Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 292 | MoviePass DEAD, New Emojis Coming, & Good News For Barstool Sports

Episode Date: January 30, 2020

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And now, a Blaze Media podcast. This is retrospective on chewing the fat. Today, a company born in 2011. The service allowed subscribers to purchase up to three movie tickets per month for a monthly fee. It utilized a mobile app where users check in to a theater and choose a movie in Showtime, which resulted in the cost of the ticket being loaded to a mobile app. being loaded to a prepaid debit card. Named as one of the 25 most disruptive apps of 2012,

and part of the best of everything in that same year. In 2017, it fell sick. Major cinema chains, particularly AMC theaters over its business model and sustainability, were happy. The illness became worse in 2018 when the service was forced to temporarily shut down for a day in order to negotiate an additional loan and begin making other changes. On September 14th of 2019, it shut down its mobile ticketing service. The sickness worsened.

On January 28th, 2020, movie pass filed for chapter seven bankruptcy and announced that it had ceased all business operations movie pass at the age of eight almost nine years old dead this has been retrospective on ctf Yeah, yeah, I'm going to go. Why you get off me? So first it started with you will talk. You will wait like a couple of seconds and then talk. Now you're literally letting 44 seconds play.

Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. My show. I know it is. My show. By the four seconds you could be talking at least on top of the music. I give and I give and I give. It's an opportunity for me to take a breath.

I mean, I just got done talking of a retrospective that brought me down and now I'm going into another sad story. Oh no. Yeah we lost it's Thursday though. We lost her. Oh no we lost her? We lost her yeah. This actually could have been another retrospective Fatima

Masukulalova Oh no not Fatima Masukulatova From Tajikistan Born in 1893 Wait Wait Wait Wait

Are you sure was 1893 Born March 13th 1893 And she just died At the age of 127 Years old Dead She is according to this story

The last person To remember the 1800s. Dude. Hold on, hold on. You got to say that again. She's born and when? 1893.

And we're in 2020. I know. Now, they did not interview me. I mean, there's another person on the planet that we actually remembers the 1800s. Yeah, but do you remember as vividly as she did? No. See? No, I don't.

Yeah, you don't drugs. She's done all these stuff. Yeah. I mean, she was born in 1893. She had seven years to go through life and. Remember, she doesn't read it, 827. What was it like in 1800s? I don't know.

She never remembered. Well, she, you know, yesterday we talked about, you know, the shortest, yeah, the shortest, mobile. The shortest mobile. The shortest mobile. Was she still mobile at 100 and something? Oh, man. She was out.

Yeah, she. Great, great, great, great, great, great, great. She died running the backhoe out back. She was digging a hole for the new latrine. And, you know, she fell off. Dude, the things you've seen. well you say that but she was she lived in uh worsah and to jacques to thakistan or wherever the hell it is that even something you don't even remember there's nothing there's the thing she's

seen it was nothing okay yeah there's nothing middle east is still in the 1800s yes yeah she doesn't i mean it's not like she saw all these great things i mean i guess she did really you know there were you know oh look a horse is pulling the They're still pulling cars over there. She lived in Dakana, in the North country. It's a six and a half hour drive from the Capitol. She doesn't see anything. She doesn't see anything.

Was this a Guinness World Record? She worked for her life for a collective farm. She continued to work in cotton fields, even after she retired. she loved her job. I told her she was out back with the backhoe digging a latrine. The official statement, she's been working

in the collective farm all her life. When she retired, she stayed at home and worked in agriculture. She still wanted to eat, so she still planted food out back. Yeah, like you said, she's digging her hole in the backpack.

Did she? She was still working in agriculture. Yeah. Because she wanted to eat into Jakistan. There are believed to be 78 people into Jakistan.

over 100 years of age. Wow. So this could be the fountain of youth? I mean, yes. Well, the fountain of the fountain of youth. Immortality. Maybe that's where she died. She wasn't digging a latrine.

She was digging, looking for the fountain. She was waiting for the water to come up. So it's the fountain of living old. The world's oldest. Immortality, yeah. What? Immortality. Yeah, no, but it's not immortality.

She's dead. She died trying to find it. The oldest woman alive today? 117. Tanaka from Japan. Come on down. Stop pushing the wheelchair so fast. Come on down here.

So as of today, you are now the oldest female on the planet. Congratulations. Macca from Japan. Now you've still got another 10 years. go before you reach the Tejcacca's aunt ladies age at 127. You think you're going to make that? What's

that? I can't understand her. Congratulations. No, she got. Is it a good life to live to a hundred and something? Maybe for her, right? She's still working in agriculture. Right. Right, I know. I mean, you get up, you do what you can, right? You do as much as you can.

This is like the same case of the shortest man in the world. No, no, no, no, no, no, because the shortest man, it was sad. I felt bad for him. Yeah, he's 20. He's just nothing but a side show. This is a side show, too. No, the old lady, the old lady's not a side show.

She's just old. Jeffrey, she's the oldest human being that was born in 18 something. Okay, she's a side show. Hey, want to go see the oldest lady on earth? She's in Tajikistan. No, I'm good. Oh, no, sorry. No, I don't.

No, I'm good. First of all, you've got to get to the capital. then you've got to drive another six and a half hours just to get to her worth every penny of it. I'm good. There she is. What, is that exclusive audio? Yes.

Yes, it's exclusive audio. She sounds like the mummy. Did you see the audio? Yes. Oh, that's fantastic. Amazing. We should play that because I know Pat's been playing it. So if you listen to Pat on Leash, he's been playing it in his show because, you know,

he beat me to the punch. It's fine, whatever. Well, to your defense, you were at the hospital when this came out. But fantastic. Fantastic audio. They uncovered a mummy and they recreated his larynx and they created a sound that they claimed. This is what he would have sounded like back in 1893 with into Jacka. And it's riveting is what it is.

If you watched, at first I thought it was similar to Jurassic Park. You know, when you watch Jurassic Park 3, they had the, you know, remember, they had the, the gazoos? The velociraptor, gazoes. Yeah. And, and, but no, not really. I went back. But let us not forget, Jeffrey, because this is, you know, CTF. This is not the mummy, though, but.

No, no, no, that's, that's a, that's orangutang. I mean, that's actual orangutank. That's not from a mummy. There's an orangutanic, mimicking human speak. So this is the mummy that... This is the recreation of the mummy. And it sounds... I mean, does it sound like the cane Tanaka from Japan at 117?

I'm not sure. I'm just... It could sound more like... Is her name again? Sakanaka? something. That doesn't sound right. I think that's what it is.

It's Sakanaka something. It's the sound right. It's a, it's their stupid name. Top of the story, maybe. Yeah, no. Oh, yeah. Fatima

Mizakulova. Yeah, Fatoma. Musakouva, yeah. That's what I said from Tajaka's town. Come on down. Tanaka, you're the oldest female on the planet at 117.

What's it feel like? No, seriously. Seriously, what's it feel like? Congratulations, you're the oldest female on the planet. You know that's exactly. It's actual audio. This is so sad. It's actual audio.

What do you mean? The show is so sad. All right, we're done. Okay, well, so, you know, if you think that the show was stupid, I'm just telling you actual news stories is all I'm doing and you know, don't remember too Brexit is actually happening.

Dude, did you see that in Nigel speech? For those of you listening live on Thursday, the 30th of January 2020 you know that though if you're listening and watching live. Yeah, we did record it on January 30th, 2020 but no one can listen by that literally. The cameras are in, the cameras are in studios. Yes, but they're off and they're not broadcast in.

is still. Yeah, that is on, yes, but it's not broadcast. So those of you listening live to the audio, you can call 888, 900, 33-903. No, I'm recording unless of you're listening live, is my point. Brexit is tomorrow. Are you ready? And I feel like we should call our English guy.

Maybe I'll try to get a hold of the next thing. Yeah. Did he give us any information last time? No, but I'm still trying to get a free globe. I still want to talk. So talk about Brexit? Peter Ballerby from Ballerby, globe makers. I mean, I love him, and he's one of my favorite, and I mean this sincerely,

I freaking love his work. Oh, no, you show me his work. He's awesome. Commission amazing work. Awesome stuff. I mean, he's made some of the globes. Well, you know, I'm not sure of the price. Oh, I'm sure what the price. If you have to ask, it's really expensive. But I'm hoping that, Peter, I mean, it's a desk model or something.

One of the little desk ones, just a good, I just want a ballerby globe. That's $10,000, sorry, sir. I just want a baller me. I want him to say, oh, Jeff, man, you really want one? Like the last time I, you know, I love it. He wasn't. I love all the work you're doing. Hello?

No, I guess we're done with Peter, okay. No, I mean, you know, I prefer to talk to. He was actually great. He was, I make fun because I would not expect him to give me a globe. I mean, if you wanted to, that's fine. I'm not going to say no. I'm going to say thank you, and I'll display it for the world to see. Not possible.

What do you mean? But, like, if we. I'm going to talk someone like... I mean it's not possible for the... Work to see it if you take a picture. That's what I'm sounding. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, look, here's my new Ballerby Globe makers. Good, good, good. Wow. The offices and studios are in London, England. I'll prefer to talk to the Queens Butler over him. Ooh, that's a good idea. That's a good idea.

I've been following him on... social media. Me too. He gives his little etiquette things. Some of the etiquette things, I'm like, eh. Common sense. Oh, like you don't agree with it? Like the last time.

The last one he posted that long ago was etiquette if you go to visit someone. You don't ask to use the restroom within the first 30 minutes of you arriving at their residence. I really have to go. Right, thank you. What if they live like four hours away?

I mean, am I supposed to pee in the garden before I go in? Maybe did you ask that question? No, I should. But I mean, you know, the thing is I was just thinking should I just, hey, I'll be right. Hey, how you doing? I'll be right in, man. Did I have to go to the bathroom? I'm just going to, these roses look pretty good.

So I'm just going to stay. I'm going to water them. Because I got, etiquette says I can't ask to use your restroom in the first 30 minutes. Well, can you just wait 30 minutes? What's some of the 30 minutes in that four hour drive to Austin? No, no, no, no. No. No.

No. No. No. but there was not a QT and one. There's a buckies from here to Austin, a pretty big bucky's. I know. I know. You're going to stop there?

Stop there. I stop there. I stop there. Now though, just inside travel baseball. But they've changed the exit. They have. You got to get up way the hell back. I think it's two exits before you even get there. The old exit is still there.

They just have a shutdown. But they don't tell you either. Well, they do. No, they don't. Yes, they do. Yes, they do. There's a sign that says, it says what, it says what it says. That's what it says. I didn't see it. You're driving by and it says it actually says the audio on the billboard. La, the exit for back keys. So if you're driving too fast, you don't hear it. What you hear is you're driving by. You hear that. And as you're driving by, do you think, when they say something? And then there you pass the exit.

So you miss it. But if you're driving slow enough, you'd hear it. You'd hear it. You'd hear it. and say, the hashtag to be far, my baguaget. Now, that's, that's, that's,

that's, that's, that's, if you're picking up speed, if you're driving down the highway, and you're going, and you're going,

uh, about 10 miles over the speed limit, you hear, um, and you're like, what? What is that? And then,

then you're, then you're, then you're, then you're up to about 20 miles over the speed limit, and you hear, , and you're like,

what? I, I feel like I'm hearing something. I'm missing something. But if you drive the speed limit, you hear live, the exit before Buckees, and so you get off.

I mean, that's common knowledge. What we know so far, coronavirus outbreak, over 8,100 cases confirmed. I know. No. Bless you. Bless you.

There's 8,100 cases confirmed, and 170. dead. So we're done. We're done. We're done. We have a... CTF center reporter deep in the heart of Wuhan.

And... When news happens. With news happens. CTF records. Is that it? It might be help if I could remember the actual... Our taglines? Well, to your defense, we have many taglines on this show.

We read between the lines. With news. With news. happens. CTF records. When news breaks? Breaking news. No, when news breaks, CTF records.

Something like that. You know, when stuff happens, we're there, man. We send people, we put a reporter on the streets. And, you know, right now you're looking at over, as we're recording live or broadcasting live from CTF headquarters on

the 30th of January, 2020. I mean you could well I can hold up the calendar for you on the camera and you can see that you can you hold up a calendar right now you right now can hold up a calendar okay please hold up the calendar I will turn on the oh you douche is that a calendar that's your phone oh buddy get right there I'll just make the screen bigger oh look highlighted is January 30th that's today's date I hate you so much Anyway, we're recording. We said a man on the streets. Deep in the Heart of Wuhan. Actually, that's it. Let's see Deep in the Heart of Texas.

It's a deep in the heart of Wuhan. We've got to come up with a version. We do. We'll leave that for next week. Deep in the heart of Wuhan. What we know so far, confirmed cases, 8,149. Only 80 abroad. 80 are abroad

170 deaths discharged from hospitals and Chinese mainland over 130 human do human transmission is confirmed health experts say the virus has the potential to mutate level one emergency response launched for

31 provinces we're dead I'm telling you I know if you're in China might as well just we're talking to Jeff Fisher the man on the street in deep in the heart of Wuhan reporting for CTF. Jeff, thanks for joining us here on Chewing the Fat today. You bet, no problem, Jeffie.

Thanks for having me. I'm in Wuhan here. I'm hiding around the corner. I've taken my mask off now because I want to report live. We don't want any authorities to see me because I'm not supposed to be out here reporting on the streets. But I have an interview with the lady who claims that she's one of the last healthy people in Wuhan and very distracted because she wants to leave and they won't let her.

and this is what she had to say. As you can see, she's healthy as a horse. I mean, we are dead. I mean, look, what's probably going to happen, right? Is it going to get... Oh, please, Jeffrey, tell us what's going to happen. As the expert on pandemics, or... Please, Jeff Fisher, we're literally waiting our age of her...

seat. What is going to happen, please? And now, the representative of CTF, health and services, and pandemics, Jeff Fisher. I just want to read a quick statement. Hey, I just want to read a quick statement. Settle down, please. Seriously, if you've got the cough, I mean, have that man checked. all right what i'd like to say is what we do know now on this outbreak is uh we have 8,149 cases confirmed in over 170 deaths uh we know that uh calm down we know that uh seriously get this man get this man out of here uh what's going to happen and this is going to be confirmed later in another press conference and by someone who is confirmation expert is going to say

what is going on seriously this we are I just want to be clear we are not broadcasting deep in the heart of Wuhan right now and we still have we're getting Wuhan coughed everywhere in our press conference I've not sir have you been checked

can we get holy sir ma'am can we what is going on what's going on what's going to happen can we get a nursing here CDC around or something?

We know that we have a quarantined cruise ship with 7,000 people waiting in Italy because a couple of people Are you all right, sir? No, you can't leave the room now You can take all the pictures you want but you can't leave the room now.

No, this room is now quarantined. What's going to... All this started from what's going to happen. I'm just telling you what's going to happen. It's going to get worse before it gets better. Thank you. Thank you.

No, no, no. No, that's all. I have to go. I have to go. No, I have to go before they lock down this room because this room was quarantined now, but not for me. I'm out.

I mean, holy cow. We got to have a cruise ship. Locked down. Two people from China. Locked down. Nobody can leave that cruise ship. And I, good? Yes.

But I have a cruise ship coming up. It's going to be dark in Italy. You hope that it's going to come up, my man. We last them 50 days. Obviously, the date is coming up. Yes, the day is coming up. I would venture to say within the next. I mean, you better hope that it starts to get better in the next 20 days?

I hope it gets worse starting next week. So we can just, you know, it gets really worse. Right, that's what I'm saying. And then we're like in 20 days, it comes down. And we're like, hey, we're getting handled it. Yes. But if it doesn't get worse in the next 20 days, I think that cruise is. I think so too.

I think they're going to be like, ooh. And the smart move is to stop it, right? I mean, the cruise lines. How long do you wait, though? The cruise lines are like, you'll be fine. Well, they have to say that. No, they don't. They don't want to refund all that money.

Well, on a sold-out cruise. You're not going to get a refund. First of all, you're not going to read. That's what I'm saying. The cruise has been postponed. Oof.

Postpone. There's no... We'll give you credit for your next one. Yes. You're right. There's no refunds. So how long do you wait? You have to look at your tickets, bro.

Oh, yeah, I do have to... Oh, yeah, I did get my tickets last week. I got to look at my tickets. Does they give you, send you something online that we? we can look at right now? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see what it says. I wonder if they say there are no refunds,

unless you get sick. And if you get sick on the cruise, who, definitely no refunds. We had to shut this thing down. And I wonder how they're feeding everyone. You know, I realize that, you know, cruise ships are, you know, full of provisions and everything, but for so long,

if we're locking down a cruise ship with 7,000 people on it, are we allowing? Because we already got, last week we got our what are we going to eat whatever we're allergic to so we just submitted that right and I mean cruise ships that's what they have

they have you know buffets and bars and everything on 85 levels on their you know the ship is as long as a country so I mean there's plenty of provisions but that only does last for so long and pretty soon the pallets underneath down at the you know

with the people at the lower levels that nobody wants to deal with they're fine because they've got plenty of food you people up top you're starting to wonder what happened to the food. And so I want to be fascinating now to see if you get a refund or if it's, give you credit. You could go out on Caribbean cruise next month, free of charge. But it's not really free of charge, it's just credit.

So it doesn't say anything about refunds? No, it doesn't say anything about refunds at all. Oh, you're screwed. That's what I'm thinking. You're screwed. I mean, you're, I mean, not screwed, because if it's, if it has to do with this virus, they're not going to just say. No. No, you're done.

But I agree, it's going to be more of a like credit. Credit. Yep. Hey, you know, you can take the Royal Caribbean Jr. next month. And that'll take you to Alaska. And you should be fine there. I don't mind that. Okay.

Maybe your employer would. I also see where the director of the Health Commission of Huang Gang, I don't get a bless you or anything. Dude, my head hurts so much today from laughing. I don't get a bless you or anything. One more time, so I missed it. I'll see where the Director of Health Commission of Huang Gang. Bless you. Thank you.

In Central China, it's in the Hubei province. Her name is Tang Jehong. Bless you. Thank you. She's been removed. Uh-oh. She's been removed from her post for dereliction of duty. I mean, she, I've, the city of Hong Gang.

Bless you. 7.5 million people, lockdown. Wow. 496 cases confirmed in the city, 12 deaths in the city, making Hung Gang. Bless you. The second worst hit area after Wuhan. I mean, and they're talking about she's been removed from duty? She did something bad.

I mean, and we'd like to speak to Tang Zhihong. Oh, never mind. And she's tied up, busy? Yeah. No, we couldn't do it. Oh, she's tied up. She's tied up right now. Phone line's busy.

I mean, hey, we just let Tang Zhang Zhang go. How would you like the job? You want the job of the Health Commission of Hung Gang? No, no. Look at the time. Look at the time. I would love to. When do you want me to start?

Oh, I can't. I can't that day. No, no. I can't. I mean, you're not telling the Chinese government, no. Absolutely not. Because what happens, Jeffrey? I mean, you know, look at the time.

God. Okay, Bill, you're not, I mean, No. All right. You're next. Your job. I'm good to go. Good to go.

When you're able to start? Good to go. I've already started. Already started, man. We are clean in the streets of Hong Gang right now. Bless you. Thank you. All right, I've got to go to the break room real quick because I am actually dying of thirst.

And I've been cutting back on my soda intake. way back, but I broke down and I've had some Coca-Cola Zero and I've had some Diet Dr. Pepper and today I hold in my hands an ice-cold Diet Dr. Pepper. So let's go to the break room and get a drink of ice cold. Oh my gosh. That is so good. You see where Hillary Clinton is now not accepting the defamation lawsuit, the process. She's being served for that lawsuit and she's not accepting it like twice already?

That can't be. I was going to say, I don't think that's possible. Once you get served, you get served. Right, but they don't see it, right? They've got to get through the Secret Service. Oh, that is true. You do have to, you have to serve it, yes. I would say.

Look, I know, and I realized, oh, that's the law. You got to serve it to the person. They have to be in their hands. If you went before a judge and said, Your Honor, we've been trying to serve Hillary Clinton and we can't get past her Secret Service. Do you think that the judge would say the Secret Service counts? Yes. I think so, too.

Yes. And the Secret Service are an arm of her. Yes. Yes. Yes, and because we know who she is. Yes. She's the ex-first lady. Former senator.

Former senator. Former state. It's not a big surprise. And she's married to a president. We know, former president. We know that, you know, we know how difficult the process server could actually literally get shot. Yes. Trying to get this to Ms. Clinton.

But if Secret Service in the front gate, I think that should count as you just got served because that's the closest place. place a person without any credential or any clearance can get to Hillary Clinton. Right. And so by the Secret Service turning away the process server. That's horrible. That's ridiculous. Stop it. Right. That's a loop that the Secret Service is like.

And, you know, they're doing it because she's telling them. Absolutely. No. Yeah. No. No. Because you know they're making that phone call. Right.

Hillary. We have Mrs. Clinton. Yeah, we had someone here. Clinton. First Lady Clinton, whatever the hell I call you. No, Hillary. Ankle bags, Clinton, whatever. Enkel one?

I mean, I'm sorry, not Enco one. That's between us. Hillary. Sorry. Hillary. Hillary. There's a guy here that, you know, is trying to serve you. What is you saying?

No, no. Right. No. No, I'm busy. I'm not here. Look at a time. Oh, yeah. Pansuits.

You have to get them fitted. And the moon boon-moons don't make themselves. Is it a silly lawsuit for? from it tells me absolutely. Have we checked that she's still not suicidal? How we checked? I know. It says so in that.

Yeah, but how we checked after it was filed? No, we haven't. We have not checked. She tried twice. She very well could be suicidal. I'm just saying I think that's, that counts. I think if Tulsi has a good lawyer and it present a good case to the judge, yes.

A normal judge will say, you know what, yes. On that scenario, you have to take that before the judge. Does count. And I know I get the law. And I mean, I, I mean, I, understand, you know, that's the law, that's the way it is. I mean, no one stands behind process servers

like chewing the fat. No one. Thank you. In the criminal justice system, there are police officers, there's attorneys, but there's always behind the scenes, process servers. No one stands behind process servers.

Like we did, these are the... That's a dangerous job. These are their stories. That's actually a good show. That's a show right there. Just some dangerous job. Process servers. The server. You get served by those people because you have to be quick. You have to be quick.

The server. You just come up on them. Hey, that's why if somebody, I learned a long time ago, and I break this rule. You do break that rule. Yes, you do.

I can't. Somebody comes, hey. Is that you, Jeffie? Nope. Sure. You never say no. I mean, never say yes.

That's one of the reasons I started saying, man, I hate that guy. Are you Jeff Fisher? No, I hate that guy. That guy's a jerk. I have to verify that. I have to make sure that it's you. And people say, hey, Jeffrey, how are you?

Oh, I'm good. I'm good. So you've been served. Jeffie. Yeah, but I love you, Jeff Fisher. Thank you very much. Served. Yeah.

But that, I just cannot. We should get it. We should talk to our buddy. We have a lawyer. Yes. If you're listening live, have him call in. Not possible. But I'm saying he could be listening live.

Yeah. If they're listening live, email us. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Just like Ambassador. Rock from Africa. He emailed that because he was listening live. By the way, we have not heard from him. I hope he's okay in the former Swaziland.

Oh, no. I need to have Chris spend his money to get this thing delivered. And we heard bad news. Oh, no. We heard bad news about apparently, we haven't lost anyone yet. We haven't lost anyone yet. It's possible. Yeah, no, it's possible, though.

That apparently there's issues. worse than USPS workers buying storage units and throwing mail away in the continent or on the continent of Africa, in particular, I mean the former Swaziland where our ambassador resides, that receiving postal merchandise is a difficult thing. It gets dicey. You know, don't buy people down with facts. You know, our sources from Africa says that if I want to get something to let our Ambassador Brock, that we have to send 10 so that, you know, we pay one of those gets through.

Right. That's a lot of shirts. That's a lot of shirts. And that's not happening. I hope. I thank God for you saying that, though. Ambassador Brock. That you were going to say, yeah, Chris is going to send 10.

We'll send you 10 shirts. I should have your right. But why did I do that? Because you're a nice person. You actually care about me. You don't want me to waste money. knowing that 10 shirts. Ambassador Brock, if you don't get the first shirt

and first mask that Chris sends you and I know that you would never lie about receiving that product. Oh, I put a tracking number on that damn thing. Oh, you can trust that in Swaziland. Chris will continue to send them until you finally get it. No matter the number.

I got no address, so. I still have not seen that drone come by. I mean, we can't send a thousand thing. I love you, Ambassador Brock. And let us know, is it true? Yeah. Have people sent you stuff that, you know, you never got? Don't arrive?

I want to know that. I really want to know that. Because, I mean, you know, obviously there's, you know, minor issues here in the United States with that. Minor issues. Overall, you're telling me overall. No, overall, you'll get it. You'll get it. You get it.

The percentages are overwhelming. Yes. Yes. Yes. The USPS. Yes. And usually, when you don't get it, the company automatically goes. sooner or later you find out.

That's why these guys get caught, right? Yes. Yes. I mean, how many days are you stuffing bags of mail into your storage unit before somebody says, hey. I think a month. That's when you go, wait a minute, something's wrong. Let's launch an investigation. Yeah.

I mean, hey, you don't have gotten any mail in 10 days. I usually get something in the mail even if it's a flyer. In between the postal people, they know who it is. Yes. They know who it is. Yes. Maybe not in Swaziland, though. Oh, no, no, no.

Do they have USPS in Swaziland? Or is that just here? Yes, it's the United Swaziland Postal Service. It is the USPS. So we mentioned sometime last year about the new emojis coming. Yes, we did. And the iPhone and the Android users here this year. And apparently a total of 117 options.

Why? Are going to be added this year as part of emoji 13.0. Oh, rollout. Why? Out of all the emojis that you have in your phone, Jeffrey, how many do you actually use? Oh, I spent hours going through them trying to figure out which one perfectly fits the conversation I'm having now. Yeah. I think I maybe use five.

55 nude gender and skin tone varieties being added. What do you mean? Shut up. Shut up. They're trying to be all inclusive. On emojis? Yeah. I think we got other things who worry about.

They include realistic looking set of lungs, a bubble tea, a hand with pinched fingers, animal additions include a mammoth, a dodo bird, a polar bear, a worm. I thought dodo birds were not real. You'll also get emoji. It doesn't matter. I got news for you. Neither are emojis. Well, I actually haven't seen the emoji movie. Other gender inclusive options include both men and women in tuxedos and in wedding dress.

The lineup includes the transgender flag. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Usually it doesn't take long for a society to decide that some of the emoji better represent situations beyond their intended use. I mean, we're making just a little bit too much out of emojis. Absolutely. That's what I'm saying.

Now, I know, I'm big on, you know, vanity license plates. I love a thing. And I post stuff on my Instagram. I love them. Well, now Vermont is starting to pass a bill where they want emojis on license plates. I'm kind of for that. Yes. I'm kind of for that.

The only problem is how are. Go ahead, bog me down with Vex. How can cop track that down? There's no emojis on a keyboard. Do you have emojis on your keyboard? I have 100%. Okay. Then you know what?

I sent correctly. I'll take that back. I can't even find the letters on my keyboard. It's so filled with emojis. And now there's going to be 117 new ones. I mean, you're not going to be able. I don't know where the backspace button is on my keyboard. Oh, is that the tuxedo or is that the transgender flag?

No, it's a trans flag. Okay, okay. And then the cop is. Question mark. No, I didn't want the tranny flag. Oh, shoot. And then like the cop, when he's calling in for, you know, he pulls someone over. All right, so I got a blue BMW license.

place, transgender flag. Well, that's the thing, right? See, now you've got to figure out how you're going to use them, right? Are you going to, is it just going to be transgender? I mean, is it just going to be the tranny flag on your license plate or not? Oh, they better hope that.

Everybody would a tranny flag? Right, right. I've got a tranny flag 40. We're pulling over a tranny flag 40. Tranny flag 40. I don't know if, uh, did you hear that please? I'm calling it a tranny flag. It's a transgender flag.

Shut up. a damn flag. So are they going to be, is it going to be transgender flag 40 or is it going to be I L-V-E transgender flag?

Are you going to be have letters and numbers and the emojis? I mean it's good that's a, you've got to figure out what you're going to do. Can I have just an emoji license plate or does it have to be do I have to have three letters and emoji and two numbers or whatever

you know? Yeah, I just, it's like a password. word. I just pulled over smiley face, smiley face, eggplant peach.

X. So, I mean, I, that's weird. Shut up. Stop. Stop.

That's a good business idea right there. Tell me that's that a good business idea. I know. Smiley face, wiki face, peach.

Oh, is that what that is? Oh, sorry. I didn't know what a peach man. Never mind. Taco. Oh, that's what a taco means,

too. Oh, no, No, never mind. Sorry. Ooh, sorry. So, I mean, I don't know. I like the idea.

Do I like to, do I am I looking forward to seeing, you know. Eggplant, peach, taco emojis. I am. Right. Number 19x, sure. Or X19. Oh, hello. Yeah, I know.

X69. Hello. Hello. Yeah, thank you. Because I know some states don't allow certain. letters put together because they mean something. Shut up. But if you do something like this, yes, yes, shut up.

That's a license plate. Yes. Okay, so what if a guy wants to drive around with I'm God on his legion plate? Thank you. So what? Thank you. Look at the license plate. I'm gosh.

That's funny. That guy thinks a lot of himself, huh? Absolutely. Well, I love the ones where they drive a Tesla and they put like, I dislike oil. or something about oil. It's always something about oil. Whatever. It's awful.

They're having fun. I've posted some of those on my Instagram account, Jeff Fisher Radio. And you can usually see that on my Instagram account, Jeff Fisher Radio, or on my Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio. I usually don't post them on Jeff E, JFR, Twitter. I just kind of stick my license plate, vanity plates, strictly to Instagram and sometimes on Facebook. But you can follow me there, or you can subscribe to chewing the fat by going to, oh, I don't know, iTunes. I don't know.

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Those people started. Do you know the story about Barstool? Every. I've read like the first couple of chats. Okay. So they started locally and then everybody had their own barstool. And then slowly, slowly they built into this national, national wide thing event. And they just started locally.

Fantastic. That's the way it's supposed to be, right? And by the way, if you don't follow the barstool president, he is great on Twitter. Dave Portnoy? Yes. Yeah. He is great. I think his Twitter handle is like El Presente.

He's like that. Yes, it is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. In fact, it talks to the story about how he intended. encourages his followers to buy Penn National stock. Yes. And then despite the three minutes of 18 seconds of legal disclaimers that followed

share spiked. Hey. So he made himself that's inside of training. It is inside a training. Absolutely. Not what they got after our man from Tesla? Yep, Elon Musk. Well, first you have to follow the suit against the

FCC. That's what I'm doing right now. Oh, you are? Yeah. I've already done it, but he keeps missing the server. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I know. El Presente won't accept my server.

So I don't want to tell you. A little pissed. A little pissed. Are you suicidal? I'm a little pissed. You know, can we, one more thing. No more thing before I go. Can we,

and this has to do with Prince Andrew and the Jeffrey Epstein thing. Okay, so the other day, we hear the story about Prince Andrew is, you know, won't talk to the authorities. He's aboding the servers. So? he's a prince

what's he supposed oh no problem I'll just stop and talk to you about this no problem he's already covered that he's already talked to why is he going to continue does he not have immunity like so now I don't well they can't serve charge what they're going to charge him with being a douche true you could charge Harry

I mean you're supposed to be helpful with it why exactly I never understood the people like oh but I must talk to a cop why so now they're giving him heat because a letter was sent to his home

from one of Epstein's victims begging him begging him to speak to the FBI in the interest of justice the headline Prince Andrew ignored letter sent to his home

first of all he don't know that he ignored it he may have read the letter and then ignored it a letter got to his home from some person. He has no idea who it is. And it gets put in the, I don't know who these people are pile.

And I'll get to it at another time because I'm a former prince who's, you know, really doing nothing now just hanging out at home. But I don't have time to be bothered by that. Just stop. And then the whole thing about Megan has not spoken to Kate since Beggs it.

Do you really think Catherine would like to, I mean, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the future queen of England wants to talk to, a commoner? Right. A commoner. You said you didn't want to be a part of us anymore. Why should I talk to you? Bye. Have a nice day.

I've got royal work to do. And the future king, you know, my husband. That one that you couldn't land because he's already mine. Have a nice day. Ooh, rumor has it that Kate might be Preggers again too, right? I mean, that's big news. I mean, that's been rumbling for quite some time now. Yes.

That she's Preggers. Yes. She made the joke, though, at the hospital that William is like, he doesn't want to have any more children. He's that enough. No, that's enough. Three's company. We're out, okay?

We have that enough. But he's already got the son that's next in line. Yep. In succession. He's got the son. So, why have more? The only reason to have more is, that he uses the pregnancy as an excuse to go

No, he doesn't go see Well, it's his own horse face It's his own horse face Just like Prince Charles But he goes next door To their friend's house Cate's pregnant again, baby The future king needs a little

neighborly love I think you know what I'm saying I love it when she's pregnant And I'm all yours. Now she thinks I'm out. Buying a new thing of peanut butter for her. That's all she's craving. Just make sure you have one in the cupboard

so I could take one home. I mean, that's the only reason he wants Kate pregnant. Just to take care of a little neighbor business. Yeah.