Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep. 30 | Don't Get Angiostrongyliasis or Eosinophilic Meningoencephalomyelitis!
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His name is Tika.
Tika to R.A.
No one you see knows cryptos like he.
His name is Tika.
Tika to R.A.
This Indian team wanted the FBI to recover his still
in Bitcoin. So he
threatened to blow up the Miami airport
and threatened to blow up the FBI
building. But
had he gone to,
Tika,
Tika to R.A.
We wouldn't have had that problem.
The boy was given
$1,000 by his father to invest
in Bitcoin. He'd been doing
well with the investment before meeting
a stranger online
promising to increase his
returns.
No, it wasn't me.
The person allegedly made off with all his Bitcoin,
and the boy attempted to get the FBI to track the con man down to no avail.
Okay, so this is in India.
Is the FBI...
Do they work in India?
Do we call them?
I mean, they just do what anybody wants.
If somebody in India gets robbed, they call the FBI and we investigate.
Officials from the ATS claim that the FBI had taken the case.
What?
In the midst of his investigation when the threat started.
So they were investigating, but not fast enough for the kid.
So he decided to take things into his own hands.
Created his own new name, his own IP address, started using voice over the internet protocol,
50 calls to the FBI, also called to Miami Airport directly on five occasions.
and he reported to admit it, yeah, you know, I wanted to file a complaint with the FBI on being
defrauded, but I didn't get a response.
So I made calls threatening to attack the airport.
I didn't get the proper response again.
I told them, hey, I'm going to bring AK-47s, grenades, suicide belts, and blow up the airport.
You know, just because I was a little mad.
Well, wait a second.
Now it says here that this is not an offense that the FBI can arrest him on.
Wait, what?
I don't understand that.
The charges he faces do not require arrest and authorities pointed out that he's known to be a bright student.
so he's living in another country wants the FBI to investigate a crime a purported a crime we don't know that it's a crime
and he gets angry so he threatens to blow up an American airport and he's going to bring
weapons and explosive devices to the airport and to the FBI building and we can't arrest him for that
there's a problem
because we don't even know if he actually lost the Bitcoin
to this person online
we just know that he doesn't have the money
to give back to his dad
that's agonizing
and to think that someone online
would do something illegal
is insane
because I just got a message on my Facebook
from Ahmed Raju
yesterday, as a matter of fact.
And let me read you his message to me on Facebook Messenger.
I have been in search of someone with this last name, Fisher.
When I saw your profile on Facebook, I decided to add you and to write you this message
to see how best we can assist each other.
I am Ahmad Raju, a bank officer here in Akra,
Ghana. I believe it's the wish of God for me to come across you now. I am having important
business discussion. I wish to share with you, which I believe will interest you because it is
in connection with your last name and you are going to benefit from it. One late Peter Fisher,
a citizen of your country, had a fixed deposit with my bank in 2003 for $1,000,000,000,000,
and eight calendar months valued at US $9,800,000.
The due date for this deposit was 17 of June 2015.
Sadly, Peter was among the death victims in the May 27, 2006 earthquake disaster in Java,
in Java, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people.
He was in Indonesia on business trip, and that was how he met his end.
It's getting good, man, because I think he's given me an opportunity to get this money.
I could be wrong.
My bank management is yet to know about his death.
Wait, it's been three years.
They don't know that he died yet.
Be keeping it a secret?
I knew about it because he was my friend, and I was his account officer.
Peter did not mention any next-of-kind air when the account was open, and he was not married and no children.
Last week, my bank management requested that Peter should give instructions on what to do about his funds.
If to renew the contract, I know this will happen, and that is why I have been booking for means to handle the situation.
Because if my bank directors happens to know that Peter is dead and do not have any air,
they will take the funds for their personal use, those bastards.
So I don't want such to happen.
That's why when I saw your last name, I was happy,
and I am now seeking your cooperation to present you as next-of-kin heir to the account.
Since you have the same last name with him and my bank headquarters will release the account to you,
there is no risk involved.
9,800,000, baby.
That's what it said.
$9,000, $800,000.
Well, so he said it was worth, right?
Could be, you know, you're going to get $18 billion.
Let me, okay, I'm going to get back up to where we work.
Bank of the rents take it.
Oh, yeah.
Then allowing the bank directors to take it.
They are rich already.
I am not a greedy person.
No.
So I'm suggesting we share the funds equal.
50-50.
Wait.
Now we're, now we're, we're,
We're down to nine billion Ganas.
But U.S. money, though.
It's good.
U.S. money.
We're good.
Four and a half million.
That's not a bad deal, though.
Just for saying, yeah, he's related to me?
There's no fraud involved in that at all.
What do I got, what have I got to do?
Let's see.
50-50, my share will assist me to start my own company, which has been my dream.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
All right.
Let me know your mind on this.
please do treat this information as top secret.
We shall go over the details once I receive your urgent response strictly through this.
My personal email address gives me a separate email address.
Personal.
Nice.
Have a nice day and God bless anticipating your communication.
Now I read it.
So because I read it, obviously you see that, you know, he's got it set up.
You can see that I read it on Facebook.
So he texts me again or messages me again.
Hello, are you there, Mr. Fisher?
Hope you read and understood all I wrote to you carefully regarding your last name.
So all I got to do is email this guy.
Sets up the way we're doing it.
And I get half of $9,800,000 for nothing.
Huh?
That's a good gig right there.
So that's almost better than, that's almost better than,
the lottery.
Welcome to Chewing the Fat.
Happy Monday.
Happy, happy Monday.
Time change got you all screwed up.
It's got the rest of it screwed up, that's for sure.
You just feel like it's the wrong time.
It's like, it can't be this early.
That's because it was later yesterday.
Duh.
Duh.
Did everybody, I'm taking my shot with the $9,800,000 to.
We're getting a hold of my man, Ahmed Raju.
Email them, get things set up, get things going.
I'll let you know when I hit.
And when Ahmed Raju and I split the $9,000,800,000,
because, I mean, he's not greedy.
Tell me so.
But, you know, he's got 50-50 for the business, of course.
Silly.
Of course he'd want 50-50 for free money.
He's been hiding from his bosses for three years.
And I've been looking for a sucker with the last,
I mean, a person with the last name Fisher
that would help him, help him through.
that.
So I'll be, you know,
let me a couple weeks.
Get this straightened out with the med.
I'm hoping that I only have to send him a little bit of money to get this
thing kicked into gear.
Because obviously he's not going to be able to do it for free, right?
So bad.
Don't fall for it.
Please tell your parents.
Tell your friends.
Tell your neighbors.
Don't fall for this stuff.
Please.
And Facebook, good job.
Good job handling all that.
That fake news.
Good job.
Good job handling all that.
So I went to see Bohemian Rhapsody this weekend, number one movie at the theaters.
And we had a great time.
I really enjoyed it.
It was a lot of fun.
This is, of course, the PG-13 version.
Wait for the release of the extended version, which will come out probably.
probably with the DVD or they'll give you the regular version, the PG-13.
And then for extra, you can buy the extended version from the band.
But it was a lot of fun.
And in the end, you know, my kids, I brought my kids.
My kids are clapping with the music.
And the fans in the theater are holding up their phones like the lighters at the end of the Queen concert.
So, I mean, it was fun.
It was enjoyable.
You know, there were a couple of, you know, timeline issues, but get over it.
Let it go.
Let it go.
Okay. That's okay. It added to the movie. That was the whole point.
You know, that's why Queen was involved in this entire filming, and it added to, they wanted to have complete control.
And they said that the timeline issues, they did that for the, in the caution of time on the movie.
And because, yeah, we know we had a timeline issue, but we wanted to fit it in and we wanted to get it in, so we weren't worried about it.
So it was probably, I'm supposed to rate it out of 10?
Oh, 10 stars for a queen.
No, it's not 10 stars.
No, it's not 10 stars.
Six or seven.
Yeah, six or seven.
I mean, it was really good.
And you got to really like queen.
You know what I mean?
You got to really like queen.
And I do.
I mean, they're been around forever.
and I enjoyed the process of, you know, I like this band.
One of the coolest things.
And you see what a good job Romney Malick did and what the other cast of characters did for the band.
At the very end, they split the screen with the credits and an actual live footage of Queen performing.
Now, if I'm part of the credits, I'm pissed because there's no one looking at those credits.
There's not a person in America looking at those credits.
So you're just watching the, you're just watching Queen.
And you see what a great job they all did portraying Queen.
And it was a lot of fun.
So yeah, we're bumping up to seven.
We'll bump it up to seven.
All right?
Get off me.
I'm not going above seven.
Okay, I'm just not doing it.
Okay, this story cannot be real.
All right.
So I see this story.
It's called Hirschsprung's disease.
and this guy, the headline is,
man lost 30 pounds
because he had this giant clog of feces in his colon.
And the picture of the doctor with this thing
is, it cannot be real.
It cannot be real.
And when I look at the picture and I start to think about what it possibly is, hold on a second.
Because I think I could, I got to stop thinking about it.
Seriously, because I think I could, I got to stop thinking about it.
In a related story, last year, the healthcare startup, Viomey, raised $15 million in venture capital funding for at-home fecal test kits.
man there's nothing I want to do
than to do that, send that in
and have them calibrate your diet.
This is a special diet.
All right, so you send it to them
and they tell you what's going on your gut
so that you can calibrate your diet
and help you lose weight and keep it off.
And the ways to improve your overall well-being,
all you have to do is send us your poop.
Yeah.
Man, do I want to do that business.
Man, that's a million dollar idea.
And it probably is a million dollar idea, actually.
But I'm not doing it.
I am not doing it.
And speaking of crap, a man in Australia has died from rat lungworm.
Rat lung worm.
It's caused by a garden slug that he ate out of,
a dare eight years ago.
So he died at the age of 27,
developing all kinds of complications from this disease.
When he was 19, back in 2010,
he and his friends were out drinking in the backyard,
and they're sitting there and they see this garden slug
come crawling across.
And of course,
ah, I should eat it.
And off he went.
I just eat this slug,
I should eat it.
I'm drunk. I'm a rugby player. I'll just eat the slug. Yum.
So over the following that few days, Ballard's legs began to hurt.
And so he started to think, man, you know, that slug could be the cause.
Oh, you think.
After visiting the doctor, he was told he had rat lungworm or angio-stronggealiasis.
Exactly.
Now that is the medical term.
for rat lung worm.
Angiostrongeliasis.
It's a disease that affects the brain and spinal cord.
It's caused by a roundworm parasite that in adult form is normally only found in rodents.
However, an infected rodent can pass on the larvae through their feces.
Yeah!
With slugs and snails sometimes becoming infected if they eat the larvae.
larvae. And that's when you come up with...
NGO-strongeliasis.
Yeah, you don't want that. You do not want that.
Okay? Now, it infects...
How does it infect humans, you ask? Well, most cases of rat lungworm or...
NGio-stronggealiasis.
Resolve over time without need for treatment. Uh-huh.
However, in some cases, serious complications can arise, leading to brain damage and death.
So how does rat lungworm infect humans?
Well, the Hawaii Department of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention say that most cases of rat lungworm or angiosolongeliasis.
Resolve over time without need for treatment.
However, in some cases, serious complications can arise, you think, leading to brain damage and death.
Now, in Ballard's case, he contracted esinophilic meningoencephalitis.
I don't even know why I'm saying it.
I mean, we have computers in today's world.
AI.
Eosinophilic.
Meningoencephalitis.
That was pretty darn close.
That was pretty darn close.
I mean, but that's why we have AI, right?
So not only did he have actual rat lung worm.
Angio-strong gilliasis.
But he had contracted.
Eosyllophilic.
Meningoencephalitis.
Which is a type of meningitis caused by rat lungworm.
This dude, man.
That'll teach you eat a slug.
You can make the jokes all you want about who among us hasn't eaten a slug.
But just don't eat the freaking slugs, man.
Wow.
Okay, so he fell into a coma that lasted over a year.
Wow.
All because of this rat lung worm.
and...
Angio-stronggeliasis.
And...
Eosinophilic.
Meningoencephalitis.
Yeah, because of that.
That's what it was.
All right.
I know that he had...
Angio-stronggeliasis.
But what really caused it was...
Eosinophilic.
Meningoencephalitis.
Yeah, you don't want none of that.
You can have rat lungworm or...
Ngeostrongeliasis.
Yeah, that's fine.
But if it morphs into...
Eosinophilic...
Meningoencephalitis.
Dumed.
So he was in a coma for a year.
So now he woke up after this.
He woke up after a year in a coma.
Discovered that he had suffered some brain injury.
Yeah, no kidding.
You got that.
Angiostrongeliasis.
No.
I mean, that's just the rat lungworm.
Nobody cares about the rat lungworm anymore.
He was put in a coma because of...
Eosinophilic.
Meningoencephalitis.
Yeah.
So after the following years, over the next few years, his friends and family tried to help his recovery.
They gave him therapy.
They tried to, but the impact of the disease continued.
I mean, they tried everything.
Dude.
Snap out of it.
We know you've got, we know you've got rat lungworm and you contracted the.
Eosyllophilic.
Meningoencephalitis.
But snap out of it.
all right you're not the first person to eat a slug and catch
eosillophilic meningo encephalitis no that's because of what he caught
no no no he had that that's what could have been in a coma but i'm talking about what he
caught angio strong jilliasis yeah the rat longworm that's because of that man you got
seriously AI doesn't work as well as it should that's the problem right there people don't
know it's now this case was put under the spotlight last October
where the family announced that the disability benefit he had received was being cut.
What?
Now, Lisa Wilkinson, who presents the Australian TV show The Sunday Project,
who doesn't love that show, and they announced on the Sunday Project that he had passed away.
So sad.
He's suffering for all that time.
Suffering for all that time just because he ate a slug.
Angiosstrong Geliasis
And contracted that
But
Anybody can catch that
But if it morphs into
Eosyllophilic
Meningoencephalitis
You're doomed
I'm telling you
Stay away from freaking slugs, man
To avoid rat lungworm
Or
Eosyllophilic
Meningoencephalitis
No
No you're not going to catch that
Unless you catch the rat lung worm
Now, to avoid the rat lungworm...
NGELYUSES.
Which is that.
Dude, we need a new AI is what needs to happen.
Okay, I don't know what kind of computer marketing system we're on here.
Somebody get Bezos or Elon on the line.
Now, let's try it again.
To avoid rat lungworm...
NGEL STRONGGISIS.
The CDC advises not eating raw or undercooked slugs.
snails, frogs, and shrimp, or prawns.
If you handle snails or slugs, wear gloves and wash your hands.
Always remember to thoroughly wash fresh produce.
When traveling in areas where the parasite is common, you know, where slugs have crawled
across rat poop, avoid eating those uncooked vegetables.
Thank you, CDC.
So to wrap this all up, really, all right?
If you get rat lungworm, which is called angiostrongeliasis, prey that it does not morph into.
Eosinophilic.
Meningoencephalitis.
Because if it does, you're doomed.
Okay, on Friday, I talked a little bit about Starbucks and their new holiday cup.
And I don't know if I talked about it here on chewing the fat or if I talked about it over there on chewing the fat.
So one of the chewing the fats
I talked about the Starbucks cup
And getting your holiday red cup
On Friday was the day
And I guess it was here
Because I remember talking about
They're giving you 50 cents off
Doesn't seem that big of a deal, right?
So, but if you went to Starbucks on Friday
And failed to get one of the reusable red cups
Ah, you were not alone
If you tried to get on its app and order a drink
And couldn't?
You were not alone
their whole app was down
and well this thing
tick this is what ticks me off about Starbucks
okay all right
so they couldn't get into the app they apologize
they said this is a scheduled maintenance
this is not a scheduled maintenance
we're aware of the difficulties
sorry we're working quickly to resolve
all right but then it goes on
to say however
the error message on my Starbucks app
we're currently experiencing
listen you can go to the store we welcome
to serve our customers at the store
Oh. Oh, do you? Okay. Well, apparently the stores had a limited supply of cups. That wasn't part of their story, by the way.
Their story wasn't, hey, it's time to get your seasoned red cup. Limited supply of cups. First cup first serve. That wasn't it.
That would show up and get a freaking red cup when you order a holiday drink. Oh, by the way, and if you didn't get your free red cup, look, if you still want to get the 50 cents off on holiday beverages, that's fine. You could purchase a cup.
for 250.
Oh, that's special.
Thank you.
Which is probably actually now that I say that out loud,
when I read it, I got really angry at them.
But now that I say it out loud,
the drink itself is probably more than 250.
Right, with the holiday coffee cups.
So you get the cup for 250.
You don't have to put up with the god awful drink.
I mean, the good holiday drink.
But just know that you weren't alone.
All right.
Starbucks will deal the number of people.
That is kind of misleading, though,
on the limited number of red cups at the stores
because they didn't say that.
I mean, I covered that story.
I read that story because I was,
I thought it would,
actually, I was thinking about going to get one for my daughter
to have a holiday red cup.
It's something that she would like.
I don't know how many,
she doesn't really like those holiday drinks.
And we read off the list,
and it seemed like one of them,
my wife liked,
the rest of them are eh.
So,
I mean,
we're not,
we're not like going to Starbucks
eight times a day,
anyway.
We actually have something called,
what is it called again?
What is it called again?
Oh, yeah,
coffee maker?
at the house that makes coffee that we like.
However, I would have been pissed
that I gone through a Starbucks drive-through.
Oh, we're sorry, that's just a limited number of rose red cops.
Sorry, you can't have one.
Yes, you didn't say that?
I'm sorry, that's just the way it is.
Those are the rules.
All right, I'm thirsty.
Let's go to the water cooler.
We've got some headlines to get to,
just a few things that are going out around the world.
Let's go get us a drink.
And while we're there, let me tell you about Mercury Real Estate Services.
Look, you're trying to sell a home.
You want to sell it for the most money and as quick as possible.
Real estate agents, I trust.com.
Real estate agents, I trust.com.
It's very simple.
You can have cousin Eddie hook you up with one of his buds down the street that claims to be a real estate agent
and try to sell your home by putting a sign out front.
Or you can go to real estate agents.
I trust.com and get someone who actually knows what they're doing and is able to sell your
house for the most amount of money and as fast as possible. Which do I want most? Cousin Eddie's
friend who claims to be a real estate agent or a real estate agent who knows exactly what they're
doing and can sell your house for the most money in the shortest amount of time. Let me see
which one will I choose. Real estate agents I trust.com. Real estate agent.com. Real estate agent
agents I trust.com.
So Elon Musk said his boring company will be on track to have an unveiling party in
LA about a month from now.
There's pictures of the tunnel already under L.A.
Now, I'm sure the tunnels are earthquake proof, but it's just me.
Just me.
The world's largest cannabis dispensary just opened.
Any guesses where?
Raise your head if you think you know.
Ready? I'll give you three guesses.
All right? Three guesses.
Las Vegas?
Las Vegas?
Or Las Vegas?
You have three guesses where the world's largest cannabis dispensary opened up.
Number one, number two, number three.
Let me pick number two.
No, you'd be wrong.
It's number one.
It's Las Vegas.
All right.
It's called the Planet 13 Superstore.
It's also got
It's also an entertainment complex.
It's got a complete LED tower, flowers, laser graffiti, 16,500 square feet of cannabis retail space.
42 registers to handle the 2,000-plus expected visitors each day.
I'm guessing there's going to be more than that, to be honest.
Recreational marijuana is legal in Nevada.
It's illegal to smoke outside of a private residence, though, so don't be doing that.
or you can buy it at the Planet 13 Superstore.
Don't be smoking until you get home.
And I love this.
Why not do it right?
I mean, just open up the store.
Let's go.
And look, you might as well do it, right?
I mean, you've got Steve Wynn opening up the Mirage in Vegas,
and you might as well just have a giant huge marijuana.
I'm sorry, cannabis dispensual.
Superstore opening in Vegas should be a lot of fun and it's a set it could set up a live
uh actually it would be a cool show right the uh it would be a nice show
uh that's a good idea you didn't hear it on this podcast though because i'd like to give my
idea to somebody else about that maybe actually try to make some money on it so you didn't hear
that and since this is recorded we could delete that actually and not put that out there so
people were aware that it'd be a good reality TV show at the cannabis dispensary place in Vegas
for the largest dispensary place.
You know, people could do that.
Oh, and while we've been speaking, I told you about my opportunity to get half of $9,800,000
from Ahmed Raju, who has a plan for us to split $9,800,000 with his banking.
provis and he has sent me a message in my messenger
since we've been talking on the air today
recording this podcast
hello
last night
are you there
I hope you read and understood all I wrote you carefully regarding your last name
I did I did I read it I didn't respond
today still reaching out
how many time does Ahmed reach out before he gives up
one more time
maybe two, two or three more times.
Reaches out two or three more times and then he either says,
time's up, I found the real fisher, not you loser.
Love, oh man, or he just goes away.
Or he just goes away.
He's got to try at least one or two more times though, right?
So this weekend, also, as long as we're just hanging out this weekend,
my oldest son came down and we had a piano that he'd watch.
wanted. We've had two pianos in our house for a million years now, and one of them was his.
And so he finally came and got it the hell out of my house. Thank you. And there's only a few more
things. But he got a U-Haul trailer. So we put it in the U-Haul, and we loaded up some other stuff.
And when we were all loaded up, my youngest son Maximus and Elvis hopped up on top of the trailer
and gave a nice pose. And if you followed me on Twitter at Jeff Emra, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio,
Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio.
You saw the pick.
And I tagged a U-Haul, and I tagged the U-Haul famous as well.
And U-Hall got back to me.
I think that that's going to be a picture on one of their U-Hauls,
because that's their deal.
U-Haul-famous, and they put your picture on the side of their truck.
I don't know if you only get one truck.
I don't know if they give it to you for a day and rip you off.
If I not rip you off, I mean, just tear your picture off,
or they give it to you for a month,
or if it's like, you know, when they put Arizona on the side,
It's there until it wears off.
I don't know what their deal is because I haven't really read up on U-Hull-Famous.
But if they, you know, if they need a better picture of, say, just me instead of the, instead of my voice.
Yeah, I'm willing to do that for you, U-Hall.
No problem.
I'm here for you.
You know how much money I've spent on U-Hauls over the years?
Damn well, better give me a picture.
I'll tell you that.
Speaking of the election night, you know, we're doing election coverage tomorrow on the Blaze with starting at 5 p.m.
5 p.m. Eastern, normal slot
of the Glenn Beck program.
And we're going to just do election coverage
all through the night. All of us are involved in one way
or another on Blaze Television and Blaze Radio Network.
I don't know what I'll be doing. I'll probably be wandering around
and ever so often. What's Jeffrey doing? I don't know. We don't care what he
says. Okay, move on. And I'll come in
and sit down and they'll throw me a bone. Okay, whatever.
And you know what? Here's the promo.
The 2018 midterm elections
are here. And the Blaze has you covered.
Hi.
How why am I playing it then?
Join us at 6 p.m. Eastern for continuous live coverage of the 2018 midterm elections.
As the results come in, we'll break down the numbers and tell you what it means for America.
Plus, you can interact with us live on social media.
Plus, Jeff Fisher will be joining us.
Updates and analysis.
Plus, Jeff will be here.
Live coverage begins at 6 p.m. Eastern on the Blaze.
Plus, Jeff will be around.
Plus, Jeff will be around?
I didn't hear that.
I didn't hear that.
Who authorized that promo?
Not me, I'll tell you, not me.
That pisses me off.
All right.
I don't forget it's Monday.
So you got two downloads.
You have this one, you got Chewing the Fat, which is the regular download on Monday.
And you had Talking Walking Dead, which dropped earlier this morning.
It was a great Walking Dead episode.
Tune in Jason Buttrill and my son Maximus join me for Talking Walking Dead.
You don't like the Dead.
Don't listen.
Don't listen.
Don't worry about it.
Take it out of your system.
Now, I want you to delete it after you download it.
All right.
That's all.
I mean,
let's not be stupid.
I want you to download it.
But you don't have to listen to it.
Then delete it.
Duh.
And then with this one,
what I want you to do is you should be a subscriber if you're not already.
And if you're not already,
why?
And then you should rate, review, and share.
And those are very simple things that you can do to enhance the way I see the podcast growing.
And that's with your health.
help.
So you rate it.
And look, you can do what you want.
This is America.
I'm not going to tell you what to do.
But I'm just here to make it easier for you.
So when you rate it, just rate it 20 stars.
And when you review it, just review it best podcast ever.
And then you're done.
You don't have to worry about it.
You don't have to worry about what you're going to say.
You don't have to try to be witty.
You don't have to worry about it.
You know, should I click three and a half stars?
Should I click 18 and a half stars?
You don't have to do any of that.
20 stars.
Best podcast ever done.
And then share it.
Share it with more than just your friends.
Share it with your friends, of course.
But then you know how you click on it
when you open up a new email
and you push A and then all those names drop down?
Share it with those.
Every day.
This is your challenge.
It's your November challenge.
Okay?
This is your November challenge.
Every day.
Letter A, boom, share with that drop down.
Tomorrow, B, share with that drop down.
and just do that through the entire month.
Share the podcast with all those people on the drop down.
Thank you.
I really appreciate it.
And I do really appreciate it.
It's very kind of you, and I appreciate it.
Okay.
And I see a story.
I've got all kinds of stuff here for the rest of the week.
The fat pile is already growing.
The fat pile is already growing.
We'll get to it.
And we'll show you the...
We'll be back on Instagram tomorrow,
giving you a little pre-show update on what we're going to do.
this is an example of what you could do okay 20 stars best podcast ever this is an actual review now
this is this is I'm just telling you this is what people are doing and I thank them for it and this is
what you could be doing and then I would thank you 20 stars the best podcast ever I would give it 20
stars best podcast ever jeffy you owe me swag why am I reading this this this
There's no reason for him to type anything of this in.
This really is a funny podcast, great topics, and it never takes itself too seriously.
Well, that's where you're wrong, my friend.
All right.
This is a damn serious podcast.
We take a lot of things serious.
Like today we talked about a guy dying from a...
Wait a minute, I forgot what it's called already.
It's called a snug worm or ratworm, ratworm, rat lung, right?
And you strong Geliasis
Yeah, that's what it's called.
I mean that's what, no, that's actually stop for just a second.
That's what he contracted after he got rat lung.
Yeah, rat lung worm.
Rat lung worm.
Okay, but what you just played.
And you strong Geliasis.
That's rat lungworm.
All right.
But then this guy contracted this because of the rat lungworm.
Eosyllophilic
Meningoencephalitis
You don't want none of that
And he passed away
It's not even funny
Man we're talking about the guy
The guy sadly died
He was in a coma for over a year
I'm just trying to warn people
Not to eat slugs
That's all
He ate the slug on a dare
Angiostrongeliasis
And then he got that
Ratt, lungworm
And then it turned into
Eosyllophilic
Meningoencephalitis
And then coma.
And then he woke up after a coma was never the same.
And then flatline.
Don't say, why are you laughing?
I don't know why you're laughing.
Seriously, just push pause on your phone right now.
If you're listening to this podcast, don't laugh anymore.
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to see it.
We're talking about this guy's life.
It's not funny.
And this guy thinks I'm going to give him swag.
What swag do I have?
Have? Do we have chewing the fat swag at all? I see Pat Gray hawking his swag everywhere now.
They'll buy my cop my t-shirt. I see the blaze has got some swimsuit out there with the blaze suit on that somebody wants me to wear. Give me a fat guy size. I might wear it. There's no way a swimsuit like that comes in a fat guy size. Not going to happen.
But so do we have any swag at all? We don't, right? We don't have a chewing a fat t-shirt. We don't have a talking walking debt.
Wait.
What?
Wait.
Shop.
Dot the blaze.com.
And you can get a chew of the fat t-shirt there?
Why wasn't I told?
How long is this when?
They don't.
I don't get into the promos.
I don't get told that they're hawking my stuff online.
What the heck is going on?
We're done.
We are done today.
there's going to be some investigations going on right now.
And I'm going to tell you something right now, okay?
I'm going to thank you for listening, but I'm not happy about it right now.
