Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 277 | #ISISFlix, Sexabration, & President Trump Addresses The Nation

Episode Date: January 8, 2020

Don't worry the show is not getting political... Jeffy just realize that President Trump said the wrong word during his speech to the WORLD. New jobs? Jeffy is giving Kris Cruz new job ideas like theme park tester in Florida or Wiener Mobile driver. Should Kris Cruz take any of those? Question of the day comes after a story about a "Sexabration" situation at a hotel and more orgy talk due to Judge Dawn from Kentucky getting caught. Don't forget to submit your best #ISISFlick via the Twitter  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. So today, President Trump, and I know, don't, I don't want to hear the political music. I know where, you know, I try to steer clear of politics and, you know, it's, everyone else covers it. The world, the world covers it. But I will say that in honor of a poll that came up. out that said fewer than one in four Americans can identify Iran on a map.

And I know that our very own producer of this program, Chris Cruz, is one of them. Guaranteed. I've been there, so I know where it is. You do? I know where the Middle East is. Here's a picture of the globe. Point to Iran.

Right there. Yeah. That's what I thought. Wrong. Iran is next to Iraq. That's South Africa. He just pointed to South Africa. That's wrong. That's not the right map.

So in honor of that, I just want to say, President Trump gave a speech today about Iran. And of course, we killed Salamani. And then... I always thought it was salami. Whatever he said. Like, photo. He's certainly salami now.

Oh, he is salami now? And they had to save face. And so they fired some missiles last night or yesterday morning. their time. And that's when I got PTSD, one of those attacks, just like those. So make fun of me now. I will say that it's not aware now yet. We haven't found out 100% whether every one of those missiles fired were actually live. Many of them that they fire are duds. I'm sure that that's possible. I'll give you that, that there was possibly a missile that landed, you know, somewhere in the Middle East that was it done

where you got your PTSD. Oh my God. I got CTE. CTE, that's me. Ugh. Anyway, and I know you did not. Stop it. You're fighting yourself now.

Yeah, I am. I am. I really am. I really am sad. Because President Trump was so strong today in his speech when he came out earlier today and spoke about what's happening with Randi's going to, you know, issue some harder sanctions and he's asking the world to step up.

And he gave 10 minutes speech that was great. I mean, it was really good. Except. What? I listened to the entire speech. Yeah. Yeah, I send it to you. And the only thing I could get out of it was this.

Iran can be a great country. Peace and stability cannot prevail in the Middle East, as long as Iran continues to foment. violence, unrest, hatred, and war. Amen. The civilized world must send a clear and unified message to the Iranian regime. Your campaign of terror, murder, mayhem will not be tolerated. Tolerizing?

It will not be tolerizing? Okay, Don. I'm not sure what happened to the teleprompter there, the tolerating. Maybe he was turning left to right. If we'll go back and look at the video. Roll the video. Are those you watching in the podcast today? Live as we broadcast 1-8-2020?

Yeah, we are broadcast in 1-8, yes. Yeah, today is 1-8-2020. We're recording that people are listening live, and if they're watching on the cameras, we'll roll the video, and we will replay the speech, and you can see where, oh, look, he turned his head because he got the words mixed up,

because it will not be tolerating ever again. any longer. Amen. So I was all ready to get started on something else. It did my ear. I hear that we just got a, we got an update from one of our listeners on the CTF dating hotline, which I haven't promoted in quite some time,

because of other issues that I don't need to get into right now. But apparently, Courtney has been trying to use the CTF hotline to acquire a date and that hasn't worked out well. Yeah, and this is Courtney B, the one that sent us a card with the chick fillet. Yeah, this is her.

Okay, thank you. And she has to defend herself of the two ink usage on the card. Oh, this. So I'm glad you're glad. you guys like your gift cards. Now let me address some of your questions. There's no shame in the Dollar Tree game. I'm not paying 15 bucks for a box of paper people would throw away. We don't throw away the cards. We save them. What are you talking about? My wife, I've got a wall of Christmas cards

every year. You do. Yeah, I saw that. And let's be honest, the cards are just vestiges. Yeah. For cash and gift cards anyways. That's true. And they should be. They're the reason for For the two different color ink is because the last part was an afterthought. Like we said, that's not an excuse. You're not making yourself look good here. I wanted to make sure Chris got a gift card too. We only have black pants at work. Glad to see you both got my,

glad to see you both are back. We only have black pens that work. Still no date from me. Okay, so A, we were right. We were definite. I think that's a win for the podcast once again. Yes. Thank you.

And as far as the dating thing goes, now I won't say that. I mean, good luck. We'll just keep trying to help you out, Courtney, no problem. I will say that it brings to mind the singles ad that I saw posted on my Facebook page, Jeff Fisher Radio earlier today. The singles ad reads, a single black female seeks male competing. Appendanship. Ethnicity, not important. I'm a very good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,

cozy winter nights, lying by the fire, candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. When you get home from work, I'll be at the front door wearing only what nature gave me. And then there's a number for you to call. What's a number? and ask for Daisy. Oh, that's one 900 number, isn't it? No. No, it is not.

It's a 404 area code number. And over 1,500 men have replied to this number. It's the Atlanta Humane Society, looking to get rid of an eight-week-old black Labador retriever. So... You got me. I was ready to call. Daisy's there for you.

No, not anymore. I don't want another dog. So sad. Okay, one of the things that we joke around about on this podcast is that obviously, you know, listening live and, you know, watch on camera. And so I just wanted to be clear and let everyone know that when you subscribe to chewing the fat, you're subscribing to a podcast that is recorded. You can listen to it whenever you want.

All right. It comes to you. It drops at about 30. 3 p.m. Central, 4 p.m. Eastern every day. You should get your alert if you're a subscriber, which you should be. Don't be, it's okay to be a freeloading subscriber. It's just not okay to be a freeloader. Unsuscriber.

Some people call you a loser. I do not, though. You should. Maybe that's the problem. But if you don't subscribe to this podcast, you are a loser. Man, I am sick of you losers. I'm happy. So today what I want to do is, as I'm recording this,

I'm going to about 3.30 Central, 4.30 Eastern. I'm going to tweet something that I want to get trending. So those of you that subscribe and listen early, two people that, you know, binge on the weekends, had a great idea sent to me. from one of my Facebook conspirators, Justin, and I thought that's something we have to do. I want to get this trending today.

And during the Golden Globes, Ricky Jervais said that, you know, he gave Hollywood a hard time and said that if ISIS started a streaming service, you would call your agent. And, you know, oh, oh, so horrible. You know, it was just a joke. but what if ISIS did start a streaming service? And so I want to get hashtag ISIS Flix.

Hashtag ISIS Flix, FLI-X trending. What kind of shows do you think would be on ISIS Flix? I mean the Allah father. We get movies and TV. Okay. You know, so like in movies it would be like, you know, the Allah father. Ooh, I want to see that.

Once Upon a Time in Baghdad, the Islam man, Swords out, missile man, how to train your camel, conversations with the killer, the Sodom tapes. Nice. TV shows, you know, this Islamic fundamentalist eye for the infidel guy, Ilya met Jesse, Dharma and, Mohammed. The real housewives of

Dubai. Oh, you could do a lot of countries. That might actually happen in real life. The real housewives of Cairo. The real housewives of Beirut. The real housewife of Allah. The real housewives of Rihanna. Robot Camel. Say yes to the burqa.

Ah! Hijabs are us. Beheading. I love Leila. Buffy and the Infidel Slayer. I mean, I think, you know, it's endless. So I want to get this trending today. Hashtag ISIS Flix.

And I'll kick it off at 330. And it's ISIS is ISF-I. I-S-I-S. F-L-I-X. Like the hashtag, which is the pound sign. I can't believe I'm explaining this to you. What? No, it's not for me. It's for Courtney B.

Oh. Well, I mean, Jesus is the only color ink I have. So a little quick recapping. Yesterday, I happened to mention the family court judge. And I may, I think I may be said it was in New Jersey and it was in Kentucky that was having sex with the bailiffs. Yeah, the orgy guy. Yeah, you said New Jersey. And it was Kentucky. Oh, okay. It's okay. I don't lead with my mistake. I bet you there's a judge in New Jersey having to know you right now. It just hasn't been cut yet.

So she was actually in the news today because they have... Wait, it was a female judge? Yeah. Nice. I thought it was a dude. Wow. You don't think of orgy girls. You think of orgy dudes.

I'm even more impressed. Wait. You don't think of orgy girls. Girls, yeah, I don't think about that. Orgy dudes. what do you think about well i mean i prefer to think about girls i mean just you know the guys there you're like okay well whatever he's already here can't turn him away right i mean they're already here yeah right fine turn that way and uh i would prefer the girls

so anyway she's been temporarily suspended she was still on the job i mean that was still happening in Kentucky. I mean, Kentucky's living large. So she was suspended with pay this week while officials continue to investigate allegations. Yeah, well, you can't let a judge. You can't suspend her and not have her get paid.

Why's your computer on? That's just on heard of. Oh, this is telling me about the judge. I already know. Thank you. That's what I'm talking about right now. You know, can I tell you something has happened now? Yeah, that's twice. I'd like to just stop for a moment. Before we get back to the Orgy Girl.

Since the new year, websites have now taken to the video that's in the story pops up in the corner of my screen. And then it's just there. Let me just start playing. Is that like the new 2020 feed? Yeah. I don't like it. I don't like it, just to be clear.

When I want the video to play, I'll pop it up myself. Now back to Orgy Girl. You can quote me on that. When I want it to play, I'll pop it up myself. Thank you. Now back to Orgy Girl. Now she was suspended. With pay. With sad, really. That is sad. That is sad. But good for her. Yeah, absolutely. I'm not, it's a system's fault. It's not her fault.

Charged with nine ethics violations. Oh, so nine people were involved in this. Well, she did it nine times. Which one is better? The allegations leveled against her, including having sexual relationships with multiple employees and other inappropriate workplace behavior. That means she's naked under the robe, man. Oh my God.

Yeah. I think we had this conversation before. Inappropriate workplace behavior. That's what that is. How many judges do you think are naked under the robe? Oh. If you're a judge. If you're a judge, if I'm a judge, I'm just wearing my witty tighties. Minimum. Minimum. Minimum. Wighty tides. Minimum. Yeah. Well, I don't need to wear anything else. You just seem a blackie tides. You just seem a Coke and by the way I'm usually sitting down 90% of my job.

Right. And they see you walking in. And when I walk in and walking in behind like... Right. It's not a procession you're coming down the thing. No, it's half a wall. So I could be a little bit... Because he's just got flip-flops on.

Right? So... If we have any judges that listen to that. One of the looter charges leveled against the judge included the inappropriate hiring of a man she said to have been engaged in a sexual relationship with. You know, what was she supposed to do, hire somebody she didn't know? Right.

It's a prostitute right there. She was accused of having a threesome with her secretary and this guy that she hired. Who among us, too? Right. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to hire you because we're having a relationship, but I'm bringing in the secretary once you're hired. So let's be clear about that. That's what's happening.

She's also accused of hiring. other employees, not based on merit. You bitch. And making unwanted sexual advances towards others through Snapchat. Again, who among us? I mean, what? Isn't that what Snapchat is? Absolutely.

Snapchat is just another dating site. So she faces disciplinary action for falsifying timesheets, delaying hearings. I mean, if she was out of the phone, that'd be okay. But because she's having a threesome, that's wrong? And I'm sorry. Like, we've talked about it yesterday.

She just called the bailiff and said, um, it's time to clear the room we need a recess for, 30 minutes? Oh, 90 minutes. She dismissed attorneys who did not support her bid for a judgeship. Ooh, they didn't care.

They didn't, oh, you didn't contribute to my campaign? You're fired. Ah, you lose the case. Find another attorney. You need to find another attorney. You need to find another attorney, ma'am. Dude, that judge has some cool powers. Right.

I'm falling in love with her. I do not care what she looks like. I'm in. What's her Snapchat handle? Judge Don M. Gentry. I feel like, all right, fine. That's what I feel like. I feel like with Judge Donne M. Gentry, you're good with it.

And speaking of Judge Gentry, I was this morning doing chewing the fat on Pat Unleashed. I talked a little bit about the case that women with bigger busts can take twice as long to recover from colds, coughs, flu and other respiratory infections than those with smaller breasts. This is what new research has revealed. And, you know, I feel sorry for these women now. They can take, they found ladies with F-cup-sized breasts.

carried symptoms of colds, coughs, and flu for an average of 8.3 days compared to just 3.8 days for those with A-A bus. Double A? The AA bus. I feel like you could have an alcoholic anonymous bus. Yeah, those people just cleared right up. Yeah, three days.

They're good. The alcohol, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those with bigger breasts were also 56 times more likely to be prescribed a course of antibiotics. That's because the doc was just hanging them out longer in the office. The doc was like, I'll do it again for you, no problem. That's because the doc was just hanging them out longer. No, wait until I'm done with the...

That's because the doc was just hanging them out longer in the office. Thank you. Man, what is going on with you, man? Seriously, I mean, how long is the rustiness going to wear on? Tomorrow, it'll be off. You sure? Absolutely. Okay.

And tonight is the last day of me fasting, so tomorrow I'll be good to go. Don't. Have you reached? I have. So those of you that don't know, yeah, I have time. I have time. Don't tell me I don't have time. I'll milk this thing for.

So apparently, Chris believes that part of his new deal at his church family is fasting. You have a three-day fast with your church family. That's what you're doing. Yes. Right? I mean, that's what you're doing. That's good. Why you roll your eyes.

But not because the cameras are not. I already talked about that. I already talked about that. So this is day three. And last. So what time do you end? I mean, do you have to go until midnight? 9 p.m. tonight.

Now, have you got a buffet? I do. Reserved at 9 p.m. I do. Actually, catering. Be careful. That'll make you sick, man. Catering. You got to walk back into it easy. I have two trays or chick filaminis. And I got

one tray of the chicken strips. Did I mention that I'm fasting and end at 9 p.m. tonight? I invited you to join with me. I don't recall that. Before I go to the break room, why is it, I was thinking, I'm thinking back to Judge Don M. Gentry again.

So you got to stop. You got to stop. I isn't that every judge I've ever been. in front of or a part of a court case, they're like a hundred years old. I'll give you that issue. Let me bring the attorneys up here. Let me see these attorneys. Guilty, guilty, county, guilty.

Instead of, you know, Judge Donne saying, we need to take a little time on this case. I need to have both attorneys. Come back to my judge's quarters. or some of you might as well take a lunch break I'll let you know when we come back oh yeah oh now I need to go to the break room for a drink man

a little thirsty Coca-Cola zero sugar oh man that's so good I am so addicted to these Coca-Cola zeros I do have a question oh boy in your room you have one but it's like gold.

That's caffeine-free. Oh, okay. So I started drinking the caffeine-freeze. I started drinking the caffeine-freeze. And they're okay. I don't like them as much. But the zero-meant sugar, though. Yeah, zero-shed.

Oh, okay. And so when I, the other day, when I grabbed something to come to work. Oh, you got the wrong one. I grabbed a caffeine-free one. Oh. And so that's not going in my fridge, man. I guess I saw it next to you're like.

That's there for, that's there for emergency purpose. Oh, okay, break glass just in case. Got it. Yeah, if there's someday, I was no, like, oh, man, I'm out of zeros. Oh, no. Stick with the, all right, we'll stick with the caffeine free. Yeah. That's the only time?

Yeah, that's it. We're done. And you're thrown out of the zombies, right? Did you see, you know, as long as we're in the break room. Ooh, yes. It's a weapon, yes. Did you see You know everybody's making such a big deal

About Adele losing all this weight No, I haven't Oh, she lost weight I mean Losing weight is not the thing man I mean there's a picture of her Like she did a New Year's Eve picture Where she was like really thin

And everybody was freaking out And then she went on this vacation Down in the beaches Of somewhere that question She was down in In the Caribbean somewhere Down there where your people hang out Chris.

And so she's down there and there's one picture. I mean, she's really thin. And there's one picture that she looks like, I mean, bones are coming out. She's like, I'm like, Adel, have a sandwich, baby. No, actually, no. No, are you kidding me?

No, this one picture looks like she's got some an eating disorder or something. That's fine. That's fine. I don't care. No, no. But that's true for the most. part but not a doubt I do not like her bones sticking out that's yeah those I don't

like those but everything else great I mean holy cow well she's that she's at a kid now and she's starting to get a little old so what I told you in your ear that's I don't think that's that's that it's because of the weight loss no but that is is that it's well it's it's a double-edged sword it is yes yes it is the weight loss and it's also as she's starting to age she's had the kid so really what she needs to do is she has she'll have a lift done absolutely. She's Adele. Well, good for her.

Seriously. Is it good for her? Is it good for her? Just work on your neck? She does not. I don't know. That looks some people. And I feel like I'm one of them.

You know, aren't meant to be thin. Hillary Clinton plans to attend the premiere of the docu series, Hillary, which is going to premiere on Hulu in March. Do we need a docu-series on Hillary? What's it about? Her wiping the servers, Benghazi, what difference doesn't make, losing the election,

losing the nomination to a black person, what happened at the White House with the other girl and the, you know, bount chica-pound-pound. You done? I'm just asking. Because those are the episodes. I don't know if you know.

I mean, that's, that's all you need. Those are the episodes right there. Her falling before getting to the car or van, then going to Chelsea's apartment, then the cough, oh my gosh, the coughing. Oh, the cancels. Are you going to play a part of it? How many episodes, you just mentioned,

because that's how many episodes the docu series is. And didn't you play her? Did you get a phone call? I've done Hillary a couple of times. You done a couple of times. I mean, I've... You played her on TV. It would mean to say I've done Hillary.

a couple of times. I've acted. The Moomoo face with the back brace? Yeah. And that's not even counting. The reset button that was not translated to reset?

Her cackle. We tried real hard. Get this right there. Oh, she's the worst. She is. If that's what Hulu is trying to document the worst human politician.

Obviously, you know that's not it. Oh, well then I'm not going to watch it. I was expecting to watch it. It's going to be agonizing. It is. It's like the one that did about Obama and Netflix. It's just going to be... It's more propaganda, basically. It's going to be agonizing.

You know what? Homeboy was right. Ricky Treveas was right. I know. I wonder if ISIS does have a streaming service. If Hitler's going to call them and be like, hey, I'm available to do the docu-series. Don't forget, hashtag ISIS Flix. That bad boy trending tonight. Did we do this?

I've had this story sent to me like, a hundred times now and I really appreciate thank you so much for sending me the stories I really appreciate it and there are times when you send me stories

that I don't see them and I'm really happy to get them there is good enough to smoke oh no believe that but I've been sent this Oscar Meyer hiring a hot dogger

for the Wiener Mobile I pre-neered it for you yesterday have we talked about it yes we have no we haven't I guarantee I guarantee No way.

Okay. This is an updated story. I guarantee if you search our podcast. It didn't say updated. We have talked about the Wiener. If you search. Turn your mic off. If you search our podcast, I guarantee you I talked about this.

We talked about the Winnomobile being Airbnb. We talked about the Winnomobile going on tour. We did not talk about the Winnomobile going out. Who's going on tour because they were hiring people to drive it around? They needed. We'll let the audience decide. I'll put a poll out. So it's a full-time job.

What time are you doing your thing? The ISIS Flix? The 3.30 Central. My poll will be at a 4-central. I'll make a note. So the job is a full-time job for one year. You're going to drive across country to represent, you know, the Oscar Meyer brand. And the chosen applicant will receive a competitive salary as well as expenses, benefits,

team apparel. You don't need clothes. All you're going to be wearing is Oscar Meyer stuff. Competitive pay on what state? On what state? On what state?

Because I'm driving through all the states. For a year, competitive salary. What are they giving you? 50? I know. That's what I'm saying. I don't think it's going to be 50. That's what I'm saying.

Something is going to be like 30. Yeah. 35, 6 in my, comes to mind like that. Yeah. That's that competitive though. They're giving you expenses and benefits and clothes. Plus 35 grand.

grad probably. Okay, you want me now. And do I get to keep the mobile? Oh, you can't keep the mobile? How are we doing? I wonder. We should get a hold that says there's an email here to the Kraft Heinz company. And since I am an official Heinz detective, catch a police officer. Yeah. We should contact them and see how much is they come on and talk to us about it. You know what? Get somebody out and talk to us about the weeder. Okay. I'll get the printer. Because They printed copy I printed for you

Of this story It probably has it there too Now they're looking for applicants Who have a bachelor's Oh I have one of those Wait you don't need a bachelor to drive a vehicle Need a BA or BS Preferably in public relations

Dude that's mine Journalism Oh yes Communications Dude I'm advertising or marketing I'm it literally My degree is on all of those My degree

I have a BA or BS. You have a BA, yes. Dude, see you next year. That's what I'm going to say. I'll honk at you when I see you. I'll bring the mobile to you in your home. Once you give me the address.

That'd be pretty sweet. I know. If you start driving the Alaska buyer and there's been a mobile around, you get the address. Okay. That's tremendous. Because I've actually, you know, I've seen it before. I was going to see it.

Have you seen it? Yeah. It's driven around the FW. before and I've seen it. They came to they came to the radio station in Tampa. Seeing them there. I've seen the Kiss Mobile,

the Hershey Kisses car. I didn't know they had one. Yeah, that was nice because the one I've seen is the ripple. They gave us all giant bags of kisses. Oh, hey, there's some kisses back here. Wait, what? Yeah, there's some kisses back here.

Don't worry about me. Whatever. But it'd be a pretty good, they're not saying how much, so we've got to find out. We've got to talk to these people. And see, I bet you it is, 35 grand.

And that's still a good, that's good pay. Here's another job that you can get for like three weeks of this job. That definitely is you because they're going to need people that are short in stature. Wow, what are you throwing kisses at before? Nice, though. Thank you. Is that all this left in there? Is that all I get?

You're welcome. Is that all I get? That's all they have. The bag is empty. See? I've been here for two days, though. Oh, what? I'm being northern because I can't eat, so.

How many did you put in that side drawer for after 9 p.m. tonight? One, I just put it right there. You can see it. If people were watching, it's kind of cute. I'll take a picture. Now you can see, well, with the back camera there. Oh, yeah, that's right. They can't, yeah.

So a theme park tester. The company is looking for a theme park tester. So the they want to The candidate's going to be tasked with rating each park Based on Overall experience

Quality variety of food and drinks souvenirs Brand merchandise Suitability for families Couples thrill factor for rides And shows parades And of course PhotoOps

All right So they're posting as the applicant Should be Social Media Savvy Another degree Capture top-notch photo video content for each element of your experience. Amen. As well as a daily video diary.

Oh, like a YouTube. The application even asked for potential testers' Instagram handles. Ooh, I got a couple of followers. Let's see. To help the winner capture, the company is prepared to pay the employee about $3,950 for engaging in this. How long have it? That's not the fourth hour. that the

that's still below what the headline says in order to apply for the one of a kind gigs they'll need to fill out the online application tell us which Disney character you would be in why what's been your top roller coaster today if you make it for the past room so what they want you to do is

ride all these roller coasters at the theme parks a ocean Florida one candidate and a friend to become a Florida theme park tester you're going to have to be able to go to Florida

thank you constantly go on rides shout out on food and experience the theme parks and that's going to be for about three weeks in April or May

it says four grand but really they say $3,950 taxes as well as all-inclusive travel for the employee and a friend a daily budget and fast passes plus the four grand that's better than the winner mobile

I don't think so I don't think so because you're going to be doing a lot of social media every day for three weeks Yeah, so you're going to grow your brand. And.

This is all your personal brand. Only $4,000. And three weeks work and you're going to grow your brand and whatever theme park this is is going to like piggyback off you. Heck yes. I'm in. Easier than the winner more bill. That's going to be sad to see you go. I know, right?

I'm just trying to. I'll come back. It's only three weeks. I just trying to find these jobs for you. You seem to still stick around. So let's say you're taking a trip and you end up, you say, you know, let's go to Sacramento. I don't know why you wouldn't want to do that, but let's say you do. You go to Sacramento.

And while you're spending a little time, you figure, you know, it's a, you're going to take you and the wife and maybe the kids. If you'd have the kids with you, you'd be a little upset. You stay at the double tree by Hilton in Sacramento. And once you check in and get yourself settled, you realize that the hotel is also hosting a thousand-person orgy at the hotel the same time you're there. One father was a little upset. No.

I know. I know. You know the dad was upset because he was there with the family. I mean, because it was going on. Yeah, because it was going on. They had the massive sex abrasion for the holiday. Oh, hello. I know.

Where's that? You haven't said the city. Yeah, I did. Sacramento. Where's that at? Canada? Earlier in the podcast, I talked about one of four people not knowing where Iran was on the map. And the same person that just asked me, where's Sacramento?

was the person who said, I know where Iran is. And pointed to South Africa, of course. Where's Sacramento? You know what? Yeah, that's where it is. Wherever you think it is, that's exactly where it is. The club allures boasts of events with the multi-bed play area.

Sex swings. There's all kinds of crazies in the hot. tub. I, I, I, you'd think that the hotel would actually just leave it to the sex aberration.

Yeah. Right? They would let. Yeah. We're having the sex abrasion as, you know, whether you like it or not. Shut up.

Right. But they're not letting, you know, mom and dad and the two kids up on floor three in either. I know you got to rent rooms. I get it, but without telling them, you know,

without their job. It sure is. Oh, it's not a job. Check in with my family. And you're having a, and you're having a, uh,

the sex abrasion weekend at your hotel. And I, I show up to check in at your hotel. And I've got my wife and my couple of kids and we're in Sacramento for whatever god awful reason to be in Sacramento for. And, uh, because I don't even know where I am to be.

I don't know what country I'm in. I don't know what city. I've, oh, this is what city? Sacramento. Oh, yeah, Sacramento. And they don't say, We appreciate it, but we can get you a room at the hotel across the street because this weekend we're celebrating a sex abrasion party.

We've got all kinds of people in multi-bed play areas, sex swings. The hot tub's going to be a little extra hot this weekend if you know what I'm saying. So, and you don't tell them, you got to tell them. No. You have to. you have to now maybe you say look

these areas here are where the these areas over here I wouldn't use the hot tub at the East Wing this weekend don't worry about the kids playing in that swing set area there this weekend either those swings are not for them

those multi-bed area over there is to be jumping around on for Little Molly, I'll tell you that. But you say, you know, you don't use these areas. We're going to put you, we're going to give you this room down here and wing two. You know, you don't still go down the East Wing.

You have to tell them. And what happens if you go down the East Wing? You may want to, right. Dad, why are you coming down from there? I was over there being outraged, honey, get back to the room. All right, so mom and dad are like, we'll be back.

we're going out to dinner tonight if you know what I'm saying but download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts so this story makes me laugh and makes me smile

but it wouldn't be fun if you were on the flight so this young female 20 is flying she was with family in Australia and then she hops a flight to the EAU to and then she's going to fly back to United Kingdom.

And she was really drunk before she got on the plane. And then she started drinking on the plane. And then they cut her off. And she was not having any of it. She tried to headbutt the one stewardess kicking them. She started fighting, calling, telling she tried to have other men as she was sitting there to join the Mile High Club

and they thought that it was kind of cute at the beginning but then tried to blow right and we try to tell her that's not appropriate did you okay she kicked out a TV she called one cabin manager an ugly C word B word Hey

I don't sounds like a part party, man. It was a party. She called this other person a really funny. I mean, not funny. It was not funny. I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. What does she call? It took six

crew members and passengers to restrain her. Where's the marshal? I mean, they restrained her and then they arrested her obviously when they touched down. She kicked the ribs and face and head butted to the cheek. Another passenger.

A stewardess was bitten on the forearm and head butted on the chin. One person on the flight was bitten on the elbow and headbutted as he tried to restrain Burton. She claimed that she was drinking because she had a fear of flying. Oh, did she?

So they tried to calm her down. She said one of the passengers was a prison warden and whispered something in her ear and the passengers said that seemed to calm her down. so

not sure what the old prison warden had to say but uh right uh she she talked about when they said that when they wouldn't have sex with her when she was given the guys right then she started

you know hollering at them and call you're nothing nobody wants to have sex with you anyway you lose her and the one insult she called one person was tremendous Oh, here it is. Shut up, you specky, four-eyed bastard. She's good with words.

Now, I just want to be clear, it's not funny at all. Oh, no, no, no. It's distressing and inappropriate. I wonder if this is going to happen at Javier. And, uh, dude. Who did not put up with that? No, I don't want to be the pie. So, I mean, I, it's funny to me to read this and talk about,

it and you know laugh about it but if you're on this flight holy god to the lady that was just called the specky four-eyed bastard thank you for flying this year we don't feel that way at all I want to thank all the six passengers and the flight attendants for restraining our drunken passenger anything she has to say is that's just a joke she's not real it's not real arrested when we get to the other end those of you that are considering trying to join her for the mile high club we'll pull the curtain back if you want to join in this that's what fisher does specifically what makes us the number one airline in the world we try to assist our passengers with all things mile high uh thank you for flying fisher air i mean amazing amazing you just uh

Because I've, it's kind of scary. I mean, the judge, and the judge was having, she's been in front of a court now, and the judge was having none of it. They tried to, she'd go to Kentucky. Right. Full circle, baby.

Thank you. Full circle. She would have been fine. Absolutely. Everything would have been. I need to see the attorneys and the, I need to see the clients. back of my

In fact you know what I need to see the defendant in my quarters right now so I want to pretend we're flying in an airplane right now I like to call this my

pilot seat oh yeah this is a courtroom mile high Kentucky style I mean she's walking Oh she's walking

She's no problem She's walking and then She's like oof my back So of course her attorney is like You know spare my client From immediate jail sentence It was you know she was drunk She's young

She was just scared She didn't know what she was doing The judge is like No That was a long play. Yeah, risky behavior. 259 other passengers and young families. Your behavior unpleasant, violent, persistent.

No. Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty. Going into a media, Cousandy. Have a nice day. Right now. So, you know, she wishes, wishes she was in Kentucky. No question. Oh, what did you see?

Did you see where the headline for the royals of Megan and Harry moving to Canada for most of 2020? So I mean I... They landed yesterday saying their thank you to the people that took care of for the last six weeks but this story broke also. That there will be...

A quick cut them off. Yes. I mean, this story is amazing. I feel like we need to also maybe do it on another show. Give the theory of what happened in Africa. Oh, I'll guarantee. I'll tell you exactly what happened. I think we have the pulse of what's happening with the Merkel family.

Yeah, I think so too. So anyway, the story's out. They're thinking about Canada, which. I think you're right. Once we explain the theory of what happened in Africa, and how she was able to, we'll go to Canada. And by the way, I have a six-week appointment on this Hollywood psychiatric person. And she can zip in it.

Okay, okay, that's fine. I'll give you with it. We'll see if we get a hold of the whisperer. Oh, yeah. Because we've got some other royal stuff. We've got a lot of stuff that happened over the holidays. Huge amount of stuff that happened over the holidays. So if we get the whisperer squeezed in the next couple days on chewing,

we'll make that happen. And I'll give you my theory on prison and mega because I'm telling you. I think you're right. I think you're right. This is one of the stories I think you're right. But this story that I just read today had some inside stuff that I thought, ooh. Really? It gets worse?

If they do that. Oh, no. Oh, no. If they do that. The queen is dead. Megan's going to be back on TV. Really? Because they're going to need the money.

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