Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 279 | Fat Pile Friday - Billion Dead Animals EDITION

Episode Date: January 10, 2020

Fat Pile Friday is HERE and Jeffy is questioning a report about the "billion" of dead animals in Australia due to the recent fires. The two BIGGEST questions are: who is COUNTING? and why are they COUNTING? Jupiter is being a jerk towards Earth by flinging rocks towards the earth. If you use Grindr as a dating app make sure to be careful who you agree to go on a date because you could end up dead and MISSING your ________. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now a Blaze Media podcast. Welcome to Fat Pile Friday. How in the world are you? Thanks for coming along for the ride today. You know, all this week, Harvey Weinstein's been, you know, his trial started, and we covered it earlier in the week when it first started, and the judge had the cell phone, and the judge got mad and tossed them, throw it and tossed away.

One thing I didn't see was earlier this week after that, the next day, what do you do when they tell you you can't bring a cell phone? you hide it? A lot of people would think that. But no, you just bring a book. He brings in a book. No problem. And the book is titled The Brothers Mankowitz,

which is two Hollywood brothers that were, you know, according to the author, struggling with their respective demons, they of course had had women problems in Hollywood as well but they were all consensual of course

nothing like Harvey Weinstein and the author is like I was first I was hyperventilating I was curious why I was reading it and what message he might be trying to send but other than that the one thing that I'm

disappointed as is that when you are someone like Harvey and you need the assistance of a walker does he now have the little bag hanging in front where he carries all the stuff in it? Is that how he carries his book and stuff into the courtroom? Yes. That is fantastic.

So I'm looking at some of the headlines. It's Fat Plow Friday. We'll plow through some of these headlines that we didn't get a chance to get to during the week. Oh, just the headlines? I like this segment. And one of the other. This isn't just that. It's kind of. I'll calm down. We'll get to the headlines.

But the police in Ontario are looking to identify suspects that stole beehives. 13 of them, to be exact. 13 beehives have just disappeared. And, you know, sometime in November. And we don't know when. They're just missing. And remember, as I see this, I'm thinking, didn't we talk about beehives?

I thought we covered this. So I went back and I did what any good host does. Whatever shows do. I mean, I dig into. Go back to the archives. Study. Yeah, the archives. And so I Googled beehives theft.

And do we talk about this? How to steal 50 million bees. Beehive theft prevention and security. Beehives find sweet rewards in California. I mean, it goes on and we did talk about it. And we talked about how difficult it was. to catch them, and it's a growing theft market. Well, yeah, it's difficult to catch a bee.

Think about it's so tiny, and how did you catch it? Do you like butterfly? Do you lasso them? Do you have with a cup and you just jump? Another thing that's difficult, another thing that's difficult is trying to recognize who is stealing them because they're all wearing the beehive suit. And unless you're, you know, like me, with the fat guy beehive suit, which I don't know that they have one,

but, you know, in case they do that, you're wearing the fat guy beehives. You look over there and you go, oh, the beekeeper's out. Who's the fat guy? And so when the police asked,

they go, oh, I'll remember there was a fat guy. Yeah, it was a big guy. But if it was just a regular beehive suit, you don't know who it is. Yeah.

So I got, if you have beehives, it's a warning. We need like, we need. Simply safe. That's all you need. Simply safe.

We'll solve that? Absolutely. Then there you have it. Any kind of, of theft issues you have. Simply safe. Simply safe. And I guess that Taco Bells are now using Simply Safe.

We had the story of the homeless guy that broke into the Taco Bell. Oh yeah, through the drive-through window, yes. And cooked up some food, took a little nap. Ooh. Cleamed up after himself. Hello. Left. One of...

That's a nice guy. That is. It's a nice guy. From watching the video. he seemed to the Simply Safe video by the way he seemed to know what he was doing

and where to go so I feel like this is a ex-employee or maybe not maybe just someone who has worked at a Taco Bell yes yes yes an ex-tacobel employee

yeah because he went he knew how to heat up the meat that is not meat wait what are you talking about oh that's like great deal meat. Shut up.

Yeah, that is... No, I will not have you badmouthed Taco Bell. I love Taco Bell. Stop. I'm a Taco Bell person. I have Taco Bell at least once a week. But... You are pissing me off now.

That meat is like grade D meat. World class. World class. We're a class. I don't want to call that meat. 100% beef. Oh my God. That is not 100%.

Now, Taco Bell is obviously looking. into it trying to find the person. I do have a question though. Just one question. Why is a Taco Bell closed? I thought they were open 24-7. I thought they were. I thought they were open 24-7. And I'm sorry. With the franchises here at Taco Bell thinking they could just close up. Isn't that your peak hour time when all the drunks and the high people are doing all that stuff? Thank you. Thank you. Because I remember, no, I mean, never mind. I'm sorry. I remember a friend telling me a story Okay. That when he got really, really high, he liked to go eat at Taco Bell.

I mean, I may have heard the similar story. Oh, you may? Yeah. We have heard the similar story. And I could see how that would, as someone who knew a lot of people and knows a lot of people who may have participated. Ben unsober. Oh, there you go. In their days.

that they may have frequent it. The Taco Bell joint? The Taco Bell stories. Yeah, yeah. And by the way, it turns out that Taco Bell, its meat is... 100%. 100%.

100. Mostly. That stands that equals 100%. Oh my gosh. If mostly equals 100%. Mostly, that's 100%. I do not want you to be in charge of anything. No, because I am mostly thin.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Those of you that follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, you may have noticed yesterday I tweeted a story that I screenshoted a tweet from Bloomberg, Bloomberg News, which I follow because I love some of their free world thoughts. And they had a video and a story that talked about the Australia Brushfire.

And the headline is Australia is suffering from a stunning loss to its biodiversity after more than a billion animals died in the devastating bushfires. I'd like to A know who counted. Who's out there counting the dead animals? 990,001, 990,0002. And did they use a clicker? Jeff, what are you doing? Well, I was counting 990. Oh, crap.

Oh, no. What happened? Now I got to go all the way back to the other side of the country and start counting again. I forgot where I was at. Yeah. I mean, come on. A billion. I know they lost a lot of animals.

And I'm not, it's horrific. And they talked about bringing in special crews to bury them. And I'm sure that, oh, yeah, they're bringing in special crews. I mean, there's, there's. To bury what? The animals, the dead animals. But I thought they were burnt. Well, yeah, they're burned, but they're still laying on the top of the ground.

What are you burning? What are you burning? You're burying the bodies. I mean, yeah, I mean, what are you burying? You're digging holes and you're burying the body. It's not like they burn to a fireplace ash. But they burn. You're just not leaving burned animal carcasses laying around.

They will go back to the earth. Yeah, well, people have farms and property. You don't just leave rotting flesh laying around. It's not rotting. It's cooked. So just go out there, slice a piece and start eating. Well, there's over a billion animals. That's a lot of food.

You just serve whole hunger. There's no way that there's a billion animals. There is a way if you count the ants and the grasshoppers and the mosquitoes. With the flies, all the spiders. The butterflies. The spiders. The ants, first of all, you're not killing all trillions of ants. You don't know that.

You're killing the ones on the top. The ones underground or underground. What are they doing? Wait. Wow, let's get a little warm down here, but we'll just hang out and wait until it cools down a little bit and then we'll trek back out. They're smoking? Yeah, the way. I mean, the queen's just laying around going, don't get me food and they're like, uh, it's burning.

It can't right now. It's cooking, uh, you highness. Yeah, we're heating it up. Hold on. Let me put my cigarette up against the wall of the dirt here. Oh, that's a nice trick. Yeah, I was just hanging out, I was just cooling down a little bit.

So are we saying that the ants are the one that burned in Australia? No. No, they didn't. The ants don't throw lit cigarette butts around. They keep it underground. So silly, a billion animals. Okay. I mean, I know it's horrific.

I'm going out of my way to be nice because I know it's horrific. I do. And the fires are absolutely stunningly, amazingly horrific. horrific. How long have they been burning? Because I didn't know they were burning until two golden globes. Two full days. Oh, oh my God. Calm down. No, they've been burning quite a while.

The cold country's on fire. Both continents on fire. Did you see the, I'm chewing the fat, my chewing the fat segment during Pat Unleased on Wednesday, I showed a overlay map of Australia over the United States and where the fires are around in Australia

all they pretty much surround I mean they're all over Australia but you see what it would look like if it was the United States burning it was a fascinating graphic and picture and so if you have an opportunity you can go back and go to Blaze TV

So it was a graphic and a picture? Yes. It was not just a picture or a graphic It was both Yes that's why I showed it during my segment I'm looking at this they'll be fine.

They'll be fine. I watched a segment on some news channel that my father and my mom was watching. No, there wasn't. Oh, Telemundo. No, he doesn't hang out on Telemundo too much. He stops a little bit. Then it reminds him of his wife, so he moves on. Oh, yeah, never mind.

She canceled Telemundo. I mean, whew. And so it was some news channel. I mean, he flips through them all, and I catch him all. Some of it's fascinating. Because some of them, he'll stop on and he'll, watch for about five minutes. And then if I'm not the one

hollering at the TV, he is. It's kind of fun. It's kind of fun. I don't understand these Democrats. We are screwed. If these people get in, I know, I know, changes the channel. But wait, I was watching that.

I'll tell you another thing he does to it, it takes me. I'll be sitting there. I got, you know, I got my laptop open. I'm kind of working, but he's flipping through the channels. He stops on something. Catch us your eye. We're watching it. I look up, I'm watching it.

And I'm just getting into it. Click. Click. Oh, man, what do you? Do you say something? Sometimes. Sometimes when I just look back down at Cape Worker. Sometimes I'm like...

When you do say something, what does he say? Dude, I was watching that. Oh, I'm sorry. I just got bored with it. I saw that already. Does he go back? Sometimes. That's awesome.

That's awesome. Other times it's like, there's not a chance I'm going back. I just keep looking at your laptop. Watch it in your little TV that you have on your lap. I heard you could do that. Yeah, we do. Well, I mean, never mind. I don't know.

This is so stupid. Hey, welcome to Fat Pile Friday on Chewing the Fat. I know. This week has been, you know, you know what's wrong with this week, and I knew it was going to happen. Is it last week, you know, I put in a couple, even over the holidays, I filled in for a couple of shows.

And then we came back, and last week we came back for like two days. Boom, boom. Thursday and Friday. Boom, we're back. And, you know, we did 80 shows in those two days. But we were only back. We were back two days.

And then, so I knew it was going to happen. I even talked about it, I think, on one of the shows, one of the 80 shows. I love that you can't remember which one. Where it was like, it was going to happen. Right? You know what we were talking about, oh, whoa, whoa. my gosh, it was two days.

Next week, it was full week. So by was there Thursday, you're like, oh my gosh. And that's where I'm at today on this prize. Like, this week has never ended. It will, it's, it's already ended. We're here. But it hasn't because we're here. We're done.

We're done. We're not done, though, because we're here. We're done, though. Everyone listening live. Not possible. We pre-recorded. No, I mean, everyone I'm saying, but everyone listening live while we're recording it.

Everyone watching live. No, the cameras are not even here. The cameras. Not the back cameras on. It's simply safe back cameras on. All they got to do is when you log on to the website. I don't know. Maybe you need to stop saying I'm going to look at Patreon and actually do it.

I know. Close. Think about it. $3 a feed. How much? Three. See, nobody has just three bucks. They don't?

No. What do they have? Like a $5 bill. Oh, okay. Do you just carry fives? Just fives. Okay. Just fives.

I mean, nobody carries. Nobody. No, there's no such thing as a $3 bill. If there is, I mean, there is a two and a one. Go to jail. But everybody, everybody carries a five.

Well, there's a $2 bill, so. There's no $3 bill. Yes, but there's a two. So we just change the price into two. We just change your price into two. You don't go up. You go, down.

Oh, no, no, it's always rounding up. No, no, no, my friend. No, you round up. You round up. You round down. No. No? No.

Okay. No, you round up. Did you see, hey, how many people, speaking of your people? What, Puerto Ricans? Yes. Dude, they're being, they be sleeping outside with mattresses because of all these earthquakes that are happening down there. So how many, that's not a bad idea.

I know, I told you about it. Sleeping outside on a mattress. It's not a bad idea. Because, I mean, you don't want the stickhouse has fallen over. No, you don't. With a little ground shaking. But all jokes aside, you start getting into six and seven point earthquakes. Puerto Rico's not there.

That's doing some damage. I mean, I've sat here in this building and felt the ones and felt the threes. And you realize what such a great difference in. Power. Unbelievable. Yeah. So you go from threes. into the sixes.

Buildings are coming down. Oh, yeah, and you move, that island is no longer part of the United States. It's part of Canada. Boy, what a shame that would be, huh? Anyway, so... Continue. What do you mean?

Keep on. I'm just saying it. Keep on. I just said, what a shame it would be. Nobody wants that to happen. Hey, people are watching, they see your eyes rolling and getting all... How many power companies is Puerto Rico?

I mean, they got to have, what? Power company? One. Three and four? One. No, but I mean, for the entire country. They gotta have one.

It's run like by the government too. So the island's power authority said 600,000 customers have power. Okay. And around 900,000 do not.

I know. The cycle energy. Some people get some, some people don't. It's been so damaged. Look at it. What's going to? I try to get it back up in a year or so. I mean, you're sleeping out mattress

is a lot longer than waiting for an earthquake. Yeah. Well, a real big thing in Puerto Rico is the power plants. Like those house power plants, so you put the gas and you could just, you know, run your house on that. Most of... Yeah, the generators?

We'll call them power plants down there. Oh, geez. That would be a shame if this became Canada, I'll tell you that. Anyway, go ahead. Most of their houses are run on that. On generators. Yes.

On personal generators. Personal generators. But that would be that if most of the houses were run on these power plants, that the main power plant. Oh, he's been out for a long time. Is not really that good. No, no. Let's put it this way.

We didn't pay electric bill until we came to the United States. And my parents lived there for most of their life. Wow. Because that's... So you were just stealing it from the government? Because that was a way of protesting then some days would be like, so we're going to just turn it off. It'll be right back up, okay?

Two weeks later, no power. Now, that's what they're doing here, right? Now, there's a very different culture than here, though, because over there, there's no such thing as a central AC unit. Nobody has their own personal, no. Central AC unit? No. I don't know, you know, like a window unit?

No. Plugged into their personal power plant? No. I did not know about AC until 2001. And I was born in 89. Wow. I didn't know there was such a thing. Yeah, I knew in the cars.

But guess what? Those were rich people. They were the only ones that have cars with AC. We never had a car with AC. I didn't know about this cold 80. that is running right now into 2001. Fans and fans and big box fans.

The white ones that cost like $2 at Walmart, those. You put those in the window. Wow. Bro. I mean, what do you live in? It's like caveman days. I went back.

I think it was like four years ago. I merely died. My grandma's like, open the window and then do what? Well, we'll get a breeze in here, maybe. You'll get a breeze at night. Some type of breeze will come through. It never came. You're on an island.

There's got to be some kind of breeze. Well, yes, yes. But over there, the houses are met of cement. Right. Those walls, once it comes really hot, it takes a long time to cool off. Yeah. You touch that wall.

Ooh, you know how those ants are turning their cigarettes? and last... Lighting the cigarettes off the wall. Yeah. You could do that in Puerto Rico too. Really? Oh, yes. Especially the roof.

Oh, yeah. You know what helps that is air conditioning. Just a thought. You're welcome, Puerto Rico. I'm here to help. So now they're trying to tell us that the planet Jupiter

is actively trying to destroy us. For years, they tried to tell us that Jupiter was this giant planet that helped save us. The things that were flying through space would fly into Jupiter instead of coming toward Earth. So Jupiter was our friend. Now they're saying that what happens is

is that it does do that, but it also flings stuff at us. Now it's doing kind of a crappy job because it hasn't hit us very often. But it flings stuff at us. So we have to, you know, we should be careful because that's what it's doing. It's more of a, what the space expert called, it's more of a sniper rather than a shield. So what's going on is that Jupiter's spinning around, flying around out there and Things are flying into Jupiter all the time, and Jupiter is catching them. And then when people aren't looking, it's throwing them back at Earth. It's like, whew-oh.

Yeah, I was going to wonder, I was to say, if Jupiter, he's a smoker. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Juba smoke. He's Jupiter's out there. Man, I just caught three great pieces of rock today. Anybody looking over there yet? Yeah, no, they're checking us out right now. All right, just keep spinning.

No problem, don't worry. Nobody's looking to throw it. Now, I have a question before you continue. Yes. Who is Jupiter talking to? The other people around. Like who? The other Jupiterians.

Oh, okay. There's Jupiter ends. Okay. Continue. They're smoking with the Jupiter. Okay, okay, okay. The flingers, the snipers. They're Jupiter ins.

And so the thing is, is that he's kind of crappy, right? Because we don't have a lot. I mean, we get stuff burning up in our atmosphere a lot, but he hasn't found the right one to fling and spoil us in millions of years, right? We haven't had a...

Yeah. We haven't had a big one hit us to destroy us down for a while millions of years. Ever so often, though. He gets close. That's why he's still doing it because he was so...

Remember that time? And he's talking to the Jupidians? Remember that time? Remember that time that Bill Jupiterian? Jupiterian. Jupiter. Yeah. Jupiter.

Remember that time that Bill flugged that big one in and it got through? The whole planet just covered and smoke and dark and everything it just looked so bad for a long time. Fist.

Yeah, man. Wait, hold on. Now Jupiter has a fist. They fist bump each other. Yeah. Dude, I got a cigarette in my fist. What are you doing? That hurts.

So. And where did he light up the cigarette? Because there's no way to light up a cigarette in space. Yeah. Are you an astronaut? You know what, no, I'm not. Then stop talking.

Okay. Have you ever been to Jupiter? No, I haven't. All right then. Have you? Have you ever talked to anyone, any Jupiterans? No, I have that. All right then.

Okay. So. I'm guessing you have just all those questions. I'm asking you the question. I'm not asking. No, that's fine. That's why. You can ask me the questions, but I revert them to you.

So all I'm saying is that now we find out that we're supposed to all these years that we were supposed to thank Jupiter. Oh, thanks for blocking all these rocks coming to the planet. No. The scientists now say he's busy after he blocks him.

And nobody's looking. He fligs him back at us. Oh, that bastard. So sick of Jupiter. Now he's made me mad. So all this week, CES consuming or electronics show going on in Vegas. First of next week, we're going to have the CES guy on and tell us about

some of the cool stuff that was there that he saw. Or or she, because I don't know what he identifies as, or what they, them. You didn't ask it? We'll talk to someone. To something with a voice. The robot?

I don't know who. AI? I'm willing to talk to a robot. I don't care. Just I just want the information. Here where it comes from about CES and some of the great stuff that was going on there. And they've got all kinds of people talking Everybody wants to show up.

Like they've had, you know, like the Samsung 8K TV. I'm okay with that being at my home. Do you see the charming toilet robot? Yeah, I didn't quite. You know, that... It doesn't hand you the toilet paper. How much more do you what? I want...

I want more than me having to make sure that it has toilet paper in it until I need it. I want to be able to be able to be... out of toilet paper and say yo, Robi. Robi. Robi. I want Robi to go

yeah what you need. Why is everything that you... Because when you're just standing around doing nothing, you're smoking. Oh, okay. I didn't know that. I didn't know that.

I can't stop them. You know, I sure it's bad for your health, but you know, if they want to smoke, go ahead. Okay. And, uh... Robo has no arms or a mouth. What's that? Huh?

I didn't hear what. I said that the robot has no arms or a mouth. But this robot will. That's my point. Oh. I want to be able to say, that's the concept that you're looking for. Hey, Roby. Yeah, Jeff, what do you need?

I'm out of toilet paper. Hold on. Go out where the toilet paper is in the garage. Pick up a few rolls. Bring it into the bathroom and hand it to me. You keep your toilet paper in the garage? There's shelving in the garage. Why is your toilet paper in the garage?

Because that's where the shelving that we keep. stuff on is. So wait a minute if you run out of paper in your house. Here's a little helpful hint though. Okay. We don't run out of toilet paper. When you run out of toilet paper. We don't.

Because we are humans who think ahead. And there's a place on the wall for a roll. Yes, there is. And there's a place on the floor with a little toilet paper holder that holds three to four or five if you fill it up with the extras up on top.

So there's extras in the bathroom. So when you're running low, you have extras there. When the little holder gets down to one roll, you refill it. Okay, but let's say you forgot. So you don't run out. Let's say you forgot. But you don't. That's the little thing.

Let's say you forgot. You're telling me that you have to go downstairs. I want to row by. Actually, you don't live upstairs. You live downstairs anyways. Yeah, I don't do stairs. Okay. So you have to go through your living room,

through your kitchen. Robi's out back smoking, first of all. He's not going to have to go through the living room twice. All right. But I'm talking about you right now. Do you have to roll by right now? No. Okay, then right now, Jeff Fish.

Okay, so she has to go through the living rooms, through the kitchen, into the garage to get you a toilet paper. Yeah. Wow. Or if she was a smart thinking, Robi wife, she would go through the living room and go in. into the other bathroom. And then grab her from there.

And grab a roll out of there. That is smart. See? Work smarter, not harder in your life. Let the other person have to go into the garage to refill their bath. Until they get the road by. That's correct. That's correct.

So you did not like the charming robot? I'm outside. What do you? Could bother me. Like break time. No, it's just dumb. There's a little, whatever.

They had a lot of, uh, I like to do a Lenovo, fold laptop. That's kind of cool. I'm kind of into the fold stuff. I really want one of those bad. They have a lot of sex tech. Yeah, I'm interested in seeing.

Some pretty cool stuff. You would think it's like, wait a minute. Like what else can you have in that part of company? Right. And I'll stand corrected, Jeff Fisher. What's that? there's some stuff. I'm like, okay.

Never saw that come in. Okay. Well, I thought that CES had banned the sex tech. Well, that's stupid. But apparently they banned it and then, uh, uh, oh, yeah, we probably should do that.

Because, uh, people really like that. That's what they show up here for. They don't really show. They don't really show. much about the laptop that folds that they see on television commercials all the time. Or the TV that moves. Right.

Big deal. And, you know, everybody makes a big deal about the retractable TV. I like that. But. Hold on. Big deal like in what way. Like, oh, that is pretty cool. Yeah.

Oh, that's pretty cool. It's got a big box that has to sit in. Yeah. It's got a roll up. And it means that you have more space. And you have more space. More space. Now you don't.

Yes, you have more space. You sit it on the same shelf that the TV would be on. Exactly. And then now you have like something you could put like, I don't know, logo in the back or a painting or crap that you actually, that wall now becomes usable. Uh, those paintings and the logo that you would have in your house. I only said that because I'm freaking looking behind you.

Or the guitars that you want to hang. Yeah. Right. Right. You couldn't hang those. I don't know. Oh, you cannot. No.

the other side. No, because all above. All my other sides are full. All my other shows. If I have three TVs in one side, I have another TV on the other side, I got some stuff that's supposed to do something with the sound. All my other walls are full. That's the only one that is not full.

Again, I ask you, it's just kind of dumb. I know, I'm not asking. I'm telling you. It's cute, but big, it's like an old elementary school projector screen. and it's just whatever I mean that's who cares I want I want some stuff

I want some stuff that is cool you know like Robai like why can't I have Robai out back smoking bringing me toilet paper no or build a vibe workshop

I'm sorry Build a vibe who is build a vibe? Who is build a vibe That's what you've built your own vibrator. Oh, I thought it was a guy, build a vibe. But it's not build a vibe. It's build a vibe. As in three words. Build a vibe. Why you shaking your head of me like that? Like, you know, the Colgate, blacklist, pro tooth, but shut up. Big deal. Thanks.

And I appreciate it. And the small home appliances, the little refrigerator. and the cube refrigerators. I mean, they're cute. And I'm sure that I'll have to get one for my wife. Oh, we've got to have one of those little cube refrigerators. I can keep those in my office. So I don't have to share my stuff. I can keep it up here in my little off.

Okay. All right, baby. Whatever you need. You just call Robai. He'll bring it to you. I know it's Fat Pile Friday, and we del, didn't do it yesterday, but is it a problem that I still want to do nothing but talk about the

Royals? Is that a problem? It's like watching it crash. I mean, yesterday afternoon, all the breaking news of the phone calls and the brother and the Harry and the dad and the queen's

rebellious. Disatisfaction which equals pissed. It's amazing. You know she wishes this was back in the 1800s? Well, she could just be like off with your head. Just stab him in the face. Be done with it.

So I think you're right. All we're missing is someone gets an arrow between their eyes. I want somebody to, whoo! What was that? What was that? Ooh, that's a nice error. That's a good one. It's just over.

Amazing. And then whoever got it, like I would say the first person to get it would be. No, no. We're not saying that here. What do you mean? No, we're not. No, we're not. All right, I won't say it.

All right. But if you were to hear, who the next person you would talk to would be, let's say, Harry. And you would say, see, and everything will be okay. No? It would be the other way? Yeah. It would be the other way around.

Is that what you were thinking? Yeah. So you did you get it? Megan, what are you thinking? Yes. Go take care of the kid. Yes. And shut your face.

You're a widow now. Go shut your face. And I don't want to hear anything about the dump we're moving into either because you're not living over there in that place I gave to you. And you remodeled with taxpayers money because it wasn't good enough. It's fine. I don't care about that. I really don't care about any of that. That's fine.

They're royals. They get to do that. If I'm a royal. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. But come on, bro. That's what you get. But come on, bro.

But, you know, all of this news. yesterday, and it was Kate's birthday. It overshadowed her birthday. We even forgot to say, happy birthday. I did forget to say happy birthday to Kate. And I love your glam shot, your birthday, 38 year glam shot. You still look great. She looks great.

I know that that bitch Megan did all of this just to overshadow you. Absolutely. It's okay. Just know that William will be king. And by the way, Kay thought Prince Andrew was going to be the one that's going to suck the cycle out of birthdays. Right. Not a chance. So is she going to have a birthday?

Well, the family was all there. They all got together. Sure. She had her little birthday thing. You know, they all got together. And here's a, you know, here's your little present, Kate. We love you. You look great for me. I don't think it was just here she present. It looked great. William said, hey, you look great for 38. Slaps her on the ass. That did happen. That did happen.

William, we'll do that. I can't wait until you're pregnant again because I got to go see Rose for a little while. Okay. Now, that's enough. I mean, that's enough for us. I seriously, I can all, that's all I can talk about. And I, I'm sorry, that's all I can talk. So let's just, let's just end Fat Pile Friday with some headlines. All right, we'll just do some headlines.

Let's go through the firefighter almost down. What? Why you? I said that in your ear. No one heard that. Quit bogging me down with facts, brother. I'm getting into the headlines. Here we go.

Headlines. Minute 20. Seriously, you pissing me off. I swear to God, I'm going to turn into Jupiter. just start throwing things at you. That's right. It's a wall. You see that glass window?

That's my... I used to work with a guy. I know. You talked about that. I don't know if I ever mentioned this before. I used to work with a guy that they hated each other. His producer and him was going to talk to. Hated each other.

No way. I know. It's hard to believe that someone could hate their producer. But, and it's hard, you know, what's even harder to believe is that the producer would hate the host. But,

And that's, I can't even, that's just a shocking to me. Did they put like some kind of like newspaper? The host came in and put up newspaper one day. So he didn't have to see him. And the producer was so pissed at his newspaper. He taped his own newspaper up on his side just in case his fell down. That was so good. That is good.

So you don't get those days back. No, you don't. They don't get those days back. Firefighter almost dies from poking at popcorn. stuck in his teeth. Dude, that's scary. So he has a little popcorn stuck in his teeth and it, you know, gets an infection

and the whole thing goes to hell. Victoria's Secret models kept getting thinner over the last 20 years. Thank you. Burger King gives the Bronx free whoppers for tolerating Joker tourists.

People in the Bronx are all pissed at people showing up at the stairs. Hey, those stairs were not popular until... Nobody wants to see the stupid Bronx. Okay, the only reason they want to see it now is because of Joker. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Nobody was going to say, oh, let's go, you know, let's go to New York and see the Bronx. Yes, that's the number one tourist place in New York. Stop it. A very low second is that called Big Apple, I think it is. Times Square? Yeah, Manhattan. Yeah, that's second. That's the very low second.

Hair stylist named Kevin Bacon, who killed and eaten by Grindr Date. That was the story supposed to talk about. with the other one. I know. The evil sexual predator, you mean? Who preyed on men in the UK. And raped like a hundred and something. 136 rapes.

Dude. These guys are evil. They need more than just that little coverage. These guys are just evil. All right. We'll delve into evilness here then on the other side. So you should subscribe to chewing the fat. Just go to the blaze.com slash

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slash podcasts. So Kevin wanted a date. And he was all wound up. I need a date. I think I'll go on this here. Grindr app and find me somebody.

It's Christmas Eve. I'm looking to find a present from Santa Claus. So I swiped right out Grindr. It's not even funny. Not even funny. So he gets the date on Grindr and they don't even know where he is for a while.

They find his car at Dollar General. They tracked his life. last known location to his house in Shiawassey County. And I've been to Shiawasso County before. Where's that? Where? Michigan? Yeah.

This is in Michigan? Yeah. Oh, baby. This is your people. Shywasse County. Yeah, that's right there. Shiawassey Flats. Where's that at?

Where's that at? When we were. Show me. Show me to the mid in. Oh, between. Really? Really right there. I feel like everything that in Michigan is right there.

That's where I was raised. That's because I know where that stuff. Oh. Okay. I know where stuff. is here. Okay. But this is,

you know, lakes, the great leg. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, uh,

I mean, Shiawasi flats. That's where the geese come and land. In land. When they're traveling south and north. You go out there. I mean, we used to go out there.

That's where you shoot them. That's where, no, you don't shoot them. You go out there and look at them and hear them. They're so loud and you look at the beauty of the geese. Wow. And you go out there to smoke a lot of dope.

Anyway, the, uh, I thought what the tackle bill guy was doing? You go out to Shia. You ain't lying. You go out to Shiawasi Flats, party time.

At least it used to be. This is 100 years ago. I'm sure they don't allow that kind of thing anymore. And it says something that you did or you heard from somebody. I heard from people. Okay, okay. How dare you? How dare you?

Yeah, you know, I'm sick of hearing her too. Every show plays here. We delete that from our board. Screw Greta. I'm sick of her. Sick of her family. I'm sick of the whole damn. Greta people.

Do we know her family? Yeah, I do. Okay. I do. Yeah. Mr. Mrs. Greta. Agonizing.

Not Mr. Mrs. Thumbard? I don't know who that is. I'm talking about Mr. Mr. Greta. So they find the guy.

Oh, they find my man, Kevin. They find my guy, Kevin Bacon. Here we go. All right, which is unfortunate name.

I just said it was unfortunate. Oh, I love that name. Kevin Bacon. And the actor, Kevin Bacon actually shared his condolences, which he should. Yeah, because, I mean, you know, he said, the man he shared a name with, you know, sorry, I'm thinking this morning about the friends and family of this young person,

Kevin Bacon. And he said, what else? There was one other thing that he'd line that he used. His life was taken from it much too soon. His love was hairdressing. I bet he could have done a great job on this mess on my head. Rest in pace, KB. That's pretty cool. Right. That's very nice. I wish my name was Kevin Bacon. So I could get a shout out from this Kevin Bacon. Just say it is. Okay. You can change your thing on Twitter all you want. That is true.

People in this room, that work out of this room, do it all the time. It's annoying. Keep it at that one name, move on. God give you that name, move on. I don't know that I agree with that. I'm not going to go that far. And I don't think God didn't give me the name, by the way. My mom did.

Yeah, after God gave it to your mom. Yeah, after she fasted for three days. Saw a vision. You want to start? I'm going to start with me? Ugh. Don't start with me. Don't do it.

I swear. Oh, my gosh. Do I want to go down that road? I'm not, though. I'm still back at Kevin Bacon. Because, sadly, so he goes out the grinder, so he picks up the grinder date, right? They find his car, they find his last location,

and then they find out he was, they find him. He's hanging upside down from the rafters. of this house. And they find out that the grinder date ate parts of his body. Like what? Keeps.com.

Keeps.com. You get tired of you losing your hair. If you are, keeps.com will keep it straight. Then we move on to the evil sexual predator who preyed out men in the UK sentenced for 136 rapes

guilty guilty guilty guilty yeah oh guys he would wait for men outside Manchester nightclubs luring them to his apartment with an offer of hey what are you guys been doing partying out there at the nightclub yeah me too

so need me to call you a taxi I'll split a taxi right with you. I've got a place not far from here we can get a train. Share some little

come down time if you know what I'm saying. Once he got him back to the joint then he drugs him, assaults them, and films the attacks. Ouch. I believe that happened

about 80 times out of the 136. Ouch, out of the radio. Ouch. Ouch. Okay. Nope, that's it. That's how many there were. there's only that many people set out.

The rest of them were all heavily drugged and they could. Horrible. I mean, just horrible. And now more victims are coming forward. This guy was a complete dirt bad man. No, stop. No, stop. He rate me. No.

If you were in a part of the original 100-something, I think I'm with you on that. Stop. Stop. I think I'm with you on that. The guy will suffer enough. He'll probably get passed down from cellmate to cellmate.

Now, the criminal has said that he argued in court. Okay. Good, good for him. That a, what are you talking about? All these incidents were consensual. Your Honor. They all said yes. they agreed to be filmed

while pretending to be asleep so oh yeah the judge said that's ludicrous wait that didn't work that's another like a good defense and that equals shut up the judge's thinking

yeah get out of here I feel I was like he came close on that good defense I know you gotta try no seriously you're not seriousness you give you the most evil men in the world but you at least have to try

you have to try so it doesn't say what he was he was sentenced though following the sentence the prosecution called extreme sense of sexual entitlement almost unbelievable

and added that he would no doubt still be adding to his staggering tally because he's, I mean, this guy is going to take those other victims that are coming forward now. Me too. Yeah, yeah.

And, but it doesn't say what the sentence was. Wait a second. So it's got to be at least 30 years. Okay. And how old is he? Do we know? Sing 10. Yeah, he's 10.

years old. So it doesn't say. If he raped 100 and something guys, he's probably looking he's 30. Well, this has been going, yeah, this has been going on for, I think it's like a couple years, a period of 17. 10 years. Okay. And he was a postgraduate student. So he's got to be in his 20s or 30. Yeah, he probably just hit 30. So he would be out at 60. Well, a minimum of 30. There's no way. He's not coming out. he comes out no way he comes out

he comes out he's not coming out he's not going out because once he well he already came out once he gets in jail hey prisoner

one two four six eight nine nine nine I want to pretend to be asleep at myself and then he's done it's over yeah why don't

you pretend to be asleep me. I mean, or they hang out, right? Or he does survive in prison. He goes, look, I'm getting out in five. Tell me what you did. Right? I mean, just a bad guy all around. Do they catch the guy who was, who killed the guy hanging? Or is that another person? Because maybe those two can hang out. Well, yeah, they caught him at the house. When the police got to the house and they found him hanging from the rafters and stuff. The guy was there. Oh, he was still there.

Yeah. Oh, okay. And he wasn't as smart as the 136 rape guy. Okay. Because he's like, yeah, I killed him. Wait. Oh. Yep, I ate that part too.

Yeah. And did you eat the other one? I ate that part too. Yeah. Okay. So both of them. You ate both of them. Go ahead and arrest me.

I'm out of here. Oh, that's a bad group. Why do you want to be arrested? Because I live in Shiawasa County, Michigan. Oh, okay. Okay, go ahead. All my shy Wausen County, Michigan people are mad at me. We got, you know, I'm done.

And I've made myself sick. People are, there's this murder and mayhem going on in the world. We've got the 20 best places to travel in 2020, the six hottest jobs of 2020. Why have you talked about the... Flight attendant breaks ankle in seven places, nobody cares? Streaming talk show host list. What?

Why aren't you talking about the top streaming talk show hosts? When you make a list, you don't want to brag. Okay. I have the list. I don't feel like bragging. Because I would like to see your name in this list. I'm sure it is. That's what I'm saying.

It is there because that's why I'm not talking about it. Okay. Of course it's not in there. Of course it's not in there. Give it to the YouTubers. No, this is, uh, Talk show host, like radio host. What?

Yes. Sent me that. Okay. Look at that. Chewing the fat, number one. Amazing. Are you sure? We're done.

Yeah, we're done. Okay. Yeah, we're done. A lot of people might think it looks like Rush Limbaugh or something like that. Yeah, that's what it looks. It looks R-U-S-H-L-L-Limba. Yeah, that spells chewing the fat. Okay.

All right. Bye. I thought you can't read.