Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 283 | Jeffy Can Eat Again, Kim Kardashian and Her 9 Fridges, & Big Brother is HERE!

Episode Date: January 21, 2020

Not to worry Jeffy got the good news today that he can eat normal food. Kim Kardashian is getting criticized because of her fridge so she decide to do a video and show all NINE of her fridges to the world. Jeffy has fallen in love again and her name is Kim. Big brother is HERE and he wants your face... be careful in downloading a new app. Then Jeffy finishes with a little movie talk and the new getting in shape program that doesn't require you to go to the gym. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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human to human transmission. Holy cow. I mean, India, Nigeria, Japan, Singapore, Malaysia, and the U.S. have implemented enhanced screening at airports and other ports of entry. We are, uh, I don't know what the deal is. Right. And when you think to yourself, nah, that's just coming from Wuhan, China. I'm not going to Wuhan and the travel and the people touching and breathing and everything. That's not going to

affect me worldwide. Who needs the World Health Organization? The United States federal government investigating causes of a norovirus outbreak at Yosemite National Park. Smack dab in the center of the country we now have a neurovirus

and the people are being... I mean, it's over. It's over. It's over. sound the open no never mind you play the open because it's over where's your mask i don't know if you know this about i was in the hospital last week and a couple of the people are you know walking around to attack people and stuff they all wear masks all the time and i don't blame them you know i made fun of them of course that's what i do but uh you know they'd come up to ask me and i'm like okay you're making me nervous with the whole mask thing all right either take it off or get somebody else but you're making me nervous oh you're funny

I'm just concerned. There's germs and we want you to be safe. Uh-huh. Yeah, it's for my safety. Right. So, I mean, it's just, I cannot blame the people for wearing masks anymore. I don't want to be that person, but it's turning into perhaps time to be the people that wear masks. I know.

I know. I got you. So another side point here as we before as we roll into the show here today. I just want to say that I got some such good news today. It's one of the most amazing news to me that I could have ever. So I got out of the hospital and I was under the impression that I was going to have to be on this clear, full liquid diet for another week at least, which meant, you know, no real food.

And it meant, you know, water and maybe some cream of wheat and some jello and just that's it. with that? Oh no, it's a great weight loss plan. Tell you that, dropping LBs left and right, man. How many LBs have you dropped? 150. Nice. Yeah, I'm just, I'm 789 pounds right now. So, dude, I know. You're almost to my 600 pound life. Right. That's when you qualify when you hit 600. So, no, I'm still above. No, no, the only people that are on that show is, they're at 600. Okay, yeah. No, I'm almost there then. It's not called the 600 plus my life. Actually, it is, though. Oh, it is. Plus? Actually, it is. Oh, okay. Do you remember the twins?

Don't get me started at my 600-pound life. But. And one of them died, right? So, uh, I called to make an appointment for, you know, the surgeon wants to see me and make sure. Uh-oh.

It's the post-up visit. It's fine. How many bandages do the leaf inside you? It's the phone. I hope a lot. I mean, zero. Zero. Jeffey,

he's supposed to say zero. What do you do it? And, uh, so I call and I make the appointment. And I said, I just going to get this appointment over with. Early. Early as possible. I said, no, it's been, you know, he operated on me on Thursday.

I got to see the man because I got to get off of this diet. You know, it's killing me. And she was like, well, you should be able to be off of that now. And I said, yeah, you know what? That's what they said at the hospital too. And my man said, no. For just drinking water. So, you know, I'm not, I'm playing.

I'm playing by what the man said. And she was like, okay, well, I'll ask the doctor. You do that. Well, yeah, the guy said you couldn't drink water and you got in trouble for drinking water. Right. So now when he says only drink water and drink, you know, boiled cardboard and everything, I'm doing that. And no salt or... I'm doing that.

So she calls me back about an hour later. Oh, here we go. Okay. Hey, Jeff. This is Barbara from Dr. Solentosa. Hey, how you doing? And I'm waiting to hear, yeah, sorry, fat man, but the doc said you're out and still no driving, okay? So she says, no, I talked to the doc and he said that, no, he's fine after a couple days.

I just wanted to rest it out for a couple more days. Uh, yes. Uh, yes. Double cheeseburger plate with fries. Come on down. Uh, yes, it has, my friends. Spaghetti and Italian sausage with meatball. Come on down.

You aren't lying. You can go ahead and, you know, eat whatever you want. So I can eat, I mean, obviously. You're going to puke your first bike. Oh, my gosh. If I, if I have, you're going to be so sick. It's going to go through me so fast. It's going to go through it and come out of everything, man.

I'm willing to do that, boy. And one thing that I found out this afternoon, you have to, in and out burger does not deliver. I know. In and out burger does not deliver. Here's a million dollar idea. A million dollar idea. Get within an out burger and get delivering.

They should just do it themselves then. If they're concerned with any of the delivery people screwing up the in and out world, do it themselves. Well, they say that in and out does not want anybody delivering their burgers. Right, right, right. And I get it because they, you know, they pride themselves and it's fresh beef.

And they, you know, their stores are only so many hours away from the beef. So it's fresh. And, you know, that's their whole deal. So, okay, well, deliver your own deal. That's their old deal. That's all their old deal. That's all they care about.

Now, and apparently, uh, there's no one in this building that, uh, can drive. No, I asked. There's no one in this. I mean, everybody's on some sort of restricted driving plan because, uh, like me and, uh, can't drive to in and out. Well, we could do another food place.

It's just, you know, I know you have your heart set to a juicy, double in-out burger playing with fries and chocolate shake. Oh my gosh, so bad. Like I know that's what's in your heart, but we could always do, you know, I don't know, at McDonald's. No. We can do a Panda Express.

No, God, no. We can do- I will say Sunday. I don't know if I mentioned this yesterday, but I'm serious now during the football games on Sunday. Oh, the Taco Bell. I never, never wanted a taco more than Sunday afternoon. I mean bring me some beef and bean burritos

some tacos you want to do Taco Bell you want to do Taco Bell right now no no we could do Pacheco Taco Bar you call me that again we're not going to do it at all I'll tell you that

call you what Pacheco Taco Bar seriously stop calling me that so and the last time we ordered steak and shake oh that was bad they screwed that up they did I don't know if it was

I don't know who screwed it up but somewhere in the order got all screwed up well I didn't screw it up No, well, you. No, hold on. I'm just saying, you were part of the ordering process. Yes, that I did in front of you.

All I know is, Mr. Cruz, were you not part of the ordering process? No, but like, were you not part of the ordering process? Yes. Your Honor, please advise the witness to only answer yes or no. I just answered. Was the order screwed up? Yes. No further question.

my god i want to i want a cheeseburger so bad right now seriously my wife has probably gone no don't you'll make yourself i don't care i really don't and i think we should do it for the science of it right i want to see what happens like do you blow up more or do you yeah so the weight loss is done oh the way that stops is gone stops okay it's gonna be my thousand pound life come this weekend man has he stopped eating it no just don't talk to

Just leave him alone. Let's keep the food coming. Okay. I mean, holy cow. I was so happy. I told Barbara from What's Her Face's Doctor, if she was going to go through her day today thinking that no one was going to love her,

she's wrong. Because I did. I am. I am in love with her, man. She made my day. So, speaking of food and keeping things, while I'm in the hospital, I see a story about with Kim Kardashian West.

And look, you know, sure, do I follow her on Instagram? Okay, sure. Who doesn't? She has like 10 billion. I know, 18 billion, right? I mean, holy cow. And I'm thinking. It's automatic.

As soon as you get any social media platform. The Kim Kardashian. Yeah, you go. But I've never really, I mean, okay, sure, I like looking at it from time to time. I'm sorry? I like looking at it from time to time in her new, you know, cotton collection. A shadow. Skims.com.

Anyway, the, uh, I like looking at the, you know, the cotton collection. And I love looking at the collection that she's just, you know, wearing the cotton plunge brawlett and the cotton rib briefs. That's where she just lounges around the house in. I mean, I know that. It's okay. I'm a fan. I get it.

But, uh, so there's a story that she posts on her Instagram. And she's talking about her new, you know, cotton briefs. and this hawkinskims.com, but she's in front of a refrigerator. And of course. She's at the gym. You know, you have to sustain that beautiful body that Kim has.

Well, the gym at the house. Oh, yeah, of course. This is not the 24-hour fitness, you know, LA Fitness, you know. She's not leaving. This is not that, no, no, no. She's not going out with you and me, the unwashed masses.

Which, by the way, it looks like LA Fitness, you know, the 24-hour L.A. I know. It's beautiful. I know. Glasses. I mean, mirrors everywhere.

So the picture of her, and people are all wound up saying, are they shaming her? Yes. They're shaming her for what she had in her refrigerator. It's amazing because they're like, oh, sure, fridges don't have to be 100% stocked, but, you know, Kim Kardashian-West fridge barely had any food present. Shut up.

And so, you know, okay, so, you know, so you know, you're beating up on Kim. Leave her alone. Just, you know, she can eat. She has food brought in. She has cooks. Do you think that she's at the kitchen, slaving over making some... She's not making Kanye spaghetti and meatballs, okay?

It's not happening. Italian meatballs. So she gets all wound up about it. Right? She sees this and now Kim is like... How dare you? Right. All right.

She, I mean, she was a little wound up. So she posts a video to give a tour of her... kitchens and refrigerators. Legit. I have never been jealous of Kim Kardashian West before now. Now I'm going to play the video audio of her tour and then we'll break it down some more. I am, it's amazing. I mention guys that I also have a fridge.

My gym. It's only water. I'm warning you. But I do have a fridge in the gym, guys. In case you were wondering. I was. I was. I was wondering.

You'll come into my pantry. I got rid of all my plastic, so it's all like glass jars, even all my sprinkles and stuff from my frozen yogurt. All of that. So you come in the pantry, all there is is the frozen yogurt machine. First pantry, but that's just for the frozen yogurt machine. little snacks. My freezer and then I got rid of all plastic bottles.

So I just have this for right now. Me too. This is just my drink fridge. All my kids use a different kind of milk, you guys. So this is all. Fresh juices, fresh water. That's all that's in this fridge. However, let me show you something.

However, we show you something. And she walks around. This is the kitchen. There's the kitchen. Where it all happens. And there's Maria. Hi Marina. Hi, Marina.

She's cooking. And guys, I have. Marina, pause it right there for a second. Okay. Walk in. Bridge. Sorry. She goes in the kitchen and like I said, she's not cooking, okay?

Are you sure? No, Marina's there doing. Marina is to cook. Marina say hi. Marina's busy cooking. I've gone vegan and Marina is the one that has to suffer through trying to cook all this crap for me. So which one is that one? Is that the no meat or is that the...

That's all of it. It's whatever it is. If it's bad. We take it away. Got it, got to tell you, I'm drinking water right now of a plastic bottle. It's the last one.

Oh, yeah, Voss. You have to use the Voss. Yes. I'm giving up all plastic. We can't have that anymore. This is disgusting. Which, by the way, if you look at it,

the women she's saying, and I got rid of old plastic, is for all those trolls that were about to slam on her. Yep. Hey, douche, look at that. Yep.

So now she's fighting back because they were giving her hard time about the one refrigerator and, My kids have plenty of drink And they all drink different milk And that's why I have a separate refrigerator For the different milks and juices

Fresh by the way Away from the kitchen Fresh by the way Yeah, oh yeah This is separate And the chilled pantry Yes For the frozen yogurt machine

With toppings Oh, guys on topping And by the way Let me walk you into my walking refrigerator Well no That's just the pantry For the frozen yogurt

Now Now Now we're We go into the kitchen, and there's Marina cooking in the kitchen. But what else do you keep in kitchens? What else do you keep in kitchen? Oh, I know. More refrigerators and freezer.

Where we keep all of our fresh organic produce? Okay, stop. Pause right there. Okay, that refrigerator, all right? Is as big as the room I'm sitting in right now. Absolutely. It's not the frigidere from Sears. No, no, no, no, no.

It is a walk-in refrigerator for the produce. It's the one when you go to Costco and get you produce. Only hers has doors, not the plastic strips. Yes. Yes. Kim, we can put plastic strips in. What? No.

First of all, it would be glass strips, not plastic. We don't do plastic here. Second. That's a good idea, though. That's a good idea. That's a good idea. So she cares about the environment, what I love to, and I'm not beating up on her because I love her.

Bless her heart. But we care so much about the environment that we've gotten rid of the plastic environment. but we spend $8 billion on refrigeration. And by the way, that Voss-filled refrigerator at the gym and about $80,000 was a water bottle. Because it's all glass. Okay, now let's back up for just a second.

Good for her. Is she paying for that? No. Not a chance. No. Well, Voss just took out a snippet. If she purchased any of those Vosses, if that was for her saying,

hey this is what I do because what I'm doing. And she posted on her Instagram. What did she hear in front of her house the next morning? Absolutely. Yeah, we have a, I got a delivery here from Voss. Mr. Voss saw you. You're in lying. Matter of fact, Mr. Voss is going to be pulling in the water

into your house for you. It's funny because they had two videos and the first one was Voss pulled out from her account the video and posted it with a caption 2020 Voss. Okay, so now we're in the walk-in refrigerator for the vegetables. You're still inside. You're still inside. On the property, all organic trees to grow our own vegetables and do all of our own stuff.

So this, all of our meals, you guys know I eat plant-based now. So all of our stuff is in here. Which, by the way, all those Tupperwa's, none of them were plastic. That was holding her plant-based nails. None of them was plastic. Everything was crystal. And all of that food is not really from her stuff. She said they're starting to plant her stuff.

And they're starting to get all that. That's Marinus' cousin stuff that he's growing in the backyard for her. Thank you. It's being shipped in from Marana. So it did look like an empty refrigerator. That I took the photo in front of, I have to admit. I know. But this is our big main refrigerator, guys.

I also have another pantry. We have another pantry. This pantry here. Because this is the kitchen that we cook in. Look it. Look what I have for dinner tonight, guys. Vegan tacos. This is all plant-based.

What I'm meeting tonight. Then if you want a little more chaos with tons of oat milk and almond milk, you have this refrigerator. I do. I want this refrigerator because you never know. I'm going to call her out on this one. That refrigerator does have plastic. Oh, no. At the bottom.

Oh, no. And it's a container of juice. Oh, no. Like minamade. Yeah, the orange juice. Yes. That wasn't fresh squeezed. No, it wasn't fresh squeezed.

But that might be glass. Okay. I'll take it back. I saw that. That might be glass. Okay. if you want freezer. I didn't even show you guys our other freezer. Yeah, I didn't even show you that.

There you have it, guys. Okay. I mean, seriously, I'm so jealous. So jealous. So, she starts with the frozen yogurt and the snacks pantry, all in glass jars. She goes to the fridge

packed with the Voss water bottles and the ginger ale cans. Then she showed the second fridge, right? With the milk and the fresh juices, more water. Then she goes into the real fridge, the walk-in fridge that the family actually eats from, right? Then she goes to the other pantry and the other fridge for some more things. So we're looking at just this video alone, nine fridges with the count of the couple of freezers.

Well done. Kim and Kanye. You are literally living the American dream. Thank you. Amen. Yeah. Amen. So people have heard that I am, I come, I'm back in the saddle again, food-wise.

Not that I've, you know, cheered and hollered and run through the hallway. But there's some filming going on, some extra filming going on here at Mercury Studios today. And there's food out there. So people have brought food. to the studios as we're recording, and those of you that are watching and listening live to chewing the fat, no, you see it hitting on the desk.

I'm sorry? That's not possible. Well, it is because we're recording it live right now. People are watching it live. I know, that's what I'm saying. We're recording it and watching it live. And those of you that are, you know, watching on the camera there, you can see that it's a croissant

with some kind of, I don't know what it is, but I'm not eating that. I want to thank everyone who brought it, whoever brought it, but, ooh, thank you. It's got some kind of bougie sauce. all through it. It's delicious.

I'm having some right now. You can have that too. Thank you. I really appreciate it. I do. It means a lot to me. But the one thing that it doesn't say on this box, it says, now the box itself says certified compostable made with renewable plant material.

So I'm right there with Kim Kardashian. Me and Kim are you? I mean, I'm with you, baby. I mean, symbiotico, me and you, Kim. But, and don't forget, this is my last plastic bottle, too. I'm never using a plastic. about ever again. But, uh...

So, boss, if you listen. It doesn't say, right. Thank you. Thank you. I mean, Kim doesn't need all those. No. Let's be honest. She showed us.

She's a fridge full of them, so does she need more? Thank you. Let's be honest. And is she really drinking it? And Mr. Vos, you don't need to deliver it to me. Just have one of your,

just have one of your due people bring it to me. You can go pick it up, right? I just have one of your due people come and send it to me. I'm not going to pick it up. If they say, hey, go to Sam's, right now we have two cases for you.

You're not going to go pick it up. I may stop by. There we go. The one thing this container doesn't have on it, though. Plain? In and out. It doesn't say in and out on it. So he's kind of strange.

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So silly. Okay, well, as long as we're, you know, food heavy today on chewing the fat, I know, surprise. I read a story about a new kind of idea that I think I can elaborate on. So the story is talking about how they're starting to send

people are making chicken nugget bouquets for Valentine's Day. So you go to McDonald's and you get the chicken nuggets and you wrap them up and you send the bouquets. Well, that's not a new idea, right? The edible bouquets have been out there forever and they use fruit or whatever and chocolates and that kind of stuff.

But the chicken nuggets from McDonald's, that's not a bad idea. Now, I was thinking, though, really, and they were saying that McDonald's, should do this and do this on Valentine's Day. Really, Chick-fil-A should do it. It should be a Chick-fil-A bouquet of chicken nuggets for Valentine's Day, man. The Chick-fil-A bouquet.

And by the way, this is a million-dollar idea for a Chick-fil-A, and I know you need help with marketing. You're welcome, by the way. But that's a tremendous idea. I'm all in on that. Now, sure, would I still sign for a, McDonald's chicken nugget bouquet? Sure.

But would I prefer the Chick-fil-A bouquet? Yes, man. Happy Valentine's Day with a Chick-fil-A bouquet. Nothing says I love you more. Than a Chick-fil-A chicken nugget bouquet. Oh, man. Or just a Chick-fil-A nugget bouquet.

Chick-fil-A bouquet. Just a Chick-fil-A bouquet, because then they could put a couple of strips, some nuggets. Now it's like $30. It's Valentine's Day. Oh, sorry, Cheapo. Why did you get your wife today?

A flower petal? Oh, okay. The whole flower was too expensive. Oh, okay, no problem. I'm just going to use the recycled roses that Glenn brought. Did you see that? Glenn bought all the roses that he put at the White's house. He bought them and they're in the,

I'm just going to grab that. Grab those now. Preserve them, man. Preserve them good. It's called the freezer. Put them in the freezer. Preserve them. So, I mean, that's a good idea, right? I mean, thank you. Chick-fil-A.

Call me. 888-90-3-33 if you're listening live. Or you can just email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Now, why were we not here for the unveiling of this? Oh, because I was in the hospital. Never mind. The world's largest Snickers bar is unveiled in the state of Texas. Why are we not there?

Where? The Guinness Book of World Records was there. Why were they not here? Oh, sorry, I was in the hospital. But why were they there at the Mars-rigley plant in Waco, Texas? They're on the corner. We could throw a rock there. 4,700 pounds, 2 feet high and 26 inches wide.

It's the size of, now if you think to yourself, well, geez, I can't really picture how big that is. It sounds really big and everything. 43,000 single-sized snicker bars put together. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right? Even the Guinness Book of World Records,

Michael Ambriggins said, it's incredibly impressive. Oh, yeah. Nothing says, I love you. like 4,700 pounds. Two feet high and 26 inches wide. Snickers bar, baby. Oh, man, come on now.

That's world class. So apparently they're going to... Can people eat it? Yeah, they're going to cut it up and give it to employees, I guess, to other Mars workers around the country. Around the country? Yeah. No, that's not going to make it.

That's right. That's not going to make it. Thank you. Or maybe we just, you know, we'll deliver some of it. No, we'll deliver it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We'll deliver some of it. Stop saying some of it.

We'll deliver it. Yes, we'll deliver. We'll deliver it. Yeah. What do you do it? So it's the world's biggest where I've been. Great stuff. We should have been there.

We should have covered. This is breaking news that chewing the fat needs to cover. Yeah, and we know when 2005 records. News happens. Hello, it's our motto. I know. I know. I think this is a show with a,

Most mottoes ever. There's Guinness record. You should come here. Thank you. Hey, today starts to be ready to get counted. You and your people. The census starts today. No, it's mean you.

Census starts today. It's your people too. When you do a count, you know, you just count brown people. Yeah, census starts. That's all we care about. You count all everybody. That's all we care about is you people.

You only care about little brown people? Yeah. That's how I feel. I find that he's highly racist. Really? I'm just speaking on behalf of the census. I don't think that's the little, I don't think the census people say,

we're going to count little brown people and that's all. All right. Where do they start then? Where do they start counting? The white people, the majority. To Suk Bay, Alaska. So the Eskimos. Who's in to Suk Bay, Alaska?

The natives. Little brown people, okay? Now they call, a lot of people call them Eskabos. Eskimos, yes. That's not who they are. Though? Yeah, they're a little row. So I guess there's like 600 people there, 660 people there.

That's easy to count. They want to get them count at first. That's the first place they count because when the winter thaw comes or the spring thaw comes, they multiply. They break out. No, they just spread out. Oh, they're just running for food. Oh, okay. For food.

And then after they get, they gather food and they're like, okay, back. I thought they were like rabbits. It's like once they're in thaws out, they just go nuts. It's possible. It's possible that that happens as well. So apparently this is a beautiful place. I mean, fish drying racks hang outside of front doors. That's awesome.

Snowmobiles and four-wheelers. What about mooses? I mean. What about bears? Yeah, a lot of bears. We love covering bears here. Yeah, there's a lot of those bears. Because this is up there where, you know.

You can see Russia. Yes, you can. From their front porch. This is up there in Fortitude country. I mean, I know Sarah Palin might be close out there looking from Russia at the front door. Fortitude is close. By the way, she never said.

I don't want to bog you down with facts or anything, but that never really was said by Sarah Palin. Anyway, the... Did you talk to Sarah Palin, ask her? Yes, I did. Okay. I reminded, you're right. I sank her.

Yeah, Sarah and I were out partying. And I wasn't alone with her. And she said, Sarah, have another drink, baby. Yeah, did you really see her? Sarah, come here, baby. Like, I know you and hubby and the kids are having a tough time lately. And I know that he lost a bunch of weight and had some work done, getting ready for Hollywood. You're looking good, too, maybe.

But that house you're living in in Arizona, can you see Russia from that front porch like he could in Alaska? And she said, I never could see that. that. That was a Saturday Night Live bit. I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, calm down. Calm down. I'm just here for the drinks. So anyway, where the Stixham's made, that's up there in fortitude country, man. So there's polar bears, yeah. Where is, come to think of it. There is no actual fortitude, but where is the fortitude supposed to be? It's a little ways off from Alaska. You can go up to

Hold on what's the name of the place again Took shook Bay Alaska Took Suk Tok Suk Bay T-O-K-S-O-K-Bay Alaska You could go there and say

Hey Isn't this where they filmed Fortitude on Amazon And they would laugh at you Because they would say No dummy Like you said There is no actual

Fortitude It's a fictional community but it's on the Svalvbombard in the Arctic Norway There's a little off There are a little different places on the globe So yeah never mind

I mean seriously If you wanted to work for the census And I thought about it I thought you know that might not be a bad part-time job Just walk around You know I was thinking I was thinking more of like for my son you know,

here's some papers go not. Yeah, knock on doors. Hey, I'm working for the census. I'll give a clicker. I'm working for a census. I'm here to take some notes. And, man, it is cold up here in Alaska. It's so, I'm here to take some notes.

I mean, who is talking to the people in Alaska? We did. Right? Yeah. So I just want to give a shout out to our Alaskan listeners. Oh, yeah. We have 22 Alaskan listeners. So we're doing, you know, some census.

in there. Be counted. Be counted. Anchorage. Got eight people there. That's a little, it's not, you know,

it's off the, step to, you gotta go up the road a little bit to get those skits foot. And then you got Palmer. You got Palmer, Alaska,

you got another two people there. I love Palmer. You love Palmer? Palmer's one of my favorite places on the planet. Wasilla? That's Sarah Palin's down. That's,

we got one there. So Sarah Palin is listening to me. Yeah, this is, uh, thank you baby. It's okay. Fairbanks?

Yeah. Can I? Oh man. That's what we? Yes, you can. Ah, thank you. And that's where we have our, the national park with the bears.

We have eight people there. Yeah, they're all listening up there. What else they got to do? They got nothing to do. Oh, look, there's another brown bear. All right, let's listen to chewing the fat. We have one from unknown. Oh, that's from me.

That's from this town. What is it again? Tuxuk, Tuxok Bay, Alaska. That's unknown. Yeah, that's unknown. And I know those of you listening in Alaska are, And that's not how you pronounce it, Fatso. Okay, look.

Call us. Thank you. 8. 0.03. And the, what's the country? I don't even know if the toll. Well, the toll free might not work there. That's what I'm saying.

Because it's totally, well, it's in the continental U.S. right? So technically, Alaska is on the continent of North America. Yeah. Alaska, you have to dial like 011772. No, you do not. Yeah. Don't you? It's another country.

This is another country. It's not Puerto Rico. I mean, Alaska is a state better than your people. We actually decided to take that. Alaska took some bay, Puerto Rico, San Juan. Well, you know what? We'll call them a territory. We'll take Alaska.

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I would say, you're welcome. I mean, I give and I give and I give. No, no, no, no, no. You're welcome. So now I want this app. I want this app. We have to get this app. It needs to be a Chewing the Fat app.

There's a Clearview app now that lets strangers find out your name and info with a snap of a photo. I am a fan of this app. So it's like a It's like a facial recognition It's a startup called Clearview AI It's being used by law enforcement agencies already I don't want that app then Nope I don't want that app

Including the FBI No like I said I don't want the app That's fine I don't want the app So by comparing a photo to a database Of more than three billion pictures So it might take a couple minutes It says it's taken from face Facebook, Venimo, YouTube.

I don't have none of those. I mean, wow. And they all, I mean, that means that Facebook and Venimo YouTube. They just sold them. Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, we all know that. We talked about that.

We got that lawyer guy in here. I know. We had that lawyer guy in here. And we say it's okay. We tell them it's okay, but really it isn't. I mean, I know it's okay. We've said it's okay. Amazon has a key to my house.

I just want. I really don't care. I know, I know. Amazon has a key to my house. Simply safe has a code to my house. Like I know, I... Hey, we're worried about... I don't want that.

I don't want the app with the face. I don't want the app with the face. Jeffrey, what was the last time you used a key to enter your house? I've not used a key, and I've been in this house for a year and a half now. Never used a key to go into my house. I don't even know. I remember the realtor from real estate agents at trust. I've given me a key of the house.

Yeah, we have keys because we went in when we... You know, we're fairly new at this house, so we do have keys and we, you know, we've gone in through the front door. But I don't have keys. No, I couldn't. I think I have, and I have not driving this week, so I don't even have my keys with me. So I think there's a house key on my car key. Like the front door is a keypad by SimplySafe. Right.

My garage is Amazon garage. So it's opened by an app. Right. The back door, the lock that I have in the front door, I put in the back door. so it's just keep back. And how many times you go home and go in through the back door? I mean, you can't count the time. I can't count the time.

So like, zero. I don't have. It's fascinating. But I don't want this app, though. I don't want this app. I don't like it. So apparently this is, you know, they're using it and they're scraping all these reasons.

Now the, they're big push for this is that their database obviously. Scriptic dwarfs all the other one. Oh, okay. I mean, it's unstoppable, right? Nobody's got the Facebook. But you said this is AI though, right? Well, yeah, the app. They snap the picture and then it runs through their database.

And then it's able to come up with, you know, name who you are, where you are, all of that. I mean, I don't know how long it takes. It doesn't say in here exactly. I was going to ask you that. Like, just wait right there. Let me take your picture, click. It's been a week. Can we, maybe I can go home now.

Three weeks later. Right. Oh, yeah, you can come to my house. You're fine. He's good. Go ahead. Yeah, you're fine. Yeah, he's fine.

Go ahead. So I'm not really sure. You know, I don't know. It has to be like five minutes. It's got to be. That's been the big problem with the facial recognition, right? Yes. We'll see it in SVU and Law & Order.

Hey, run that picture. Okay. Right. See on Friday. Yeah, but it's Saturday. Yeah. See on Friday. Right.

And see, that was the big thing years ago, too, back when they were talking about when they were using the, I mean, obviously it's obviously. gotten so much better now. But with the database being so huge that when you take a picture or have facial recognition in a crowd and you want to know specifically who it is, it's going to take some time for it to call

through the database. Yeah, markers and all that stuff. Yeah. But you're able to, maybe some quick ones, like if you have, take a picture of a face in a crowd and you link it to another crowd from last week, right? And then it calls through those faces.

so you'd be able to see if this face was in this crowd while at the same time looking through another database seeing who it is. Which is why you never tag your face on Facebook. Right. When people say, is this Jeff Fisher? No. This is Marty Mark.

Nobody likes Marty Mark. Exactly. Nobody likes Marty Mark. Exactly. And I see where, speaking of AI, get ready, I see where Walmart is getting more, getting more robots to do inventory control in their stores now. So cool.

Have you seen a robot? Yeah. Oh, that is so cool. I know. They look like big vacuums. I mean, as, I don't know if you know this. I worked in a grocery store for a lot of years. Yeah, I know.

Were you like a manager or something? What? And I did a lot of inventory control and ordering and stuff. You know, you keep an eye on product and stuff. I mean, I'm kind of a fan. Well, you can't bribe that robot, though. I'm kind of a fan. What do you mean?

Like, you know, if you took a little bit more extra cheese that month, like that robot's going to be like Jeff Fisher stole all the cheese. No, the robot's going to say there's less cheese on the shelf. We don't know what happened to it. And then they look at the cash register to see if it was sold. Then when they find out it was, they don't know the question what happened to it. Do they question the robot? Yes.

They got it swept it up. You don't know what he's doing out there. There's a vacuum too. True. See, that's the thing. That's what you need is. you have dual purpose. That's what I was going to tell you.

All these robots are like roaming around the stores. You better let them sweep. Just mop. But the thing is, is now you're, now you've got two jobs. You're killing two jobs with one robot. Welcome to the new world. Be more effective than the robot. How can you be more effective than the robot?

How could I take? That's a millimeter pressure. Or sabotage the robot. There you go. Put a couple marbles and the robot, you know, just like slips and. breaks his back and... It does.

Have a nice day. Did you see the Chinese theme park that used the pig to bungee jump for their celebration of grand opening? It is, I don't want to say amazing. We'll just say fascinating. It's interesting. It is interesting.

And the video of it, just swinging as they pushed it off. Yes. Dude, we haven't seen this. You haven't seen the pig video with the bungee? No. Does he die? Does he eat the flown in splatters? No.

I mean, it's like a ride. Everybody's all wound. Peter was all wound up. Social media had a big outrage. Is it an animal ride or? The park said, well, no, they just used it as a marketing opening to the attraction. Oh, so he's the dummy. The attraction.

Yeah, this is a pig. Spider pig. They said they sent it to the slaughterhouse after. He didn't even. What? I know. You'd think that at least, they'd think, you'd think that at least, this is the bungee jumping pig.

We'll let it live. Yeah. No, not China. Dead. Slaughterhouse. Over. So they've apologized. They said,

always sincerely accept criticism. Shut up. We apologize to the public. It's China. Right. No one is paying attention to you. You have like an outbreak of a virus. Focus on that.

Thank you. Thank you. And perhaps maybe the outbreak on the virus is coming from bungee jumping pigs. Download and subscribe to more content. At the blaze.com, So great news for us, us, the chewing the fat tribe. Oh my God, did I just call our audience a tribe?

No, never mind. Take that back. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to call it fat heads, although some people do. I know. I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it.

I'm not a tribe. I'm not fat heads. No, we're CTF influencers. Thank you. That's what we are. Yeah. So this is good news for all CTF influencers right here, all right? Here we go.

According to a new study from the University College of London, a trip to the movie theater can be as good for your heart as a trip to the gym. For a gym membership today, let's go see a movie. Waddle your ass into that movie theater and it's just as good as the gym, okay? So apparently The level of stimulation can help build Cardio Fitness level to burn fat Now I'm guessing

That has to be like a scary movie So you let your heart raise up No, it could be anything If I'm watching Frozen 2 Why is my heart rate up? Why is my heart rate up? The difference is Are there is a caveat

And this isn't in the story Oh But I'm just guessing Are you reading between the lines? Yeah, yeah, reading between the lines That's what we do here is that when you're at the gym, you don't have the bucket of popcorn.

Okay. True. True. I'm not eating popcorn. Or the Coke Zero, extra large. Or the cup of Skittles. Oh,

the cup of Skittles. Well, yeah. Not the bag of Skittles. But, I mean, you get a plastic cup to put it in. Oh, you're Chris Christie? Yeah, you get a plastic cup to put them. And you can't, I mean, you just got to sip them out of a cup.

Oh, my God. Yeah, you don't pick up the bag and make it out. No, it makes too much noise in the theater. You're annoying other people. This is the slow slide from that cup of those. Have we ever gone to the movies together? I don't think so. I don't think so either.

I think it needs to happen. So, and then, of course, you know, when you're done with, when you're done with the cup of skittles, you've got to open up the bag of Twizzlers. Twizzlers, ooh, red vines. A fan of those, man. No, Twizzlers. I'm going to the movies tonight, so.

What are you going to see? Dr. Doolittle. reviews are not that good. I know, but I got it for free, so I'm going to go see it. So I told you. I told you, every Tuesday, I go for the movies for free. Last week I watched 1917, put it on social media. Maybe you should fall.

Oh, no, you were in the hospital. That's why. And then today I'm going to go see Dr. Doolittle. I have to. That's a great cast. I know it does. I know it does. I know.

But still. the reviews are I know that's why I want to go see it now no one can beat the doctor-doliter by Eddie Murphy he did a great job

I know but let's see why Robert Duny and uni does I don't think he pulls it off of course now he's Iron Man he literally ruined he ruined his identity

everybody sees him Iron Man and he keeps doing this Ironman stuff like giving kids you know fake arms just own it just own it

and be done with it own and retire but you know if If a company comes to Iron Man and says, you know, we got this movie we're going to do. We're going to do a remake of. Oh, Iron Man, you're going to remake Iron Man?

No, you know what we're going to do? Because we ended that with Avengers and you died and everything and you're still a hero. You're still going to do all the comic cons. What's that? What if you have not seen it yet? Tough. You know, if you have not seen or heard about that god awful movie. That was a great movie.

Oh, please. Never ended. Oh, my God. Never ended. It did end. I'm so sick. No, it's still playing. Oh, still playing?

Yes. Oh, my God. It's still at the theaters. Yes, it's still at the theater. No wonder people haven't finished seeing that. Iron Man dies at the end. So, you're sitting down and you're saying, hey, I am. You're doing, what are you doing now?

You're doing nothing. I'm just going to Comic-Con. Yeah, you're doing nothing. But I'm doing Comic-Con. Yeah, you're doing nothing. What are you doing? I'm just charity work for the kids giving. Yeah, we were showing up at a hospital for a sick kid.

kid, yeah. So you're doing nothing. I've got this idea of a movie. We want to remake again because, you know, it hasn't been long enough since we've done a remake of a movie. No? Yeah, no. No, it hasn't.

We haven't come up with a... Are you sure? No, it's been way too long since we've done a remake of a movie of something that somebody else did and that somebody else did before that. And that somebody else did before that. It's way too long. Okay. And technology has evolved.

Yes, it has. Yes. So what we'd like to do is we'd like to make a movie and call it Dr. Doolittle. Oh, like the one from Eddie Murphy. Well, no, it's going to be different. Oh, it is. Because it's a new movie. It's a new movie.

Sure, it's the same name. Oh, okay. Yeah, but you do know I'm not black though, right? I'm rubber down in unit, not black. Yeah, no, but you can pull it off. I care? Of course. You know blackface is that a good thing now.

All the green screen work you did for Iron Man. That's all you're going to be doing here too. Okay. Wait. Is this green screen? So. No, the animal. are real. Oh, okay.

I want to make sure. I want to make sure this is authentic as who can get. So, and they say, and Robert, or I am says, well, you know. How much? No, before he says, talks about the money, he doesn't care about the money. No? He's, he's, I.m. Oh, I'm, I'm Iron Man. He's busy. He's got work to do, right? He's got charity work to do. He's going to see the kids. I got to take care of these people.

Right. Yes. He doesn't care about the money. No. What kind of Robert I.M. doesn't care about the money. It's not about the money at all. So then he says, I'm busy. Then they say, well, look, I am. Spider, I mean, yeah.

How can we make it worth your wife? Iron Man, yeah. How can we make it worth it? I don't know what they paid him for this movie. It's easy enough to. Let's see what they paid him for this, if it's out yet. I bet you he made at least 10 million.

At least 10 mil for this movie, right? Probably 20. Well, the first thing that came up was Dr. DeLittle money problems. So hold on. Yeah. So they paid him a bunch of money and they used new technology

that cost a fortune to come up with to make all the animals look real other than the animals that are real. So, 40 million. Holy cow. How much for this movie, Jeffrey? I'm talking about how much he made. I don't care what they spent on the movie.

Well, we'll get to that. I do care, actually, but that's not true. But how much did they pay, I am? Because I bet you he's got a kick. You know, they probably paid him like $20 million with a back-end deal. Yes. You're close.

but he's saying is between 29, 27 and 29. So not quite 30 million and a deal at the end. So he's probably owner, executive producer, gets a kickback, gets a piece of percentage of the movie, which probably isn't going to be much since if they paid him 29 and your reaction, they spent, what, 140 million on the movie? 175 million.

I know. Ooh. I know. And according to this, they say, Dr. Ludolittle has high budget, but low risk. Because it's an easy movie and it can play everywhere. And every country will play it. And every kid will want to watch it.

It'll be out for everybody. And so, you know, they'll probably, they'll end up making their money back in the end. But it won't be from the theaters, I don't think. However, my point is that that's when I am says, well, you know, okay, I know you're busy and you're, you know, you're going to run around to be Iron Man. but look, we've got this idea for a movie

from another idea that was it from a movie that was from another idea that was from a movie that's been shot before. We've got new technology and stuff, and I know you're busy, but what do you say to, I don't know, what's it going to take to get off that sofa? 27 million.

27 million and 10% on the back end. So it looks like... Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Hi, kids, I'm Dr. Doolittle. So it's been reported officially that he will only get 20 million for, he's starting role in do little. He got ripped off.

He did. So 20 million, I was right. That's what I figured. Yeah, I mean, that's what he's worth. Yeah. That's what he's worth. But not really because he's Iron Man. He's not Robert Downey Jr.

anymore. And this is what I think he's trying to do, right? He's trying to break away from Iron Man. And this might work. And for 20 million, even if it doesn't, oh well. And just end game, he made $75 million. That's what I mean. So it was 55 for the movie.

20 million pays for colleges. Yeah, 55 million for the movie and 8% out of 700 million as a back-end deal. Bro. If I mention how much I hate Robert Downey Jr. man. I freaking hate that man so much. He's probably got more than nine refrigerators. Okay, so I love him now again. All I want now is nine refrigerators in my life.

Oh, what would make you happy, do you have $100 billion? Well, yes, but really just nine refrigerators, and I'm good.