Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 299 | Sir Elton John, You Never Run to the Mic

Episode Date: February 10, 2020

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And now, a Blaze Media podcast. You can play that all you want. It's Monday, and I'm not ready. So you go ahead and play that all you want. You just fire that thing up anytime you want, and, you know, I'll let you know. No, that's not even, I thought you were supposed to play the thing. And the thing. I know what about the thing?

Now you never run. It's a good radio's rule of thumb. You can never run. I'll never forget that. I remember watching my man Martin. I just, I'll never forget watching him come around the corner and not running to the microphone. And he was already late. And I'm standing there going, what are you doing?

Let's go. And he sat down and I went, dude, hurry up. You never run. You never want to come to the microphone out of breath. And he turns out his mic and goes, man. Great story. Yeah, it's just a news sounder. It's a news sounder.

It's a news sounder, it goes, it goes. And I mean, the news sounder is like trailing, and you just fire another one. The news sounder is maybe 30 seconds. You know, because usually they're right there, and it hits, right? You have the build up, you have the hit, and the trail, and then the news.

and the news guy talks, right? So at the end of 30 seconds, it's either going to be dead air or you fire the news sounder again because there's no news guy. Or you just turn on the mic, right? Or you play a commercial. Or you do whatever, yeah.

But, I mean, I see him. Make the turn. Like the studio was, I'm here, and as you're looking through a glass in another big long studio, the talk studio, and then there's another glass, and then there's the news booth, and then there's a long newsroom outside of that.

If the news booth the door is open, you see all that. And down at the far end is the back door to the news booth that comes around if you, like he was doing reports down at another station. All right. So I hit the sounder here. I see him come in that back door. And I'm like, how about hurry the hell up? Never come to the microphone, breathing heavy, Jeff.

You never run. Never run to the microphone. Dead air or sounder can go. But I'm never coming to this microphone, breathing heavy. It is a good golden rule. It most definitely is. Hey, happy Monday. Welcome to chewing the fat.

I'm caught up, I think. You know, we talked a lot about jobs on this program, and we find jobs for people all over America. It's one of the things that we pride ourselves here, chewing the fat. And this might actually be a fun job to have. Well, you know, come to think of it. come to think of it just off the top of my head, this may be a good job for you.

Well, Planters is hiring people to drive its Nutmobile around the U.S. That's what I'm saying. No, this is just, I mean, it is their planters Nutmobile, but it may be an opportunity for you to, you know, throw away little baby nuts all over the place, little stuffed baby nuts. All right, so you get, oh, well, if you get the job. you're going to be known as a P-Nutter. You're going to be a P-Nutter.

Yeah, you've got a P-E-A-N-U-T-E-R, P-N-N-R. I mean, they say here, drivers are known as P-Nutters. That's with an ass at the end. So, I mean, hopefully, and I'm sure that P-Nutters will be able to throw around stuffed baby. B-nuts. So you can receive a salary. Paid expenses, benefits, and clothing.

Oh, I bet the clothing, I bet is good. You're able to walk around as a stuffed B-nutter B-nut. So that's a... Yes. Only, oh, yeah. I mean, that'd be cool. According to now, they should have a picture of some peanutters here. front of the planters.

It looks like we could do better on the uniform. That's not the uniform I was I was thinking about. It doesn't say anything about what the salary is, though. I don't know that I want to follow Mr. Peanut Official on Twitter, but I may have to start. So anyway, good luck. Hope you get the gig.

Hope you get the gig. I already applied for you online. Yeah, peanuters.com. I have no idea I wish I owned it I'll tell you that I wish it was one of my sites Peanutters.com

I have to go to the site don't tell me not to go to penutters.com hold on now you have to you have to Penutter dot com yes that can't be reached

yeah this is this is stope When do we start that here? That's really ticking me off. That pisses me off. I freaking hate that more than anything. We didn't know it.

Yes, it is. At some point, Mercury Radio Arts, the Blaze Media, the Blaze.com, at some point, we went from, Jeff could go to any site he wanted to

at any time in this building. to sight blocked. Congratulations to all the winners for the Academy Awards, in particular. Congratulations to our man. That's fine. Oh, it was just why let him speak. Just give it to them. Thank you.

Look at the time. And, you know, have a guy have to go. I mean, it was just babbling. on and on and on and on. They let Watcher Face talk too long to. Renee Zellweger. Oh, blah, but ba-ba-pah, oh, geez, shut the hell up.

And, nah, that's because it was all Joaquin. I mean, the movie was all Wachene. I know Todd Phillips was great and he was wonderful, but Wachene was his movie. You know, well, I know. That's what I'm saying. But, I mean, who wasn't for a parasite

across the board? who wasn't for Parasite across the board with Kim Jong-il as the producer? Who was the producer? What's his name? I know it wasn't Kim Jong-il or it was just a bad joke, I get it.

It was Bong Joon Ho. No, I wasn't calling you. That's his last name, Bong-Jun-Ho. I mean, Parasite across the board. Just swept the Oscars, and congratulations. Now, we were there, though. We were there.

Yeah. Right. They get interviewed there. And that's, and we were there. CTF on the, on the back carpet. Backer. And so, I mean, and Bung Jun, Jun Ho, whatever his name is, Bung Jun Ho,

he was great. great and he actually was he was his thank you speech was uh was great and he paid tribute he paid tribute to uh the other producers well i know what the actually i don't know that he was actually that nice he sounded that nice the translator that told me what he said made it seem like he said that he could have told everybody to take a freaking hike in a nice way and made it seem like he was being complimentary and then And the translator said, well, I'm not going to tell all these people that. And said he wanted to thank everyone.

And he said, you were in my heart from the very beginning. That could be. It could have happened that way. I mean, the Oscars were overall agonizing. Overall agonizing. And then they ended it with Jane Fonda, the worst. She's a hundred years old. My father-in-law, still to this day, hates her love.

like poison man if I saw her on the street I'd spit on her she should be in jail and he got off a walk out of the room that was tremendous man I love it yeah yeah and he's saying his uh he's saying his one song yeah zero out wait no did we have the whole song Does he sing that song? No, he sings the song that they created for the movie, which, you know, we were all supposed to pretend that we like. We all pretend like we're supposed to like. It was great, you know, Elton on stage with his 80-foot-long grand piano, and it was, you know, it was great. It was good to see Eldon.

And I love Elton John. But, you know, let's play, you know. I want to. Thank you. Then right after he played, they ran a commercial with, with, you know, with. where American Idol is singing tiny dancer in the bus, which I thought, why didn't he always sing that stupid song

instead of the song that they created for the movie that nobody knows. Yes, we were backstage at the Oscars, yes. This is to Kim Jong-ho. I mean, I never care of it. It's not Kim Jung. It's Bong Joon Ho. When they announced him the winner,

they called him Sir Elton, too. Yeah, they didn't do that at the Golden Globes, which was strange. When they talked about them at the Golden Globes, they didn't call him Sir Elton. I remember that stuck out. I was thinking, why would, I mean, the Golden Globes, they should be the ones calling him, sir. We should be calling him, hey, Mr. John, old queen, why don't you come on up here?

I don't think he has, has he? I don't think he's won an Oscar before. I don't think he's, I don't think so. No, this is a question to him. Yeah. This is for my partner of 53 years. Without him, I wouldn't be here. He starts the process.

He gives me the lyrics. Then I go ahead. Without the lyrics, I'm nobody. This is the man who started the journey, and we're still together after 53 years. I have one of these already, but I so wanted... That's a guy one for the Lion King.

I forgot about the Lion King. It's been 25 years. 12 years together. David, my husband's been on and on about 12 years trying to get this made. In the end, we got it made the wrong, right way the way we wanted to make it. So you tell me that, you know, not only that Sir Elton John

said, yeah, this is my second one. He is such an idiot. He doesn't even know that he didn't win before. And the Oscars were like, hey, yeah, he did get a second one. This is his second one. Is that me all those people got it wrong? They are so dumb. They didn't even know he wasn't. Which, by the way.

He got one back in 95. I just learned Lion King. I forgot about that. What I was thinking of is that he doesn't have it he got. Yes. He doesn't have an egot. It's a, very disappointing. We need to send the first part of this show to Elton

because he ran to the mic. And I want to see if you can capture him out of breath. Him and his partner are like a little bit out of breath. Really? To figure out. Are you sure he was only running? Because Elton really, it doesn't look like he's... It's like the penguin wobble.

He was doing like the penguin wobble. Not a lot of people keep themselves as a good of shape as I do. So here is them. We are limited to two questions tonight. So number three and 14. Melissa with We Are Movie Geeky. How many years El is with Bernie Tom in 53 years? That's all he talked about.

53, yeah. That means he's been performing for how many 100 years? 58. He doesn't know, don't run to the mic. There's video to this. I want you to see Elton. Those of you watch it live. If you're watching live.

Actually, this is the only time I'll say yes. For those of you are watching live, here's what happened. If you'd like to comment or have any questions or anything that you'd like, we'll take question three and 14, just like they did at the Oscars. 8-8-9-0-33-93. Here we go. Watch this, Jeffrey. Watch him, watch him, watch him.

So number three. Out of Dissal, Sir Elton John was not under. That is incredible the workout he just ran to the microphone as. Fisher, you tell him me. No, you're not telling me. I don't put it this way. You only get the true news from chewing the fat. Thank you.

Nobody else is covering Elton running to the mic. Well, he does not need to run to the mic. And there's no need for him to run to the mic. I mean, the only thing that would make you be out of breath like that is running to the microphone. That's exactly what Elton did. I guarantee you. I promised you with all the love in my heart that there is not another show on the planet covering the run up to the microphone by Elton John today.

You know what else got the behind the access like we did? This was emailed to us by the Oscars. And thank you. Thank you, Oscars. By the way, we appreciate it. Yes. Next year we'll be. We're there.

another red carpet. Not behind it. Next year, we're there. Just... Question 60 and 72? We're going to take eight questions. Question three. That's all you're good.

Go ahead. What the hell? Well, my understanding to that was that each news organization got a number. So instead of saying, you know, Blaze Media and Entertainment Tonight. So people holding number three and number eight, you, they want to get to ask a question. And you could see Sir Elton and Bernie looking around. They're like, oh yeah. So where's eight and worse three yet? Oh, over here. Okay, yeah, over here. So.

Oh, don't stop running. All right. Enough of the Oscar talk. I mean, I got it. You know, apparently the Royals turned down an opportunity to be a presenter at the Oscars. I know. I know. And, you know, you miss. the communist manifesto and you missed you know the rest of it was all just wonderful thing so it's just go to the break room and be done with the damn Oscars already

oh my gosh is that a we have a phone call from Gary our man who wants to be an ambassador so as you know we have ambassadorships for CTF we have not figure out

everybody to figure out the committee's me and you and we have equal votes and then they're an ambassador we're becoming ambassadors for chewing the fat yes around the globe yes and we have I think you've pointing that out though around the globe around the globe yes like countries

that are not United States I didn't say countries I said around the globe okay sorry and amazingly one of the places on the globe is the upper insula of Michigan, which is almost another country. I mean, they have a different name for themselves. They call themselves Uper's.

Nobody really wants to be a Uper. Or at least we'll wait. Maybe they do. Maybe they do. Maybe it's important that they are Uper's and we need an ambassador. Now, we have Gary who has emailed us chewing the fat at the blaze.com and requested an ambassadorship. This is a guy that was too good to come on the air while his wife was giving birth?

Yeah. My wife's giving, having a baby. So? They don't have phones at the hospital. I worked every day. My kids were born. I'll tell you that. How many kids you have?

Right? Three. That we know of. That we know of the three kids that I recognized, I worked on the days they were born. Yes. And so, uh, apparently, apparently he's free now. A week later? To make, to plead his case.

So Gary. welcome to welcome to the program. Oh, thank you, Mr. Fisher, for this opportunity. And thank you, Chris. That's sir, Fisher. Thank you. Thank you. We're the ruling board.

So, I mean, we've had deep discussions about the possibility of you becoming an ambassador because Chris believes what? You have to be from another country. Right. Outside the continental United States. Now, I don't know. You agree with that, but just because this guy's from Yupor, you want to put the asterisk on him. I do want to put the asterisk on him.

You do? I do want to put the asterisk on him. Because you agree with me that ambassadors should be from a different country so that they can spread it well. They should be from a different country. They should be, they should live in another country. Yes. Now he lives in Yupor. In the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

That's part of the United States. Almost another country. You know, because we have Swaziland, Ambassador Swaziland. and we have the ambassador of England. In an impossible. We have another ambassador ship that we have to discuss that's in Switzerland now. Which that already has 90% of my vote. So, Gary, make your case.

Well, Tras, after this interview, I think you'll understand why even, like, Jeff is considered a troll in the Lower Peninsula. They don't even want to associate with us Uper's. That's true. We're basically connected to them with about a five-foot, about a five-mile. Five-mile, yes, it's a five-mile. Yes, it's a five-mile bridge, the Bacanah Bridge.

The largest extended, was it, cable-structured bridge in the United States, that they really want to be part of us. Don't bog us down with the facts of the bridge. Just know that it's the Bacchinaw Bridge and let's move on. Yeah, it's a nice bridge, a big bridge. A lot of people died putting a dang thing up. But we actually had no say in the matter. Believe it or not, Michigan, Ohio, we're fighting over what's considered a Toledo area there. And Michigan lost and said, well, you're going to give this big chunk of land.

They're just barely above Wisconsin. and that you get it as your prize. We really even had a say really in the whole process, but that's hilarious. I want to stop me for just a second. I don't know that I actually do that. That's tremendous, if that's true. Why do you think the Michigan, Ohio State team is such a big thing, right?

Well, no, I do. Wait a bit, stop. Right there. Don't start talking down to me. Continue to talk about it. Don't start talking down to me with your little thing. I'm just talking about the particulars of how. Michigan acquired the Upper Peninsula

makes me laugh. I don't know that I remember and do that's fantastic. Oh, we haven't forgotten up here, Jeffrey. We haven't forgotten. So I've only Now, are you born and raised, Jupor? Yes, I am. That doesn't surprise me because

nobody else would live there. Well, that's, yeah, well, well, we're just born and raised here. I don't know, I've been, I'm a five-generation dairy farmer up here, so I'm really in a minority, not only on my Yupro, also a dairy farmer, so I kind of got a double-edged sword, which I think that would help my case here a little bit for possible ambassadorship.

It doesn't. It doesn't. No, it doesn't, Chris? No. Again, our ambassador from Africa, he's a missionary. Our ambassador for England is a judge of the high, what do you call, master, or something like that? And we had to call him your magistrate.

Magistrate, we had to call him your worshipness. I would call you is a Yuper. Yuper. Yeah. Well, yeah, but, Chris, if you look into the Webster Dictionary, actually, if you did, there's actually a Yupor terminology actually is in there. We actually have a definition of being a Yupor. Believe it or not, that actually came to be because two lawyers or attorneys were fighting

on Scrabble. The guy put down Yupor said, oh, that's not a word. It was challenged. Sure enough, at the time it wasn't. So the attorney took it upon himself, and he got it in there. So now we were officially Uper's in the web. or dictionary. Chris?

United, you're still in the United States. See, like maybe we need to come up with a different word of CTS Influencer because I believe that. Yes, I will say. You're not enough. Like, that's not enough for a person in United States, CTF influencer. Maybe we need to come back.

I mean, it's not that we don't love the influencers. Everyone is an influencer. Even your brand new kid is an influencer. Well, yeah, I know. But see, nobody even wants us in Wisconsin-O-Lawans, Michigan-O-Wing. honest, I just thought maybe CTF would have a phone for a super's. But if not, I'll remember that when the Canadians attack. That's all I got to say.

Wow. He's the first line of defense, man. He's freaking pissed at you, man. He is mad. I love it. I love it. So now I'm about now Chris is on my side and Jeffie's against me. There's no one in here. Okay, so Gary, I appreciate you

calling in and I know you're listening live and I appreciate it. Now, I also, you know, give that baby all the love in the world. That's all they need. It's all they need is just nothing but love. Tell the wife, you know what's good for rehab after having a baby?

Milk and cows. Oh, sorry. I thought it's another baby. No, it's out. No, that's not it. Go slap those milkers on and let's get that milk a cranking. That's what helps rehab after having a baby. And we'll discuss some more of the possibility of you per becoming an actual ambassador

to CTF. We'll table it again. We may, what I'm thinking, what I'm thinking of, Gary, and you can go away, mad or just go away,

that, you know, we're going to give some people a title, you know, from different areas here in the continental U.S. will have a separate title

that are going to be, so you can consider yourself above just an influencer. It'll be state representative, you know, something like that, something, you know,

that you just use part-time and then not full time. Oh, I'm sorry if I come off a little crabby today. After Joaquin' FedEx's little debacle there about talking about it. I know. A bit of a pissy mood. Yeah, he picked on you. I know.

By the way, I want to ask you, do you have an accent, or is this you have an accent? Or is this you have you put on a show for us? Oh, this is Upernese, man. Oh, that's Uper-T talk. Really? Yes, it's very northern. It's like, yeah, I don't like it either. You've got to work on your accent.

It's one of the top five sexiest voices in the United States, man. Oh, it's your wife. She loves you so much right now. She loves you so much. I'd like to see that poll. Absolutely. Absolutely. Please.

And not that poll, Gary. I will send it to you, Jeffrey. Thank you. So this weekend, I ran across a podcast that. I was fascinated by. Yeah, Gene to Fat. We did Fisher. Well, I'm always fascinated by that one.

That's just a give me. All right. This is another one. Now, this lady wrote the book, She Said, Breaking the Sexual Harassment Story that helped ignite a movement. That's the Harvey Weinstein story, right? So this author interviewed Harvey's attorney.

Donna Rotano. It was really good. A little over 30 minutes. Not until I wish it would have been longer, but they both did not like each other much. I mean, it was amazing. If you have an opportunity, it's the daily, and it's called the woman defending Harvey Weinstein.

It's 32 minutes, 32 minutes long. Really worth your time. If you're fascinated by the Harvey Weinstein case. I'm not. You know, her, I mean, it's really good. The author and the interviewer are all for, you know, Burnham at the stake. Of course.

And Donna is like, eh, eh, wrong. The attorney is tremendous. If you're in trouble and need help in the courtroom, and specifically with a Me Too event. Jeff Proves. Donna Rotana, you need, man. Yeah. Jeff, you may want to contact her

because you know something's coming down with Jeff. We've discovered that on Friday, right? I mean, we definitely discovered that. So if you have an opportunity, you go back to listen to the Tad and you'll see what I'm talking about. But we definitely discovered that there will be something coming on Jeff Brod very soon. And so maybe you need to call Donna.

But it's going to be amazing to me if they find Harvey guilty. Because everything I've read... He's guilty. He's not, though. Yes. In the eyes of where justice is blind,

yes, he's not guilty. But justice took off her blindfold when it came to the B2 movement. And if you have a dude and you're white and you had or have power, you're coming down. Congratulations.

Congratulations. They're in order to Pamela Anderson. are we well not that guy congratulations well Pamela that's the only reason that's the only person that I know

Pamela has done acting work before with this particular music going Oh yeah Now anyway I want to congratulate her Because she just got married And

About time Three times a charm I know She got married it lasted 12 days. Oh no. Don't bog me down with facts. It lasted 12.

She got married to producer John Peters and man, they were in love. It was just, oh yeah. They just returned from India. Oh, nothing says honeymoon than India. No, but I mean, this was pre-being married. They had their honeymoon, you know,

Before they got married in India. Oh, yeah. And she said, will you marry me? And she said, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She said absolutely, John. Come over here, big boy. Oh, he's a big boy?

That's a quote, yeah. That's a quote. Well done, big boy. I'm happy for you. So, uh, After 12 days, though, it was time to end it. And how do you end your marriage to Pamela Anderson? You're no longer married to Pamela.

Come on down. STD-free. Congratulations. Well, we'll wait for another 12 days to see if you actually are. Wait, what? Oh, no. Yeah, you never know that. Oh, no.

Never know. I thought Pamela was all hot for, what's his face? Isn't he dead already? The Playboy guy? No, not. Hugh Huffner? First of all, don't start, it's Hugh Heffner,

not Hugh Huffner. And don't be, disparaging the man himself, Hugh Heffner. But, oh, the, you know,

the WikiLeaks guy. Oh, Julian Assad. Yeah, I thought she was all hot for him. Why she was, that's just like a ploy to, you know. she went over to she went over to visit him oh yeah well

I mean he was all he was all kept in that house the Brazil Ecuadorian the Ecuadorian ambassador house there so he was kept there and people were complaining that he stunk I know but she showed up

and was like how did she do that maybe that's what she would say oh yeah he definitely was been kept up in this room oh yeah That's definitely what was going on.

So she got, anyway, I thought she was all hot. Maybe because Julian's back, he's back in Ecuador now, right? No, he's in England in jail. Right? So he's waiting to see if he's going to come to the U.S. So that's what she was like, yeah, no, I'm going to marry this 72-year-old John Peters. So I've been, he's a movie producer, and I've been hot for him over here in India. So let's get married, baby.

And then 12 days later. At 12 days, 12 whole days. Now, I'm not talking about just half days. It equals day and night. 12, whole days. 12 whole hours. Well, 24 hours is one day times 12. Yeah, exactly.

That's what I'm saying. So you're counting for the full 24 hours in one day. So he's 72. She's 52. Wow, she's that old. Wow. I just want to go on record as saying neither of those ages seem that bad to me. I'm sorry.

She does not look 52. I'm looking at this page 6 front cover. Yeah. That is not what a 50-year-old should look like. She has the same person that was working on J-Lo. There's not a-look at that. There's not a lot. There's not a lot of us that have kept in that good of shape.

No, no. Like, I know you're not including yourself. I just say it. There's not a lot of us that have kept ourselves in that good. Yeah, there's not a lot of them keeping themselves that 50 looking this good. Not a lot of us, that's what I'm saying. I don't like this. So, John Peters, the hubby for 12 whole days.

Ex-Hubby. careful. Well, okay. I don't know if it's official yet. Oh, oh. Oh, you know what? It is official.

Because it never was official. Yep. So the whole thing was a ruse from the very beginning, which made his ending text message all the better. Hey, you know. Hey, Pam, John here. She probably didn't have needed to say John here because she's got it in the phone already as hubby or John.

And his name comes up with lover, lovey. Love. Yeah, JP, you know, something like that. And, hey, just wanted to say hi. It wasn't thinking of you, love you. It was this whole marriage thing. scared me. It made me realize that it's 74,

I need a simple, quiet life and not an international love affair. I think the best thing we could do is I'm just going to go away for a couple of days. Maybe you need to go back up to Canada. The world knows we did it. I think now we need to go our own separate ways.

Hey, how about you forgive me? Nice text. Now, according to the reports, he never actually finalized the paperwork on the legal union. So they never were married. And I'm sorry, but I'm reading this. According to a source close to the couple, John has pursued her for 30 years. So they finally gets her.

They were texting while she was in India, and they agreed to have lunch together. The day she returned, John invited family and friends over for lunch and proposed to her. and he had a friend officiate, essentially it was sweet ceremony, but ultimately no license was filed. Incredible. So I want you, I want you. Oh, I have you.

I don't want you. And it's so sad because, according to the source, Pamela decided to start the decade fresh, which she was in India, doing some uverdic cleaning. Yeah, she did that. And yoga.

Ayur-D-D-D-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E. So it's a real different. It's a-U-D-D-E-D-E-C cleaning. And she was- What the hell? Hold on. What the hell is that? I may be saying it wrong.

You want to type in A-Y-U-R-V-E-D-C cleanse. And that might give you what you're looking for. Yeah, the a-a-vertic cleanse. Like I said. Auvidididic cleanse. Focuses on resetting that digestive fire, allowing it to rest and strengthen. There you go.

The detoxing nature also supports the body's own natural mechanisms to remove built-up toxins from the body. She was doing that. It's a bit like, I'm not finished. It's a bit like cleaning out the pipes when the drains get clogged, hopefully even before the drain. I went through this.

I just went through this. The gallbladder removal when you go through that? Is a... A uve de-da-de-de-de-de-de-c cleanse? That's what it was. Yeah. Yeah. And she was there in India.

And then he goes, hey, want to come here for lunch? He proposes and the douche doesn't commit. Well, why don't you come back to Canada and we'll fill those pipes up again? I know, you've been emailing me telling me you're all cleaned out. Text you. That's what I said. You've been emailing me and texted me, these. You know, that's actually what he said, probably.

I definitely said that. He said, you've been emailing me, you know? She's like, no, I've been texting you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You've been emailing me texting. Yeah, texting me. That, you know, you've been cleaning yourself. I feel sorry for her.

Absolutely. I was going to be like all against, like she was the one that broke this. But I'm sorry, no. John, you messed up and I'm sorry That's a very dush move Yes She was trying to prepare for a new decade

You interrupted her day kick cleanse She lets you into her life Yes She flew from India back to Canada Because you said hey Let's have some lunch I don't want this international affair Shut up

You pursued her for 30 years Ridiculous Oh no I'm pissed now I know right I don't know this story Oh thank God I did not know this over the weekend I would be even more mad. I would be like, where's Jeffrey?

Because that's what usually happens? I see a story and I'm like, damn it, Jeffie's not here. I need him. Plus, you were pushed over the edge with another story. That was. That we'll leave that for off the air. Yes. Just for today, it'll be off the air.

Because it'll be coming soon to a podcast near you, I promise you. But you know what? It might come to the podcast near you today. So did I tell you about what made Chris so angry this weekend? Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. No, I didn't even tell them that they need to subscribe to chewing the fat. Yeah, don't play the out thing. Maybe we can edit that out or something because I want to tell you,

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Okay, now you can. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. So we were just talking about Pamela Anderson and the love of her lifetime Peters and how their great love affair. And how he broke her heart? Right. Yeah. I know, Pam.

Call me. No, call me. No, call me. No, Pam. What are you talking about? Pam, you saw what white man can do to you. Now it's time to spice it up and get you a brown person in your life. You can't trust white older man.

Maybe a younger brown person can bring happiness to your meditation. You cleanse. We could do a plantain cleansing. together if you want. That's not the cleanse he was doing. Or coconut cleanse or a Caribbean cleanse. But just know that if you go with Jeff Fisher, it's going to break your heart like the other white male did.

Me, spice it up. Pam, I just want you to know that I want the best for you. And that's not him. According to a 2017 survey, it got me thinking about this. We're coming up on Valentine's Day and love and everything's going on. Have you done it? I've done what?

You know, reservation, flowers and chocolate. A, my wife is out of town. So there's no... All week long. So there's nowhere where she could receive any of those? When's Valentine's Day again? Friday. E.

What? Ooh. What? Dave, things are shut down. No, they're not. Shut down. Shut down. There's plenty of sponsors around here that can help you out in your emergency case.

I don't even know the address where she's at. She's somewhere. So you just send her to the keys and that's it? Is that where she is? That's what you told me where she is. I did? Yeah, because I said, hell yeah, she's in Miami. He's like, dude, she said the keys.

It's farther down. She's with your people. But I don't know the address. Just put keys to Amber. She posted a video of hers hollering and waving at Puerto Rico. I don't know if anybody wave back. Cuba. Not even close.

You have to jump to islands. All I know is she was waving to Puerto Rico. That's all I know. Nobody waved back. Because they were like, what is that white lady waving? This is Cuba, not Puerto Rico. So how long have you been married now? One.

A year? So do you ever think about sleeping in separate beds? Absolutely. We had this conversation on air. because every time I see these stories I'm thinking why is this such a big deal like hold on making it such a big deal about sleeping in separate beds so so are you saying that you agree with sleep yeah I'm saying yeah yeah yeah yeah oh me too yeah yeah yeah I'm not saying that we do it no no no but you I understand why it would

happen and what is good about it yeah my in-laws say sleep in separate room and I actually don't know if that was a thing that I could share? They know, like, if they tell me something, it's going to come on on air. That's interesting. Yeah. That's interesting. But I do agree with it. I do agree with it because I understand it completely.

Like, for example, I know I snore. And I had this conversation with my wife. I told, like, because she says she has to reset me when I get really loud snoring. Or she does. It's like, she just passed my face and I stopped snoring. You know, push over or whatever. Yes. Hold your nose and hope that you don't make it.

Stuff like that. I don't think she's hold. Actually, she did hold my nose wanting. Yeah, whatever. Yeah. But like, that's understandable. There's like, okay, you want a quiet sleep, then go right ahead and go to another room of the house. Well, I mean, those of you that have houses with extra rooms in it.

Don't. Whatever. Okay. Whatever. Don't put me on the freaking ivory tower, Mr. Whitemail. Whatever. Mr. Whitemail with a brand new house I just move into. Whatever.

me that. We just go to another room and the house. Mr. Guy that works, you know, here and lives in a pretty nice house with tall fences. Don't give me that. Do not give me that. Yeah, that's because the other room is the backyard. And don't give me that because, you know, the guy that has worker stairs and worker doors. Oh, yeah.

That guy is judging my house, Simpleton House, two stories, 2,200 square feet. And how many square feet is your house? 2,200 square feet of your house? Yeah, 2289. Almost 23? What is your house? I don't recall. Oh, really?

I don't recall. Fisher. I don't. You don't recall? It's more than 2289. I don't know about that. I think 2289 is just your first floor. I don't know about that.

With that extra staircase in the back for the help. That's where you had me go every time I had to put stuff in your stupid house. I don't know about that. I have to reconfigure the measurements. Yeah? Yeah. So don't give me that. Anyway, I know we've talking about it before. It drives me crazy. But I see these stories pop up and especially around this time because people are trying to do their love stories and Valentine's stories.

Oh, Valentine's story. Oh, okay. The polymorous couples, the thruple that's finally so happy together. And the... Are they happy together? Oh, yeah, they're very happy. Oh, man. They were not as happy as they are now when it was just a couple. and then they ran into the one girl. And she helped change their lives.

No, I'm just telling you the story I read. It has to be one girl. It can't be one dude? No, it was one dude. Okay. And one lady were married. And they were happy. Okay.

Something was missing. Yes. They felt the void. They were not. And they happened to run into the one girl one night. And the rest is right away. They knew, you know, this. be special.

Oh, really? They knew right away. And really all of them knew. They didn't say it. Third parties knew? All three of them knew. We didn't say anything right away. It was just something we felt.

That's a problem right now. We thought that maybe we should just confront her and see how she felt. See how she felt about it. And how did she feel? Surprisingly, she was felt the same way. Does she feel the same vibe? She was getting the same vibe. It was just incredible.

And so now. They're a threesome. I want to see you, baby. Yeah, they're a threesome. And they, everything. It took a while for the families to come to grips with it. Oh, yeah, that's three families coming together. But they finally did recognize that, you know, you guys are one.

Three and one. You guys are in one. Musketeers. And, man, what a life they're having. And then I did. Then we have the stories of the Valentine's Day mistresses. Oh, way, everybody has those. Love Valentine's Day because that's when they crank out the gifts.

Everybody's sending them stuff. Right? Because that one mistress. The lovers are just sending all kinds of necklaces and getting together and wanting to sneak away. And if you have a mistress, just let you know, you're not the only one that she's looking at. Right. So. I mean, wrong.

Don't get you a hopes up. Wait a minute. Don't get you hopes up when you said, you know, mistress that you met flowers and actually, you know, wait, what did those all the two bouquets from? Wait, where did you get that extra chocolate? Wait, yeah. I don't recall buying you that $8,000 necklace.

Which, by the way, have you noticed a rise on the thruple? Yes. They're pushing thruple. Yes, they are. Like the UN is pushing eating bugs. Yes. every quarter

there is a story about a throu more stories and it's just it's the it's the stories of and it's just wonderful

and have you noticed that those people that are in throuples or froppels or fipples makes sense why they're in that bigger relationship

like yes that person will have five lovers and they're all happy and they do not know which one it's the father of the baby.

Oh yeah, that was a different family. Yeah, that was a different family. I will say the last story that I was telling you about did not look like. Oh, no. Oh, okay. No. Okay, so it was better looking story than that story. Oh, yes.

Okay. So that's sort of. In fact, the last story I read that talked about, you know, they all knew that something was right. And they finally met each other. It was just, we had to finally come to grips with it. Out of 10, where would you score that story? Because the previous story, I scored the, you know, two out of ten. Oh, this last story was a Valentine's Day, eight, nine.

Really? Yeah. Both sides? Yes. Really? Yeah. Okay. I like, see, those stories I like.

The story was the two, you know, two out of ten. Frightening. Oof, she was frightening. So anyway, I'm guessing, and I don't know this. Okay, here we go. I don't. This was not in the story on the thruple. But here in the tune of the fat, we read between the lines.

That they rarely, if ever, sleep in separate beds. Well, yeah, you're not sleeping separate beds. You're having three people. Yeah, that's not the point of a thruple. Well, it is kind of, right? No, no, do, do, do. Fisher, no, do, do, that's not the point of a thruple. That's sister wives.

Wait, that's different? Yes, that's sister wives. That's the guy from Nevada. He comes here, Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. He spends Tuesdays and Thursdays with them, and then weekends is my turn. I'm a fan. I'm a fan of that, too. But.

I'm not really a fan. I'm not a friend, dude. That's three women. Holy cow. Not just three women, that's three families. Yeah. By the way, another story today. You and your cheap.

your cheap rear end, you couldn't do it. Oh no, absolutely not. But I could have a mistress. That seems in the budget. Oh, absolutely. That seems in the budget. You only focus on big holidays, and you only call her when the wife is out of town, right?

No. No? That's not the way that works. That sounds good maybe in your little world, but no. No. No, that's not. not the way it works at all. So Mr.

is just more, oh, I don't like this. I thought it was just like whenever, you know, you feel the mood, the wife's out of town and... I mean,

it's possible that you could have one that's, you know, your, you know, friend as needed. Friend as needed. And that's what Tinder's for. Yeah,

but then Tinder, I'm swiping and people, I don't make good first impressions on phones. That is, you know, it's good when people know things about themselves.

Oh, I know that for a fact. good when people know things about themselves, boy. So in a serious, what are you doing for your wife on Friday? It's Monday. She is going to be

lucky. When does she come back? You know, because Valentine's Day don't have to be Friday. I think she comes back sometime of Friday. Oh, well, dude. You know, Dude what, Valentine's Day is just a

made-up holiday. I don't have to celebrate. I'm not, I'm not tied down to some stupid made-up holiday. I'm not going to tell you to do the Kanye West or the Glenn Beck one where you get one flower and then you put it around the house and get Kenny G to play whatever instrument he plays. I'm not saying do that. But I'm saying, you know, a little bouquet, a little bit chocolate.

Go to Walgreens. You love Wargreens. I do. Isn't that? Yeah, you like Wargreens because I'm the one that likes CVS. So go to Walgreens. They got something on the counter. It's a little teddy bear holding some.

knock off chocolate in a fake rose and get her that. It costs you 14 bucks. Don't ask me how I know because I looked at it yesterday. Whoa. You know what? I'll think about it. I will think about that, I promise. Not a chance at hell I'm doing it.

I'll tell you that. You know, I feel like I had a ton of stories today. You did. You did. And I feel like I didn't get to any of them. No, it's just welcome to the show. That's what you got, Pop-up Friday.

So just push it to Friday. It's Valentine's Day. Do we need to give Valentine's stories? Maybe we need to, I was thinking about, you know, maybe we do. Maybe we need to have some sort of special Valentine. Cupid? Something. What about people that don't have dates?

Leave voicemails and then we could find them dates. What do you think about that? Or emails or text messages. Because obviously they're filling up a freaking text message and emails with ambassadorships. I would like to read something new on my text messages. Would you? I would definitely. I got ambassador to you for every damn 57 states of this country.

All 57 states have required an ambassadorship. We're not giving them to the states. No, we're not. We already said that. They're not giving to the states. The only reason that we entertain the idea of the Yupor. Because I wanted to hear what a Yupor sounds like. I wanted, and I still, a Yupur is a separate thing.

Doesn't count as the United States. That was my point. Obviously, you know, it's on the table now. It hasn't been decided 100% yet. He did not like the answer that you gave him, though. No, he was not happy. It was not happy. You know what?

Sometimes in life we don't get what we want. Right? I mean, that's just the way life is. I know. No, we don't. Oh, no, that's not. Oh, no, that's what you pointed. We're not, no.

I don't want him to, I don't want him to kill his cows. I don't want to do anything with a gun. Ooh, I should have asked him that about if he's, if he has any, you know, like mad cow disease, cows or anything in the past says he's had to try to get rid of him or not. Just trying to, trying to ask questions, good answers. So we do.