Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 284 | Dropping Frozen Iguanas, Space Force Uniform, & Madonna Cancels Another Show

Episode Date: January 22, 2020

Careful if you are walking outside in South Florida... frozen iguanas are falling due to drop in temperatures and they aren't dead. 24/7 gym closes while a person still inside using the gym and is funny. Jeffy and Kris Cruz talk gym and how many gym memberships they have. Space Force shows the new uniforms and people aren't happy with the look. A very special moment between Texas Governor Abbott and President Trump was capture and Jeffy is here to show why is this moment important as we head into election. Yes, you guess it! Madonna cancels another show via email and people aren't happy except those who call her 'QUEEN' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It hurts me now. to realize that I didn't realize January is National Meat Month. So it's time to celebrate. And in fact, I was looking at some of these past numbers. In 2012, I mean, that's, you know, 100 years ago now, 2012, 52 billion pounds of meat consumed in America. That's got to be more now, right? I know there's more vegans now, but come on now.

We've got to be beating 52 billion pounds of meat. And we'll find that out before the end of the podcast. An average person in the United States consumed 270.7 pounds of meat. I could probably do 270 standing on my hands. Even through surgery. No problem. I'm still making up for that now. And according to the CDC, you know, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention,

they tweeted out today just a reminder, That means did you know in tweet a lingo. Bacteria found on raw meats such as Campilo, such as Campelobacter or Campilobacteriosis and salmonella can survive on surfaces for up to 32 hours. This includes spices, countertops too. So remember, always clean and sanitized services before and after food prep. You're welcome.

Florida listeners, I hope that everything is okay. I hope no one was hurt. I hope no one in the family was injured. I haven't seen any reports. I just know there was some preventative news happening because we have the cold front pushing across the country country as the coldest air of the season pushing across, especially down into the southern states.

And there were warnings that there were going to be iguanas falling out of the trees. And so, I mean, if you're walking along it, an iguana falls on you, that's going to hurt. A frozen iguana hits you at the top of the head? Bro. You, I mean, the kids hurt. You're walking the kid to school. A mom. You know, the guan-tail bonk you

In the back of the head, man. So do we have any reports of any injuries or anything? I don't think so. I don't think there's been any reports. My brother's down there picking them up. Oh, he is? Yeah. That's a good gig, actually.

I mean, it's maybe a one-time every a couple of years. But, you know, you can charge whatever you want. What are you going to do? Say no. I mean, how big a truck you need for that? You don't. Put them all in one cage. No, they're dead, they're frozen.

They're not dead. Oh, yeah, they're dead. They're frozen. No. What are you talking about? They're not. No. They're frozen to death.

They're like giant ice cubes of, they're giant ice cubes of iguanas is what they are. No, that's not what the warning from. Yes. You and I must have read a different report because I'm telling you, The only reason they're on the limbs, they phrase the death, they fall out. They fall on people. I mean, they just don't look up.

Don't try to try to prove me wrong. I'm telling you, they're dead iguanas. iguanas are cold-blooded. They slow down or become immobile when temperatures drop into the 40s. Slowing down and becoming immobile, dead. They may fall from trees, but they're not dead. Oh, no, they're dead. That's wrong.

That's a lie. Don't listen. I just love this report, too. They go, this isn't something we usually forecast. But don't be surprised if you see iguanas falling from trees tonight. Fantastic. That's fantastic. Honey, what was that on the room?

Yeah, they're dead. No, they're dead. I mean, I just, first of all, you throw them in the back of the trunk. You go toss them. We have a little iguana meat. You're good. Have you had iguana meat? You know, I don't know, I don't think so.

Oh, it's like alligator. I love gator. I have plenty of gator. Yeah, I'm sorry, Gator Land of Orlando. I love you too, man. You're my favorites, but, you know, you even sell Gator nuggets there. Okay, so back off me. Yeah, I like Gator a lot.

Yeah, it's kind of the same texture and the same thing. But for a lot of people, that's like, you know, eating your dog. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's the only reason why my brother's doing it because he likes him as pets. Yeah. So my wife likes iguana. But they mess up the ecosystem. Oh, wait?

Yeah, they're falling out of trees, killing people. Dead? Yeah. They're maxing up the ecosystem, my friend. No, that's... Ugly. Ugly. They're not dead, duh.

That's why we haven't had reports anywhere because it's just ugly reporting. Little kid laying on the sidewalk with an iguana tail sticking out of his head. Wow, that's a good picture. Another horrific story in the news that I don't know if I can

well I'll tell you about it okay but it's just between okay this makes it better the sad music makes the horrific story better so Dan Hill of Utah called 911

he was still alive thankfully he didn't lose his life like the frozen iguanas he found himself locked inside of a 24-hour fitness gym. Wait. I love this story. I just wanted to be together.

I thought the 24-hour fitness would meant 24-hour fitness. Apparently not. Apparently the gym closes like midnight to 4. Yeah, they open back up. So my understanding, the 24-hour fitness here, wait, what do you mean by your understanding? I thought you attend this. Yeah, remember.

So you should be saying, you know, from previous experiences. My experience at the 24-hour. There you go. My experience here at the 24-hour fitness in my neighborhood. Yeah. They don't close. They are open 24 hours, but they close the pool. Yes.

For a couple hours. For the chlorine, treatments, and all that stuff. Which kind of stinks because a lot of, when they close it is what I'd really like to be swimming. Do you want to go in the swimming? That's why I didn't let my. I didn't renew my membership. Because they always close down every time you wanted to go in. That's when they closed down to clean it out.

And I couldn't take it anymore. What am I paying for? Absolutely nothing since you're not able to use it. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. I agree. Thank you.

You know, I still have a subscription to UFit Jim has been. There's like 8,000 of those, but it's just one in particular. Yeah. I still have it. Those are all just like franchised out, right? Yeah. I still pay for it. I was thinking about.

Actually, if I had any money, if I had your money, I'd invest in something like that. I'd still pay for it. And I think last time I went was in 2016. You don't want to let that lapse, though. No, no, no, you don't want to let it. As soon as it laps, you're going to go, I got to go to the gym. Oh, no, you're going to be locked out. And I'm only, yeah, and I'm only paying $20 a month.

And I've only used it for maybe a year and a half. All the UFits don't have pools, though. No. Say, I'm a fan. I've got to have the pool. No, not. But all the UFits. You fits have a bathroom and you can shower in there and make it your own pool.

I mean, plus, think of this. For $20 a month, that could be your home. Absolutely. So you don't want to let laps. No, you don't want to let that. If the wipes kicks you out, you got a place to stay. You do. Sleeping on the bench.

You're showering in the bathroom. You could rent one of those rooms. And by renting me like, hey, I've been a member for like five years now. I wanted to cash in my one-time room rental. Can I get that room in the back? Is that part of the deal, really? Yeah. Yeah, you could just have, like, rent the room.

Usually, like, when I went there, usually it was, like, girls, like, doing their, like, yoga parties and, like, everybody, or, like, their baby showers. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's not a bad idea either. That's part of that. Exactly.

Yeah. Man, if I had your money. 20 bucks a month. All right, I've got about four stories here that have been, you know, gnawn at me since the hospital, since last week in the hospital. And I was like, I've got to get to these. I was going to get to these stories. I were part of the deal.

And then, you know, obviously I was, you know, had to be in the hospital. I spent way too much time in the hospital, by the way. Holy cow. Monday overnight. So Tuesday morning early. I didn't get out until Friday afternoon. Way too long. And, by the way, it was so full.

when I got there it says a side note so I go to the ER and they put me in a room the hospital so I go in the ER and you know they're looking at me

and they got me taking care of but we realize the problem we're getting that taken care of and then they can't get me a room

because the rooms are all full there's no rooms so I'm staying in the ER right is that one to tell you so yes

they told you they can't get your room that's fine if we're full and so then they say so I'm in just one of the upfront

ER rooms you know where they bring in the actual emergencies when you first come in. The people that get shot? Yeah, yeah. And so, the guy says,

oh, I'm going to get you a hospital bed and we're going to move you down. So they get me a hospital bed, an old broken down one, actually, it was kind of, it was one that they found somewhere out back.

And they give it to me, and they wheeled me to the back of the ER, way in the hell back of the ER, and you'd be fine here. But I got a room. I'm in a room. Okay, that's all I know. It's a room and a door.

I'm good. So I didn't get out of their toe. late Tuesday. I mean, it was all day. You were like in the back of the hospital. In the ER, yeah, yeah, yeah. And there was no, yeah, we're full, Jeff. No, there's no room.

But we're going to see you into the old wing of the first time hospital. Amazing. So then, but to top it off by the end, but just before they moved me up into a room, they had a couple of beds already stationed in the hallway. So, I mean, they technically were really full. I mean, I got there, I beat the rush.

Otherwise, I'm out in the hallway. Oh, in the hallway. No way am I staying there in the hallway. Oh, yes, you are. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. Yes, yeah. I put my foot down.

If the doctor says, I'll put my golf letter down. Damn it? Just keep giving me the pain beds. I'm fine. I'm right here in the hallway. It's fine. Ouch. Okay, I'm fine.

So. What's our TV? No. So you just run out of the ER. No, you just got your own, you know, your own. Batteries. whatever is on your phone. Another time.

You do you have that, but I wasn't in any mood to be looking at my phone. Oh, you must be really sick. Holy cow, I was no phone. You have not in a mood for like. I mean, you can see your numbers, you know, heart ray, blood, bridge,

and you just lay there and then the pain starts coming back again and you're like, uh, intervenes, intervenous, thank you. What's that the stripper? The nurse who was in the intravenous? Yeah, the inner venus strips around. You know, the one guy. I don't know what

the one guy the one tech guy He had about as much I mean he's the ER tech right Okay He's the guy that they called down For the ER tech And he's like

Oh geez I gotta go do another Scan of a fat man Because he's got No sense of humor Nothing you know At least most of the Okay hold out hold that Most of the nurses and stuff

Have a little You know little playfulness This guy's got nothing Well see the problem It's like you Your humor could be misread by you being a dick. That hurts.

You know, like, that hurts. Your humor, it's, it takes time to, to warm up to it. What? Yes.

I see you, I don't know what you're talking about. I see you interact with people. And sometimes I'm like, oh, that was way too rough. Or when we do interviews, you threw a joke out there

and does not land. I'm like, ooh, that was not the right place. not my fault they don't get it no they get up to the plate take a swing let's go so so i'm gonna say with the so they wheel me up so they finally say okay we got your room no i didn't ask i didn't ask hey chris what's i you done i don't care so they say oh we got you got so they go to try to wheel me up to the room don't forget they've got they've given me the the old back yeah that they found

by the dumpsters yeah and the one wheel is screwed up they finally got they finally got it's It takes two people, two guys. I don't know if that was a weight limit or not, but it took two people. And I finally get up there, and they get up to the room that I'm in, and there's a brand spankan new bed in that room. And the ER guy goes,

we're taking that. I mean, I could, you know, maybe try to get out of this one and get in that one. No, no, you're fine of that right there. And so they wheel out the good bed and wheel me in with the, with the dumpster bed. With the 1940 bed.

And off they go, see you later, take care. Gone. So the ER got a new bed out of the deal. Big time. And nobody wanted it because they had to wield me down for the scope. And I was like, oh, this is one of the older beds. Oh, yeah, it's got one of these. And I said, well, I mean, we can switch beds or whatever.

No, that's fine. It was squeaks me back up. Nobody wanted the thing. They would be down for surgery. You were still in the scoibum. You think we'd be down for surgery. They'd put you in another bed. Yeah.

Nope. No one want to be the last one to hold that one. No way. Did they give it to you? Yeah, they tied it up to the back of the car and let me take it home. It's nice of them. I hope they don't charge me for it. I don't want that damn thing.

They will though, I know. Careful. I will say that the old model bed wasn't up to the same moving mattress standards. I was going to ask you, did it have the... It did, but not even close to what was in the hospital bed for the... The heart attack. And I'm guessing that it's the older, you know, it's why it was by the dumpster, right?

Yeah, yeah. Because, I mean, you'd sit on it and, you know, you'd sit on it, you get comfortable and then, what was that? And then you're good. And I'm like, well, that's not bad. I can live with that. Oh, that's a hard event.

No, the hard event would. Brubb. I got to roll over to the level. I'm just starting to get brr. I mean, it was forever. You know, it was always trying to compensate. Yes, yes. And this one is like, I'm done.

I can live with that. I can live with the dumpster bed for that. Okay. So that's why they give it to you. Well, I'm fine. Okay. Okay. Whatever.

That's fine. It wasn't as bad though. I was all for it. But you're right. No one was taking it. I mean, they were. But if they swapped the bed, where is that big going to go now? It's already on the, what, third floor, fourth floor.

You know? It was out. Somebody already made it. Somebody already made it to the dumpster with it and got burned with it because of the, because the hospital will be in full. And then the ER was like, damn it. We got it back. But then the ER guy, yes. Here you go.

Give it to that one. You're taking that one. Yep. We're taking that one. But I could just change. No, no, no, no. Look at the time. We got many more patients coming.

Look at the time. Oh, look at it. There's a new bed there. Got to go. Got to go. So bad. So bad. So anyway, I'm in the hospital room.

I see where the U.S. Space Force launched their new uniforms and were taking big heat for it because it was camouflage uniforms. Now, it is kind of funny when you think of, you know, camouflage in space? I mean, our camouflage really would be something else, right? It would be black or white or bright or whatever. It would be something different other than Earth camouflage. But it's not going to change.

I mean, it's new, right? They're not in space yet. They're going to change it. They'll update it when they actually go to space. Yeah, it's going to be like Star Trek. Yeah, it's not going to, you're not going to have the tree camouflage as you're taking off for space. It's called the jungle camouflage.

What's that? It's called the jungle camouflage. Whatever. Or the desert camouflage. Like I said, the tree camouflage. That's what it is. You know, speaking of that, there's another story, itching at me. A couple of them, actually, that had you in mind.

Good. I see where some of your people in Iran are now claiming the same thing that you claimed in the military. PTSD? Oh, a bomb went off in the same country I was in. Headache. Headache. I'm hurt. Lazy Trump was like, yeah, no, I heard they had some headaches, but they're fine.

No, they were shocked from the bombs that were going off. They were in the camps. Yeah, no. There was a couple of concussion like injuries. They had a couple of headaches. That's a couple of things. They're fine.

No problem. Take care. I thought, oh, man. That's your people there. They are parking in the handicap from now on, man. Sad. Plus, speaking of your actual people down in Puerto Rico.

Puerto Rican's no longer there, bro. I mean, the emergency director is fired. Oh, that one. Yeah, no, I mean, yeah, no, I mean, there's, obviously, there's earthquake still going off at aftershocks that. I mean, the whole country is just rubble. But now they, because of the rubble, they find giant warehouses with stuff that we sent down to help them.

Just like Trump said it. Thank you. Was there a giant apology to President Trump? Did they say, oh, you're right? I mean, yes, we fired the emergency director. I don't know if that's enough. Oh, no, no. That's enough.

Puerto Rico is corrupt from the top to the bottom. That's everybody knows that. All you need is a couple more bucks and we found. That's embarrassing. During the Hurricane Maria, we saw the base full of water bottles. And this is part of that, right? This is part of the warehouse is full of stuff. That's embarrassing.

That's a shame. If I'm living on, it's just one island, right? If I'm living on, if I'm, if I'm, First two of them is Puerto Rico and Vieques. That's what I'm saying. I thought there was more than one. Yeah, it's like. Because those people piss me off.

Well, Vieckos are the people that the United States Navy experimented on with the, um. Oh, right. The missiles and the test run. They were using that little island as a target practice. And they were like, it's like Godzilla. There's people there. See, I know, there's not that many people there. It's like three of a moment.

We got to have something to hit. And, you know, give them a couple bucks and we'll test them. Yeah. Yep. Exactly. Was your skull always like that? No, no, no. That's your fault.

It's actually the Navy's fault. How many? Were you born with two fingers? Yeah. Yeah. Ooh. Is that actual, is that actual skin coming from the island? Yes.

Oh, yeah. I mean, that's ugly, right? I mean, seriously, I've not. No, it's funny. It's hilarious. Didn't happen to us? No, it's not funny. It's hilarious.

It's not funny. No, no, it's hilarious. You're right. So if I'm living on the island or islands, I'm pissed. Oh, absolutely. I don't know what you do. I'm out of what you do. And they opened up those warehouses and you saw everybody, the mother was in there grabbing

stuff. Of course. Whether they need it or not now, right? I mean, you're just there. You're telling you need it. whether you need it or now you need it what is it yeah i need that yeah yeah that's my point but those are pads for females yeah i need that i need that i need that yeah identify as a female as of this moment i'm a female so i need those so i could sell them and they

make more money those are other fans yeah i'm a venetian too so speaking of trump did you see and i'm not going to get into i you know don't look at me like oh no here we go we're going to talk politics but i just want to i just want to say, I saw there was footage today of President Trump leaving Davos, and he's walking out, and down behind the barrier is Governor Abbott from the great state of Texas right here. Governor Greg Abbott. And the government is just sitting there. Oh, look at me like that.

That's what he was doing. And when he's behind the barrier, and he's just, you know, President Trump was leaving. He's going to say goodbye to the, you know, see you later, Perez, take care. Hey, Dad, fist bump me. Let's go. and Trump sees him, and he's like, what? Greg, what are you doing? I mean, it was amazing.

And if you, if the Democrats want to know why Donald Trump is going to be reelected this next election, this is exactly why. You're doing so good. Good to see you getting my president. This guy gives him a hug, shakes his hand. I give you a right back. The president of Texas, everybody. There's nobody like them. Are you okay?

I'm doing fabulous. Thank you. And you're doing great too. Do you want to come anywhere? Do you want to go? Anyone get out of there? I'm here for a few more. I'm going to get out of here.

We got more deals today. All the deals that we didn't get. Thank you. Have a good time. Thank you. Congratulations. Bye. I mean, fantastic.

I don't care if that was planned. I don't care if it was orchestrated. It didn't seem like it. I don't care if, however, it was fantastic. And I love how he said we could go anywhere. No, anywhere. Pick anywhere. Get out of it.

I'm sorry, but if the president in that says, he's telling me, pick anywhere, let's go anywhere. Let's go out of here. Okay, bye. Again, Greg Abbott, working for the great state of Texas, he's busy, you got things to do in Davos. Well, you know, Greg. Go with the president.

Press is telling you. Maybe, you know, the president is offering your ride. Maybe you're not spent the state of Texas money on travel, you know, hit your ride back. Wait, what? I'll pay for that. It doesn't matter. Uh, fantastic.

Gives him a hug, tells them to great, what are you doing here? It's like, I mean, Trump is like, like embarrassed. Yes. That Greg Abbott is behind the barrier. Behind the red line. I mean,

it was a barrel. What do you do? No, I'm making a point of it. Look, get out of here. I don't get out of here. Let's go.

No, no, but seriously, let's go. Yeah. I mean, you want to leave with us? Are you?

Are you? Are you? Are you? You're not waiting. You're not waiting. You're not waiting. We're out of here. Let's go.

I got the. I got TSA free flying right here for you, Greg. Let's go. And, uh, I know secret service. Don't, don't look at me.

There's protective words of TSA. If they want Greg Abbott getting on Air Force One, if Greg Abbott does something, you got me. Yeah, it's like the other guy that you talked about. He was just Tony Romo, the football guy. You know what? He's a bad. He's Tony Romo.

We still have to check him. Shut up. If the guy is. If ISIS got to Tony Romo and not to. Thank you. Okay. Tony Romo decides, you know what? I don't want to be with my family now.

I don't want to make $10 million a year broadcasting football. I don't want to relax for six months out of the year and play golf and see my family. I want to blow up playing. You got me. You got me. Okay. I'm sorry.

Put me in jail. There should be a while of people that you know. Okay. Thank you. Just shut up. If you know who they are. 10 people. I think we come up with 10 people, Jeffrey.

10 people. If they come through TSA, you're like, oh, you're good. Go ahead. You're good. That'll be a good list. We should do that list. But the problem is that most of those people aren't going through TSA. True.

True. And Tony Romo's probably not going through TSA either. But, I mean, it was just the commercial for the shoes. Yeah, for sneakers. Yeah. Skechers. Yeah. Just ticked me off because I was like, you're saying to his face.

You know who he is. And you're still being a TSA. They still checked his ticket and driver's license. Come on now. Just stop. And so, I mean, odds are, you're right. A lot of those people on that list aren't going through TSA. And why?

Because they have enough money and know that they don't need to go through your god-awful checklist. Okay. I'll put my slippers on to fly. Oh, okay. Thank you. Now that I have TSA. Do you know how to turn the laptop on that you have in your wall? Yeah, I do.

Okay. The best thing now is since I've pre-checked. Dude. Wave goodbye. Oh, I love it. Except for the Houston airport. Oh, hello. What's wrong?

You have to go. Houston's a big airport, man. Yes. And so, I mean, you got to go a long ways out of your way. Back when I was smoking, I remember being stuck in Houston airport once, and then we had a layover, right? So I'm like, oh, crap. And I'm like, I'll go smoke.

And the guy goes, oh, there's no smoking here. And this wing, you can go down to the eight wings down and go back outside. But you've got to come back through TSA. So, crap. Is it worth it? Yes. It is worth it. At that time, it sure was.

Okay, okay. And what made it even better, though, at that time was, you know, the pain, of course. But as I'm going out again, there was an airport employee that said, because I was like, going back out, I want to smoke and spend some time, I got to layover. and I know I got to go back through TSA and she was like, go in two doors down and you'll get in really fast.

There's just a quick TSA checkpoint there. Giddyup. And so, you know, that made it a little bit easier. Although it was still, you know, eight wings down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it made a little bit. What happened with the precheck?

The precheck is little in the opposite side of the airport. Ooh. So you have to go through that precheck and then walk all through the little. get a golf cart, man. Through the little... Gotta hop on the golf cart. Gotta hop on the golf cart.

I mean, limp, put up the handicapped sticker, do whatever you got to do, man. I want that golf cart stopping. But then they also have that new thing clear. Right, yes. And Stu has it. Of course he does. But I don't feel like it's needed if... If you have pre?

Yeah, because all you're doing is clear just takes you to the front of the line. You still have to get, you know... Go through TSA. Naked. So what that would do is because there are... are times right when that just puts you out of an extra you've gone through an extra security check right because there are times when they can choose you at pre to be checked yes yes so i mean random but there are times it's not random there are times when you know you can do that because i know my nephew who you know

is a flight attendant waitress fly a psychiatrist sky waitress and uh he you know he obviously they you know come and go damn near as they please but there are times when it's like oh yep go ahead I gotta get naked now right all right fine I didn't put any cream on today but go ahead

hello let's go to the break room I need a drink and it's not even Coke zero you know I haven't had a Coke zero I mean well over a week man just ice cold water that's ice cold water that's good

but it's not as refreshing as the coconut as zero sugar I might have to break out of Coke Zero pretty soon again. Have you eaten yet? Back on the wagon, yeah. And how did that go? Went home last night.

I can, my body's like, whoa, hey. Hey, there's what's going on here? There's food in here. And I can feel it working its way through. Oh, that's cool. And I could feel, you know, I could feel there were some, you know, some gas issues last night from the soup,

from the chicken noodle soup that my wife made, which was, Tremendous. So this morning. You started eating liquid? No, it was soup with pasta and meat and stuff. It was good. No burgers yet.

No, not any burgers yet. I had half a sausage. How was that? Tremendous. Okay. With a little pasta. And I had, you know, just regular bread. Because this morning I woke up and I was like, hey, my body was like, hey, there's stuff in here.

I'm still working through it. Because I'm soup and chicken and stuff in here, some noodles and paza. I haven't been in here in a while. so I'm waiting for it to work its way through and so I had a little cream of weed at applesauce or breakfast this is Jeffie's diet plan here and so I'm just kind of sick

because my body is like I can, you know, it's fine, I'm not sick at all but I just want to just kind of want to ride it through because I know that if I had gone with the you know the in and out double cheeseburger with fries and a chocolate shake man could have been an issue.

you know what I'm willing to give that a shot we're in the break room let's get in and out in here let's get in and out of here so as long as we're in the break room we do a little entertainment the other day I talked to you about watching Fall from Grace on Netflix Tyler Perry's Fall from Grace and I see a review here that I'm not alone

I know Chris was like oh it's a great it was wonderful you know it wasn't and more reviews are coming out now on my side that's that good it's a Tyler Perry movie if you go into the mindset that it's a Tyler Perry movie yeah I know but some of the characters were wrong like the guy

that played the husband he was the his character was all wrong I mean was he did he did he get Harvey Weinstein by Tyler I mean is he the cousin are they related

I mean he's just a bit different now Sicily Tyson And what's her face? Felicia Rashad were great. The other characters seemed to fit well. It was just that guy was off. Anyway, it's worth the watch, really predictable. But, you know, it's Tyler Perry.

It was fun to watch. But about three quarters of the way. I almost put it down. I almost put it. I almost was like, ooh, it's too predictable. I've had just about enough. Let's put it down. Just take it out behind the woodshed and finish it.

But I didn't. I didn't. I let it live. I let it live. It made it all the way through. So, you're welcome. Speaking of Netflix,

you see where Ben and Jerry's, I'm not a big Ben and Jerry's fan. I did see this about Ben and Jerry's fan, really. And especially Ben and Jerry themselves. I mean, I'm a fan of ice cream, but even some, most of their ice creams are. It's a weird flavors.

Yeah. What happened to just chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry? Thank you. The Neo, whatever. So, but they created now their new Netflix and Chill ice cream. I know. It's gross. It's peanut butter ice cream with pretzel swirls and pieces of brownie inside.

That's the only part that is good with the brownies. Everything else is gross. This is the year of caramel. Is it? Yeah, we talked about it. Carmel was like broke through with ice cream. Oh, yes. Yes, you're right.

You're right. You did talk about that yet. If you're going to name something, and I haven't heard the phrase Netflix and chill in quite some time. I don't know that people say that what are you going to do this weekend? Netflix and chill, dude. That really hasn't. So you're going to have ice cream?

Oh, yes. But you think that it would be something better than peanut butter with pretzel swirls and brownie. That's what's bothering me, the peanut butter and the pretzels. Yeah. Like when I'm going to chill out and have my boo next to me and I'm watching a Netflix. And you're chilling. And I'm chilling. Then I'm not thinking about pretzels or peanut butter.

Right. I'm talking about chocolate. I'm thinking about vanilla. A little caramel. A little caramel. A little whipped cream. What kind of un-American fruit? Some nuts.

Fruit. Nuts I'll give you. Some nuts. Fruit. Yeah, like strawberries. All right, we're done. A one last entertainment story that caught my eye

that is one of my favorite ongoing stories this year, last year really, from 2019 into 2020. And since I wasn't able to make a chewing the fat segment this morning I'm Pat Unleashed, I'm sorry, I know you were, man, okay, I got enough. I've heard enough of you

for asking me where I was, today, okay? Enough already. I just couldn't make it in. My driver was not going to make it happen this morning to get in that early. I thought you were their pants in that relationship. What's that? I thought you wore their pants in the car was broken.

The car was broken down. I had to call emergency services. Oh, okay. We got, I'd get car shield on the line and we didn't get things fixed up and we got it running again. Thankfully. Woo! Man, just got here in time today.

Hoof, I didn't think I was going to make it. I could have picked your... Yeah, no, it was the phone. Car. Yeah, but you call Car Shield. That was on hold. I got some stuff. So you only have one phone

in the entire household. So anyway, Madonna canceled another show. I mean, why is she even a two? This isn't even a tour. What this is is Madonna travels the country, travels the world and decides once in a while to do a show.

I'm going to talk. We'll do a show. Yeah. So in Lisbon, two and a half hours before showtime. Dude, that's kind of in a close. I just want to send an email to all the fans that had tickets. Yeah, sorry.

Well, this is the intimate sitting, so is she really upsetting anybody? Well, the 20 people. Oh, okay. I mean, Lisbon, there's probably 25. Yeah, I don't even know what it is. Show me in the hand with Lisbon. Lisbon is. What state is that in?

Okay, it's in another country. Oh, so show me in like, I don't know where you can show me up. This is the world. Oh, the other fist. There's the world. Okay, show me in the fist. Yeah. We're here.

Okay. Elizabeth. Oh, so it's across a pond. It's not even like next door. Correct. Oh. But at this point in time, Madonna.

I love you. But stop fooling us, telling us that you're on a tour. You're on a, you're on just a traveling vacation and once in a while you're going to do a show. Really. That's getting old.

Right? That is. getting old. I mean, can the people of Lesbans Sue? I don't know. Do they even have a court system? I don't know, but I'd be pissed. A couple hours before showtime? Dude, two hours? You're already there. I mean, you're already at least going to already. You're at the gate. You're at least preparing for to go to the show. And I'm sorry. But like my tickets are being scanned. So am I still going to get a refund? Boop. We regret to inform you that Madonna is unable to perform this evening. I'm here.

I'm literally parked. They just keep that guy 35 bucks. She pops up on Instagram. Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you again, Lisbon. I had to cancel the night, but I have to listen to my body and rest.

The white pork got me through the rest of the show. See you on Tuesday. Fingers crossed. Oh, so she's still doing a show. She's still boozing. Oh, she's doing boozing. I don't know what that is here. Is that like next door to lesbian?

Yes. Okay. Yes. Yes, that's what it is. Yeah. I mean, then she gets respool. Get well, my queen.

Shut up. Who said that? Who said that? One of her followers. Oh, you idiot. Get well, my queen. We love you forever. Shut up.

There's only one queen of her name is Queen Elizabeth. Thank you. You know, unless you're a Madonna fan. You think Madonna's the queen. Ech. I really pissed her. Now, the more I think about it, the more I'm pissed at Madonna.

Because I like Madonna. But two hours before the show, at least you do as you come out. No, you can't come out. Right? No, you can't come out. What do you mean? you can't come out at all.

You cannot come out. Why not? No, you're already freaking talking about. You're already excusing yourself. No, no. I'm saying before you sent the email, before you sent the email,

before you cancel, you at least, I mean, there's two hours before the show. You go to the, you come out and you come out and you hobble your old ass out. No, at least you go,

at least, if you're going to come out, go to a hospital, and you go like out of the balcony of the hospital and you make the announcement there. But you do not go, you do not go to the venue. You don't go to the venue.

the venue. You don't even look at the venue. The venue no longer exists in your head. I mean, there may have not been another venue in mind anyway. She's just on, she's just traveling the world. I bet she was where in Lisbon want to do a show? Oh, no.

She was not even in Lisbon. She's already in Buchan, whatever it is. She's emailed from the Buchan uh, that's exactly right. Oh, look Wait, we had a lesbian show? Oh, no.

We were supposed to do a lesbian show. What? Oh, no. Tell the captain, oh, Captain say we can't go back? Send an email. Oh, then yeah, we got to go. Send an email. Let me post something here. Sorry.

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So the Florida Department of Transportation is now going to spend hard-earned tax dollars to install suicide prevention barriers on the Skyway Bridge. what is going on and wrong with Florida and America? I mean, as I'm reading the story, in previous years, they've attempted to implement other methods of suicide prevention. For years, area residents have asked officials

to add some sort of barrier to prevent. No, they haven't. No, what I've asked for a ledge so that if you wanted to jump off the skyway, you go up there, you put your wallet in a little locker and you jump. So at least we know who you are. And I've always wanted to have the million dollar idea of the suicide cams on the bridges.

I talked about this before. Because don't look at me like, you want people to kill themselves? No. I don't want people to kill themselves. No. Do I want to enrich myself when they do? Yes. If you were to step on that and then you'd get an alert, you'd have the suicide app on your phone.

Oh, somebody's jumping and it takes you to the San Francisco Bridge. Oh, and you click on it. Live footage right there. And there's the person is. You're ready to jump. You watch them jump. Tell me you wouldn't pay for that.

Come on. I would not pay for that. Yeah, you would. No, that's what I'm saying. Nobody can tell me that they wouldn't pay for that. That's... Because they would. Unethical.

No, but I mean, I'm just saying everyone would pay for the app. No, I wouldn't. That's what I mean. Everyone would pay for the app. No, I'm saying, you can't tell me you wouldn't. You're the only one and you're the only one creating this app, so that's a profit of zero. Plus, then when they jump off the skyway, all the years...

Jeff, nobody wants to see that. Stop talking right now. Okay. When you say nobody, it's not true. It's a lie. Everybody's saying right now yelling at you at their phone, at their Apple Watch, that they do not want to watch somebody jump off a bridge and then pay you. What? Okay.

Not everybody. How much are you going to charge for this? I don't know. Is it a monthly or is it a year substitution? Well, sure, yes, is the answer to that. Sure. I don't know because how much is going to cost. I've got to have the camps put up on the bridges,

on the ledges. And you've got to have the alert system, ready to go. So, you know, when... Is this like an Amber Alert system? Yeah, yeah. So when someone steps on, you know, the Skyway or the San Francisco Bridge

or one of the big bridges, one of the big, you know, Tallahatchee Bay Bridge. That's going to say someone is a thing. Joe McAllister jumped off to the day Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie bridge. What does the alert say when someone steps up on the platform? Possible suicide alert, possible suicide alert.

Okay. Is there a tone? There could be, I guess. Okay. So I'm thinking here $7.99. Oh, that's too much. Really? Yeah.

What am I a crook? What have you trying to do? $4.99 a month. Five, $4.99 a month. Five bucks a month. I can watch anywhere in the United States? If it happens. In the United States alone?

Wherever we have the cams. Okay. Wherever it could be, if the wind blows one off, you're down to one. If we pull up the other one, you're back up to two or three. You know, it's just a depends. You got the skyway. You got the Golden Gate. You got the Dalahatchie.

Okay. So is the camera like... It's right there where they're standing. That's where you get the alerts. So you see the person there and then... It's not a movie. Well, I need to know the angle. Not a movie.

You're not getting a movie. movie for $4.99 a month? Well, you are. You definitely are. It's called Netflix, Hulu. It's called HBO Go. It's called Showtime. It's called Disney Plus. Not for $4.99 a month, my friend. Not for $5 a month. Any of those. Sorry to disappoint you. Give you that. But am I just looking like overhead? Oh, you're pissed me off. No, I just did too know. I'm just saying this is what needs to happen. On top of which, the skyway has been sinking. Everybody knows that. So when it's low tide, people don't even die anymore. I mean, they only die when it's low tide.

I was going to say. So it's been saying, so when it's low tide, they still, they hit the bottom, they hit the bottom. Okay, they hit the ground when they jump in. Yeah, because there's no water. There's less water. Yes. So, but when it's high tide, they're close to show they live.

People have been jumping off that swim. Oh, crap. And they swim out of this. Well, see, now I need a refund. No, you still get the view. It's suicide attempt possible. Oh, okay. I don't, no, you're not getting it.

There's no refunds. Like I said, no one's paid for that. No, no, I bet. That's what I'm saying. Everyone would pay for that. Usually you ask, raise your hand, but you haven't done that because you know that when you say raise your hand,

nobody's going to raise your hand. Well, yeah, raise your hand. I just said everyone would. No one will buy that. Wow. Or subscribe to that. Tired of not being able to see people attempt to kill themselves.

I'm just giving you an ad. Oh, okay, got it, got it. Three, two. The suicide, what we're going to call this? The suicide? Suicide camp, right? The suicide cam,

bridge cam. No, because then you're boxing yourself. Jump cam. Okay, I like that. J-U-M-P, jump camp. Hold up. Jump camp.

Jump. Jump. You, M.P. Hey, thank you for the coming to the meeting today here on sure of the fact. We're trying to come up with a name for the suicide cam. Because suicide can't the SNAT. Suicide camp just doesn't quite have the- Does that sell?

It just doesn't quite have the ring to it. The right punch? Oh, that's a tough one. It doesn't quite have the ring to it, though. You can't, I don't want to leap into just anything. Anyway. Because you got girls doing, you know. So what would jump stand for though?

We got to have, you know, the acronym for them. Jump, yeah, okay. Joy Joy under my feet with a P Jump camp feet with a pH

Jump camp Joy under my feet P-H-E-T Joy under my POV Okay, that's a working title. It's a working title. So sad.

Stop talking about the suicide camp. You know who brought it out? I don't know why you're even bringing it up. Seriously, we get to be talking about, I never even got a chance to talk about Gwenith Paltrow's candle. Oh, did you buy one? It was sold out.

I know. I was so sad that did not buy it. It was 80-something, 484 bucks. Yeah, with tax, after taxes, it was 75 bucks. So I was going to buy it, and I was like, no, I'm not going to buy. Still available. And then I was like, you know what, yeah, I'm going to buy. Sold out.

Plus, I mean. How do we know that's the actual smell? Right. Because we don't know that. And how do we know? Jaded eggs did not work when she launched those and she got sued. And this is adult content right here for chewing the fat. All right, but I'm just saying that every Gwyneth Paltrow candle is supposed to smell like her.

Yes. Okay. Now I've been in areas, you know, I've been in areas where that smell not for, from Guineth Falchro. But just a smell. Has permeated an area. Okay. I don't know that I'd want that to be a candle.

Sarah, there's been a number of numerous amounts of times. What depends who it is, though. It has to be the right person. No, it doesn't. It depends on the smell. No, it's the right person. It has the right smell. If you were the wrong person, then by Felicia.

Wait, what? You know, the whole bye Felicia. Not that I know a Felicia that smells. Oh my gosh. You actually calling someone out? Wow. What's your wife's name again? I did not call a single person out.