Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 286 | Fat Pile Friday - Clinton Body Count EDITION

Episode Date: January 24, 2020

Oregon State University will start to offer free female hygiene products in restroom no matter the gender of the restroom. Jeffy talks about this and the statement made by Associated Students of Oregon State University (ASOSU) Queer Affairs Coordinator Julian Chu. Is this something universities should be focusing on? The Clinton Body Count gets another add in California and Jeffy doesn't agree with Kris Cruz. Tulsi is suing Hillary Clinton and in the court papers it talks about Tulsi not being suicidal... What is that all about? The Oscars released the names of the people that will perform during the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get no frills delivered. Shop the same in-store prices online and enjoy unlimited delivery with PC Express Pass. Get your first year for $2.50 a month. Learn more at pceexpress.ca. And now a Blaze Media podcast. Okay. Coca-Cola's zero sugar. It's been almost two weeks.

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I gotta do the opening story We're recording that So congratulations are in order To Oregon State University They are going to put feminine Hygiene products in men's restrooms because not all students who menstruate are female. Starting this, no, no, sit down, sit down, sit down.

Starting this winter term, they're going to begin placing free, free feminine hygiene products. According to Julian Chu, according to Julian Chu, the queer affairs coordinator, for the school's student association, not all students who menstruate are female. You talk about wokeness, brach. Julian Chu, we're adding these resources to all bathrooms because as not all students who menstruate

are female identified. No, wait, wait, don't cut me off. Not all students who menstruate are female identified. So woke, baby. And it's inspired. So some may identify as the LGBTQIA plus male, other, etc. Those students may not be comfortable entering a specific bathroom if we provided these resources only in a specific bathroom

and would exclude them from receiving these resources. She's referencing transgender men who identify as male but are biologically female. I thought that was not possible. I thought it was not possible to be biological anything. If I identify as a male, then I'm a man, but, you know, biologically, I'm still a female. I still get my period, but I'm identifying as a man.

Chew also argues that the new initiative will help accommodate students who may not be able to afford feminine hygiene products. Still being able to go to college, though, at Oregon State University, though, aren't they? Please clap. Oh, that is. Whoa, wait, what the hell was that? Seriously, what was that? That's Jeff Bush asking for please clapping.

Why? Because I guess haven't clapped for all the other wokeness that they're talking about. You know, that killed Jeff Bush, and I see where Buttigieg did that the other day, too. He did. I realize what they're doing,

and I realize what he was doing and what Pete was doing, but that's a death knell, man. It is. The please clap movement. You never ask the audience to clap or look alive or anything. Just roll with it, man. Just wait for the next punchline.

You tell me that the entire campaign speech is held on that clapping? Come on, bro, you've got to have more clapping moments. So the school currently, back to Oregon State University, the school currently has at least 207 gender-inclusive restrooms in 75 buildings on campus. The first buildings to showcase the free feminine hygiene products and waste bins in its restrooms will be the Memorial Union and Student Experience Center. eventually all other buildings will follow suit. Hey, this is good,

argue Student Association Vice President Kylie Boe-N-I-S-C-H. That's a good last name. Who said access to the products is not a privilege. It's a right. Oh, no, it's not. No, it's not. So I expect shaving cream and shavers. Rachel Josephson, Student Association President,

suggested that the initiative helps shape a future that the world needs. Providing these services to all genders is absolutely necessary in serving the needs of the student body and also to shape an inclusive future students want to see. You know what the world needs, Jeffrey? A draft. A World War draft. The installation of new products and dispensers will cost

the Memorial Union and Student Experience Center around $2,000. Those are just the dispensers, my friends. They're not talking about the refilling. Oh, no, that's just the boxes to put the crap in. The boxes to hold and dispense. For free, though. So there's no way that

that 25 cents... That's not the product. Yeah. The product you're still getting for free. And when that's empty, someone's going to replace it. And chew the queer affairs coordinator. That's how title I want.

I want that title. Added that the end goal is to have dispensers available in every campus building. Amen. And have the school paying for all student menstrual products. I'm literally inspired to go to Oregon College. Oregon State. Oregon State.

University. I am so inspired. Oh, man. I got goosebumps. Look, look at my goosebumps. Like every hair sticking up. If you're watching live on Blaze TV or the Blaze Podcast Network, Chris, hold your arm up to the camera.

If you're listening and watching live, you can see the goosebumps right there. Hair. Hair's sticking up. Ooh, I didn't see the hairs. Zoom in. Hair's sticking up. And be like an idiot, just raised you

all over the cross room, you can't even see it. I could have just said I raised my hand and no one would ever notice. No one would because you're out of cameras live. That's what I'm saying. None of the camera works. Here, I want to talk to us about goosebumps that you just received 8 at 8 at 8.

9-00-33-993. That, we are monitoring the lines, yes. We are monitoring the lines. So if you got goosebumps too, though, you can email us at Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. Or, you know, follow me on Twitter at Jeff Eiffy J-Fr. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. Why do you do that?

And I hear that, all I think of is the Alex, Eleg Baldwin calls. No, no calls. No calls. No calls. No calls. Is there a number anyone who can call? Yeah, it's right in front of you.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Like Baldwin here. Talking the big stories. It is Sean Hannity. A Scientologist. That's so bad. Holy cow.

Any calls? Let me check. No, no calls. No, nothing yet. Nothing yet. Anyone call your mother? Yeah, let's get her out of the line. Let's get her out of the line.

Alex Baldwin here. Talk on the big stories. Oh, I'm so sorry. That's interesting. You're welcome. Hey, it's Friday. It's Friday. You started with a freaking very heavy story.

Oh, I was just congratulating Oregon State University. That's a heavy story. What? But that's a very heavy story. No, it's just a light bleed. I mean, Reed. Jeffrey. I said the other thing in your ear.

What's that? I said it in your ear and he said. You didn't say that. No, you did not say that. I said heavy flow. Like a period. I made it funnier. You did?

Because that's what I do here. That's interesting. Is there a number of anybody here? It's right in front of you. Oh, I'm so sorry. I like Baldwin. What a douche. How did a douche.

So, hey, speaking to doches. Hunterbite. Well, that's a big one. You know him, you love him. Hey. You know him you love him. He's the father, though. Well.

Oh, oh. No. No. He is still, you know, he is the father. The 10 month, well, he's 16-month-old child now, yeah. From the stripper. So, four. How dare you?

So is that what you guys call a bastard child? Yeah. So that's a bastard child? Yeah. So Joe's got the bastard grandchild, yeah. I wouldn't see that on Trump's 2020. So a judge. Bastard grandfather.

Hey, how's your bastard grandson? Oh good. Dude, you tell me that the Trump supports. Did you tell me that the Trump reports, I'm not going to love that? He comes down to rally. Fantastic. It says not even that bastard grandson will even see his grandfather.

Instead, I'm going to vote for him. That's fantastic. Trump, he can't vote. He's 16 months. So the judge in Arkansas presiding over the paternity case has ordered Hunter to show up. He's got to appear. Oh. That's next week, January 29th, my birthday, by the way.

Oh, happy birthday. Thank you. 142. Nice. I know. So he want to explain the state of his first. finances because he missed the deadline to hand over all his records. Yes.

I remember that. Yes. Yes. And so the original judge, which I find kind of interesting, buried in the story, it talks about the original judge, this judge, Don McSpadden. He recused himself. Oh? I'm out.

Well, he doesn't. There was no, there was, I'm out. Do you really want to be the judge? He's the one that ordered Biden to hand over all his records. and then, you know what? I'm out. Well, think about, Jeffrey, do you want to be that judge that is forcing the former vice person and son to not only appear in court, but to appear in court and show his financials? Show the financials.

And they say that it's going to be private. Okay. Okay. I'm just saying. That's what they say. Call Chalupa. Ha! Carbarisma.

That's what they say. Now, she's been seeking the former, the mother of the child. Yeah, the stripper. The mother of the child. The stripper, yes. She's been seeing 11,000 from Biden to defray the cost of opportunity case. Just pay that. Right.

Why isn't he just paying the money? I'm sorry, but you could have taken a very simple page out of Donald Trump's book. Pay the money. Pay the stripper to shut up. Pay the stripper. Literally. It's not pay the stripper to shut up. Here's somebody for my kid.

No, no, no, no. See, now you're getting too involved now. You getting too involved. You pay the stripper to shut up. You literally, have you not seen any TV show? Any movie has this. Any movie goes over on how to treat the stripper that is trying to blackmail you. Here's the money, get out.

Come on. The end of the show. Roll credits. Sopranos. Roll credits, it's over. SVU. And then, and then you just, you know, maybe after a couple of years, the mother... Yeah, you throw a little bit more.

Slips and falls. Oh, I mean, yes, throw a little bit more. Or slips and falls. She's at the Hudson River frozen like a popsicle. Right. That's part two. Speaking of... It's part two of the movie.

That's the second act. Speaking of slips and falls. Oh, no. Who slipped themselves? Was it Bill Cosby? No. Oh, okay. I don't know.

You see where Tulsi Gatsy. is suing Hillary Clinton. Yes. Which is great. Good for her. 50 million or whatever. She's never going to see any money. It's just a matter of telling Hillary.

Shut up. And it's getting her name out. I'm not a traitor. I'm not this. I love America. Right. But she has nothing. She doesn't qualify for anything.

But in part of the suit. Yes. And part of the suit, it talks about, five, it talks about Tulsi Gabbard is a natural person who is a citizen. And domicillary. Domiciliary? Domicillary? of the state of Hawaii

lives in the state of Hawaii resides. Doesn't say that though how do you say that? Give me the computer of that don't roll your eyes spell it. Domiciliary of the state of Hawaii domiciliary

Domiciliary who's a citizen and domiciliary of the state I don't need I don't need Chew from Oregon State University and her diversity campaign giving me different pronunciations.

I'm just... Domiciliary. I got it. Don't talk down to me. Now the computer's talking down to me? I'll say it by it. But the best part of this right here is she has never experienced, does not currently experience, or does not expect to experience thoughts of suicide.

Is that because... Fantastic. Epstein didn't kill himself? Well, that and the Clinton... The Clinton death list, right? Yeah. Clinton body count. That's really funny.

Which, by the way, did you see there's a new body to the Clinton body count? Which one now? Did I miss one? The spouse of the Google whistleblower. Did you see that he blames the Clinton? Wait, what? Oh, we need to go, yes. I'm going to send you this story.

Stand by Jeff Fisher. I'm seeing you the email. All right, while I'm waiting for that to come through, just know that I am so. looking forward to the Jis Lane, as long as we're on the Epstein suicide watch and the Clinton body count.

Jis Lane, Jeffrey Epstein's main girl, right? Who's been in hiding in parentheses. She had her emails hacked. Oh no. I want, the world wants to see these emails. We want to see all the emails.

So, right? Because one of those emails came from Andrew, Prince Andrew. Right. saying I want I'm paraphrasing of course I'm sorry I'm paraphrasing here I need you to clear my name of all this that email was sent

paraphrasing of course but I want to see all that well I want every we have to see we have to see every one of those emails man okay so this is the guy that Glenn talked to this

Dr. Epstein Dr. Epstein now he's a senior research psychologist at the American Institute for Behavioral Research and Technology. And when Glenn talked to him, he talked about his testimony about the Google search engines and they're leaning toward the Clintons and driving people to people to, to where they wanted them to go, right? And he had done all these tests,

about the algorithm that, you know, drove voters to Hillary and so on. So in December, just a month ago, he announced that his wife was killed when her car spun out of control in inclement weather in California. The Highway Patrol, well, I know, the Highway Patrol said,

She lost control of her Ford Ranger in the rain. And Karinaned into oncoming traffic. Ooh. Just terrible. Yeah, it was sad. It was really tragic. According to his post, Dr. Epstein said,

hashtag Misty's, and he doesn't know how hashtags were. Stop it. Move on. Misty's awesome Ford Ranger. Stop it. Move on. Words never.

Move on, Fisher. See, this is a problem. People like you focus on the wrong situation. I'm not following. I'm just telling you what happened. He added another body to his body count. And you're trying to focus. His. His.

There's. There's. Whatever. I'm just saying that in his tweet. Yes, he made a mistake. At Dr. R. Epstein.

He made mistakes. Mistakes were made. I'll give you that. Mistakes were made. All right. But you're bearing the freaking lead in here, bro. I can't get past it's the beginning of the tweet. hashtag misty

apostrophe s that's not the way the hashtag works it's called move on and then it says awesome Ford Ranger again move on words never written or spoken before ever in the history of man that's how you know that except for maybe by Ford awesome Ford Ranger

maybe it wasn't awesome Ford Ranger you know what you're right you're right who are you to judge was was broadsided by a freight liner semi towing two loads of Cement. Think about it.

I had my ear to her heart for most of the last 100 minutes of her life. I heard her take her last breath, and I heard the last breath of her heart, or the last beat of her heart. Mind is broken. So sad. Dude. It's, I thought you saw this.

I really thought you saw this. Because this is like, as soon as this came out, I put hashtag Clinton body count. We all knew that. As soon as the Daily Mail came up with this report, the first thing I said, I don't know why she died. I know what she died.

And to hopefully try to save his own life, he then tweeted, and no, I don't think Google or Hillary had anything to do with Misty's death. But for you conspiracy theorists out there, there's a recent article about Misty's accident for one of the world's largest tabloid newspapers. And he gives a daily mail link. Or did you Why aren't you not reading this tweet By the way

Although losing Misty Is devastating for me There will never be another Misty in my life After all I'm still not suicidal Hear that Google Hear that Hillary Why didn't you read that tweet

See once again You're burying the story That I want you to cover Again This goes with a stupid 60 minute report of Epstein's crap, you go the other way

I'm literally handing you a Clinton body counts in a golden platter not even silver platter golden platter and you decide to skip

two very important tweets seriously who are you when they remove your gold blatter Did they also remove your, your, right thinking, your, like your sense of, I don't even know the word. I'm so upset at you right now. I'm speechless. How dare you not question everything with boldness?

So according to Dr. Epstein, uh, after he briefed a group of state AGs, about Google's power to rig elections. And can I just, can we just back up for just a second, please? Yeah, yeah. This is another tweet from Dr. Robert Epstein. Okay. And this is the tweet last year, comma,

after I briefed a group of state AGs about hashtag Google's move on, baby. Aposophy. Yes, it doesn't know how the hashtag works. And why doesn't he use an apostrophe? Power to rig elections. One of them said,

I think you're going to die in an accident in a few months. Well, I mean, he didn't. Keep reading. Yeah, a few months later, his beautiful wife did. Keep reading. The Google said, the AG said, I think you're going to die. They thought he was in the car too. Hasn't your wife been driving around for the last week?

You know, I'm just making the argument for Google. Are you? Oh my God. They got to me. Google got to you. They got to me. Big search engine. Search engine.

You know what? You know what my nickname is now? What? Alphabet. And let me tell you, this Coca-Cola zero sugar that I'm going through today is awesome. I'm going to try to kick the soda habit. Don't look at me like that. I'm going to try to give them up.

you're going to do that when Coca-Cola is doing a subscription base. Yeah, they're already sold out those. Yes, but round two comes up in the next two weeks. Plus, I've got to try the vanilla float Coke, right? Yeah.

We've got to try that. But the Coca-Cola's zero sure. I'm talking about the trial runs, the test. I'm talking about day-to-day, you know, a dozen Coke-Zeros every day. Which is why Coca-Cola said, wait, there's people like Jeffrey that spend gossiping gossip money. How about we do a subscription base Coca-Cola run?

Oh, we sold out? Okay, we're going to do another one in two weeks. Of course. That actually worked, Bill. Oh, I told you it would. It's dumb. So you're not going to try for it? I didn't say that.

I'm just saying that my Coca-Cola Zero Sugar, the last one, by the way. The last... Coca-Cola Zero Sugar in my little refrigerator here at work. I thought today I was like, dude, You kicking the habit on a Friday? It's the last one in my refrigerator here at the studios.

What about home? I think I'm down to maybe one or two. Oh, so this weekend is it? Yeah. Are you kicking it this weekend? I think I am. Ooh, Fisher. Because I haven't had any in...

How does it taste? Does it stay different? Over a week, I had anything were seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, 11 or 12 days. Oh, look at you. You can count. Very cute.

Maybe 18 days. How does it taste? Does it taste different? No, it tastes good. Yeah. Was ice been sitting in that refrigerator? Oh, that and, oh, the little one? For those 12 days.

That's so, oh, so good. Now, I know we should not be talking about this because you have crap to talk about. What about those cigarettes? Long gone. Are you missing those? No. No? No, I'm not smoking.

No, I know you're not. I know you're not smoking, but like you went through another surgery that's stressful. I know. And, you know, no, you know what? No, no, I'm good. Oh, good. I felt good about it. Good.

In fact, I've downed to my last nicotine gums. And I was thinking, you know. Who are you? And what have you done with our Jeffie? So you're kicking. I'm thinking about it. Oh, that one you're thinking about it. Both of them, I'm thinking about it.

Oh, okay. Then they're reminding. I'm thinking about it. Oh, they'll see you on Monday. See a Monday with three coax to put in the fridge and then some nicotine gum. Remember this is subscribe to chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. That's right, subscribe to this podcast. If you're listening and you're not a subscriber, you're a loser.

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Done. Thank you. So I'm reading that the CDC, they not only take care of people with, you know, from Wuhan, China, and the rest of it. They also released its findings on their latest study on physical activity.

Physical activities across the U.S. It combined data. Like exercising? Yeah. Oh, okay. From 2015 through 2018. Now, it was based on telephone interviews. conducted by both federal and state health officials.

So. Have you ever participated in a survey? I don't get called for this. Yeah, because I was going to, I never get those. Now, I don't, I don't, if I don't know your number, I'm not picking up the phone. I'm not picking up the number on my phone.

Okay, but no, they don't leave messages. I'm going to say. And I don't have a hard line at the house. Does the census, does they call you or is that, oh, that's a door knock? I think they, actually, I actually, I think. Oh, that's like by the minute. find out about this. Okay. I thought they mailed it. Keep talking. I thought they mailed it to you.

So according to the new study, physical inactivity was determined if they responded no to the question during the past month other than your regular job, did you participate in any physical activities or exercises such as running, calisthenics, golf, gardening, or walking? for exercise. Well, yeah, you would consider that physically inactive if someone answered no to that. So the South had the highest levels of physical inactivity. 28% of adults responded, no. Coming into number two, the Northeast, the Midwest, and the West. Now, Colorado, Washington, Utah, Oregon,

and the District of Columbia. were the most active areas in the nation. Yeah, that's where all the Antifa thing happened. You got the D.C. marching. Less than 20% of physical inactivity levels according to the findings. Now the seven states that were the fatties. All right. 30% or more physically inactive are the fatties.

Seven states. Oklahoma. Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Tennessee, and Kentucky. Congratulations. Come on down. Oh, walk easy. No, don't get up too fast. Watch out of breath.

Take it easy. Come on, down. You are the most inactive states and the country. Come on down. Congratulations. Yes. I was looking at this. I was looking at the shadings here.

Wait, what? The shadings of the map. Not for it, you know, covered up from the bellies. I was looking at the shadings from the bellies. And it looks like they're counting states, the seven states, but it looks like your people are on this, too. What do you mean your people? Your people, Puerto Rico.

Well, yeah. Puerto Rico. Of course you have to count us. Well, but they're not in the seven state listings, but they're in the shade. rating listing. Okay. So that means we're active, but we're not active.

No, that means you're not considered a state. Oh. That means you're a territory and you're fat. Ooh, that's the double whammy. Right. By the way, I got the answer if you want, the answer about the census. Do I? You do because by April 11, I mean, by April 1st, 2020, every home will receive an invitation

to participate in the 2020 census by these options. Okay, let me see if I got this. That's right, all right. They're going to send you a thing in the mail that says log on to the website and answer all the questions. No. Or they're going to come to your house and dance in front of you and ask you questions. No.

Or they're going to have a barbecue at the local park and have the neighborhood show up and ask everybody questions. Yes, and they have ice in the corner waiting to. I knew it. So you could do online. What did I just say? By phone or by the mail. But the mail is not going to tell you to go to the website.

It's just all separate. Now, if you don't do that by April 1st, 2020, in mid-March, households will begin to receive official census by the mail. Wait. I know that makes no sense because I thought March came first. Right? Yes. And on every calendar that I've seen before,

March comes before April. By the way, if you live in the final locations, you're going to be on a different timeline for the 2020. Wait, if I live what? In the following locations. Okay. Puerto Rico. Yeah, I don't really care.

The U.S. islands, very remote areas such as northern Maine. Well, they already started the Alaska one. Well, northern Maine. Well, whatever, I'm just saying they already started the Alaska one. But very remote areas are in Northern Maine. No one wants to go there. You've been to Maine? I never been to Maine.

You told me it was a beautiful state. No. When you go up to Maine, if you make a left and head out into the forest, bro, you have a nice day. You just, honey, weren't we supposed to go left here? The GPS said, keep going. The Chuckie cheese is coming up,

and you're in the national forest there, man. You have a nice day. Gone. So, have we worked out the timeline yet? Well, for some people, it is not clear how they should count themselves. So if you're this kind of people, people who live in more than one place. Right. People who are moving on Census Day, April 1st.

Okay. People who are born on April 1st. What the hell does that have to do with anything? Or people that are, that will die on Census Day, April 1st. Or. So if you're dead, you're not sure how to fill out the census. Okay. Okay.

Or people experiencing homelessness. How do you count yourself? But, Jeffrey, if you have more questions, you go to 2020census.gov. And you're good. And they'll explain all the timeline and how. 2020censes. Dotgov. I want to go to that website more than, more than.

More than. Make sure. You'd be interested in spreading the word because everyone can play a part in ensuring a complete inaccurate count in 2020. So if you're on social media, make sure you hashtag census 2020.

Now we're going to take over that. Tell your friends. Tell your neighbors. Hey, hi, Bill. You guys filled out the census yet? We have. We made it a party last night. We filled it out.

Oh, no, we haven't. Boy, you should. Good. Just go to 2020 census.gov. By the way, how much money we're going to spend on those commercials? On the, uh, if you click in more like get more facts to fix the timeline. Get a member of every residence to complete a census online by phone or by mail in March and April. March and April. Yeah, they just want you to get started in March.

But not April 1st and then March. No, forget about that one. So if I die. Yes. Oh, yeah. Say March 30th. Yes. 31st. Should I fill it out still?

Uh, procrastinate. You okay. Okay, this story is specifically for you, Chris Cruz. I'm here. I thought of you when I saw the headline. I know you're here. You're right. Everybody knows you're here if you're watching live on the, of Blaze TV.

You can see the cameras right there. If you're listening and watching live. Make sure you listen to the podcast. Oh, I mean, it's right there. If you want to subscribe to Blaze TV, just go to, you know, blazedtv.com slash jeffy j e f f f y and yeah or you can just go and what a discount you'll get just subscribe podcast drops at three central four eastern Monday through Friday and Saturday maybe we do we do to Saturday five yesterday and a Sunday I mean come on man just let me

be clear about this right you're welcome all right I've worked my I've come out straight from the hospital I've worked this tongue to the bone how Okay, never mind, then I'm not gonna ask. I say, how hard you've worked your tongue, but you told me to the bone. Thank you. Does the tongue have a bone? Just look.

I'm not looking. And how, look. And how, hey, look. Look at how hard. Okay, so this story. No, it does not have a bone. Oh, Jesus. The tongue is unique.

What is this then? What is this then? What is my check and removed? Just like, just have it. to remove your gobladder. They might remove whatever that is. But according to this, the tongue isn't unique and it's the only muscle that's not connected to a bone at both ends.

I would disagree with that, though. You would? I have an argument. You do? On the top of my head. Oh, my God. Disagrees with that. Okay.

Your tongue is connected to a bone. Okay. We'll have that on the dessert. Did you get that yet? No. Okay. So I'm reading a good story. I see the headline last.

night and all I could think of is you. Okay, here we go. I like when you think of me. Dog the bounty hunter. Oh, my man. Woo-woo! That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you got me there. His girlfriend.

What? No. No. No. Beth is already, she's not even dead. Discussed fans with a pick taken from the marital bed. He doesn't even does it. there a full one? I'm freaking specious

so we have forgetting to turn on that stupid pod. So right now the dog is shagging. So his relationship with Moon and you remember Moon because she formerly worked as Beth's assistant.

All the theories I have already. Moon took to Instagram to share a pick from bed with dog and Beth's pet pooch leaving fans a little outrached. Oh my God, this is horrible. Dog the Bounty Hunter's new girlfriend

breaks silence with brutal life goes on post. So, dog. Dude. Fans are unhappy with Duane. Of course. Why? She's been dead a year. She's been gone a year. No, I'm sorry, Jeffrey. No. No.

Yes. Yes, Dog and Beth were under, like, third marriage or second marriage. Yes. But come on, bro. Your brand is Dog and Beth. They tell me I got a freaking like this bitch, too? So, listen up. Okay.

Listen up, dog hater. Dog commented. way she looks just like Beth. Dog commented. Oh, all right, big dog. All right. Give me an excuse. There will never be another Mrs. Dog.

But that doesn't mean I have to be so sad. Moon has been a trustworthy and loyal friend to me for over 20 years. Oh. She has been with my family through many ups and downs. All I can think about is. Oh, yeah. Is it disrespectful if I say, sure she's dead? But moon is still here.

Yeah, no, I can't do that. I mean, she's been gone a year. Right. And so, how, what is the time? Never. No, that's crap. That's ridiculous. How this dog.

66. That's ridiculous. And she's 53. So? No, you stay single, baby. No. In the website, you still have a. freaking name.

Plenty of the fans. I've lost our respect for dog. Absolutely. It's horrible. It is horrible. How can you send a pick of yourself a friend or sister to a woman then post videos if you laid up in her bed? You are so disrespectful to the memory.

Dog, is she that easily replaced? Well, according to news, he owes $11,000 in taxes at a home that he shares with the new girlfriend. So he's already started a relationship in the red. What does that have to do with anything? What does the tax bill have to do with anything with dog and moon? It's more disgrace. It's more disgrace. It means that he should not be dating this moon girl.

All right. I'm sorry, but, ugh. Now, I will say this. I will say this. If it, if it is the same bed, that's disgusting, bro. Usually, usually, that's the first thing you get rid of. I still have.

my bed for my first marriage. Ooh, you're not sleeping on that, are you? No, that's what the guest sleep. Do not tell the wife. That's what the guest sleeps. Well, I sleep on... Maybe you have not seen the Kaminsky method on Netflix, but that's this big topic of one full episode. Okay.

And that's a good topic. That is a good topic. But I sleep on her mattress that she's had her whole life. So, I think there's a conversation we need to talk about. I think it might be, my friend. I think it might be because you never know.

You never know when she's thinking about when she's looking at the one corner. It might be dog. Download and subscribe to their content at theblease.com slash podcasts. Just got an email from the 90 second Oscars. Oh, nice. You're building a relationship with our people at the Oscars. I'm doing with the Oscars, the Academy.

All those people. And so far they've been really nice. And what that means to you, the chewing the fat listener, or the CTF influences, is you're going to be getting information about the Oscars and the Golden Globes, and you're going to be getting it, so you don't have to go to worry about these other dingleberries.

No. You don't have to worry. Eat tonight, forget about it. Oh, my gosh. Did I know I watch? I watched. Eat tonight? Entertainment Tonight.

I watched a little late with the What's Her Face Sing. Yep. When I was in the hospital, I watched some of the shows that I don't ever watch, you know, Why not, right? Yeah, you're already there, yeah. And holy cow.

I know. I know. Holy cow. And I got to tell you. They're paying way too much of those people for whatever they're doing. It's unwatchable. No. It's amazing how unwatchable it is.

It's so disconnected. I couldn't believe it. They are so disconnected. I couldn't believe it. And a little late. I thought she was supposed to be funny. No, she is. What am I missing with her?

That's what, that's the YouTuber we talked about. I know all about it. And I went back and I watched some of her YouTube stuff, which was okay. Yeah, I don't understand. But she gets the network deal. And we told her not to do that network deal. I know. That's literally a step back.

And I thought so too. But maybe it's not. I don't know, man. Anyways, the reason why they- Did you see, and I saw her, no, don't come up me off. Let's say anyway. Don't cut me off. Okay, sorry.

Because I want to talk a little bit about a little label of those things. Because I saw where Matt Walsh. They went from D.2 Workier? Mr. Peanut Video? Yeah, no, the Daily Wear. Tweeted out a five-minute segment of her. Okay. One of her bits from her show.

And she's talking about coming out as a bisexual. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, forgot that she's a bi. And it, A, you didn't come out as a bisexual? She's trying to make that sound like it's. As a thing? As a thing. No, because usually people that come out are the gays.

Not even the lesbians come out. Right. Yeah, it's usually the gays. And by the way, yes, the gays are the dudes and the lesbians or the girls. It doesn't seem like that's a big deal. Anyway, it is to her. And it was a whole, you know, her, been a year since she's come out. Come out as well.

She's trying to make these, it's bisexual. Right. I know. I thought the same thing about that. Anyway. So then, and she's doing this whole five minute a bit. Did you find the, uh. I found, no, it was all contrived, punched.

flying jokes. It was almost like what's her face on TNT that just is agonizing that Samantha B? Yes. Well, it was Samantha B-ish. Samantha B needs to do what she's been doing now is do TV shows.

Not the late night shows. She's doing like scripted TV shows and one of them is the detour. Fascinating. It's good writing, funny, quick. Is it just a sitcom? It's a sitcom. Okay.

It's written by her. and then the main actor of that TV show. Okay. Great. Maybe I'll give you that. Great. I'll give you that, okay. Girl, you're channeling your writing there.

Okay. Then you go to her show? I know. I mean, the show is, woof. And TBS, man. It's not TNT's TBS. TBS, yeah. TBS.

I don't know. She has one show a week for 30 minutes and she gets all these accolades. I don't know. One show a week. TBS. 30 minutes at night. on TBS and she gets all these accolades and making all this money. Are you kidding me?

Who's watching TBS? Zero is watching TBS. Who is going from? And they're replaying that show maybe what, 10 times during the week? No, they're replaying that show. More than 10? Yes. Yes.

More than twice a day? Yes. Well, they got me. They're trying. They have to get their money's worth. They have to get their money's worth because whatever they're spending on that show, it's too much. Because like, I'm sorry. I'll give you 30 minutes a week.

that will be funnier than that. Off the top of my head! Who's... Without writers! Who's gonna go from a tonight show? Oh, crap. It's time. Go to TBS.

I want to watch Samantha B. Who's doing that? No one I know. Who is stopping their Netflix binging to say, oh my gosh, it's Thursday night. Samantha's on. And maybe that's the point, right?

With her show, it doesn't matter. Okay, so the live news show is... When is it actually? About Thursday night? I think so. I think that's right. Yeah. So let's say the live new show weekly is Thursday night at 9.30 Eastern, whatever it is.

I think that's right, too. I think it's Thursday night at 930 is the new weekly live show. Anyway, it doesn't matter. But maybe that's the point is that you don't have to set your time clock to it. That's just the time they've allotted for it so that you can catch it multiple times during the week on TBS or you download it on the app. It's Wednesdays at 1030. Like I said, Wednesdays, like I said, Thursday's at 9.30 is exactly the right time. What is it Wednesday night?

Wednesday night's at 10.30. Yeah, so it was so close. It was right there just a day off in an hour. TBS just renewed the show for third and fourth season. What are we doing wrong? I don't know. We have to be doing something wrong if we're not freaking on TBS. What are we doing wrong? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bring this up.

I love, and I don't mean that for you listening to Chewing the Fat, This has nothing to do with you. Okay? Thank you for listening to chewing the fat. And I love you guys. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart. And thank you. And I appreciate you subscribing and going out of your way to listen.

I mean, I mean that. I really do. I feel like you're about to punch him in the gut. But I want. I feel like you are seriously. You're being dad right now. I'm so freaking done. You're sitting.

I'm so freaking done with these people. Samantha B. There's got a TBS freaking deal. I feel like you're about to sit there. You're about to gut punch him so hard. They're about to puke the last two meals. If I come upstairs one more time and this room is not clean, I'm going to kick both your asses.

And I want these, I don't know why there's these bowls up here. I don't want this trash picked up. I don't know what you're doing. Why is this cop doing up here? I don't know what you're doing in this bathroom, but I want this crap cleaned up right now. Okay, I can't take it. I saw that come.

I just can't. Back to the Oscars. Okay. The email. The email I just got. I can't. The 92nd Oscars performing announcement just got sent out. So this is in no order other than alphabetical order.

Okay. This is who's performing at the Oscars. As the Oscars. All right. Great. Cool. Coming up February something. Yes.

February 9. There you go. ABC, 8 p.m. Eastern. 9 p.m. Pacific. No host. Go ahead.

Yes. And I also have a list of the people that are going to be announcing, but that's, but anyways, Randy Newman. Great stuff. Love Randy. Going to be performed. And he's done so, he's made so much money off those shows, off the, the Toy Story shows. So he's going to perform.

He was a performer way before. I mean, you remember short people? He did the short people song. And I mean, he's been good for him. He's not going to do that song. What is he like 80 now? I don't know. I'll give the title why he's performing.

You could check that out. Randy Newman. He's going to perform. I can't let you throw yourself away from Toy Story 4. Yeah, of course. Elton John is performing. Oh, it's 76. You were close.

He was 76, yeah. Cool. Well, he's not there yet, though. To have that conversation to let the cat out of the back. Pretty close, man. He's close, but he's not there. Pretty close. So Elton John will be there too.

That's your home boy. Oh, yeah. He's got to promote the movie, right? Yep. He's doing the soundtrack from the movie. Yep. I'm going to love me again from Rocket Man. How old is Elton now, too?

Elton's there too, right? Yeah, he's 80, right? I should know how old Elton is like. You should. We talk about him literally every day. We talk to him every day that we even have. We even have. My back my back last night.

We fly. I love. Zero hour at that a.m. Come on, where's the thing? Then you have. So he's born in 1947. Was that 57, 67, 67, 77, 87. 87, 97, 2007, 2007, 2017.

That's 72. Okay, 72. Okay. Chrissy Metz. She's going to do. I'm standing with you from Breakthrough. Remember, Breakthrough was a big movie. Right.

I loved it. And him, her, she, they, them. She, Chrissy Metz. It's great. Yes, yes, yes. Then you're going to have Edina and Aurora performing into the unknown. From Frozen. From Frozen, too.

Yep. And then Cynthia. Erivo, I hope that's her name. Man, do I love her? Is that to her, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's going to perform a stand-up from the movie Harriet. Oh.

Yeah, Harriet Truman. Did you get to see that movie? No. Yeah, Harriet Truman. Why would I watch a movie about Harriet Truman? Yeah, the slave girl, you know, that she went on the wrong. Harriet Truman was black? I didn't.

Oh, you mean Harriet Tubman? Oh, crap. Tubman. No, Truman. Who's Truman then? Who's Harry Truman? Is there Harry Truman? Well, I was President Trump.

I thought it was Truman's wife. Is there Harry Truman? I don't know. Hold on. I don't know. I don't know what Truman's wife's name is, but I thought for sure that was her. Yeah, Harry Truman is. Oh, Tubman.

But who's Truman's wife? What's her name? She's the one that I think of when I think about the story about Truman was one of the last presidents that drove home from the White House. Yes. When his term was over, remember that's the story. He was driving home and he got pulled over for driving too slow. Mr. President?

Right. And the wife was, I came down with that. Best Truman. Yeah, best. So that's not the movie wouldn't be Harriet. No, it wouldn't be Harriet at all. And when I put Harry Truman. Best, Best Truman.

Otherwise, no, it's Harriet. So Harriet Tubman You know I do want to see that movie though I do too I know it's one of those movies I want to see I don't want to be called racist but like I saw the trailers Right

And then if Like I forgot about it And now I remember and again Because I saw the email I'm like oh I want to see that Because I know She has a gun And he looks kind of cool

I know Harry Tubbin was great Yes She was a fantastic character A force of nature Yes I absolutely want to say, yes. I should make sure you know that.

Because I might have got you confused when I said Harriet. You did what I thought was Truman. Yeah. I know who Harriet. Okay. I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry if I offended anybody. Anyone else performing at the Oscars or is a show over yet?

Oh, no, no, no. And in addition to the five nominated songs performances, the show will feature a special appearance by Questlove. Oh, man. And a guest conducted segment by a mere noon and noon is the first woman

to conduct during the Oscars telecast so if we're not breaking history man if you want to get me excited about watching the Oscars you just have tell me I'm going to be able to watch

the first female conductor conduct the orchestra at the Oscars I mean would you you're trying to cut off the winners and the orchestra has to start playing their little music.

Play out. Play him out. Play him out. And you got and you got him out. What's her name? Azina Noon. Yeah. Amir Noir is what I said. Amir Nune. Wait a minute. Hold on. She, Amir's. Don't drop it.

Everybody out. Play the music. Female Conductor. Do I want to watch that? Do I want to watch that? Holy cow. Oh.