Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 296 | #HersheysChocolateSyrupChallenge, SOTU Summary, & Madonna Tour Cancelled?

Episode Date: February 5, 2020

What a SOTU! Jeffy and crew WATCHED the whole thing and they give you the most important issue that was said last night. Another CTF influencer tries to get a ambassadorship and we find out Jeffy has a nickname that only two people know. Mick Jagger is in trouble and gets #MeToo as Harvey Weinstein court case continues. Today the CTF crew stands with Tennessee state representative Rep. Kent Calfee because we don't like when people shame someone as they drink from a Hershey's chocolate syrup bottle. This is why we started #HersheysChocolateSyrupChallenge and we want you to send us a picture drinking from a Hershey's Chocolate Syrup bottle. If you in South Carolina and want to cuddle with pigs make sure to listen to today's program. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now a Blaze Media podcast. Welcome to it, chewing the fat, with Jeff Fisher. Thanks for coming along for the ride today. How about that state of the union, huh? Whoa. Man, it was riveting. When President Trump talked about that thing, he introduced those people

and the applause and the man, it was something, right? What's that? I'm sorry? Political violation already. Yeah, but it was, I mean,

that state of the union. Something. Wow. I never seen anything like before my life. When he walked in like that, like what? How did he walk in?

Ladies and gentlemen, I mean, the members of the house. Best part of this speech, go. Well, I said when he introduced the guy. Guy. Guy. And then that girl, man, who was something. And Melania, she looked great.

as always. And I mean, it was, it was great. Great. And Ivanka, I mean, who knew she was going to wear that? I mean, you just didn't. What about Jared? Did you like why Jared was wearing? Jared was wearing, you know, very conservative tucks, suit.

Danny, Danny Jr. What was he wearing? Perfect. Don Jr. had his beard trimmed. Do you look good? How about Eric? I didn't see Eric. Was he there?

Yeah, he was there. There's the whole family there. I mean, sometimes they don't show. I mean, it was riveting. Just riveting. Don't make me good. I don't want to get too political. Tiffany, how did you like Tiffany's dress?

Yeah, she didn't show. She didn't show? Yeah, she wasn't there. She's part of the out crowd, man. Don wants nothing to do with her anymore, man. Plus, she's getting a little bunt and Don does not want anything to do with that, man, at all. Just saying. Don't look at me like that.

You know she is. A couple of those pictures, man. She looks great. Leave her alone. I mean, I know she's going to law school and she's, you know, got a lot of stress in her life, but. Laura Trump looked great. They all did. All the Trumps look great.

By the way, little baron, he's no longer little. He's like 12 feet tall. Yeah, he's 12 feet tall. He needed to sit down like on the floor. Like the people behind him could not see what was happening in the front. Now, he was sitting in the balcony, but his legs were hanging over just swinging. It's like, people in the back of the

Hey, sit down! I am. Now move your legs. Move your legs. Just swinging the shadows you saw on top of the crowd underneath. Yeah, that was all. And you saw Glenn there?

Yeah. Man, he looked great. He looked great. And our live coverage on the Blaze TV network was Eric. Eric Bolin and Stu. We got news on Stu, too, by the way. I don't know if you knew this.

or not, but he's got a new show coming out. Stu does America? Yeah. January 4th, 2020. 2020? 2020. He's going to finally have a figured out. Well, no, that's less than a year away.

You can't even, you can't do a show and put together a whole show and a set and figure out what you're going to do. It takes two years. No, less than two. I'm just saying it's a little less than two years. But he'll figure it out. I have fat faith. I hope so.

I have confidence in him. I have confidence. If you can't do it in less than two years, man, you might as well just shut it down. Which I think they probably have done already and we just don't know it. Now we looked around. We looked around.

I mean, I hate to get, you know, bogged down on the state of the Union because it was so riveting and tremendous. But... The Destiny Nurse Survivor, who was it? Well, we know it wasn't Melania. We know it wasn't Melania. Or Ivanka.

Or Barron. Or Barron. Or Jerri. Eric or Junior or Eric. Or Laura. I mean, it could have been Tiffany. Oh, could have been Tiffany.

That's her name. Because I didn't see her. I didn't see her there. You know, if she'd have showed up, you would have seen her. Got to stop with that joke. Listen, I'm 800 pounds. I get to make the

jokes, okay? I get to. No one takes a beating on this network worse than I do. No one. because of and uh so there's that she looks great on those pictures ronald pulled up look at that stop it she looks great who is the mother who's the mother of tiffany what's her face you know the maples marla maples she still looks but marla's holding up pretty good too yeah don't mess around

man i will say that about president trump i'm sorry not dot mr president uh i know i apologize but he's not that's why that's why he's a little upset at Tiff these days because come on, dude, your mom can do it, you can do it too. Right. I mean, and her argument is, Dad, look at yourself. But, you know, that's that's why it doesn't want to, just stop.

All right, just stop with me. Wait, who is Ivana Trump? Don't push me into this anymore. Dude, Ivan Trump does not look bad. I should look forward. Stop. Look for Ivan. Pushing me in this, all right?

Stop pushing me down this road. I don't want to do it anymore. Go Ivana Trump. Look it up. Dude. She's spent a little bit of money on some reconstructive process. Does she, uh, three cuts of clownface? She is on the three cuts.

The calm face plan. I don't know that she's, she's not there yet. Why do you do this? Why do you do this? It's just like, here, Jeff. Here, we'll throw you some more stuff to do. I just think I have to stop. She looks, she looks great.

February 20, 1949. She looks great. She's from Zine. They all look, every Trump member, former Trump member, all of them. They all look great. Dude, she's six feet tall. Oof. But she's not.

And so. Her face is, though. That's just from the surgery. Oh, okay. What's that swelling goes down? You're fine. Oh, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. So speaking of

Did you see where the pizza shop Was forced to take down their billboard What did they say? Because they're making light of human trafficking Very poor taste Very offensive I read it I want to see What? Are you kidding me

So Barberton pizza In Barberton, Ohio had the big billboard up fat people are harder to kidnap and that's their billboard they want people to buy pizza right so

he just thought it was funny and it is so what fat person complain you know it wasn't the fat people amazingly funny so who complained if it wasn't a fat person It's just because it made light of kidnapping and human trafficking. No, he did not say, hey, if you're a pedophile come here and lure kids with his pizza, they're easier to catch.

He didn't put that. Nobody was making fun of fat people. But did a fat person complain? It doesn't look like it. Okay, then case closed. But they took down the billboard anyway. Once again, the 1% controls what the 99% does and do. I know.

I know. I can comment that, by the way. That's why I've always said, never bend a knee to the rage mob ever. Dana Lash. Not me. I mean, okay, so sure, Dana has got that tweet pinned to her Twitter account at D.Lash. But that's why I've always said it.

Never bend a knee to the rage mob. I seriously, it's just a joke. Right? Why are we? We're making such a big thing. It's not making light of human traffic. These fat people are harder to kidnap. Buy one of my pizzas.

Which, by the way, if you never seen Zambiland 1, they make fun of fat people. Yeah, but that's not a billboard. That's not a billboard. You can't. It's a movie that made money. Nobody sees movies. But the amount of people that saw the billboard in Barberton, Ohio for East of Chicago Pizza, I mean, is dozens.

So you can't make light of it. It's ridiculous. just ridiculous. You cannot make any kind of joke in the world anymore. And when you do, like I said,

never been to knee to the rage mob, ever. Dana Lash. You know, sure. You can give her credit if you want. So when you think of Winter Carnival Queen, what do you think of?

You'd be wrong. the Winter Carnival Queen in Michigan, because of the Blue Key Honor Society at Michigan Tech, the Winter Carnival Queen was a dude. Yes, a man. Congratulations to him for becoming Winter Carnival Queen, Zach Mativa. But he's all upset now because,

He was removed. He was removed as winter carnival queen. And I got to tell you, I feel like they were looking for a reason to get rid of him as the winter carnival queen. And he posted a picture of him drinking from a bottle of champagne with the sash on.

And they said, oh no, oh no, that's disrespectful. And we, you are now, you've been informed that your title has been revoked. Have a nice day. And he was like, I was just out of party. It was a picture of me taken and posted without my knowledge. That doesn't change the fact that it happened, Zach. And so if you're going to be the 2020 Blue Key Honor Society Winter Carnival Queen,

you shouldn't have inappropriate behavior after the coronation. after your coronation of Winter Cardinal Queen. Now, this isn't from Michigan Tech. This way the heck up in Michigan, man, in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. In fact, I had a friend of mine, I probably told the story before. He was supposed to go to Michigan Tech.

And he went up there, and the corners of the street corners, there's giant flag, you know, like a giant movable kind of heavy wire flag. And he asked, how come they have those flags up there? They're like 25, 30 feet in the air. Oh, that's for the wintertime so that the snow plows know where the corners of the roads are. That's how much snow they get. And my friend was like, you know what? I don't want to go to school up here anymore.

My answer to that is, no, I'm leaving. Have a nice day. Now, speaking of the Upper Peninsula and Eupers, Chris, we got to talk about this, actually. This is something that we need to discuss here at chewing the fat. We have an ambassador to the continent of Africa who works and lives with his wife in what was known as Swaziland in Africa. And he's our ambassador from chewing the fat to the continent of Africa. We've already anointed him ambassador. and now we've had other people requesting ambassadorships

and we have another one. We have another person requesting an ambassador ship. What the hell is this? This one, and all of you that are subscribers to chewing the fat are CTF's influencers. Yes. Your influencers, you're there. I know.

Okay, we're just, this is a meeting, all right? Relax. Oh, we're just having a meeting. Now, I've been asked by Gary, who is a Yupor, lives in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Those are people are Yupers. Now, it's almost another country. What's a Yuppie? A Yupor is someone that lives in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

What's a Yuppie? Okay. A Yuppie is someone, the age group of people, right? whatever age group of yuppie is. And then a guppy is a fish. That's correct. Or a nickname. I'm learning a lot. When I say it could be a nickname,

it's because it was a nickname of mine for a number of years. Yuppie? Guppie. Guppie. Guppie. Yeah. Guppie. Okay, hold that.

In fact, there's still a, there's only like maybe two or three people in the world left. That call you. still call me yuppie gupp gupy but a lot of times you know it's hey gup

nice that's from a nickname I don't know what I've ever told that story I probably shouldn't tell this on the air we did to edit this out okay that's fine we'll take that up

yeah no so one year I went to Disney World as a for a vacation with my family and I was a kid who lived in Michigan and we went to Disney World.

It's a big deal, right? I mean, a hundred years ago, it was a big deal. It's not even open, but yeah. Right, that's why it was such a big deal. I went to someplace that wasn't even open. It was like, where are you?

What? No wonder, like a guy of guppy, because you were there into water. Right. Right. At the beginning, right. So on that vacation, we went to SeaWorld as well.

And so I sent up, I sent a postcard back to my friends saying, hey, we're having a great time. here in Florida thinking of you, someday there's going to be a place open up where they're going to have fish on display. Because it wasn't open yet, is my point. There was no SeaWorld at the time. Because that's 150 years ago. But the postcard was of a killer whale, Shamu, the killer whale. And so my one friend, you know, since I sent him a whale picture, decided to call me the opposite of a whale.

And it became guppy. Guppy. Yeah. And so, it's, I mean, for years. Look at that.

We got there from a listener asking, I should say, so back up to Gary. Let's back up to Gary. Begging. Because then we got there because you asked a stupid question in our meeting.

That's usually how our meetings go. We start here and somehow we end up talking about guppies. That's literally how our meetings go. Gary from the UP. You know, wants to be an ambassador to CTF from the UPI. It wants to be our Yuper ambassador. Okay.

I kind of like it. Okay. I kind of like it. Remember, because we've talked about Uper's before. We talked about, remember Mountain Dew gave the Upper Peninsula to Wisconsin, not Michigan. Really, the Upper Peninsula of Michigan should still belong to Canada or some other place. It really, you know, Michigan took it on because it was like, we built the bridge, okay.

Okay. Is UPi? Uper. Our Yupor ambassador. Is he in the continental of the United States? Yes. That's still the continentally.

Well, you know what? You literally gave yourself. He is, though. I know. He is. Like I said, Alaska gets it because it's not connected to the United States. Hawaii could get it too

because they're not connected to the United States. Well, if there wasn't a bridge. Well, it'd still be connected because it's connected. That's not the point, though. Sorry, buddy. You are C-Jet-S Influencer. I disagree with that.

Okay, that's fine. So who breaks the tie? Well, I mean, it's my show. Yeah, no, no. We said here that each of us gave up. Yeah, I got 50% and you got 50% of the vote. No, my 50% is 51%. I don't agree.

I don't believe I agree into those terms. You don't have to. Those are the terms. You already just, you clicked okay on that. In terms of service. It was just okay. I saw where Netflix just updated their terms of service, too. And when I read every word, man.

Hulu did too. I know. And I read every word. And iTunes. Every word. Although I don't have iTunes. But every word. Actually, people at my house have iTunes, though.

Yeah, your son does. Yeah. Because they got their iPods. Yeah. It's ridiculous. But. Which is funny, though. Because they still have, they're not call the eye touch, right?

That's what they have. They don't have the iPhone. They don't have the iPods because they don't make iPods anymore. They still have the iPods. In fact, I still have an original iPod. The shuffle or the box? No. The big box?

Nice. I'll have the shuffle which is just like a clip on. Right. That holds. Now that doesn't work anymore because there's no updates or anything that work on that anymore. But they have, Maya uses the iPod, yeah.

It's an old iPod. Still updates though, still good. A lot of time, but it's not, I mean, It's quite, it's, yeah. I mean, it's just for music. Yeah, they're pushing you to stop easy. Oh, they don't want. Yeah, they don't want that out there.

We're probably close to the point now where it's going to be over with soon. But anyway. Back to UPy. Yeah, I like the idea of having an ambassador as a Yupor ambassador. Absolutely. As a Yuper ambassador. I'm fighting for Gary to be our Yupor ambassador. It sounds like a great idea, but no.

Is he in the Continental United? United States. No, he's a yupor. I don't think that's a thing. It is a thing. I will say that this would mark a point where we start having state ambassadors for chewing the fat. Okay. All right.

The only way I will consider him being the ambassador is if he calls and if he calls and state his case. Okay. All right, let's hear from Gary. Yeah. He might not be listening live right now. Which is fine. So 888-90-033-93 if he's listening live.

And if he's not because I know he's busy and he has to listen to the podcast at work or, you know, whatever he can. But it's Gary in the UP and we'll allow him to make his case for you. Uper ambassador to CTF. And if you're not listening live, we can always text me and we could rearrange a time for you to call. You can text me. And only him can text me at 214. So if your name is not Gary,

turn off the podcast right now. Gary, text me at 214-735-935-6. And we'll set up a time for you to attend the next meeting and state your case. Okay, so he just messaged me. Apparently he's listening live to the podcast. And apparently his wife is giving birth as we speak. Okay.

So they don't have cell phones or phones at the hospital? He claims in his message to me that the wife would be unhappy if he were to call in while she was giving birth. See, I knew it. Ambassador with no guts. I think my argument still stands. No, okay, fine. To be a Upe, the Uper ambassador, the chewing the fat ambassador to the Uper.

Okay. If we do give him that, you know what's going to happen? Fraternity leave is going to kick in. As soon as he gets a job. He showed how much he cares by messaging me in the middle of birth, but he just couldn't want to. Put it on the air.

And his mindset, his priorities are wife, baby, CTF. If he was a true ambassador, it would have been CTF wife and baby. All right. So we're still going to give him a shot, though, after the, after maternity leave. We just know that I was on 50-50, you know, give it to him. Now I'm like almost against it. I'm like at 90-10 against it. because he showed me that he has no respect to the show.

He embarrass himself, his family, the listeners. I mean, he just messaged me again. And what did he say? Just walked past the ward. Wait a minute. He just lost back the ward. So the baby's already born. So he's getting to ice chips.

And now I'm getting mad. I told you. Now it's funny. He said someone just named their kid Fox. Hey, that's Hillary's kid's name. So don't be name-chaming over there.

That's Hillary Kennedy's son's name, Fox. Don't be name-shaming. It is 100%. That's not, I mean, that's what they call him. No, his real name is Fox. That's what they call him. Yes, because his real name is Fox. It's like, I call you Jeffrey, because that's your name.

They call him Fox because that's his name. Fox Kennedy. So if he wants to shame more people, in his company go right ahead that ambassadorship is sliding farther and farther away so if you were a fan of Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones if you don't know who Mick Jagger is if you don't know who Mick Jagger is move on with your life but this story is either going to make you a bigger fan of Mick or you're going to just that dog that bastard So Ray Dawn

Chong was on a podcast And during that podcast It should have been this one by the way Ray I don't know what you're doing on someone else's podcast But whatever She blurted it out on this podcast

That she had sex with Mick Jagger And She was only 15 So now she did an interview with Daily Mail To come clean and talk about it. She said that she was 15. Mick was 33 and married,

by the way, to Bianca at the time. Mick comes to the door, says, you're cute. Ray Don said, you're cuter. At that moment,

the 33-year-old rock idol, said Why don't you come with me grabbed her hand jumped into the limo and went to the recording studio The stones were there I was in the background

I remember being there for hours and hours I slept over at his apartment I was experimenting with Mick I was having fun He didn't know how old I was I didn't tell him and she said that she recalls waking up the next morning to find Keith Richards sitting at the end of the bed staring at them. Keith was probably hoping for, well, threesome business with Ray Don.

And then she ended up in Jagger Video, which got her the job in Commando when she was super hot. If you remember that movie, the Arnold Schwarzenegger Commando movie. when she was in it. Now, Ray is, uh, looks a little bit different these days. She's, uh, 58. And, uh, she's been divorced, uh, several times. And I think she's got grandkids and stuff now, too. So.

Time hit hard on her, by the way. I'm looking her up. So. I mean, I love Ray Don Chon. When was commando? Like 87? 85. 1985.

1985. 85. Okay. So, I mean, I was close, man. Just off the top of my head? Come on. That's pretty good. With the budget of 10 million and box office hit 57 million.

It was great. I mean, I love that. It was a stupid Schwarzenegger movie. It was perfect for him. I'm sorry? It was a what? That was stupid Schwarzenegger movie. How do you?

There's one, the only thing that comes to mind of that movie, aside from Ray Don Chong looking hot. She does. I'm looking at this. There's a scene in that movie where a car, he tips a car. car over. Okay. And then they give you another shot and the car is like tipped over on the other side or

something. It was just bad. Continuity was bad in the movie. It was just stupid Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. Which, by the other, she's only worth $4 million. I'm sorry he's not a stupid movie. That's a former governor of California. Great Terminator.

But her dad, Cheech and Chong. Both of them are her father. He just know that. Yeah. Cheech, Chong? Yeah. Yeah, Cheech and Chong are her father. Are her father.

Both of them. I don't know if you knew that. I didn't. Yeah, well, now you do. I do it. Yeah. And so she'll be all right. She'll be all right.

She'll be all right. If she's only worth four million. Canadian actors. She's still be okay. Dad's worth a few bucks himself. So they'll be okay. As long as we're talking about illicit sex, let's talk about Harvey Weinstein case for just a little bit.

How's he doing? Well, I haven't seen anything come out. It's actress Jessica Mann took the stand this week. And she described the, I just read how they portray it in the article, the fallen movie mogul, who she claims raped her in New York in 2013. At one point, according to this testimony, caused audible gasps and last objections in the courtroom. She described Weinstein's genitalia,

terrible scarring. And she said she found a syringe in the trash in the bathroom that was some medicine that she couldn't remember, but it was for erectile dysfunction stuff. Right. So he didn't call Keeps? No, he did not. No, but Keeps wasn't around at that time.

Oh, okay, okay, okay. There's no keeps to call. And she was asked, which this is, again, me thinking, I don't know how you convict this guy. Really. I know he's a bad guy. I know he's terrible. We hate him. We want him in town square.

We want to throw rocks at him. We just, we want to hate him. but she talked about how, you know, he, and I use as in quotation marks, raped her more than once, according to her. When she was asked why she didn't immediately flee after an early unwanted encounter, the Rotono, the attorney for Weinstein said, you wanted to benefit from the power he had, whether it was professional or otherwise, correct? She paused and said, I wanted to benefit from my agents and managers,

but they weren't giving me opportunities. So, I know. It was, I mean, how can, you can understand how Mr. Weinstein would think that it was consensual. she didn't say no no no no and by the way that's how that's who you qualify rape

when you say no she used it for she knew that as the power game she went back and still had all this relationships with Harvey because he was giving her opportunities to make a lot of money and be a star

I know it doesn't change the fact that he's a dirt bag and we hate him He's got to be, you know, stoned in Town Square, but it sure is interesting that what will happen if they don't convict him? I mean, if they don't, if the jury comes back and says, you know what? No town square stoning. He gets to just, you know, hob a lot of here on his walker.

and push his walker yeah he's not wobbly yeah and uh well he's in back surgery and uh how's the anchor monitor does he still have it on he could barely get in the courtroom well you have to you have to do that barely

right right you have to do that right remember the wristless story was Harvey didn't want to use I know but you have to he continues to use that bad boy better listen to those million dollar lawyers I'd pay for a reason why those million dollar lawyers are saying you were fucking push that damn thing.

I don't care you don't like it or not. But I don't care if no women's have come and done the business to you, but you will push that damn thing all to the end. If the jury comes back and finds him innocent, the Me Too movement is going to explode.

It will be ugly. Out of the whole Me Too movement, do you feel like we have really found an actual victim. Well, look, you're not supposed to... Question them? Yeah, you're not supposed to question them.

They've made a difference. They've made a difference, and we've brought to light some horrific things. Have we? Yes. Because so far, everybody's been testified against this Harvey Weinstein forgot to say they were to know.

And even at one, one point, some of the, and the one girl has testified that she was like, no, no, Harvey, no. But we continued relationships with him and we continued to use his name, brand,

to whatever. To increase our stardom and our bank accounts. I mean, it's tough to say that you were asking for it? No, that you were hurt.

by it and this was a horrific thing and you you know town square in rocks he's just a bad guy he's just a bad guy sorry sorry for asking questions yeah it just this is going to be horrible if they find him innocent man boof you can quote me on that Did you see where the world is all upset at state representative Kent Calfee? He's a state representative from Tennessee. Natalie Allison tweeted out from her Twitter account, a picture of state rep Kent Calfey, sitting at his chair in the, you know,

in the Tennessee rep house. And he's got a, in one hand, he's got an open package of like the cheese crackers. And in the other hand, he's got a container of Hershey's chocolate. Syrup. That he's just drinking right out of the bottle. Which is delicious when you do that.

Now, right? It's delicious. Come on. Especially he's nice and cold. Who among us? Who among us? Oh, hasn't done that? Oh, hasn't done it?

Yes. Oh, no, I've done it. No, put your hand down. Don't, no. Well, Monas hasn't done it. Okay, so I don't put my hand out. It's delicious. Nice cold.

Now, it colds you throw, if you have a cold. You have the argument that perhaps it's another beverage inside the Hershey's milk chocolate container? I don't want to think that because I don't think less of Representative Kent. Kelfi. Kent coffee, yeah. There has been all kinds of arguments. That's, that's how you get diabetes way to go. Diabetes, struggle of diabetes.

America, if he wants to get diabetes by drinking gallons of Hershey's chocolate syrup, good for him. This man is living life. Now, perhaps this is his way of not getting diabetes. Okay. I'm going to give you more leeway on that one. So those of us that have become familiar with Hershey's chocolate syrup over bowls of ice cream. Okay.

Kent is not with the ice cream. He's cut down on the ice cream. Okay, I can see. Oh, okay. So instead of having... He's cutting down on the other condiments that you would put Hershey's syrup on. So instead of having... He needs his chocolate fix.

It's Sunday. So he takes a couple of swigs from the Hershey's chocolate. And that curbs his desire. And then he doesn't get fatter. Or get diabetes. Or get diabetes. Or maybe it was a low blow sugar day. and he forgot to bring his gum.

He needs something. He's got his little crackers. I don't want to shake here in the damn state capital. Get my crackers and my chocolate syrup. I've got the people's business to take care of. He's bouncing out. He got the salt and the sweet. So if he tastes too much of the chocolate syrup,

oh crap, crackers. Okay. Give it. Give it. I don't know. I just put both in the same time. We've cracked the case. Once again, Jeff Fisher, this show, man.

This show. Are you referring to chewing the fat? I mean, this show. I am. If you're not a subscriber to chewing the fat, what are you doing with your life? You loser. Yeah, I mean.

You could be enjoying a nice, juicy Hershey's chocolate syrup. Thank you. Which, by the way, I think, do you have one of these at your house? I was just thinking I just threw it out. I'm so bummed. It was just. Just empty. Okay, go to the store, grab one.

We'll take a picture in support of representative, Ken Kaufie from Tennessee. We're with you, bro. We're with you, bro. Hashtag. We're doing that. Hashtag, hold on, I think of a hashtag, though. We're doing that, though.

Hashtag. Beating diabetes. No, it has to be something with Hershey. Because one, Hershey's to see it. At Hershey's, yeah, we're with you. Here it is. Herchy syrup challenge. We're doing that.

We are starting to tread the Hershey Syrup Challenge. Yep. There it is. We are not taking responsibility for anything or anyone that happens to get sick from drinking too much chocolate syrup that's on you. Or get diabetes. We are not responsible for any of it. But you heard it here first. The Hershey Syrup Challenge.

Yes. In honor of state representative Kent County. hashtag chewing the fat. Yes. I want everybody to do this. Yes. Even if you spit it out afterwards. Take the Hershey's chocolate syrup challenge.

Oh wait. Oh no. I thought it was Hershey Syrup Challenge. So what is it? So what is it? But it's Hershey's chocolate syrup. Okay. That's what I'm saying.

Let's talk it out. So it's Hershey's or Hershey. Damn it. What is it? Do I have an answer to there? It's the Hershey's chocolate challenge. Right? Syrup. We need syrup in there.

Because I don't want people to just put Hershey chocolate bars in their freaking mouth. Yeah, so it's got to be the cereal. So it has to be Hershey's. And now that he's using the new, I say the new bottle. But the new or the squeeze bottles. Which is the one I have. You still have the cans. Oh, you do?

Yeah, they still have the cans on the shelf. I'm pretty sure they do. I don't know that. I don't know that the sales are, I probably, I'm sure that sales aren't that good on the cans. But they're still on the shelf. Because that's the one that I have. The one that he's drinking out of is the one that I actually have. You look at the cans and it's got the yellow top

and you look at the squeeze bottle, you go, hey, a squeeze bottle. Yeah, yeah. But I couldn't remember the cans for years and years, 100 years ago before the squeeze bottles. So it's the Hershey's chocolate syrup challenge. Because that's how they have it. Because if we put chocolate syrup challenge, then they can get the other kind too, the rabbit kind,

the bunny kind, whatever it is. Yeah, I know. Yeah, Nesquick. You know, you have those. So there's obviously others chocolate, so we've just got to stick with, we've got to stick with Hershey's. Yeah, so the way they happen in the story here says

he was seen drinking out of a Hershey's chocolate syrup bottle. That's the picture. So I think it needs to be hashtag Hershey's chocolate syrup challenge. So long hashtag, but you welcome Hershey's. You got to come up. Right. And we have to find out if he has a Twitter and we tag him. And we can tag what's your face too.

Natalie or whatever stupid name is. Yeah, the one that brought it up. Yeah, Natalie Allison. Tag her. Why does she tag at, she tags at Tennesseans. That's dumb with the hat. You don't put an apostrophe on the ads. Oh, no.

Is this another? Oh, no. Is this another? She tags someone else too in this. She tags George photo. Oh, that's the guy that took the picture. George Walker, big deal. Thanks for the picture.

Oh, I can't. We've met at photographers. Never mind. Great job, George. You're not Framed Life Photography, though. I'll tell you that. Thank you. At Frame Life Photography.

I wish she would have been the one to take the picture. Maybe I'll just tag her in it. Well, she's going to be the one that's take the picture. We've got to tag her, right? Yeah. So hashtag Hershey's chocolate syrup challenge. Yes. Ooh, that is a long.

It is. But you know what? In solidarity with state representative Kent Calfi out of Tennessee, we're going to do it for him. I love it. And I want freaking free Hershey's chocolate syrup. We are definitely doing that. Yes. We're doing that tonight.

Oh, definitely. Tonight. Yes. As soon as the podcast drop, boop. Yes. Which is why you have to be. We do it on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. And at the place, we'll retweet us so that we could get everybody.

on the challenge. You paying them off now? Yeah, I am. I'll give them a chocolate syrup bottle. Okay. Yeah. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to bring a chocolate chip bottle.

A chocolate chip bottle or a chocolate syrup bottle? Chocolate syrup bottle. I didn't know there was a chocolate chip bottle. So if they retreat us tonight, I'll bring them a Hershey's chocolate syrup bottle. And then in solidarity, I'll have them do it too. I mean, we'll be to have everybody in the building do the challenge and get this thing rolling. I want this trending. By the way, I'm just going to use to say.

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Oh, I was just a transition. This is just a transition. Wait, she's transitioning now? Yeah, no, not yet. Well, not the way that I know of. I mean, it's possible that she is. But she's back on tour. You know, the tour of

I'm taking a vacation around the world and I'm going to perform once in a while tour. She's not performing. Her Madame X tour. So she's not performing. She does from time to time. And then... What she feels like.

Oh, oh, my knees, my back, my eye, I can't. Look at the time. My neck, my butt, my back, my knees. When you get to be 80, you do complain. So we talked about this originally when the tour started that she was going to ban the cell phones at her concerts. And they're going to go intimate.

Intimate, yeah. Now, so people are still a little wound up about it, but she's banning them. You got to put them in a bag. There's nobody. Put them in a bag. And look, most of her audience. Don't have cell phones?

No, they do. But most of her audience are, you know, 100 years old too. Right? So they're happy. Oh, it's a good thing. There wasn't any cell phones recording the show. I could just enjoy the show. Oh, shut up.

Ugh. Shut up. Yeah, they put them in little, they put your cell phone in little concert bags or whatever because you can't use it. And if Madonna sees you with the phone, man, the little, their sealed pouches that they put them in. A Madonna says. Somebody's got the phone out right there, right there.

Okay, back to the song. Ah, right. Right. Right. So, good for her. Physical, physical. But she, now she was in London. Oh, hello.

On vacation. She's a little, I mean, you know, she's on vacation. She's pretending to be on tour. She had a concert to play in? And now she canceled some more shows. Oh, no. Oh, no. She's canceled some more shows.

So, I mean, the people who actually got to see her, cell phones or no cell phones, they were the lucky ones. Good. Because six hours before the one, she was. Not again. Sorry. Dude. I've got rehab and.

Oh, now she has rehab. I can't. I feel like she's running out of this. She's trying to recover from a serious injury. Oh, that kind of rehab. Okay.

I thought you're talking about the drug, alcohol rehab. That's not rehab. Now, one of the shows that she was on stage and she finally showed up and apparently maybe the pain medication was kicking in or something. She was, you know,

she felt, you know, she was saying, oh man, I'm on stage and I'm walking around here. I might as well talk to the audience, you know. And she put on a two-hour and ten-minute show.

Okay. She did a gag about having sexually transmitted diseases. Okay, nothing says Madonna. Okay. Being told that she was good on her knees. Okay, okay. Right? She said I usually kneel for about 20 minutes.

And I'm good at it, so I've been told. So she went from performing to stay. stand of comedy. Then she took a swig of an audience member's beer. I guess that's okay. I guess that's okay. She said thanks and we just shared STDs. I'm sorry,

what? Okay, rewind because I think I missed something. She takes a swig. So she drinks out of a cup. Out of someone else, out of an audience member's beer. Okay. And then says, and hands it back to him and says, there you go. We've just shared STDs.

And people are paying for this? Now, she also joked about finding her assistance on the gay dating app Grindr. She said, you know, they say that the eyes are the window to the soul, and I believe that. However, I think you're all forgetting about a more important window. No. However, I think you're forgetting about a more important window. What's the punchline? I don't.

That's the punchline. No, no, no. She's working on her act. Oh, she's working. Oh, so. She's working on her act. Oh, so this is just like a test audience for her comedy special that Netflix commission. It's possible.

It's possible. You know, is she jealous that, you know. She actually, no, I'm just, I'm just messing with it. She said, as she's sitting there telling the joke, she says, however, they're forgetting about a more important window, and she opens her legs. Matana. This show is riveting already.

Makes me want to pay the top. There's still probably tickets available. Oh, absolutely. Well, the problem is you don't know she's going to be there or not. So you just like, like in a CD, you just as coin toss. Am I going to get a CD in this dating out or not? As she's got her legs open. Okay.

She says, that's right, ladies and gentlemen. This is what it's like to have Mozart come out of your P-word. Uh-huh. Yeah, Rua. But she actually uses the P-word. Yes. And she says, don't be jealous. I'm pretty sure he's dead.

I mean. Wait. No, I'm not giving you a room shot there. No, that's her joke. Oh, that's her joke. She's working on her act. Okay, okay, okay. Don't be jealous.

I'm pretty sure he's dead. Thank you. And it's so bad. So bad. What does she do it? It's just... She also said... Is there any more jokes?

Yes, there is. Okay, got it. So this is, what do you call a man? This is, okay, if the kids are listening. if you've got chewing the fat open and the kids are listening well better be close and dash you in the fat who don't want to say it put the headphones on yes or the air pods put the headphones on yeah i'll give you a second she also said wait that's not enough what do you is what that was that enough second no i gave him time i said

i'll give you a second all right so she also said what do you call a man with a small penis oh what i wouldn't eff and know i've never been with a guy with a small d Now that one was funny I feel like she polished that joke Pretty good I well for sure she polished something Thank you Be here all week

Out of top of my head I'm making funnier drugs That's what I'm saying Madonna what are you doing I think she needs to hire you baby But I know well look she's in you know She's really struggling I can say that

She's really stressed By the way she'd stop taking those drugs Before the performance She's got chronic hip pain and knee pain It's called relief factor So you don't get all those side effects Thank you We talked about it last

Thank you. She's just a call Relief Factor, I bet. No, she is not. In 1995, like, seriously. That's like, what are you doing? Less than a dollar a day. What are you doing? And that's not tomorrow.

I'm not going to, we just don't have time to do it for you tonight. I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to end with the Madonna extravaganza, but she was funny and she's working on her act. We're already doing the Hershey's chocolate syrup challenge. I mean, we give and we give and we give. Like, seriously, what more do they want? Thank you. Seriously.

Don't answer that question. Just know that we're saying, what more do you want? Yeah, what more do you want? We care. We care. So you can email. Email us at chewing the fat at the blaze.com.

We do care. Well, we only care of the people that subscribe to the podcast. That's why I'm saying it now. But what if people are listening to still not subscribed? Oh, that's a little rough. That's a little harsh. Is it though?

That's a little harsh. It's been like almost two years now. No, that's a little harsh. I mean, I would That's Chris Cruz That's not Jeff Fisher I would not

No No no no if you're not a subscriber To chewing the fat I don't want to put a bullet in your head That's just wrong Wow But it does make one wonder Doesn't it