Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 270 | If I Smell You, I Will Tell YOU!| Guest: Jay Leno & Marisa Echeverría

Episode Date: December 16, 2019

Did you know that Matthew McConaughey does wear deodorant? And he's not the only one in Hollywood. Matthew is not the only one either, you have actors like Brad Pitt, Bradley Cooper, and actress Cameron Diaz. Jeffy also finds out that his producer Kris Cruz is on the same boat of not wearing deodorant. Jay Leno (played by John Di Domenico)  and Marisa Echeverría drop by the break room to talk about what's happening in Hollywood.    For more information on John Di Domenico visit Johnnyd.net or follow him on Twitter.com/Johnnyd23 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Okay. One of the things that I just find horrible is body odor. I can't take it. I just do not like the idea or the smell of it. And now I see this big story all over again. about Matthew McConaughey, Mr. Sexy Superstar, not wearing deodorant. And of course, he's not the only one in Hollywood.

Oh, yeah, I'd do that. You got Brett? I don't do that. You know how much chemicals and aluminum is inside those things? So as you bathe and shower every single day, you don't need deodorant. That's not true. And you shave your armpits, and you'd be fine. That's not true.

Have you smelled me? If I had, I would tell you. You've never told me anything. If I smell you, I will tell you. That is my bumper sticker. That is a good bumper sticker. That is my new logo here on Chewing the Fat. Great shirt, by the way.

If I smell you, I tell you. If I smell you, I tell you. So we get the list of Bradley Cooper. Cameron Diaz, Simon Baker, Tom Ford, Julia Roberts. Like, I can't. Those people don't use the order it? That's correct. That is legit.

No, it's not. I'm in the crowd of amazing company. In fact, one of the interviews, McConaughey said that when he worked alongside Kate Hudson, who was, I don't know, pretty good looking. If he liked that kind of thing. You know, that can be said about everyone in the freaking world, so just shut up. If you like this, or shut up. If that's what you like.

Okay. And, you know, she's not okay. There's a number of people on the planet that believe that's okay. She begged him to wear deodorant. Also, he's doing it around, so he's not showering every day. He says that he is. If people are telling you, oh, maybe he didn't shave his armpits. Do you shave his armpits?

Do we know that? He says, I like to smell like a man. Some girls do like that. Some girls like that. But there's a difference between smelling like a man and B.O. There's a difference. Yes, there is, Jeffrey. I bet you are ladies that listen to us.

They know what I'm talking about. There's a fine line between that man's smell and that B.O. And you could quote me on that, by the way. So for whatever reason, I should be surprised. I shouldn't be surprised. About what? But I'm not. But I'm not.

If I smell you, I tell you. If I tell you. We're going for four years now. And those four years have not said anything to me. And I'm doing pretty good. Yeah, but I don't recall I'm trying to be if I've ever. been, you know, downwind. We've been at your office for hours.

And I've slept on your couch for hours. But I haven't, if I laid, if I, I swear to God, if I lay down on my sofa, and I get a whiff of some kind of B.O. And I've been blaming that on my boy. Oh, I haven't laid on that couch in a while. So for right now, it is your son. I am pissed right now. And I want to apologize to my son.

No, you can't do that. I just did. Wow, surprising that Clint Eastwood's Richard Jewell, big flop at the box office this weekend. I thought it would do a lot better. Richard Jewel, you know, if you're not familiar with the Richard Jewel case, the security guard falsely accused of being involved in the bomb plot back in the 90s at the Olympics, pulled in like $5 million.

Nice. Nothing. a movie? Nothing. And there's a movie about this? Yeah, it opened up this weekend. What's it called? Clint Eastwood.

Richard Jewel. I went to the movie. Theaters did not see that anywhere on the Marquise. It was in 2,500 theaters. Oh, that's why. Right? That's why. Most of the time they're like 4,000, right?

Yeah. The average theater, when it gets released like between 4,000 and 5,000 theaters. Yeah. A 2,500 theater releases like something by ProFlix or by our buddies. It's Clint Eastwood. I know. What were the top movies this weekend? All right, so you had Jimonji, the next level, of course.

It's number one. And you're still frozen two hanging in there, knives out hanging in there. Black Christmas. Richard Jewell, number four. Black Christmas also came out. Okay, number five behind Richard Jewel. Ford and Ferrari still hanging in there.

How's Mr. Rogers? Is he hanging? Top 10? A beautiful day in the neighborhood. Yeah, he's number eight. Just below a queen and slim. So you can well understand how Mr. Rogers would be struggling behind queen and slim.

Poof. I really find it, I mean, what about bombshell? I thought bombshell started this weekend too. Selected theaters. Well, it's kind of like. And then a full release on Friday, which is this Friday. Richard Jule was only in, you know, we said $2,500, I wonder how many theaters,

a bombshell was in. Bombshell. Where does it, why doesn't it tell? Oh, here we go. It doesn't tell me. Yeah, I don't know what the number is. It just says limited run. And then, like you said, next weekend, bombshell.

You know, who knows? I don't know. I thought Richard Joel would be, Richard Jule would be a lot better opening, too. So, who knows? I know everybody made the big fight over, we're forcing them to say we want

apologies the Atlanta Journal Constitution we want the allegations and we demand that you immediately issue a statement publicly acknowledging some of the events were imagined or dramatic purposes. Yeah that's what a movie is based on

true story. That's what that means and you're smart enough to know that Atlanta Journal Constitution but since you are you don't want people to realize that you are part of the deal. And I know you never admitted it. I know.

In fact, I think the Atlanta Journal Constitution was the only one that never bowed down to the Richard Jewel deal ever. And they even waited... Dana Lash. No. I'm pretty sure the Atlanta Journal Constitution is not quoting Dana Lash.

But they waited even after... The family went after him after he died. Finally, the judge was like, okay, he's dead. So let's give it a rest. He should have done that for Michael Jackson. Let's give it a rest. He's dead. Stop bringing him up.

But he's the king of pop. He's the band. Yeah, exactly. So leave him alone. Well, you're never going to get people to leave him alone, man. That's what the family wants, right? The family wants to just leave him alone. Let us be able to make millions of dollars off his name and stop bringing him up.

Yeah, Bill Cosby. Leave him alone. Not going to happen. Let him, let his legacy. live. Harvey Weinstein. Let his legacy live. Did you see Harvey?

I know. Did you see him? Did you see the quote that he got for him? I feel like the forgotten man. Oh, he did a big interview with the post. How do you feel like the forgotten man? From the hospital room. Because he's one of those guys that, he's one of those guys that.

He just had a movie come out. All the good. He just had a movie with his big name across to, what is it, silver screen? Whatever the screen is. Like, he just, but like you do not feel like a forgotten man. Like, do you want that attention?

Do you want that attention again? Mr. Harry Weinstein. He's, you know, I deserve a pat on the back when it comes to women. That's what you did to them, didn't you? Well, have you watched the TV show, A prodigal son? Yes, it's great TV show. So the dad in that is a serial killer. Yes.

And he does an interview where he talks about how many lives he's saved as a doctor. Yes. And he's a serial killer as well, okay? So he talks about how many lives he's saved and how many, he's got procedures named after him. And so the good outweighs the bad, right? So Harvey Weinstein is that guy.

You think so? Thinking the good is outweighed the bad. And what bad have we proven that he's done? Well, I don't know. There you go. Boom, done. He's been alleged a lot of stuff. And he did change the world.

hate off a lot of stuff just to keep people quiet. He's changed the world. The world is not the same. You say Harvey Weinstein, Raper. I mean... You say Harvey Weinstein...

He has, if... If you say you've been Weinstein... He's been Harveyed. You know what it is, right? You're thinking about... So he has. Were you Weinstein behind the Bush, or were you in the hotel room?

The hotel room. All right. He just told you to... watch. Are you in the shower with him? Just watching him? And I love the, I knew, remember when we talked about him with this walker, I saw this weekend.

Does he have a tennis balls on the? He did. He does? He did, yeah. But he just had back surgery. The tennis balls, they don't do crap to you. Yeah, they do. What do they do?

What did they? They slide. That's what you put them on there for. You cut the tennis balls just as wide enough to put the legs of the walker in. Put more wheels in it. Because the walker. No, you don't want more wheels because you're just slip and fall and you'll crash. You don't want that.

I put a breaker. Bro, have you not used a walker before in your life? You don't put a breaker. No, you want the wheels so the walker moves. I'm healthy. I don't want the, you don't want, you want the tire, you want the balls on there. Wait, have you used a walker? So that you could still slide it.

Yes, you have. Yeah, after the first knee surgery for a day. I think I used it for a day or so. You did not milk that? No. I feel this is like a Jeffy moment. Crutches. Because right after the surgery, they want you walking.

Oh, yeah. They want you up and they want you walking. I hate that. And so, not me, boy. I was ready to go, Chris. Hey, absolutely, let's pop up out of this bed. Let's go. Let's go.

I want to play some tennis, want to jump around. Let's go. How many marathons did you do? No. I was ready for the 5K. Oh, you were? Yeah. No, not even close.

But you get up. and they want you to walk across, you know, walk across the room or walk across how many fees. So, you know, they gave me a walker and then off you go. And, well, that was pretty good, yeah, because I want to get the hell out of here. Okay, so let's go. But that's the only time.

But then it was crutches, crutches and canes. However, I've been around walkers, and I know people that use them. I know them. In fact, I believe our household has two or three walkers in it. so I'm prepared if I ever need them. But the tennis balls actually help. They have a little bit of grip so you're not sliding and slipping.

You're not slipping, but you still want to slide so that you can, you know, it moves steady without having to pick it up every time it goes, you take a step. And that's why you have the tennis balls. However, it was reported in that story that his attorneys wanted him to use the walker in court, and Harvey didn't want to. and I love this weekend where it was this Dr. Dan Hayworth on Twitter

gee there's a mystery for you Harvey Weinstein spotted without his walker is he only using one for sympathy? Yes. Well, because of his attorneys yeah but that wasn't his deal. No, and by the way that's a good attorney right there that's why that attorney is getting paid millions of dollars.

And he's having actual back surgery. So I mean he does, you saw how he was without the Walker. It was rough. Yeah. Well, hold on. Wait a minute. Oh, boy.

Don't you start sticking up for it? Ask an attorney, do I want him and the Walker? I know. I know. Do you want him to struggle and pull a Hillary? You know, where you're just to shove into the van.

Well, the judge didn't buy it anyway if you remember. The judge was a real. The judge was very unhappy with him. But so he gives a, you know, he gives the big big interview to the post because he's, you know, The forgotten man.

The forgotten man. You gotta be cute. And, you know, he wants this city to recognize who he was instead of what he became. And, uh, is he blaming the industry? That, can you give me that quote again? I want the city to recognize who I was instead of what I've become. Oh, he's blaming. He's blaming the industry on that one.

Hey, it's not my fault. He's not my fault became. He's accused of raping. He's accused in this, in this case of, of raping a long-time lover who's not been named publicly. So it's fake. See?

So it's fake. It's a long-time lover. Exactly. And we all know by some person's lawyer you can't rape your wife. I know. So some big-time lawyer said that. He was talking about, you know,

Paul Trow was saying all kinds of stuff about him and he's saying, hey, she was the highest-paid female actor in independent film. higher than all the men. He was paid her. But again, then your argument is, why were you paying her so much? Well, because she took care of business.

She knew how to keep her mouth shut. But she didn't. Well, at the beginning, she did. Yeah, she did. Then once she became all this powerful. Right. And the rest of the world jumped on. Then she can open up the door and go,

Me Too, Me Too. That's the Me Too movement. Oh, yeah, that's Alyssa Milano. Ugh. You okay? No I had like Do you know what

I need a little drink or something because I had some Melissa Milano stuck in my throat You had some Milano cookies Yeah wash it off You don't want to get some Oh you want to get some Melissa Milano stuck in your throat I'll tell you that So this is the time of year

If you're listening live is the 16th of December 2019 So if you're listening live We're close to It's almost Christmas. And this is the time of year when I think to myself, why didn't I lay away stuff at Walmart?

Every year I think, okay, when we get close to Christmas, I'm going to lay away some stuff at Walmart because hopefully somebody comes in and pays off the bill. And then I get the stuff for free. Right? And I always forget.

I started. And now we're getting the stories of Walmart shoppers getting their stuff paid off. people coming in paying off you know all the layaway purchases for Christmas and you know good for them and good for everyone who had their stuff and layaway that you know needs it wait what is that for is that like Walmart layaway music really there's Walmart layaway music let's you're to pay off my away bill it's already been paid off Merry Christmas

I mean, if you, look, if you have stuff in layaway and you've been making payments or you've got to make that last payment so that you get the product for your kids or your family and, you know, times are tough and somebody comes in and takes care of you, that is huge. That's a good day in my household. That's huge. Well, any household. That's really nice. And you hope that it really does mean a lot. to the people and I'm sure that it does and it would mean a lot to me

it would mean a lot to me if I would remember it to lay away stuff so let's make a pact it's so wrong so wrong on me to think like that but why that's no that's a good thinking I just do that's the same thing you used to play the lottery

right thank you smelly look who it is at the break room I'm good. How are you? I've got one of the things that we have to talk about is I think I need your manager because you're busy working all the time. I love you. I mean, you're staying busy all the time. Her manager is so good that, you know, he was able to get her and chewing the fat twice.

I mean, thank you. I know. In the same year. I know. I know. Well, thank you. I'm happy to be talking to you again. So last Sunday, previous Sunday, your shameless episode aired. I know. I mean, yesterday. day if you're listening live, you know, listening live to the podcast. But if you're not listening live to the podcast, it was the 15th of December 2019. You got your episode in. When last we spoke, the episode was upcoming and you were, you know, you didn't share

that much about the episode. You're kind of, you know, loosey-goosey with what happened and what stuff going on. Like, there was some reason, I guess there was some sort of contractual arrangement. Which is what she keeps getting her callbacks because she doesn't spill the beans when she comes to your show. well you know how it is they have you sign away your first born child and all the things so man i want to get under wraps i might be willing to give up my firstborn child so i would be willing to sell it all right so i'm looking down you know i know so since we last talked uh you uh you

uh you know just a reminder to everyone that you were in the you know the latest goliath uh episodes uh on show on uh amazon and so season four has been announced the last and final season season of Goliath. Are you going to hit up? I mean, you're going to be working on the latest the last Goliath? You know, it's, I don't know. My character had a pretty, um, lovely arc and it kind of wrapped up. So I don't, I don't know. I don't think so, but I, I would always want to come back. Right. And look, and I had a great time. And look, this is just, you know, look, I'm sure you probably know this already. So, you know, this is not going to be something new to you from me, but there are, there's something called another.

character that you could play. I know. Of course. Well, usually not on the same show. You know, sometimes the law and orders, you get to spin back. But unless you're like David Cross, who wears a wig like no one else can. Right. Thank you. Nice. Nice. Nice. All right. So, Marisa. I see you've got a couple of new shows that you're working on. One is going to be, you know, announce TV series Beyond Therapy. Can you talk about that at all yet or we have to wait on that? Oh, you know, I think that's something that they're trying to sell. I don't think that that's sold yet.

Okay. And I see a pre-production. I do have an indie. Yeah, I have an indie that's coming up that I just shot actually called Unhinged, which was really fun. It's a thriller. Are you, psychological thriller? Are you playing Dr. Laura Slesinger?

I think her name's Diane, actually. Maybe their sister. Okay, because it says here Dr. Schlesinger, and I thought, oh, my gosh, she's playing Dr. Laura? It's hysterical. I'll pitch that next round. I know. I know. So apparently that it's not Dr. Laura, and I could just throw out the fun that I had all wrapped up for you.

So, all right, so also a couple other things that I wanted to talk to you about today that are hot on my issues to talk to you about. All right. Before you tell us what's going on, and we can talk a little bit about your, you know, the new commercial with GE and Disney and playing around. Yeah, that's a fun one. I know. It's powerful.

And we'll get to that. But as I was looking down the list of things to talk to you about, I see where you've done a couple of operas. Yeah. Right? And you got an opportunity to talk with, or to work with a big opera, Placito Domingo? that's true yes I did um so I mean I did a lot of operas in LA Music Center opera and he

he conducted one of the operas so I think stepped in and sang for one performance so I know how opera singers do that honestly but that that's right so I mean is there I mean we know you know Placito had some reports of you know some some stuff going on and are we going here with Jesse. Of course we are. Stop it. Of course we are. No, we're not going to go there.

I want to know. You're not going to go there. I really, I was a kid at the time and I, we had a few kids that would be, you know, around the opera and watched closely by our, you know, choir mistress. Okay. I don't know anything about that. It's starting to disappoint you, Jeffie, but it wasn't hard. wasn't part of my history.

Okay, so also today on the news reported again is we want to talk about, you know, different actors that don't wear deodorant. How many actors you worked with that don't wear deodorant and have that, you know, that B.O? I don't think of as ever having a scene where, I mean, I feel like I'm the one I'm always worried about. Are you always worried about yourself? Thank you. I know, but there's a big story about Matthew McConaughey again, you know, Mr. Mr. Superstar, Mr. Sexy Star. Go done the legend. if you go down the list because she might know some of these actors.

Okay. I mean, they're talking about Matthew, you know, they went down the list. I would hope if you're doing your own stunts and you're out there that you're breaking a sweat, you know what I mean? Bradley Cooper, Cameron Diaz, Simon Baker, Tom Ford, Julia Roberts, Chris Cruz. Are you asking me to reveal that we're all human? Is that what you're asking? No, I'm asking you to realize that we're all human and there may be times when, you know,

obviously there may be times when you're working and you're sweating and you haven't had an opportunity to get to the shower and wear some deodorant. I understand that. However, these people are saying that they never wear deodorant because at McConae was saying... I think you're going to say that they never sweat.

No, if they never wear deodorant, you know, he prefers to smell like a man. Oh, that's very, like, primal. Ah, yes. I don't know what to say about that. That's a good way to put it primal. See, Marissa, I was telling Jeffrey that it's a fine line between smelling like a man and B.O. And I believe that he's probably figured it out how I could smell like a man.

Because there's some ladies out there that like that manly smell. Not the B.O. smell. That's right. Sure. Okay. I guess. I mean, I'm glad to know that this concerns, Jesse. Thank you. I'm concerned because it really, it really bothers me. I can't take it. I've been working with Jeffrey for four years. I'm surprised, Jeffie. I had you read as like, a mountain man aren't you going to go out there and talk down a tree

I had him in a some of mine men too don't don't tease me with that I'm learning a lot of value in this second interview don't don't tease me with talk like that don't do it don't

don't do it all right so you've got the now you're doing GE commercials and you're doing Star Wars and uh Mandalorian and you're having fun with that what's next are you in a big series

for GE now with a commercial outlet for that Hey, let's send it out there. I loved it. I was great. I will say, and that was really fun because we got to do, we got to work with the green screen and they put in all the Star Wars effects. Wait, what?

Hold on, that wasn't real? It wasn't real? Absolutely, it was real. Thank you. I'll talk about it some other time when you're not. I forget this is a season of magic and I need to keep it alive. Oh, yeah. But it was, they had like DB8 on set with us.

So that was really fun. all the things. Before you go, I'm going to have to get your manager's name because you know, you're staying busy and working all the time and I'm telling you, I need to find that out. I need to get the work like that. So what's up next? What are you doing?

What's happening? So this India will come out and then, you know, I'm hustling. I got a couple things on the back burner and we'll see if they come through and it'll be a good, it'll be a great 2020, I think. So we're talking to Marisa. That's about here. And, you know, we talked about last. Last time your episode on Shameless, are you going back?

You got more, you're going back to Shameless here at the end of the, before the show ends altogether? I'll put on a wig. They can't tell me back, sure. Oh, so, yeah, no, the answer is. This is one off. Oh, no. So sad. Well, you got to be a part of it before it ended, right?

Yeah. I forgot, I don't know if you said it last time, but did you get to meet any of the stars? My scene is with Kevin. Oh, Kevin is great. Kevin is great. Yeah. We had a super fun time. It's a very funny thing.

If you get a chance. So I said, yes. You did me to start. Did he wear deodorant? Did I work with any of the else? No, mine, if you see it, it's, uh, I'm an attorney and I'm opposite him. He's hysterical in it. We had a couple great scenes, but that was my, you know.

Right. Right. Did he wear deodorant, though, was my question. Did he wear your? Yeah. I think so. I certainly doesn't get a whiff of any. I mean, you obviously, you obviously wore it.

Yes, I did. And thank you. Marisa. Thank you very much. Seriously, I really appreciate your time, and I love talking to you. Thank you, guys. It's fun. Take care yourself.

And if, you know, anything that we can help with, I'm very happy to help with. I love you guys. Oh, thank you. I appreciate it. Happy holiday. Thank you. Have a Merry Christmas and enjoy the family. and remember at the family gatherings wear deodorant.

You got it. Thank you. Thank you, Marisa. Thanks, guys. So what kind of a mental problem is wrong with you if you do a crime and then you call the police and say, hey, I just stole the car and I'm about 12 miles away. So you come and get me.

I'm over here. And then the police kind of went and looked, but they weren't really, you know, they weren't really looking so they couldn't find the guy. Pretty soon he called back again and say, hey, how come you haven't come to arrest me? Because, you know, here I am over here. And so then the police never went to figure it out

They're trying to catch him out. What's a man have to do to get arrested around here? So he broke into a convenience store, sat down, started drinking beer, called the person. Called the, no, he didn't shoot anybody. No, he just broke into the convenience store.

I'm pretty sure he kicked it in. He didn't shoot anything in. There was no, I mean, come on now. You don't know that. Were you there? No, but I just know the guy who just wanted to get arrested. I don't want to shoot anybody. That's what we do here.

We read between deliance. So he broke. He broke in the convenience door and did that or kicked in the door and then he started drinking some beer and called again that said hey police officers

when are you going to come to arrest me they finally show up and arrest and they're going to charge him a second degree burglary theft charges are pending and they found the car that he talked about the first time they called so Merry Christmas

I mean, right. Mary, because it's what you wanted. This is what you get. How many times you got to call? All right. How many times you have to call the police department to get arrested? And we don't talk about a police department because we do love the police department. And no other show out there supports and love the police department month that we do.

Thank you. So that goes without saying, although we just go ahead and say it because it goes without saying. Yeah. But like, come on, police officer. What do you have to do? Thank you. The guy called possible three times. He possibly.

He called three times. Three times to call to finally get arrested. This is not America. I do not recognize this America anymore. Right. I do not recognize this America anymore. That's why you never get your fingerprints taken either. So a 70-year-old man has just been arrested.

Oh, no. Did he call to? No, he didn't. He did not call. He did not call. This man did not call. Uh-oh. I feel like I'm going to get mad.

He pled guilty, though. Oh, you don't do that. You never played guilty. How old is he? He pled 70. Yeah, you don't play guilty. He pled guilty to four charges related to stealing from banks. He robbed banks in 1977 and 1978.

There's a statutory something. No, there's not. No? I guess not. Not in Australia. Oh, the obvious. So, I know. So he had his fingerprints taken.

Uh-oh. for another little problem that he got into. And then the police are looking back at these old crime notes. You don't do that, no. Right? No, you never look at cold cases. Come on. The guy's 70.

It's a bank robbery from the 70s. Did he kill anybody? It was only like 12,000. It was like eight robberies. Big deal. 12,000, what, pounds, Libra, that says 12,000 bucks. Almost 13,000 bucks.

And for eight robberies, that's a lot of robberies for not much money. Not that much money. Right? Because their money is even worse. You're looking at what, a thousand, almost, I mean, eight robberies, you've got $1,500 bucks of robbery, something like that. I mean, that's not even.

Maybe the Aussies were issues. Why do it? They're having issues with their banks. So, that's possible. So apparently, back in the 70s, he wasn't happy. He was working as a trader. Who is happy, Jeffrey? He wasn't making any money. He was drinking. He'd go to lunch.

You get drunk. What do you do, Jeffrey? When you're unhappy, and you're out there drinking and you get drunk. What else is there to do? Except buy sunglasses and fake mustaches and go rob banks. I think I could even grow his own mustache. What the hell?

Well, you want to be different. No, you don't want to. No, not when you're rob it banks because you have pictures of you. You just grow the mustache, shave it off. Well, no, you don't. No, you can't. Not if you're going to rob banks continually. You got to have a disguise.

No wonder. This guy got caught. Wow. Do you, you don't know anything about crimes. Oh, I do. And robbing banks. Wow. That was a cop, so I know.

So, yeah, that's what I'm saying. You were a cop. You know, the same cops said, don't come when I call to confess for three freaking times. You're not out there actually doing crimes. This guy was free and clear. He was. Because he had to disguises.

And then he got to really, then after he robbed them, and he felt bad. He said he felt bad. I've got it felt bad. He felt bad for, like the 70s? What happened? Oh my gosh. But later in the late, after 78, after he'd robbed 12 banks.

Okay. Okay. He got a really good job. What did he get? So he stopped gambling. Oh. Stop drinking. Good for him. Stopped robbing banks.

Come on, man. That is turning a new league. Upstanding citizen. That man should be living his American dream in Australia. In Australia. Exactly. Oh, he's missing bind the farm, raising some goats and kangaroos. I think that's what he was doing.

Oh, he was trying. But he got into some kind of other trouble where they had to take his fingerprints and then they, you know, ran it through the... Poop-boop. Hey, sir. You're coming with us. He robbed banks back in the 70s. Come on.

Oh, that's in the 70s. They pled guilty. It doesn't say that he, that they made him do any time. Oh, well, he... I mean, so they maybe, maybe he pled guilty and the judge was like, get out of here. There's a movie coming then. Repay the 12,000. Get out of here.

There's a movie. I like that idea. Yeah. He's got to do a quick book. Quick screenplay. And then let's get to it. Yes. We'll buy it.

We'll buy that. We'll give him $12,000. No. Give him $1,200. Maybe you're getting closer to what I'm going to give. $200. What much? $1,200.

$200. You get closer to what I'm going to give for. $12. Yes, and we'll definitely pay for that. Did I tell you my encounter with a police officer on Friday? Oh, does he know that you? You were a former gate guard? No, he didn't stop me, which he got me more madder that he stopped me.

Yeah. So I'm driving to work to record the podcast, right? And then... When is this? Friday. Okay. And then... I didn't know about this on Friday.

Because I was so mad at him that he had not pulled me over. He should have pulled me over. And give me the damn ticket. Why he did was worse of what he did not do. So I got my phone out, you know? I was reading while driving. Right. I was reading a couple of stories.

You could do that. It's not illegal. If it was illegal, why do they have guardrails? Thank you. And, you know, I'm slowing down and it's, you know, I was about to go into the HOV lane coming here. And I see this car slowing down. It kept slowing up. It kept slowing up.

It sped down. And I could see it out of the side of my eyes. I like, it's sped up. I'm like, what is his problem? I look up. It's a state trooper with his window down, looking at me. And his finger going like this. he's shaking it back and forth

back and forth because he doesn't want to pull you over he does not want to pull me over I felt like dude pull me over and I won't my phone I'm like I'm reading like right well I'm reading like Dill you're shaking at what's your problem

no you cannot do that I wanted to do that but I felt like if I do that I will get arrested because it can't flick off a police officer sure you can this is America it's not Australia so upset that he gave me the finger out the window. That's fantastic.

Like, shaming me. Yeah. And not giving me a ticket. I will take the ticket over to meet him, shaming me in the middle of the highway. And all I can think it's like, where's Jeff Fisher right now? I mean,

you got to thank him, right? You got to thank him for not giving you a ticket. No, I want a ticket. You don't want the shame? I do not want the shame. The shame is worse, and he knew that too. Because as soon as he caught my attention

and, you know, I replied back with like, yeah, my hand. He kept saying, no, you can't do that. He mouthed it, no, you cannot do that. I felt like, oh, this, fuck. It's about to come down here, right in the middle of the highway. So he went, sped off, and then I went to the HOV so mad. He ruined. My Friday was ruined. I wanted to you were so cranky. I was very cranky. I wish you would have said something to me. I was really cranky that Friday. Because we would have got, well, somebody get the state troopers on the phone. We'll talk, we'll find out who that was. Give me the ticket. This cannot have right. It was. It was

patrol car 366. How dare the police department make a judgment call and not give a ticket? If you see patrol car 366 in the highway, you're more than welcome to read and tweet and then you do whatever you want. If you see 366 you just drive by and

wave your forefinger back and forth at him. Just saying no. Just mouth. No, you cannot do that. Right back at him. A friendly reminder to subscribe. to chewing the fat.

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Click on that. No, because, you know, you don't want, people get upset when you get your cockles warm. Whoa. And some people don't have, some people are you, like Pat had his cockles removed for a long time. Oh no.

Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah. That changes a lot. I know. So I'm just, no, I don't know. Look, if you, if you've got cockles, I don't want to be the one to warm them. Okay.

Well. Anyway, subscribe to chewing the fat. Go to the blaze.com slash podcast. Download and subscribe to more content. I know, I just told him that. Oh, wait, so my man Jay Leno is in trouble. And my first question is, is he really in trouble? What?

Who did he touch? I know. But Jay doesn't. That's Jay Leno, right? There's no way. Jay Leno's not, me too. People said that a lot about Bill Cosby. Okay.

Don't be putting Jay Leno in with Bill Cosby. Jay Leno is not. roofie and the people in the car garage at Jay's garage. Jay touched me under the hood. No. What was that again? Jay touched me under the hood. So I went over to Jay's house and the next thing I know, he's in my trunk.

So I went over to Jay's house and he's trying to rev up his engine. I was just, no, sorry, it's not going to, it didn't happen. So I went over to Jay's house and all I want to do is jack me up. I mean, you're not doing that in Jay's garage. I'm sorry, so it's not happening. What's that? Anything about changing fluids? I went over to Jay's house.

He's trying to lubricate me. I mean, just stop. Just stop. There's just a half. Jay Leno's not that guy. He makes jokes. But apparently he made some jokes about Asian Americans. And we can't.

have that anymore. So can we have jokes about anything or anyone? I don't think so. So John Yang head of another advocacy group. Asian Americans advancing justice.

John C. Yang. Bless you. John C. Yang. No, I don't want to see that. Please put it away. Oh, see, that's not funny. He's advanced, Asian Americans advancing justice. Also, so Jay Leno is a repeat offender and dengradating a part of, degradating, denigrating.

Denegrating. I got it's pretty, what am I, I can't even read anymore. Are you Jay Leno now? Yes, hold on. Did you grab your glasses or your wife his glasses? I don't know. Denegrating. Why can I?

Just wipe them. Just wipe. Don't spit on them. Oh, Jeffie. Don't spit on them. on them. Like spit. My glasses. I can do what I want. But spit doesn't do anything. Yes, it does.

What does it do? Yes, it does it. It lubricates the it lubricates the goo that's stuck on the glasses and then you wipe it off. Oh, gross. That's what you do.

You want the, if the goo is stuck on the glasses, you need something to, you need something to lubricate it up to get rid of it. So, John C. Yang, no, I don't, don't want to see that, John. Is after Leno saying that he denigrated a part of our Asian community, and it must stop.

He also accused Leno of stereotyping Asians throughout his career. What do you say they can't see when to drive? Well, there's his use of his offensive stereotype to talk about a Korean skaters Olympic loss in 2002, Kim Dong, Kim Dong Sung. so upset Kim Dong Sung I don't know what she's saying I don't know what she did

Kim Dong Sung was so upset he went home kicked his dog then ate him I mean it's just a stupid joke but we all know that Asian people

do eat dog that's why that's why the dog population of straight dogs in China town Asia town

oh no China no China is zero But China's not dog. That's Korean. It's zero. It's Koreans. It's Korean's eat dogs.

I lived with Koreans for a year and a half. There was no dogs at all. Say that again? I lived with Koreans for a year and a half. You lived with Korea. With Koreans for a year and a half. There was no dogs. There was no dogs.

Where? I'm confused now. You lived with a person who was Korean or you lived in Korea? Both. I live with a person from Korea. Okay. And it was in Korea Town. Korea Town.

Is that a place that I'm not aware of? It's called Korea Town? Yeah. It's right behind us. It's right there. It's right after the train thingy. Train tracks. That's Korea Town.

You go that way. In Irving. In Irving. In Irving, Texas. Dallas County, Texas. If you go that way, yeah? Right after the train tracks.

Those of you, those of you are listening, on the podcast, just point your finger straight ahead. So if you go that way, that's Korea Town. Not Korean. Not Korea. Not Korean. Not Korean. Korea Town.

Korea Town. Yes. Right next to the train tracks. If you're watching, you've got just one camera, it's behind Chris. And I'm pointing towards. Away from the camera. So go that way. It's Korea Town.

Yeah. Korea area, Korea Town. Korea Town. How many times do you say that? I'm just checking. Just checking. So. So you live there in that area with a Korean person?

Yes. Korean couple. You lived with a Korean couple? Yes. That's special. Elder couple. That's special. Yeah.

Were you there? They just lived in a room. Toy, were you there? I just lived in the room. Were you there? Cleaner? Were you there? No, I just had a spare room and I lived with them.

Interesting. Interesting. But they didn't have any. dogs is what you were trying to say. No dogs. No dogs. So if you look at the stories about that, there's two stories that pop up when you type in Koreans eat dogs. You know, dog meat consumption in South Korea, Wikipedia, and you have South Koreans eat more than two million dogs every year. And it's a common thread for people to joke about this group of people eating dogs. But apparently you can't do that if you're Jay Leno anymore.

And so good luck, Jay. Talk to you later. I mean, after we found out what's going on in your garage, I mean, it's no wonder you're in trouble. Hey, do we know if New Orleans is still under a state of emergency? I mean, I'll check for you. Hold on. I mean, they went under a state of emergency on Friday.

If you're, if you're listening live, like I said earlier in the podcast, it's the 16th of December 2019. Hey, what happened to Moran Trivia before you go? Because more entreaty was the Colts and the Saints. Correct. So what happened? That game is tonight. You're listening.

It was a Monday night game. Wait. I did not, listen, I was the commissioner. Commissioner. No, I'm sorry because I'm pissed right now. I waited Friday, Saturday, Saturday. I know. And then on Sunday night, after watching Cowboys and the Rams, I know. I was like... Well, that game was actually Sunday afternoon, but go ahead.

Okay. What? I look at my comments, like, oh, did they play? Oh, let me go. And I look at your Twitter. I'm like, wait, Jeffie hasn't written. Oh, let me check on Keith. No, Pat, maybe Pat Twitter. Oh, no. Maybe let me go to the Internet.

Monday. I'm like, what is that? So, Commissioner, can you please elaborate what happened? I could elaborate. That's the game that was chosen. That's the game we played. No. So does any game?

It has to be a game that's played on that weekend. Like next weekend, there's Saturday games and Sunday games because we're getting close to the end of the season. We're heading in the playoffs. So it's just, you know, we can pick. Look, first of all, lose your attitude with me on the games. We can pick any damn game we want, all right? That's the whole point of it.

We can choose any game we want. Originally, when we first started playing this, or one of the original games, when we first started playing 100 years ago in Tampa, we did it for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. So it was their games. Whatever game Tampa was playing, we had to do those. So we had to choose, you know,

every week was Tampa, convenience stores, Tampa Bay convenience stores, and their opposing team. So then when we, you know, when we started, when you start doing national, internet, worldwide web kind of stuff, you can pick any game, it doesn't matter.

So it's this, it's tonight's game. I didn't have a choosing in this. Had the commissioner's office been involved, I may have, I would have frowned upon it. So you didn't know. Had the, I'm just saying. You could have picked that.

I'm just saying, had the commissioners office men involved, I would have frowned. You could have picked that Cowboys and Rams game. That would, why would you do that? Why would you pick a big game like that? So are, are the Rams no longer. They're done now. There are because. I don't, I don't watch football.

But at the Christmas party, I was last night, that was like the it. Oh, yeah. So everybody was like cowboyed. Dallas owned the RAM. I feel like that's like my first football game that I felt like, man, my city really did it. Because they kicked her butts. They didn't really do it. They kicked L.A.'s ass. But they're still in first place, but they're tied in first place with the Philadelphia Eagles.

So next week, the Dallas Cowboys play the Philadelphia Eagles. And then they're gone. Plus, this game was the last game for the Cowboys. Just as we go in a little sports talk for you here. I'm sorry. And I'm sorry. And I'm sorry. People don't like sports.

I am so sorry. I'll talk sports with you however long you want. I was just frustrated because it was the first son that I really wanted to see the outcome of Marcheria because I don't have time. But yes, and I had time. This was a big game for the Cowboys too as well as how they could end up with a winning record this year. They had to win this game and they got to win next week.

Yeah, and I was hearing that the guy that has a gap in his teeth, the black guy with a gap in his teeth. Okay. Michael Stran. Yeah, he was talking about that on the halftime. I don't care what Michael Strayan was talking about. I'm just telling you that. I am telling you.

I don't care with the other dinkleberries are saying. That you had the only one saying. The guy with a gap said that too. Yeah. No, like I said. Before I go, I mean, now you got me. I'm ready to talk sports all the time. I also, during the game, when you were at the party

and you were celebrating watching the Cowboys game, did you see Zeke give the little kid the football after the touchdown? What was that again? Did you see Zeke give the little kid the football? Yes. give the double punch with the explosion, fist and everything. I mean, that was really great, okay?

That was really great. So it made me think that earlier in the, it was, I think it was last week or maybe it was even this weekend. You know, look to see when it actually was, that they find a player for winning the game and then jumping up into the stands. I think it was this week. This was past weekend Thursday night game, maybe.

The team won. And, yeah, the Ravens game. Yeah, yeah, I was just, I had it clicked on the Ravens game. They find Marcus Peters $14,000 because they, he scored a touchdown. He had the game that put the game out of reach. The game was done then. And he jumped up into the crowd and slammed a beer, slammed a bud light with the guys in the crowd. The NFL fined him 14 grand.

Now, I know that the NFL charges the players, the price of the football when they give them away to the fans. the player, you know, has to foot the bill for that. But I can guarantee you it ain't 14 grand. No, I don't think so, yeah. That's so cute, he gave the little kid of football, but you can't jump up in the stands and slam a beer with fans. By the way, the stadium, the same stadium. Hello?

Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Can you guys hear me? Yes. Is this? Hey, hey, you.

You know, it's Jay Leno calling in. You know, I heard you talking about this thing, a story about me. Yes, yes. I was referring to the, you know, the Korean jokes that you're in trouble for. You know, this is a long-standing joke. I don't really if one gets upset about this. Well, they get upset. How many have a dog in the past at some point?

They get upset because you're, they claim that you're, you know, giving Koreans bad name. You know, but, like, it's okay. Hey, where are more dogs missing than anywhere else? in Korea, right? Am I right? You know. I guess it's possible that you're right. So, Jay, one of the reports that we had also is that you know, I know you're in trouble over

the Korean comments and eating a dog. You know what? You know what? NBC, you know, I've already made my money with them. So I'm not really worried about that. I don't like to offend anybody, but come on. Like, can't we make a joke about anything? Like, Chinese or bad drivers? You know, where's this going to end? Why are

why are Chinese bad drivers? Well, why are Irish drunk? Do you know what I mean? Why is that retains in the mafia? I don't know the answer to that. But what we're concerned about, though. What I'm concerned about is that we also had some reports here on this show today of a possible B2 issues that you've had at your garage.

Me? This is, you know, this is news to me. Could you fill me in all this? I like the nicest guy in the world. And listen, listen. I'm not like creepy Joe. I'm the least tansy guy in the world. When I shower, I stay in my clothes.

Jay, I don't want to, listen, I don't want it. It was probably a bad report about your garage. You know, you know what I think it is? You know what I think it is? You know, all of my cars have women's name. And I do touch them. I do touch them. So maybe one of the cars made the report.

And it's very possible. And that's, you know, I'll tell you what. That's exactly what some of the reports we're talking about. Getting up under the hood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Draining the fluid, right? Lubricating the joints.

Yeah, yeah, a little loob here and there. Yeah, so it's possible that it was a car. You're right. Yeah, you see that? You know what I mean? This isn't the problem with the Internet. Things are kind of getting out there and they get around the world. You got to get in front of them.

But, you know, the thing with the dog meat, I mean, come on. Everyone's got to relax a little. Well, I appreciate you calling in. Jay and it means a lot to me that you were listening. I love your show. I love your show. I love the tune in. You guys are a great broadcaster. You're doing a great job there. So I'm so glad I could just, you know, call in and clear up this whole dog meat thing.

Well, you take care of yourself, Jay. And good luck and God bless. Have a very merry Christmas and a great new year. And if you're ever in Los Angeles, stop by my garage. I'm going to make sure I'm not there. It's very kind of you. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Wow.

So the show is live. Wow. See? How many times I tell you? We still haven't reported on New Orleans yet. So, you know, it's the way it goes.