Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 275 | Ricky Gervais Takes The Gold, Oprah in on Tour, & Francis Underwood is BACK?

Episode Date: January 6, 2020

2020 is starting with a BANG! Jeffy is BACK and this time he wants to talk all about The Golden Globes and who won. Oprah decided to go on tour around the country promoting healthy eating and she'll be interring people like The Rock, Michelle Obama, and Tina Fey. Here we go... Harvey is back in court and Kevin Spacey is on the news again.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Hello. And welcome to 2020. Yes, 2020. And chewing the fat. Go together and just like, this like, Did you know yesterday was dating Sunday? Did you know that?

Did you know yesterday? Don't shake your... Did you know yesterday was dating Sunday? It's the busiest day of the year for online dating Sunday. platforms. Now, Match projected 80% more user activity than average. Bumble predicted 30% jump in new users. Dating Sunday last year, the app and who hasn't used this one, coffee meets bagel, saw a 61% increase in new user signups. I mean, I wish I'd have known. I mean, I'm really disappointed. I missed it. I wish I would know because You know, cuffing season is over.

And when cuffing season ends, you got to get on a dating app, right? Look at me. Wait, you don't know what cuffing season is? Well, hello, it occurs as soon as the weather gets colder and single folks are extra motivated to meet someone. Oh, yeah. Thanks for coming along for the ride today. You know, we had a big recall. I know that's going to be disappointing for you.

But Daimler recalls 744,000 U.S. Mercedes-Benz vehicles. I know. Wait, hold on. That's not food. Oh, okay, never mind. But you can still warn the people. I mean, 700. It's a vehicle.

744,000 U.S. Mercedes-Benz vehicles are being recalled. Oh, sorry. The elite is. can't drive their Mercedes. Please call Bloomberg and... I'm just saying, you don't want these cars on the roads because they have, well, they could have,

faulty sunroves. Oh, God forbid that sunroof comes off and... If you're driving out of the road and the sunroof detaches? I don't think that's possible. Okay. Well... Maybe it won't open for your sunny day in sunny California because that's where all the...

Mercedes owners are. Or it won't close and you're in New York and it's like negative too. For those of you that saw me driving around on that Mercedes it wasn't mine. It wasn't mine. It was my father-in-law's. But I didn't realize that they

had a big $20 million civil penalty over handling its U.S. vehicle recalls. My father-in-law, I'm going to be sending up the old Mercedes-Benz link. I'll tell you that. because now his Mercedes he's the old Mercedes right

like 1970s Mercedes no oh no no no this one is 90s I think we're still in the 2000 oh okay okay yeah we're in the 2000 yeah we're in the 2000 okay and it's uh it doesn't okay it doesn't have a sunroof

you happy it's convertible the uppity elitist that's all I can say is there a week off of the convertibles God I hope there is I hope there's a week off of the convertibles and you miss the deadline

that's not my car you call it your car no no I do you call it I do not Jeff Fisher Every time you talk about this Mercedes I should her I should figure I should figure away to get this Mercedes out here

before he passes away so I know I'm going to lose if he passes away. I know I was here for a while. I know, that's what I'm saying. And now it's back in Florida. Very disappointed. Somehow this car makes it from Texas to Florida, Florida to Texas by himself. It does.

I tell you what's going to happen here real soon. There's going to be a long weekend from Jeff Fisher. You know, I was in Tampa. You could have just told me I could go pick it up and drive it back? I'll drive it back. Oh, absolutely. Oh, it's okay for you to be seen in a Mercedes? Oh, you know, I have an image

to keep. Driving it back? I don't know if you want to disappoint people. I've damaged my image by driving a smart car. That's true. That's really true. I mean, the Mercedes might have to let you in it. That's why I have a Lexus keychain on my smart car.

Oh, you have a Lexus? Yeah, I do. I remember driver Alexis. All right, let's get to the big, the big story of the day, the Golden Globes. Do we have the Golden Globes? we have the oh we can't play anything from the golden globes we i mean we can't play nothing anything if you're listening to any other podcasts uh on the network and all of a sudden you hear that's the part where they had golden globe stuff on we took it out we that's what i mean yeah we took

it that's what i mean when you hear that's the part that the i'm sorry if a producer left that much space i will definitely so when you hear that so when you hear all then i'll change i'm sorry if they actually, if they actually just took out the audio and, and tightened it up, when you hear someone go, hey, let's talk about the, and then onward to, hey, don't forget to purchase, uh, keeps. Go to keeps.com.

Go to keeps.com for, for, uh, hair stuff. Uh, you know that that's where they talked about golden gloves. Let's go to tell us. You know, man, did you see Ricky how to go to keeps.com? You know that all that was taken out. All right. So there's no audio being played. But I'd like to say that

positive that I am correct about Joaquin winning the Oscar as he won the Golden Globe last night for the Joker. There's no way he loses for Joker. It's not going to be done. It's not evident. Now, I will say this, that perhaps the Oscars, when they give

Joaquin his Oscar for Joker, maybe they tell him, dude, you don't need to say anything. If you really want to talk, you know, go backstage and talk to the press and bids them out for a while. Tell them you're tired of answering the same old questions for the past six months. You go ahead and do that like you did at the Golden Globes. But don't say anything on stage because now you can say something on stage if you've taken your meds and haven't drinking any alcohol. But if you've taken your meds and drank some alcohol like you did at the Golden Globes,

you might want to not say anything. Seriously. What happened? What are you doing, bro? I don't know. Was it a plant-based food? It could have been. There was no meat, sir.

There was no meat serve. It's ridiculous. Congratulations to Renee. Zellweger. Just do the work, Renee. Just do the work. I watched the whole thing. I watched the whole thing.

You know, Best Motion Picture, musical or comedy, goes to once upon a time in the Hollywood. Elton was pissed. Elton was pissed. Did you see, like, he won, they won, Elton won a bunch of other stuff, and, let's his face won the award for,

is this the, No, that's the wrong. No, sorry. You want to... Sorry, I'm a little rusty. Oh, it's just a rocket man. Burn it out. Right, thank you.

Anyway. So he was real happy, man. I mean, they brought him out at the beginning. They brought him out to win his war with Bernie Toppin. And Bernie thinks a lot of himself and he always has. And then what's his face? won the best actor. Taran Egerton.

He won best performance by an actor in a motion picture, musical, or comedy. Which, you know, okay, great. And he did a good. His speech was very nice. And Elton won some of them. We can go down the whole winners and, you know, winners and they won.

Oh, but we can go down the whole list. No. But I'm just saying that when, this is the point when, when Rocket Man lost the best picture. win. I gave it to once about a time. Elton, I would say if you went back, like, let's go ahead and roll.

Those of you watching on Blaze TV. Not possible. You're not on the TV. And now we can't roll the video anyway because gosh darn it, we can't play the Golden Globe stuff. Oh, ah, man, I wish we could have. You know, a good host would be like, hey, let's go and watch. And that was all it. Thank you. Yeah, thank you.

Keeps.com. And then you knew that we played the audience. You're right, damn it. All right, maybe we could set it out. Hold on. Let's roll. Those of you watching on Blaze TV, Let's roll the time when they gave the award to once upon a time in Hollywood when they announced it. And then you can visibly see where Elton is pissed. Keeps.com. Are you tired of losing your hair? So we just said it down.

Yeah. Yeah. So I watched the whole thing. Look, Rick and Jervas is great. He did. Can we go to the tape? I don't know that he. I don't know that he outdid my expectations,

but he was really good. How about we just play it for the time? He was really good. Let's just play the opening model. Yeah, definitely. He was, I mean, seriously, he was so good at throwing these dingoberries under the bus.

I really, yeah, let's go ahead and play the tape. Keeps.com. Keeps.com. Are you tired of losing your hair? I mean, I think, I hope they're a new sponsor of the show. They should be.

Why are they not on this show? They just give them a whole six minute segment. Why are they not on this show? So the Harvey Weinstein trial started up in New York today. Harvey made his way into court, man. Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty. I don't even know why they're having the trial. Harvey's, you know, Harvey has pled not guilty.

There were all kinds of protesters out protesting Harvey, but there wasn't any big shouting. I looked at the video. I was trying to find some, you know, some, Harvey, Harvey, Harvey. Pay for my... Oh, we got to talk about Lori Laughlin. No. For him, Harvey, Harvey,

touch me right here. Right here. Me too. Touch me, touch me. No, means, no. No, seriously, touch me right here. No, no.

So, one story that I read was great as it talked about people where, you know, their slogans and people, there were, there were protesters out there. Wait, Harvey has a slogan? What's his slogan?

Touch me and... The Harvey slogan is no means yes. Oh, okay, okay. He got that from me. Is that the only thing he got from you? Yes. If you want to go there, I go there. I wish you to get a lot more, I'll tell you that.

Did you get anything from him? Not a nothing. Oh, you did it wrong. You aren't kidding, because I would have been a movie star. So not only you failed. Not only you failed to send Elvis to Michael Jackson or send Max. to Kevin Spacey. You failed to take,

hey, when you were Fox? Worse case, it could have been me. Worse case it could have been me. Weren't you a Fox also? Yeah. Did Roger Ailes never put a move on you or something? Dude.

Dude. Send the wife to Roger Ailes? Like. Something. You think something would have come out of that, right? Dude. No rim shot for that? You'd think something would have come out of that.

Anyway, one of my favorite parts of the story about Harvey going into court today is that he's got his walker right only one story calls it a walking frame that hell's a walking frame so what's just a walker the walker the walker do you have a tennis balls well yeah you can't have a walker without tennis balls you can't it's just no you can't if you have this conversation if you have a walk we had this conversation you can't have it without the tennis balls I know that you can't that's what I'm saying wow I mean he is already guilty right I don't even know they're having the trial. I mean, the world has got Harvey done. He's, he's already paid more money in bail. They gave him a million. Then they came back and gave him $5 million because he,

you know, accidentally went out without his, without his monitor on. Well, you forget. Who amangas, Jesse? Thank you. That's what we said before. I know. We've had this conversation. I feel like this is Dejavo. It's 2020, Jeffrey. Why are bringing 2019 into this? The trial just started. Oh, okay. The trial actually started. Wait, but he's no longer have a job and we took him out of movies. I mean, no, we didn't. Everything's, we took them out of everything, but not really. And we took everything.

I mean, the company's gone. The company's paid off a bunch of women already, a bunch of people. I said, I don't know about a bunch of women, but the company's paid off a bunch of people. Why would that get a rib shot? It's Weinstein. Better be safe than sorry. I mean, Cosby never had a chance. He's in prison.

He's a ringleader now. Dude. Right? You know who else? I was thinking about Cosby because I think it was last week was the four-year anniversary of him blocking me on Twitter.

Bastard. So. Right. I celebrate it now. Now it's a holiday in my house. It is? Yeah. It is.

Well, get roofied. With the pudding. See, that's where the... You'll get roofied. I have to rim shot myself. Can you roomshot me? Yeah. Oh, yeah, sure.

You know, that's what we have our pudding. No, see? No, never mind. It's all done now. It's over. I am rusty as hell right now. That's not the word I'm looking for. But if you want to go with that one,

you'll go right ahead with rusty. Anyway, so we got Harvey. We got, we got Cosby in prison already. Next up, Kevin Spacey. Right, now, Kevin has, you know, he's still living large. on Frank Underwood. It was his deal anyway.

Though, I mean, Frank Underwood was... It's him. His show. Just like Joaquin is Joker. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, the whole idea of House of Cards is Kevin Spacey.

Did we cut something from the Golden Globes? Yeah, there was some audio that we played. Oh, okay. Okay, okay. And I didn't want to go into keeps again, so I just kept going. So last year, he issued like a three-minute video.

Oh, yeah, the return. Right. So quote the return. He was in the kitchen. It was everything. It was like three or four minutes long. Can we play that? This year, no, that's already been edited out.

Oh, okay. Sorry. I mean, sure. You know what? I don't care what they say. We're airing the video. Keeps.com. Tired to losing your hair.

Keeps.com. So this year, he posts another video of Frank Underwood. Well, okay. Oh, it's going to be a fun one. week. In Christmas, 2019. Christmas Eve. This year. Christmas Eve of 29. I swear to God. Do those truth

not live here? Are we forgotten that truth lives here? He posts a video that's a minute long. So I know, and I don't you know what? I don't care what they say. We're airing this video. All right. It's Kevin Spacey in front of the fireplace. You didn't

really think I was going to miss the opportunity to wish you a Merry Christmas, did you? It's been a pretty good year and I'm grateful to have my health back. And in light of that, I've made some changes in my life and I'd like to invite you to join me. As we walk into 2020, I want to cast my vote for more good in this world. Ah yes, I know what you're thinking. Can he be serious? I'm dead serious.

And it's not that hard, trust me. The next time someone does something you don't like, you can go on the attack, but you can also hold your fire and do the unexpected. You can kill them with kindness. Keeps.com. Keeps. Tired to losing your hair. So, I mean, Kevin is still on the wire for a bunch of issues. Well, he played a gay car, so we get.

I find it amazing that we have a, you know, we had the Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy. Who did not kill himself? Okay. Ricky said it. Do you want to go to the video of the Golden Globe? But Ricky said that. No. No?

No, we don't need to play that. That's fine. But I know Ricky made the joke. Remember, don't forget, he also told us that these were jokes. Yes. Yes, he did say that. And this was his way of also saying, hey, he's a friend of yours, right? Okay, so then it was, I love the, I love the, uh,

Leonardo DiCaprio joke too, where how long the movie was once about a time. Right. It was one girl. The end of the movie, she was too old. She was too old. That's such a great. All right. All right.

Great joke. Hilarious. And the bird box joke. Oh, and that. I mean, that table with Markle Scorsese. The 3,000-year-old table? They got nothing last night, man. That whole, Alpuccino looks horrible.

What happened to him? Alpuccino looks great. He's got a new show coming out too. And we're going to talk about that to his new show. With the long hair and the oldness. No, that's not the Alpuccino that I know. That's his look, man. Who was sitting next to?

See, then you got homeboy. You got Scorsese and you got a douchebag. The guy that you don't like. Yeah. Scorsese. A Scorsese. To his left. Yeah.

Yeah. Who's not big enough to get out of Disney rides. I'm sorry, but that joke made me feel like he was touching little kids. That's what I got out of that joke. Oh, well. Because he was like, yeah, you're right. I'm too short. You're right.

I'm too short. And Tom Hanks. Well, he rolling his eyes. I think we're going to find out. When Tom Hanks gave his speech, no, we don't have to, don't look forward. I know I didn't request Tom Hanks speech. I could play it for you. Nah, that's fine.

He was great. His speech was great, but he also talked about, and he really was good. And even Ricky Javarez came out after and just was amazing because he was really good. And he's Tom Hanks. But I think we're going to find out that those facial expressions weren't. They were more to do with his cold because he talked about how sick he was in his speech than really what Ricky was saying. I don't know. That's an out for you.

You could use that, Tom, if you want. No problem. In fact, you know what? Get Tom on the phone. Let's see what he has to say. I know he's not feeling well. Maybe he's not going to pick up the phone, but call him anyway.

Just let him know it's me. Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again. He gave me the wrong number. I guess. My whole point was, I started talking about Kevin Spacey, is that now

a third accuser to Kevin Spacey? Dead. Okay, so I just want you to know that the word Rusty is not the word I'm looking for right now. I forgot what everything is on the board. Can you give me that line one more time? I'll edit everything out. So the reason that I was talking about Kevin Spacey

to begin with in the last segment is that a third accuser of Kevin Spacey is dead. an apparent suicide. Those seems to be going around a lot. Right. Was this in New York? Because I feel like New York is having, I don't want to call it epidemic. That's good, they're good.

Oh, okay. It could be. Okay, so let's call it an epidemic of suicides. Okay, let's do that. Yeah, man, we need to get that. Do we need to recall? Do we need to call the USDA? Yeah.

The CDC. The U.S. Department of Agriculture is going to look right in on all those suicides in New York. Hey, we got to put him to work somehow. The parks are not open, so you put the USDA on that. But the USDA doesn't handle the parks, unless Trump is consolidating them. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm a fan if he is. After the whole toilet gate, Trump was like, you know, we're going to put everything together.

I'm a fan. So not only you're handling the toilets, you're. You're going to handle suicides that are happening in the Northeast. Just know that Kevin Spacey is now under, you know, there's new conspiracy theory under Kevin Spacey too. So he's part of the deal. I know that. And look, and look, what's your face?

Jis Lane. Oh, yeah, she's up. From, you know, Jeffrey Epstein's woman who, you know, I know we talked about Epstein, you know, not killing himself, but they 60 Minutes just ran the other interview. Did you watch? Darn the luck. I missed 60 minutes.

Wait. So you watched the Golden Gloves. And you skipped the one thing that is who you are. Well, I didn't realize it was Jeffrey Epstein. I'll go back and watch it tonight. I actually this morning I was like, oh, that's right. I forgot about it. I forgot about it.

So I'll go back and watch. But there's nothing new. We don't know that. Did you watch it? Can you give me a full CTF report about what happened? And now, Jeffie. Yeah, Jimmy, I'm down here on the streets, Jeff, and I'm reporting, because you know, when news happens, CTF reports. Right?

It's the other way. Wait. When CTF records, news happens. When CTF records, news happens. You know that. So I'm out here on the streets, and you guys are recording, so news is happening. The 60 Minutes report, we learned nothing new. It just talked about the doctor has never seen any suicide with those two bones,

the hyoid bone and the dingleberry bone and the Yip to you bone, broken in a suicide. He's done 40,000 suicide cases and not one time. But now it is sure it's possible, but the odds are against it. Back to you, Jeff. See, I told you, we learned nothing. We learned absolutely nothing from the 60 Minutes interview. So, do you think there was foul play here?

The forensic evidence released so far, cleaning autopsy, point much more to murder and strangulation than the suicide and suicidal hanging. I hesitate to make a final opinion until all the evidence is in. People will say, well, you're being paid by Mark Epstein, so of course you're going to say People will say that. It's something suspicious as going on. People will say that. That's a reasonable thing for some people to think.

Yes, it is. But our job is to find what the truth is, just to find out whether there's a homicide or suicide, we're still haven't gotten all the information. But we have. We have gotten all the information. But anyway, so I'll go back and watch it tonight. I'll give you another report tomorrow. All right.

For those of you. For those of you listening live on the 6th of January, 20-20. It is a 6th, 2020. I know for you. Thank you. I know what date it is. But we're not live. What I'm saying right now is not live.

No. Yes, it is. We're live right now. I'm just letting you know that British Social League, Gisland Maxwell, who we were, you know, in the wind.

We don't know where she is. Yeah, where is she? But we do know that she's now being guarded by former U.S. Navy SEALs. And she's actually, we thought that she was, you know, she's probably hiding out in Europe. She could be down in the fires of Australia.

We don't know where she is. Right. She's dancing. Right. She's over in Europe just, you know, sashing around down the streets. Oh, nice. That's a nice word. Thinking of, you know, thinking of, oh, it's so sad that I wish Jeffrey was here,

sashaying with me. But he's not. So she's apparently in safe houses in the American Midwest. So she's here in the States. So she's in flower country. Right. And now she could be here in DFW. That's what I'm saying.

Gis Lane, baby. We have a couple of rich people of West Lake and South Lake and North Lake. Isn't it what they killed that guy that you said? A few years ago, a few years ago, I got a phone number from her. When I met her, I never told anybody that I met her before. Call this number. Let's get her on the line. Maybe she'll answer.

She'll pick up. She'll probably keep her the same cell number. Why would she change it or use different phone lines? that she had years ago when she met me. That would just be dumb. Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial it again. She gave me the wrong number two.

Something is going on, man. Are you dialing the right numbers? Is it the 555 number? Now we've got Tom Hanks, and we've got Jus Lane giving me wrong numbers. I don't think those people would give me the right numbers. Oh, absolutely not. Absolutely not.

Okay. All right. I don't think so either, my friend. I don't think so either. side note did you see your people are getting shaken up a little bit Puerto Rico has another storm coming I think there's a big earthquake nice Is that why my magnitude five man is it Things are rocking all of five eight

See I was wondering why my Puerto Rico before dawn today If those of you listening live possible on the sixth of January 2020 But no wonder my sister-in-law has been sending pictures of Puerto Rico that's why of like I'm like okay fine yeah the crap fell down like who cares and that's what it is huh okay so all right I mean is your sister-in-law I mean is she okay could she give us some CTF reporting no she's in Orlando now what the hell is I don't know she probably felt it did did have shockwave run from Puerto Rico it did as a matter of fact oh my gosh yes at the bottom yeah at the bottom yeah

Yeah, 632 a.m. all of a sudden. Oh, there it is. Yeah, oh, look. Ooh, man, look at that one house. They made on, like, little sticks. They are, sadly. Yeah. Huts.

They're like, people are parking. Is that a Mercedes? That's a Mercedes. No, it's not okay. What the hell? That better not be a Mercedes. We can afford Mercedes. No.

We build them. Somatosso freaking drive them. I don't care if you build them. I don't care. You racist. That's not being racist. That's not being racist. No, it's not.

You remember it's because she said we're good enough to build them, but we're not good enough to drive them. Not on the island. If you're here in the States, Mercedes does not send a car. Dude, you, that listen to yourself right now. That is the most racist thing you said in 2020 so far. Any referred broadcasts. Be a long year ahead, my friend. Oh, really?

A long year ahead. Okay. All right. That's how we're going to play this year. 20, 20, racist. Okay. So,

I mean, I let you announce you could have family members, you know, struggling right now. I could. But there's no phones. We went freaking garbage

like my coconut half and then talking to it or my seashell. I thought that's how you normally talk. And blow on it. I thought that's how you guys normally do. Oh, and let's play some audio.

of the smoke signals, Chris asked his neighbors in Puerto Rico how they are. Hold on I messed up on that one. Said a curse word by mistake. You know, speaking to your people, did you see where El Chapo's son, you know, El Chapo... Joaquina Chivalouzman Loeira.

His son. The untouchable son. Remember, I mean, they had him under boxed in with like an army shooting and they finally let him out. Well, his Wikipedia page, he's still under occupation, the leader of the Sinaloa cartel worth $14 billion. The old man? Yes. Oh, yeah.

Please. Please. I mean, I know that he's in, uh, he's in supermax. Yeah, with, uh, please. Please. He's in supermax online, talking on the phone, running things. Are you talking about Ismail Sambada Garcia? But his son.

Ismail Sambada Garcia? Did you see his Christmas party? What? The residence in the town, right? In the town of Sinolaola. Yeah? He gave away, he had a huge concert. Okay.

Gave away cars, SUVs. Mercedes? Mercedes. Well, no, no, don't say that. No, SUV is a Mercedes. No, no. Only, only Joaquin drives the... Did he give out TVs? Ooh, no, it doesn't say, let me see, hold on.

Yeah, it doesn't say about TVs. It talks about giving away a supermarket plastic bags filled with goodies. He gave away... Supermastic, oh my God. He gave... That is so Hispanic. He gave good will giveaways. He gave...

Oh, he included a Honda Civic. Yeah, he doesn't give a... Yeah, no, he gave Mercedes. Honda Civic. And don't forget, you better be back out in the fields tomorrow, driving that Honda Civic with the rest of your pals. And let's see, what else did he give it one? It doesn't say anything.

He just, you know, he gave a big concert. So he's Santa Claus. Mexican Santa Claus. Yes. And look, and I'm sure everyone was really happy and said thank you a lot. Instead of saying, dude, what, no Mercedes? Thanks for the Honda. Love you.

man, man, do I appreciate the goodies, the goodies from Publix or the goodies from mom and pop down the corner? But, man, couldn't you have given me, I don't know, the kids need. Your dad said, again, thanks for the Honda. Man, you are great and everything you did in the concert is so great. And, you know, it seems like. And it could be me. I just want to tell you, thank you.

But it's really loud. I want to say thank you, too. Everything's great. Oh, man. Wait. Well, don't we're not killing the good people, are we? Be sure to subscribe to chewing the fat. That'd be nice of you.

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Yeah, for Waywatchers. is one of them. Yeah, I know. Healthy is the new skinny. Yeah. Amen. Amen. In fact, she's having like all these people, like she's interviewing. A couple years ago, Oprah gave me her cell phone number. Okay, here we go. Let's try to talk to her, talk to her about this new tour. Give Oprah a call. Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again.

Okay, this whole thing of getting the wrong, you got to be dialing wrong or something because I cannot believe that all three people All three people gave me the wrong number But anyway, I would love to talk to her I think she's also talking to one of the interviews She's doing with the black guy, fitness guy Oh, our boy? From Beachbody

Well, I know Okay, so this past weekend she was in Florida And Michelle Obama's going to be in Chicago with her She was with Lady Gaga This past weekend Yep All right. Now coming up on the 11th,

she's going to be in St. Paul, Minnesota, with Tina Faye. I love Tina Faye. I'm sure you do. January 18th, she's going to be in Charlotte, that's in North Carolina, with Amy Schumer. Not Stacey Abrams?

January, thank you. That would be if she was in Georgia, which she will be January 25th. Oh, in Georgia. Stacey Abrams. She's going to be with The Rock in Georgia. The Rock outweighs Stacy.

Easy. If the Rock said, I don't think so. Oh, please. Dwayne. The Rock. The Rock. Stacey Abram.

Georgia's loser? The only one I could, the only one I can come to is Atlanta, Oprah. I know you had Stacy scheduled. So, no, no problem, Rock. You know, we'll squeeze you in.

Please. How dare the Rock keep woman down. February 8th is going to be in Brooklyn, New York with Michelle Obama. Sondar Casca Cortez. Right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, Michelle Obama. Yeah. Again, AOC was booked in.

She was? She was? She said, that's the only one I could do, Oprah. Oh, and then. Out. But not Chicago, though. She's going to Chicago. We'll see if she's, we'll see what happens. Oh, no, she's not going to Chicago. Her home city. That's what I'm saying. Oprah's City, too. Oh, it is? I mean, yeah. That's where Michelle was that. Yes, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. February 8th, that's Brooklyn with Michelle.

Then she comes February 15th to Dallas. Oh, that's what she's with Glenn Beck. Ellis Ross. Who? Alice Ross. Who? Tracy Ellis Ross. No, seriously.

Stop putting three names together and making them sound like this. Tracy Ellis Ross. Who is that? Wow, you are. Is that from the Ross sisters? You're serious. Yeah, is it from the Ross? Tracy Ellis Ross.

Yeah, from the Ross sisters, right? The actors. They had like a TV show with like that kid and the pig. Yeah, no, I know exactly you're talking about. Didn't you have a car accident? No, it's not. Oh, no, that's Tracy Morgan. That's Tracy Morgan, by the way.

It's a she. But anyway. Oh. Look at you looking gender. Wow. Jeffy. 20-20. You're sexist and racist.

Rona will go for next. I can't believe you don't know Tracy Ellis Ross. Do you know? Yeah, the actress. She was you may remember in blackish. Oh, her. Oh, I do not like her. She's a really progressive woman. She has a lazy eye. I hate her

lazy eye. Because you don't know where to look. Do you look at the lazy eye or do you are like the normal eye? That's true. She has a lazy eye, yes. I think so. I don't think so. I don't think about the wrong black person. It said, black person with the pro? She doesn't have a pro.

I have the racist one. February 29th she's going to be in Los Angeles, California at the forum. Ben, Ben Shapiro, right? Well, Ben was penciled in. Oh, he was? Okay, okay. And then J-Lo said, hey, the only thing, the only one I could make us the L.A. one. Okay, Ben, you're out. Yeah, have a nice day. Jaylo looks so good. And then March 7th,

except did you see what she was wearing at the awards last night with the big bow and the whole thing? Is it true? She's going to perform another Super Bowl? I mean, at the big game? Yeah. Is her in Shakira? Yeah. Nice.

Yeah, maybe she'll wear a bigger bow. March 7th. Or just nothing. That's just. Sexist? It's go to the movie Hustlers. She plays a stripper. Is she an ache?

March 7. Yes. Yes, she is. I feel like you're moving on way too much of this conversation. What is wrong with you, Jeffrey? Are you okay? Denver. Just talking about Oprah's show.

You know a flying crap about J-Lo today. you. I mean, not that I follow on Instagram, I'm fine, but, you know.

That's Brittany. How's our girl doing? She's okay? Because some of the post. I know. She's still struggled with a little. Even Lisa was making fun of her.

That pisses me off. Don't be making fun of my girl. All right. The whole world is making fun of her. She's going to, March 7th. It's going to wrap up the Oprah Healthy is the new skinny tour.

Oh yeah, here we go. He will. In Denver, Colorado. I don't know any of him. So Gail King. Oh, her girlfriend.

Yeah, that's her girlfriend. That's her girl. Yeah, her girlfriend. You got to close out with your girlfriend. Well, you close out with your best friend. Your girlfriend, yes. You've been living with. Wow.

And who you got a gig for working on the CBS Morning Show. Yeah. Not that. Not that Oprah would have had anything to do with that at all. Oh, no. How dare you? How do you? What network was the Oprah show on for a lot of years?

CBS? I can't remember. I can't remember. I think it was like three letters. It starts with a C and it's with a S. It was three letters. It was three letters. It was three letters.

Yeah. Weird how that I was that ABC? Fox. I think it had a C in it. It had a C. So yeah, so CBS. Three letters. So CBS had a C.

Uh-huh. That was one of those, one of the networks. Oh, one of the networks, three letters and a C in it. Okay. I don't remember after that. You know, and I know everyone was all concerned about Australia and their, you know, the climate change. change fire. Well, yeah, we play the video from

Joaquin talking about how we need to care more. And you know what? Play that one more time so that people can hear a little bit about Joaquin what he said at his acceptance speech at the Golden Globes last night. keeps.com. Tired to losing your hair.

Keeps.com. Seriously, I'm going to send this to Keeps. We need to get paid for this. It's 2020. So Victoria is called in Australia, not Victoria, not Queen Victoria's Victorian government.

I was about to punch you. The Victorian government. If you call our queen Victoria, like just some little person. Oh, we got some great stuff over the holidays from the royals too, man. Holy cow.

But they're calling in all kinds of tens of thousands of army personnel and people that are just showing up to help to take care of the tens of thousands of animal

carcasses that are just rotting that were burned to death. It's horrific what's going on. I mean, it was just amazing. Really, the fires did some horrible damage in Sydney. Now, do I believe that it's climate-oriented? No, I do not. Sure, climate caused it, you know, like a lightning strike. But, so people have been trying to help, even people at the Golden Globes.

And even one Instagram model. uh yes Kaelin Ward did you send you money said that hey I'll donate money to the fires to the well not she didn't want to donate

to have people starting more fires to help well after her to the bushfire relief the Australian no reward that please Jeffrey no she's reward oh my gosh

she said reward that because what you're going to say she raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for the Australian Bush Fire Relief. Reward that. Now, she raised this money by offering nude photos of herself in exchange for donations. So prostituting for the cost. She said she was expecting maybe to raise a thousand bucks.

But, no. They estimated more than $500,000 have been raised. Any more, congratulations. Yes. Get those clothes off and let's get some more money raised for the Bushfire Relief Fund. Come on down, Kaelan. Except Instagram said, you know, we're going to cancel your account on Instagram. You're breaking our rules. By the way, you cannot show a nipple.

Your account's going to lock down. You're telling me. Download and subscribe to more content. com slash podcasts. So there's been a lot of stories in the news about celebrities selling their homes and slashing prices and that kind of thing. I know. I thought the same thing. I thought, holy cow, Bruce Willis.

Tom Brady. Slashed his 22-acre property down to 7.6 million. 41% off its original asking. price of 12.95 million. And then last summer they dropped it down to nine. And then Bruce is like, look, we've got to get rid of this Westchester County dump. Where are they at? I'm sick in Westchester County.

I am sick of this place. It's just, look, I cannot live in this 9,000 square foot craftsman style residence with five bedrooms, a media room, a wine cellar. I'm tired of overlooking the Croton Reservoir. I'm tired of the three other cottages on the grounds that come with their own driveway. I'm tired of the two garages, the saltwater pool, a pool house, a tennis court. I'm tired of having this dump surrounded by me, okay? So just get rid of it, and they unloaded it for $7.66 million.

Now, Bel Air is now got the most expensive house on the market. I'm the other side of the country. Way over there. 40,000 square foot. This is what Bruce was looking for, actually, when he bought the Westchester place and he realized it was such a dump. 40,000 square foot, Bel Air Estate,

known as Casa and Cantadada. It's hit the market. You can pick this up $225 million. Wow. Now, this 40,000 square foot property for $225 million. What do you get? When you come with that, well, the interior was designed by Peterson Studios and T.H. Robson-Gibbons who created custom furniture and fabrics for the home.

It was finished in 1937. In 1937 it cost over $2 million, which is about $35 million today, which is why you'd want to spend $225 million. It makes sense to me. I don't know. You know, it has all the moldings and the patterns and everything throughout the iron. work and the terrace balconies. The property has a guest house, a pool house, a manager's quarter. You can't have a, you can't have a house, a 40,000 square foot house without a manager running the joint.

I was just going to ask you that. No. Okay. It has it. It has it. Yes. Maybe that's what's holding the house not being sold? Because it doesn't have a manager's quarter.

But it does. Oh, so that's not it. It's got a basketball court, a tennis court, greenhouses, a rose garden. It's got fish pond. That's my next question. Did it have a greenhouse? It's got mountain views.

Oh, okay. Look, and you think to yourself, but am I going to have room for everybody in the family? Well, it's only got 60 rooms. How many? 60. Oh, maybe that's why it is. I know. I need more rooms.

It's got a screening room, a reception hall, a grand formal rooms. Just stop. Just stop. This is upsetting. I really want to curse him out. Why? Dude, just shut up and sell the damn house. Right?

Like, stop it. Thank you. You try to make it sound like it's the... Yeah, it's a stupid house. And we'll know. Your name is Bruce Willis. But this isn't Bruce's house. And who's how it is that?

This is the house in Bel Air that's selling for $225 million. Oh. No, no, no, Bruce. Bruce sold his dump on the East Coast. Okay. No, Bruce sold his dump. Oh, okay. I mean, he dropped it down four.

41%. I know, yeah. So he sold it. It's sold? But this, yeah, it's gone. Okay. He sold it because I told you he was tired of living in his. I know. And then his, that was only 9,000 square. That's like the manager's quarter of this Bel Air placement. The manager is like, this is all you have for me? 9,000 square feet here. Yeah, that's it, sir.

I can't work. I can't work in here. I can't work under these conditions. Thank you. Who among us has not been able. Right. And I'm not going to expect him to. I mean either. I mean, it's embarrassing that I have to offer.

Yes, I'm ashamed. Thank you. That we have to talk about that. Look, I've got a big place. We've got plenty of things to run. We've got a lot of things to take care. How many square footage? We've got 60,000 square feet.

Okay. No, hold on. It wasn't 60,000 square feet. That's like, it's got 18 foot ceilings. Ooh, that takes a bar made of sterling silver. Maria is going to take a long time clean that ceiling. She needs like three ladders.

This place, man. Holy cow, it's beautiful. It's depressing. That's what that is. He's depressed. The first show of the year. And you got people depressed. Beautiful.

So, so, 20,000, what did I say? 40,000 square feet. Oh, God forbid. 40,000 square feet. God forbid. That's how big the house is? Yeah.

How many square feet is your house? Just a little bit under Oh, okay Just a little bit under 40,000 Mine is only 2200 Yeah this was Mine is just under the 40,000 Under 40?

Yeah, it's got a four in it It has a four in it Where in the number is it? Same place as this one Same place is that one? I think Oh, it is a brandy home I think it does

I think yours is four in the beginning Yeah Which by the way But it has a lot less number first. Well, he's thinking of your home. Oh,

geez. I was talking about your home yesterday and how jealous I am over your 15 foot tall fence. Can I tell you something? My son, my oldest son,

Elvis wasn't down this weekend. And they hadn't been there yet either. And so, you know, walking around now, I was checking it out. He goes in the backyard, he goes,

what the! Dude, you have Trump? He was so many, he walks up to the fence, he goes, okay, So the guy that put in my new fence

talked to me about these. And it was like three or four thousand dollars more. It was a lot. I mean, it was even more. It was really expensive. By the way, I leased this house, okay? I didn't pay for the fence. Image, baby.

Shut up. Oh, I'm sorry, yeah. This was, I mean, a few thousand. It only cost a nickel more to go first class. And he goes, the guy told me, he says he was going to get one similar to what I have. And it was like three, it was like three or four thousand maybe more to have it.

So he cut it off. More than five cents, yeah. So he said, no, the one I have is fine. And as he's walking, I should have done it. I know, it's beautiful. My neighbor decided to go tall. And now it's all lopsided. Oh, see.

So now it's like tall and like ivory tower look. Right. Yeah, I don't like it anymore. I mean, I like it. I don't like my fence anymore because. We'll just say if your neighbor's got the big tall, I'll take yours down. I look puny now. But take it down.

Then you start thinking that that's your, you made your property a little bit bigger. I did. And you know my theory about me trying to buy a little pieces from. Yeah, just take the fence down. You're right. Take yours down. That makes your property bigger. And you can say that's yours.

I mean, that's how you get 40,000 square foot house right there. You just keep taking the fence down. That's just that simple. I'd like to also thank everyone that sent holiday wishes and cards and and hello and Christmas wishes and happy New Year's. By the way, today's my Christmas. Oh, stop. January 6th, 2020.

Shut up. Three Kings Day. How is today your Christmas? How is it? Go ahead, explain it to everyone so we know. The three kings that brought gifts to Jesus brings those gifts today? they're late. They brought it on Christmas.

Exactly. They drop it off to Jesus and now they're bringing it to you. Yes. They're in camels. They made a left. They went the wrong way. Well, they're in camels. So it takes a long time to get.

Does it? Yeah. They're in camels. You know, where you've ride a camel before? I have. Have you? Have you rid a camel from Israel to here? You know what?

Yes. Okay. Yes, I have. I'll stand corrected. Okay. I'll stand corrected. How long did it take you? Oh, well, freaking tell.

More than more than, more than, How long? Two weeks? Two weeks? 25 and six. 25 is 15, 15, 3, 4, 5, 3, 4, 5, 6. 12 days, 18, yeah, more than 18. So I want to think, then I came back to work today.

Uh-oh. There's cards in the mail. There's cards in the mail? And there's, we got this one, I opened up, is it's attention. Jeffie, Chewing the Fat, Mercury Studios. Okay, thank you. Yeah, but I believe. It says Chris Cruz on it.

I'm sorry. Chris Cruz on it. This says attention, Jeffie, Ann, I can't make out. I can't make out what else it says there. It's a nice little card, home for the holidays, which is why I said holiday greetings.

Hi, Jeffie, I love the show. Don't worry. I'm not a deadbeat. I subscribed. Thank you. So she's not a loser. No, she said deadbeat, though. Oh.

She didn't call herself a loser. No, don't call yourself a loser. You have to do this, subscribe to the podcast, and you're no longer a loser. Pretty simple. If Pat is dubbed Mr. Twitter, you should be dubbed as Mr. Podcast. Dude, I mean, I love this person already. I like that.

That's a lot of, that is awesome. Mr. Podcasts, can you put that on your bio? Can't make this up. Chris Cruz? Chris is okay too. I don't think this is okay too, but we'll let it slide. I hope you like your gift cards. Chicken, two tasty.

She sent gifts? Yes. Send two gift cards. They're not in here. Like you literally were just holding them. I don't know what happened. Yeah, you literally just took them out of the card. Damn post office.

Look, they're not in here. There's nothing here. Yeah, she's right there on the table. There's actually two of them. Plus, can we? I know. There's a couple of $10 chick-fil-a gift cards. It's very kind, and I may use them both.

Because I realize that it's attention to Jeffrey and Chris, but I'm just saying on the card. Uh-huh. So I want to see what color she uses. She is, she is already. It's the same color as. Colorblind, so I can't. Oh, you're colorblind.

Yeah, it's two different colors. I can tell shades. Okay. One is blue, one is black. She, Courtney, thank you. Oh, yeah, thank you, Courtney. Seriously, love you. You be getting a special thank you card from us.

So the card is wishing you a very Merry Christmas, wherever the season takes you. Boy, that took a lot of thought there. Thanks, uh, Hallmark. Hallmark. So I don't think this is a Hallmark card. Oh, so that's the one that you get from the dollar store, like 10 for a dollar.

She said 25 of these particular cards up. Courtney, thank you. Oh, yeah, thank you. She did. She did. She did. That's the trick. That is the trick.

That's the trick. That's the trick. Why let Hallmark say what you want to say? Or the dollar store. Or the dollar store. But I noticed that she says, I hope you enjoy your gift card. Good. But the plural S in cards S.

Uh-huh. And P.S. Be sure to get. Give Chris one, or I'm sorry, it says, be sure to give one to Chris. Uh-huh. Isn't a different color pen? Someone afterthought.

So, what happened was? If the cards were in here, which they're not, because I don't know what happened to them. They fell out most in shipping. You did receive the letter open. Thank you. I'll give you that. Thank you.

If Courtney, and I believe you, Courtney, that you sent cards. They're right down the table, Courtney. Don't worry. I believe you that you sent them. I'll send you picture proof that he has. But you're just like, oh, crap, I got to give something to Chris. I know.

I was an alpha thought. So I did not read the letter. I mean, the card, because I want you to read it. But I didn't notice the two different colors. Yeah. So I'm thinking that it was like, oh, crap. If I sent two gift cards, that seems like, oh, it's about Jeffie, which is not.

It's about me and him. But it is, since this is, I don't know if you know this or not. That is true. the fat with Jeff Fisher. I allow you. You do. That is true. I'll give you that.

Yeah. I'll give you that. Oh, yeah, that's big of you. I'll give you. I know you're rusty. I am rusty. But I just know that it's a too, yeah,

it doesn't look like. The ink didn't run out. No, it doesn't look, you know, I'll give you. It doesn't look like the blue ink. It was running out.

Was running out. So I don't know, Corny, maybe next time make it look like you're running out of ink. Or that you just use the same ink. You used the same ink. You used the same pen. He used the same pen.

Oh, you know what it was? She was on her way to that post office. She didn't have the blue pen with her. She's probably telling the kids, hey, give me a pen. Give me a pet. That's exactly what it is. Corey, thank you. And for all the other people that sent things and cards and whisties and messages and tweets

and Facebook posts and Instagram post to Jeff Fisher Radio and Jeffrey JFR. to whatever the hell Chris's Twitter account is. What is it? Real criss-cruise. Whatever. And, uh... Dude, can you start the new year with like, at least one day of happiness with me?

Just one day. I'm asking for one dad or 365 days. It's a lip here. Thanks for listening to Chewere the Fat. With Jeff Fisher.