Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 3 | We Are Being Hoodwinked!

Episode Date: January 10, 2019

Jeffy and Kris Cruz try to figured out why so many people are getting sick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, this has got to stop. I'm not kidding, this has got to stop. So Cristiano Ronaldo, the soccer player, you know, world-renowned soccer player. I mean, he's like the highest-paid sports guy in the world. He just signed a new big deal. He's got, I mean, he's huge. He's one of the biggest Instagram and Twitter followers and Facebook followers. And he's a, you know, European soccer star world-renowned guy.

Millions, millions. And so in 2009, he, he. was investigated about a rape accused of rape in 2009 in Las Vegas, okay, in a hotel room in Vegas. Now this female, I guess it's a female, it might be a guy. Mayorga went to the cops back in 2009. I know it could go either way, Mayorga, went to the cops back in 2009, didn't identify Ronaldo for fear of,

retaliation. Yeah, Ronaldo might kick a soccer ball in your head. Now, a few months ago, she files a new lawsuit. This couldn't be because he just signed a new contract. Couldn't have anything to do with that. Saying in her lawsuit that Ronaldo and his team of fixers coerced her into signing a settlement at the time and paid her $375,000 in exchange for her silence. This is absolutely agonizing. Now, Ronaldo denies all of it, of course. And I don't know whether it's true or not.

She accused him. He says no. But back in 2009 or 10, thereabouts, when this first happened, she didn't a didn't name rinaldo for fear of retaliation but apparently everybody knew about it because she signed a deal saying hey i won't talk about it and don't worry about me and sure give me that $375,000 but now now eight nine years later we've run out of the 375 grand and we got we want to need a little bit more so we're going back to extort more

out of Ronaldo, so we're going to open a new case. This has got to stop. Got to stop. Either sign the deal and move on or you don't. I mean, this kind of thing, the courts have got to put a stop to this. People cannot

continue to break contractual agreements no matter what it's about. It just can't do it. It's agonizing. That really ticks me off. All right. So yesterday we talked a little bit about Jeff Bezos

and his wife and the upcoming divorce that's coming. Now, we talked in-depth of why it happened, you know, the girlfriend, the wife cheating, Jeff cheating, whatever. But it's going to be really fascinating just to watch. And it's just a fascinating story. Because she obviously was with him from the very beginning of Amazon. She's an author in her own right. They have children.

She traveled across the country with him, helping him get the company started there for support. So it's going to be fascinating to see what she walks away with. And if it's California, right, I think that's a 50-50 state. But I would say, hold on that. I mean, Jeff's got his own attorneys too. I bet you it ends up. I'm betting money right now.

Money I don't have. I'm betting money. that it ends up, she walks away with $30 billion. That's my mark. That's my mark. I bet she walks away with that. Now, you know, the 70, everybody's saying 50-50, 70-75. No way.

Absolutely not. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. No way. I don't think that happens. Even if the whole 50-50 thing, Jeff has attorneys too, my friends. Oh, yeah.

And they're getting paid, you know, like quadrillion an hour. Yes. So, I mean, she walks away with $30 billion. And they'd be separated. They've been separated, right? The girlfriend is, I think, a year older than the wife. Jeff, what are you doing, bro? Hey, buddy.

Jeff. It actually makes me a little disappointed. It makes me want to not buy from Amazon. Yes. You go half the age of the current wife. You've got to work the deal down, bro. Yes. Yes.

That's a problem. I don't care. I know you're in love. Is he? Whatever. She is. You know she's in love. Oh, yeah.

She is. Head over heels. Could you not fall in love with that piece of me? Her Legos up like in the old time movies. Oh, yeah. You can't help with fall in love with that. But did you know she's a pilot? And that's how they met.

They met through the horizon, you know, because he's starting to get to Mars. Yeah, yeah. He hired her to be a pilot and be a consultant. I think she was around before that too. Well, she was, yes. I think she was sniffing around before. When they hired her, that's when, you know,

it got more. We're up in the air. Autopilot on? Everything okay back here? Why are you naked? Just checking on you. I like to fly nude. Want to buy this airline?

It's fascinating. I know, look, it's just rich people fighting over rich money. I got it. And it really doesn't... What happens to their lives doesn't affect me in any way. I feel bad. If you've ever been through a divorce, divorce sucks. It sucks.

I don't care if you're worth billions or nothing. It's a tough time. So I feel sorry for he and his wife and the kids. And if they've been separated, that means they've been having, you know, other personal struggles. And it's not fun. I get it. I do. I understand it.

It is not a good thing to go through. However, since he's worth so much money, it just makes it fun to watch, right? It makes it fun because he's Jeff Bezos. This is man. And, you know, if I'm her, I mean, I hold, there's, I'm not going anywhere for less than 30. billion. No way. Am I going anywhere for less than $30 billion?

Now there's a house for sale. Now maybe she settles for, let's say she settles for $20 billion and a house, and he pays for the continuous upkeep of the house. Maybe you go for that, right? Because you've got the most expensive home right now for sale in Beverly Hills. It's for sale right now for a pretty penny too. It went up for sale. Remember we talked about it last year going up for sale for $350 million.

But, I mean, they should have called real estate agents. I trust.com because now they've dropped it down to about 248. Oh, that's a big drop. But it's a nice place. I mean, holy cow, is it a nice place? And if you remember, you remember the television show, Beverly Hillbillies? Yes. It's that house.

It's the house that they use. It's the Beverly Hillbillies house. Now, it's been redone a couple of times and everything, but it's iconic. Yeah, it's history. It's an iconic home. When you see it, you go, that looks like the Beverly Hillbillies home. Well, it's because it is. But really, it's not really the Beverly Hill is home because I don't know if you know this.

It's TV and it's not real. So it's like they use the house as the picture. the beginning of the open of the show and then they never really, that's it. And that's it. Yeah. It's kind of like the Brady Bunch House. Yeah, I never do this. Huh? The film went inside, right? Yeah, they're remodeling it to make it look like the Brady House now, right? Make it better.

But they told the kids, like the picture of the house and everything that they used for the show open, they told the kids during the show that, yeah, the house looks exactly like this, but it didn't. It didn't. It looked completely different inside. But the, you know, the outside of the house was the iconic house of the Brady Bunch house. But in real life,

didn't look anything. No, it's funny because you're saying that she walks away with 30 in a house. No, 20 in a house. 20 in a house. I've given her 20 billion a house and continue her upkeep till she does. That's not good because she will only be the fourth riches. I don't think that matters.

And then number five, she would knock down Susan from BMW because she's worth 19.9. Oh, I wish Susan would stop calling me. It's embarrassing. Susan, I'm holding out for somebody at $25 billion. And Lorraine Jobs, Steve Jobs' wife, $18 billion. It's a lot of money.

Walmart, Alice Walton. Yeah, there's a bunch of Walton's. 43.6. There's a number of Walton's that have some serious cash around the country. And they, you know, there's some, there's one here in Texas, one of the Walton sisters or daughters here in Texas, that's one of the richest ones. There's one in Missouri, in Columbia, Missouri,

that's one of the Walton sisters or brothers or daughters or whatever that's worth a huge chunk of money. And I always laughed because I went to Columbia, Missouri for a few times when my son was going to school there, and the Walmarts there are beautiful, beautiful. When I first went there, I went, wow. I mean, these Walmarts are tremendous. Oh, that's right.

of the family members lives in the town. Oh, big surprise. Duh. And lastly. Well, Mour's made it gold in Columbia, Missouri. I wonder why. And lastly, the granddaughter of Lurale,

the founder, 45.6. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a big deal. That's a lot of money. But she, I don't think that matters to her, right? No way that matters to her. I think 30, you know,

when she gets 70, she gets in that, You know, she's high on the list even with him, but I don't think that matters. She wants to be rid of him, take her $30 million, get out. I sign that deal. If I'm her attorney, I tell her to take that deal. Now, I'm, you know, not her attorney, so it's the way it goes. There's plenty more homes to buy in California. I mean, they're worth, you know, $75, $80, $100 million, $200 million, $500 million.

I remember, you know, they just bought the place. Amazon opening up in New York, right? So you've got the one four-floor penthouse in Manhattan that's worth, you know, they're trying to sell for $250 million. A lot of money. Can we move on? Because this is making me depressed. I know.

It is depressing. We have to move on. Okay. So we could talk about the Beverly Hill buildings. I know the work that it's had done. I mean, it's amazing. This house gorgeous. Now, it's been up for sale for a while now,

but it's had a lot of work done over the years. It's like three or four cuts to claw face, really is. It doesn't work for the homes. It's just a joke. But they've had so much work. Like that long ago, they had the interior and the exterior redone and fixed up. That was just 9-mill. Just drop 9-mill.

Wow. A little work done, 9 million. How does that make you feel when you're putting putty around your, your tub. That's what I'm saying. I just bought a new house, moved in yesterday, and I was like, oh, I got to fix that. Just with some putty on it, like little holes. I'm like, oh, wait a minute, they just spent $9 million. Well, that was for the outside. And what about the inside? Well, the inside they had to do, but they didn't put a price on that. Oh, okay. I was just thinking, I was just guessing that the nine million was for the outside and the

inside, but probably not. No? You don't think so? I write it again. I don't think so. I like the nightmare was just for the outside. Yeah. They really need to get real estate agents at trust.com. Boy, no kidding. They're losing money. Look, they had to spend $9 million to do the outside and probably another $2 million to do the inside.

Like, they need real estate agents of trust.com. I used them and they work. So please. Boy, no kidding. I mean, there's, yeah, we need to stop. Let's move on. I'm getting depressed. I'm getting really depressed.

You're getting depressed. You're getting depressed. should be happy. Oh yeah. Yeah, right. Right. I am. What are you talking about? I am. Oh, I tell you something else. You know, my side note. We are moving on, but I'm a side note of my heart attack. My mother-in-law went to the hospital last night. And so we had to call, you know, 911 call the rescue of the house. They give a punch card? And we just let them in now. Yeah, they got a key. They come in.

They sit down and drink some coffee. Which one's going? Who's next? Which one's going? Oh, hey, Jeff. How are you doing? All right? Today we're taking you.

Just a second, because the coffee's not done brewing yet, so it's not that big of an emergency. We're going to wait until this thing gets brewed. You don't mind. I get a water out of the back fridge. Back of head. It's good. Good, no problem. So I walk around the corner.

I hear them show up. I hear the trucks. My wife tells me there. She's going to call it. I'm glad that she did. But I hear the trucks pull up, you know, out in front of the house. I get up, it's like 2 o'clock in the morning, 3 o'clock in the morning.

I get up and I walk around the corner. Two of the fire and rescue guys. Hey. How you feeling, boy? And, you know, it's fine. And the one guy told me that he, this is, I'm not quite sure how to take it. He told me that they dropped me off.

They had another run. And they came back to the same house. hospital and when they got back with the second run they asked hey I you know how what happened to what happened to the fat man and they said he's already out of surgery he's up in the room and the guy was like wow he was pretty amazed I find it hard to believe that he would be amazed at how fast the modern technology of medicine worked so I think he was amazed that he lived yeah I think he's amazed that you lived yeah I think that's the second one yes absolutely I don't think he thought you're going to live especially the way that

your wife was telling me that, you know, you pulse went even lower on the right there. Yeah, I don't think they were expecting you to live. And so anyway, they were, they were very kind. That's cool. That's cool, though. That's cool, though. I mean, it's good to have them on my side.

I will say this, though. If you want to listen to my heart attack story, you can go listen to Monday's podcast. But I will say that when my wife called 911 for me, we talked about it, she getting transferred. Well, she called 911 last night, which wasn't an emergency. She called 911.

It was an emergency that she wanted the fire rescue and the ambulance there, but it was not life-threatening at that moment. Transferred once, transferred twice, transferred a third time to get to the right 911 operator to get to the right processing. About 15 seconds in between each transfer, right? So now you're talking about 30, 45 seconds. And the first time she called, she got cut off. She had a call back.

Now, so thankfully, it wasn't life-threatening at that time, right? And I told you that they got there really fast for me. No question. I mean, I know that we talked about the transfer and going around, but, I mean, they were there. And obviously, those guys are really good at what they do. But so how is that possible, really? I don't understand. Honestly, I don't understand in today's world how you can call 911

and not have them know where you are. If I turn on my phone, my cell phone, if I turn on the location device on my cell phone, the world knows where I'm at. Yeah, Google knows. The world knows. We can, I'd like to use Google Maps. Turn on your location, no where you are.

Okay, boom. Oh, there you are. Okay, be careful. There's a wall two feet in front of you. Yeah, even when you call, like, for insurance, like when I, for Rosas assistant, they say, would you like us to activate the locator? Yes, please.

Yeah, turn it on. Let's go. you here. Okay. You telling me 911 doesn't have that? If you don't, then what the hell is my tax money going to? All right. What is going on? We are, we are being hoodwinked. We're being hoodwinked. We're being scammed. We're being, we're being chemtrailed to death and they're not telling us is what's happening. Okay. Don't, when you look up at the sky and you see those camp trails. If you think to yourself, ah, it's just, is this baloney? Is it? Is it?

Go down the list, Jeffrey. Go down the list. All right, we just got a story just breaking now about an airline flight from Philadelphia to Fort Lauderdale where five crew members have fallen sick,

fallen ill. We don't know why. Is it some sort of, you know, work-related illness? We don't know. We don't know, right? We don't know. Let's go down the list, shall we?

Rare disorder. This might not fall into the skin. But it could. A man was left drilling uncontrollably after eating a pizza roll. Why isn't it in the stack? It might not actually be the chemtrail stuff. How do you know? How do you know?

How do you know, you don't? You don't because look, the unnamed, he doesn't want to be named. The unnamed 32-year-old individual went into the hospital because he was struggling to swallow. Right? Because his saliva. After he consumed a pizza roll. all. Now, it was clogging his windpipe. They carried it out. They got the endoscopy. I don't know if you've ever had one of those. No, I haven't. No. I could tell you a whole other story on the end of the end of the end. You're going to holler at me, so I won't go down that road. But I have some great scoping stories.

The first one I had, they let me look, which I would love. They kept me awake. I got to watch it all. Now today they make, they knock you out. So anyway, this guy's got his throat knocked out. You know, he's clogged up with his piece. to roll. Now what they're calling, they're saying that it's some sort of, some sort of disease. They don't know what it is. It's happened to him before. Things get stuck in his windpipe. And they, the half-digested food blocks his mouth and stomach. Okay. So it's an immune disorder that's, they've got a name called acinopause. I don't want to screw it up. What's it called? Necynophilic asophagitis.

Exactly. It was exactly what I was going to say. It's a condition often confused with gastroesophical reflux disease. I got that one out myself. Thank you. But I didn't want to screw up. Necynophilic esophagitis. Okay, so that's an immune disorder, right?

We don't know what's causing that. We don't know. We could be in trouble. Camp trails. I mean, captains could cause Centiphylic esophagitis. It's possible. Missouri teen, blinded by devastating mystery illness after cruise.

Dun, dun, dun, done, done. What? Jeffie, we've been saying in this program for the last year. Do not go to cruises. Thank you. Over two bouts of serious sickness, the now 15-year-old had faced crippling stomach pain, severe swelling.

the exact cause of her life-threatening, altering symptoms remain a mystery. What? Out of these a mystery. So after her family's cruise, and who doesn't, I mean, when you go on a family cruise, that's just love. Come on, baby. Come on. After her family's cruise, the teen experienced bloody diarrhea, stomach pains, it just went haywire from there. Everything started swelling.

That's what she said. That's funny. That's funny. She's got a good sense of humor about it anyway. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? You're already blind. She experienced, they began to subside, but then they reemerged again.

Did she go into another cruise? She experienced bloody stools, vomiting and serious pain that lasted for days. Extreme swelling to the teenager's face, then caused irreparable damage to her optic nerves. This is why she can't see. The whole face just turned purple and bruised a giant with blood. Ooh. That does not sound good. It performed emergency surgeries.

She's completely blind now. Wow. This is really sad. You know what this is from? A cruise. Amazing. Something's going on. All right.

Something is happening, and they're not telling us. We are close. I mean, you think I'm joking around about the whole. whole Walking Dead scenario. No. I thought you were until today. Thank you. More than 150 Florida cruise ship passengers.

How many? 150 cruise ship passengers struck by a mysterious stomach illness. What? Nearly 170 passengers. Oh, so 20 were safe. Oh, you're fine. aboard a large cruise ship sailing through the Caribbean taken ill with gastrointestinal symptoms.

I got it. I can say gastrointestinal. No problem. Passengers said they were kept inside the Royal Caribbean Cruises Oasis of the seas for hours. At the Jamaican port of Falmouth, I love, the Jamaican port of Falmouth is one of my favorite ports. all time.

The ship left Florida's Port Canaveral for a week long cruise. I'm telling you. So as of Wednesday, 167 cases of the gastrointestinal illness had been reported. No thank you. I mean, something's going on. They're not telling us, all right? Something's going on. The FDA.

A couple of warnings from the FDA. We've got the FDA warning on the chocolate and caramel candy. Yes, we do. Hepatitis A. Hepatitis A. They said the news report I heard about that. I don't have the story in front of me, so I'm just going by what I heard in the news.

And I said, that's it, man. The candy is hepatitis A is because somebody that works at the plant touch the candy. Yes. That has the disease. Or has the... Hepatitis A.

Has the... You know, just that little bad thing wrong. That's all. It's all. A. Before you get the letter. Don't worry about it. In the story,

they say the FDA says if you have purchased this after the certain date throw it away um how about I want my money back how about that how about how about this how about I want my money back and I want maybe a coupon for a free box of candy when it's clean when the guy doesn't touch it how about that when they fire that guy or they whoa whoa whoa whoa we can't go firing people you will not be here then you can't set that precedent of firing people that have hepatitis A you can't do that I'm not firing him because he has hepatitis A you can't do that I'm not firing him because he has appetite. I'm firing him because he touched the candy.

I mean, they've got to provide gloves, right? True. Gloves, airnets. Right. He's not supposed to be, what is he, rubbing the candy all over himself? Some kind of freak show at the candy store? Factory. What, the same thing.

And then there's FDA warning about the avocados. They want you to wash the skins of the avocados. Yeah, the outside, yes. That would be the skins of the avocado. That's what I said. I know the way you said it was sounded confusing. I know we have a very large audience that eats avocado. So I want to make sure that they know what we're talking about.

You get Listeria poisoning. What? Well, A, we don't eat the skins. I'm not a big avocado guy, but you don't eat the skins. Right. Now, what they're saying happens is that because you cut the avocado and then it seems. into the avocado from the outside,

so make sure you wash the skins. You know, but I've touched it at the store. Yes, yes, you have. And that's touch other things. I've touched it at the store already from the produce rack. And then I've picked it up and I've either put it in a plastic bag or I'd not put it in a plastic bag

and I just set it in the cart, in the top of the cart, right? I'm getting an avocado. Oh, you know, that looks good, just quick avocado. I'll make a little guack for tonight, just me and me and Jeff. Just me and Jeff, if he comes home, Jeff and I'll just have a little guack, our own little samples.

We used to do that when we were first married. It was so much fun. Now that bastard has $170 billion, and I want some of it. So you touch that, you put it in the cart. Now, I go down the aisle and I pick a box off the shelf. Now I've touched the avocado. I touch the box.

I put the box in my cart. The box touches the avocado. Then I decided I don't want the box. I put the box back on the shelf. Now it's got the disease on the box for my hand and the avocado, but it's on the shelf for you to get the next time you touch the box. And that's just the beginning

of how we're going to be poisoned. Yeah, because after you put it in your car, Jeffrey, where do you go to checkout? Where do you put those items? I mean, you put it on the, oh, that thing is just dramatically filthy. The conveyor belt.

I know. Okay, let's say you go to the checkout stand yourself, right? Self-checkout, yeah. You check it, you're scanning it. A lot of times you might set it on that, set it on the self-checkout scan because you're not, you've got to look it up, you've got to look up the avocado code, right?

So it's just sitting there. Or if it goes by weight, but most of the time it doesn't. But you still have a lookup code, so it just sits there. If you pick it up again, you put it back in your back. But now all the stuff that's touched that scanner, has got avocado goop on it. I mean, that's, and if you put it on the conveyor belt for Judy, the 80-year-old cashier who hasn't washed her hands in three days.

And has her mucous tissue inside her, uh, jacket. Yes. Yes. You have the tissues. Yeah. It's like there. You go,

oh, always. Oh, honey. Always. And then when you give her cash, she does the little, uh,

damp sponge. Oh, you just lick your hands. Just lick your fingers. It's your fingers. What I didn't do it? He's just like your finger. I hate that so much.

I just want to, I just want to walk away right then. It's going to let's, you know, you know, but we're walking away. Um, so,

the client's going to be thinking about, counting the money with the lick of the fingers. Oh, I hate that. But then, I mean, all the stuff on the conveyor belt after that because Millie or Mary or Betty or whoever the hell is checking you. I like Jane. I said Jane earlier. I like Jane.

All right. So Jane, the 80-year, whatever her name is, she's not washed and cleaning. Those conveyors, they get cleaned at the end of the night, and they only get really just kind of washed off. They don't get, they don't get. They don't get. I mean, you put cleaning stuff on them and you circle them.

up and you wash them up. I've, I mean, I've been in the grocery business. I know how that works, but you don't necessarily make them clean. Sanitary. You know what I mean? I wouldn't cook on it. Well, maybe I would, but I mean, I've cooked on wrapping.

You know, the wrapping tables that you have? Yes. It has the heat pads. Yes. Yeah, I've cooked on those well a lot of times. That's how you eat breakfast. You work in a grocery business. Canadian bacon, warm up some toast on that bad boy. That's like, I mean, I don't want I don't want to tell the store managers that don't know what's going on back in the meat department,

but that's what's happening. It's breakfast in the morning. We got down on loading the truck. We'll get to cut in the meat in a little bit. We've got to have some breakfast. That's what's happening. That's the grocery business for you. But now they're telling us not to worry about you to do that on the avocados, right?

All right. So what's the outside of the avocados? That's pre-eating. That's pre-everything. Yeah, that's everything. Yeah. That's everything. All right.

So we don't know who's got hepatitis, who's got gastrointestinal disease, who's got any kind of blindness, unnamed blindness disease, head swelling diseases, touching our avocados before we get them home? I mean, we're doomed. We are doomed.

And then we have a four-year-old. Another story is actually sad. So I'll try not to smile doing it. Just hold it, just hold it. A four-year-old boy. As part of his digestive system removed. Mystery, oh, what did he got? Which one did he get?

He swallowed magnetic balls. I think we all know how dangerous that is. Do we? If you don't, you should. Now, surgeons removed parts of the four-year-old's colon intestines and appendix. Oh! The magnets had pierced holes in the boys' organs and triggered an infection. I mean, that is sad.

I don't think it has anything to do with zombie. He's in the hospital. done yet. He's in the hospital for up to four days while they attempt to restart the function of his bowels and monitor his body for infections. I mean, that is absolutely amazing. And I'll tell you what, I know you were starting to say, what does this have to do with how we are doomed? Come on now. I think, I think we all know the answer to that. Another story today that why do we know it? Because it's in the news, which leads me to believe I'll tell you the story in a second,

but what I want you to realize when I tell you the story is that this is happening. This is a good sign because we're getting more and more reports of people thinking that they have, you know, they've got to be nice. I just can't live with themselves. We've got to turn it in.

That means it actually does happen, right? Because if you don't say anything, it's not that nobody knows about it. That's my whole point. You find a bag with some money in it. It's yours. Shut up. Put it in a shoebox in your closet.

Throw the bag away, burn it in your fireplace, put it in the trash, take it to the dumpster behind big lots. I don't know what. Throw it away. And then, you know, when you've got to go to the grocery store, instead of using your debit card, take a couple hundred bucks out of the shoebox, pay a cash at the grocery store. You're still making regular deposits into your account. Nothing changes. You just every so often. You need a new pair of shoes.

Don't use the debit card. pay cash for the shoes. It ain't that hard. Nobody will know. You get gas in the car once a week? Okay. Every other week you pay with cash. So you're building up that little savings in the checking account.

You're just not spending as much. That doesn't look bad. You're just not spending as much. A Chanel purse left in a Manhattan subway station. You know how many times I was in that stupid, I was going to say, Jeffrey, how many times did you write that subway station at Penn Station? Did you shooting down to 40 seconds? Were you still looking for those mystery bags?

Oh, I mean, I would always look for them. I've been looking for those forever. Okay, so this is still with the mind that I see something, it's mine. Absolutely. Okay. If you walk into a subway car and an empty seat and there's a purse there, I'm sitting down. I'm sitting down next to the purse. And I'm not moving.

I'm waiting for the subway to start. Subway car starts up. That purse is mine. Absolutely. I'm not fighting anybody for it. I'm just, when I get up to leave, it's worth me. It comes with you. It comes with you next to the launchbox.

Absolutely. Yes. And if there's nothing in it, you know, I wouldn't, I don't want to say I'd throw it away and throw people's IDs and stuff away because I wouldn't do that. I don't think.

I like to think. I'd probably just set it down somewhere, so maybe somebody else would find it, you know? So I wouldn't feel bad. And then they think they got something coming. Yeah, then I wouldn't feel bad. I like that. I like that. Yeah, I like that.

So in the Chanel purse, $10,000. Richard Taverna, idiot. Was that the West 66th? Hold on. I'm sorry. What was that? Richard Taverna, idiot.

That's his last name. Wow. Yeah, that's his name. Taverna is his middle name. No wonder he turned it in. He already has an idiot on his last name. last name was the West 66 in Broadway he spotted the purse by a platform wall he tells the West Side Rag Online blog the West Side Rag Online blog shut up so the blog got the exclusive

what the story isn't even real the story is not even real hold on a blog got the exclusive no the story is not real of the 10,000 he tells the West Side Rag online blog that inside he saw only some paper with Russian writing on it. Oh, my gosh. On Thursday evening at home, he took a closer look and discovered that $100, $100 bills. He brought the purse to the local police precinct. But first, he laid out the bills on a table and snapped a photo.

Why? Did I mention his name was Richard DeVernan idiot? Yeah, you did. Okay. Luckily, a woman had reported the missing money to police before going to Russia. I'll await her when she's back in January. The story is not real. I don't buy it.

I don't buy it either now. I don't buy the story. Wait, so she's out of the country, so you're good to go. What's that thing saying? You snooze, you lose? Isn't that a saying? The next morning, brought the purse load with the... The woman had reported the missing money to police.

Okay. Maybe I buy that. And when you do this kind of reporting, because I remember people came up to, hey, my bag is missing. Can't do a police report. Yeah, that's fine. But it's inside.

A couple hundred bucks. Do you have the zero numbers? Oh, no. How do I know this is your hundred bucks that we're inside? I know. I know. So you're clear, idiot? So before going to Russia, she reported the missing money to police before going to Russia.

Yep. I'll await her when she's back in January. Will you Richard Taverna, idiot? This story is not real. I don't care. I'm not buying that the exclusive story came to the West Side Rag Online blog I mean they might be good

We need to find me This has no no byline Okay so no this is so that is from the AP The AP was reported on it So the AP picked up the West Side Rag Online blog story Yes that's where I got it from I got it from the AP We need to talk to someone at the West Side

Now that I know I'm definitely going to reach out to this blog Because how the hell did they get exclusive like this Right, unless Richard DeVern a idiot works there. True. True. He might work at the West Side Rag Online blog. Ugh. He deserves, that ticks me off.

If this story is real, I'm even more mad than it not being real. Not being real. I don't know why you'd run the story except to make people think, oh, you've got to keep doing the right thing, right? You run the story making people believe that they've got to continue to do the right thing and people still do the right thing. They do, yeah. People are still doing the,

I'll see, people are still doing the right thing. We should do it too. It's so good. Timmy, you see that bag right there? Go turn it in. It has $100 billion. Right. So turn that in, Billy.

We learned that from the exclusive that I read to you from the, what's the stupid blog theme? Oh, because, you know, I'm Timmy's mom. I'm Timmy's mom. Remember Timmy the story I told you from the blog that, I read.

Yes, the West Side Rag Online blog. Yes. So remember, people are still good. Yeah, people are still good. Yes. They want to do the right thing and they're doing the right thing.

It's important. That's the only reason you'd run a story like this, right? The only reason. They want people to think that people are still good and doing the right thing while they're poisoning us. Oh my gosh. We're such idiots.

The West Side Rag Online blog is a government plan. I think we can all admit that we have a homeless problem here in America. Oh, we do, Dallas. That corner right there. I mean, we look around, there's more homeless people than ever, at least it appears to be, right? Whenever you go to any place of substance where people are there, it seems like there's more homeless people than ever.

In Santa Monica, California, two homeless men have been charged with burglary after they broke into the house and just started cooking for themselves. They brought food. I returned Robbie Spillman returned from Christmas shopping to find the men in his Anamanaica apartment

He says the man who stank and wore filthy ripped clothing Told him they hadn't expected him home so soon And then asked Hey you mind if we could hang out for a while I mean we're not really done cooking We brought our food and we just want to cook up We didn't think you'd come back so fast

We just needed a place to cook and hang out for a little bit. So he said he played along. This is something that the West Side, wait a minute. This is something that the West Side Rag Online blog should handle. All right. So he plays along. And he asked if they had enough food and then pretended to take his French bulldog for a walk.

And then called 911. What? Try to pretend you're a nice guy and then having them arrested for just breaking into your home and using your, your stuff? They brought food. It's not like they stealing your food. I like the last quote from the guys that caught the homeless people, Robbie Spillman.

My girlfriend and I are, you know, finding a new home. Real estate agents at trust.com. Thank you. That's what you need. Real estate agents at trust.com. They'll try to put you in a place that probably, you have a, I'm not saying, it won't happen. It's very possible that it could happen.

A homeless person can break into your home and start cooking. Police, a couple broke into a home, washed clothes, made coffee. This in Ohio. Police in Northwestern Ohio say a couple broke into a home, washed their clothes, took a shower, made some coffee, and then, oh, no. What? Oh, no. The homeowners' relative confronted the pair. So the homeowners weren't home.

Somebody was watching the house. And somebody said, hey. You're not Susie? What's going on? And Bob? Uniontown authorities near Uniontown also say they found jewelry, a computer, and credit cards from the house inside the couple's truck. So they're just robbing it blind.

It's robbing a blind. I will say that if you're going to rob a house, why not clean up too? Absolutely. Wash your clothes, do your stuff, make some coffee, hang out, loaded up. When is the next time you're going to go to the next house to rob? You don't know. You know, my aunt and uncle had their house robbed years ago, and they lived out in the way out of the country.

and when they Here? No, no, this was in Michigan. They lived way out in the country and, you know, they surrounded by fields and stuff and it was a farm house.

Tuscola County, Michigan. And I remember them saying that they, as they were pulling down their road, a big truck was pulling out of that of the road that leads down to the house. It's one of the crossroads back into where the farm was, you know,

and they didn't think anything of it except that it was just kind of weird like why would that truck be there, you know? And then they pulled into the drive. Yeah. Front door open, everything gone. Everything?

I mean, they took everything out of the house. Wow. They didn't even leave a cup of coffee. They didn't cook anything. They didn't recognize the TV leaving and be in the truck? They didn't make dinner leaving on the table now that it was all gone. Actually, that would be a good robbery right there.

You rob everything, but then you leave him a nice dinner. Write it up. Write it up. The dinner thief. The dinner thief. Officials say, a man broke into a home, got owner to give him a ride.

What is going on? What is happening? Authorities in Maine say a man broke into a home, had a bite to eat, watched a little TV. Then he said, hey, why don't you give me a ride? That's almost kidnapping, right?

That's us, yeah. That's all those kidnapping. You can be in your house. Maybe you're upstairs. downstairs or you come in and somebody's already there and they've cooked uh-huh they're eating uh-huh sitting in front of the tv okay and you're like what's going on what are you doing what are you in my house what are you what are you doing uh i just need to you just need to you stuff uh could you give me a ride i don't know that you say no i don't think you can't say no it's like yeah it's like reverse

uh kidnapping yeah it's like reverse can't say no you got to say yeah because he ransed at his house Look, he came into the house, took a shower, got dressed, changed his clothes into the homeowner's clothes. That's what I'm talking about, baby. Well, that's, come on, Jeffie. Does he have these clothes there? No, he does not. No, he does not. But I will say that that would be a difficult task for me.

It's almost like going to Goodwill. They don't have a lot of, they don't have a big fat guy section. So it's like, your clothes are a little small, bro. Now, if someone breaks into your house, they have plenty. Oh, my gosh. Yes. Oh, my gosh. They can be tense.

If they go to the back of the clock. because you have so much clothes I've been in your house you have clothes everywhere and they can make tents out of all your clothes that has nothing to do with being fat so you go to the back of the closet and you get the thinner clothes

that have done more than a while and you come up to the I'm just helping the guy that breaks in out so he doesn't have to struggle with the look and you come up a little bit to about a quarter halfway you're getting into a little bit of gain some weight shirts and still good but still good

that's still not bad and you come up here you get a little closer to the, to the, to the end. And you're getting into the clothes that, you know, if I still drop, you know, 10, I can fit in. I can still fit in. We're good.

We're good. But they're still way too big if I'm back, if I'm grabbing clothes from the back. Yes. These are way too big. And then you got the few that are what you're wearing now. The current. Your current outfit, you know,

your three shirts and two jeans. So then when you turn around, and so you just so, you know, those are some pants and shirts there. When you turn around and you see, you see the stuff hanging up and the stuff folded on the legend in front of you.

Stuff underneath. You have nuts. That's probably fit you. Okay. Those are probably fit you because the fat guy stuff's on top. It's on top. Yeah, you have to keep that on top. That's heavy rotation.

Yes. Yeah, those are heavy rotation. Those are like, honey, I'm just going to wear this today. I need you to wash it tonight when I get home. Thank you. Exactly what that is. You know what I'm seeing here, Jeffrey, since, you know, I'm seeing a thread. All these houses need simply safe.

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Yeah. Yeah. Really good. Really good. Now, I'm done for today. I'm talking. That's it? People are going to, these people are, I'm worried about the world.

Oh, man. Yeah, we're definitely done. Well, what do you mean? Time is running out. I mean time is running out. I could do this podcast as long as I want. You can't. Nobody gave me a time frame.

I know, I know, but right now. They said, hey, day, do a daily podcast. Yeah, we're five minutes. We're called chewing the fat. We're 505 minutes. And you're gonna, you know, just do whatever you want. Nobody said, hey, you gotta keep it down to so many, so much time.

But if you keep doing, what needs to happen? Don't stop talking for a second. What needs to happen? I have no idea what needs to happen. If I do what needed to happen, it would be already happening. We would not be here, Jeffrey, but we're 55 minutes, so let's go.

We can. be in 55 minutes. All right, well, thanks for listening to Chewing the Fat. I appreciate it. What you need to do is a subscribe rate and review. And you know what? You need to share it too, because we need subscribers. I know I hollered at Chris yesterday, but I got to thinking I was driving home.

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First person that pops up in your email box, share it to. Thank you. Appreciate it. I only ask you to do it once today. I want to leave you with something that I love, and it's a favorite little thing that we like to do here at the Blaze Network, and that's talk about people who have died and give you a little retrospective. Carlos Sanchez played the character of Juan

Valdez in a series of legendary Colombian coffee TV commercials dead at the age of 83. Now I want to change that because I want to talk about how he died. Hold on. You got to reran because I just read down here how he died. Okay. This is retrospective. Carlos Sanchez, who for decades played the character Juan Valdez in a series of series of legendary Colombian coffee TV commercials

died in December of undisclosed causes in the city of Medellín, Colombia. Juan Veldez, otherwise known as Carlos Sanchez, dead at the age of 83. This has been retrospective. You know, I'm chewing the fat, thanks. Oh, did we talk about the...

What? I know I thought when we're done He's supposed to finish I know it's retrospective We're supposed to end with retrospective All right So we just pretend we ended with retrospective

Because we got to talk about the contest too Come on I want the hashtag Birdbox challenge And hashtag chewing the fat Yes But for sure you have to hashtag chewing the fat Yes And then just hashtag chewing the fat

Birdbox challenge You can hashtag that if you want But for sure Hashtag chewing the fat And give me a you know Highlight Bird Box challenge Just give me a birdbox challenge of your family, your kids doing something. Something funny.

Something worthy. And I'll get, and I've got prizes for you too from the shop. Theblaze.com store. I know. You're welcome. You get to choose whatever you want from this show. Yeah, yeah. You're not picking another show.

Yeah, really. Jeff, I'd love to have that. No. I'd love to have the hat from, no. No. No, you get the shirt from chewing the fat. But can I get the Colonel Sanders phone case? You did not understand what I just said?

Yeah, but isn't that chewing fat kind of? He's fat. It's a reach. You never know. Send me the bird box challenge.