Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 285 | Mr. Peanut Dying Theory, Tinder New Panic Button, & Netflix New Rules

Episode Date: January 23, 2020

The news are flowing and Jeffy is here to digest those news. Mr. Peanut is DEAD and Jeffy has a working theory of why he was killed and no it wasn't the Clintons. If you found money, do you return the money? That the big question of the day. Harvey is back in court and things aren't looking good and Hunter Biden missed his deadline so the courts what to chat with him. If you're in Tinder be careful because you'll have a new feature that might hurt or help you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get no frills delivered. Shop the same in-store prices online and enjoy unlimited delivery with PC Express Pass. Get your first year for $2.50 a month. Learn more at pceexpress.ca. And now a Blaze Media podcast. Ben warning you all week here on chewing the fat. And now? What?

Why would I get a... I'm not starting a bit. Sorry, that was all me. The one that you want right now is on top of that one in my mouth's slip. Sorry, sorry. Here, let's start a little over again. Yeah, we'll start all over again. Okay, I apologize for that.

Wow. Sorry. And now, a Blaze Media podcast. We've been warning. Can we start again? Oh, no, what happened? That's a double over my phone. I know.

Okay, I'm sorry. Here we go. One more time. Third time, it's a charm. We need to cut that out, right? And now. Oh, yeah. Definitely we're going to cut that out.

Yes. Yeah, yeah. We're going to cut that out. Absolutely. I mean, I know those of you're listening live, you're getting this, but if you're listening on the podcast. They didn't not know that that happened. Right.

So we shouldn't even talking about it because you'd be like, what the heck. Good point. And now, a Blaze Media podcast. So I've been telling you about it all week. This, uh, the new, uh, Chinese, uh, coronavirus. Seriously sound the alarm now, my friend. Seriously. Major.

I just stop and I'm trying to tell warn people. There must be wind blowing. It's every once in a while you hear this goes the other direction. Major Chinese cities, including Beijing and virus hit Wuhan. And who, I mean, Wuhan used to be such a great destination. The dish I had last night. Banned all large gatherings over the coming Lunar New Year Festival. Oh yeah, they're on vacation right now.

Right. Yes. The announcement today came as authorities expanded travel restrictions imposed on Wuhan to surrounding municipalities, shutting down travel networks and attempting to quarantine about 25 million people. Cases of the virus have been detected around China, including Hong Kong and other countries, including Japan, South Korea, the United States, and States. Thailand. Singapore and Vietnam are the latest to join the list. At least 17 deaths have been confirmed in China with more than 630 people infected. U.S.-bound travelers from Wuhan will be routed to

five airports for screening. I mean, how do you want to be on a plane with these Wuhan travelers? Imagine you and a freaking recycled air, tubed. I mean, just where, like I brought a mask in today. I see it, yeah. Is that the official CTF mask? This is the official, this is the official CTF mask, I'll have it's kind of going to get used to it a little bit. Yeah. But I don't think this would save you on an airplane, right? Absolutely. No, you're freaking small.

You need one of those big masks. I mean, one of the... Can you use the one from the plane when you're about to crash? Was the oxygen mask? Yeah, can you use that? I don't know if that would save you. Maybe. I mean, it would be worth...

Excuse me, I'll take my mask off now. It'll be worth a shot. You know what I would say it. Now, I'm telling you, in other news, China has locked down Wuhan and... Amazing. In other news, China has locked down Wuhan and 25 million people are dead. Oh, my. Oh, no.

I mean, that's what China will do that, right? By the way, one of my friends, she's there and she's been sending me videos. Yeah, I just saw one video from a hospital that was, I mean, they're two and three to a mule going into that place. You're watching like a 28 days later or 28 hours later that movie. You literally watching that kind of scary stuff. I told her that she's not allowed to come back to America. Thank you. Good knowing you. I'll talk to you on the phone, but that's it.

I was like, sweetheart, I love you. I know you're trying to do some missionary stuff over there, but God bless. And I only think I should be reading your text messages. I don't know how this carnivora gets transmitted. You're probably safe. Are you sure? No, but you probably are.

Okay. The World Health Organization plans an emergency meeting on whether to declare a global health emergency. What do you say? We just declare it? Do we need a special meeting? I don't know. I don't know.

Now, according to Guan Yi, a viralologist. I want that title. A bigger outbreak is certain. Now, Guan Yi, the virologist who helped identify the severe acute respiratory syndrome SARS in 2003. There's another one that went off, though, and that's SARS. And then nothing happened, though. No. Like Ebola.

A few people died. Oh, well. So he says the outbreak could be 10 times bigger than the SARS epidemic. Well, the SARS epidemic killed two people. So it's already 10 times bigger. By the way, did you see the new Netflix? SARS killed a lot more than that, Jeff. It was an episode.

Okay, I got it. Did you see the time? This is like perfect timing from Netflix. Did you see the brand new docu series that just came out last night? Just came out last night called Pandemic. Right. It just came out last night. It says,

Meet the Heroes on the Frontlines of the Battle Against Influenza or learn about their efforts to stop the next global outbreak. This is literally Illuminati, Big Brother, New World Order, this is all of them combined. I mean, they all need to take lessons from Lagos,

the airport in Nigeria, because they are prepared for the outbreak. right i mean that's with the Ebola and everything they're ready to look for people and and identify yeah they're prepared to identify people with a sickness that person over there sweating cleared burn him throw him in a hole throw them in the fire in other news right right going through Lagos airport going through Lagos airport man ooh is that person sweating next i'm good i'll go back who's next no doubt Not fine.

You didn't want to travel? No, I'm fine. I'm good. I'm fine. I'm fine. No, excuse me, sir. Ma'am, you're next. You have your papers?

I'll get to the open. Hold on. I didn't even have the... Stop that. Edit it out. I'll get to it. I still have to leave. I've got to get to the punchline.

Dude, it's just a seven-minute joke that needs to know. In other news, the doomsday clock has been moved to 100 seconds before midnight the closest ever yeah and I don't think we're have to be worrying about nuclear war or climate change

the doomsday clock needs to tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick a little bit closer than 100 seconds asking yourself doomsday clock well it's the future of the world is now an extreme danger from multiple intersecting and potentially exist existential threats.

So they moved it closer. I mean, it started at 2.5 minutes to midnight. And now it's been stuck at two minutes to doomsday. And now you're at 100 seconds. So I think we all know. I don't. I'm still, I'm being writing all this stuff down. I still don't get it.

So when is the world supposed to end? 100 seconds from now? When the do? Yes. Yes. Put your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye. Have a nice, just pretend you're flying. Ooh, ooh, is it a bad joke?

Sorry. Sorry. After yesterday, suicide cam, yes. That's a million dollar idea. Don't get me started on that again. Seriously, that's a million dollar idea. And, oh, well, I mean, if we're talking about Doomsday, here's some sad news.

What happened to Puerto Rico? the iguana. We got an iguana count. You want a body count. The world's most iconic ground nut. Mr. Peanut. Yes. This is sad. We lost them. Dead.

Should do a retrospect of on Mr. Peanut. I think that's what we need to do that. I think I need you to stop everything you're doing. We need to do a two minute retrospective and then play on radio for the next week. This has been retroceptu. perspective. Because my understanding of this peanut dying yesterday was there's going to be a big announcement

at the big game. So what are they going to announce? That's going to be Mr. peanut butter? You know what? No. Mrs. Peanut.

It's going to be Mrs. Peter. Or Ms. Peanut. It's going to be non-binary peanut. Yep. Ooh. Them peanut.

We need a hashtag for the big game week. That's what it's going to be. And have what is the big video. It's going to be the LGBT peanut. Yep. Holy cow. It's going to be a non-binary Mr. Peanut. I mean, it wasn't like Mr. Peanut was busy.

Oh, he was. Swinging around. He was. Can you tell? That monocle, that cane and the top hat. Yeah. That literally. Kind of like the Barbie doll.

Pukes. That literally pukes masculinity. That's like white privilege, peanut privilege. That's what it is, though. Dude, I think that's what it is. It's going to be. It's going to be. Holy cow.

It's going to be like Mrs. Monopoly. Remember that? Yep. Mr. Monopolis, well, he didn't die, but. Ground roasted LGBTQ peanut. So what color is going to be the peanut? It's going to be a rainbow peanut? It's going to be, yep.

I think we broke this, Deffy. I believe we have. I think this is right now. Mr. Mr. Peanut headquarters is like, shh. Yep. That's exactly what it is.

That damn show. You heard it here. first. This is just again. That's exactly what it is. This is Harry and Megan. What are you doing? This is just like Harry and Megan again. We're right about this one, Jeffrey.

I'm literally about to put money on this. I'm literally about to put money on this. That's exactly what it is. It's going to be a Mrs. Peanut or a non-binary peanut. I mean, Fox is charging 5.6 million for 30 seconds of airtime during the Super Bowl. I mean, that's spending some cash, right? So, I mean, peanut, the LGBTQ peanut, better be worth it.

And if it's that, if it's what we just said that's going to be a non-binary LGBTQ peanut, is that what you want for a percent of a percent of the population? I don't know.

And when was the research done that said that the LGBTQ non-binary people eat more peanuts? We're pissed at Mr. Peanut. They were pissed at Mr. Peanut. or they eat more peanuts and they need to rebrand their brand. Holy cow. I mean...

This deserves that CTF investigative reporting. It sure does. It sure does. We need to put our person on the street. Did you see that all the brands were like participating? Yes. That was awesome. I love when brands do that.

You know, usually it's Wendy's and McDonald's fighting at that. Social media has actually brought that to the forefront. And that's really good. I mean, that's great. And that's a good thing about it because, you know, you got craft, you got Captain Morgan. All these brands are like partisanship. Like they're real things. And it's a good escape.

And I like the, you know, the Oscar Meyer, Mr. Peanut. Yes. You're gone too soon. You rode the hot dog highways with us in the Nutmobile and we're always there when we needed some nutty advice. You died as you lived, helping friends. when they needed you most forever in our hearts hashtag

RIP Enot I noticed that too the miss a P or the did it on purpose did you think did you see what the porn website said to that tweet

oh no so the porn website what was the hot dog highway mobile what was it was a quote from them the hot dog what oh you wrote the hot dog highways with us, yeah.

The Pornside says, we would like to learn more about this hot dog highway. I mean, well done, well done. Well done. Well done. That's fantastic.

I mean, I can remember producing us. This was years ago. It probably needs to be redone now. The Nutmobile. Was the brand hurting that much? So you're still stuck on the peanut? I am.

I am. I am. Because like, I'm here thinking, we all know peanut. We don't know that is Mr. Pina. We already broken the news. I was ready to move on.

But go ahead. Was the brand hurting that much that we need to rebrand it completely and come up with a possible Mrs. Peanut slash non-binary slash LBGTQIA? I mean, maybe you did, right? I mean, it was what's Mr. Peanut? Planters, right? Plantars, Mr. Peanut. So he's been around for 104 years.

Yes. Rest and peace. When you, thank you. Rest and be, Enot. When you go to the store. Yes. And you go to the peanut shelf Who doesn't stand in front of the peanut shelf?

Oh, come on. Do I want? Do I want? Honey roasted. Yes. Regular roast. A ground or whatever. I get the honey roasted.

My wife dies. Oh. So, yeah, no, no honey in the house. But the peanut is okay. Yeah, the peanut's fine. She's not allergic to nuts. Unbelievable. Yet.

Hold on. Hold that. So the woman that is allergic to 90% of food out there, is that allergic to the most common allergous? Food allergy. That is peanuts. I know. It's amazing.

Dude, that girl. That girl, man. Oh my God. Amazing. That girl. So anyway, when you're standing at the shelf, you're looking at the peanuts, right? And you want, you know, a jar of,

whatever. Yeah. Okay. So you look up at Mr. Peanut Planters is, you know, 20 bucks. I don't know how much they got to know what a jar of planters is. Six bucks. Okay, six bucks.

Great value is $2.99. What are you getting? I'm getting to $2.99. Right? Of course you are. But it's not because I don't like planters, Mr. Peanuts. It's because... You're a racist bastard against Mr. Peanuts.

It's like, damn, Mr. Peanuts. Like, Walmart is literally giving the same... Well, but they're not... It's not the same, though, because they're not... Oh, it is the same. No, it's just a peanut. No, it's the different grade... It's a different grade of peanuts.

There's a different recipe to roasting a peanut and that insult. A different grade of peanut. Sure, they're absolutely. is. What do you mean? There's a different grade of peanuts. Different grade of peanuts. That's what they, oh my.

Are you not familiar? It's just like vegetables. When you get the vegetables in the canned vegetables, uh, there's different grades of canned vegetables. So the, the lower end of the vegetables, those are the ones that are the store brand and the off brand canned

vegetables, but the, uh, the, you put in my leg. No, I'm not. So you tell me right now that there's a hierarchy of peanuts.

Oh yeah. There's a hierarchy of everything. Absolutely. That's what the deal is, yeah. Okay. Are you not? No. Wow.

Plus, you don't want to mess with Big Peanut. Big Peanut, man. Big Peanut is about to make a big mistake right now. I know. Big Peanut is about. We spend enough time on damn Mr. Peanut, but I'm telling you, we are correct on this. They're going to break out some LGBTQ-friendly peanut. And where has she been all this time?

She let her husband die. And by the way, who lets her husband drive off with two dudes? And was that really Wesley Snipes? That's what they said. It does not look like Wesley Snipes. They said it was Matt Walsh too, right? Yeah. Didn't look like Matt Walsh either from the Daily Wire.

Didn't look like him at all. No. Used to work here at the Blaze. Didn't look like him at all. Didn't look like the other Matt Walsh either. All right, well, we have to take some. We have to, we do have to have to have the CTF influencer investigate this. I want some investigating notes on Mr.

peanut and we will have a full we have a little over a week now before Super Bowl Sunday before the release before the release of the peanut commercial during the big game and we're gonna find we're gonna break this come Monday it's Thursday I'm giving you a couple days to get out there and dig deep start banging on

start banging on peanut doors big peanut and let's get this is breaking gotta careful because the point said will come up and ask you can we produce that we talk about more of the banging of the peanut no okay stop all right so there's another story that was just been I mean just agonizing so once again we have a story that we know about because it was brought to the forefront otherwise there's no way you would have known about it right somebody trying to be nice but it's what they're proving is is that they're just dumb

so a Michigan man buys a couch from from goodwill all right don't look at me like I'm telling you don't look at me like this either CTF influencer don't do it so a Michigan man buys a couch

from a thrift store and he gets her home and you can't get comfortable on it and the daughter says well let's just redo the cushions and figure it out see what happened so they open the cushions up and they They start pulling out cash.

$43,000 in cash. Now, had this been, let's pick a person on the planet, me. And I found $43,000 in cash in a sofa cushion from the thrift store. You would not know about it. Why? Because that money would go into the closet. and I would still be used. That couch would be with me forever.

But the cash would be with me as long as it took to me to spend it. But it would, nobody would know about it. How long? No one would know about it. How long do you wait until you start using that cash? You can use it right away. Oh, you will still use it right away. Sure, but that's just like finding drug money,

which it might be drug money, actually. You know what I mean? Well, when I continue the story, you'll see how agonizing this is. But so if it's me, You put the money in the closet, and that's what you're buying groceries with. That's why you're buying the kids' shoes with. You liquidating that first. That's what you're filling your car up with gas, with cash.

You're just using that. And the bank is like, man, this is so weird. He hasn't made a transaction in three days. You still paying the other bills with the bank. I wanted to send someone to his house. Because this guy is the guy that is running transaction left and right tackle bell. You haul. They're going cash now?

Yeah, no, they haven't done anything with their checking account. They haven't overdrawn this thing. in three weeks. So the guy decides, oh, you know. Sorry pisses me off. I don't think he's worth talking about it because like it literally goes against everything we talk about in here.

I know. I mean, I understand the philosophy. I do. No, we're done. No, we're done with being nice, Jeffrey. It's all men's for themselves. I'm sorry. 43,000 think about Jeffie.

Damn it. Right now. Right now. the Jeffie right now that has no gold bladder that has a heart attack event, sorry, sorry, you know, that had a move into a new house

because our tornado hit it. You are the average American right now. You're telling me that you freaking return in that. Not a chance of hell. There's no way. Not a chance. This guy was influenced by someone else. $43,170 found inside this guy's couch.

Unbelievable. That he bought from a thrift store. So he takes it back to the store Loser To seek out the original owner Idiot And tell them about the cash What if that's God blessing you right now

Thank you Seriously what if it's God blessing you right now I've seen you do good You have tithe You have done everything I told you to do Here's a blessing Oh no you just literally spit on God's face right now So he goes back and they

Apparently they go back to this person this lady who who donated the couch who got the couch from her grandfather didn't, who passed away a year ago, she had no idea the money was inside. Again, how is this not God telling you, your child, bless you?

She said, it's completely awesome. Now, the guy checks it out, he realized he said he checked with his attorney and he was under no obligation to return it. Duh. Yeah, of course not. the person who donated the sofa didn't know anything about the money and it doesn't say anything in the story about the lady saying well since i didn't know anything about the money here's half

and that's 10 000 i know i'm sorry lady uh that really ticks me off so this guy goes out of his way to be this good moral i don't know moral is no that's not moral that's not moral that's not but a good person this guy who wants to go against god's blessings thank you thank you go against the blessings of our savior on your life and give them and try to find. Blast them with $43,000. It doesn't say anything. She was so happy that she gave half.

She gave half to the man because she didn't even know it existed before this guy found it. Because you know what she's doing right now? She's literally bathing in that money. Yeah. And you think she's going to tithe? You think she didn't help of the poor?

You think no, she's not. Nope. This, I told you this story pisses me off. Nope. Just no. Just no. you would have never heard this story if $43,170 was found in a sofa that Jeff Fisher bought.

So I've talked about before when we moved into the new house that we're living in now and we're leasing it, that I wouldn't purchase a house in this neighborhood because of the HOA. I mean, it is hardcore, man. I mean, they sent out a, they got, I mean, it's an HOA

it's like they're running a prison man where is this in my neighborhood it didn't seem like they were oh look around oh man oh yeah hardcore interesting yeah hardcore i mean they they made sure i had the you already got a couple of notifications is that what you're getting at no i'm just saying that is we all known about the lady hey i can't walk i can't walk out to my mailbox of my underwear oh i mean come on that's like i think that's a city ordinance that'll do that's like i don't That's a HOA? I don't think that's an HOA. That's a city ordinance.

So a Georgetown family in Texas faces a lawsuit from their HOA because of a play scape they built on their property. Now, when you say, well, they built the kids play thing, you know, it's got the slides and the swings and you climb up on it,

you got the little house on the back and it's big. You see a picture of this big in the back air. It's really big. It's really nice, right? So, and you think, well,

You know, the HOA, the neighbors filed the suit saying that they didn't build without, you know, they built it without proper approval. Shut up. Well, that's what I'm saying. If you're part of the HOA, you got to deal with their rules, right? Now, the parents say, you know, we did get, we did get the okay. So shut up. But the only problem with this is. Oh, no.

You're going to bug me down with facts, aren't you? Is that the reason that the parents are building this giant playscope for the kid is because three-year-old Colton. was told, hey, pick out a place, keep anyone you want, and we'll make it, we'll build it, we'll get it for you because he's got a genetic disorder. That's called Hurler's syndrome. Okay. All right.

So, I mean, the kid is, you know, the parents are doing this because they're trying to live, you know, in the now. They don't know how long the kid is going to live. Okay. And it's a genetic disorder. And I was looking, I'd never heard of Hurler's syndrome, before.

So will you hurl a lot? Yes. Okay. Yeah, except no. It's a disease you're born with that affects metabolism. So it's missing, you're missing an important protein to break down a sugary substance in the body. So it built, so since it's not breaking down, it builds up and causes problems.

It damages the brain, the heart, other organs. And sometimes people notice it at birth. Other times they start showing signs of it between two and eight years old because they have, you know, slower than normal growth, problems hearing, learning and moving. What you just look like? A roly-poly? I get that good checked. Anyway, the, no, not, no.

Don't look at me when you say that. I was just, I was just, I've been tested. Sad news for these people. We're not making fun of hurler syndrome. I've been tested. Because I think I need to get tested. Not that I'm aware of. Maybe this.

organizations to get tested for that. So the life expectancy is like 10 years. After diagnosis, I mean. Do we know how old is Colton? Three. I said, do you not listen to the story? I mean, you're...

So they got... Okay, so they shut up and let this kid get whatever they were. All right. And that's kind of where I'm at, except... Oh, no. You can bug me down.

Give it with more facts. Dude, I can't handle this. All I know is that they were supposed to have large objects like playground must be approved by the subdivisions architecture and design review committee. I want that title. They have them.

I mean, I went down the list of all the stuff that they have to go through in my neighborhood, man. They are all part of it. Yeah, man. Does it pay? And there's a difference. I don't think so. I think just like the head person takes a cut and the rest of them is volunteer, which is why I noticed. And this is just a, it doesn't, I'm not saying anything good or bad about it.

Okay. I just say what I noticed. This is what you noticed. When I saw the list of different entities in the HOA, most of them are run by women. So this is the people who have no life and just want to be a little bitchy to the neighborhood. That want to keep the neighborhood nice. Yeah, a little bitchy to the neighborhood. They want to keep the neighborhood nice.

Elon is a quarter too high. The roster requests a permanent injunction requiring them to remove the play scape or comply with the guidelines, which will be a little swing on a stick for this kid. I mean, the kid is going to probably. die in seven years. Let's talk about this for seven. Okay. Okay. Seriously. For real. For real. Okay. For real. All right. I want to be on the parent's side. Okay. Because if it's my kid, I'm building the playskate. Okay. Let's be clear about that. Oh, yes. If it's my kid, if I'm building the place. If my kid will die in seven years and this is what he wants. Right. No, you have to look.

If he's sick, if he's sick, and the diagnosis is a greater possibility. Yes. Of my child dying in 10 years. Yes. Then any other kid. Yes. I'm building. You're the play. I'm literally going to give him the best 10 years of a kid can have. I don't care. You're going to sue me. No question. All right. Now, that having been said. Okay. So I'm the neighbor. Okay. And I know, you know, I know a little Colton. And everybody should know this about now. They do. Right? They do. Okay. Okay. I know. A little Colton is sick. So you don't know how they get along. Okay. Right. The one neighbor. Because the other neighbors are all kind of okay with it. So there's one neighbor that's been

One next to our neighbors being real dushy. Okay. Pulling, you know, following the rules and making it happen. Or following the, you know, the HOA rules, you know. The head of the- It's possible. It doesn't say in the story, but it probably, it's very possible. Oh, she's trying to get for the year.

Or she's trying to get the lead, yeah. I'm in the one that's protecting this neighborhood. But, so, you know, you don't know the relationship between the parents and this neighbor and the kid. But, you know, you think a little Colton, I know, he's sick and everything. You know, but we still have these rules and you knew the rules when you moved in the neighborhood. Okay, I'll give you that.

This big, you know, play scape, it's towering over the fences, and you can see it, and it's not within the code. It's not within the code. It's an eyesore. And plus, you think to yourself, okay? Now, one argument would be, look, if Colton passes away, heaven forbid, I want, I want, I want, I want Colton to live to be a hundred years old. That's fair. Let's say Colton doesn't make it, right? do the parents tear down that playskate after that they have to no way because that was

colton's yes favorite so you got a kind of see but here as a parent here as a parent I'm recognizing I broke the rule I already said I'm building yes yes I recognize I broke the rule but I did this for my son while he was living I know to enjoy it so as a good neighbor that I we broke the rule, if Coton passes away, God forbid, I have to take it down. Now, maybe you go on vacation, you have it done, come back and it's gone. Yes, you go out, you know, the kids buried. The neighbor will be the first one over there with the hammer tearing it down. I think we're going to be serious.

I don't know. Okay. No, you're right. You go on a vacation. You clear your mind. Yeah. You come back and it's gone. You have these people, hey, we're like this donated and we just don't want to be there.

is to. Yes. But if not that, there's no way that's going down. No, no. No. No. Yes. That's a, that's a shrine to Colton. Yes. But if HOA wants to win brownie points with the neighborhood and it's just a one douche neighbor that's doing this. You say leave it. The H.O.S. you come and say, no, we're going to leave it. You got 10 years. And this will be. 10 years. And this will be for Colton. Now if he passes away, I'm going to tell you guys, it has to come down.

We'll let it. You have 10 years or until the passing of Colton. And we'll let it sit until court either passes away or grows out of it. Right. He's good. So you get special dispensation from on high and it's okay. Because I could be one of those parents that go to the, I don't know, the American Disability Act.

I know. I know. Okay. And I'm with it, but that's the argument, right? You knew the rules when you moved in the neighborhood. You know the rules. I'm a big believer in that. You know the deal.

I get it. I get it. But if I moved in your neighborhood, here's a list of things I got to follow. You have to follow the rules. I know. You're right. Yes.

So I don't know. I'm really torn. I'm really torn. I just feel that this neighbor is so calm down. I'm building it. If Colton is my kid, my kid's got the playskate. All right.

We're fighting with the douchey neighbors. I don't care. My kid wants to play in the backyard with that. He's playing in it. Period. But, but, it's a tough one. It is. It's a tough one.

Plus, now you've set the precedent if you do what we said and say, okay, you know, you get special dispensation on high from the almighty H-O-A. H-O-A lady. And we say, okay, Colton, you know, gets it until 10 years or until he passes away. And, you know, then it has to come down. You know, then we're bulldozing them thing down to the ground. What happens if, you know, Judy and Harry down the street,

little Billy gets sick? It's that case by case. I know there's, and I know you're a big rule follower, but it's that case by case. Well, you don't want to piss off your HOA, do you? So you're a rule follower. Yeah, exactly.

So like, I get it, but this is not, like, not every kid has whatever this is. Hurler syndrome. Exactly. So I feel like,

yes. You follow the rules, but come on, HOA. This makes you look like a dick. Even if it's just one neighbor, it makes you the entire HOA organization look like douches. I know. I know. But we have to follow the rules.

Right. This is not anarchy, baby. Damn it, Jeff, I hate when you do this story. Please subscribe for free to chewing the fat. You know, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. Go to the blaze.com slash podcast. Click on Chewing the Fat. Choose from a plethora of platforms.

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Wait, what? Authentic journalism. Whoa. Mixed with sarcasm and shenanigans of Florida man. current events but no politics. That's what we strive. We try. I do try to get a very little politics

or at least weave it in so it's not the same political pie. Yeah. For example, if I have a video of Greve Abbott with his best friend Donald Trump, awesome. We're going to play that. Love from,

oh, that one was from the fattest podcast. I won that title. The fattest podcast was reviewing that. Jeffie is the fattest. I love you for that. I want that. Love L-O-V from Can't Sleep Again. Love Jeffie.

I can listen to the podcast during the night when I can't sleep. Go back. Go back. Go back. They are a life. I mean, he is a lifesaver because I hardly ever sleep but can quietly listen with my earbuds and do not deserve my hubby.

My favorite podcast because I'm so done with politics at bedtime. No kidding. I'm done with it even way before bedtime. And he's just plain fun. They are just. I re-listen. to weeks weeks worth to get me through the night.

Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Did I read that wrong? Absolutely. I heard you talking about it. Yeah, it was love Chris. Love Jeffrey and Chris. They and they are.

Weird. One of my favorite podcasts from Denison, Swaziland. 20 freaking stars, three exclamation points. Thank you. Love Jeffrey. Thank Chris.

This is an awesome podcast. So entertaining. I'm a U.S. citizen who works and listens from Esoantini Africa. Come on, man. Come on, man. I printed this one because I am so in love

that Africa listens to us. I mean, this podcast keeps me informed on what's going on in my home country. Jeff and Chris. And this show makes me laugh, which I appreciate after long, difficult days with the world. By the way, that was Jeff and Chris

have such a good chemistry together. Some of the words are blurry here. Are they? Yeah, are they? Just can't figure it out. I wish I could. By the way, Mr. Dennis in Swaziland, I hope that you are grabbing all those Africans' phones

and make them subscribe to the podcast. Subscribe. Because I figure that you are a Africa CTF influencer. And as a matter of fact, you're like an ambassador. Ambassador. I'm willing to give an example. You know what? If he emails chewing the fat at the blaze.com,

I'm willing to send him a t-shirt of chewing the fat. Nice. As the ambassador of Swahili. I'll tell you what, if he does that, if he does that. Yeah. I will throw in an autographed chewing the fat. Come on, man. Masked.

No way. That he could wear to save himself from the who-hand virus. Okay. Dennis and Swat. I have a mask in my hand right now. That is his. It's his. The one that I wore.

Actually weren't. on the show. Oh, you might have gold bladder issues and a heart of any issue, but fine. No, that's not. You can't,

you can only catch the Wuhan stuff. Oh, okay, okay, okay. So Dennis and Swahiland Chewendo fat at theblaze.com, email us. It's all your thing. You're the ambassador. Of Africa.

A continent. Come on, man. CTF influencer. You got to do it, bro. So I see, you know what ticks me out about this? So last night, so last night I see,

this story about Coca-Cola revealing a new ice cream inspired soda. And I think, all right, cool. It's a vanilla float Coca-Cola. Come on, man. It sounds good. Olive floats. I mean, it looks good, too. Oh, there's pictures.

Coca-Cola vanilla float flavor. I mean, it looks good. So I'm like, okay, I'm going to give it a shot, except it's not available in the United States. And so I'm angry. And I'm thinking, what? And I'm like, why don't they? They don't release in the U.S.

What are they doing? That ticks me off. We rate too. We're America. This is where this Coca-Cola was founded. What are you doing? And then I think to myself, those bastards, it's just a ploy.

It's just a ploy to get me to want it. Oh, to get you to want it. Because it's in a couple of countries now. It's going to hit the shelves in Hong Kong. Oh, I don't think they're going to do that anymore. It's in, it's in, oh, yeah, never mind. that might be canceled. Never mind.

That release might not happen. That's a good point. So it was released in Japan. It was supposed to be released in Hong Kong. That may be canceled. And then, who knows? It's coming to the U.S. It's going to trickle.

It'll trickle down. All that is is making the U.S. It's hyping you up. Hiping you up. Yeah. That ticks me off. Maybe by the big game, they'll have an ad for it.

Yes. That's what it is. Just making me want it. Hugh? Oh, that ticks me off. When can I get it? Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. There's always so much stuff that we don't get to on the, what do we call the first part of it?

Just the radio podcast? Yeah, yeah. So this right now is you are subscribers listening to this. This is the extra content for those people that subscribe. We thank you. And this is what you get paid. And you know what? You're not freeloaders.

No, they're the oldies. subscribers. The OGs. The influencers. And now we're, I mean, we're tagging people possible ambassadors. If you want an ambassadorship, I mean. You got to be like Dennis and Swaziland. I mean, I'm taking bribes right now to be an ambassador. Absolutely. Absolutely.

Like any other country in the world. You want to be an ambassador to this country. Just like Joe Biden. Thank you. Hello. I need some cash. Yeah. Or more subscribers. We'll take either or. Because more subscribers gets you more cash. It does?

Yes. How does that work? I got to figure out how that works. Maybe I don't get those cash. Maybe you're doing it wrong. Do you want to? I know I'm doing it wrong, my friend. I know I'm doing it wrong.

Do you want a one time cash or you want a stream of cash? What are you trying to get me in on the multi-level marketing plan? No, no, no. Chewing the fat? No, no. If you get it now, then you want to go. What we want to do is the object is to get 20 influencers under you. Yes.

And then they get influencers. And then they get influencers. It's a trickle up campaign. It's a trickle up, yes. It's a bottom top side-by-side-by-side-level marketing doing the fat campaign. I love it. Actually, I do.

I see where Harvey Weinstein. The jury is set. We're ready to go. Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty. There's no question. He's all right. I mean, he's already guilty, right? He's trying with that Walker, though.

The opening statements in the trial concluded yesterday, with a blast from the defense team about the jury poisoned by the prosecutors. They described Weinstein as a predatory monster, and they posted pictures of President Bill Clinton with Harvey, which is really kind of bull, and his lawyers are right. Yeah, like, we're not talking about Jeffrey Epstein here. We're talking about Harvey Weinstein. Right, and their argument was to show President Bill Clinton in a sex crimes case

to be put up on the screen, Clinton has nothing to do with this case. It's 100% of it. No, because, oh, by, Obama's daughter worked for Weinstein. Did they picture that? She did? Yeah. She was an intern for Harvey.

Oh, hello. Yeah. Oh, funny how that happened, huh? Nobody that just, oh, we never mind that. It's okay. There was no charges. I mean, maybe Barack was doing what of Jeff Fisher plan. Oh, that is a good plan, Jeff Fisher plan.

It didn't seem to work out, though. No, no, Barack's got the Netflix deal. And he's got his own production company now, so maybe it did. You're right. Maybe it did. Which one was Amelia or Michaela? Yes. So anyway, the trial's going to start.

And Harvey's still a little wind-up. They're trying to remind the jury that, look, the guy with the Walker is not the guy that was breaking down doors or accused of breaking down doors and, you know, trying to have inappropriate relations with women. See, that's the thing. What's it inappropriate? Well Harvey said that all I heard was yes.

It was all consensual. That's Harvey's plan. There you go. So does you hear yes? I heard yes. Hey, do you like this? Yes. Okay.

Watch me go shower. We're good. No, no, but I said yes to the soup. Not you to shower. Yeah, now we're good. So I see where Netflix also has a new way. They're going to up their numbers on who views their shows. All right.

They've got a new plan. All right. So on who watched their shows. They're streaming service, okay? So if I watch a show, whatever show it is, and it could be a show with multiple episodes. Okay. All right.

So if I tune into The Office. Okay. We use that. The Office. And I watch. Afterlife. I feel like you did not like the office. So let's change it to afterlife.

So we're watching Afterlife. Okay. Yeah. So if I watch at least two minutes of the first show, I watch the series. So Netflix gives the series the watch for their numbers. That's not good. I know.

Their numbers are huge. You're playing with the algorithms to favor. Correct. That's not good because I could watch the first two minutes. For example, The Witcher, I literally try to watch that show. Well, and that, and they talk about that as the witcher's opening scene. Yeah. Is like two minutes and 15, two minutes and 30 seconds.

And after that, it's horrible. So if you watch that and decide no way, you watch the series. No. On Netflix. Yes. That's not good because it sucks after that. I'm just saying that's what their deal is. That's their new metrics.

Have you tried to get into the Witcher? No, I can't. Dude, it is, in order for you to watch this? I didn't even give them the two minutes. Okay. In order for you to watch the witcher, you have to watch it out of order. And there's a map on the Netflix,

Instagram, on how to watch the show effectively, if you want to make it sense. And they're calling it that is the best show since Game of Thrones. And I'm like, bro, calm down there. No. Calm down there. But that is playing with the algorithms and I do not like it.

As a production company, I'm pissed at that. and I'm making Netflix. Because that's another thing, too. Netflix doesn't give reports. Well, they're going to start. This is part of their starting. So now they didn't want to give reports. So that's the problem.

Right there. Yeah, they're going to start reporting. So they wanted to switch the algorithm a little bit to how it reported. Don't worry about it. Yeah, people watching your show. Not really. Right.

But here, down to the bottom, they talk about the given number of a big difference. So they say that the metric is about 35% higher. on average than the prior metric. So a 45-minute member households, 45 million households chose to watch our planet. Okay, so 45 million households watched our planet. Under the new metric versus, oh, I got you.

Okay, so they say now 45 million watched our planet. Okay, with the new metric. With a new metric. The old metric, 33 million. That's a big difference. Huge difference. Now, they're not dealing with advertisers, so I wonder why they're changing. They just want the metrics, so they want the shows to get better ratings.

And this could also be a stock market kind of like, because they did, when they released their quarterly plans, the stock did go up. So I'm wondering if that was included on their quarterly. I think it was. Okay. I think that's why this came from was the last report. Okay. You're playing dangerous games there, Netflix. Now, I hope they're only doing this to show production companies,

hey, your shows are being watched, blah, blah, blah, blah. Because that also makes me think, are they going after advertisers? Because that's what we do here. You know, we pull numbers from shows. And Netflix is a perfect example of product placement shows. Absolutely. Absolutely. You could make a ton.

Stranger things. It was all Pepsi. And did they make any money from that? Yes. Was that a deal for them? I mean, I don't remember reading about it. So, it was Coca-Cola because we got the, we got this limited edition. But was, I realize, you know, obviously Coca-Cola, but I wonder if Netflix got a kick of that.

Oh, I don't know. That I don't know. That I don't know. But, you know, that scares me. Seeing them release that because it could go both way. You could go, this is to show production company. or this is to show, you know, I don't know, relief factors say, hey, look, listen, I don't want to, I don't want to end this story with a quote from our financial advisor, but I will. Okay, go for it.

These are dangerous games you're playing Netflix. Okay, so. I was about to cut you off. No, no, no, I got another story. Oh, good. Good. All stories are important in this show. Because, I mean, if this store is important, why have people been listening for the last 43 minutes?

So no, don't cut me off. This is another important story. Okay. Are you happy with that? Yes, I know. Okay. Wow. Tinder, this is good news for Tinder users, all right?

Are now gonna have a panic button on the dating app. So is because of the carnivora? Wait. The carnivora virus? Is that what's happening now? So that, so this is like a, mask to the Tinder app. All right.

So if you find yourself on a date, then you want a panic button. Yeah, you want the carnivora. Yeah, the carnivore. You want the panic button, right? So apparently this is going to let the users access the tool. And if some guy is touching your knee that you don't want them to touch your knee, you hit the panic button.

What tool are they're accessing? I don't know. It's some, it's called the, from the company called noon light. Uh, triggers an alarm and then connects with them. So the services emergency responders.

Wait, officials. This is like the Noolite 911 line. Oh, that's a show I watch. So it's just like the new rape whistle? That is a good show. Doolite 911. Yeah. I like that a lot.

Imagine those dates gone wrong, all the stories. And holy cow. Don't even get me started. No, we're not going to talk about that. No, we're not with that. Holy cow. Let's give it one more, one more week. One more week, Jeff Fisher.

Just no. one more week. 911 Lone Star. That second episode? Oof. So you got to it? You got to it? The whole thing.

So I'm not going to give you the full review. We're going to wait for the third episode to drop and see if they get it. We have to, Jeffrey. This is not an experiment. For work. Yes, it's experiment. For work. So anyway, do you need a panic button on Tinder?

Absolutely. You do? Yeah, man. the freaking me too world. This is Tinder. This is Tinder covering their butts, though. Yeah, that's what it is. Because if you're on Tim,

but the thing is, is if you're on Tinder, I mean, you're on Tinder to take care of some business. Oh, well, yes, yes, you are. So there's no really, right. Eyes wiped right on you, baby. Yeah, you did.

Come on in. Ooh. My little T-ho. Oh, what? Slapped their ass. Don't touch me. How dare you? That's not happening on Tinder.

What? Don't touch me. How dare you? Oh, that's why you're on Tinder. Absolutely now. If you're on Tinder, if you've been swiped right on Tinder, that means. You're expecting that ass. Yes.

Yes. I'm sorry? That ass tap. That tapping of the ass. I feel like this is way too of adult conversation. So. That is. What was?

They said they were. Let's see what their earplugs? Oh, okay, yeah. So if you listen with Aplugs continue, if you're not, unless you get the earbuds in. Because I feel like you're on tender. My golly,

you're not a Christian mingle. You're not at MASH.com. Thank you. If I'm on Christian Mingle, maybe I do need a panic button. Yes, because I'm expecting that other person. In Kristen Mingle, I'm expected to go out and read a Bible verse,

say a prayer. No. I don't. I'm sorry. You know, have a little coffee or tea shop. I hate you right now. Why? No.

That's what, that's what it is. Just because you're in Christian Mingo, doesn't mean you're going to go have prayer time and small group. Absolutely. That's what it is. No, yes, that's what it is.

Okay, fine. Oh, swipe right. Oh, great. Is it prayer night or just group night? I mean, that's what it's for. But if I'm swiping right on Tinder, like, Monday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Friday's Tinder. Okay.

Tuesday, Thursday's Christian Mingle. Okay. Oh, I'll give you that. Yeah. What about Fridays? So Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Oh, Monday Wednesday and Friday. I'm done on Tinder.

Okay. So let's say I'm looking for someone to swipe right on me. Okay. If someone swipes right on me, the only Christian mingle I'm looking for is me hollering, oh God. Oh. God. I mean, that's Tinder Christian mingle right there.

Oh, yeah. You swiped right on me. Oh, babe. Amen. No, but you're right, though. You're right, though. If you're on Tinder, you're expecting that ads to be tapped. Absolutely.

You're literally expecting that. Agreed. You don't need a... But we're in the Me Too World. Company is scared to be held liable for whatever match they did. It shouldn't be. But I feel this is a waste of Tinder's time now. Because now, how many tapings are you going to have now?

So let's say last month you had 33,000 tapping. You didn't they're going to tap now? I'm not tapping. I'm not tapping. Because now you... And how many, what constitutes a false panic? Well, according to the report, Noonlight calls you and texts you.

Everything okay? Exactly. So it's like they're simply safe. So we go now. Okay. Okay, so you're good. So you're good. 911, noodlight.

We have to do that show. We have to. But seriously, how many, how many people now that you would have tapped are no longer you tap in this month because they have an excuse to press that panic button? All right. Now I'm ticked it to there. Think about it, though. You would, you could have tapped that girl before.

Okay. You could have hit that girl before. Oh, you could have befriended that girl before. Thank you. And now you can't because she has an exit. So who are you working for? Are you working for the tap? Well, you don't know, right?

I'm confused now. You don't know. If I swipe right on you. Okay. Does it come up? She pushed the panic button five times last month. Be careful. I expect that, though.

That's being fully transparent. That is being transparent. That is being transparent. She five minutes into the... And why does it have to be a she? Why do we... That's just us said. Because females are weak.

And they can't handle themselves, right? that's what society has told us society has told us so that they can't handle themselves so when this panic was not for dudes but the panic button is available to all Tinder users we don't know that do you know that for a fact no I do not sorry

it better be though damn and I better be able to hit that panic button