Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 268 | Fat Pile Friday - Elf on the Shelf Winners EDITION

Episode Date: December 13, 2019

You been waiting for this all week! Jeffy announces the winners of 2019 Elf on the Shelf Meets Chewing The Fat. Big thanks to North Pole Chief Storyteller Chanda Bell. But don’t worry that’s not all the news for today. As you worked today very hard Jeffy brought you the news that nobody is covering like birth control can be causing issues in your body and what’s trending on Google. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now a Blaze Media podcast. Big day today, Friday the 13th, Elf on the Shelf Giveaway, and also news that I think is concerning. Birth control pill shrinks part of the brain that controls the sex drive. Top scientists found that women taking the contraceptive pill have significantly smaller, hypo, hypo, no, not men. They have significantly

smaller hypothalms. A brain region responsible for regulating hormones. Damage to the hypothalms. Can wreak havoc with a women's sex drive. Mood, appetite,

heart rate, sleep cycles. This revelation could be seen as shocking. comes following a study presented at the annual meeting of the Radiological Society of North America. Why don't you that was a party? Ha!

You want to talk about a get-together the National, the Radiological Society of North America meeting? Wow. Ha! That is a party, because you get together and you start talking about the... Hypothalamus. And what the pill can do to the...

Hypoethalamus. That's a party. So we have the 2019 top search trending searches, the top trending searches. Right. So we did the Google year for keywords, right, for keyword searches. Now they have searches. they went through a list of the most searched items, like in news, under news category,

Hurricane Dorian, Notre Dame Cathedral. They had the big fire. And of course, we're going to be searching for that. Woman's World Cup. Oh, God. The Area 51 raid. Copa America or Copa America, C-O-P-A America.

I'm not sure what that is. What is that? Coppa America. bro. No, it is not. It's Cop America. Oh, see, it doesn't sound like that when you look at it. If it sounded like...

Cop America. Then I would have known that it was soccer. If the El Paso shooting, Sri Lanka, government shutdown, Equifax, Breed, California. People. Oh, who's the number one person who's the searched for? That's pretty amazing, actually.

Antonio Brown. I mean, that's pretty strong for... Do you really don't know what the Cop America is? That's the soccer championship? You know, like right now, Brazil is currently the champion and the ninth title holder. Under people, Antonio Brown was the most searched.

Who? Jesse Antonio Brown, NFL player. Had some Me Too moments. Oh, he did? Then he left to Oakland. Now he's trying to get back into the NFL. He's, you know, big problems. Jesse Smat

Number two Wow Jesse's still number two That's strong Kevin Hart's on the list Number four yeah Lori Loughlin Yes Lori Lori Lori Lori

For my tuition She's still in a tough place Man coming up in the year She's a tough holidays for Laura I know right Bryce Harper Oh yeah Baseball player

Big contract What category is this? This is under just people. This is just people. Just people. Okay. Robert Kraft number 10. Wow. I don't know what that is. He's the owner of the New England Patriots. Oh, this is the guy in trouble. Yeah.

And that was, I mean, that was the first of the year, right? That was right after all this Me Too stuff. Yeah. Actors. Actors. Okay. Number one. Crish-cars. But it said actors, wasn't it? Oh, sorry. Actors. Yeah.

It didn't say Rap hit Podcast personalities Brat Pitt Will Smith Jesse Smellet Oh okay Yeah because he's the hokes

Well you have to He acted on Empire Fox Number two Kevin Hart Okay Wow yeah

I mean he got a big accident He's been Me Tude No he didn't No Kevin was Whoa Whoa Kevin was not me too

He's a gay hater He won This is a He won't slap his kid if he brought out. It was a joke. Yes, it was stupid. Because, guess what, Kevin is a comedian. No, but you can't joke about gays. Coming in at number three.

Lori, Lori, Lori. Again? Remember my tuition. Wow. Keanu Reeves. Yeah, he had two movies. Yeah, Romney Malick. I don't know.

I mean, Oscar. My man, Hawking Phoenix. Kate Beckinsale. I don't know who that is. Oh, yeah. I'm not saying that. any of my search engines ever typed in Kate Beckett'sale? You don't know who Kay Beckinsale is?

No. She's an, well, hey, she's an actress. But with no crap. Model. That's a big show on Amazon. I've been dating the SNL guy, and then she started dating some other Dingleberry. At the same time?

And she's pretty, a lot of people would say Kate is pretty good looking. Are you going against that? No, I would. No, I have not. Number 10, Macy Williams, I mean, Strong Park, Game of Thrones, Matt. She got some naked pictures leaked.

So, but everybody was... Wait, what? Oh, yeah. Bacy, well... No, not here. Not here. Not here. I got my phone.

There you go. Jeffie. Calm down. It's Friday. I know, but I don't... I never saw those. I never saw those. Oh, my God.

I can't, but I don't believe that I never saw those. When I'm going to do this now? Is the cameras off or are they on? They are all on. And they'll point in at your phone as we speak. Really? Yeah.

Because I've seen most of those. I thought I've seen all of those. And she had other ones? Are you sure? Game of Thrones, Macy Williams, reveals. She thought, Aerie, Topless scene.

Yeah, that was just from the show. Big deal. I saw that. Macy Williams. No, this is 53 picks. No, we're running to start Gammonston. And so, Macy Williams, has a second career, social media.

How do you know, that's not it? Oh, nude, private photos. Ooh. That's never good. Macy, what are you thinking, baby? Athletes, Antonio Brown, back up top, man. He's number one across the board. Bryce Harper, yeah, I mean, he signed a big deal.

David Ortiz, that's your boy. Yeah, he got shot in Dominican Republic. Yeah, that's your boy. Andrew Luck, yeah, I mean, he quit. NFL guy just signed breaking up. He was a quarterback, really good quarterback, and just as they were in the spring training. You know what?

Good for him. But it didn't, I'd say what? It sounded worse than it was at the beginning. You're like, what are you doing? You know, at least do it before the season started or, you know, you had all this time. Apparently, the owner of the Indianapolis Colts was down on his knees begging him. No, Andrew, please. Don't pause.

Don't pause when you say that. No, I'm just begging. And Andrew's like, all right, fine. And then once he got back to spring training, he was. He was like, no. I'm really out. Have a nice day. Megan Rabbit on number six, of course.

Yeah, she just complained the entire time. You know who's not on the list of the top ten athletes? You know whose name is remarkably gone from here? Are you sure? I don't see it on here. Are you sure? Don't check. Don't check.

Melvin, Gordon, Zian Williamson, Russell Westbrook, Megan, Miles Garrett, Andrew Luck, David Ortiz, Artees, Bryce. Nope. Colin Kaepernick, you see there. Bingo. Is it a big pro guy in there. Maybe he was a lot. 11th and they're only printing the top 10 maybe.

Oh, he's pissed. But I doubt it. He is pissed. He's like, you should have printed the top 11 on the top 10. Wait. He's going to assume the Google story. D diets. Dients.

The most search terms on diet. This program loves diet. Nobody's a bigger fan than diets. Come on, Jeffrey. Let's show. Number 10, the endomorph diet. What is that? Number nine, no carbs, no sugar diet.

See, this is just people looking for stuff like, no, I'm not doing that, but what is it? But what is it, yes. CERT food diet. I have no idea what CERT food diet is. Don't Google that one, I'm telling you. It's like blue waffle. Don't Google that either. Wait, why?

Subbrow diet. Subbrow. Golo diet. Oh, I'm Googling that one. I can't do CERT food, but you're going to Google Golo? The Golo diet, the keto, ultra diet, keto, whatever. The 1,200 calories diet, that's the one my doctor sends out. The Noom diet, that's huge.

I mean, every time I scroll through Instagram, I'm getting stupid. By the way, the Golo diet focuses on managing insulin levels to promote weight loss. Of course it does. I mean, don't say that like I didn't know what it was. Number two, the Dr. Sebi Diet, S-E-B-I diet. See what the Dr. Sebi-Di diet is. It's got to be the same stuff. These guys, we got to write our own diet and chewing the fat diet.

It's our diet plan. Dr. Sebi Di emphasized that eating nutrient, rich vegetables, fruits, whole grains, and healthy fats may decrease your risk of heart disease cancer. Well, yours is already messed up because everybody had a heart disease issue, right? You had a heart attack. I had a heart attack. You had a heart event. You don't qualify for this TB diet.

Number one, coming in on number one. The intermittent fasting diet, which we talked. Just talking about it, I know. It's everywhere. That's everywhere, I know. And they tell homestyles. Are we looking up home styles, really? I mean, it was Pinterest?

Firehouse style, colonial, Cape Cod, Spanish, Art Deco. Who did the Obamas? What are we going to buy? Outfit ideas. It is Pinterest. I mean, it's fashion. Oh, fashion styles and outs. Oh, fashion styles and outfit ideas back to back.

Let's see what we've got going on here. Look for that. Moos by Jeffie. Fashion styles, Moos by Jeffie. Number 10. Emo style. Now they spelled it wrong. EMO.

That's not how you spell it. The Vesco style, vintage, Yankee, preppy. I like the preppy look. Steampunk. The preppy look is a good look for girls. Steam punk, E-boy, E-girl. E-boy is a good one too. Camp style.

Doesn't your wife just a lot? up as a camp? The camp style is my house. Yes. Yes, absolutely. Outfit ideas. Leather pants outfit. Hello.

Champion outfit. Champion outfit. Fila outfit. White jeans outfit. Dickie's outfit. Hello. Visco Girl outfit. Hello.

Biker shorts outfit. Soft girl outfit. E-boy outfit. And E-boy. girl outfit. All right. Recipes. By the way, this Visco Girl, which is a

subculture among popular Gen Z people. Yeah. This is not a good look. Visco Girl? Yeah. It is not a good. Hold it up to the camera. I'm too tired. Oh, hold. You're not too tired to perform

for the people. Visco style. Hold it up to the camera. There, just like that. Just hold it up. Look, right here. Look, look, look. Thank you. Oh, some of that's not bad.

No, that's just a long tee and, like, shorts with some stuff on your wrists and neck and the weird shoes. And this girl has a, like... You know who dress... Never mind. He dresses a lot like this. Who? There's one particular person in this building.

Tell me, tell me. The dress is a lot like this. Tell me off her. Tell me off air. Tell me off air. Come on tell me. Yeah. I figured.

Yeah, you're right. That's not a bad look. Eh, you really have to have the legs for it. Lizzo can't come out and do that. No. Do you see where the Houston Rockets invited her down and they're treating her like a queen down? Because she's fat. Shut up.

And she's proud of be fat. You should not be a shame. That's not true. No, Jeffie. You should be ashamed that you're fat. And that should give you the motivation to lose the weight. And to the freaking big lady that tweeted at me, who fat girl needs loving to.

No, they don't. Lose weight, get some loving. You could quote me on that. That is Chris Cruz. Cruz has no affiliation with chewing the fat. I'll tell you that. Well, that's fine with me. That's fine.

You can take me off the... I mean, stop talking. Speaking of fat, Jamie, let's go to recipes. Here we go. All right. Give me the... Number 10. Kingcake recipe.

Tater-tok casserole recipe. King cake, that's with a baby inside, right? Actually, I don't know. I'm trying to think. I think you're right. I'm trying to think I think you're right. Popeye's chicken sandwich recipe. And by a baby, I mean like there's a toy baby inside.

People, calm down. Wait, it's not a real baby? You didn't bake a real baby inside of cake? Well, maybe if I... No, never mind. Chicken, chicken, cat. Catch-a-Torri. Oh, I like that.

Have you had a chicken catatari? No, you haven't because it's too bougie for you. It has a bougie sauce. My wife. Yeah. She knows. She knows. She knows.

The Shaffle recipe. Not sure what the Shaffle recipe is. It sounds like a car fixing. Spill it. C-H-A-F-F-L-E. Let me go. That's Shaffle recipe. What's the shaffle?

Oh, it's, um, um, um, waffles. Waffles. Oh, so stuff with waffles. Yeah, it's keto waffles. Okay. Yeah. Snicker doodle cookies recipe. Yes.

Oh, yes. I'll take a dozen. The Sherro set recipe or Charo set recipe. Sherrothet, yeah. Don't talk down to me like you know what it is. Seriously. I got a girl next to me. She's helping me out.

I'm going to do it. Ham glaze recipe. Chicken Parmesan recipe. Oh, that is so good. That's another one with a lot of boozy sauce. Only this is. Farmer Shan cheese, like... No, it's not, though, but they put the other red sauce sometimes on it.

Agenizing. Shepherds pie recipe. Oh, I want a good shepherd's pie. I'm so sick of shepherds pie. My wife makes Shepard's by. She's a huge fan. It's really good. It's delicious. If you're a Shepherds pie fan. It puts you to bed. Potetos and corn. Yes. And gravy. Oh, no. And more corn, please. More corn on mine. And more mashed potatoes on mine. And did I say that one more corn? See, I'm okay with the mashed potatoes? I'm okay with the corn. I want it all squished together. I'm okay with the hamburger? Yeah, no. I want to put it all squished together. No, that's no.

Yes. In one bite, I got all 17 ingredients. Trip two searches. Ooh, let's go. Trip two searches. Trip to Puerto Rico. It's Puerto Rico on the list. Let's go to the survey says.

Of course. We've talked to two National Geographic people, and Puerto Rico never makes it cut. The people in National Geographic are like, Porto what? Yeah, I'll take two of those. Trip two. Number 10. Costa Rica. I wonder why.

Number nine. Mexico. New York. Number eight, California. Number seven, New Orleans. Oh, that's where they gave the King's Cake. Number six, trip to Alaska. Yeah, that was probably me.

Coming in to number five, Mexico. Mexico. Mexico. That's because they're chop. got taken out. So everybody's like, yay. Number four, trip to Vegas, baby. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Number three, trip to Bora Bora. Man, Laura Bora still got it? Yeah. That's those commercials on Fox. Number two, trip to Japan. Okay, okay. And coming in at number one. Chernobyl.

Trip to, do I see, do I hear Chernobyl? Coming in at number one. Let's go to. Let's go to the Fisher family. Come on, come on, come on, Fisher family. What do you got? What do you got? We need the number one trip to Maldives.

Do I hear Maldi, yes. Maldives? Is that the dog? Okay, right? The Maltese. Maldives, no, you know what that is? You spelled the Ruckus. That's a sickness after Shepard's Pie is what Maldives is, man.

At least a dog. The Maltese. The Maltese. Well, search for movies. No, what do you mean one minute? What do you keep giving me time for? We still got, I mean, We're going through these.

We're going through the searches. Oh, no, that's fine. But, like I said on your ear. Movies. Oh, that sounds like that would be all the Avengers movie. Sadly, number one, Avengers endgame. Number two, Captain Marvel. So Avengers.

Number three, Joker. Of course, it's not my man. He's going to be. I want him to lose so bad. There's not a chance. I've not prayed. The clothes he's got the eyes. I have no, I have not prayed this harder for a person to fail.

And we'll see just how God listens to you. Oh, God. Please, like that, Joaquin. Just fail this year and the next year when Joker 2 comes out. He could get it. Number four, Toy Story 4. Well, yeah. Lion King.

Yeah, live action. Yeah, Chapter 2. Yeah, Frozen 2. Live action, yeah. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. That was so stupid. Did you see it yet? No.

Yeah. It has a fat girl on it, so I was like very... Would you just stop? You know what I'm talking about, right? What's your... What's your new quote? We're supposed to quote you have? You can't even remember your own stupid quote.

If you want to be loved, it's the quote. That's not the quote. That's what it meant, but that's not the quote. Just rewind a podcast you can listen to it. That's why you need to subscribe to the podcast. You want to play your little music. All right. Back to the Google's searching.

We're getting through this. I don't care. What the heck is that? Okay. Okay, Google now. Is that your computer? No. My microphone was off.

Bro. Did you activate the Google? No, but it might be my new ring camera I have up. I don't know. You see the story on the ring cameras? I mean, it's amazing. Do we have some of that? What is that?

I'm your best friend. As eight-year-old Alyssa LeMay stood in her room, a terrifying voice spoke to her. I'm Santa Claus. Don't you want to be my best friend? The horrifying sound coming from this ring security camera installed in the child's bedroom, which she shares with her two sisters.

I'll come upstairs, and I'll come upstairs, and I hear some banging noise. I was like, who is that? For five minutes, the voice twiting the young girl playing strange music. A little tiny tip. He was instructing her to destroy her room. You can mess up your room. You can break your TV.

You can do whatever you want. The LeMay family installed the camera just days before the device was apparently hot. I watched the video, and I mean, like, they could watch them sleeping. They could have watched them changing. Yes, they could have. I mean, they could have. They could have. This is just the latest hack of an in-home security camera.

Right. Over the weekend, a Florida family says they were spied on in their living room. Can you bring like a web browser up on your phone and then type in the website that I tell you? No. And earlier this year in Washington state. That's a word you could use. The owner of this Ness camera recorded a hacker harassing her family.

Shut the fuck up. Ness did not respond to our request for comment. The ring says in the Memphis case, their security was not breached, adding hackers often reused credentials, stolen or leaked from one service on other services. To protect your privacy, security experts say you should use a strong and unique password. The longer, the more secure. Change them often and set up two-factor authentication to ensure a hacker has to work twice as hard to break in. something the LeMay family admits they did not do. Oh.

I don't know who you are. I'm Santa Claus. This morning, the LeMay family is still on edge. After the device that was supposed to make them feel safe, did anything but. Ring has investigated the incident and is taking appropriate action to remove the hackers from the affected account. They've also contacted other users whose accounts may have been compromised. Wait. they've contacted other users

who accounts may have been compromised yet they said their account was not it wasn't breached right I know they stipulated in the Memphis case it wasn't breached so but those other cases we're contacting you on that for a guy that has eight cameras at his house

one place I don't put cameras is bathrooms and rooms Take your phone in there, though? Bathrooms and rooms? Bathrooms and like bedrooms. I mean, obviously. Well, yeah, all my other rooms are covered. But like, I feel like that is very violation.

You take your phone? Phones in the bedroom, though, right? Oh, well, yeah, of course. And I propped it open. Always what? Is Santa Claus watching me? It could be. And he knows when you're sleeping.

According to ring, though, it wasn't briefed. So don't worry about it. You're fine. I mean, I'm sorry, but you should not be putting camera. Again, I love camera. But why are you putting those rings? cameras in your kids room. Holy cow.

There is two families in this environment that will work that have cameras in their child's bedrooms. Yeah, I know. And I'm like, no. I know. No, you should not have that in there.

What is, like, there's no security reason why you have a camera in your child room. Well, with the one family, I know why. And someday, I may tell you. Okay.

Okay. Someday I may tell you the family as well. There's just another reason why you should subscribe. There you go. Subscribe. Maybe, hey. Hold on. I need go zero.

And by the way, how was that five-guy burger that I got to? Oh, my gosh. Oh, you know, we've got a, we've got a spoon segment too. My wife gave me the new Kit Kat bar. Oh, there's a new Kikit Bar? Yes. Is it a pumpkin spice? It's some kind of mint thing.

It looked really good. Yeah. When are we going to do this? Well, I'm going to do it. Oh. It's in my office. I just forgot to bring it in. It's in the bottom drawer.

Right hand bottom drawer. So we've got to do a spoon section with the new kit cap bar. So we'll look at the, we'll continue. Do I want to continue? I do honestly, these other searches are fascinating. We give you the number ones. We'll give you the number ones of the search engines of what people search for. Number one.

All right. So passing, you know, people who've died. Number one, Cameron Boyce. And then, of course, you got Jeffrey Epstein is fourth. I know we were supposed to only do the top. John Witherspoon is in there at seven. I know, I know, I know. Weddings.

Top weddings. People search for. Megan Merkel. Oh, is Megan on the list coming in at number no? Not in the top ten. She's at probably 11. Miranda Lambert wedding. Number one.

Wow. Jennifer Lawrence, Justin Bieber. I figured Justin would be number one. Again, just on the top one. Musicians and bands. Musicians and bands. Number one, musicians and bands search R. Kelly. Oh, of course.

Yeah, no kidding. Gladys Knight is still on the list. And number 10, Joy Villa. I know. We just doing the top ones. Nobody asked you what number 10 is, and we're only doing the top ones. Gladys Knight is number eight, though, still on there.

That's pretty amazing because she was a Super Bowl. Yeah, we are. Professional sports scores. What are you looking for? What are you looking for? Top Washington Nationals. Yeah, during the World Series. Cowboys are in there, the four.

We've got the Tampa Bay Race, 10, they were strong, too, in the playoffs, heading for the number of songs, Number songs, songs that we're most searched for. Number one, old town road. And man, what a toe-tapper song that is. That song is being remixed by every artist out there in every genre has done a remix of that song.

It's agonizing. TV shows, TV shows. Number one, TV shows. That's number two, baby. Yeah. Game of Thrones. There you go. Ding, ding, ding, ding.

number one. Charinobles in there, Mandalorian. I thought we're just doing the number one. Dead to me. Number eight. Oh, and number nine, surviving R. Kelly. Man, R. Kelly's coming in strong on these list. I know. He had houses and neighborhoods, like one neighborhood.

He had multiple houses. This guy, man. You've got to have money to just have that stuff. Which he does. People on the red carpet. People on the red carpet searching. Number one. Billy Porter.

Billy Porter, of course. That's a post because he's on that TV show, right? He's on Pose, right? Number three, I mean, Cardi B, Lady Gaga, they're all, Amy Schumer's husband, right? Stop it with Amy Schumer. She's pregnant. Oh, is she?

She was pregnant. I didn't know if she was or not. Because she's fat. Ridiculous. Caitlin Jenner on the Red. No, stop. What is? What is?

What is? What is? Number one. It's coming in at number one on. This red thing coming on my lips. Herpes. What is this growth is number one? What is this growth coming in at number one?

What is area 51? We seriously searching for what is area 51? Right? Should not be Googling that. No, we should not at all. Wow. Where is? Where is that red button that I left in my mouth?

What did I know that one did I do with? Where is? Where is the? Where is? Well, is that not here? Pebble Beach Golf Course is number 10. It's in, I don't know, Pebble Beach. Where is?

Who is the G spot? No, where is Gonzaga University? Nope, it's not there. Sorry, wish it was. Where is the hurricane now, number five? Oh yeah, everybody's doing. That's Florida. Florida's driving those searches. Number one, where is Sri Lanka? Number one, where is Sri Lanka?

Where is that? Head east and keep going until you run into it. Babies, babies, search engine number one babies. Baby shark, too, do, do, do, do, do, do. Baby shark to do. Why do you do that? Why? Why would you send me into the weekend on that? Mommy shark Do do do do do Mommy shark

Number 10 on this list is Hoda Hoda's baby On the baby? Yes She had a baby Well technically no

She just adopted Another kid And because she adopted The kid She got to take 18,000 weeks off from NBC Because that's what you get to do

I'm sorry I don't think Yoda has been Not not Yoda Hoda It's been alive for 18,000 weeks. Yes, she has. Oh, she has? Yes, she has. You run the numbers? Hoda's number 10 and Yoda's

number one. That's amazing. Oh, wow. I know. Yoda and Hoda. I know, Yota and Hoda. What's number three on this one? Number three is Royal Baby. Yeah, Royal Baby's on there. Royal's still coming in between Yoda and Hoda and Amy Schumer baby number nine. Oh my gosh. because, you know, I think you're starting to fat shame just a little bit too much. I thought that what we were going to do. We talked to Ashley and Ashley told us we need to fat shame more people. I don't think we do though. Oh, okay.

I think, I mean, we shouldn't. We shouldn't. No, the show should be completely against it. You get fast shamed in this network every single day. That's a good point. So I think out of both of us, you should be fast shaming more than I am. Don't forget to subscribe to Chewing the Fat. Go to Theblaze.com slash podcast.

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Oh, we got the winners of who wins the elf on the shelf. Just around the corner. All righty, Friday the 13th and Elf on the shelf. Chandabelle sent us and the elf on the shelf people sent us four elves. to give away so that they can join your households.

You have emailed chewing the fat at the blaze.com with your stories, requests, and pictures. We've gone through them. We were up late last night. In fact, I mean, well, well past the hour. Well past the hour. That's how late it was. I mean, poof, late.

Okay. And we've come down to our, four winners for 2019. Now, I do want to talk about one particular entrant that isn't going to get one, and I want to apologize. You know, I'm not talking, you're the only one I'm going to talk about

that entered that is not getting an elf. So this is the runner up? Well, this is just someone who didn't win. So the runner up? All the people that entered are going to get, you know, I'll respond to your emails and let you know. But this one, well, he's a runner-ups. This is the runner-up. One of the runner-ups.

He's on the stage. Just what? Just give him that. Just give him that he's a runner-up. One of the runner-ups on the stage. He's such a jerk. All right. And he's a trucker.

So it's close to my heart. Uh-uh. Nobody supports truckers more. around America than this program and myself and no one okay and I know that he's going to take the elf on the shelf on the road and we right now I don't we don't have any chewing the fat truckers on the road with an elf from the show so I you were so you know what he is a run around you know what he was so close but in your attempt to win me over the picture you sent.

And I know, I think you were trying to say that this is where the elf is going to be. And, you know, he's going to take the place, but it never really said that. Your picture was right there was a pack of cigarettes, Marlboroughs, and a couple of lighters. And, man, you have absolutely no idea how. I would have loved to open that pack and take a cigarette out and fire that bad boy up right now. I mean, that pack looked good. I mean, and I don't want the elf to smoke.

I know you're thinking maybe you'll, you know, set the elf next to the cigarettes and the elf will start smoking. If I can't smoke, those elves aren't smoking. Okay, that's just the rules. It's been, Almost a year now. Almost a year now. I mean, I was thinking about smoking,

and now I've got to say the winners. Okay. Our first winner. Wait, hold on. I'm getting tired. Come on, bro. Our first winner. From Georgia.

Derek Smith, congratulations. And Derek, I hope you, your wife, and the twins, enjoy the elf on a shelf. Congratulations. Number two, who worked really hard on his email, set the picture in of the large TV with the chewing the fat logo on the TV. And, I mean, he worked hard at his email. And I could tell how hard you worked.

Congratulations to Robert Steeps. Robert, you have won an elf on the shelf. Chewing the fat. Chandra Beth. Our next winner, in no particular order, coming in a third. From Northern Michigan. Yes. Your hometown.

Well, Michigan is actually a state, not my hometown, but... Your home state, sorry. I'm just getting tired of the stupid states. Yes, they have two little ones running around, a three-year-old and a 10-month-old. Josephine through congratulations. You and your family and one of

chewing the fat Elf on the shelf from Chandrabell and Elfa on the Shott. And coming in at number four and no protector of order but almost a loser.

Our fourth Yeah, who, you were close. You were close. I remember that conversation It was very close. You were on the wire. You were on the wire. But you claim to have the perfect.

space on the fireplace for you and your five kiddos. Woo! Andy Erdall, congratulations. You have won an elf on the shelf from Chewy the Bat and Chantabelle. Congratulations and Merry Christmas. Did you give up? That's it? I mean, I thought that was the end.

So I guess it's not the end. Go ahead and start the music. again let's bring the music back up because I thought we were at the end of the giveaway but we're not so congratulations to all four winners who want help on the shelf and congratulations

to the rest of you for who didn't win a thing but you emailed so I appreciate it seriously no you can stop you seriously thank you so much but you can reply back right yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean I appreciate it listen I appreciate it very much it meant a lot and many of you I know if I could And I mean this, Chris doesn't believe this, but I do.

If I could, I would send each and every one of you an elf on the shelf. You could just buy them and then send it to them. If I could, I would get elf on the shelf to provide elves for me to give to you each and every one of you. Yeah, but they're available at Target, Walmart, Amazon, elf on the shelf.com. You can literally buy it for them. If I could. But you can. I'm telling you could.

you could go to your Amazon Prime account and just start all these people that did not win you could just make their Christmas a better Christmas by you personally buying them each of them and Elf on the shelf. Look at the time. Man, I wish we had some more time left. You still got time, baby.

Look at the time. We're out of time and we've got to remind people to subscribe to the podcast. Oh yeah, that's important. Chewing the fat. Before we sign off, can you at least send them a selfie to all these people that did not win and signed it?

you know, online and then you send a selfie, and then you'd be all set. Can you do that? Go to the blaze.com slash podcast. I'm trying, guys. I'm trying really hard to get you to at least grab something on. Click on Chewing the Fat, and it gives you a plethora of platforms that you could choose from and just pick one and subscribe to the podcast. So selfie, signed by Jeffie, for the people that did not win.

I think that is a fantastic idea. Happy Friday the 13th. Thanks for listening to Chewing the. fat. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. So remember a while ago when we talked about the guy in Florida that they had found partially eaten by the alligator and they were all wound up. They didn't know what happened and he was, you know, they were worried about it and they

thought they, you know, alligator's gone mad. And it was in Polk County, Polk County, Florida. and I think everybody knows when you say Polk County we're talking about Polk County, Florida. I think everybody knows that.

Whatever. I'm just double checking. And so now we have the and we didn't realize what the deal was but now we have the we have the medical examiners

death report. I believe they said oh he died drowning. Now we've got the toxicology report and the medical examiners report. Methamphetamine intoxication. Come on down. Yes, you too can get high on meth and overdose. And then the alligator can eat half of you and go, man, that does not taste right.

And just stop eating you. I think that's how we should have known that there was an issue. Right? The gator didn't eat at all. I know didn't get him all. The gator chomped him. Oh, whoa. But halfway through, I know he started to feel a little methy.

Is that the, yes. For gators, it is. Oh, okay. The official medical examiner's term for gators on meth. It was a little meth and was like, you know what? I'm done with you. And we, that's enough. So the next time you have a problem, then you think, oh, man, gators are bad.

Not so much. Not so much. Go to Gatorlands and find out just how wonderful Gators are. You going to Gatorland? I know you're going to Florida here over the holidays. Take the kid to get her. Have, if you tell me no, I swear to you. Yeah, I took him to Gatorland.

Okay. Yeah. You liens. They have a mini Gatorland also at the Orlando area. That doesn't count. Stop. I'm talking about Gatorland on the Casimmy Orlando border. So technically it's in Kissimmee.

It's right there. Gatorland. Are you done? I don't want to hear about this little mini gator land. There's mini gatorlands all over the state of Florida. They're called ponds. But they're not gatorland. A fun spot, they have a little corner that shows you gatorland.

And they say he could buy tickets to watch the real gatorland. And when we saw the albino gator, Milo said, I want to see all the other gators. So I took them because so that's stupid. Did you follow my instructions on hot dogs? No, we didn't feed them. What? Why would, there's people there feeding them?

Like, we don't need to feed them. You just watch other people do it and save even more. The point of going to Gatorland is climbing up high and throwing hot dogs down into the river having fun. Actually, no, the point of going to Gator on it is to see when the guy comes with the Gator wrestling and the guy come with the chicken thing and the Gator jump up to. You get it? Yes, the jumparoos, yes. That's the point where you go. They throw the chickens out because, you know, gators go down to the bottom of the pond

and they use their tail as a spring and they shoot up out of the water. Yeah, like Shamu. Those are different. Shamu does not go down to the bottom of the ocean. No, she does. She goes down and then up. Shamu is not a she, first of all. Don't you're pissing me off with that.

Shamu does not go down to the bottom. If your name is Shamu, your boy, you need to check yourself before you read. wreck yourself. I cannot believe. You're an embarrassment to the show. Oh, the show. Did you go to Gatorland and not feed the Gators? Well, this is before I was part of the show. This is before I was part of this show. I swear. What are you going to do, Jeff Fisher? You're behind a glass window. You can't touch me. If I find out that you go to Gatorland again and you don't get hot dogs and have fun to get hot dogs. You just buy the big package from Walmart, the cheap hot dogs from Walmart. For what? For what?

To feed the gators and have fun. Let the kid throw the hot dogs to the gators. They snort and snout and fight for the dogs. That's part of the fun. People have hot dogs. But hey, can I have one? Oh, yeah, thank you. I save even more money than you did.

We're done. I swear we are done. Now that's bullshit.