Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 291 | Birthday Blues

Episode Date: January 29, 2020

Today is Jeffy's birthday and he has a special show to share with you. On today's show we start with the worlds smallest human dead at the age of 20. Is calling someone a midget a bad thing? 911: Lone Star latest episode is woke, but not as woke as the first two episodes. Guanajuato, Mexico is having a bad month... this raise the question of WHY ARE PEOPLE GOING TO MEXICO FOR VACATION?! The newspaper industry is DEAD and Warren Buffett is selling his newspaper division. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. We lost them. Sad news. Cahengra Thapa Magar. I know. Sorry. Cahendra Thapa Magar. K-H-A-G-E-N-D-R-A.

T-H-A-P-A-M-A-G-A-R. We lost him. It was on top of. of the world. Rated number one. That's the shortest man in the world. Two feet. Four one inches tall.

I mean, that's like a drinking bottle. Hi, how you doing? But we lost him. Are you sure? Did you check under the couch? Yeah, no, he's gone. We lost him. Like, maybe under the bed?

We lost him. Now, he first received the title. Who knew there was a battle going, on on the planet for the shortest person on Earth. What else you have to live for? You're like two feet south. So he became the shortest man on Earth who's mobile. Because there was a, and is a Jean-Rae Bollowing at 2.75 inches, but he's immobile.

It's like a little rock It's just carrying him around Well he's happy Because he's not the shortest Yeah but no Oh no I mean he holds the record But he can't move around

So he's like the shortest person on the planet Oh so he still has a record Oh okay All right so So who takes it now Gah Gahangra Uh

Was Was number one Yeah so who is And then He was number one And then he got knocked off the mantle Oh no You're on the hill

Yeah You're the top, but everybody's coming after you. Right? Yeah. So, uh, Chandra Bahodor Dengay. Yeah. Uh, took it over from, from him.

Uh, but then we lost, we lost her. We lost her in 2015. So, we just, are you sure we checked on the table? So we lost her. Which gave, which gave our man.

The top. title back. Cahengra. What's his name again? Cahengra Thapa Magar back to the title. All right. So then we lost him.

So now now the record goes to Edward Hernandez. Hello, my brother. Edward Hernandez. One of your people. How tall does he go?

It doesn't say... Oh, come on. So he's right like three feet. It doesn't say. Hernandez. What is Hernandez? We got to... to find out how the shortest man in the world is Hernandez.

And he, shortest man Hernandez, how tall is he or short depending on? It's a him. He is two feet, three and a half inches. Oh, okay. So he's not, right? He is. So he's, congratulations.

Congratulations to, no, we didn't lose Edward. Although if I'm Edward, I'm thinking, I don't want the title. I want to live. Happy birthday, happy birthday. Here's a birthday wish for you. Happy birthday, happy birthday. We'll make your wish come true.

It's time to have a party that's celebrate today. Happy birthday. Everybody gather around to wish you a happy day. Happy birthday, happy birthday. Here's a birthday wish for you. Happy birthday, happy birthday. We'll make your wish come true. Oh, that's so sweet.

Tonight's episode, Birthday Blues. Yeah, yeah, that's my birthday. Like, uh, Hungar, something, something. Okay, Hen. Indra Thapa Magar. Yeah, they keep coming. Unlike him, who's over. Oh.

Oh, yeah. I mean, that's beyond short, bro. I mean, that's not a midget. No. Well, careful. I mean, no, you can't say that. What do you mean? She can't say the M word.

That's not a... It's little people. You can't say that. What do you mean? You can't say that's what they are. You basically just said the N word for the little people's. Really? Yes.

No. You still call them midgets. Jeff, stop. I don't have to blip if you do it. Then you, I mean,

if they're not midgets, then they're dwarfs. I think that's even worse. I think he's just like, bitch slapped them. So if I'm, if I'm, Hungar.

That's his name again? Hungar or something. It's good that, you know what, the internet service here in this building today? Just as a side note just between you and me.

Holy cow. I'm glad that we're an internet company because if we weren't, then the internet would just be slow or down to nothing because that's what it is. But Cahangra Thapa Margar

what do they call? They're just short people, little people. Yeah, little people. They're not midgets. They're not dwarfs. Now they do suffer from dwarfism. No, I don't think so. No, not Hongar or Hernandez. Those are just freaks.

These are the guys that... You can call these people freaks. I can't call midgett's dwarfs. No. Or midget. or dwarfs midges. But those are the guys you see at the carnival. Yeah. The tallest man in the world.

I mean, the shortest man in the world. He can ride a pony. No. He can ride a puppy. He's right. He's seen him on stage, but I felt bad for him. There's one video of Cahangra Thapa Magar on stage. And he's doing this little dance.

Not a little. It was. Can it be, it was sad? I felt bad for him. Can you say he's doing a dance? The regular size people are standing all around him and they're like, they're showing them out.

I mean, it was sad. It was like, so how do you pick him up? How do you pick him up? And then they showed him getting measured. So to get measured to be the smallest person on the planet, you got to do it like,

and they measure you in the morning and the afternoon at night and then they take the average. Oh, okay. Okay, so, okay, whatever. Wait, do we grow? But they show. and shrank, I guess.

I don't, but that's their deal. That's their deal. Right, right. It gets called out. Ooh, dude, you're only a foot. Oh, the sun's out. He's over two feet. Two feet out, yeah. So sad. I mean, it was a carnival show. You know, he's got the... What else you have in your life?

They put him behind a regular size guitar. They're playing this and they show him on stage, dance. It was a cardiac. What do you do? What else you have in your life? You're two feet tall. You can literally get kicked. Oh, I know. So anyway, they're measuring them.

And I'm thinking, like, they want to have them up against the wall, and then they want to lay them down and measure them. And I'm thinking, well, you know, they're waiting for them to, you know, step up against the wall or climb up on the table. Nope. The DAC is just picking them up and slamming them up again and standing up next to the wall. Then they wanted to measure them on a table. The doctor just picks them up, sets them down on the table.

I'm like, holy cow. If I'm an adult, a guy's 20 years old, and his 20. You're not an adult baby. He's just picking him up like a little freaking doll. You can't be an adult under two feet. Come on. You're not an adult when you're like two feet tall. I felt really bad for him, man.

I mean, he's probably a half. They'd take me. Just take me. Well, my understanding for when it comes to these little people's, they don't live that long. Well, no, he was suffering all kinds of. Yeah. They have other issues.

They have issues with their health. So, like, they don't live like a normal. more human, I don't want to say that, sounds insensitive. A regular human being would live like, you know, 70, 80 years old. Yeah, he kept getting sickness, you know, he had, according to this, he had, you know, asthma, pneumonia, heart problems, maybe Corona was kicking in, maybe a little Wuhan. I mean, he was from Thailand, close over there, India. India.

It's over there somewhere. Yeah. I just felt bad for the guy. I really did. I wanted to just at least, you know, have him come in and sit out and talk to him. You have to pick him up. Hop up there and sit out. Think about it.

What's more embarrassing? You getting picked up or you're trying to hop into a couch? I mean, you could hop up there. He can hop up on the chair right across to me. Now, does he have a tiny voice or does he have like a normal-sized voice? You know what? Let's see if we can find a video of Cahangar speaking. Hold on.

All right, so we search the globe for. words from Cahengra Thapa Magar and this is him as he became the face of tourism in his home country I mean what again is Chris so what else are you going to do right I mean he's just getting

thrown out on stage going and Cahangra 2 feet 4.1 inches tall get out here Cahangra hop up here let me stand here congratulations on your world title

and you can well understand The giddiness of Cahangara, sad. I felt really bad. Which, by the way, Edward Hernandez, he's a DJ from Columbia. That's who is the new... So we probably have audio from him. Yeah, we probably do have audio for him.

We may have... For some other time, though. When he dies, then we'll play his audio. Okay. Yeah. You know what? I promise across my heart. Okay.

That when Hernandez goes, I'll give him a retrospect. There you go. And it'll be a big one. Maybe you didn't hear me. It'll be a big one. There's a sheep shot, though. Thank you.

Thank you. So yesterday, big earthquake in the Caribbean, man. Cuba and Jamaica. I mean, it was out there. And the shocks of it all the way up both coasts of Florida. Tsunami. Yeah, they were worried about it. I mean, seriously, they were evacuated.

They go to Super Bowl. They made such a big deal about, oh, they were evacuating buildings. It was a government building in Miami. They all went, is that a shock? We've got to leave. What else is busy working? The government workers are like, we have to evacuate. Hey, my pen shook.

We got to go. It's possible tsunami could come. I mean, we've got to get out of here. Everybody else, we're working. We've got Super Bowl down. It's a Super Bowl weekend. I'm messing around. Now, it was a 7-7.

That's big. That's really strong. That is a tsunami level. Yeah. Now they had some aftershocks that were in the sevens and sixes that are still going on. I remember in, I was on the air in, I don't know, 100 years ago on WFLA and Tampa on a Saturday when they had an earthquake in the Gulf. And there was, I mean, I was talking calls from people who had the driveway cracked and houses were shaking. and there was a possible tsunami level event happening that day as well.

But there was no tsunami. How we had a tsunami? Well, yes, there have been tsunamis on the planet. In the United States? I thought I'm aware of. That's what I'm saying. Other than breaking down, I mean, not breaking up, 911 in California. That was a big one.

You know, that lasted three episodes. Yes, it did. That was a big one. Have you seen the, are you ever? to date on the 911 Loan Star? Yes, I am. Out of Austin, Texas? I told you.

Holy gal. They're done. They're done with a wokeness. I know they are not. They're telling it back. No, they're not. They're telling it back. And I thought that Livet Tyler, this is, let me give you.

Yeah, what's wrong with her? Let me give you my, uh, let me give you my wife's review of 911 one one loan star. Why not your review? Because this is turning into my review. I've watched them. I'm up to date. I'm up to date. Okay.

And I haven't watched an episode with her because I told her I can barely sit through it on my own. If I'm sitting with you, we're moving on. We're going to something else. I've got other things to do with my wife. I'm going to watch the long as I know. Anyway. It is your birthday. So, you know, I hope you're.

Sorry? I hope you're, you know, keeps.com. Tired of losing your hair. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You know, it looks like you've been losing a little bit of hair.

Keeps, baby. Keeps.com. Grow that hair for me, baby. Hey, did you notice that Glenn took this bed and played it? I was laughing. So hard. Were you? Were you laughing?

Yes. I'm glad you were laughing because I wasn't. The listeners were laughing, too. Because I wasn't. This is another example. Another example. That's all right. All right.

Review. That one won't know why you brought it up because I let it go. So I let it go. Well, I don't, it doesn't look like you let it go. It doesn't look like you let it go. And then today, speaking to Glenn Beck. And today. No.

Don't do it. Don't. And today. Is there no one? Let's get back to that. Yeah, let's get back. There are no other music except the stuff that I'm using at my show. For what he wanted, no, there wasn't.

Really? Yes. I bet you that I could find something else. On the system? I wouldn't want anyone to just hurry up and do something, you know, separate. Okay, you digress now. Lone Star, 911, review from your wife. I'll get back to what I was going to tell you about.

Another thing that happened today, too. But 911 Lone Star. So I've made it through all three of them, and they were, man it is tough to get through them but uh i will give you that the last one this third one was less woke woke than any of the other two yes but still yes yes yes and still you know the Texas guy knows everything about what's going on in Texas and the corn. I did like that rescue. That corn rescue was pretty cool.

It was a good rescue. It was a good rescue. Yes, it was. And some pretty cool stuff that I did not know that the fire department have. And if they don't have, I feel like they're lying to me because I feel like the, like. Like, but the scene where he calls him, you know, coach son, that was valid. Absolutely, 100%. Pretty boy.

So, oh. valid. Yeah, 100%. So my wife comes out and goes, Liv Tyler. Didn't she used to be able to act? I know what's wrong with her. I don't know.

Is she sick? The whole whispering all the time. And like, I'm sad. She has a cloud of like sadness. And maybe that's how she's, you know, that's the character. But. But it's messing with her.

Yeah. Makes it look like horrible. Yes, really bad. And very bitchy. Like in your face. Like, ugh. Like no one wants to date that. No. No. Like I get it. You lost your sister, but like, dude. You lost your sister live, but dude. Dude, like, talk normal. Stop whispering. Yeah. The whole whisper thing drives me insane for everything. Yeah. For everything. We're in the middle of a heated rescue. And she's, we've got to do this. Yeah, and I feel like all the lines are her, her lines are like, action lines of like, we're going to do this. Yes. Lying your back. But I'm going to.

Yes. Yeah, they just gave her like, we just did you to like action lines. Okay. Go. So, uh, I remember when I thought she could act too in a couple of movies. At least one anyway, my favorite. Armageddon. Yeah, she was good there.

What do you think about that rescue? on the food baby. She was like catheter and then this is food baby. Yeah, the food baby. No, she had, it was water poisoning, man. There was like pee going everywhere. And of course, it's, you know, the Texas all you can eat giant eight pounds of beef contest. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, it's just. A little skinny girl took home. I know. I know. Stook her down, man. It's good stuff. That's what I mean. See, when you have a speedy,

eating, that's different than the distance eating. That's where I'm at. I'm like the Kenyan distance. Yeah, the speed eating thing. I don't do, sorry. I don't do, anyway. So then. The thing comes off.

Then Glenn Beck. Oh, Glenn Beck, okay. The gloves are off. What do you do? The gloves are, you know, let me tell you something about Glenn Beck, all right. So did you see where William Shatner's getting a divorce? No, I didn't know that

He's 88 years old He's going to be 89 In March All right Fourth divorce Wow Now this wife is 59 years old

That's pretty young If you're 88 Yeah she's still has some miles left But So they're They're apart now And He's going to be able to keep

And I know this is You know If you were concerned For for William, he's going to be able to keep most of his $100 million fortune. So the pre-nup was strong. Oh, yes, it was. The pre-nep was strong with this one.

He's married to her for like 18 or 19 years, though. It's a long time. That's a long time, yeah. So congratulations to Bill for keeping the money in-house. I don't know how much she gets. It didn't say if she, you know, what she gets? You know, I'm sure she probably gets what? 10-mill or something?

With the pre-nup, maybe five. Oh, whoa. A percentage of what he made when they were. Yeah. She gets nothing from before. Before. No. That's all his.

So the last 20 years. Boston legal. She gets to cut some of that. She gets a cut from, you know, maybe the Christmas album. The Christmas albums. So she's not getting much from that. That I bought one for us. Did I give it to you?

Did I keep it? Remember I bought the album? No, I do remember you purchase. just sing the album. Did I give it to you? See, that's a question for the ages, since I don't have it. Do you have a record player?

So, yeah. Okay, then I'll try to find anything I give it to you. I thought that was our deal. You didn't buy the album. Yeah, I did. Oh, you bought the digital copy. No, I bought the album. No, you didn't.

Okay. Now back to Glenn Beck. What do these cities now have in common. Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago, New York, Atlanta, Houston, Dallas, Fort Worth, San Diego, Seattle, Tacoma, Honolulu, Anchorage, Minneapolis, St. Paul, Detroit, Miami, Washington, D.C., Philadelphia, Newark, Boston, El Paso, Puerto Rico. Yes, they all have in common that their airport. will be screening for the coronavirus coming from Wuhan.

Why is that not been happening already? It's incredible to me that that has not been happening. Now we had the flight. I know. We're there. I mean, we are there. No, we're not. Stop. Stop.

Don't say that. We're not there. We're not there. That's doomsay talk. I know. We're there. How do you tell me that we're there when we only have, you know, death toll of 1302 in China?

If you believe that. And 6,078 confirmed cases with a day-over-day increase of more than a thousand. That's it, though. Only 68 cases outside of China, but three other countries have reportedly person-to-person transmission of the virus, you know, evacuating 206 people from the virus epicenter Wednesday morning. I know. You know, to a Japan ready.

And the ones they evacuated in from China coming in on the cargo plane was supposed to land. And I thought originally the story was, it had been diverted from Ontario International. I thought, we're evacuating people to Canada. I love that. Right? They might be sick. Send them to Canada. But no.

No, California. Oh, yeah. But they diverted it from that airport to a military base, which makes me think. Uh-oh. Thank you. What happened in the walking dead? They were sent to a military base. I thought he woke up like in a hospital and like he walked outside.

Then why did you keep me to do walking dead? Because when they're evacuating people to a military base, that means there's trouble right here in River City. And we should be screening. A, why are we accepting any flights from China into this country? I know. That's my first question. I like the British Airways said, no more flights.

We're done. We should be done too. Sorry, we're done. Isn't that the first thing you do when you shot all transportation? We've seen from... Amazing, that's what China's doing to their cities. Isn't that what you see, like, on, I don't know, TV shows like 24? You shut down transportation.

That's the first thing you do. Any public transportation is done. No, I know, it's difficult in a free market society. See, now you're going to give me some facts, and you're going to bog me down with the facts. But, you're like, for example, we have Thailand, 14 cases, Taiwan, eight cases, Japan, 7, Singapore, 7, Malaysia 7, United States, 5, Australia, 5, North Korea, South Korea, 4, France, Germany, 4, Vietnam, 2, Canada 2, Nepal 1.

That was a short boy. Cambodia 1. Short boy. It did say he was having lung issues and stuff. That could have been Wuhan. Yeah. Corona, not Wuhan. No, it's Wuhan.

That's a hashtag Wuhan. Hong Kong has banned all entry. If you were coming from Wuhan, no, thank you. You're out. Have a nice. And I don't think they said they were going to shoot you. Well, they would burn down the place that was supposed to house all those people. That's a good point.

That's a good point. Plus, China has now, which makes me, leads me to believe that they know more than what they're saying. They've suspended wildlife animal trading. Yeah. So, I mean, if you thought zoos were struggling yesterday, nobody going to them. I mean, there's no new animal. No. And by the way, uh, they shut them down.

Beijing said, is that all you've got is squirrels? Why does I squirrel with a second year like on the left side? That's Wuhan. Oh, okay. Okay. But then Beijing said, uh, schools are closed indefinitely. Right. That's why I think we're not, okay, right now there's no need to really panic.

It's just me panicking as a joke, okay? You better because they're scared quick. I know, I know. Seriously, this is why I think China's not telling us everything because they're shutting down schools or shutting down cities and we're supposed to just, it's okay. Well, my wife, I feel like they're not telling us everything. My wife teaches Chinese kids.

You have blueheads coming into the house? I do. If it's transmitted through the internet. Yes, you know what? Oh, it is? Do we know that it's not? True, we don't. Okay, then.

So the company sent an email saying, hey, you know, we're still going to do class, but just be in the lookout, you know, for more information as the Chinese government is shutting down schools and stuff. Wow. So, I mean, if she logs on. and right at Little Timmy well no they got like weird names

like Jade okay little Jade starts to sweat has a little woo hand cough yeah I mean I would unplug that computer

right now do I burn it yes so the letter that your wife got uh huh says I'm sorry the email that was said email yeah well we're not set in letters

Virus free, I hope. We're not accepting mail from China. Says what now that the kids, why would the kids not be there? Because they've shut down these cities. They might have tried to evacuate. They may have tried to evacuate. Yeah, so I guess like the kids' parents have not responded back if they're going to attend class. Because they're being off for New Year's.

Right. Because New Year's a big celebration, right. And then the government said, hey, we're going to extend New Year's because you're all quarantine. And there's nothing else to do. So we're going to extend new years. Isn't that special of them? So school starts again on Monday. So really what they're saying to you, really?

I mean, let's be clear, it's China. The student who doesn't show up tried to evacuate. So, I mean, do we know for a fact that it's happened? No. No. Okay, so we got to do this, I think, Chris. Maybe we do it chewing the fat day here in Dallas, Fort Worth. In Tampa, on February 15th, they're having a big detective day.

Where they're going to have teams do, well, they're calling it sneaky finders, because I guess they can't call it clue because of the game and legal rights. but you get they have teams cost you have 48 bucks a team six up to six members and you can have minors as extras on your team and they're expecting you know at least a hundred teams maybe more and how that's what five grand for the day that's what that's much of what i'm making a day wait what i don't make five grand a day oh okay i was going to holy cow we need to

renegotiate if you're making five grand a day I'll tell you that. I don't make $5,000 a day. So, I like already, I'm already in the plus out of here. You have to get the, you know, you sign up and then you, then it's just all part of the app, right? It's a detective thing played around the town. This is like, how you call that? And you try to solve the ticket and you have prizes, right?

Yeah. It's a scavenger hunt, but you're trying to solve a murder. So it's a scavenging hunt with a theme. And so if you're the first, there's different. prizes for you know the first team done where was the it's in the afternoon language is all in English how to play you grab a team ticket solve the mystery take the glory win the prizes there's prizes to be one fastest team best fancy dress it's 1920s inspired oh hell yeah man freaking a half best team picture

year, best team name, best little detective, kids prize, best canine detective. Nice. So those can all be, that can all be sponsored. Absolutely. So now we're talking about more than a day's worth of work for the five grand. Yeah, now you've making me do like at least,

now, this is like two weeks project now. More than that, because you're going to have to go get a sponsor. Oh, it's not even making it look like two months of work. You're going to have to have some, you know, best canine detective gets, you know, dog food. to you by Gentle Giants Best Little Detective

Kids Prize Hey here's a coupon to go to Toys R Us They don't exist anymore But hey here's a coupon Anyway Best team name Best team picture

I mean Those all you get a family You get a coupon For a family photo From Frame Life Photography So I mean You still gotta go Good sponsors right

Would you get the app I think I think we could do it I think we could pull it off Chewing the fat murder day Dallas forward we can do it maybe nationwide

worldwide a worldwide scavenger hunt worldwide worldwide just log under the app but try to figure out who killed the little guy the two foot

the foot oh yeah that's right it was Wuhan so well the next one the next little guy oh Hernandez the DJ from Columbia we just pick somebody out of the blue

we say who killed so well you know Jeffrey seen murder still, you know, not fully close. I don't like the way you say murder. He was suicide? Yeah, like I said, you know, he was murdered. And the case is not closed.

So maybe we have people solve that mystery. Okay. All right. It's already been solved. He was murdered with Hillary Clinton death list. Yeah, okay. If you think it was Hillary Clinton death list, prove it. Give me the evidence.

Thank you. We'll give you a best of it. bag of dog food. So speaking of murders, I felt bad yesterday because I see the headline 48 dead between Friday and Sunday. And I thought, holy cow. Coronavirus, bro. What are we talking about? Well, they were shot. They were murdered. Oh. Oh. And they had the coronavirus. Forty-eight people murdered. And I'm thinking, 48 people. Woo-ham. It's a verb now.

You got woo-hams. So the reason I felt bad, though, not for the 48 people murdered. What the hell? I was thinking, it's just a joke. Of course, I felt bad for the 48 people murdered.

But then it's in Mexico. Oh, so that's just another day. That was El Chapo Jr. Or El Chapo's daughter, someone stole her beer recipe. Right. So. So so far.

This is the 29th of January. Okay. 2020. State government, if you're listening live. No, we're not. On the podcast, if you're listening to watching live, January 29. Not even for your birthday, we can get a podcast. No, it's live.

Okay. You're listening live. 8-08-90-33-93. Is that number? And you call in right now. I'd like to hear from you. You can call in, you know, wish me happy birthday, even though I don't care, but you can wish me.

So, uh, 300 assassinations already in one state in Mexico. In 29 days. The state of...

Here we go. Here we go. The state of what? Glad a haunt a though. I'm sorry. Spell that. G-U-A-N. G-U-A-N.

A-J-J-U-A-T-O. U-A-T-O. Guanajato. That's what I said. Same thing. You can't even tell the difference between me and you. Here, this is me.

Guanawhato. And then this is you. Wanahato. So you can't even tell the difference. So last year in... Guanahato. That was me, by the way. 3,540 people.

We're murdered. Dude. I mean, they are... Dude. They're doing the distance. Right? They won the guineas rule record for most murdered. Wow.

I mean, if you say go down to Mexico for a vacation. That's what I'm saying. I never understood that when people were like, oh, I want to go to Mexico for, I'm like, why? My son went down there not long ago with his wife for a vacation at the, at the, no. Oh, we lost them. No, not yet. Oh no. Well, I told them.

I was like, dude, do not leave the compound. No, no, you don't leave, no, no, you said a hard rock and you don't leave the grounds of a hard rock. Do not leave? Now, he did. Oh, dude. Does that have good life insurance? He said, and I better be on that thing. I'll tell you that.

He said that when they left the compound, he went out a couple times and then he said that, I didn't go very far and I was like, no, we got to get out. We're going back. Of course. Are you any idiot? Seriously. You don't. So I mean, just stay on the compound.

Yes. Let the compound take you to the airport. Which is why a hard rock cafe. Yes. They spend a lot of money to keep you in there. Right. Because they know if you leave, it's bad for business. You can go out on the street and you can, you know, maybe buy a trinket or two.

Yeah, yeah. We'll bring the people to you. But he said that they went out to a couple different places, heard a couple of horror stories. and you know you never you walk and you know nope I don't need a ride no oh no you don't need a ride I'm good it was him and his wife yeah also we're just going for her I mean yeah that's that's right Megan wants Megan gets you know no no no I'm saying like the people the Mexican bad people were going to go after her like they didn't care

plus I will right plus I will say that you know as a side note, seeing my son may be a tad imposing. You know, so, I mean, six foot five bald with a big beard, white American. And then you have a freaking Mexican with a freaking long rifle, freaking smacks you in the head. He falls.

Good luck smacking him in the head and dropping that. Oh, baby. He's going to fall like a coconut. I don't think so. I hope he is. Now, I see your son's wife a Missouri. Zonian Seinfurtal woman. That might scare me off more than

your football player's son. So anyway, but I mean, stay on the compound. Yeah, you stay on the compound. That's the rule of thumb going to Mexico. The rule that I'm going from any country outside the United States. I mean, it's almost the rule of thought in cities in the United States.

Like say St. Louis. The last time I was in St. Louis, man. You take the train from the airport to downtown. and then don't make a right. Stay downtown. You stay at the holiday. You stay downtown, man.

You keep that stadium in your eyesight and don't make a right, bro. So did you realize that there are newspapers anymore? They're not? No, there are newspapers. Oh, yeah, I see them at Starbucks. So Warren Buffett is selling all those newspapers. Here we go, Jeffrey.

How much? I think we could pull the money together and buy it. So he's selling it. I'm telling them for $140 million. We're in. All right. I just need you to bring $140 million. I can't bring that much.

In early 2010, I got it. I got it. I got no pro. I got your got covered. He bought $28 for $344 million. Wow. Well, he's losing now. So he's taken a pretty big loss.

Yes, he is. They weren't quite as successful as what he thought they would be. When did he buy it? 10 years ago Dude 8 or 9 years ago I think so too I think he was hoping

Like what He was hoping Like what That the newspaper industry is going to Like go up Yeah Well iPads and E readers are coming out

Oh you know what It's a good investment here Newspapers coming back Just like magazines Are coming back Do you also buy magazines He bought him And he let this publisher

Lee Enterprises run them And now he's just selling them to them No problem take care. You can run. They're all yours. Just get them off my hand.

Get them out of my hands. So, I mean, I can't, they own a lot of, they own like over 80 newspapers now, this Lee publishing. So I wouldn't expect any in-depth local town coverage. I mean, it's going to be one story for 88 newspapers at 50 cents a pop. Good luck. God bless. oh man

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I don't want to wish Wuhan on anybody. I'm cutting you off. So the Harvey Weinstein. I don't wish Wu Han. And I know he's, I don't even know why we're having a trial. We should just put him in town square and stone him and have it be done.

We've already elect this business. Download and subscribe to more content. His life is over. At the bleas.com slash podcasts. And it's all gone to hell because he's Harvey Weinstein and he's a dirt bag and me too movement has proven what a dirt back he is. I get it. And I know that it's very difficult to be on Harvey's side for any of this. And he hasn't even, his defense team hasn't even started yet. All right. This is all prosecution going on.

And we have people taking the stand, testifying that aren't even part of the charges from the incidents involving the three women who are charging him. It's incredible. Incredible. And they all, many of them, I don't say they all, many of them after the alleged assault. And I hate to use the word alleged because these women are saying that it happens so it's not alleged. It actually did happen, and that's the way it is. But after, after these alleged assaults, they continued a relationship with Harvey. So it's, to me, not a surprise that he would think that it was consensual. One lady talked about being for the alleged assault the first time,

and then talked about which is what he's being that one I think he's being charged with talked about another alleged assault that he's not being charged with when she went back after the first one what you you you were you got assaulted

you want me to believe that you got assaulted from Harvey Weinstein and then after that, after that was over, a period of time passed short or long and you went back to deal with him again. And then you were assaulted again. And then you continue to do work with him after that. It's going to be fascinating to see how the defense holds up. And imagine the outcry from.

Me too if he's found not guilty. Wow. That will shock me too to the core. In other news, doctors are now warning young males to not use banana peels to pleasure themselves. I don't know what a rim shot is for for the banana peel. Now, according to the, uh, the, internet banana peels are the closest thing to not true mangoes to other things that happen I could give you a list of things that are the doctors are saying

well if you have a banana allergy you're more likely to have sores and well if you have a banana allergy don't use them why am I what the rim shot for but as I'm reading this whole thing I'm thinking Why have I never used a banana peel? What have you been using? I mean, I'm just saying I've never used a banana peel. Oh, okay, okay, okay. That's all I'm saying.

One banana skin supporter in this story said that I've used the banana skin technique occasionally in my 78 years of it. And the bigger the banana, the banana, the best. better. I mean, I give you an actual rib shot. What are you doing? So one banana skin supporter said that he's used the banana skin technique occasionally for many years in his 78 years on earth. Wow.

The bigger the banana, the better. Thank you. As you know, I always wanted to be the Postmaster General. And then I found out that really the Postmaster General answers to the Board of Governors, so you want to be part of the Board of Governors and not the Postmaster General. But this is story here is why I need to be in charge of the Postal Service. This cannot be allowed and it cannot happen. A Postal Service employee in Virginia Beach claimed

that he was so overwhelmed as a postal worker. And you can well understand how postal workers can be overwhelmed because they've got to drive the truck up to the mailbox and put the mail in the mailbox. I mean, that's a struggle. And they've got to do that every day. Right. So he was overwhelmed and he was so overwhelmed.

In fact, that he rented a storage unit and then he would go and just throw the mail he didn't want to deliver into the storage unit. What are you thinking, man? What are you doing? I mean, I don't get it. So a witness saw Jason pull up with the mail truck, started throwing stuff in the storage unit. Took some biscuits and like, I don't know what this guy is doing, but it looks like he's just, throw it mail into the storage unit.

Do you just keep buying storage units? I mean, maybe you get a little bit of help, Jason. Maybe there's something else going on in your life. Because you're not thinking it through. I mean, if you're going to get, at least some of the people that got overwhelmed, you should just throw it out along the highway. Or they would, you know, at least put it in the trash, just to get rid of it. You're putting it in a storage unit.

I mean, that's just, once that gets filled, then what, you got to buy Another one? Exactly. Pretty soon you, every storage unit is filled with mail. Because one thing, mailman, it does not stop. Can I court you on that? Yes. Okay.

Yes, you can. That's the one thing about mail, and that's the good thing about mail. That's why I believe in the United States Postal Service is because mail never stops. I'm ready for a Super Bowl ad, to be honest. I mean, a big game ad right now from the USPS. Mail never stops, and neither do we.

The USPS. Huh? Mail never stops, and neither do we. The USPS. No, why would you... Oh, it's just the root. It's just the end.

By the way, I've noticed we've gone for like an hour and a half now. Oh, boy. And we have not addressed the video of you dancing that I tweeted out that someone emailed me with the subject line, you're welcome. Well, that was nice of somebody, you know, thinking of you. I don't think they were thinking of you. I mean, I don't think they were thinking of me. They're thinking of you.

Why, whoever sent that to you? And by the way, I'd like to know who. It wasn't your wife. Just know that. First of all, I don't care. It's a stupid video I recorded. I don't know. So were you trying to do a backflip?

Wasn't that long ago. It wasn't that long ago. It was part of, oh, I mean, Stu's first stupid show was still on. That's from the wonderful world of Stu. Oh, okay. We were filming something? I don't remember what. So were you trying to do a backflip at the end before your phone broke?

Well, that's one thing you don't see in that video is that I do do a backflip. Oh, you do do a backflip. Is that after or before the phone breaks? Yes. That was before. Before. Before. Okay.

You never know when they start a video when you see it on. Because you can hear the person recording nine more seconds. I seriously have I have no idea what we were recording. I really had nothing. Did it form break when it drop? I got nothing. I got nothing about that. I got nothing.

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