Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 300 | Flying Indian, CamSoda, & Operation House Hunters

Episode Date: February 11, 2020

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And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Let's say you are like a Kansas man who decided you didn't want to be with your wife anymore. She was just agonizing. So you think to yourself, you know what? I'm going to rob a bank. And I'm going to tell the judge, I robbed this bank because I wanted to escape my wife. So I'm sorry. send me to jail.

You're right. I'm guilty. Kansas man did the very same thing in September. The judge sentenced him to six months of home confinement. That is a sentence, my friends. A horrible sentence. That's the new sentence guidelines we need in America. The rest of you are like Chris going, wait, I heard that story. story before. I know that. I'm just saying, why aren't we having sentences like that anymore?

This judge, he's out already. He's out already. He's gone. You know he is. You can look it up. You know, that judge is long gone. No way. He bypassed all sentencing guidelines. Anyway, the reason I really did this stupid story is because I want people to know that this type of story is the type of story that the guy who works with Pat Gray leaves me. I want to say that's a two-year-old story, maybe three. You're looking close to two and a half. Two and a half? I knew it.

Close to two and a half. Almost three. Almost three. Yes, I know. Because that story was legit awesome when he came out. When did he give you that? Two years? Today.

Oh, like today as in today? As in today? Those of you listening and watching live on the 11th of February 2020, I mean, you know, listen to the podcast. You're listening live and watching live. Yeah, they're listening, but I don't think it's live. No, they're watching live too. And if you want to contact us, 890-33-93.

That is true. They can't contact us. Yeah, call any time. We're available. If you're listening live, dial it. Well, that's... We're not available? See, like right now, if people are seeing, like,

really far to reach the phone. I am in love with the fact that... Dude, that's a two and a half, three-year-old story. So, thank you. Thank you for adding to it. Well, at least he's in the... He's being helpful. He's in the realm within the last five years.

Yeah. You know, this is I bringing you a story from like the 1940s. We're in war again. Whoa. I'd like to say thank you too to the adult site, camsoda camsoda.com are they sponsoring

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I'm stuck on in. I'm stuck on there. My 1,000 credits. I wonder though if they will give you more if you create content. You know, like the coronavirus content from the crews. I don't think they want that I mean, you don't? I don't want to see an infected person

performing at Cam Soda I'm just saying it's possible that I would log on to take a look at that possible What do they offer? Do they say? It's an adult website So I'm sure it's just cooking

So I just have to definitely I just definitely have to get off the Wi-Fi, right? From work to go to Campsota.com? Yes. Okay. Yeah, we talked about that yesterday. Camp soda presents the world.

They used to be able to go to any side I wanted to in this building and then they changed that. Well, as soon as you go to camsoda. com, it says, Kemp soda presents the world's sexiest free. Wait. The world's sexiest free life webcam models.

So what's the 1,000 credits for? I don't know. This contains sex exclusive material. You must be 18. So, do you, well, they probably give you, like a minute free or something. I'll be right back. What more do you need?

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You can watch them all you want. Like right now I'm watching. Okay. Yeah. This bunny deserves tips. So what I have to do again to send? I have to send a picture. Or credentials.

You need a copy of your ticket or staff credentials? No, this one does not deserve nothing. Anyways, I thought it was just nice. Oh, Lizzo's here. Oh, Lizzo's here. Oh, no. Camposo. That's not Lizzo.

Oh, my gosh. Don't even talk to me about Lizzo. Did you see, why are we all in love with Lizzo these days? Because she's black and proud of her fatness. We've had this conversation with our girl. She took a trip down to Rio de Janeiro. She was on the old On the beach

With her And according to this story Tiny red bikini I got news for you That bikini That is not a tiny Red No

So if you put that bikini On a normal size human being It would not be tiny It will cover the whole human being I don't know if it's that big So if we're saying a model You know size zero Decides to put on the

Lizzo bikini I'm a fan. I'd be a fan of that. I'd like to see that. I'd like to see that. However, I did necessarily need to see this. I mean, I looked, of course. Oh, yeah, you have to look.

It's like a car accident. Yeah, it's like rubber neck it. Yeah. Hey, is that Lizzo? You slow down and you go, oh, look at that. And then, why am I? The iceberg is too close to the water. Why am I stuck in this traffic?

Right. So in the great city of Atlanta, the metropolis of Atlanta, Georgia. I'll be fascinated to see how this turns out. They are going to create a seven-acre lot into the largest free food forest in the country. So they've now decided that this lot that is, according to them, a food desert, will become a food forest that will provide citizens with free organic fruits, nuts, veggies, mushrooms, and earth. herbs. The vegetable garden has already been planted alongside pre-existing walnut and pecan trees. More than a hundred fruit trees have also been planted, including figs, apples, plums, and peaches. Plans include a community composting facility, rainwater collection system,

a medicinal mushroom walk, and an apiary of house bees for pollination. we'll see how that works out because is it supposed to be just for struggling families or can people like, I don't know, me show up and say, okay, it's harvest time, send the family out, get your free stuff. It'd be fascinating to see how that lasts and who's going to take care of everything

and I mean we're going to have security we're just going to let it be I don't know you know let it be I don't even get a room shot for that okay fine all right let's head out to California for a couple of stories that

fascinated me the first story I'm surprised this has not happened already and they're making a big deal about it and I thought why isn't that going on already so we know that

it costs a fortune for any dwelling in San Francisco. I mean, the average home is $1.3 million. Are you sure is dollars, not pesos? Either way. Why would it be pesos? Is that a... Yeah, I don't know. Is that an actual currency?

Yeah, it's pesos. Because I have not heard of pesos before. Yeah, it's a Mexican dollar. Not heard of pesos? That's how you guys say it. Oh, so it's my... I'm saying it incorrectly. Yes.

I apologize. So now they're making a big deal out of a man who is selling his one-bedroom condo. Okay, okay. How much? For $849,000. That's not bad. Which is under the average. Yeah.

And he's also... Uh-oh. You're going to bog me down with facts. Selling his parking spot. Here we go. The parking spot is $100,000. I know. I saw this.

story. Now, I mean to tell you, that is a good idea. And there's got to be, the condo people have got to be against this completely. That's got to be some contractual deal that that can't happen. When you earn a condo like that, you get a parking spot that it's just for you. Right. So he can sell that? I don't think so. I don't think the condo people let that fly. However, 849,000. Okay, it's now 949,000. No, I, I don't think. I don't think the condo people have let that fly. How much is the house? However, however, 849,000. No, I got you. I understand. But what he's, you know, he's, because most of the condo world doesn't let you sublet.

Like I can't, I couldn't get a condo. I couldn't rent it out. Oh, that's not possible? Right, that's your condo, right? You can't, and if I rent a place, let's say I rent the condo, then I can't re-rent it. Are you sure about this? I feel like this is, I can't re-rent it. Because I've stayed in many Airbnbs that are condos.

And a lot of those are not supposed to. to be Airbnb'd. Really? Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry, I did not state at any. In fact, we should talk to Stu. He talked a little bit about it on Pat today. They stayed in the illegal Airbnb over the Super Bowl.

Yeah. So that's the same kind of deal, right? You're not supposed to be doing that. Especially when you go to Cape Canaver. Did I just, first of all, we need to edit that out. I want to back up for just a second. I did give a shout out. Yeah, you did get a shot out.

I want to edit that out. We will not be talking to whoever I just mentioned. That is not going to happen. Because when I sit in Cape Canaveral, I sit in a condo and, And I went through a third party. Like I did the initial act through Airbnb, but I did not lock it down and paid through Airbnb. They sent me to a realtor's website.

Right. That's what the guy was suing for, right? The one guy, the story we did that people were suing over the people pretending to be Airbnb that weren't. Yes. Right. And Airbnb was letting that happen through. their site. Yes. That was the deal. Yes. Yes. And when we stayed at the Cape Canaveral, you know, condos all like close together. So the other room was empty. So half of the

party went to the other side and they stayed over there. They opened a door and we paid one prize for two condos. Okay. Nice. So according to this story, let's see, he had, let's see, when you buy any asset and you have it, it's not like you can turn around and sell it again. Yeah, yeah, whatever. We got, really, that's what happened. He had

six spaces in the same garage that have traded hands in recent years. One parking spot, just a few spaces away, sold for 90,000. Wow, so this is a thing.

But then I have a couple questions, right? I mean, you're right. If I have a condo, I get a spot. that's your spot. Do you get two a condo? Maybe you get two a condo, but it's a one bedroom. And I think it goes back to like if it's a one bedroom apartment or condo, you don't need two vehicles because you get one.

You get one spot. Now if it's a three, whatever. You get a spot per bedroom. Yes. Right? I mean, I don't know that. No, but that makes sense. Maybe the deal is each condo gets two.

Which it also makes sense because if I'm in a one bedroom of condo and I'm married, we might have two vehicles. Right, right. So each condo gets two. We'll say that's fine. All right, so you sell one. Hey, that's profit. Right. But who are you selling that too?

Right. Am I selling it to a guy that's just going to let the homeless people live there? Because like if you are selling to me, am I buying it for you because I have three vehicles? Or am I buying it because I have business in the neighborhood? And that's where I don't want to park there. I want a parking space. so I don't have to park in the street. I have a, I have a security.

I have, uh, uh, it's under, under a structure. Right. It's not hot. I don't have homeless people, you know, begging me for money. Right. I don't, there's no poop on the street. Right. Well, there's no poop on the,

in the parking garage. In the parking garage, there's no poop on the street. Um, or you're selling it. I mean, I was thinking if you're homeless, you're not really spending $100,000 on a parking space. Well, if you're homeless and you have $100,000. That's not a bad idea. Not really.

If I want to be homeless, if I have a little cash. But that's not a little cash, but where are you carrying that cash? I have my bank account. So you have a bank account and I buy a parking space and that's where I live. Baby, but you have $100,000. I live in the parking space. I know, but I don't have $849 for the actual condo. Yeah, but just so that you know.

So if I have $120,000, I spend $100,000 on the parking space, that's where I live. Okay, but I'm just... I pitch a tent to my parking space. That's where I live. I'm in a shelter? I don't even need to pitch a tent. Yeah, but I'm just so that she's up. just to keep me warm at night.

But I don't really need a tent because I have my little grill in the parking space to cook on. Yeah, but that's good stuff. Just let you know, you don't have to live in San Francisco if you're $100,000. You know, you could go somewhere else

with those $100,000, get a nice little trailer at a trailer park. But it's not San Francisco. No, it is not San Francisco. And I want to live in San Francisco. Oh, you do want to live in San Francisco. Well, I can't afford to live in San Francisco. But you have $100,000.

You're going to buy the parking space. I can afford a parking space. Dude, your priorities are completely wrong, but hey, I support you. Every morning I get out, the neighbor's car smells like charcoal from the guy grilling out dinner every day. I mean, they've got to put a stop to us. By the way, is there, I'm just sorry, did they talk about the homeless population? No, a chance. Okay, okay.

I just want to make sure that, you know, we completely derailed this story. We've now made it into a sanctuary for rich homeless people. Oh, yeah. That's what it is. Oh, okay. sanctuary for rich homeless people. On top of which, I wonder how big of storage area these condos have. Well, I don't think he sounds in the storage area.

Well, no, he doesn't say he's going to sell it, but I mean, I'm just thinking ahead. Yeah, capitalist thinking right there. Thank you. If I'm selling my parking space for 100 grand to the homeless, what did you call them? The rich homeless people, rich homeless. Okay. Rich people, rich homeless. Can you call them something else?

I did. Do we not to go back? Yes. Okay. You don't know what we called them. All right. Stand by. All right.

So we went back. And I know you're sitting in your car in your driveway listening to you and the fact going, sanctuary for rich homeless people, dummy. Sanctuary for rich homeless people. Okay, we got it. We went back and listened to it, all right? That's why we have technology like this. Wow.

Get off our backs. All right? We have to go back. We apologize. So we called it a sanctuary for rich homeless people. the parking spot is a sanctuary for rich homeless people. So there are HPs, rich homeless people, and the parking space is actually a sanctuary for RHPs.

RHPs. So now I'm thinking that if I own a condo, I can sell a parking space, one of the two. Yes. Right? And I can sell my storage space. Yep. That's fenced in.

I mean, that's even more secure than a parking space. Yeah. And if you all watch Seinfeld, we'll know that Seinfeld sublet his storage to Newman. Thank you. To Kramer. And then Kramer sublet half of his space to Newman.

When we find out that's where he was storing all the United States Post Office mail. Yes, that's right. So. I'll see. It's never been thought of before until now. No. Jeff Fisher, you're just on the edge of technology. Thank you.

Cutting edge. Cutting edge. Look, I'm here for the RHPs in America. I think no one supports more the RHPs, the RHPs. the R.HPs more than this show does. Amen. There are times. You know, I wouldn't be clear.

Here on chewing the fat, we support our men and blue. And women. Men, women, dogs, anything, horses, eagles. Eagles. Eagles. Pigs.

Oh, yeah, there's pigs. Whatever. It doesn't matter. If they're blue, they're police, we support them. Absolutely. Absolutely. Now this story makes me rethinking a little bit. Careful there, because no one supports the place. I know. I know.

That's why I started with them. No one supports them. Do you really want to lose that one unique feature you have on this podcast? I don't know. But just this story. Let me tell you this story. Make your case. So undercover sheriff's deputies.

And this happened in Florida. Oh, okay. It's happening. Do we know where in Florida? County, Florida. Hills were, oh. That's my, that's my Tampa ground. Yes, it is.

Tampa. Yeah. It's Tampa Bay. Undercover sheriff's deputies posing as homeowners hired handyman to paint, install recess lighting, okay. And do other tasks that require licenses. Oh, no, no, no, stop. Nope.

Nope. I agree with you. I'm willing to lose our. I don't want to lose them. I don't want to no, no, no, no, stop. Okay. Stop. But because it required licenses and these guys didn't have licenses, then they were arrested.

I don't agree with that. I would like to say that perhaps you look away? The police department. But focus on real crimes? I mean. Could do things better with the money that we pay them. Absolutely. Or maybe, you know, you have all these people that are coming to this house and fix. What were they doing? They were painting. Yeah, they're painting, fixing the lighting, doing some plumbing.

I don't know. Maybe have someone that is licensed and then just give license to those people out. Maybe you say you try to sell them licenses? That's what I'm saying. Like you have a license person there and then you look at it. I'm like, okay, Juan, you painted really good. All right, go see John and he'll give you a license. Pedro. We're not issuing a ticket. The license costs $5 million. We're not issuing a ticket, though.

Pedro, you did pretty good work on those light works. Go see John and... Just some more training and then we'll get your license. But I just want you to know that people in Hillsborough County, they could feel a little bit safer. Because... They better be pissed right now. No.

They better be... No, because... They got Juan and Pedro off the streets. 118 people. Wow. I've been arrested. And I'm telling you, this was actually known as Operation House Hunters. So it was not as good as varsity blues.

But, you know, you have Phil episodes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You're in the middle of the season. The night's episode, Operation House Hunters. How many people got caught? 118. Okay.

I want to call Fault Play on this. Okay, so I'm sorry? I'm going to call Fault Play on this. Why? You said 118 people were arrested in one day. A hundred eighteen con men. Con men. And women.

Posing as contractors, praying on innocent homeowners. But did they do the job? Well, but they weren't licensed. But did they do their job? They weren't licensed. No, no, I know that.

But they did their job. They weren't licensed. 118 people were taken off the streets. Right now, Tampa area feels safe. My question is, were this done in one day? I think so. Okay.

My second question is, aren't these people talking to each other? So I can see Juan, oh, he got arrested. Pedro got arrested. I will say the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Department. I mean, they put, they had their press release has three, maybe even, was that all 118? Wait, one, two, three, four. 118, yeah. Okay, got it.

And they have poster boards of all the mug shots of the people that they arrested for, operation house hunters. So they're proud of it. I'm sorry, but these people, they need to talk to each other. Because if Juan, Jose, Daniel, they're like, wait, we're here at Home Depot and they're not back. Like, what is going on? Okay, send the other guy.

You know, that same couple has been here for 57 times. They seem to not be getting the right work. This will make you feel safer too. Oh, oh, no. So you're already feeling pretty safe with the 118. people off the streets. Of the streets. Well, they're not off the streets.

Well, they're not off the streets, really. I mean, they could be. It's possible. Well, they're off the streets because can they really afford the bail? Eight of those people. Uh-oh. Eight. Eight of the 118.

Okay. We're repeat offenders. So. I feel even more safe because they did not learn the first time. So 110 of them were first time offenses. Wow. So this is not the first time the Hillsborough. These unlawful acts.

Okay. In the capacity of a contractor. Get off your high horse. It's a freaking contractor job. They're painting and fixing life pictures. Now the first time offense. Okay, here we go. 50 bucks and a slap on the rest.

$1,000 fine. Possible 12-month jail sentence. No, we should not be giving jail to these people, man. Repeat violations. The eight that are repeat violations. Okay. Felony charge. No.

A felony charge? What's the charge? What? What's the charge? Conduct him without license? A lawful acts in the capacity of a contractor? What's the charge? You know who this is?

This is big contractor. This is the stupid big contractor unions saying, you got to have a license to paint a wall. Now, I just want to say that according to some of the attorneys. Oh, yeah, man. Those attorneys are at work right now. It's like at least 118. Their argument would be the real con men are trying to trick the homeowners. Absolutely.

Not only that, you know who's the biggest con men? The person issuing licenses. Now, according to the attorneys, a lot, what happens is they call for the work to be done. The police will call for the work to be done. And then they ask them, they say, you know, come over, you know, I don't know, do a little bit, do a work that you don't need a license for. And then say, oh, you know, by the way, I need recess lighting put in that you need. Oh, that's messed up.

Isn't that entrapment? And then if they say no, then they're good. They'll say, okay, no problem. Just come on over and take care of what I want you to take care of. And then while you're there, they ask you to do it again. Another entrapment situation. I think the second time, I mean, maybe I let them off the hook. Maybe I let them off the hook with the first time.

Yeah, when you call, I was like, hey, you know, can you paint? Can you do this? Yeah, sure, I can do that. And by the way, the bathroom light is like flickering. Can you fix that? And instead of saying, oh, I'm not licensed to do that, you say yes, okay, maybe you're in trouble with maybe. Maybe. That's a big maybe. But getting me into your home. Entrapment. And then having me fixed, you know, fix a tile.

Yeah. Whatever. You probably need a license for that too in today's world. Probably. But do whatever you have to do that you don't need a license. on and then say, you know, remember I said something about the recess lighting, can you just take care of that? Can you just take care of that?

And that's what happens. The guy finally says, all right, I'll just take care of it. Dude, uh-uh. Uh-uh. I know. Now, can I ask a person, you probably don't know this question, getting trouble for hiring those people? Probably.

Oh, hold on. Okay. Okay. You can get in trouble for doing a lot of that work yourself without having a lot. That is true. I thought this is America. It's not anymore, my friends. Not anymore.

We used to, I mean, in the one neighborhood I lived in, in Florida, yeah, Tampa, okay. We actually, the neighbors got together and said, No, yes, I remember those. Yes. Yes. What can you do? Whenever we do work around our house and stuff, that's, we're doing it.

Well, I remember. Everybody's okay with that, right? Because we're not going to, we're not going to be calling the county. We're not going to be calling, you know. Be snitches. It's a big thing. Yeah. We'll get contractors.

Absolutely. But if we're putting in tile. If we're putting in tile or if we're putting in concrete slabs up back, stuff like that, we're doing it ourselves. I just, I'm nervous into say this. Because my backyard, you saw, I added some more cement and then a whole thing in the backyard. I don't recall this happening. It closed. And then I did this without having a license.

Dude, I had a little. hire Hector from Facebook. I was like, hey, how much for you to... He's like, whoo-woo. I mean, they are out front of your house right now, bro. You are going down. I just helped my neighbor. He literally remodeled entire indoor.

Like, we just pulled carpets and we floored everything. Is that something that me and him had to get licensed for? Dude, I've got a lot of work around by house, man. Your house is a freaking brand-new house fissure. Don't give me that. It is not a brand-new house. We talked about this. It is not a brand-new house.

No, it's not. It's a brand-new house. No, it's not. Don't start with me. Help door. Help. You know where the help comes from and the help stairs. Because the stairs that I use and you got big fence, you got a 10-foot fence.

You're the only one. I'm just saying. In your neighborhood that has a 10-foot fence. Big fences all around. Where? The whole neighborhood's got big fences. Oh, okay. Not as tall as mine.

Thank you. That's my. point. They're close though. They're close. By six feet? No, the guy across the road and it's got a huge big one. Have you measured it? We haven't we haven't measured each other yet. We just stand on the sidewalk and show it off. What I just say? Like we could quote me on that. Can I go to that? Okay. What was it quote again? So what? Because I forgot to read it. Yeah, I forget. Okay. The, uh, I'm telling you, we are doomed. We are. We are. Dumed. We Yeah, I don't feel like any police department, sheriff or whatever, they need to be focusing on this.

Unless it's a ring and they're using slave people, like. Let's say I have a hair shop. Oh, yeah. And I have hair braiders that aren't licensed. Oh, that's the biggest. We just shut them down, right? Dude, our girl from here used to work here. I know.

That was her big thing. I know. That was her big thing. That's big in the black community. I know. Dude, I'm telling you, man. Anarchy, that's what I'm waiting for. It's close.

It's close. Anyway, as I was saying, congratulations to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Department for, no one supports the Sheriff's Department or any, any departments. Any police departments. Any way of the word blues. A law enforcement department that is making our streets safer. And Hillsborough County Sheriff's Department, thank you. You did it.

Thank you for making our shapes. I think we need to come up with awards. where a precinct or some kind of police department does, goes above and beyond to make sure that their citizens are safe. I mean, right now. They need a, they take the number one slot. Right now, Hill's Work on the Sheriff's Department is right there. We need a plaque and then put their names because they need to be.

118 con men and women. Eight repeat offenders. I mean, Tampa Bay, sleep soundly tonight. You're safe. I am not a fan of criminals by any means, but sometimes, sometimes people that are criminals, you think, wow, that's a good move.

That guy is smart. So sometimes. You're the guy when watching CSI, you're rooting for the criminal? It is sometimes. So like this guy. Connecticut. He gets a job at the Go on gas station in Hamden. All right? He's going to work the overnight shift. And the owner

hires him. Fingers everything fine. First day on the job, he steals about $17,000 worth of merchandise and cash. He stole lottery tickets, cash, cigarettes, walked off, done, gone. and he took all his personal records and information that were in the back office so the owner doesn't even know who the guy is. That's smart. That's awesome.

I mean, that's horrible. No, that's awesome. No, it's not awesome. It's ridiculous. Apparently, that's a smart criminal. Right. He's, I bet you this. He's a CTF listener.

He is definitely a CTF influencer. I could put money on that he listened to us covering criminals and dumb criminals, and he said, I'm going to take a page out of the CTS. So he did make one mistake where he left, his picture was taken. They do have his picture on the security camera. He must have screwed up. Because he didn't have access to those. Because the owner had access to the security cameras at the house.

And the owner said, I wonder what's going on at the owner. I'm going to check in see how my new guy is doing in the middle of the night. It's weird. There's nobody's there. Wait. I'll come nobody's behind the counter. Let me check cameras three, camera three. Yeah, nobody's there.

It's weird. No, nobody's there. Oh, camera six. Maybe he's in the back smoking. Yeah, maybe he isn't. Nope. Not back there. Oh, no.

Man, I better go in and find out what's going on. A guy could be dead, right? He just got shot. Yeah. Yeah, he was gone. He took everything. Did he get caught? Has he been caught?

No. He has not been caught. What was this? In connection. Connecticut. So I mean, it makes one think that this could take place again? Absolutely. In another corner of the world? Another state. He better go to a CTF influencer from Connecticut.

Go to another state. I mean, we're not rooting for you. No, no, no, no, no, no. But, you know, you got to do what you got to do. Can I quote you on that? Yes. you can quote me on that. So briefly, I wanted to give you a little bit of political news.

In Utah, the state of Utah, who's one of our top listening states for sports CTF, for true and fat. We have many CTF influencers in the state of Utah. Absolutely. So I hesitate to do this story. But in the state of Utah, the GOP has just submitted a resolution that would demand Mitt Romney to support President Trump or vacate his Senate seat. Political violation.

Political violation. What are you doing? We don't do that here. Literally stay away. So do I need to come up with a resolution so that you vacate your seat for talking? The resolution from Utah, what are you doing? And by the way, I know you're trying to recall him. Stop.

And you should not be changing the. And this is what's wrong with these people. Oh, I want to change the rules because we should recall him. Guess what? When it flips the other way, they're going to recall. I know. Why do you want to do that? Put him out.

You're going to make it. Vote him out. You're going to make it in another four or five, six years, whenever the hell it is. And be rid of him. Yeah. And he's going to do, it's probably going to do something you like within that time frame, which is what he was hoping for. And on top of which, even if you make him say, okay, you're right.

Oh, I'm a more Donald Trump. So, you think he's going to do it? Yeah. He's a politician. What do you do? I also read a story about where they're apparently blowing up Native American burial sites to build the border wall. Why do I get a rim shot for blowing up Native American burial sites to build the border wall? I don't understand that rim shot, but apparently controlled blast.

has begun in Arizona's Indian area I don't know what the hell they're doing out there where they buried a bunch of Indians and they do what kind of control what are they doing controlled blasting why is that a rim shot why I don't understand

so there's a picture of monument hill where the government is dynamiting up these burial sites I would say no to that you say no to Say no to blow it. Controlled blasting. I don't know why we understand.

Why, I really don't. I don't understand why we're doing the rim shot for that. However, if we've made that okay, where, and according to this story, President Trump has waived the Native American Graves Protection Act to allow this. Okay. I don't know, we put the wall, you know, move the wall. A couple of feet.

You know what? I say leave the burial ground. Are you saying that because you don't want bad luck? I'm saying that maybe perhaps, you know, we've done enough to the Indians over the years. And now it's like one last, one more time. We're like, you know what? We want to build the wall. So sure we said

So what's more important for you? Sure we said, fine. You know, you can bury your people there and we'll leave it alone. But you know what? Today we're going to just have a little controlled blasting and we're going to blow a... Thank you. I made it. No, I missed it. No, I missed. But by fast. Today we're just going to have that controlled blasting. And, you know, I sure it's a burial site, but oh well.

I just, I don't think we should be doing that. I feel that when it comes to our security. No. Really? Our security, move the freaking wall. Why? It would be kind of cool to see. You got flying Indians.

So. Oh, they're. We're done. We're done. We're done. And instead of, you let me get political on this a little bit. Oh, that was political? All here was a rim shot over control blasting.

That's funny word. And now we have... Flying Indians. No. Oh, no? What do we have? We have a gravesite. Yeah, but if it's...

Blown up. If it's for security, that's fine. Right? No. So you tell me, so now when people are coming illegal something, they're going to use that as an excuse. And then you're just going to go right through it. we have to be able to find another way

rather than destroy a burial site. But are you just saying this because it's an Indian burial site? If it was just a normal burial site, would you be fine with that? I don't think so. Okay. But it's just... But it's not.

But it's not what? It's not a normal burial site. No, I know. We established that. It's not a normal burial site. But I just want to make sure where you are in this, is it because it's an Indian burial site? or is it because it's a burial site.

But more importantly, it's an Indian burial site. So you're leaning more to the Indian burial site because it was just a bunch of white people, you know, buried there. You'd be fine with it. See, I feel like you were. Like you'd be in my boat if it was just like normal white people

just being buried there. Yeah, blow them up. It's just normal white people. Blom up, build the wall. Okay. Of course not. Oh, of course not. Okay.

Yeah. But what? More importantly, it's an Indian burial site. Yes. And I agree with you. And I agree with you. Like, we don't want to screw them over again as we have before. So, you know, just move the wall.

Move the wall. What if there's no way to move the wall? What do we do? You know what? Figure out something we can do. Electrify some wires or something and wrap it around the burial site. So we're not blowing people up. We're not blowing.

dead bodies up. Well, they're not bodies. It's just skeletons. Oh, no, they're not bodies, but we're going to make a joke about flying Indians. Oh, yeah, because I don't know. Somehow that came to my head. It's flying Indians. Then, by the way, are there still bones on there or is it just like ashes?

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Okay. I'm trying to figure out where the line is. It's a burial site. So how long do you wait until you blow up that bear? You don't. There has to be like a time period of like 100, 200, 300 years and then it's okay for you too.

Okay, white man. I'm not white. Okay, white man. We signed the Native American Graves Protection Act. You guys signed that. Which now we're saying, oh, now you know what? Don't worry about that. Don't worry about that silly little thing.

Blow it up. Build the wall. It's all we care about. Security, safety. Hey. I got a little bit of a problem with that. Okay. A little bit of a problem.

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on the planet. We found that out moments ago. And so if you have anything historic or you care about anything, if it's in the way, blow it up. We don't care. We want to build our wall. Okay, fine, whatever.

which makes me think that Chris wouldn't watch the new BBC reality show with Greta Thunberg. Absolutely not. I mean, the series is going to document the 17-year-old international crusade on the environment. She had a birthday? Yeah, she's 17. Oh, okay. Here we go. That's what happens.

Humans every year rolls around. Another one pops up. No, I don't think so. I don't think with Greta, though. Because remember, Greta's from the past. It doesn't with me either. Oh, yes. Yes.

So you better slow your role over there. She's a time traveler. So slow down. I'll tell you what. That attitude right there with a little slow you roll stuff. Their Indian grave blower upper. Can I put you on that? Because I'm about to change my Twitter handle to that.

Just about enough of you, Indian grave blower upper. Yes. Wow. Man, do I not want to see this ever? and this does absolutely Wait what? Man, do I not want to see this ever? No, so you're

No, I think he's not saying that right though Okay, let me rephrase it Yeah, please. I do not ever want to see this. Yeah, I don't think you're saying that right. See, first Why would you want to follow this boring, God-awful human around?

For what? So that all she tells you is like How dare you? Is that all? She meets with leading scientists, political leaders, and Disney heavyweights, and tells them how much they suck? I mean,

no thank you. No, thank you. We got news today, too, that the hunt is back on. Nice. But chewing the fat records. News happens. Little man on the street. Jeffie Fisher. Jeffie, what's going on down there? Well, up to my right, you can see where they're

blowing up Indian graves. I wasn't supposed to be here reporting this, but Chris Cruz told me to be here today, Jeff. They're doing, uh, I forget what they call it now. You know, the blasting. The Indian blasting? You know, I'm coughing out here on the street.

Is it all that Indian dust? Yes. Yes, it's Indian. Don't inhale. Don't inhale. Anyway, the hunt, the movie is better. Remember what the universe? was out to release the movie The Hunt, and we thought it was silly that they weren't going to release it.

It was just silly. And so now they're going to release it. It's back on. Congratulations. They've decided, hey, you know what? We're going to let that thing release it. We're on March 13th. We have new trailers.

It's been six months, so it'll be good to go. Incredible. It took this long. I guess it was probably a smart move because it gave enough people to realize. it was kind of dumb for them to be upset over it. So maybe it was a smart move really to not release it and take the heat and wait for the heat to realize it shouldn't have been heat and then release it.

So, you know, we get more people watching it now. So, okay, good move. Yeah, because I know Glenn and Stu watched and they say they liked it. Yeah. I mean, it looked like the trailers looked great. Yes. That's why, and in fact, if you go back to episode one, 92 of Chewing the Fat, the American Dream segment of chewing the fat.

We talked to an actor from the hunt itself. What? They just got done filming the movie when we talked to him. Steve Mokey. Back in September 7. Right. It was supposed to be released late September. And he's in the movie.

He plays a police officer in the movie. I don't know how long he lived. In the movie? Spoiler alert. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, pretty much everybody dies in the movie. That's the whole point of the movie. Oh, okay.

Sorry. The whole point in the movie. I haven't seen it. Well, I've seen the trailer and you know what happens in those kind of movies. Yeah, but I haven't seen it, so I can't. That's what. Is it like a purge? What they do is they blow up Indian graves.

Oh, fly Indians. Yeah. And then the Indians come back to life and kill them all. Wow. By the way, I'm noticing that you're not willing to let that one go. go. Birds of prey. The movie Birds of Prey. I'm seeing that tonight.

I'm seeing that tonight. Is it still called Birds of Prey? Because according to this, they're getting a new title. They are? What is it? They're getting a new title? What's a new title? Bird of Prey.

Here's the title changed just days after release. Moviegoers are three AMC. C. C. S.A.S.S. play as Harley Quinn, Birds of Prey, rather than the original Birds of Prey. Also, they're just putting Harley Quinn at the beginning. Well, they kind of have to. They want people to know that

Harley Quinn is in the movie Hey Is that about birds at all? Hello It's not a bird movie It's not a bird movie Hey you idiot Yeah

Hey you idiot Birds of prey Wait is that about birds That eat the prey? I know you saw the videos From China with the crows Yeah Flying all over the cities

The empty cities Did you see that? Yes Speaking of the coronavirus I mean we weren't speaking Of the coronavirus We're not even close movie that's close to the coronavirus because there's not even close nobody going to go see this

movie i'm going tonight nobody's going to see it no but i'm going tonight nobody's going to see it i got free tickets to watch it tonight speaking of the coronavirus did you see you know you're pretty good about segue into stories yeah that was not good all right let me i'll try it again i'll try i'll try again please so speaking of birds oh okay have you seen the video from china of the crows flying all through city streets the empty city streets I know we were just speaking about the coronavirus and

uh pretty I mean they're trying to make you believe that the crows are all flying in the cities because they're burning bodies right the dust in the air and it's attracting there was reports that there was you know the body dust in the air which is interesting

because we've seen those videos of those big machine spraying something on the cities so is that like a sanitizer. I don't know. It's a water with bleach. Bug killer. It's a bug killer.

It's a terminex. I don't know. Is it turning gay frogs? I don't know. It's a fluoride. Like what a... And then like people are just standing there getting sprayed. It literally looks like...

Well... Episode two of Chernobyl when they're going inside. Yeah. I'm like, whoa. Well, you know, look, back in the day a thousand years ago, when they used to spray with mosquitoes when they sprayed pesticides when they sprayed pesticide. Everybody chased that stupid thing.

That sticky mosquito spray all over them. My mom was busy closing the windows, man. Oh, here comes to the mosquito truck. We want that crap in the house. But mom, it kills mosquitoes. Outside. Outside. Not inside. That sticky crap inside all over my house. So honestly, and then we saw that President Xi for the first time a couple days ago.

Was that him? Was that him? Can't confirm that it was him? I don't think it was him. Because he was a mask. I don't think it was him. When Chinese people have masks, they'll kind of look alike. So, like, it could be him. But, like... But they made jokes about how fat he was.

Yes, he did. And he is not that fat. He's not that fat. He's the winning of the poo bear of China. So I think, I don't think it was him. I don't think so either. Someone as, and we talked about it all fair, someone as German fold as him, as we heard that he is. Yes.

He's been reported. It's been reported that he's a very germifold. Yes. which I think he's more of a leadophobe. Oh, letophobe? Yeah. Like when you go out on the streets and if you're allergic to lead and then this happens, oh, no, you get a sickness.

I think he's, I think that's what he's allergic to. Oh, so he's that ledophobia? Letophobia. That's a new one. Yeah. We better call Jeff Proves so he can add that to his list. He has. Maybe he also has a lotophobia.

Yeah. Yes. Because when he knows that it's possible. Okay. walks out on the street. Oh, no. Nobody wants that. No.

Nobody wants that. So you don't think it's him? Because I don't think it's him. I don't think it's him. There's no way that the president is shaking hands as a coronavirus is going. I don't think it was him. Like through China. It didn't look like him.

It did not look like him. It's just like just saying it was me. Just say it's me. You can't tell. You put a guy. You can't. You can't tell. You can't tell.

You put a mask on a guy that is Chinese and middle Chinese. You don't know if it's in a man. No, you can't. The whole body, the outline of his body was not. If that's him, ooh, dude. I wonder if that's why they keep calling him, we need to poo. Yeah, but that is, maybe. But the pictures I've seen of him when he's been in this country,

now maybe the guy that comes to this country isn't him. Oh, my gosh. Maybe the guy that we saw in the picture of the coronavirus is him. And the guy that they said over here isn't him. I wouldn't pass that by China. I wouldn't either. There's probably more of a chance for him to catch ledophobia. Well, I don't know.

No. That's not true either. Yeah. There's less of a chance of letophobia here. Here. Than in China. Yeah. So, well.

Do you have any royal stories over there? Do you have a royal whisperer? Well, you know what? I don't even know if we have time. I've got so many royal stories. No, we got other stories I didn't even get to today that are so good. That's why you subscribe to the podcast. And I've got, and I've got, we've got to talk about, we have our ambassador to Switzerland we need to talk about.

Like, he's going to call us? No, I just know. I haven't said, you know, I haven't, you know, I haven't, you call in if he's listening live, I guess he could call in. I don't think Switzerland. We don't stream to Switzerland just yet. No, we do. No, we don't, we don't, we can't get us live. No, we can get us live in the videos.

He can hear us is post after we just got done recording it. But yeah, I have, we don't have the budget. So Switzerland is just. the podcast. Just a podcast, yes. Post recording. Yes. Wow. We can't afford it. What are you doing? Well, I'm trying. I didn't blow up Indian gravesites. I didn't either. You were sure for it. Yes, I'm still for it. Nothing has changed. To build the wall. We must build the wall. Keep the illegal human beings out of the country. Whatever. Okay. Okay. Blow up the gravesites. If that's what's going to take to keep us safe, absolutely. See, the more you like... Stop talking.

Stop talking. So I, we could do so. I mean, I said, the royal stuff is just still fascinating to me. Whoa. I mean,

Megan and Prince Harry. First of all, let me say this for just a second. Just Harry. Let me just say this for a second. If I have to freaking hear about how Prince Harry has had to struggle, what's that?

Just Harry. Oh, yeah. If I have to hear how former Prince. Harry. Former prince Harry and has had to struggle with therapy for all these years after his mother's death.

Oh no. I'm about to blow up an Indian burial site or something man because I can't take it. How old is he? He's like in his 80s. No, that's his dad. That's his dad. I mean, he's 30s? Yeah, he's mom's dad last week. But she didn't.

Oh, I'm sorry. She did that last year. Yeah, but she didn't. Oh, so she died last decade. I don't want to say, I don't want to sound heartless or anything, but it's been long enough. Get over it. All right. It's time to move on. You've been spending her money.

I know she left, she left a little trust fund. He can't touch that yet. He can't touch that. You've been preparing to spend the money that she left for you. I mean, okay. Look, you know, I lost my father, too, when I was 14 years old. She died in 97. I lost my father, too, when I was 14 years old.

150 years ago, all right? I know what the struggle is losing a parent. Okay. I know that it's, I can't imagine what the struggle is losing a parent that was so loved around the world. And, you know, this guiding light for people around the globe. And now you're the child of this lost human being. I get it. I get it how hard it must be.

I also get that how hard, I should be saying how hard it must have been. Ben to get over it because it's time. Someone needs to set Harry down and say, dude. How old were you when your father died again? 14. He was 12. Okay. Okay.

By the time I was in my mid-30s. Okay. So that was like, what, 100 and 30 years? 120 years ago. You were over it? It was over it. Okay. And he's 34, I believe.

35. So, he's 35. I know everyone's different. and I know everyone struggles with, you know, death of loved ones different. I get it. So maybe at 40 he's good. I hope so. Yeah.

I hope for his sake. Which, you know, and he said he's upset, right? I'm sorry, but Jeff Fisher, he just earned a million dollars at a speaking gig in Florida. I know. Megan was with him too, right? I mean, they both showed up. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Harry Megan earned a million dollars for speech in Florida. Do they have a joint account now or they keep them the accounts separate? No, no, you have to have a, yeah, you have to. Because I know that I think they all both have separate accounts. So this is now they have the separate accounts and they have one that's together. Yes. This is a together account. This is the after, you know, a Mexit account.

Okay. It is Mexit. Yes. So, you know, they just earned their first million at a corporate speaking circuit in Florida. But here's a problem. Oh, no. Right after they earned that one million dollars, the queen called.

Right, she's calling him back. And she said, family emergency, right? I'm the queen. I need you guys to come back for March 9 and March 10. And the reason why they're coming back is because, oh, sorry, can't read on because. Just read the story.

Yeah, I can't because I have to pay a dollar to continue reading the story. As big of budget as we have here, I cheat the fat. I'm not paying a dollar for that. I'm not paying a dollar. So I don't know why the queen is calling them back, but just know that the queen is calling them back. We've covered this before on the show. Do you websites that want me to pay

at the middle of a story like that? Come on. No. Did you see how they did it? No. They're like, the queen called them back. That's entrapment. That is entrapment.

That is entrapment. Who runs that website? The Hillsborough County. Florida Sheriff's Department? Probably. And speaking of... You know who runs it? Donald Trump, bastard. Just waving...

Waving what? Waving the... Fiddyt's that. Waving the Indian Act. So the big circle. It is a big circle. And finally, so since Harry's no longer a prince,

he loses the rank to become the... Did he take the prince away from him? I feel like he kept the prince. No, no, he keeps a prince. No, he keeps a ring. He just... No, I'm sorry. No, no, no, no. He keeps Duke and she keeps the Duchess. I think, I disagree with that.

I don't, I disagree with that too. I think the, you know what, get the queen on the phone. Okay, I'll get her on the phone after I talked about Prisanne. Okay. Because Harry used to be the captain general of the Royal Marines. Yeah, he's, hello, he's Prince Harry. Yeah, well, not anymore. The Duke of.

Auntie. The Duke of. Success? No. Did I miss it? I think so. Okay. Sorry.

Well, I'm more focus of this because this is breaking grounds in the English. Yes. Okay. Because the Princess Royal, aka Princess Anne, will become the first female Captain General of the Royal Marines. Wow. And remember, we talked about Princess Anne because she's nothing. She can't be queen. She can't do anything.

It's just she's just there. So Mom made her the Princess Royal. So she's in charge of all the royals. but now she would be the first female captain general of the Royal Marines and, hold on. So, yeah, so is it. Okay, and, okay, sorry, I can't continue reading. Not another one. Because.

Not another one. Holy cow. I need another dollar to finish this story. Seriously? Yes. What is going on in America? I don't want to be against capitalism. But.

Well, this would be my fault. These are not American sites. these are UK sites that I visited for this. But just know that Princess Anne will be the next Captain General of the Royal Marines at age 69.

Congratulations. Dude, that's a pretty accomplishment. Congratulations. Is it an accomplishment? It's not really an accomplishment. She was just in the right place at the right time. I just said it.

Megan and Harry, the former prince and Duke of success dumb name success or Duke both okay no I like Duke

I like Duke I like Duke I like Duke and by the way speaking of rural titles I can't wait to share the big news that we have with the audience

still in Ireland I'm tracking the package so excited about titles I can't believe you're actually teasing your stupid thing I am gonna I'm not teasing anything

I'm just saying I'm I love titles. Stupid thing. I love titles. And so do you. You love titles. I forget where I was going with the stupid thing now.

Your stupid title. I just want you to know how pissed I am. I think I'm really how pissed I am at Donald Trump right now. Oh no. What do you do? What did he do? Are you still stuck with the flying Indians? He waived the Native American Graves Protection Act for a stupid wall.

dude it's for security it's fine we're going to be fine do you want to be secure do you want to feel secure i do okay bye-bye indians and yes you could quote me on that i didn't ask but your face said it all that mean face said it all oh we're done we're done i don't know what the hell you're waiting for but we're