Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 278 | Emergency Royal Family Meeting, Chicago Coyotes, & The President and the Pimp

Episode Date: January 9, 2020

Today was a day for BREAKING NEWS that include coyote attacks in Chicago, Jeffrey Epstein security tapes, and Royal Family troubles. If you live in Chicago make sure you bring a stick because people are getting attacked by coyotes. Jeffrey Epstein tapes were found, but got accidentally deleted... gosh darn. Then BREAKING NEWS from over the pond due to Prince Harry and Meghan the Queen called an emergency meeting to see how they will handle Prince Harry and Meghan leaving the royal duties. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. So if I say to you, a little kid and a man were attacked by a coyote, first thing that comes to your mind. Oh, I wonder what Western state they live in. Or even the little kid had a gun. He shot it, brought him, took it down. But no. No, we have reports now that people in Chicago are getting attacked by coyotes.

Coyotes. Apparently, the local animal control say the increase in coyote sightings are due to animals following the Chicago River in search of food. And as long they're getting...

Climate change. Right. So this is our fault. Yep, they're becoming more aggressive because they can't find food. How dare you? Chicago, Chicago. Here's how you fix the issue. These are here in Texas, but I've seen, you know,

I've seen them here and there. I have a question. Are these coyotes, the animals, or coyotes the Mexican sneaking in illegal Mexican? Yes, is the answer, yes. They're the animals. I've told you they're following the Chicago River in search of food. Isn't the Mexicans that are trying to cross the border?

Also following the real ground? Oh, this will change your mind. Okay. This is how you know. It's different. It's different, okay? According to Stanley Gert, a professor of wildlife ecology at Ohio State University who studies coyotes in the area.

You know he's getting all the females at the bar right now. Oh, man. What do you do? What are you a professor of? At wildlife ecology. Oh, baby. Oh, yeah. What are you doing in Chicago?

Studying the coyotes in the area. Yeah? Yeah. I tell you that a couple attacked some people the other day. What? Am I safe outside? Do you want to drink? I do.

And no, I need to walk you home. Oh, okay. So according to him, there are 4,000 coyotes in Illinois. Wow. Now, that should tell you that they're the animals. because we know that there are a lot more than that. Coyotes of the humans. The human coyotes.

Oh my gosh. In Illinois? In Illinois? Yeah. 4,000, that's the beginning. Those are the babies that just were born. Those are the ones still in the back of the semis at the Walmart lot. Hello.

Wait, that's not funny. No, it is. I'm not laughing. You did. Oh, okay. Sure, there is, you know, there's a plane crashing around that we're concerned about it. We don't know who shot it down. mean how it crashed.

We don't know if it was well we do know. Come to think of it. We do know that it was Iran. They satellite coverage. Yeah, they shot down the plane. And there could be why they didn't they haven't released. Well, I mean the black box was too damaged because that happens

all the time. Oh, absolutely. Isn't the black pass? Almost indestructible. No, no, no, no. It always breaks. Oh, yeah. That's right. Yeah. It always breaks. Yes. Yeah. It always breaks. You'd think they'd figure out a way to make them indestructible. It is 20-20, and we haven't figured that one out. And there's two black boxes, so we could go to the backup.

No? Too much damage. Okay. Too much damage. And sure. Okay, so I'm trying to figure the Epstein video out. All right. So his very first suicide attempt, the video from the camera, they couldn't find.

They went before the judge, and they said, Your Honor, we looked. We looked all that. We can't find it. And the judge was pissed. I mean, rightfully so.

He said, did you check the cushions? Because that's why you should lose everything. He said, in between the seats. No, go back and find out WTF.

We're going to find us out. Then it was reported. Oh, there it is. We found it. There it is. It was between the cushions. There it is. You were right, Your Honor.

That's exactly. It was exactly where it was. It fell out of my pocket. Right between the cushion. I sat down to play call of duty. It fell out of my pocket. I didn't know what I was doing. The next thing there it is.

Yes. So now we're getting reports that the video itself was deleted accidentally. So the video killed himself. So did we ever have it? Was it ever there? Has it really been deleted? I don't know. So is that the same?

thing that happened to Hillary's servers? I don't know. Did they wipe the servers down with like with a cloth and then the video got deleted by mistake? You know what? Yes. Because usually when I'm trying to delete something out of this computer, when I press delete it asks me, are you sure you want to delete CTF promo Tuesday? They have to click.

And then you listen to it and say, oh God, yes. That's horrible. This was supposed to be a promo and you delete it. So I don't believe the accidentally, you double click accidentally, you click delete and then you click yes to delete. No, no, no. I meant no. Oh, oh. Gosh darn it.

Oh. Call the attorneys. Tell them I delete it. It's my fault. Try to hit send. And I hit delete. And I thought he said yes to send. Yes to send.

And then deleted. Sure, when I sent something, it never asks me yes to send. No, it never does. It just says click and the sounds. But this time it has. It asked me if I, are you sure you want to delete? I mean, send this to judge. I mean, I don't understand.

I do not understand. This adds more to the whole conspiracy. It does. Like, come on, do they not know? And if it was mistaken, delete it, like, do you really want to release that information? Well, they have to, right? I know, I know, but do you, like I said, Judge. Oh, crap, that's going to add more to the story now.

I know. I don't want to release it And it also makes it seem like originally It made it seem like the guy His cellmate Was innocent Because his attorney is fighting Oh yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah And he's saying because he's saying he didn't do it And you know what I mean to do with it Which is what Epstein said On the letter And I think he said it Vocally too Oh he did

I think I think he did I'll go back and find out. But anyway, he did Epstein one way or another reported that his cellmate was the one who attacked him. Wouldn't you say that? Right. That's what he's saying. You know, that's what the cellmate is saying.

But now, if this is true, if we lost it and then we found it and now we've deleted it again, it makes it seem like the cellmate was correct. No, that. that Epstein was correct. That the cellmate looked.

Yeah, yeah, yes, yes. Now, you go up to the actual suicide. I mean, everything looks, again, I changed, you changed my mind. I did. All right, right, it's a conspiracy. He didn't kill himself. Yeah. But without video or anyone putting a body in the cell with Jeffrey.

Jeffrey. Yeah, it's like the prosecutors. All you have is a suicide. It's like you said it yesterday. The prosecutor. No, who said it yesterday that we talked about it? off the air. You said,

I hate to agree with him, but in order to have a homicide, you have to have another person. No, that was a detective. Mark Furman. Yes. Yeah.

From Los Angeles, the former detective from L.A. during the O.J. Simpson's trial. Yeah. And he's right. No, he's right. Yes,

you do need another human being in order to consider a homicide. Right. And somehow, we do not have. Throughout this entire conspiracy theory. There hasn't been no evidence. No evidence.

of another human being in the... Anywhere close. Yeah, because the video camera in the hallway of the shoe or the cells, that's the one that was broken. Yeah, that wasn't working. But all the other video cameras, we're told that they were working

and there weren't other humans wandering around. Yeah, so if there was somebody that was going to or away from another camera, should have captured this. Correct. Only if it was a ghost. And it's been reported that There wasn't anyone.

Unless it was a ghost. Or just that particular part of the video was deleted. Or it was a ninja. Or it was like someone bending light, the cloak, like Harry Potter. Or it was, you know, some magic witchcraft. Or aliens. You know, there's no reports. We don't know this for sure if people were out front, you know,

the Santeria doing the chicken bones. That's racist. Santa Maria chicken bone. That's a bit Hispanic that we use chicken bones when we do our, you know, spiritual calling. Oh, is that what it is? Spiritual calling? Yes, spiritual callings. Yes.

Right. Oh, and speaking of Jeffrey Epstein and the surrounding entities around his life and his sex slaves and his masseuses. I see a story yesterday that is out. talking the headlap president and the pimp. Bill Clinton poses with Epstein's. We don't know what you're talking about. If you said the president and the pimp, we all know who you're talking about. And interesting enough, we're not talking about President Trump.

Right. Because they were, oh, he was a, no, he wasn't. President and the pimp. So, and they're talking about how, uh, just Lane and, And Epstein, and they all went, they were on this big flight to Africa for their humanitarian express. And I read the whole story. I'm like, oh, great. And there's pictures of, you know, Bill getting on the plane, picture of Gis Lane.

Did you see what he has in his mouth? With the one shot of him on the plane. He's got the big cigar. Friggin, iconic. Iconic. He's just sitting, he's reading, he's writing, doing whatever. With a big cigar. That is so iconic.

And Kevin Spacey's on the flight. Now Kevin's bummed because we don't, stop. No. I can't go there. No, Jeff. Chris Tucker's on the flight. During this entire story, they want to, I mean, with the headline, the headline, the headline, president of the pimp, you're automatic.

If you don't go any farther than that, I told you, he was involved, the whole thing he knew. Okay, the entire story based around this flight and this trip to Africa with Epstein and the humanitarian trip that they all went on. Nothing. Even the girl, the sex slave, the masseuse, whoever she is, whatever you want to call her. She claimed she was a sex slave,

so we have to believe what she has to say, right? President Clinton was great. He didn't do anything. He was always nice. We were joking around. He was great. But I also. love how in the story said that they made her wear

a pilot uniform. Yeah, she had to wear a captain suit. Yeah, so they'll make her look professional. Oh, yeah. That's pretty cool. Oh, yeah. Not the whole sex-lave thing, but the whole, like, you know. Thank you for flying fishery. I mean,

Epstein-Lolita Express Air. We're about to depart the United States of America. Once we get it to international airspace, go check out the captain. Okay, she's not really a captain, but she's in the back and she's waiting for you. I mean, the whole thing. I realize the whole thing is set up to look bad.

But this, and in the bigger picture of things on the Lolita Express, it was. But this particular flight, aka Lolae Express. This particular flight and trip. It was nothing. No, it was nothing. No. It actually was a humanitarian trip. I actually read the story thinking there was going to be like a bombshell.

Right. Like we have a picture of Clinton laying in bed with her. I took a picture with Bill Clinton as he entered the plane. It wasn't until eight hours into the flight. I looked back and there he was naked saying, come here. You little lowlyda. That's what I kept waiting to have. It happened. Instead, he was a gentleman. He was beautiful. We all got together. We laughed. We sat and we got into the flight. We were joking. We put on a movie and we fell asleep.

Okay. And that's when it happened. Yes. That's what it happened. Right. Everyone was asleep. I thought, oh, good. I can relax a little bit. Nope. That's when Bill Clinton and Kevin Spacey showed up. And used to cigar. And the one from Kevin. Anyway And that's how they hooked me, right? The president of the pen. They made me read the story. It's a clickbait, yes. And it worked.

Oh, absolutely. Congratulations. Yes, well done. And also congratulations to Cardi B for, well, soon to be a Nigerian citizen. Good for her. Right. Absolutely. Go back to your roots.

Yes. Cardi B is, of course, blasting President Trump for the airstrike that killed, you know, the terrorist. No, but he was a great humanitarian. Right, and he helped little kids cross the street in his off time in Iran. Yeah. There were pictures of him in Tehran helping little kids. No, that was a drill in his hand on.

That wasn't just a, that wasn't a little. Yeah, he was drilling holes to put like pictures of them. Right. Yeah, and then they needed those holes. He was giving them extra holes in their body to hold the suckers. Oh, okay. So she said that she's... Wait, how do you hold suckers with extra holes?

Oh, you put them in the holes. Okay. Yeah, the legs. Okay. I mean, he's a little kid walking around with 10 or 12 suckers in his legs with the drill holes.

Anyway. No, that was... You fist pump. The... There did you fist pump? Okay, I got you. Okay. I got you.

Thank you. The, so she says, she's pissed over that. So she's going to apply for Nigerian citizenship. Good luck. Seriously, go away. Who's stopping you?

Who is literally going to shed a tear? No one is stopping you. Let's see, though. It made me think about, and I don't think anyone, at least let me put it this way, anyone here at chewing the fat is stopping you. Go. You're free.

Do what you want. That's America for you, baby. Go do whatever you want to do. You're upset. Go, go. Renounce your United States citizenship. Oh, I wish you would. I actually do wish you.

But just as I was thinking, I thought my house, like, well, Nigeria. Yeah, Nigeria. If I was thinking, hey, let's go to Nigeria. Even just for, you know, a trip. A Lollita Express trip for a humanitarian express. We're going to Nigeria, right? But you might want to look and see if there were any travel advisories from the State Department or, I don't know, the UN, anything like that. So what's behind the Nigerian door?

So I googled, this is what I googled, State Department of Nigeria. What does she win, Jeffie? Cardi B. I don't even have to click on the story. Come on down. Get out of the U.S. and step into Nigeria. Yes, you are now a Nigerian citizen. Congratulations.

Remember, though, if you're going to travel to your new country, that you're now a citizen do. According to the U.S. State Department, you may want to reconsider that travel due to crime, terrorism, civil unrest, kidnapping, and maritime crime. The maritime crime, which includes kidnappings and hijackings. So don't worry about it.

Come on down. Congratulations. You two can become a citizen of Nigeria. I mean, you have to click on the link. That's the first thing that comes up. That's from the first. Yeah, that's just the opening. That's just the stories that click on it.

And that's been a while. Okay, so that was October. Then in December, same thing. Oh. And then it goes back. Well, you know what? Nothing, nothing this year. It's only been eight days.

It's only from December. It's been nine days, Jeffrey. Yeah, no, but this was dated December 4th. Oh, so it's been over a month. Well over a month. So she's good now. She's good. It's fine.

Don't worry about it. So these are all for the rest. Yeah, the rest go on. The rest are all older. So it's not like Nigeria has been in, I don't know, turmoil for a number of years. Don't worry about that. What she's thinking?

She's thinking of a Nigerian prince that keeps sending her emails. That's what she's thinking. Sadly, she probably is. I need a drink, Ben. I'm already parched into the middle of this show. Oh, my gosh. All right. Let's go to the break room.

So while we're in the break room, just let me remind you to subscribe to chewing the fat. Just go to, I mean, look, you can get it on an apple, eye heart, stitcher. One of the easiest things to do is go to the blaze.com slash podcasts and just click on chewing the fat. And then it opens up. And when it opens up along the top of the page, it will give you a plethora of platforms that you can download the show on. One of them is a platform called, what's the name of that platform? again. Call you SoundCloud. Okay. And that one,

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And we have a brand new platform coming in the next couple of weeks that you and the fat will be going to. and it's a bigger platform. And that is... It is. Wow. Wow. Did I mention keeps.com?

Keeps.com. Are you tired of losing your hair? You know my keeps, right? I thought it was, you know... Whatever you're here at keeps.com on the broadcast, you know that we've edited something out. I've been on keeps for a while now. It works.

You can tell. No, I'm just messing with you. I don't know. I'm just messing with you because they're not, they're a sponsor on the network and they're, you know, I'm sure they're, they're not a sponsor on this particular broadcast.

So, why bother? I could make a little fun. You can't, but, it works. Have you really? Yeah.

And get over here in the light. How do you know that this work? Because you've had a pretty good head of hair anyway. I had, but I started, you could quote me on that too, by the way. Okay, I started, you know, when you went like this and clumps of hair will fall off.

So those of you that aren't watching chewing the fat today on camera. That's not possible. What Chris did is he ran his fingers through his hair. I know that. Look, those of you listening, they heard it. They did? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm sure I did it on the microphone so they can hear.

Now, if you're watching on the back camera, because you can choose, if you watch chewing the fat, you can choose what camera you're looking at. What is? What is the CS conference? No, what this is, is like the security cams that were on. They don't allow us actually on Blaze TV cams, but we use the security cams. So the simple safe cams.

So you can pick the camera in the back or pick the camera in the front, that's the security camera. By the way, that's a million dollar idea right there. By the way, I've wanted to do that forever on this network. I remember when I started working here, we talked about it. If you have developed...

Well, the technology is developed. Because Big Brother uses it. When Big Brother is on, and you pay the $19.99 extra on top of what. You choose? And then you get to pick what camera. Yeah, we had this conversation, Jeffrey. You might not remember.

But the technology is out there already. Big Brother is called Big Brother After Dark has that technology. Are you okay? So anyway, what Chris did. Keeps, keeps.com. So you were running your fingers through your hair. Yes. And the hair was coming out.

It was. It was scary. You don't think it belonged to your dog shedding? No, because my dog doesn't climb on my head? Okay, whatever. I don't know what kind of owner you are, but go ahead. Do you let your dog climb me here? I don't have a dog anymore.

That's why. Anyway, so anyway, and now you don't. You're using it keeps it now it doesn't do that? Yeah. I mean, that's tremendous, right? It's really, it really is tremendous. By the way, got me all, I had like, the last three days I had no pills left oh no because then I lost track because I took one

you took one I took one and then the last three days you don't have any that's my fault I was completely out of whack you what are you a junkie I gave you I gave you I gave you one of my pills man and I was then the last 20 I didn't have so that's because of you because I gave it to you dude it was okay stop it but uh so does it now with the directions do they say may work better if you take extra that oh no it says

it says don't take extra right extra doesn't exactly work no no the point is keeping it regular yes and you take it at the same time yeah the point yeah

did I not just say the point is keeping it regular but see regular could mean different things it could yes other than different other than taking it at the same time yes

yeah all right I apologize that My fault. We're little wasted so much time in this. We got the number one story in this damn world. I know. That it has our stupid theory and we have not even brushed any of it. It's all I want to talk about. But before that, I just want to thank the people that played along on my ISIS flicks yesterday.

How did that go? There were some really good, really good funny ones where people played along like, dude, where's my camel? Sleepless in Baghdad Iran's next top jihadist Oh these are all Courtney B A fist full of IEDs Nice

Well done Courtney B Then from Keep it up you might find a date If you have if you send those tweets Don't be mean No like I'm saying like Continue doing that So from

By the way she's a pretty cute girl You should go out Courtney B Yeah because I looked at her picture She's pretty cute I don't understand what she's single Now, I've only seen her face, so there could be some limbs missing. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question.

Yes. Do we know that the picture is her? Ooh, we don't. So anyway, the next tweet was Salamonian son, Omeca Band. I like that. Yeah, I know. The beheading bunch. Is that a TV show, though, right?

Yeah, some are movies, some are TVs. No, but I want to show that that's a TV show. I would like to see more than just one. Caliphate Wars, the Jihad Awakens. Oh, that's a great movie. I know. That's a Marvel movie right there. The Beheading of Emily Rose.

That's a scary movie. I like that one a lot. Everybody loves Muhammad. Everything you always want to know about Muhammad, but we're afraid to ask. Well, that's a docu-series. That might actually be a show on it already. Let's make a martyr Really funny

And Mohammed Alorian One more time One more time Mohamed Alorian I like it I know That's a decent plot right there Yes

Breaking Back Daddy Hey I know Allah in the family Really funny All the caliphate Bob smoke I mean they're really funny

Thanks for playing along. Twelve Angry Terrorists, Jihad Park. Okay. Sex and the Sheep Fields. Really funny. Sounds like something will happen to 40 acres. It was really funny. Little women in hijabs.

Two men and a goat. Really funny. Very funny. Wheel of Torture. Mohammed and Abdullah's excellent adventures. Man. in the high mosque.

Oh, that's a good Amazon. That's a good MS. The Flying Muslim. That's not funny to you because you don't even remember the show, but there was a show called The Flying Nunn with Sally Fields. She was like 10 years old at the time, so the show was like 100 years ago. Ilya and the Explorer.

That's funny. Roadside bombed to nowhere. I like my real housewife's idea. And the Real Housewives of Dubai, you could still go with Real Housewives. Housewives, any of the cities, right? I mean, there's multiple. Multiple series on the Real Housewives.

How to Train Your Terrorist Dragon? That one needs help. James Bond die another way. Really funny. Uh-oh. How to train your wife? You know, we'll just stop there. You can still play along.

Keeps.com. If you're losing your hair. Hashtaggag ISIS Flicks, Or you can just go to my Twitter account at Jeffrey JFR. And I tweeted it yesterday. I tweeted it yesterday with the tweet about thinking about the streaming of ISIS starting a streaming channel. And just hashtag ISIS Flicks. Yeah, thank to Ricky Javarez.

Yeah, I gave him credit in the tweet. I don't need to give him credit every time I freaking mentioned the story. What's he done for me? What is he? He liked a couple of retweets. Yeah, did you retweet this? Did he like this tweet? I don't know, did he?

The answer is no. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. So, send it to him again. Lucky I freaking tagged him at all. He thinks he is. Mr. O, I'm a worldwide comedian and I've got all kinds of shows that are award winning and I'm doing all this talented stuff.

And he's working on afterlife too. I'm doing all this talented stuff. I don't have enough time to retweet a Jeffey tweet. Okay, fine. Whatever. You know what? I don't have time to mention him every time. I mentioned the story either.

But if you wanted to, Ricky, I mean, at Ricky Jvarez, that's fine. Just at Jeffrey JFR. All I want to do is talk about the Royals. That's all I want to do today. I mean, last night, the story. That's all I want to do is talk about the Royals. I know, I know. Don't look at me like it's, I'm crazy.

I know that. I know, you know, it's the Royals and everything. But I am just fascinating. by what's been going on. And it started, well, a long time ago, actually, my fascination with the Royals, but it really delved into good stuff over the holidays

when the queen did her holiday, New Year's message video, and she's got the pictures of the family on the desk around her, and there's no Megan and Harry, or the baby. So then, not long after that, but Megan and Harry post their first time

Christmas message card Instagram with the baby Archie right on the screen saying Merry Christmas from all of us, you know, la la la. And then not long after that because the queen was like No, no, you're not going to upstage me. She posed the picture of the succession

which is... Which is... Which is tremendous. The last time that was done was 100 years ago. So it's her, Charles, William, and the little brat kid. George. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

George. So that picture, you know, of the succession. So you had the queen. And if you notice, in the succession photo, it's the queen in front. Yes. Charles. Yes.

William. Yes. And what's the kid's name again? Yeah, little prince George. And they're all, the heads are queen, Charles, William. Little baby. Little baby.

I mean, it's a step down. Yes. But it is a success. Or step up if you're, if you're George, you're like, these people will not die. I didn't take this ground. Wait, he's a baby. Yeah, that's what he's a toddler.

No, he's like, he's like, five or six now or something like that. Exactly. He cannot be smoking. He knows what he's doing. Ah. He knows what he's doing. Move on, move on. So then, after that, we get the, we get the, we get the post from Harry.

and Megan who are going to be, you know, staying in, they're not coming home for Christmas. This is a whole fight of them. It's been an amazing ride over the holidays. No question. Okay. So then, now we get, they've been, because remember, now remember, all right, we told you that they were going to go to Africa and they were going to live in Africa for six months to a year.

The queen kicked them out, said go to Africa. you're ticking me off. Get out of here. You're starting, you know, all Megan and Harry have been doing as being fight starters over there on the Royal Property. So they were going to do that. But then they went to Africa and they were down there for, what, a couple of weeks and they did their TV interview,

their whining little TV interview where she was, oh, how are you, Megan? Oh, I thank you for asking. Nobody ever asked me how I am. Don't they? But they spent a couple of, weeks there. After that, Megan was like, Harry, there's

no way we're living here for six months to a year. We've got to get out of here. So they go back to the UK and they decide that the queen says, well, look, tell people you want to, you know, you want to live in Canada there because you're not staying here. I gave you

the house over there, but, you know, that can still be your house. We fixed it up for you, but we'll call it yours, but you're not staying here for a while. So just tell people, you're not going to be jetting back and forth from here to New York and L.A. and just go stay in Canada. We've already, the U.K. is already part of Canada. It's all good. You can stay there. So they go there and they take their reprieve from royal duties over the holidays, right?

I mean, they took time off. I mean, they were struggling. I mean, they did a couple of weeks in Africa. Then they needed, they needed at least six weeks off, which they got. You know, it's tough. It's tough. So they spent the time in Canada. They spent the time with the family in LA, her mom, and, you know, she sees her friends. There were reports that she was seeing her shrink back in L.A. You know, because times are so hard being a royal. And I forget who I've told this, so we'll just, I'll just backtrack again, but I believe that Megan was really excited about becoming a royal. Yes. Okay, this was a, this was, and it should be, it should be a big deal. It's every little girl's dream. Right. To become a

Princess. And she was a holiday star, I mean a Hollywood star. And a holiday star. And, you know, she's a half breed. Jeffie, stop. She's half black and half white. It's a mix. Not a half breed.

Makes her sound like she's half human, half animal. That's not what she is. But then she found out. But I never, don't say seriously. Good, because I almost went to keep. The, uh, holy cow. Funny though. Anyway, the, uh, so then, but then she finds out how difficult it is to be a royal.

And is it difficult, Jeffrey. It is, it is if you're used to being your own royalty. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. She's her own Hollywood royalty. Yes.

I belong to the Hollywood Leeds. Right. Yes. Okay. Okay. But now she is, that's a different level. Yes, it is. Yes.

That's not I'm my own royalty. No, no, no, you have to follow rules. There's protocols. You have to follow the monarch. You keep your chin up. You don't look around. You're standing here. There's rules that you have to.

There's regulations and there's stuff going on. You've got to pee tough. Stand there. Hold it. Yes. Wait until it's done. I mean, that's just the way it is. And so she then starts, you know,

a little getting the fight starter all over again with her and Kate. And now she's got William Allman. William and Harry fighting. She's got the queen fighting everybody. She's a little fight starter. Little fight starter. You're a firecracker. You still a little fight with you.

And this is what you said. I love you too, Harry. But did you know that William was doing this? And did you know your grandmother does not let me wear her jewelry? She lets that bitch Kate wear it. Don't worry, honey. I'll buy you. I'm so much more prettier than her.

Am I not? Yes, you are. There you are. If you lose a little bit of it, baby weight but Harry didn't say that and uh and she has lost some of the baby way too by the way remember she said she wasn't going to lose some weight but she did yes she did she did she has over these holidays she's been working hard yeah and why is that do you think because she wants to go back to work in hollywood yeah yep do you know she's not getting work in hollywood as megan barkel

with baby fat i mean baby fat yeah yeah baby fat yeah you want to talk about the breaking news it just broke and i mean we can go down uh i do i'll get to it Why you push up, don't push up on me. What? I'll think, this is a podcast. I could take all the time out. I thought we've covered this already. No, you're right.

You can take it as much as the show. Yes. But there's, the hell I want. It's like the monarch. It gives you rules. I give you the rules. You got more. Oh, are you?

You're the monarch now. Is that what you are? When I'm editing your crap, yes, I am. Is that what you are? Pissing me off. So you go down, I mean, there's, I read this entire story in the Daily Mail. It is fascinating. I could, I could, I could, I, and I haven't even finished reading.

It's 100 pages. So inside the story, there's another link to the Sussex and the Royals, okay? And so I just look at a plethora of headlines. Just inside this, a story, inside the story, inside the story. So cool. Between the lines, which is what we do here. Which is what we do here. I mean, amazing.

So now we start. The latest one just dropped. Hilarious moment. Royal Biographer's pet. I'll say she interrupts her during live TV interview from her home. Big deal. Who cares? She's nothing.

Scotland Yard will review Prince Harry and Megan Markle's publicly funded protection officers. Yep. As it emerges that it could cost taxpayers up to a million a year, despite their claims they will become financially independent. Because now they want to break away from the royals. Yeah. They don't want to be part of it. They want to lose the titles.

They don't want to have anything to do with it. And that means, I mean, that means that they're back to work on the drive-thru. Yes. Now, obviously, you know, back in an area, not going to be working the drive-thrues. I wonder, this is a question for Stu. I wonder how was she written off on suits. Is there a possibility that- I think suits is done now, though, right?

No, it's so good. Oh, okay. I wonder if suits how they could bring her back? Possible. To see if she can come back. Possible. Because she had a big role in that, on that show. That's possible.

And there's plenty. I mean, there's plenty of work. No, no, only suits. Oh, okay. Yeah. Then we need to get talked to. Because the last thing I want to do in my life is talk to Stu. But you say so.

So then we go to Eco Warriors, Prince Harry and Megan Markle's carbon footprint could soar to triple the average if they split their time between UK and North America. Well, that's, of course. They're not going to do that. Yeah. I mean, they're going to be in Canada. That's why they, if they want to be. still tied with the royals. That's why they have to be in Canada

with the ties with the UK. And then they can zip in and out of the states. But that's why they're going to cut, you know, they're going to tell the time. Now they're back in the UK with talks with the queen and the family cutting, losing the royal ties

and finding out that if they cut the ties, I mean, that's security, that's housing, that's extra cash, spending cash, It's travel. Literally everything. It's everything. All the do people. From waking up to going to sleep.

Right. I mean, and I don't think. Clothing vehicles, gas. I don't think Harry's ready for it. Would you like fries with that? I don't think he's ready for that. And you know, Megan's not. But now they're going to sign all kinds of deals.

And there's no way that they're elite, her elite friends and his party elite friends. They, you know, yes, we're going to write a book. Oh, here's 20 million. So there's breaking news In the royal family happening right now as we speak And according to my royalty, I have to stop now So to hear the breaking news

You need to subscribe to chewing the fat Go to the blaze.com slash podcast, click on chewing the fat And subscribe on the platform of your choice because right after this, we're going to go into it. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. The queen has now summoned the royal family to an emergency meeting. I mean, she's called them all. Now, do you think that it has to do with Megan and Harry?

Or do you think that hubby is going to kick it? It has to do with making a hurry. I read the story. Prince Philip, you know, could, is on his, he's not well. He's not well. Yeah, and he keeps getting drunk and hitting people. And he was in the hospital over the holidays. And I do.

Everybody is, will he stay in the hospital over the Christmas? No. No, the queen's going to have him. Hey, give him that real blood. They sat in the hospital for a couple of days to get re-blooded up. And then it was like it's Christmas, ship it back home. And they did. So according to this, the meeting is in the way.

of Prince Harry and Megan Markle's shocking announcement. They are planning to step back as blah blah blah blah. Right now, the queen, Prince Charles, and Prince William have told all their offices to work at pace to find a solution to Megan's and Harry's desire to step away from the front line. Right. So whatever was on their schedules, that's gone. That's gone. History. Yes. I mean, William's going to have to pick up the pace. Kate's going to have to pick up the pace. I mean, the little fight starter has kind of won.

Yes. The Queen and the Prince of Wales and the Duke have directed their teams to work at the pace with governments and the success offices to find a workable solution, and this is expected to take days, not weeks. I cannot believe that Harry is letting this happen. I cannot believe it. According to Insider, this move has come from shock

and a range of emotion to something more constructive. It is very complicated. But right now, what they're trying to do is having open talks with government both in Canada and the UK. Right. Because the problem is that they don't know what to do with them. They don't know, for example, other discussions are focusing on how to fund the couple. Right.

How to fund their team. How to fund their security. How to fund their protection. And Megan is saying we don't need any of them. We don't need any of them. Screw that. We're out. Yes.

Harry, just come with me. You, me and Archie, and we can live anywhere we want in the world and we can do anything we want. Screw them. You don't have to put up with this. You don't have to do this. Just come and be with me and he's doing it. I don't understand it.

Wow. I don't understand it. And he's actually doing it. I mean, and if this. no way he's able to come back and crawl back, right? Well, one of... No, you can't because if you're going to denounce your dukness for the Duke of Success, the Queen has to put a new person in there because that's part of their...

Their deal with the local government. Yes, it is. We talked about this. Which is why Prince William is shooting for the four kids, just like the queen does. so like all the realms are covered. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. You know, so all the realms have to be covered somehow by a royal.

And I can't believe William has actually let this happen either. I can't believe William and Harry let this happen. Well, I prefer, if I'm William, I prefer do it now. Have grandma deal with it because grandma could be meaner. If he's coming from William, his brother between brother, it's like, oh, look at the brother. They've been battling though since Megan's been around. Exactly. Exactly.

So it was good for William to step back. And say, Grandma, what do you want me to do? Okay, you got it. I'm then he's able to say, look, I think, bro, I'm here for you. Yeah. I'll do whatever you want. And you know, Prince William has a good heart. So he's going to be like, Prince William is going to kick some money to them.

It's going to be just like Queen Elizabeth is kicking money to Prince Andrew. Yes, Prince Andrews no longer Prince. Speaking of Prince Andrew. I know. He's the one. That guy is a lucky MFer. I mean, I know he's in all these stories and he's still under fire for the Epstein-Lolita Express and everything,

but... Megan sucked. Megan has saved his ass. She saved his butt. I think, because it is, he could get his 60th birthday party. That the Queen can't say. I don't know about that. I think the Queen's like, no.

As a matter of fact, I summoned everybody back except for you. Doesn't anyone want to see you walking around here anymore. So don't even come knocking. If we didn't cover this last year, the queen, Hello? Mom, this is Andrew. Oh, no, Andrew, no. You're not supposed to be here.

Well, can you just let me in? No, what are you? I'm just here to see my mom. I just, I just, oh, mom. Yeah, I mean, there's no way. Yeah, she canceled his party because of the whole thing. Yeah, he didn't know, no. But he is happy.

Right. That's a little kid right now. Yes. Like Megan Little looks sucked all the news. and have right now, come on. You literally have the queen called an emergency meeting of all the heads of the realms. Dude, this feels like a movie.

This is like a Game of Thrones movie. It is. Without the dragons and the killing. And my gosh, do I want that? Oh, me too. Send in the dragons. My gosh, do I want that. I don't want the killing.

I do. I want somebody to be. Beheaded? Yes. Nice. At least somebody needs an arrow between the eyes. Ooh, that's a good one. How does

After reading that They said they're talking to the The Canadian government They're talking to the American government And they're talking to the local government Like I didn't know I wonder if they knew It was going to be this much of a trouble

She doesn't care And then it also makes me think That they went to the queen The queen said no She got pissed Right She did what Every person does here in America

Leak it to the media or just make the announcement. Ask for forgiveness. Which is too late. It's too late. By you making that announcement, you forced the hand, but do you really want to poop on the hand that feeds you?

She doesn't care. I know. That is unbelievable. Unbelievable that you don't care. Vega doesn't care. She's, and I heard Glenn mentioned today, Glenn back,

if you're not sure who that Glenn is that I'm talking about. No, I didn't know. I heard him mention that he, he thinks that with all of this in particular, that when the queen passes, the monarchy's done. I don't know that I buy that. No, the moniker would not be done. I don't know that I buy that. No.

Now, they will hate the new king. They'll be on the rocks because of Charles. Yes, they would not like the new king. Yes, yes. Which is why she's being the longest monarch. Yes. In history. Yeah.

Of course. Charles is an idiot. She's known that all along. Yes. And she's not going to give it to Charles. No. So all she has to do is outlive Charles. And dude.

And that might happen. That might happen. If I'm William, the queen mother never dies. Yes. I mean, I have every possible due person around the queen knows that when she gets sick, when she falls, when she goes down, William is called not Charles. Right? Because William comes and he's locked out the house, man.

Oh, yeah. He's taking care of grandma. Grandma's still alive. No, Dad. She's still alive. She's fine, but she doesn't want to see anyone right now. Sorry. And just go back to go back over there to the horse barn and stay home with the wife.

Holy cow. Are we still rusty? No, I'm reading because I'm trying to find what Pierce Morgan said about William and Harry because he said he predicted this happening. He did. And he's also talked about how they, how she has, the reason that he predicted this is because he feels like she is the fight starter.

The fight starter is my words, not his. Yeah. But how she's broken up everything that she's got in contact with. Yeah, I found it. So he's broken up. I already know what, what he said. That's why I went into it. But I would like to get it from his word before you say,

like, that's not what he said. So we just get it straight from the horse's mouth. We don't need anything from Camilla right now. She's back in the horse barn with Charles. You know, she's happy. You know she's happy since it's also happening too. But the problem is that people love Megan somehow. Somehow they love Megan more than anybody right now.

Which is really weird. It is. But it's weird because I think that Megan's going to find out that cutting the ties. It's going to make it look bad. Yeah. Yeah. She's not, this isn't, this isn't a good thing for her. No, and it makes her look like a spoiled brat, which is not a good thing for her.

No. Okay, fine. Harry will look like, oh, crap, he's doing what Megan wants. He's following his wife. He's got to do that. He's got the kid and he's still, he's trying to, he talked about his mom. He struggled his whole life and then his brother. He's a troubled child.

Right. Yes. That's why he was a party kid. Now he's locked into Megan. Which is a mistake. So he comes out okay. I think Harry comes out. He's obviously bunched in with Megan as you're tearing everything apart.

But he can walk away from Megan and come back and still be the royal. Absolutely. If he walks away from her, she's a homewrecked. She is nothing. She will be known as the girl that came between the two princes, the two prince and destroy the relationship. And look, and that's what gets back to what, uh, what Pierce said. Go ahead, quote what Pierce said,

because I could tell you exactly what he said. No, no, it's fine. Go ahead and read what freaking Pierce said. I would have closed my phone. No, no. You read every freaking word of Pierce Morgan. You read everything that Pierce has said for the last 20 freaking years before I say something.

Okay. People say I'm too critical of Megan Markle, but she ditched her family, ditch her dad, ditch most of her old friends split Harry and William and has now split him from the royal family. I rest my case. He's right. She's the fight starter, man.

That's what she does. She goes in a nice note. The one person that is sitting with a little folded arms saying, I regret this decision. It's the queen. I know. I know she's got to feel bad.

She should not have let the marriage happen. She should have listened to her gut. She should realize that, well, she was listening to her gut by loving her grandson. Yes. and wanting him to be happy. Yes. And he went to her, you know, and his grandma, I know, I know.

Grandma, look. Yes, yes, yes. I love her so much. Yes. I know she's a half-breed. Yes, no. But I know that she's just an actress from America and Canada. That's the problem there.

She's an actress. But I love her. I love her so much, Grandma. She's so beautiful. Well, I've looked and I've screwed a bunch of people all over the world, grandma. Oh, never mind. You know what? Okay.

Fine. Go ahead. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Grandma. I love you too. I love you too. I hope I don't regret this. And yes, she does. And grandpa, what did grandpa say to him? You do not marry actresses. Don't do it. Those are the ones you used to pound chick a pound pound.

Right. Look at your brother. And by the way, I am so mad at the media right now. As all this thing is breaking, they decide to publish. his story from last year of... About William and the affair? We all know. We don't know why he gets her pregnant.

We've covered that here. We've covered that here. We've covered that here. We all know the reason gets her pregnant. She says, okay, go to the neighbor. Well, the neighbor is actually one of Kate's best friend. Best friend. It's the same thing, Jeffrey.

Okay. The neighbor, best friend. It's the same thing. We all know that. What's their silly name? Is it another horse face? Rose, Rose, Hamper, yeah, Rose. So, and Rose is...

She's attractive. Hell, that's a good word. That's a good word I was looking for. Rose is... Attractive. Attractive. I can see why William saw that and they went to that instead of her pregnant wife. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. The wife is pregnant and bitchy. Yeah. Rose is an old friend, and she's got her husband who she's sick of. when you see her in Hubby, she's like, oh, I'm going to be busy with the prince for a while, so why don't you go, I don't know,

do whatever it is you do. So, I mean, yeah, you get that, right? Yeah. But there's still no proof.

No. There is no actual proof. She's the one that broke that story. Yes. So now, I mean, it's thought at William. You know,

the other thing that makes it look like there's proof is that when the story first broke, William tried to squash it. Yes. And so, the belief is that he tried to squash it because it was true. Yes. But his argument to that is I tried to squash it because

I didn't want to hurt my wife. Yeah, it's my reputation. And I didn't want to, this hurts my wife with their friends. No, I don't talk about her, but it's like I'm future king. I want to make sure that my... No, I am, but what I'm saying is that I don't want to hurt my wife. Yeah, yeah, that too. That's secondary, but my image as future king. I don't become the king cheater. I mean, okay, this is seriously. Fat Pile Friday is tomorrow. And I I seriously could go on and on.

But I think this is one of the stores that people, oh, why are you guys, we separated from the, it's fun. I know that we did. It's fun. And I got, they have no, you know, I'm not bowing that, well, maybe I would bow down on the queen.

Oh, definitely. Jeff Fisher, Queen Elizabeth. Oh, by the way, speaking of that. One last breaking. You're the one telling. We got out of this time. We got to wrap this up.

I know, I know. I know. I know. Every podcast is too long. I know. One last story. The, um, the wax museum in London. Okay.

Has officially removed as of 30 minutes ago. Prince Harry and Megan from the royal family. Wow. Madam Sudeau officially removed them. I want to see the picture. As of 30 minutes ago. Of those wax bodies in the damster. Absolutely.

We have to say, if somebody make me a meme right now of the wax, Harry and Megan in the dumpster out behind the museum. That is fantastic. I mean, maybe they just set them out front for people to hang their hats on or something. But this, now this goes back to what I'm saying, that Harry still walks away. Now, they're both gone because they're the couple, right? But if Harry comes back, he's still a royal. no matter what he's still a royal

royal blood still runs through it now she might be the mom of Archie and that's it that's it and that don't mean Didly Harry just take Archie's mind yeah and Harry has do something little baby Archie has dual citizenship

do something he's living here come and get him oh wait you can't get in damn the luck and I'm sorry but like that's why you don't marry feminist Wow, I can't believe. That I'm right?

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