're looking at you like This idiot

It's a podcast that gets recorded And then we publish it At 3 central, 4 Eastern Monday to Friday And then if we find some person That decides to tell us their American story That comes out at 6 o'clock in the morning On Saturday

And special, I'm going to be talking to Cam Edwards This weekend As a matter of fact I did I did I did You have a plethora of platforms to pick But we don't have a plethora of American stories

Well, we do. It's just that we don't have a plethora of people that want to get up at 6 a.m. on Saturday. So if you want to listen live at 6 a.m. on Saturday, you can be there. Not possible. That's why they don't want to tell their stories because actually think they have to work up. That's what I'm saying. I know that. I know that.

I know that. And Cam said, sure, because he's that kind of guy. Well, he has a farm. He's up. He's already up milking the goats. You know, collecting eggs from the chickens. So, you know, he's already up. I wonder if he's going to tell you about the goat that he gave away and then they brought him back.

Oh. Chico's back. You can listen to his podcast, a 40 Acres and a Fool. No, 40 Ac on a mule. Mule. Mule. What the hell is the name of the podcast?

It's a fool. You said it right. I said it right. Yeah, you said it right. I know. That's what's a mule. No, it's not 40 acres and a fool. That's stupid.

That's a stupid. So it actually is 40 acres and a fool. Blaze.com slash podcast. Hey, produced by me. So I've noticed a trend. We were doing all this work. And a lot of people are, like, listening, they're binging them. Like, say on a Saturday, you would binge the previous week's work.

And I appreciate that. My producer, however, does not. My producer was very angry. We show up every day here, and you decide to just went to a Saturday, and then just listen to everything, and then text. We're like the Netflix. We're like the Netflix. A podcast.

But it doesn't work that way. It doesn't look good for us. We need them to listen to every single, at least 24 hours. You could be 24 hours behind. Okay, so you should not be seven days behind. Once you get the, you have 24 hours. That even seems like a long time when you say it out loud. Like 12 hours.

Well, they're busy. They're busy people, which is why we told them to raid review five stars, five stars, 20 stars, bad podcast ever. I've never said five stars, 20 stars, best podcast ever, but... Well, they only could do five, so they do five, then they write themselves 20 stars and then best podcasts ever. Don't bug me down with facts. Just review it 20 stars, best podcast ever.

But that's not possible. They just do five stars. I tell you what, now you're pissing me off. Now I'm on the listener's side. So you got 24 hours after you hear the... Boop. Before you hear the next, boop, to listen. You don't get to...

Get, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. And then listen to them all, at your, at your leisure. What the hell are we doing here? I know. It's getting annoyed. Now I think I'm on your side. I think I'm on your side. Watch them all unsubscribe and not listen to anything.

If you do that, that's because of Chris Cruz. That is not because of me. I am on your side. I am on your side. Congratulations are in order, though. The first woman makes it through Navy SEAL officer assessment and selection. Congratulations. A woman has finally made it through it.

She's unidentified for, apparently we don't want to know who she is. Well, you can't. You don't want to know who the Navy SEALs are. But I do. But I do. I want to know. Women have been, you know, they've been permitted to be considered for seal opening since 2016. But no woman has made it through the selection progress.

Didn't a tranny come out of the seals? Yes. A trainee did come out of the seals. Yes, I remember that. Hold on. No. If that's true. We have a training, tranny seal?

Or is it a tranny training seal? I'm asking questions here. That's all I'm doing. So while you're looking that up, because that's, well, he would just, oh no. Kristen Beck, formerly known as Christopher. We can know who that is, though. We can't know the first female, but we can sure as hell know who the first tranny is.

Yes. Kristen Beck, formerly known as Christopher Beck, was a former Green Beret, former Navy SEAL. Oh, former. Yeah. Yeah. He did the thing and then came on and said, I'm a tranny. Okay, so he came out as a, I mean, he went through the whole thing as a male. Yes.

And then now, later on. Oh, okay. Well, that's Kristen. That's fine. Yeah, he became Christian. after leaving the Navy SEALs. Yeah, that's fine. He was from a retired Navy SEAL Team 6 Hero,

who is transgender in... Oh, I got the story. I understand the... Understand it. Came out after. That picture. Beautiful? Like...

Just put a wig on, Jeffrey, and then you look just like her. Him. Hot. I know. Oh, okay, got it. So we may not need a trial in the Senate for this impeachment case, because to find out,

I'm just talking about political. Political. Political violation. I'm just using it as the I wasn't talking about the trial. I'm just that we may not need one

to find out how much Hunter Biden was making from his deal in the Ukraine. Because the mother of his baby demanded that he

admit he was employed as a board member of Brisbane, Ukraine. She demands that he admit how much he was compensated on a monthly basis of new court documents. Right. 47 requests for admission by Biden, most of which

were redacted in those cases. Six repeated requests for Biden's income taxes for 2013 through 2018. She requested that the judge deny the request for him to pay her.

She wants $11,000 legal bill paid. She wants the paternity suit. He is the father of the baby. She wants all the financial records. She wants big money. She wants big money. Well, that's the former vice president's son. Right.

I know. And she's asking for secret service, too. Uh, but not blame her. No, they don't go to grandkids. Uh, if she's running for president. Not to grandkids. It goes to adult. and people that live with the president.

Okay, well, the attorney, well, they're trying to make the case, obviously. Well, yes, yes. The attorneys, what was the, what did they say? The sex of the child has not been released. It's called, whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't want to know. I know. I do.

Let's see. I want to have the financial means of reporting. Now that's include monies received from any source of both parties. The judge wants all of it for, I think, five or six. years. How funny it would be that what takes the Biden down is the stripper with a kid. I know. That is the perfect House of Cards episode. Tell me, Jeffie. Yes, it is. Tell me that's not a House of Card episode right there. It's the prostitute, I'm sorry, the dancer that has a kid of the vice president. Oh my gosh. Call Netflix. She's demanding that he'd pay her.

11 grand in legal fees, child support for their baby. They're arguing for secret service protection. She wants the court to seal the records of the child's identity. Of course. For security reasons for both the baby and her family. The child was born in

August of last year. She even calls Baby Doe. Baby Doe's paternal grandfather, obviously Joe, is seeking a nomination for the Democratic President of the United States of America most likely to win the party's nomination.

Biden's family are protected or eligible to be protected by the United States Secret Service as a direct result of his political status, so they're trying to make that happen. Good luck. Good luck with that. I do now my tax. I want her to

win this case, but my tax dollars better not hit. No, Hunter can pay for that. Yes. Hunter can pay for security. That could be part of the deal. Yeah, you got Burisma money to get some secret agents and security. Here's the legal fees. Here's money for the kid every month and here's money for you to live and security.

Now the only time I will allow the secret service is when we for sure know that Hunter Biden and Biden are like going to jail. And then the key witness is the kid. Then yes, I want that kid protected by the secret service. Why? The Bidens are not the Clintons, man. Another House of Cars episode. I'm just thinking about House of Car's episode.

I'm just thinking about house of cards. I'm thinking the kid is going to get kidnapped, end up in Saudi Arabia, and you have to say, and Jack Ryan over there. I wouldn't say that it's possible, and this is just hypothetical that baby dough just disappears.

And I'm going to have to say Jack Ryan. And now we have Netflix and Hulu fighting for this next TV show. And Amazon too. They're all fighting for. Everybody's fighting for this story. They're like, darn it. This is the best thing.

best storyline ever. I was reminded that we should since we've already done a Christmas show, the Christmas twist here on the Blaze, we should have a new one, get a new one ready to go, the Biden family Christmas. And that might be fun.

That might be fun. I'm playing Hunter. I'm the one going to be smoking the crack. I'll tell you that right now. You know, for the movie, the movie, I'm just acting, acting. One of the largest commercial real estate firms in the mid-Atlantic. St. John Properties. Celebrating the company's goal of developing 20 million square feet of office,

flex RD and D retail and warehouse space in eight states, had their Christmas party. Brought everybody in. And everybody got their annual year-end bonus and other benefits. The company also offers an on-site fitness. business facility, company-owned vehicles for eligible employees, physical therapy, and wellness consultations, as well as access to a financial advisor, right? I mean, tell me you don't want.

Hello. I am in love with St. John Properties. All I want to do is develop some more just for you. I don't care if it's eight states or 10 states or one. Just you and me, St. John Properties, you and me. So they're at their party. And they're all hanging out. They all were giving a little red envelope, told not to open it under a threat of,

I don't know if they threatened that. Boy, it's Jersey. Right? You said this is Jersey? They said, don't open the envelope. So, you know, apparently, no, it's not Jersey. It's in Maryland. It's a Baltimore.

Oh, even worse. So they got rats. So you just grab a bunch of rats. So maybe that's what they were shooting. Yeah, they were shooting at the rats. They were just saying, don't open the red envelope. Oh, sorry we're just shooting at rats. So they're at a big Christmas party.

And they all had their little red envelopes and they were, you know, under the threat of whatever threat they told them. Don't open the, don't open the envelope. Can we just say that we're being nice to you, boy, they were not going to open it? Like, dude, why you got to be? I'm just saying that. You've been a jerk now. How do you stop me from not opening the envelope?

Do not open the envelope. Yeah, no. I'm at the Christmas party. I'm opening it. This is why you're not working for these companies. You're not working for St. John properties. This is exactly why you're going to be a red envelope at a Christmas party. Tell me not to open it.

I'm opening it. You're not going to open it, Jeff Fisher. Oh, God. Unless they say, hey, don't open the red envelope or then I'm going to think twice. If they don't see me. You can open it. They don't see me. Such a jerk, dude.

So the bosses are speaking at the Christmas party. As always, you got to listen to the boss. bosses speak at the Christmas party. Believe me, you've always got to listen to the boss at the Christmas party. I hope they don't bring up dead baby parts like our boss brings every year. No, they actually, they did it. They went a different direction. Oh, they did. They did. And so the bosses spoke, and this was what they had to say. Have hit a major milestone. Oh, nice. We hit this is produced for St. John properties, too. In our portfolio worth $3.5 billion.

And, you know, Larry then turns it over to the boss. Let's let you know what we've hit. Get out up here. This company. Oh. And everybody performs in this company. Stop right there. They really do.

Okay. So that's, that's, that's, that's, I'd say, John. This is his deal, his company, right? So this is what you expect to hear from the bosses. And then you expect to have, thank you. Good night. Enjoy the food. And the free booze.

Get out of here. We had the party. And you already got your bonuses. And Joe, you don't get another car this year. You're sticking with the same car you got. But no, he goes on. And I got to tell you, you're all participating in a bonus based on the number of years of $10 million.

Boom! Okay. So they're breaking up, he's given, he's taking 10 million. And every employee is getting another bonus on top of their regular year end bonus. Right? He's got an extra 10 million in the pot. and he's breaking it up years of service. The average employee received $50,000.

Come on, man. That's not bad. An extra 50. It's like the company, the, that's not bad. The vaping company, what did they do last year? They were given like millions of dollars. That is, you know, everybody gets at least 50 grand. So if you've worked there for a while, I mean, you've got a couple hundred thousand.

That's a good penny. Christmas is going to be a nice Christmas. You're paying off all that debt, bro. You're having a nice Christmas. You said they get access to a financial person, right? Yeah, the wellness consultant. Yeah. Or as well, I mean, the financial advisor.

Yeah, this is part of their deal. I'm going to that guy, I'm like, here's $25,000. Oh, yeah, he's busy. Make that work for me. I want that to be triple by next year. Out of a couple hundred thousand? 25,000. I'm giving him $25,000 just to play on the market.

If you got $200,000, you're only going to give them $25,000? Play that on the market. No. I think you do more than that. Because a lot of these people were saying life-changing. So they either work there for a long time and got more than a couple hundred thousand. And they have to pay stuff too. Or $50,000.

I mean, if $50,000 is a life-changing amount, look, I am a dirt bag. Don't tell me you're going to turn down $50,000. No, I'm not going to turn down. No. Okay. I was going to vote. Over my red envelope. This is only $50,000.

What the hell? March got $100,000. Hey, I've worked here for three years, sir. three years. No, of course not. You're going to say, you know,

thank you. Of course. It's great. That's wonderful. It's a good amount of money. It's not life changing. $50,000 is not life changing. I'm sorry.

I mean, it's just not. It is, Jeff. Don't look at me like that. It is not life changing. You're looking down from I retire right now. I am the farthest thing from an ivory tower.

When you say $50,000 it's not life changing. you're looking down on people from your ivory tower. $50,000 is life-changing when the average income of a household is 30,000. I think the average income of a household is a lot more. Stand by. He's going to piss me.

The average income, I believe, is probably about $38, $39,000, if I remember right? You want to come back to me? My computer's not working right now. Oh, it's not worth broken? Yeah, the internet. I know. Ben, I hate the...

Oh, do I hate the... Dude. Oh, do I hate... Pay the internet. Oh, no, I don't. It takes so long. Average income in America. 60,000, 330.

Is that family, though? That's family. That says the household income. Yeah, that's family. Yeah, that's family. The average income is about 38 grand. 35 grand, something like that, for a single person. Is it, yeah.

Because 60 grand would be a husband and wife. Because in 2018, in 2017, it was 61,400. For families. I know, for household. Household, yeah. Yeah. So, okay, we'll even go with that. We'll go with 60 grand as a household.

I'm sorry, $50,000 is not life-changing. It's great. It's going to take you out of that hole. It's great. And you're going to have some money to put it in the bank, and you're going to be able to pay off the car, maybe. You're going to be able to pay for the kids. You're going to start maybe a couple of trust funds for your kids,

a 10 grand each, still have a little bit of money. It's great. But it's not life-changing. Don't. We're done. We're done. More and more people want to live off the grid. You know that as well as anyone.

Chris Cruz. Oh, yeah. I mean, you want to live off the grid. You do. You want to just cut the cord, man. And no one contact me. He just want to cut the cord. Well, a Michigan tech student wants the same thing.

Good for him. She wants the same. She wants the same thing. Sorry. Wow. What a sexist. It's automatically got to be a man. I know.

I'm so sorry. I blame my Puerto Rican raising. Oh, we will do that, my friend. We will do that. So she decided, you know what? I saw a lot of people doing van life, and I thought it was really cool. Well, here we go. And I thought, I think I could do that.

And I got tired of dealing with landlords. I just started researching it a lot. When it came time to renew my lease, I told the landlord, hey, stick it up your, oh, no, she didn't say that. She just said, I'm not going to renew. So she started. You're like the worst thing that person ever. You always have to go there. Like can you just stop reading between the lines and just give us this stupid story?

You know, that's what she told the landlord. You know it is. She did not stop. They're not going to put that in the story, but that's what she told them. You know it. They know it was. So she buys an old ambulance. Oh, nice.

Right? She's thinking. That is. Just thinking. Big box in the bag? She gets about $4,000 to renovate the old ambulance. Okay. It looks pretty sweet.

Okay. It's actually pretty sweet. Except that. Uh-oh. You're going to bug me down with. facts. That doesn't have a shower. Oh,

YMCA. Well, she parks it, you know, on campus. Okay. So she has access to the campus for showers and stuff. So she's still living okay.

Yeah. She's doing okay. What about toilet? Does she have a toilet? You just hop outside. Well, she's bogged down because it has no shower. So that makes me think that she made a toilet in there.

There's no running water if there's not a shower. That's what I'm saying. So like, why should you not back down because there's no... Well, you get a little... It's just like the old... Nope. Nope.

Nope. Move on. Move on. Absolutely not. This week is being all about the weight of your poop and we're not going to talk about poop right now. I'm not talking about that. I'm just saying in the old days.

We're not going to talk about food. Even at my... You had the overnight pot. No. That's what you had. Fisher. So you wake up in the morning and then you take that outside. It's the way.

That's what happened in real life. Welcome to the real world, my bread. People are listening on the way home and they just puked. They literally just because of an overnight pot? Yes. So the worst thing about where she lives. Uh-oh. The ambulance.

She went to Michigan Tech. Is it cold? Yeah. That's in Houghton Hancock, Michigan, my friend. Okay. I know you're looking at me like, I don't know where that is. I know where Michigan is.

Okay, so here's Michigan. Can you show me in your hand? Here's the state of Michigan. Where's my map? Lower peninsula. Where's my map? Lower peninsula. Okay.

So is that the thumb? The whole thing here is the lower peninsula. Oh, okay, okay. And you have the upper peninsula. Wait, what are you doing? Why does your hand crossing? My one finger has been broken and it won't bend right. So to do it right, I got to hold the finger right.

This hand right here, you can see. This hand was stepped on with cleats at one time. You could see the scars there, and the one finger here is now all screwed up because of that. And this hand. Put that finger there. What are you doing? What's that? Give me the finger.

No, you can't. I can't hold it up like that because you can see the cleat scars on. Okay. And then this hand was slammed with soccer balls when I was coaching soccer. You coach soccer? Yeah. And so at these, this finger, And this finger do not work right.

They don't work right because of that. And I can't, they obviously bend like that, but they can't, they don't do everything they're supposed to do anymore. So here's the, I'll just say, this is a bigger version of the Upper Peninsula. Okay, okay. Houghton Hancock is almost to the top of that.

Oh, so it's cold. You're almost to the Lake Superior up here. Uh, cold doesn't really Measure it Doesn't really do it right I mean that place is The Arctic Yes

Okay gotty got it And it is freaking cold She's on the episode of the Documentary after tomorrow Yes The summertime in Houghton Hancock lasts about A day

Oof baby I mean and that is like that Oh the water's up to 32 degrees Let's go swimming I mean And you are up there ways, man. When you cross into the Upper Peninsula and you hear about Sue St. Marie and the locks and the ships coming through,

Houghton Hancock is on the other. You still got hours of drive. You've got to go through like at least one and maybe two national forests. Then you go still, I mean, even to get to Houghton Hancock. It is freaking, did I mention how cold it was? It was winter. Winter. You see polar bears.

This is actually the part of the state that, remember, Mounted Hancock. do thought was still Wisconsin. Yes. But it's actually Michigan. And really, they're Eupers and we should just give it to Wisconsin. As a, as a, as a, as a, as a, as a Michigander, a lower peninsula. I mean, it's nice to have it. It's nice to say, yeah, that's part of the state.

But yeah, we have people living in ambulances with no toilets and no showers. We don't know the toilet. Stop it. No, we do. How do we know? Because she doesn't have any running water. But does the story say that she's mad, she's sad because there's no toilet? No, she's outside because there's...

Everyone always asked me about showering. Okay, and... Does this I say, toilet somewhere in there? Your Honor? Can you have the witness answer the question? It does not. There we go. But I'd like to say...

Casso Serrado. We're done. Would you advise your attorney to speak in English in this courtroom, please? I feel like this is turning into almost like the eating bugs every few months. about every few months, at least once a year we get a possible Bigfoot sighting. And that keeps all the Bigfoot hunters alive. People still out there hunting Bigfoot. So we got another sighting.

Revealed an ape-like creature in the Oregon forests. And it aired on the travel channel. I didn't get an opportunity to see it yet. I will and I'll let you know if I believe it. The ones that have happened in the past do seem questionable. No. I know.

I know. This is the third of all Bigfoot sightings are reported in the state of Oregon, which makes it, you know, it's prime time. And look, the team that was out there, a primatologist, which I want to be a, I think I want that title. I want to be a primatologist. She's a primatologist. Myra Mayor at the Florida International University, she said that an undiscovered primite

hiding out in the dense Oregon forest is totally within the realm of possibility. Is it? Okay, you know what? She's a primatologist. I don't want to doubt her. I do not want to doubt her. The mouse lemur,

very small, but she still thinks very large primates could hide because remember back in 2001, they discovered, and I say, they she was taking credit for it discovered the uh the new species of mouse the lemur mouse good for her so she said when i went to search uh when i went in search of the western lowland gorillas because of the dense vegetation that they live in the fact that they're not uh habituated and in fact to avoid humans at all costs there were times there were no more than

three feet away from a 450 pound silverback that did know it was there for a good hour to write right right you're two or three feet away from that silverback and you don't even hear a you don't hear anything that's an orangutan of course you'd know an orangutan an orangutan you'd be three or four feet in the orangutan would go hey and you go oh my gosh is is that is that an orangutan and then the rangatang would respond. Unlike apparently the 450 pounds silverback that would just be two or three feet away from you, you wouldn't be able to tell.

Okay. Stop it. So anyway, we had a sighting and I'm excited because I cannot wait to see the footage to see that, you know, how believable it is. And I also found out, though, on the other side of the country in the Ocala forest in Florida,

and you know where that is, right? Chris, I don't have to show you, you know, where the Ocala forest is in Florida. Oh, geez, killing me. They have Bigfoot tours, and I was not aware of this. I was not, I want to go on. I'm going to go on next week. Should I go take a tour?

Yes. Yes, you should. Now, I have some breaking news for you that we have breaking news here on chewing the fat. Of course, when doing the fat records, news happened. Let's go to Jeff down on the street with our breaking news. Jeff, are you there? Yes, I am, Jeff. I'm right here down on the streets,

and I just want to report to you that we've got a report today that Jeff Fisher, host of Chew and the Fat, will be doing a show on 970 WFLA in Tampa, Monday and Wednesday of next week. Is that true? Has that been verified, Jeff? Yes, it has. We've asked several people on the street down here, Jeff,

and we understand that has been verified 100% true. Okay, thank you. Back to you in the studio, Jeff. Thank you, Jeff. So we do have breaking news. Just a little announcement there for you. I'm going to be doing the evening show, PM, Tampa Bay. Shh, don't tell anybody.

But I may want to talk to the Bigfoot hunters, the Florida Ocala Forest Bigfoot hunters when I'm on in Tampa next week. Could be fun. Could be fun. Now, I don't know how much they cost when you go to their website. They have a number for booking your adventure. Now, you could book. your adventure, two hours, overnight, or weekend expeditions.

They keep everyone stocked with water, which I think is nice. Supply all meals, again, nice. Tents and equipment for overnight and weekend expeditions. So, I mean, it could be fun. It could be fun. Did you know the first recorded sighting of a... Bigfoot by a white man. That's what the website says.

Don't look at me. Came in 1811. Near what now is the town of Jasper, Alberta, Canada. That's a little bit farther away from Ocala. Is it? Yeah, it's not quite Ocala.

Are you sure? You know, it actually, I got to look up, I got to find out exactly where Jasper, Alberta, Canada is, how far that is away from Oregon, because that might be close to Jasper Alberta Or no

So if you want to travel from Jasper to Oregon That's only 17 hours Yeah but be careful though Because this route crosses international borders And it may include Unpaid roads So it may take a little bit longer than 17 hours

You never know So I mean Now from Jasper to Ocala What are we looking at? We've got to be looking at what? 49 hours. Actually, it's probably about 34. That would be 44.

So I'm right in the window. Yeah, you're right there. So a day and 20 hours. And this one only says this route crosses international borders. Thank you. DPS, thank you. Appreciate it. So we're going to be talking.

I want to talk to the Ocala Bigfoot tours. I wonder why you're not doing on-pay, roads. So is Oregon that and like there's nobody in Oregon? They still haven't paid the roads. At the border with Canada. Yeah. There's probably, you know, there's only a few places to cross. But by the way, if you do it from Jasper to Ocala,

you go like super into Canada and then through Chicago. They'd make a left. Like a right. No, you'd make a left. If you're coming to Ocala, you'd make a right. If you're coming from Ocala, you'd make a left. Well, yes, I was sent it from Canada to to, you know what, never mind. You know what?

I don't even care about the first sighty where the Jasper, Alberta, Canada. All I'm talking about is that they claim they saw one in Oregon and we've got Bigfoot tours in the O'Californ. Somebody's going to find me a big foot. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. So if you're listening to Chewing the Fat Live

today, 12, 12, 2019, 888, 90033, 93 is the phone number. R&Mami just tweeted me. WTAH question mark. Hold on. She tweeted at you, but you gave her the phone number.

Did you receive you tweet via phone number? Yes. She tweeted me 888-90-3033. And she tagged at Jeffrey JFR. Okay. Okay. I was making sure. She tagged somebody else too,

but I can't make it out of some something on the screen. It's like real Chris Cruz. Yeah, real KRS. Is that what that is? Yeah, real Chris. not look like that. W.T.H. Question mark. Where is a Heinz ketchup

officer when you need one? What kind of restaurant has blatantly non-Hin's ketchup? Triple question mark. I know. And she's got a picture of the table that they're at with a French's tomato ketchup bottle.

Walk out. Walk out right now. But what if that's the only place that can eat? Walk up. Are you going to reply to that with that? Walk out. No. No.

Make them get ch- Yeah, because I thought that was- Make them get Heinz. There you go. Because I thought that was the deal that you said that you were going to do when you go to restaurants. That and the Cook Zero. I'm going to make other people walk out. Make them get at Heinz ketchup.

Done. Yes. I mean, that's- What does she say? That's embarrassing. What does she say? Embarrassing. Did you send it?

it? Yes, yes. She replied, okay. No, she doesn't just said it. Well, if someone is that of a CTF influencer, they should be waiting in peens and needles by reply by Jeff Fisher. It's kind of a good point. Again, what the hell?

Do we have to tell everybody how to listen and interact with us? Is that something that we have to do? I guess so. Because, by the way, if you listen to this on 2020, you're behind. Catch up. Get it? See what he did there? Sometimes.

Sometimes. So tonight, if you're listening live, again, 12. 12. Is it 12th? If you're listening live, what? Is it moon tonight? That already happened.

12. A.m., bro. You slept, you missed it. You were sound asleep. I thought it was like. The cold moon. I thought it was tonight, like on the 12th. I think my wife missed it too.

Oh, no. Because I remember, I passed, I know I passed out early and then I'm pretty sure I didn't hear any rumblings of going on. You didn't hear the flash, you didn't hear the flash go off. I didn't have any click in or anything, so. You missed it too?

I think she did. I thought it was tonight. No, I, do you listen at all? Seriously, do you listen? I did you say under 12? So I was going to be under 12. Yes. At 1212. So if the next 1212,

when the moon would be out, that would be on 1213. Friday the 13th. Could be just as scary though Friday the 13th on the cold moon, but that's not when it happened. Are we doing a show for Friday? What's that? Are we doing a show on Friday of 13? Yeah, we're giving away the Elfs.

Well, that's unlucky. Should we do that on Friday of 13? Yes. Absolutely. Did you plan this? Did you plan this? We break through the window, man. Oh, are we doing that again?

Break through it. Okay. Let's go. Don't be scared. Break through. So tonight, 12, 12. Got the big game awards on. It's the game awards.com.

That's right, my friends. Celebrate the best in video games in e-sports. Yes, it's introducing the game festival. Green Day to perform live at the Game Awards. Wait, they still alive? Wait, yeah, of course, too. Is this still alive? Green Day? Green Day is still something.

Big bust in from the home to play at the Game Award. Seriously, what is Green Day? No one knows what Green Day is. They're like an old band that was already old when people were listening to them. Right? What am I thinking about the wrong crowd? Wow.

Wow. Green Day, I apologize. I apologize. I don't know if they had their hearing aids on. So be ready for the Game Awards. Yes. We could go down the 9th. nominee less, but who knows them?

No, no one knows those games. I don't do that. I barely can't handle the Emmys and the Oscars and the Grammys and the Tonys. We could talk about the streamies. Like, no, we're done. Game of the year. Oh, God. What is it?

Control. Death Stranding. Resident Evil 2. Oh, that's a good one. Hello. I know that one. Seekiro. Shadows die twice.

Oh, I see you clicking. What are you clicking? Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. The Outer Worlds. That's it. Those are the nominees. Why are you clicking? What do you mean? Every time you were reading, you were clicking on your screen. Yeah.

Was it like a cross? Oh, it's a cross. Okay, I was wondering. I was like, wait, what is he doing? Are the cameras on? No, they're not. Because if the cameras are on, I was misinformed. Because today I thought it was a non-camera day.

There's a non-camera day. But if the cameras are on, then people knew that I was touching the screen, moving the thing to the left. The cameras are not on. Then what's the deal? I was just wondering. I was making sure that you actually using the computer correctly. Because what people don't know is that you complain a lot about that computer. You complain non-stop.

We record for 45 minutes every day. And 15 of those is you saying, oh, we have, hold on, one minute, I got to wait for this to load it. Oh, it's agonizing. Hold on. I clicked it out. Darn it. It's agonizing. Or you will put your hand on top and then turn it off a mistake.

Well, I've talked about that before. There's a button here. Don't touch it. Like, why you put your finger on it? Because that's where it is. I know. We all know where it is. I know.

It's like a sore. It's like a sore. It's like a sore. You can't touch it. Oh, there it goes. I know. It's like a sore. You can't help but touch it.

You got a sore. You can't do that either. I bet you can quote me on that too. You can't touch it. It's like a sore. You can't help but touch it. Let's see if, uh, oh, R& mom.

Me. Did she reply back? Let's see. We gave her plenty of time. I think that's what we were doing, right? You're plenty of time? All right. Oh, we got another one, too.

People want to interact with us today. Respecting. Catcher Peter knows where there's, no, no, no. Regal Chad, no, don't, calm down. Calm down. All right, let's see. No, no, what the heck? She's walked out.

She walked out. Good for her. And if she didn't, we still say that she walked out. That'll teach him. No, she walked out. Oh, she did walk out. She walked out. Clearly.

She hasn't responded, so she walked out. Also, last night, while tonight is the Gamer Awards. Last night, the Streamy Awards were on. Oh, so I knew there was something about streaming. I heard that earlier today. So congratulations to all the, all the, congratulations. They also talked about how much money A YouTube video with 150 million views makes

Of course we know that How much? I can't tell you like to talk about it Oh okay Oh wait this is you That talked about you Since 2009 The streaming awards have recognized creators

Online video And this year the ceremony Was held in Los Angeles Gallup It's always held there, isn't it? Actually, wait a minute, hold on Oh oh That was wait a minute, stop Wait a minute.

I saw... Hold on. That's wrong. This article is wrong. I saw them announcing winners last night for the streamies. Not that I don't follow them religiously. Not that I don't follow them religiously. But I saw them announcing winners.

And according to this story, the award ceremony isn't until tomorrow. Hold on. We had a blast last night at the streamies. Yeah. So this story is wrong. Okay. That's good. Thank you.

So we did it. Congratulations to the Streamy Awards last night. Let's see. We had a blast last night at the award, the Premier Awards, and the nominee receptions. Congrats to all the winners. Oh, they're air and they're air. something tomorrow.

You're done, not that I know. I'm just talking about the street. They're live. How can they be live tomorrow and they've been giving out awards last night? We're done. How can that be? We're done. How can that be? Embarrassed to who?

To whom?