Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 289 | CTF Ambassador Brock, Kobe's Death Hits Hard, & Michelle Obama Takes Home The GRAMMY

Episode Date: January 27, 2020

The weekend was very busy with the news and Jeffy is here to tell you what's important. Sadly a helicopter carrying Kobe Bryant and his daughter crashed into a hillside in Southern California on Sunday. Michelle Obama takes home the GRAMMY making it the third by the Obama's and the first by Michelle. Stores like GAP are closing, so don't be surprise if you don't see a GAP at the mall. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Some retail updates, just to get the week off on a good foot. Bose closing all locations. Any brick and mortar stores around the globe for Bose closing in the next few months. Have a nice day. We're not doing any business. People are shopping online. Good luck. God bless.

Yesterday, for those of you that perhaps, you know, didn't have anything to do. You just out shopping, thought maybe you'd stop into a Gap store. Over 40 stores around the globe closed yesterday. Just shut them down. Have a nice day. No more Gap stores. And they already said at one time in the next couple of years we're closing them all.

Sure, we may open a few other things, old Navy and Athletica, but the Gap Stores are gone. I love the Gap stores. I love their clothing, although they never have any. Just so this is a side note. Gap stores. No fat guy clothes. I know. I know.

You think to yourself, really? Gap? No fat guy clothes? Not a chance. But I love their clothing. Too bad. Too bad. You're not getting any at the Gap stores.

So, if you were out shopping this weekend and you thought, what, didn't that used to be a Gap store? Yes, it did. Yesterday, big night, the Staples Center. The Grammy Awards. How many of you watched the Grammys? Raise your hands.

No, you don't have to, you don't have to lie. Just raise your hands. You know you watched it. No? You didn't? Okay. Sorry. Big night at the Grammys.

And of course, you know, it was, you know, a sad day as well with the death of Kobe Bryant and his daughter. And I find it remarkable that, you know, there were, what, four, or six, seven other people on the helicopter. You know, they've kind of been taking a little backseat to Kobe and the daughter. But very sad news for all these people and their families on this helicopter crash. I was fascinated with, I read all about the type of helicopter it was yesterday.

I read all about the weather reports and it shouldn't have been flying and it's just, you know, it was one of those cases, I'm sure that they've flown in, similar weather a hundred times before and it was just like we got to go let's go we'll be fine and this time not so fine very sad and Kobe was uh you know retired now he was worth a couple billion dollars or more now with his business enterprises i mean it is remarkable uh so very very sad with the news of his death and

all the other people on the flight. John Altebelli, Keith Outta Belli, Carrie Altebelli, Alicia, Sarah Chester, Peyton Chester, Arazobeon, Christian Mouser. I mean, these people all had families and were, you know, are now devastated for, if not forever, for a long, long time. My favorite part of the Grammys

was that I was so sick of hearing that Taylor Swift canceled her. her plans to perform at the at the at the Grammys because of the sexual sexism allegations inside the Grammy hierarchy and she wasn't going to perform and it was supposed to be this big deal

nobody cared people barely cared before the death of Kobe after the death of Kobe no one cared and then congratulations to to Billy Elish

what is seven of the eight awards that she was nominated for six, six of the seven awards that she was nominated for. She recorded an album with her brother in the bedroom. That's where we're out in today's world. Fantastic. Congratulations to her. Of course, the one that she didn't win went to Lizzo.

You mean fatty? No, no, Lizzo, the performer. Yeah, the fat ass. No, I'm just saying, Lizzo. for the truth hurts. The fat ass. She won the Grammy for truth hurts. Because she's fat.

For her, truth doesn't hurt because people keep calling her fat. And she's not feeling the truth. Doesn't matter. Not cutting through all that fat. Maybe that's what it is. People need to call her fat even more because she's so fat. Once her face got in trouble for just even mentioning that perhaps down the road, why are we celebrating her fatness?

because, you know, perhaps down the road we should be celebrating, you know, diabetes and everything else. And she, oh, what's her name? From, uh, Jillian. Yeah, Julia Michaels. Yeah. And, uh, Jeffie, as a person that,

making a point. As a person that experience heart disease issues. That's not a, well, I had a heart event. Yeah, and heart disease issue, yeah. That's not a fun trip to go down. No, it is not. So we're helping. I do not recommend that.

We're trying to help her out, you know, turning pale. you can't speak I know can eat oh it's bad I do not recommend that was a gold bladder

because of the same issue or is this is something different like if you want to blame it on the fatness you go right ahead okay you see look if you want to continue fat you gobladder will be missing

there you go you'll have all the inner sludge of the gallbladder and you'll start smoking she very well might you know when you're when you're Lizzo

you think you can get away with anything True Back in my day Before I'm here at the nursing home We used to think we could get away with anything Then you learn you can't I mean it's it's amazing So anyway she

Lizzo did take Omograppy for two thirds Fat ass But Billy Ali won the other six out of the seven Congratulations What did you think about Billy Ali Billy? I don't understand her What do you mean?

She's just the kids Yeah but I don't understand her Her look, her music, her persona, I don't get it. She's not Gothic. She's not emo. She's not rock. She's just her. What is she?

And what is the fascination about it? Because the fascination is, look, in today's world, she's, you know, her and her brother are making music that is heard by millions from a bedroom. Right? Like even Ellen DeGeneres is in love with Billy. I know. And she has her on and she will interrupt Billy's tool. And I don't know this for a fact.

But we know. You got to be careful because this show can predict some things. So I don't want you to speak it because it might come true. I just don't know it for sure. And it might already be out there. Oh, God. I just don't know it. What is it?

I just don't know it. Just spit it out. But I wouldn't be surprised. We know that Ellen's. separate company takes these performers that she finds around the globe and she promotes on her show and she's the one who is promoting them, right? Her company promotes these video content creators. That wouldn't be surprised if Billy is one of those. I'm not saying that Ellen doesn't like Billy.

Doesn't think that Billy is this great individual with, you know, tremendous talent. ready to take on the world it's just possible that she believes that because her company is promoting her. Again, I don't know that. I will say that we do, as I know Chris was alluding to, that another prediction, prognostication,

come true from chewing the fat. I don't want to toot my own heart, but toot-toot. I told you when it was, first announced. November 19, 2019. There was no possible way that Michelle Obama would not win the Grammy.

That's embarrassing. They were not going to nominate her without her winning. No. Just wasn't going down. You don't do that. You don't do that to the... I know everybody says now,

oh, who didn't see that coming? Well, for sure, I did. That's proven. That's a fact. And you're not going to nominate the famous First Lady. And just have her show up for nothing? I mean, just even just have her part of it. Hey, come on.

With those arms, do you think she's not going to win? Well, look, it was. But it was about the spoken word. No, no, no. But you tell me, Jeff. In November, I played a clip from her and her reading that is now Grammy Award winning. And I told you in November that it would be. is Grammy nominated and Grammy Award winning.

Can we even play it? Can we afford playing this? Why are you going to bring that up? I mean, it's Michelle Obama. Yeah, but she's out there. It's on the Internet. It's on the world. Grammy winner.

This is like platinum level now. Can we afford that? You need to cut it out like we did where we could get your race and have keeps, you know. If you're listening to the podcast and you don't hear Michelle Obama's spoken word that I played in November, I mean, that I didn't play in November. 19, 2019. And all you hear is keeps.com. Tired to losing your hair, keeps, keeps.com.

You hear that? You know, we had to yank the pull the plug on Michelle Obama. Hangman Random House Audio presents becoming by Michelle Obama. Now that's not Michelle. Read for you by the author. Oh, here we go. Okay. This is just a setup to Michelle Obama.

to all the people who've helped me become the folks who raised me, Frazier, Marion Craig, and my vast extended family, my circle of strong women who always lift me up, my loyal and dedicated staff who continue to make me proud. Do they? To the loves of my life. Malia and Sasha, my two most precious peas, who are my reasons for being. I mean. And finally, Barack.

Oh, there we go. Always promise me an interesting journey. Of course, promise her an interesting journey. Wait. Becoming preface. Whoa. I didn't know I don't want to hear anymore. I can't.

Those pauses? Can you even mimic those? Diffy, I want you to mimic. Try to mimic the Grammy winner. Mimic, you mean try to reproduce the greatness. Yeah, reproduce it. Yeah, I need you to reproduce this all over again. So here, we'll start from the top and then.

Hold on. I don't even need to hear anything. Oh, you need? Okay, okay. It's going to do it right off the top of my head, okay? Becoming preface. What do you think? I think you got it.

I didn't quite hit the preface right. The preface was weak. The preface was weak. Okay, hold on, sorry. Becoming preface. Almost there, but the preface is not there. Becoming is there. Becoming is there.

Okay, so I'm not going to do that again. No, no, no, just preface is you're not hitting it hard. Do you need to hear it? Yeah. I'm trying to reproduce greatness and I don't know that I can. Preface. Preface.

Preface. I need you to think of yourself as a black oppressed woman. Can we hear becoming then into preface? Yeah, yes, yes. But you channel you oppressed black woman out of debt just straight out of the white office. Please think of that. Straight out of the what office?

White House office. Thank you. Yeah. Wow. She was not out of the white office. I don't know what you're talking about. Journey. Okay.

Becoming preface. Becoming preface. I mean. That's close enough without. I mean. I could close my eyes and I don't know who it is. Close your eyes. Just close your eyes.

I want you to shut the cameras off. For those of you watching and listening alive. We're going to turn off the feet. Not possible. Okay. We're going to turn off the feet. Not the audio. Not the audio.

Just the video because I don't want people to know if it's me or if it's Michelle. Okay. So, and I'll see if you could tell a difference, all right? You ready? Becoming. Preface. Becoming. Now, was I the first one or the second one?

The first one. Oh, I knew you would get it wrong. Thank you. No, that was Michelle. What? No way. Yeah. No way.

I know. Wow. I know. I think you have a, like, you know, a successful career in voice work. I just want to tell you that. Thank you. I think you have a very bright future in voice work. Thank you.

Well. Radio, podcast, TV, but voice is your puppy. Look, it's a reason why you should subscribe to chewing the fat with me, Jeff Fisher. All right? Just go to the easiest thing to do. Go to iTunes. Subscribe, rate and review. or go to what I-Hurt.

Good I-Hurt. I like our heart. Yeah. It's good I-Hart. And Spotify. Or Spotify? I like those two. Or Stitcher?

I don't like that one. What do you mean? You don't like Stitcher's fine. It's very old. They haven't updated their format. Don't say that much in Stitcher. Don't do it. It looks very old.

Don't do it. What about Google Podcast? I like Google Podcasts, but I can't download it because I have Apple so they don't or you've got to go to iTunes. I go to iTunes yet. Or maybe, you know, if you're home and you've got your, your Apple desktop, you go to Apple Core. But either or you go to iTunes.

But I'll tell you this, my Google Home plays it from Google Podcasts. There you go. And I play videos of saying Google, play Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher latest podcast. Boom. Thank you. And then you hear Becoming Preface. No, no, no, no, no.

Not Bechle-Ovone by Michelle Obama. Coming by Michelle Obama. No, no. Chewing the fat. I bet you that's going to be troubling. Everybody's going to confuse. So just subscribe to chewing the fat, okay? Don't be a freeloader and listen to the show for free and not being a subscriber.

Nobody likes that. Nobody. Not even you. I understand how you can even look at yourself in the mirror if you're listening to this podcast without being a subscriber. I don't know how you can do it. I don't. Like, okay.

And we also have to give a, we have to be able to, you got to send a TV. shirt and we've got to send us the signed mask. Oh, crap. He replied. Damn it. Damn it. No, not crap. We're happy.

No. I'm paying that. I'm paying for that stupid shirt that I'm going to, I don't even own that stupid shirt. What about if I make my own white shirt? Like, I go to Walmart, get a $3 bag of white shirts. He's in Africa. What's he going to do? True.

What's he going to do? Send me some. And try to kill me? No. So, uh, he and his wife were happy to here. from us. Wait. They emailed us.

That shipping is going to be horrible. Have you ever shipped anything to Africa? Does USPS deliver over there? Don't worry about it. You'd be fine. I think that's going to be a Blaze Media shipment. I think Glenn is sending some stuff to China. To East Swatini Africa.

I don't even know what that is. What do you mean? Show me in the hand. It was called Swaziland up until a couple of years ago, according to this email from our man, from our man Dennis. Oh, so we do have a real name. We do.

The name is Dennis. Hi Dennis. It's near the bottom of the Africa. So this is Africa. Oh, okay. Okay. So it's down here. Oh, so next to Cape.

It's down here. Surrounded by almost completely surrounded by South Africa. So it's down here. Okay. And he and his wife have been there for, few ways they've been there for 16 years already. Wow. And they do great work there.

They're part of a Christian mission. And they gave, I mean, so kind from their email about listening to the show and how much they laugh and have fun and how much they enjoy the show. And how much they're playing it for all the Africans, right? Like they literally gather them all up at 4 Central, 5 Eastern and say, hey, it's time to listen to Chewendo Fat and learn about America. Actually, that's exactly right.

Amen to that. That's exactly right. Casino. A couple things in the email that make it right. said I've introduced CTF to a few of the Swazi friends, as well as a few other Americans living here. Oh, wait, there's more Americans. So hopefully there's more subs from Africa.

We have to check that out. Here's what you do, buddy. You grab their phone and you check. And if they're not, you hit that little purple button if it's an Apple or you hit whatever subscribe button colored is in Android. If they have an African phone, whatever it is, I'm sure in Swaziland, it's Android. Oh, he could probably set up a bet. Although he's got an iPhone.

Come on, baby. He talks about iTunes. There we go. Now, I'm a little disheartened at this point at this little bit of the email. I don't want to break down facts or anything, but he said about a year ago he discovered Glenn's daily podcast. Who? And then Pat Unleashed. And then CTF because of Jeffrey being on Pat Show.

Okay. Okay. That's what we're on Pat Show for. You're still on Pat Show Wednesdays and Fridays. But according to this note in the email, I still often listen to Glenn and Pat. Who are those? And other Blaze shows. Wait, there's other shows?

But I usually never miss an episode of CTF. Oh, that's a mask kissing right there. He really wants that shirt and mask. So I usually never miss. That means there are times when he misses. That kind of ticks me off a little bit. And it goes back to that whole deal of people listening like by. book. Thank you. Are we uploading by book, Jeffrey? Or are we uploading daily? Every day.

Every day. So you should be listening every day. Actually, yes. Monday to Sunday. So we're creating content for you. I have my tongue is to the bone for you. Wait, do we ever figure this out? Do you have a bone in your time? Yeah, we already decided that. Did you check it out? Yes. I don't, we checked. Tongues and have no bones. So he claims that he's now proud to be our CTF Africa ambassador. Did we say just, do we give him the entire contact? Yeah, we did. We did? Yeah, we did. Ooh.

Well, he's not the ambassador until he gets a shirt. And I'm thinking the mask. And the mask. I'm thinking, you know, the coronavirus outbreak, are there even sending packages? Holy cow. Are we even sending packages to Africa? I don't know. I'm afraid to even call my friend in China now. You have a friend in China? Do you make it sound like I don't have any friends?

Well, it's very difficult to believe you have a friend, but now this person is in China? All I'm saying is that, so we did say that he gets the entire continent. I feel like when saying that out loud, we did. Yes. I feel what I said it in my head, I was thinking, no, we didn't give him the entire continent. But when I say it out loud, I remember, I think we gave him the entire continent. And this show speaks and truth just happens. Oh yeah. So we just have to be careful from now on. Well, anyway, I mean, it's okay. We can have a, you know, the overlord, the overlord of the African ambassador. Isn't that what Africa is ruled by?

It's ruled by like one person. Usually he's like a gorilla guy, you know, like a gorilla lord. Well, I mean, not anymore. No? No. Oh. Not a few countries. Oh, just a few.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Not Swaziland. Oh, no, no. No, not Swaziland or the country that formerly Swaziland, which is now Iswatini. Are you sure we say the E? Yeah.

We do? Because some people tell me that the E is side. Africa likes to put. everything on the table. That's what I'm saying. You say everything. Well, anyway, congratulations. Ambassador. Ambassador.

And wife of the ambassador, Mrs. Ambassador. And thanks for listening. Appreciate it. And, you know, thanks for usually not missing the show. As a side note, there is no address on this email. Oh, we get this. So, no, no. You just still have to set it.

It just, what happens is there's a drone flies over. Iswatini. It just drops it. Okay. It just drops. And you think it's a hit or miss situation. So they just like, you fly it over.

And then, oh. And then you hope that, you know, the ambassador gets it. Do I call Trump for this one? He has a connection. So just drop it into the country. Just drop it.

Just drop it over the country as you're flying over and somebody will get it and get it to the ambassador and we're fine. So that makes the shipping charge actually cheaper. Okay. Is Italy close to? to Africa? Yeah, no.

Because I'm going to Italy. You are? Yeah. So can I drop it off? You're not going to Italy for another... 50 days. Is that how long it is? Yeah.

It's right around the corner. It's literally right around the corner. What about Israel? Is Israel closer to Africa? A little. Okay. Start walking now. But I mean, it's still like...

Like where he's at is way down here? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And then way... That's what I'm saying. Just start walking now. As he starts walking north, it's way, I mean, it's not like Africa's little. It's a lot of the United States. It's this giant continent.

I'm just saying, just start walking now. We'll meet in Israel. And I'll get you an address as I get closer to Israel. That's so nice of you. Yeah, yeah. That's so nice of you. I mean, I'm not making walk to Rome. Now that's a walk.

That is. That is a walk. tad bit farther. It's a tad bit. Like the entire continent plus. But that's it. That's it though. So at least you're not making him walk the entire continent.

Now he's only got to walk up to here. Yeah, right there. And cut across. Yes. If he goes to Italy, he's got to walk away up here and then jump. Then jump the water. And then come across. Yeah.

So that's nice of you. You're welcome. Why were we not invited to this party this weekend? Jeff Bezos throws this big bash in Washington, D.C. at the new place, at the new house. Remember he bought the big, the new house has been under remodeling for the past year, year and a half. All we've seen is pictures of it being remodeled with, you know, vents coming on out of everything.

So now it's, you know, 11 bedrooms, 25 bathrooms, the big garden out back. And he had a big, big after party to the Elfalfa Club dinner, which normally I go to, I forgot all about this year. I forgot, ha! I forgot to go to the Elfalfa Club dinner. Unless she's off a hay for like my pets, but I never have. So, I mean, Kelly Ann Conway was there. No way.

No way. He was there. Wait, I just texted her over the weekend. Ivanka and Jared were there. Wait, Jeff Bezos is... Bill Gates was there. Hold on, Jeff Bezos is singing up with Trump people? Is this Washington, D.C.?

Evanka and Jared. Yeah. Okay, okay. That makes more sense. Yeah. Okay. And you know who else was there? Barack Obama.

No, they were busy getting ready to accept the Grammys. Lauren Sanchez, the girlfriend. So I guess she's still part of the deal. Because we just got dues that it was due to her. Yes. That the pictures were released, right? Yeah. She texts the sex picks to her brother.

Yeah. And her brother was the one that sold it to the Enquirer. And come on, Jeffie. You do that, right? Well, she was like. No, no, no, not that part. If your sister's sending you those pictures and is Jaffe Bezos, you're selling that. Well, if it's Jaf Bezos, yes, I'm selling those.

If it's Jeff Bezos, the owner of Amazon, I'm thinking twice about it. Why are you thinking twice? Because Jeff Bezos is, you know, Amazon founder worth, you know, billions. Jaf Bezos is not really worth anything and it doesn't matter to me. So he's going to stop old Amazon deliveries. Hey, this guy gets no deliveries at his house. I mean, right? I mean, if my sister says me a text,

hey, look who I'm dating. Check out this. And there's Jeff Bezos standing there naked. All in his glory. Am I selling those the National Enquirer? Hell yeah. Probably. Probably.

Yes, you are. Shut up. And stop making me feel like I'm like horrible. me. You are going to sell it. I mean, I'd probably, I'd probably ask the Blaze first if they wanted them. Oh, but see, there's a problem. I don't think we pay for tips. So you see, the Enquirer or TMZ? Because those two, we know that they pay. I mean, I'd feel better if I just, well, I went to the Blaze and they turned me down.

Oh, of course. Of course. They said no. Yes, of course. I tried, you know, I wanted to give it to, you know, the Blaze, and they just turned me down. It wasn't worth it to them. So then I went to TMZ and National Empire and let them took it to the highest bidder. But she's still around, still hanging out.

Good for her. So at the $23 million Washington mansion, this is killing me. Do you drop her? If you were Jeff Bezos, do you drop her? I don't think so. I don't think so. He's all in love with her.

He's already divorced the wife. He's already cut the court on that. And she's probably already told him. Told them what? Jeff, I'm so sorry. I said to my brother because I was so happy and so in love with you, and I just wanted him.

I just said him to him because, well, my gosh, look how hot you are naked with all your glory. Oh, so you bring it back up again. You kind of like stroke his ego again. Yeah. And, you know, you continue to stroke. And, uh,

and Jeff being a, You know, Jeff's not really being stroked by a lot of other people. And so he believes. You're right. Who's stroking that? Yeah. Yeah, no way. I mean, that's the deal, right?

You're right. You want me over again. And this is why we did not get an invitation, by the way. It is? Absolutely. I mean, we just could have hang out. Like, I know I could have gotten an invitation because I, oh, through this. scenario, I've been saying that his ex-wife should not get nothing.

You on the other case are like all about McKenzie. Exactly. Yeah, she got robbed. So no. She was nice of her to take what she took. I mean, look, is she going to suffer at $40 billion? Well, she's not going to live the lifestyle she's used to, but she's not going to suffer. But she'll live.

She'll be all right. Yeah, she'll be all right. Seriously, how do you continue to live with only $40 billion? You can't. That's my point. How are you living? Oh, man. You can't.

Because I make just, I mean, what I've, my worth is. Just under? Well, it is under. Oh, okay. It is under $40 billion. Yeah. Yeah, that's way under. Like $40 billion looks down and can't even see where I'm at.

So you're at the $100. $100 million. $40 billion looks down, $100 million looks down and can't even see where I'm at. Okay, okay. So you're at the $1 million point, you know, $1 million. A million looks down at my worth and says, can't even see, right. I mean, 40 billion can't see a million.

A million can't even see where I'm at. Oh, so, you know. 40 billion. I'm reminded of a line that the head of the union told my dad, my stepdad, when they were General Motors. My dad was a plant superintendent.

What? Big boss, white collar boss for jobs. General Motors. And he ran, you know, a couple of plants for General Motors and stuff in Michigan. And he was, you know, always fighting with the unions back and forth going toe to toe with the union. And the one union guy was fighting with him. And his name was Richard, but, you know, people who either didn't like him or were close to him called him Dick, right? And so the union guy leans across the desk and says, let me tell you something, Dick.

Roger Smith, who was the CEO of, of, of John. General Motors at the time, looks out of his office and he can't tell the difference between you and a janitor. And that's the way a million dollars is to be. Got it. Got it. A million dollars looks out the window and can't tell the difference between me and a janitor. But, you know, I'm still coming in.

Half a million. Half a million. Half a million. Half a million. Those of you listening live today on the 27th of January, uh, 2020 to chewing the fat and, you know, watching and listening live today. 75 years ago today, the Auschwitz concentration camp was liberated.

So today is that anniversary. During the Holocaust, remember that the Nazis systematically murdered six million Jews and millions of others. And today is a day that is never forget, never again. In a related story from, Newsweek, half of American adults are not aware that six million Jews died in the Holocaust.

Do you believe that? I'm amazing. I don't want to believe that because... I don't either. Because if that is true, dude, we suck. I don't either. I want to believe that, you know, if you were asked, hey, how many died in the Holocaust? Yes.

And you were to say, you know what? A couple thousand. A couple thousand. No, if you say a thousand... Really? But if you were to say, I don't know, millions, you still, that's wrong, right? But it's correct. You know that there were horrific millions of deaths.

So you still kind of know about it. Because we've given up history in schools. So, you know, parents aren't walking around unless they're of Jewish descent reminding their children of the Holocaust. my house does, but I'm a weirdo, I know. Well, your house does what? Yeah, we remind the children of the Holocaust. Why? You guys are not Jews?

So they know that it happened. Like you watch the movie, paper clips or something like that, you know. Look it up, watch the movie, then you'll know what I'm talking about. Chris is looking at me like paper clips. What are you talking about? So it's a movie. I'll just give you a quick review, a quick update of what the movie is about, not a review. just watch it, okay?

But it's about a Tennessee community where a middle school class they want to show the magnitude of World War II and the Holocaust, and they do that by collecting paper clips, which represents a human life lost in the Nazi slaughter of the Jews.

And I'll leave it at that. And then you can watch it and you can understand the process. How long is it? How long is a movie? I don't know, hour and 20. Oh, no, that's fine. Okay.

So I still haven't finished the Shenders list. It's just so long. And the whole black and white and color and the whole storyline. It's like, ooh. So I sit down watching and then, oh, this is so long. So don't you sit down with Shendez List's list? I'm just going to sit down and watch the book. I tried three times.

And I stopped it literally like maybe a couple seconds. I'm like, oh, this is so long. Like, I'll come back to it. Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I haven't finished this, so don't spoil it for me. You want to spoiler or Shindler's list? No, don't spoil the Shinders.

But what if I told you that? Don't, don't, don't, don't. I just want to finish it. Like, don't tell me what happened to the little girl that is in color, but everything else is in black and white. Don't tell me what happens to her. So I want to know. And don't tell me what the list is about either,

because I still haven't gotten into that plot point in here. You know what the list is about? The Shindler's list? Boy, it's a Shindler. He made a list. But I don't know who's in the list. So just don't tell me just yet Because I'm one of these days

I cannot wait until Well tomorrow Mega millions There we go 141 million Come on man Wednesday Which is my birthday

Wait what 394 million Is that how old are Please dear Lord There's anything that I can do to make it right between you and me for you to give me $394 million from the Powerball Jackpot. You better play your birthday.

That's wonderful. Thank you. You better play your birthday. I mean, I could do $394 million because then I don't have to sit here and listen to you tell me you can't make it through Shindler's list. You don't even know what the Shindler's list is. Oh, dear Lord.

Dear Lord. You know, then I tell you this. I tell you this about the lottery. And then I see a North Carolina one. She wins $5 million in two different lottery. Come on, man. Two different lottery games. Why are you kidding me?

I'm just asking to win one. Yeah, but that one has like, what, $300 and what? 94 million. There you go. So Star Small, work your way up. Okay. Here, Lord, just let me win a million dollars. Is there a million game?

I'll take a million from the $394 million. Let's say I don't win the big prize. But I get enough my numbers. I pick enough numbers right to win. To get to a million or two. There you go. See, there you go. Start there.

See, greedy. See, greedy. That's your problem. You start with little and then you get all greedy. Greedy people don't win. If you notice that, greedy people don't win unless it's capitalism. Then those greedy bastards always win. You know, last week we told you about the guy that found the cash in the sofa.

Yeah. A lot of people were upset. I know. I saw one comment that was kind of right about the, you know, the dad left the money in the sofa for the family and they just threw it away like trash. They don't deserve it. And that's what we said. Thank you. Yeah.

So there's another Michigan story now. Oh, God. Of a man who is outside of a credit union in Michigan. All right. He spots a plastic box in the roadway. And he says, huh. I'm leaving the credit union now and there's a box in the road

I better pick it up so no one else has to swerve around it and hit it or anything cause an accident so I figured I wonder what's in the box $27,000 and why we're hearing about this story thank you

I picked it up and noticed a tag that said it was $40,000 who ass are counting them right there in the middle of the ste. The box actually only contained 27,000. Okay. It had been left to the roadway by an armored truck security guard. It's not mine in any honest person I would hope would take it back in. Let me tell you this.

There's no honest person that will take that money back. I guarantee. First of all, you pick up the boxes in the road. You're being nice. I appreciate that. I, too, would pick up that box. in hopes that it wouldn't cause an accident. How many bucks have you picked up?

Then I'm getting back in my car and going home. Then I'm opening the box to see what's in. Especially when I'm picking it up and it says the 40,000 on the outside, I'm just picking it up like nothing and going to my car. Not opening it. I'm not going back in the credit union. Gone. Because now this is kind of like the armored car thing, right?

where you pick it up and you realize, crap, this is an armory car thing. So then once you get home, you take back about 10 grand. You take the box back with about 10 grand in it. I picked this up.

I'm sure the cameras picked it up that I picked this up in the road. I just got in the car and I had an appointment to get to and I realized there's $10,000 in this. This is not mine. You're still up 17.

You're still good. Right? And I turned it in. I turned it in. you're welcome download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts oh we didn't even get to the coronavirus

yet I mean we're still it's still growing right I mean really we need the walking dead music I mean this is where we're at man yeah

I mean it's millions right I mean we're 40 50 60 50, 60 million quarantined. 58 million quarantined. I have a couple questions. I have a couple questions. We have a couple people.

We have a few people that are for sure with it in Canada, right? A husband and wife, a couple. And then there's what five in the U.S. Confirmed. And confirmed. But we have about a couple of tens, like 80 people that we're watching. Right, because the incubation period. The incubation period is like from a day to 20.

There's a day to 20 days. you could have it and you can catch it. Yeah. If I have it and I'm not showing any signs of it, I can still give it to you. Why? No, I don't have it. Is that audio from China? Jeffie, what happened?

Why are we accepting anyone? Why are any flights from the country of China being allowed into this country? Well, I tweeted a video in Italy, anybody that is coming from China, they get met with, like, their version of the CDC. They should be met with, turn around. Don't get off the plane. Go back to China. Yeah, but we're trying to land. And we just flew from Hong Kong to Italy.

Turn around. Oh, we just dumped a bunch of fuel all over a bunch of kids in the city of L.A. Oh, no, not that again. Oh, no, we got to land. All right, no problem. Land. We're going to refuel you and you're going to take off. So in Italy.

You have to go to China, but you can't stay here. In Italy, they're literally with thermometers just reading everybody's temperature before they get off the plane. But if I'm not showing any symptoms, big deal. Well, I think temperature, like fever is like the first thing to come. Okay. But so let's say I just caught it from. I'll say I just caught it from you. All right.

I just got done. I was out looking at the tourist sites in Wuhan, which are this time of year. Come on, man. Beautiful. That sun hits the planes. Oh, the shaft. There was one angle of the shadows from that building in Wuhan that just, I can't wait. Do you see my Instagram shot?

I did. I did. Hashtag Wuhan Today. Wuhan today. Yeah, it was a great trip. But if I don't have anything, if I'm not showing any symptoms, either that or turn around, we're not accepting you anymore. I don't get it. I don't know why we're not doing it.

At least Texas doesn't have it. I'm happy about that. Arizona has it. it, but not Texas. California has it. We're still, if I'm in Arizona and I saw this guy at the Wuhan art exhibit

in Phoenix and I say, you know, I think I'm going to go to Texas now and look for the new Wuhan exhibit in Dallas. No thanks. Stay home. Please. So apparently now we're getting all, there's all kinds of

strange report. Yeah. This is not strange report. Big time. The whistleblower. Do you believe her? Yes. I don't know.

I mean, I want to. I want to too. But that's scary, bro. I mean, we also get the China built a lab to study SARS and Ebola in Wuhan. Okay. Is that coincidence? And Netflix drops their epidemic outbreak series the same day to confirm. It's just, I don't know.

know what to be worried about it anymore. It's just, it's kind of scary. What makes me, what makes me really concerned is that it seems as though if it wasn't going to be very bad, it was just going to be like the SARS was, you know, or the Ebola. China wouldn't be acting the way they're acting. No, China, like, how can you put 58 million people in quarantine? Well, China can, right? You're not, we're shutting it down. There's no trains. There's no, okay, you're not leaving. Yes. But like that's serious. Right. Which makes me think that it's really bad. It's like if you think about it's like scary serious. Yes. I mean like really bad. If you go down that rubber hole, you could end up going

for you know my purchase supply plus a lot more of my Patriot's Freakins supply. I'll tell you doing that. You're doing brick house nutrition. You're doing some relief factor. You're doing some I Target Pro, you're doing, like, all the sponsors we have, you'll just start bulking up on all the sponsors. You just a rough greens. No joke. The dog. Actually, you eat the dog.

Well, I also saw on social media, people are leaving their dogs. And China is like, you cannot get it from your dog. So please do not leave your dogs. There'll be dinner. Oh, yeah, that sounds good. So what do you think, Jeffie? Is this being blown out of proportion? we like too paranoid or is this the new Ebola Ebola got like this right there's I mean we're

still look more people have died so far from just the regular flu here in the U.S. right of by far and more people have died worldwide from the flu and Ebola for sure so this is just a you know preliminary hey get freaked out about about you know Wuhan but uh it does just feel at this time. And I know, I know feelings, I get it, but it does feel at this time that it's something that could really just be scary. A scary sickness.

And I don't want that, I don't, I don't want to wake up one morning and hear, for real. I don't, I don't want to hear that for real. I don't. Plus, I mean, we're still fighting for our lives. I saw a story where a father in New Hampshire, his family was attacked by a coyote.

We just can't skip, you know, we just can't get a break. If he said the coronavirus is a coyote. And we had a map. Remember, we put a map up of all the attacks here in Texas? Yes. Yes, I mean, there's coyotes. And I saw one. the morning. I saw what, yes, coming into work. Friday, Friday morning. Up here by the park.

Oh no. There's kids in that park. Well, it's been closed now because it's flooded because I don't know how to build it right. They've spent millions of dollars on trying to stop it from flooding and guess what? It still floods. How about we just, you know, re-purpose it? That's a new lake. Really, that's what it is now, right? Yeah, it is. It floods. There has just went up by 30% Front House Lake. It floods, they close it. It floods out. They close it.

And, you know, whatever. And when it doesn't flood? They open it back up. Oh, okay. They don't close it? You get to walk the little path and you get to walk the million dollar concrete path that they built. Does that one take it to the golf course too or the path doesn't make the golf course? It takes you back through there.

Oh, okay. Which takes you back by the gun range. Oh, yes. That whole area back there is, did it rain for five minutes? I know it's amazing. It's fascinating. Incredible. It could rim for two seconds.

Flood. It's incredible. It's like the Louisiana. Yeah. We are in the Louisiana parts of Irving, Texas. So anyway, mom, dad, kids are out for a walk in New Hampshire. Attacked by a coyote. Attacked all they saw in coyote.

No, a coyote grabbed the kid. A coyote grabbed the one kid by the arm of his jacket, started to try to pull them off. Okay. He's hungry. I eat that little kid. Well, there's no food in New Hampshire, is there? Try to eat that kid, no.

It's a food desert. Yeah. New Hampshire. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Live free or die or something like that. Yeah, the granite slate, constator, whatever it is. I'm hungry for some soup.

Okay. Yeah, I could do that. No problem. So anyway, there's, they're interviewing the dad. And, uh, They ask a... I just play the interview. What's what happened today.

What a day for you and your family? Yeah. Unexpected. We went for a walk in the woods like we usually do. Did not expect anything out of the ordinary. We're about a half mile in, and a flash out of our peripheral came up, and my wife realized that our son had just been attacked by a coyote.

Luckily, he didn't hit any skin, just got his jacket. Did bring him to the ground, but my wife was able to disengage the coyote from our son. Amazing. So, I mean, I'll let him finish. I'll let him finish. And in the process, our other two kids ran a little bit into the force to be able to get away. And my wife and I tried to keep ourselves between the coyote and the children, which we did successfully. And then she stayed with them.

And ultimately, through a few, I actually kicked the coyote quite good in the chin once. And he fell down and then I was able to get on top of him. But unfortunately not before he bit me a few times. So he bit the guy a couple times. And so he's fighting the wife and the kids, you know, are run away, get away, because the wife pulled the kid away from the coyote. The coyote's been out of, the coyote had been seen around the area trying to chase other people. So he was looking for a human to eat, and he was hungry.

Allegedly looking for a human to eat. No, that's what he was doing. He grabbed the- We don't know that. Have you talked to the coyote? Well, we can't. Oh, we can't? Because, well, the father got away?

The father's going to tell. tell you what happened. When we tried to really kick and push and get rid of him in the process of him attacking us, it became clear that he was not disengaging from the aggressor. So it was obviously the fight or flight was gone. It was really a fight at that point. And I became the aggressor and was able to get on top of it on the ground and then work its way to expiry. How did you do that? Did you have to strangle it? Yeah. It was not something you practiced. I was able to get its head into the snow and get my my hand around it snoutsook could no longer bite me.

And then from there was able to suffocate it by using my body weight and a seizure locking it into... I'm sorry, I don't like this guy at all. Well, I do not like him at all. If you watch the whole interview. Oh, I did. He is a douche. He is kind of a dude.

And then I'm sorry, no normal civilian is using aggressor. And another key words that he said. He became the aggressor. Yeah. No one is using those words. What are you? you. I'm sorry. He did come back to a little human being at the end where he talked about he'll probably

wake up crying to the morning and his wife is the rock of the family and, you know, everything's bigger more of a douche than he is. No wonder. Finish up, finish up this little. Basically expiring slowly. It took about 10 minutes, unfortunately. I love this. Which is a lot longer than I anticipated.

Five minutes in, I thought it was very much over, but it was not. It was quite a ways to go, unfortunately. Nope. Not dead. Go ahead. well that's it the rest of it he goes on

if it comes to him of a douchebag no wonder the coyote attacked him he was getting rid of douchebats he was getting to attack him

well he missed he missed so the coyote was like that is a douchebag he might be a little douchebag too so let me start

from the little douchebag and then work my way up that's what I'm in the coyote this guy needs to go to jail he murdered a coyote

plus on top which the kids, or at least one of the kids, was attacked a year ago from another animal. So that supports my theory. I mean, holy cow. The animal kingdom knows that this is a douche family and they need to be taken down. So he goes a murder. He's a murderer.

I mean, look. Where's pita? For a coyote? Absolutely. Yeah, they love them. They love any kind of animal. They even love rats. And the animal didn't have rabies, although he got rabies shot so good for him.

but there was no foaming or anything like that. The end he was just, it was hungry and going crazy. He's a lot of food. Plus, he was after the family, according to you. Yeah, because they're duchess. It's trying to create a new word. Sure. Sure, that works.

Absolutely. They were, they were. Dushesets. And that's what we do here, is create new words for family people that were attacked. by wild animals. Allegedly attacked. Allegedly attack. That's true.

We only have his word. We don't have one side of the story. We don't have his word. Do we have the kids' side of the story? There was no, no, they probably won't let you talk to the kids because of their. Dush necessaries. And so, you know. To the spouse?

He said they were all. It's family walk. We do this every night. Shut up. Fish. Ooh. Fisher. Are they walking?

every night out and about. Are they doing that? I don't know. They're not. I don't know. The douche sisters. So, you know, now you got me doubting the bad story. I doubt it since he spoke.

Now you've got me doubting the bad story. You want me to show you where I doubt it? Hold on here. Let me play this. I'm going to tell you when I started doubting him. Okay, you ready? That's what happened today. What a day for you and your family.

Yeah. Unexpected. We went for a walk in the woods like. Right there. Walk in the woods like we do every night. Liar. Absolute liar. They live in New Hampshire.

Why would that be a lie? You don't walk in New Hampshire. It's too cold. Right now, it's too cold. That's why they're doing it. This family, that's why what saved the kid's life was his jacket. Right. You know, Fisher.

Once again, you have like completely destroyed my belief in you. These are some good theories I have. And you're not even, you're not even saying, No, it's possible. You've poo-poo-poo. No, you've convinced me that it's possible. Oh, I have. You have convinced me that it's possible, yeah.

Because I wasn't sure that I really liked the guy, the dad, watching the entire interview. It's like a six or seven-minute interview, and it's just, there's something there that's... Something fishy. I'm sure he's probably a nice guy. Something's not a day, coyote. You know, that's why you subscribe to chewing the fat right there.

is because we we smell between the lines and wait we changed it no just for this story oh just for this sir okay I mean of course we read between the lines on every other story

but this particular story we're smelling between the lines and when something smells fishy CTF records we're going to tell you because you're unable to smell it yourself

because this is just audio video and mostly audio mostly audio mostly audio A little bit of it. The whole thing is audio. Most of this is what I'm saying. Some people are watching that video.

Is that possible?