Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 282 | Betacoronavirus is HERE! & Jeffy is Gallbladder FREE!

Episode Date: January 20, 2020

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to check passengers arriving from Wuhan, China. It's no joke. The Middle East respiratory syndrome related the coronavirus. I don't think it's related to the beer at all. Or the EMC slash 2012. MC Hammer is a novel positive sense, single-stranded RNA virus of the genus

bit of the genus that are coral nap virus yeah exactly so I'm just saying that there's more than 100 staffers going to be positioned at LAX New York City's John F. Kennedy San Francisco International Airport

be on the lookout man if you go through those airports and you start you might that might be the best thing that might be the best thing that might be the thing otherwise you're just going to be walking around with the better coral nap bars nobody wants that so thank you all that sent prayers best wishes and good thoughts not the bad ones no thanks for those but uh you know to recap if you're new to chewing the fat and you're thinking why were people doing

that you know sending me those thoughts best wishes and prayers well i'll tell you That's not that sad. I mean, I didn't die. Did you, did you die? Last weekend, Saturday night about nine days ago. You have to read this? Huh? You have to read what happened to you? Wait, stop.

Yeah, I'm going to do the whole story. What's your problem? Why, you have to read it? You know, there's one thing that happened with my hospital stay. I did not miss you. That's fine. No, that's fine. I just want to make sure that, you know.

People were looking, the camera's actually on right now, and they're looking and you read what happened to you. I know, I'm recanting it. I want to make it right. Like if it was a novel or something. I want to make it right. Okay, all right. You don't want to sound music or nothing?

I didn't die. We don't know that. You're listening to me now. I mean, you're listening to a ghost. Incarnation. You know? No, I'm not the milk. Not the milkies.

You can't have milk for it. No, I can't have that now either. Don't even get me start. We'll get to that. Okay, good. Holy cow. We'll get to that. So, anyway, last weekend, Saturday night, I started having this stomach pain that I think is just kind of plague pain.

You know, it's just below the rib cage and the lungs. It's sore to hurt to breathe off and on. Now, the breathing, I was fine. It just hurt to breathe. But, you know, I'm thinking, I'm me. I'll be fine. Then comes last Monday. felt pretty good

came into work started to feel worse as the drive-in and then I did the podcast and other production and the pain just continued to get worse and I finally get out of here

and drive home and it was the longest drive home ever but again I'll be fine and then the coming and the going of the pain becomes more frequent I mean, I've not had pain like that before.

And I get home and my wife says, you know, you look a little yellow. That's not for play? That's not really a good sign. No, that wasn't a foreplay. No, that was not foreplay. Oh, Monday night. Okay, got it.

No, not then it was. Okay, okay. So I'm like, I know. And then I say, I tell her, really, I mean, I realize, look, I know this is not the regular plague. It's been three days now. I know that, you know, this is not the regular.

plague is something else. I knew it wasn't a hard event. I've been through that, but I know that it's not just the plague. You know, it's something else. Yeah. I mean, it's something else. You know it's something else. So about one or two

in the morning, I mean, I got to watch the National Championship football game, right? Again? Oh, yeah, I had to watch that. I had to watch the game. No, no, but again, early, early, early in the morning, late at night. Yeah. This is when you decide to... One or two of them, I said, you know, might as well go to the emergency room.

I told you on Monday. I mean, it's a lot. On Monday, I even told you, hey, go to Teledoc and give him your symptoms. So that would not have helped. So I get to the hospital and come to find out, it's my gallbladder, pancreas, and liver that have issues. Now, the pancreas and liver issues were because of the gallbladder. Now, I can go into the whole Inner's educational video, but just know that the gallbladder

creates bile and that sometimes causes stones or what I'll call innered sludge. Now I will say, as a side note, I did watch the very informative and educational videos provided by the hospital and I was told by more than one nurse. We've never seen anyone watch those before.

So, you know, I mean, I guess I'm some kind of free. You literally watched those videos. Oh, yeah. They spent a lot of money on those. Were those the same videos that you watched like a health class when they talk about it? That is horrible. They tell you everything. No, they tell you everything.

they spend a lot of money on those. They tell you everything. And, you know, we know that your doctor could be a male. But for our purposes tonight, I'm going to call her she. Oh, of course. Stupid, me too. So the medical professionals, of course, have seen this thing before. I know.

Listen, I know it's going to be a surprise. I'm not the only one. I know. They've seen it before. Weird. Weird. I'm right. Very weird.

And they know what it probably is. At least, you know, there's... A stone or stones blocking a tract that's affecting the pancreas and the liver and the gallbladder is not well. When you talk about something, you mean like kidney stones? Well, or is that different? Yes, only it's a different body part.

Okay, okay. Wow. I'm learning from you since you watch all the videos and I don't wanna watch the videos. So then it's scope time, right? Then they're saying, well, now we gotta, you know, it's scope time. So, you know, they're, they say, okay,

well, that's how we get, that's how we get rid of the stones. Now during all this time, I couldn't have any food or drink. No food was okay. And I really, you know, I really didn't want any food so it was okay. Yeah, it was all right.

Yeah, you're sick. All I really wanted was ice cold water. Really? I mean, I know you're thinking about Coke Zero. I could use a Coke Zero, yeah. Really, all I wanted was ice cold water. Wow. All I wanted.

In fact, during the entire process, all I remember is wanting cold water. I mean, I, I'm living on the medicine that's, you know, not intervenous so that, because if they give me a pill or something, they have to give me a little water to drink with it. Yeah, yeah. So everything was shooting up. I'm good. I want pills so that I can say I need to drink water.

And they're like, we can just make it intervenous. So you don't have to drink any water. No, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine. I think the bill. Anyway. So, I mean, I'm living for that.

But still scope time. Now it's scope time. We've not any food, we've not any water, you know, minimal water, very little water. What time is this? It's scope time. So this is Tuesday, Wednesday? Okay, so are we on Tuesday? Yeah.

Okay. Because the DAC is concerned. The DAC is worried because of the blood work numbers because of what's going on with what's blocking the gallbladder is screwing up the pancreas and the liver. Okay. So there's no water. no food and he wants to, you know, we got to let that, we got to get those numbers. So so far we're at 24 hours, you without food or water.

Correct. Okay, got it, got it. Right. So now it's time for the ERCP, the endoscopic retrograde, the endoscopic retrograde. The endoscopic retrograte. And who doesn't want that? I mean. And that goes which hole?

There's many holes that could go by. the endoscopic retrograde selenia pan creatogram goes in the mouth oh yeah lucky now they put it down the mouth and then they put tubes down there

and they give you some they give you some dye colors so they can take a look at what's going on and they you know the camera goes through and uh will you awake goes through no ah sad no well although backtrack a few years the first time I had a scope

I know yeah we remember you talked about it yeah So that's not very long. That doesn't take very long. In fact, the scope doc was just more concerned about getting the numbers right on the pancreas and the liver. The liver. Because they're all used to the gallbladder stuff. Yeah.

It's sludge, it's stones. It's, you know, it doesn't matter. And are you still yellow after 24 hours? Ish. Yellowish. You were never yellow. Ish. Will you look like the Simpsons?

Did we ever get to Simpson's color? I think my wife did say that I made it there. You made it to the Simpsons? I did make it to Simpsons. Okay. At one point, yeah. So once the scope is done, then it's, you know, gallbladder removal, you know, if you want to have it done. Now, I mean, I say if you want to have it done, because I could decide, hey, you know, my stomach is really sore right now because of, you know, the stones, where the stones were and everything.

But I'm okay. So, were you okay? I'm out. Well, no. because the gallbladder's all screwed up, right? The gallbladder's got stone. The gallbladder always comes up with stones and stuff. It's just a matter of size and sludge

and not doing the job 100%. So you want to, you know, the object is to get rid of it. You get rid of it, yeah. I mean, the doc was like, go ahead. See you in a couple weeks. Uh-oh. Yeah, so, I mean, all right, fine. So, you know, I wake up from the scope, it's easier.

And he said I had two stones. All right? So I had one that was huge blocking and another one that was, you know, down farther that was blocking. And those are gone, right? So I'm like, okay, cool, no problem. I want, you know, I got to wait now for the gallbladder surgery. And I got to wait to see if the numbers and the pancreas and the liver numbers are, you know, recuperating and everything's fine. And this is still Tuesday?

Yeah. Okay. All right. Late Tuesday. Early Wednesday. Early Wednesday. Okay, so now we're just. So I asked for the stones.

The doc came and saw me and I said, you know, really. Can I have them? Can I have the stones? Now this is where I know that they don't remove them. They just dislodge them. Oh, and then the body just. And he said to the scope doc goes, well, did you check your stool today? Oh, they're probably in there.

I was like, well, what are you doing? No, of course I didn't know. I would have put a screen or something. Yeah, they put those in the hospitals. Yeah. Right? Fish them out like gold. So it's too late.

Oh no. Oh no. We lost them. Yeah, it was gone. We lost them. So the surgeon that's to remove the gallbladder had, he's the guy that originally said no food, no drink until the gallbladder's gone and the blood number start turning around for the pancreas and liver.

I mean. So right now we're 48 hours. Nothing. There's nothing. There's nothing. He has not eaten anything or drank anything. So after the scope, right. After the scope, they all say, well, you can have clear liquids now.

Here we go. I'm like, yes. Ice cold water. Thank you. Jesus. And I was still like, I was happy. And I was like, yes, I want a jug of ice water right now, right here. And they brought it to me.

Nice. It was freaking good too, man. It was so good. And I said, during the whole time, I'm like, are you sure? Because the doctor said that's, the doctor said no to this. Yep, that's what the order is say. We double checked everything. And I was like, okay.

So I got about halfway done of this giant jug of ice water. Oh, no. So good. And I was like, I don't think so, man. You're going to bogg me down with facts, aren't you? I was like, that's not what he said, man. I mean, I'm even, I mean, I want the water so bad, but I want to be right. Yeah, yeah, of course.

And so I'm like, I wait a little bit. I mean, here comes in the surgeon, okay? And he comes in to check out of me. So we got the news and, you know, letting you know what's coming up. We're just waiting to get the numbers turned around and then, you know, we'll get you down to the, and he stops. Is that water? Oh, no.

Mid sentence. then we'll get you down to, is that water? And I was like, uh-oh. Yes, they said, it's them. They said it was okay. Nice. And I said, I told, I told them, I tried, I tried to tell them. I asked the question and then about halfway done, I thought, no, that's not what you said.

It doesn't feel right. So I stopped because I'm great. And he was like, and he was like, good. So who got fired? So I don't know, man, but he said good. Then he finished up and he said, So if we get the numbers, he stopped, he goes, okay, good. Pass me on the shoulder, he goes, good.

And he says, so if the numbers turn around, we'll get you in for the, we'll get the skull butter out here tomorrow morning. And he leaves. All right, so that was Wednesday. So that's Wednesday. Okay. Not two minutes later, they, I had everybody in the hospital from the top to the bottom in that room, taking all the water and drinks in every little note that said I could have clear liquid and food gone.

There were notes on the door. Is that one that put that? That note on the door? Yes, they were notes outside. So maybe that saved somebody from getting fired by hanging the sign, but he was on, he was not happy. I mean, in the mid-sentence. Is that water? I mean, he was pissed.

We on, because I have a question. So we're on Wednesday night, now Thursday morning. Okay, so now you have this Wednesday. Okay. How did you feel not eating and not? Oh, it was a new life. Like, a new life, clear thinking, thoughtful, ready to exercise, ready to go. Okay, because that's.

Again, I really didn't mind no food Because I had the intervenous trip I wasn't Terry Shibow Okay They were I don't know if that's a joke No, I wasn't Because I had intervenous

liquids going in Okay So I'm not Terry Shiveau Although I felt like it from time to time Anyway The uh So I just all I want is All I really want is water

I mean ice cold water It's all I really want It's just cold liquid Yeah I was wondering about the whole like eating because that's crazy. And so, and so, you know, and look, I know that things were, you know,

not moving as fast they were supposed to go. And, you know, they had to stop taking some meds that I was taking because of the heart event. I was going to ask you that. Yeah. They had to get all the numbers right, everything, you know. Then the surgeon was, was, you know,

he was good to go. He wanted to go. But now, you know, he says, okay, so, you know, if the numbers come back right with the blood work, Wednesday night, Thursday morning. We're going to cut it out. Sometime Thursday, we'll get rid of the gallbladder.

And so, and then, you know, there's a new video to watch. Uh-oh. A gallbladder removal video? The surgical procedure to remove your gallbladder, which is called a cold cystectomy. Which, you know, I watched the entire video. How long were these videos? 30 minutes. Oh, okay.

28 minutes. Okay. So an episode of something on TV. Spent a fortune on them. I mean, I might as well watch them, right? Was it cheesy? I wish I was, I was the one getting. paid to make them.

Were they made in the 90s or the 2000s? No, no, they were very modern. They were, they were animated. Oh, okay. You know, the voice work was great. The voice work was great. In fact, the second one, the first one was, it could be a she, but I'm going to call her a she.

Uh-huh. Yeah. Could be a he, but I'm going to call her a she. The second one was actually a could be a he, or could be a she, I'm going to call her a he. Okay. So they, they're going both ways. All right.

Yeah. That's pretty good. Yes. Absolutely. Right. It's funny, though, that's all they have. had was he or she. No, that's not possible.

There was no they, them, who, I know. I know. With disease and the zoors. All they had, though. Ooh. I know. There's a lawsuit there, Jeffrey.

Did you identify us, he, she, when you were there? Thank you. So, I should have, though. I know. I should have. You missed it. So, you know, I'm getting ready to have the

cold cystectomy. And, boy, that's fun. I mean, it's performed. They insert a, Are you awake or asleep for this? No, you're asleep. This one, you're down again. Yeah, they put you down.

They put you down. Oof. Yeah, they put you down. You could have come out? Eh, maybe. But the dock, the dock, it's all done with robotics. Oh, that is so cool. He's got his face in a screen.

And then you got four things going in you. I've got four bruises on my stomach now, man. Can you show me? Show me, show me. No, no, no, no, no. Don't show me. Seriously, right. Okay, show me one.

Show me one. I'm literally, he's actually doing it. We're not joking around this. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. That's not bad.

Here, let me show the other three, you bastard. Yeah. So. Do they hurt? A little sore. They're a sore. Okay. Okay.

Okay. And so I got him talking about the robotic because he's in there and the arms are going everywhere and he's all happy about talking about what he does. Thank you. Good for him. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.

Dr. that loves what he's doing, man. Thank you. That's awesome. Yes. That is awesome. Yes. I'll be kind of cool too during a surgery with a robot.

Right. And he was happy about it. So in some cases, if that doesn't work, you know, once they put the, once they put the four things in and they blow gas inside of you. I'm sorry,

Jeff. They blow gas inside of you. So they're making you bigger. Yes. Wow. What do you mean you don't just say it like that? No, because it's like you would be big enough.

Like, how much bigger do they need you to be? I mean, I was actually part of my 600 pound life. Really? Yeah. But they get rid of most of it, you know, post-surgery. Okay. And then the rest, you fart it out?

Yes. Oh, okay. Or the rest seeps up into your shoulders. It's called this, it's called like this secret shoulder pain. And it gradually leaves your body. Okay. But for the first day or so up in the show, I mean, it's sore. Okay.

And I'm still, don't look at me like that, but I'm still. No, this is how you look. No, no, this is how you look every single day. No, I'm still putting. Literally every single day I look at you and this is how you look. No, I'm not bloated down here. No, you're not bloated.

This is literally Jeffie I saw on Monday. So I have the four holes and I'm healing fine right now, but what could have happened possible that if the holes don't, you know, if they go, ooh, then they just cut you. I was gonna say, do they still cut people? Yeah, okay. So on these four holes, they're removing a gold bladders. So how they're removing a gold bladder through those holes?

Holy fuck. Oh, okay. They just turn the vacuum on. I don't know if. So you aborted your. I did. I aborted my gallbladder. Yeah.

Okay. And so there's still residual gas left and what doesn't come out. It just exists. I mean, it's still there. Oh, yeah. I mean, the first night, Thursday, Thursday night. Thursday night. Thursday night.

Okay. Yeah. Bro. You don't want to walk in the room. Oh, my, holy cow. Gas chamber. I mean, holy cow. Yes.

Seriously bad. However, goodbye gallbladder, right? And I find out they won't give you my gallbladder. I asked them, can I have my gallbladder? Oh, no, we don't do that. We send that to the lab and they get working on that and they won't give you the gallbladder. What?

I mean, I want to see the gallbladder and have the inner sludge and stones. I want that too. But no. That makes me think they don't let people keep their penises when they have a remove. No. That's so upsetting. They wouldn't let me. When I had my knee replacement surgery,

they wouldn't let me keep the knee bones. I don't understand that. Why not is yours? I know. That's really upsetting. And you pay for it too. So thanks to all the aides and cleaning service workers. Thanks to all the nurses,

except for the one. You know who you were. And thanks to all the techs, except that there was one tech that you know who you were. No thanks to you do. Thanks to all the doctors, except for the one. the one duck you know who you were and uh you know thank you all for uh taking care of me and

another benefit from the surgery or you know kind of a benefit is that i can't drive for a week oh no i can't drive for a week so look at this time i can't pick you up i'm so sorry i didn't ask i can't no no but i can't pick you up i'm just saying i didn't ask i can't pick you up you're like i don't even know where you live so see i totally tell me where you live i could have pick you up just saying i never look at the time i can't pick you up i never asked i can't so It's not like I don't like, you know, I like not having to drive, you know, but the car, me driving, that's my time. Yeah, well, we'll talk about that.

That's my time. Yes, yes. So the difference is having a driver or getting a ride. And I can't pick you up. I'm sorry. No, I didn't ask. I can't pick you up. So a driver means, you know, that I don't have to talk unless I want to talk or need.

Like an Uber. Like an Uber. Right. Yeah. Now getting a ride, say from a friend, if I were to ask. Yeah, I'm not, I can't pick you up. Or let's say. I don't even go to the same place.

Or let's say. That's why I didn't ask. Oh, okay, okay, good. Because I can't pick you up. I'm sorry to say that to you. So, you know, your friend or I don't know, your wife. My wife, for example. Oh, I was going to say my wife can't peek you up either.

I didn't ask. Okay. But that's when my time is lost then because... Oh, no. Talking is expected. Oh, no. It's a sad car ride from your house to the studio. If you could just have someone else peek you up.

I know. But the good news is, all right, from now on, from this point on, chewing the fat is gallbladder-free. Thank you so much for. listening to Chewing the Fat, remember to subscribe to Chewing the Fat. We've made it, I mean, I don't know how much easier that I can make it for you. I mean, I've been in meetings, I've talked and struggled, and on and on and on to make it easy for you, the listener. And so all you have to do is go to the blaze.com slash podcasts and click on Chewing the Fat, and the screen will open up and give you a multiple choices.

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I'll say it for you. You did not give two rats, butts, buts about people contacting you. continue to see how you were and saying new wishes and thoughts and prayers and all that BS that, which is upsetting. Like, what are you supposed to say? Thank you when people pray for you and like give you like, okay, thanks. Like that's your job as a Christian. If you're a Christian, if not, some positive vibes.

If you want to be like that really true listener. How? How are you a jerk? I can't believe how. Man, that hurts. That hurts to someone would feel like that. So anyway, uh, subscribe to a chewing the fat. Blaze.com. So we had the SAG Awards last night as well.

We could talk football too, but everybody's driven that into the ground. You know who's going to the Super Bowl, and, you know, that's the way it is. Kansas City, San Francisco is going to, oh yeah, I mean, you know who's going to the big game. San Francisco and Kansas City are going to be playing each other in a couple of weeks. And Moran Trivia was right. It's all you need to know. You're done. That's all you need to. But we had the SAG Awards last night, and really we can break down the SAG Awards, which I'm not going to because, but I will go into the SAG Awards just a little bit just to say that it's going to prove my point

that I have correct that Joaquin Phoenix will get the Oscar because he's gotten he got the SAG Award last night too 1917 is coming right behind him too though for the outstanding performance by a male actor in a leading role will go to no movie person thing it he she anything

other than Joaquin Phoenix. And I claimed it ages ago, and this will be proof positive. So anyway, I was often, I was watching one thing in the hospital had a Netflix hookup. Wow. I know, kind of sweet. And so between watching educational and informative videos that they produced, Cole cystectomy. Right.

I caught the new Tyler Perry, fall from grace. Oh, so good. was it? Not really. Really predictable. I saw the whole thing coming. A hundred miles away. You would love it because it's Tyler Perry doing his thing.

It's literally the, it's Tyler Perry on a freaking movie again. It was okay. It was okay. I almost didn't finish watching it. about three quarters of the way and I'm like, I can't. It's too predictable. It's too this.

I just can't. But I did. You watch the circle at least? I did because I was sitting in my tilt back chair going, I don't feel like moving, and I'm bloated, and I've got my ice water, and I don't have to pee yet, so I'm just going to sit here and finish the movie.

And then I watched Afterlife again. I binge the entire season, season one of Afterlife Again. So good. Better the second time around. Okay, good, because I was going to ask you that. Better the second time. time around because it's not all about Ricky Jervais this time.

What's it about? It's about all the surrounding characters. The second time you get to enjoy the surrounding characters more. All right, because you know what Ricky, the first time it's Ricky and his struggles, right? So the second time, you know what Ricky's struggles are and you know what he's doing. So you get to appreciate everyone around him. I loved it. I loved it. It was excellent.

Did you see that the invention of love? line got released. It's an old movie. Yes. But it got released on Netflix. Did you watch that? No. Oh my gosh.

Have you ever seen it? I don't think so. I've never seen it, Jeffrey. Ricky is. Of course. I mean, I love it. A mastermind. I know.

He's a genius. And then so after football last night, you know, I usually, I've been watching, I was forced to watch, by the way. Not really. I shouldn't say I've been watching. I shouldn't have been forced to watch. The, you know, the 9-1-1-9-1.

9-1, what's your emergency on Fox? They're out in L.A. Yeah, 911, yeah. And so last night, kicked in the new 911 Lone Star. It's a two-day premiere. So with Rob Lowe. Yes.

And with, what's her face, Liv Tyler. So you want to talk about a show that is, if you have not seen it, we talk all the time about how AMC tries to become this all-inclusive, and we've got to have every type of, every type of plant-based product in the world on each show.

This show has it. Man, I am not kidding. It is cast of characters with no apologies. From New York, New York to Austin, Texas, man. It starts with Rob Lowe, who is, and his son, who is white, and his boyfriend who he wants to get married to in the beginning is black. then setting up a new firehouse in Austin you get the regular Texas firefighter

who wants his job back after this huge event he has PTSD white married to a black female with a female Muslim firefighter with a black's trans firefighter I mean and there's one big scene where Rob Lowe and it's a great scene I love the scene but Rob Lowe does his whole skin care process with the trans guy

and another guy who is supposed to be slow but he's not, Rob realizes he's not slow. He's just, well, slow, but he's not slow. I think we're going to find out that he can't, that he has a reading problem. I think we're going to find out that he has a visual that he can't read. But I don't know, I mean, I don't know that I could make another episode.

I mean, holy cow. The entire show is, it is inclusive to the max. And it's on purpose. I mean, they make no mistakes. I mean, they make no apologies. They start out with getting robbed to come from New York to Austin to run this firehouse that, you know, got blown up. And they all got blown up at this plant fire, which is, I believe, the, the West fertilizer plant. Yes.

and so and it's in Austin but it's you know Texas and they to recruit him they say they want him to come and create new you know open up the new world

and be inclusive and be you know we've had this problem in our fire department we want to we want to open it up I mean it's right there it's smack dab in everybody's face from the very beginning they make no mistakes about it

it's I don't know I may give it another shot because Rob's a damn good-looking man and I like his skin care plan. All right, we're going to go back to talking some more television shows, okay? Because I want to talk about the difference between 9-1-1-1-Lone Star and how Liv Tyler pretty soon. I mean, they're sending it up so that Live-Tiler and Rob Lowe,

Rob's going to be with Live soon enough. It's going to happen, which makes me want to stick around and watch it, okay? All right, I'm a fan of Rob's good-looking skin care. plan and live while live has, you know, you know, Liv is not quite the live of yesteryear, but she's still okay. Yeah, I'm willing to, I'm willing to have, she's an EMT. She's got the uniform on. I'm willing to let Liv have a little.

Check your blood pressure. Go ahead. I think I need some air. I need a little bit of oxygen. Which holes should have been? Now stop. Okay, so And then I've asked

We got a bunch of new shows on the slate Right? You got deputy Which I thought was I wanted it to be More Yeah, I wanted it to be better than it was And less political.

It is political of the wazoo It's okay And I love the guy that plays the sheriff And so I'm going to give that another shot And then we have the new one coming up With what's her face E. E.

E. Falco Who's going to be the L.A. police commissioner The first female colleagues was not That might be good. And I like Edie Falco. I love her characters. She's done,

her, you know, she's had great characters throughout the years that she's worked on. So this character could be strong. We'll see. We'll see.

The deputy, I hope, I'm going to give it another shot, but. What have you watched from that because I think it's like, watch the first one. Huh? Watch the first one.

Okay. Yeah. Just the first one. So. What about Lincoln? Lincoln rhymes. Lincoln rhymes? Yes,

I've watched that. So good. Eh. Eh. You racist. It's because it's a black shirt Sherlock Holmes. No, it's because he's handicapped.

I mean, I can't. That's nothing to do with this race. All right, so I know we're, you know, we're wrapping up today and thank you for coming along. We're back at it, or back in the saddle, back in the ring. We'll see how everything is going. But, I mean, there's so much more new TV shows are coming out, new fall shows. I joke around about Lincoln Rhymes. I expect it a little bit better than what I've had so far.

But it's so, you know, we'll give it another shot. And there's so many stories to get to. Oh, my gosh. I mean, we've got the, first of all, I mean, Happy MLK Day. Ha! Hey, I forgot.

Yeah, that's why I'm back as we're celebrating party in OK Junior Day. I'm going to play the special that you recorded. Yeah, yeah, do that. Do that. Keeps.com.

Are you tired of losing your hair or going bald? Keeps.com is what needs to happen. So anyway, we have the story of the Puerto Rican grandfather, or I mean, actually, they were in Puerto Rico. He's not the Puerto Rican grandfather.

He's the, you know, the grandfather that the grandbaby fell off the ship. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, they are dragging him through the mud, man. The cruise ship liners are saying it was his fault. I remember we hadn't seen the video and they're saying the video shows

clearly. I mean, it's sad. Really sad. We've got to talk about that. We got Harvey Weinstein jurors that are picked and on there and Harvey's pissing and moaning over that. Good stuff. We got the gas dump in L.A. Oh, my gosh. That was so cool.

And the teachers are now suing Gloria Alderette is there because it's suffered and it was a terrorist attack. And the royals. Shut up. Oh my gosh. The royals, Jeffrey. They are.

We have so much. We have so much to get to. I really don't know. I really don't know where to go today. I mean, seriously, we've got, I've got an old man retiring at 102. We can talk about him. I'm a fan of that.

He's finally at 102. He's decided, you know, he's young. Why now? Yeah, but he's had enough. Oh, he's had enough. There's a hundred and two. He's like, at some point, hey, that's not, I'm 102 now. And you know what?

Eh, it's time to quit. Time to retire. I want to travel. Oh, okay. It took 102 years to figure that out. Okay, I'm sorry. It took you 90 years to figure that out? Well, no, I mean, he traveled before he was in the war.

Oh, okay, okay. I forget which war. He's 102. It could be either, he could have fought next to me. in World War I. In Grenada? Yeah. Oh, don't even.

I mean, he may have been in Grenada with me. I don't know because I don't like to talk about it. So, basically, thanks for bringing that up, by the way. Appreciate it. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcast. So there's so much to get to, and thank you so much for coming along for the ride on chewing the fat. I really appreciate it. And I do mean, even though, you know, Chris doubts me.

I mean, I do mean, thank you to everyone that reached out. for a... Then why you do that face every time you say it? What do you mean? That face of like... Camera shows what face I was using. If you're watching live,

I'm recording the podcast live, listening live, you can see the face of amazing. That's not even possible because right now we're talking to just the podcast listeners. So the good news is I told you about the not driving.

So that means what if I, if I don't, if I don't get a ride from someone else. Sorry, I can't pick you up. I'm sorry, I can't. I can't pick you up. No, I can't. I'm busy.

Look at the time. We don't even go to the same place. I don't even know where you live. See, didn't that backfired on you. You do not tell me where you live. Can't pick you up. Which means that I have to have my wife take me. Who?

My wife, real Mrs. Jeffie, at FrameLife Photography. Who? Which means that she sits around in the corner of this room when I'm recording going, I want to talk. I want to talk. So, you know, I guess we can let her talk for a little bit. Hi honey, how you doing? I'm good. How are you?

I know how you are. Thank you. The good news is, aside from her driving me around, is that I'm still on this, this will be, I'm still on this all clear liquid diet. Okay, it's not like they set me home with, go ahead, figure out what you can and can't eat.

Doesn't matter. Because everybody that I talk to, it's amazing. I've rented to so many people that have had, gallbladder removal surgery. Keith had his removed. Well, I mean. That's Keith.

Like, so, but all these, the nurse, the one nurse, I had mine done 10 years ago. And, you know, you get all this, you get all this, I had mine done 10 years ago, and they tell you to watch this and watch that, I eat what I want. And I was like, ooh, maybe that's why you're, but, uh, she doesn't think that was funny.

But there's all now that I'm still on this the surgeon still wants me on this Clear all liquid diet because he wants to get the numbers right on the pancreas and the liver Before I can you know at least start Trying to see what foods I can eat and can eat in the future So Even after that I'm looking at things I can't eat anymore Here we go.

on the list. Amber, go ahead. All right. So while I was researching as he's laying in bed, researching. Yeah. You know. Searching the website. It's called Google. Go ahead. Go ahead. Your research. Okay, foods he used to now avoid fatty meats, which include steak or high fat cuts of red meat, beef, or ground, pork, bacon, lunch, no, stop for just a second. That's the wrong sound effect. Okay? When I point to you, play the proper sound effect. And if you don't know the proper sound effect, you will in a moment.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Start again. Steak or high fat cuts of red meat. Beef, hole or ground. Pork, bacon, lunchmeats such as bologna and salami. Sausage, lamb. Thank you.

That is the proper sound effect to play. Please. Oh my gosh. So you can't eat food. No, I got food. I can eat. Oh my gosh. You didn't think that was the whole list of things I can't eat.

So there's plenty of stuff I could still eat. Oh, okay. Oh, gosh, yes. But this is just some of the other stuff that's on the list of you can't eat. Well, it's kind of like, and wait, there's more. Dairy products, such as milk, especially whole, full fat yogurt, full fat cheese, butter, lard, sour cream, ice cream, whipped cream, sauces or gravies made with cream. I mean, there's still plenty I can eat, though.

I mean, I'm still fine. I'm on the all clear. I've got to find out something to make biscuits and gravy alternative. So, and there's, I mean, there's still stuff that I can eat, right? Because there's still some stuff on the list. Like what? Well, there's a couple things on the list that I still can't eat. Pie, cake, cookies, cinnamon rolls, sugary cereals, white or other processed breads,

foods cooked in vegetable or hydrated oils. I mean. But there's still some stuff. Yeah. What else is left? stuff. Now, there's still a couple of more things that I need to kind of avoid drinking wise, because you know me. Yeah, limit. Coke zero, ice water. I mean, I can live on. Dr. Pepper here and there. Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. But so they want me to, you know, limit these drinking liquids.

Coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, snacks with caffeine and chocolate. So, but there's still stuff I can eat. Like what? What is left on the freaking food chart? I think, I think what I can eat is boiled cardboard. Oh. I think I can eat boiled cardboard. Can you put some salt and pepper on that? No.

Oh, no. So just literally. Just plain. Well, this week no spices. He said one week, bland, plain food, clear liquids, no seasoning. I don't think you got the joke. No, she did. But that's okay.

It's all right. I'm going to hurt you both. If you have been listening to this podcast and you've reached this point in the podcast, and you are not a subscriber to this podcast, and you are not a subscriber to this podcast? You're a loser. Oh my gosh. I don't know. No, we're not a loser. No. That's too harsh. You suck. But you are a freeloader. And for right now, and I mean this, for right now, you have an opportunity to subscribe for free. You need to be a free-loading subscriber, not just a free loader. Oh, I like that. Okay. I like that. So that's the new motto.

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