Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 301 | Rolling Stones on Tour, First Lady Movie, & Pizza Injuries in the U.S. | Guest: Nancy Stafford

Episode Date: February 12, 2020

Rolling Stone TOUR is available to purchase and is bought you by... something old and expensive. Jeffy and Kris Cruz talk about the different prices of the tickets and suggest a couple of changes due to the average age it will be attending the concert here at the Cotton Bowl. During the break room Nancy Stafford from 'Matlock' stops by to talk about her latest romantic-comedy movie http://FirstLadyMovie.com. Don't miss this great movie as it comes out on Valentines Day 2020. Food stories from McDonald's, In and Out, Wendys, and KFC. New survey reveals the favorite pizza by state and in 2018 pizza cause a lot of injuries. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now a Blaze Media podcast. I know we all think that exercise is important, helps in weight loss, creates a good body. But, well, yeah, well, yes. But a new study carried out by BYU, Brigham Young University. They looked at 120 freshmen. And they said, hey, let's start walking at least 10. thousand steps a day in this study. They did it for 24 weeks.

24 weeks. One group walked 12,500 steps a day. Third group walked 15,000 steps a day. The first group, just 10,000. They were nothing. They have now realized, and they published this in the Journal of Obesity, which... Who is now subscribed to that for sure? I am a founding member of the journal of obesity.

So that money that I pay every quarter goes to you? I have a, well, no, I'm just a founding member. Wait, I don't take a cut. You don't take a cut. Okay. No, I just, I'm just happy and proud to be a part of the Journal of Obesity. Yes, yes. No matter how many steps that these students walked, they still got fat.

Wait. They still got fatter. they still got fat they still got fatter so no matter what you're gonna get fat does not prevent

weight gain again did you get them is it for the mega thing what is it for the mega thing the par ball no

then what ticket am I getting no rolling stones why would I get tickets for rolling stones the guy that knows nothing about music like what would I get those tickets You must have thought I was talking to you. No, I was talking to the audience.

You were looking at me and talking this way. I really wasn't. Okay. I really wasn't. The no filter tour just announced last week by the Rolling Stones will be in the 20 city stop here in America. They're happy to be back in North America. San Diego, Vancouver, Minneapolis, Nashville, Austin, Dallas, Buffalo, Detroit, Louisville, Cleveland, in Pittsburgh, St. Louis, Charlotte, Tampa, Atlanta.

I heard Dallas. Yes. That's a good one. They're going to be at the Cotton Bowl. Now, tickets went on sale today if you're an American Express card holder. Oh, I am. Went on sale today at 10 a.m. And you can get a set of two tickets.

Okay. It's the order limit. For the Rolling Stones. No, how much? How much are they going for right now? Well, I looked at the cost of the Colorado. Cotton Bowl. Oh, oh, here we go.

I looked at the Cotton Bowl where they're performing here in Dallas. Where's the Cotton Bowl, by the way? In Dallas. In Dallas. Is that the American Airlines? No. No? Is that what the hockey people play? No.

Then where's the Cotton Bowl? The Cotton Bowl is in Dallas. I don't know why you're having such a difficult time with this. Do I need the geography lesson? I need you to show me where. This is Dallas. Okay. Those of you watching, watching live.

Not possible. I know those of you listening live aren't going to be able to see my hand up. That is true. you're watching live today. No, not even the cameras are not here. On the 12th of February 2020. I love that you always have to look at a lot of this is Dallas.

Okay, that is Dallas. Okay, that is Dallas. And we're here. Where's the airport? All right, we're here. We're here. All right. So the airport is like right here.

The DFW. Okay. Now Love Field is right here. All right. Okay. So we take the interstate, drive into Dallas. And then over here is the Cotton Bowl.

Okay. Wow. I don't know how difficult. I don't know why that's so hard. That is very difficult because in your map, that makes no sense. Why would Dallas Lovefield be on the left side? That's where it is. No, it's that.

If we're here, Lovefield is right there. If we're here, Lovefield is this way. Hold your hand up to the screen. Up to the camera. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. If we're here, Lovefield is here. No. DFW is here.

No. Because I come from this, where from home. So I go like this, I pass the FW, boom, work. Oh, well, okay. Okay, all right, let me read. Let me look at the map for just a second, all right. Hold on. You're so wrong.

No, no, no, no. Okay, so I'm talking about this is where I live. Oh, okay, okay. So I'm here where we're here where I live. Okay, so this is where you are. This is where we're at. Oh, okay. All right, this is where we're at right now.

Yes, we are. So the airport is here. Yes. That's DFW. DFW. All right, and Love Field is right here. Okay. All right.

So you still take the same road. Oh, you still say the same road. And you still make the same turn. And that's where the cotton bowl is right there. I don't know why it's so difficult. Wow. I can't figure it out. You could police send everybody to the wrong.

No, they're going to the cotton bowl. The first one. In Dallas. The first time you send them to the run, you send them to the water. Well, it's raining out. It's going to be careful. There's river flooding possibilities going on in the DFW. That's why I had to come here late.

My little car would not make it. Is that why? Yes. Yes. Yeah. It was flooded. It was. All right, side.

Cotton ball. Oh, don't drive too close to the right of the left. Oh, no, dude, I'm freaking... You know where you play Mario Kart and then water comes? That's me. I just go... They do that. I can get through.

Done. I just... I just sink. You don't even sink. You just stop. That's what I'm saying. I just go bloop. It's over.

So far, I'd like to see the Chris Cruise car just kind of floating down the understate. So anyway, Cotton Bowl, Dallas. You can get tickets. And they might not be available now because tickets, you know, went on sale at 10 a.m. Central time. And even listening live, it's past 10 a.m. Central time. You can get tickets the farthest section away. But you're still straight on. 138 bucks a ticket.

All right. Now, there's plenty of tickets in that upper level that are still under $200. The nosebleeds? They're under $200. But they're not straight ahead. They're off to the right little bit. And you're maybe considered a little bit closer. So you keep under $300.

Are you closer when you sit on the side? Then there's some upper levels that come around the bend a little bit. Still under $300, between $300 and $300. Then you drop down to the lower level and the cheapest lower levels are between $3 and $400. Then you move the upper level or the lower level back. around a little bit, you're between 4 and 500. Then you come back around, you're between 5 and 600.

And then when you drop down to the one floor level, the field level, which is the farthest away from the stage, but you're on the field. You're on the field. You're on the field. You can use, those are, you know, you might be able to walk away with 500 bucks. But most of them... Okay, I'm still there. I'm still

there. Most of them on the floor are anywhere between $900 and $1,000. That's a couple of car payments. You step up closer to the stage on the field. I'm good, thank you. No, but I mean you want to be closer. Oh, I do want to.

You want to be closer. It's the Cotton Bowl. It's in Dallas. It's right there. Yes, right there. And you may be able to get away with still under two grand. Okay. Pushing that 1800, 1900,

1900 mark. Fisher. Now, if you move a little bit closer to the stage. How much closer can I get? Am I kissing the guys? You get right up there. Oh, okay. You can get right up there.

Well, you're at the end of the long runway that Mick's going to walk down twice. Wait, there's a runway? Yeah. Oh, nice. Yeah, it's a big rockway that he, you know, I don't know that Mick's going to be running at 100 years old. No, he's not running. The wheelchair might bring him out there. He might, you know, roll that wheelchair out a couple times.

And you can be there. Okay. And a couple grand. How much is a couple grand? Between two and three thousand. Oh. Now you can get a little bit closer. I feel like I can't get any closer because now I'm doing like a body cavity search right now.

You can be a little bit closer and a chair. Wait, there's no chairs on the other one? You get a little bit closer and a chair. Wait, there's no chairs on the other ones? No, it's a, it's a floor. You're standing. What do you want? What do you want for $2,000?

$2,000. You want a chair for $2,000? Yes. Not with the Stirling Stones. No. You're going to be standing up the whole show anyway. Oof. So if you want a chair.

What if I want a chair? feel like you're not going to be standing up for the whole show. You could maybe get a ticket for $3,000. Wow. So. Now, there were some listed, which I find, it must be a suite. There were some listed. There was one area listed in this upper level that I thought, that can't be right.

But it's still there today. So it's got to be sweet. So this is the sweet boxes for like the owner's boxes. Those are $6,000 a ticket. See, that I don't mind paying. But now you can. get a little bit closer on the floor. I mean, you're going to be in a suite.

That's too far away. You can get just a little bit closer on the floor. You can be right there. I'm already close. I just bought a chair for three grand. Yeah, but that's back a little ways. And that's back a little ways. And you're like to the left of the runway.

Okay, fine. Get me a little more closer. Right up there. And that is what? $4,400. For what? A ticket and a chair. What do you mean for what?

And like some sweats in a bottle. Kissing the cheese. week, maybe a shirt. In that same area. Okay. You may be able to get a ticket for like $2,300. You know, that's maybe back. So what's the difference?

Oh, okay. So you're in the section, but you're in the section. Do I still get a chair? Yes. Okay, I still get a chair. Yeah. But you're not going to be able to see anything because people are going to be all standing up in front of you.

They are going to be standing up in front of me. And then you're going to want to stand in your chair and you're going to piss the guy off behind it. Oh, yeah. The, the, um. For $2,300 bucks, I'm stabbing the guy in front of me that's standing on his chair. I promised you that. The usher is flashing you with a light.

Sir, sir, sir, I need you to get down. Ma'am, I just spent $2,300. No. I'm taking this chair with me. Excuse me, sir, can you take the knife out of my back? Some guy just stabbed me in the back. Well, you know, you stood up. Were you standing on your chair?

Well, yes. Okay. Sorry. You're going to make it for the end of the show or you want to help? By the way, what is, what do you think is the age range that's going to be watching the rules? Oh, well, I mean, the age range is going to be age range of the stones, right? You know what?

I don't like the way you say that. No, because like if the, not the one where I'm kissing them, not the one where like I'm almost kissing them. So you're talking about maybe $1,500 a day. Yeah, those. And I'm standing. I'm sorry. But those people.

You can be at the lower level pretty close. Yeah, but like, how can- For 1,500 bucks to see? Yeah, but I'm standing, though. No, the lower level, you got a chair. Okay, well, which one are the standing ones? Those are down on the floor. Exactly, that's what I'm saying.

Like, on the floor. Yeah. I mean, you're going to be lucky to be on the floor for under $2,000. Okay, fine. And I'm standing. You know what? You know what? I'll tell you what. Okay.

If I buy tickets and I decide not to go, I promise I'll sell them to you for $1,500. And you're going to get the standing. No, I'll give you a chair. Oh, you're going to give you a chair. I'll make sure you get a chair. Because I feel like for the age group that is going, they need chairs.

They need that whole lower level. In fact, a lot of the age group may bring their own chair like the stones. So you don't actually need, you don't actually need a chair providing. No, the chair comes with the audience member. Yes. So, you know, you could be good. Yeah, I guess. It could be fine.

But I'm just saying, Rolling Stones, you know, I don't think I could get that much closer to you for, I might pay $100 other than that. It does seem like the no filter tour has a filter. That would be the filter is your checkbook is not big enough.

Yes. And those American Express cards just went upside down. Oh yeah. Because you, I guess if you're really, is Pat a fan of these people?

Yeah, we talked this morning we thought maybe we, you know, it really would be a good show to go see because this will actually it's very possible. It'll be the last show. final show.

No, I don't think so. Although they said the last time, what's the final show? Yeah. So they're still kicking. They are. And a couple of them just had kids. Yes, we talked about this too. I mean, what's his face?

The drummer just had twins. And the other one just had another little baby. Yeah. No wonder. Like, oh, guys, I think it's time. Would you have the younger spouse? Well, what else do you marry? Believe me, would you have a younger spouse?

They just want kids I know They show Mine will not get off my back And they do not And I tell you what They become accustomed to a lifestyle Yes they do

And you cannot go below that Wait Really Really? I mean it sounds good It does sounds good Yeah The wife is telling

Is telling Watts It's okay baby we're fine. I just want another kid. We're fine. I just want. You know, all right, if you want to go on tour, fine. Go for it.

Yeah. Just no hookers and blow. And, well, no hookers and blow when I'm at the show. Wait. The hookers and blow while I'm at the show. No? Yeah, just well I'm at the show. No filter tour, like, overall, like the whole.

No Filter Tour is already sponsored. Oh, here we go. It's already sponsored by, uh, I'm trying to look for the dang sponsor that they had here. The Alliance. for lifetime income. Oh, that's a insurance company. It's a non-profit educational organization that educates Americans about the importance

of having a protected lifetime income. So basically a life insurance company. So. So basically the ARP of the music industry. It's supporting the no filter tour of the Stone's 2020. So have fun. Is Tom Selle going to come up with his big mustache and do a speech?

Probably. I'm all four. I'm all that. The commissioner. You honor the commissioner. I love that guy. And according to Mick Jagger. Oh, here we go. It's always a pleasure to return to North America and play some of the biggest and best crowds in the world. Wait, isn't this the guy that just got me-toed? Mick? Yeah, didn't we just talk about him getting me-tued? Are you sure? Jagger doesn't get me-tued. Well, yeah, he me-toos other people, but I'm like, I thought we just talked about him getting me too with that actress that's not me too she it was all for that

wow you sexist bastard you blame it on her she's the one who said it uh what's her she was like 14 yeah ray don chong from uh yeah ray don't chum yeah from commando and she was 15 at the time and that's not me too and what is that no mix stopped bedophilia you're cute and she said not as cute as you and off they went for a few days. That's not being me-toed. We're supposed to believe every woman. And she said that she was all for it. It wasn't me too.

So he definitely needs his tour because he's going to get M-Tood even more now. No way. Oh, yes, way. No way. He's, you know, had to foot a bill. He's got enough kids and a few wives around the world and a few women that he's lived with

that aren't wives that are still, you know, milking the Jagger checkbook. I guarantee you. And if Mick wants to M-Too, Easy there. Just let that one go. Okay. All right, it's time to go to the break room.

Man, I need a drink of Coca-Cola Zero Sugar desperately. Oh, my gosh. There's almost nothing. Nothing as good as Coca-Cola Zero Sugar. A Dr. Pepper. Almost nothing. A ducked pepper. Nope, doesn't come close.

A chocolate shake from... In and out. With a Coca-Cola zero sugar? Yes, I'm out for the end. And by the way, no. And now I've got to back up and say no. The in-and-out chocolate shakes, no. You always tell me to get your stupid chocolate shake when we go to in-and-out.

But I don't like them. Oh, no. I don't like them. Well, now I know and you're not going to get that stupid. I mean, I would like them to go with the burger, but I don't like them. Every time we go to in-and-out. What I'd like for you to do is go to in-and-out and get a burger and some fries and then go to Chick-fil-A and get me a chocolate shake from Chick-fil-A.

Yeah, but that's completely the opposite direction. Just telling you what I'd like. I feel like you're just asking too much right now. Which is why I end up asking for the chocolate shake from In and Out Burger. Because then people look at, oh, I can't go to both places. Okay. Well, then I just, then I settle. You settle?

That's what we do with our lives. We settled. So we're here in the break room. Oh, my gosh. Look who's in the break room with us. Who's in the brick room? Nancy Stafford. What?

The actress Nancy Stafford. I know. Nancy, welcome to the program. How are you? Great. Thank you, Jeff. And yes, I'll take a Coke Zero, too. That's what I'm saying. Thank you. Tremendous. I'm with you.

And, I mean, do want to take a vote on the chocolate shake? You know, I do love In and Out, but I actually prefer the vanilla shake. Okay. But you're still a shake fan. You still a shake fan. I'll give the vanilla shake a shot. Yeah. Yeah.

Try it. Worth it. So, Nancy, thanks for coming on the show. I appreciate it. I see that you have a new film coming out on Val. Valentine's Day. Yes. It's not a Valentine's Day slasher movie by any means, correct?

No. It's a refreshing reprieve from all the other stuff you're seeing in the theaters. It's a PG-rated family romantic comedy coming out on Valentine's Day called First Lady. And I love the fact that it's a romantic

comedy with the White House as a backdrop coming out on Valentine's Day in an election year. We need to laugh. So this is a perfect time. Yes, we do. I will give you that.

We do need to laugh. There's no question about that. So I see, who else is in the film with you? The wonderful Corbyn-Burban-Bernson is my love interest in this. And Corbyn is fabulous. Yes, who doesn't love Corbyn? And he and I, for years have obviously had a long background in television. And we've been wanting to work together for years, and we never did until now.

So it's great fun. We had a great, great time. We've got the beautiful Stacey Dash who plays my chief of staff. I'm First Lady of the United States, and she's my Chief of Staff. Benjamin Dane, wonderful actor who plays the Vice President, who is the one I run with him in the role of First Lady, even though we're not married. We've got Jen Gotson Chandler and Melissa Temi,

and the movie is written and directed by the wonderful Nina May, who created this wonderful script that I was so excited to be a part of. of. So you're running for First Lady. Yeah. And you're not married. That must be the twist. It's a big twist. That must be the twist. Yeah. So here's what's happened. Here's what happened. I am First Lady already. I'm married to the president, but he dies in office. And his dying wish, yeah, it said, his dying wish is that I would help our current vice president when he runs for president in order to keep away our horrible. opponents from ruining the integrity of the White House. So I run with the vice president as a non-spousal first lady.

Nice. Yeah. And you know what's funny? I like the pretense. I like it's funny. And you know what? It has historic, what's the word I'm thinking of, gosh, precedent. It has historic precedent because there have been nine non-spousal first ladies.

Really? Yes. I don't know that I knew that. I don't know that I do that. All right, tell me, name them. Name them right now, Nancy. Well, the first one actually started with Thomas Jefferson. He was a widow for four or two decades, his daughter, Andrew Jackson's niece, Van Buren's daughter-in-law. And my favorite, my muse for this, is Buchanan's niece, Harriet Lane. I never liked her. You know, she was actually a little fashionista. I know you, I know you like her, but, you know.

I never liked her much. Yeah. No, she was great. She's great. Once you got to know her. Right. Yeah, okay. I'll give it to.

That's fine. That's an amazing fact, though. That's an interesting fact. You know, that's what we do here on Cheweney van, Nancy, is we like to educate people. Right there, you've learned something new. So the movie comes out on Valentine's Day. And, you know, what are you doing with your life these days? I was looking at your IMDB page.

It looks like you're staying busy. I am staying busy. I'm so blessed that I am. still working after all these years, and it's, you know, because, you know, this industry is tough, and it's also, there's a lot of junk out there that I have said no to over the years. I believe that. I'm afflicted with my values, or it was just diminishing people's souls, not ennobling them in any sort of way. But, you know, I just continue to work very selectively, but I'm currently, after this,

I've got a project that I'm supposed to be directing soon. I've directed one film already, and with Assel, University, and I'm doing another one. And then I'm hoping, I'm kind of gently trying to push several TV shows and two movies through the pipeline to try to get them produced. Well, you know, if you're ever in Dallas here in Irving with the Mercury Studios, you'll have to, I mean, we definitely have to have you in studio. That would be great.

I would love that. So, you know, I walked down, you really, when I found out that we were going to be talking to you today, I walked down memory lane a little bit. I should have seen his face. His face shined. I started going back through your IMDB page and remembering the shows that you were on. And some of them I was like, oh, yeah, that one, you know, like, you were only in one episode of Hunter. I mean, that hurts.

I know. I know. Good old Fred. That was one of my favorite shows, too. But, yeah, you're right. Every episodic. You spent so much time on Matlock. Yes, five years with the wonderful Andy Griffin.

Right. I mean, one of my favorite lines about murder from an attorney is from the show, Matt Locke. Really? Do you remember the line? I don't remember that. Murder is a messy business. Ooh, and you deliver it really well. Thank you.

Well, that's one of my favorite lines. He's available to hire, too. And if you're looking for any white male. Anything like that? I'm for you. There you go. That's perfect. Well, I'm going to keep that in mind.

Too bad we didn't know that when we were shooting First Lady. we would have definitely given you a role. Don't tease me. Don't do it, Nancy. Don't do it. We say nothing we don't mean. So I appreciate you kind of like. So the new movie is First Lady.

First Lady. Coming out on Valentine's Day, we're in 70 theaters so far across the country and getting more theaters at it every day. So you can find out, your listeners can find out where we are at the website at first ladymovie.com. I appreciate you coming on today. Thank you very much. Great to talk to you. You too.

Take care. So we were joking around a little bit about In and Out and Chick-fil-A before the Nancy Stafford interview. And it's great to talk to her. I mean, I'd like to talk to her a little bit more, too. She's had a fascinating career in Hollywood. But I got me thinking about some of the other fast food stories that I've had, you know, in the fat pile that I haven't gotten to. It's Wednesday. I know, I know.

I know. Okay. But these stories are in the literal fat pile. Okay. It's not fat pile. file Friday. I'm just saying I'm bringing them from the fat pile. Wow. And so, man, those of you watching live today. I'm just keeping you honest. You know, it all started when you complain about President's Day. There's a video out there about you complaining. If you want to start,

if you want to start with me again, I seriously, I swear to God. I swear to the Almighty. Not allowed to do that. We will go there again. I don't think you want me to walk down that road. Maybe you do. I don't know. Maybe you do.

I think it'll make good podcast. Agonizing is what it is. Maybe after this we could talk about it. I feel like you still haven't resolved your issues with me. I most definitely have not resolved my issues with it. So McDonald's, I think about this, McDonald's marked its 30 year anniversary in Russia.

Wow. Right? I said that too and I said, I can believe it. It's been 30 years since they've been out of crime behind the iron curtain. Well, I know my in-law, he was over there once the first McDonald's open

and he was there and he pay to skip the line. Oh, right. Yeah. He told us that story. Yeah, yeah. He had to pay that little kid, and then he was like, I'll pick him to the front. And they pay him thinking like, okay, this kid's just going to rob us.

And he goes right through the front of the line. Come on. Wave him in, and they got to skip the line. Yeah, good stuff. Yeah. And I've been to the McDonald's in Israel. Wait, there's some McDonald's in Israel? Yeah, I went to that McDonald's.

I would just say that it's, while it is a McDonald's. It is not a McDonald's. It's not the McDonald's around the corner. Okay. So, but it is a McDonald's. Wait, do they have chickens over for chicken nuggets? Or it's like camel nuggets? In and Out Burger, this is something I'm surprised you don't have, Chris Cruz.

This is, this honest. You don't know that. Honestly, this is a fact. No, I do know this. In-N-Out Burger has now released their drink cup shoes. All right? They've got their drink cup shoes, $65. It's got the In-N-Out Burger logo.

and their little slip on shoes, a little laceless slip on sneakers covered in the burger chain's iconic palm tree print. I'm surprised you don't have those. In fact, now I'm a little disappointed. Hold on one second. What do you mean one second? I'm not holding out of one second.

They're out of stock. I was just about to purchase it on the air. I should have brought it out of the fat pile earlier. You should have brought out the fat pile earlier. You could have had your pair. Here's what it says when you click on the things. It says due to popularity of this. and we're currently out of stock.

We anticipate this product to be restocked in May. Oh, I guarantee they'll be restocked. That's in May. Coronavirus. Those shoes aren't going to be around until next year. Are they made in China? The burgers are American and they're close to the stores, but the shoes are made in China. And you're right.

You're absolutely right. I would wear something like this. This is totally me. I love the shoes. No, I don't know what I'm talking about. It's killing me. Wendy's, don't forget, coming around next month is going to be. having their breakfast menu.

Nice. What we're offering? It might be worth a shot. Do we know? Yeah, they announced originally what their breakfast menu is going to be. They're going to have like the Baconator, which sounds pretty good. Features fresh cracked eggs, signature sausage patty and six strips of Applewood smoked bacon. I think I want a Baconator right now.

I love their baconators. I think I want a Baconator breakfast sandwich right now. So they're going to have croissons, biscuits, classics, coffee. I mean, okay. Okay. I'm all for that. Yeah. Oh, wait.

You just didn't sound too excited. They're going against McDonald's. They just tweeted out. Say, hey, McDonald's, roast us. Right. And you don't take on big McDonald's. Why not? That's who they're fighting against.

I don't like that. That's what you're supposed to do. Wow. Just let your problem. product speak for itself. Don't get too cocky. Look what happened to Popeye. And KFC. Oh, here we go. What if they bring it out? KFC is expanding. Uh-oh. Their vegan-friendly chicken. Ew.

Ew. Well, I don't understand. I mean, I'm excited about the... Are you? That's why I go to KFC. It's for the vegan? I go to KFC and I say, hey. Hey, what's the vegan menu? Are you guys going to update that? You have the extra crispy vegan? Whoa. Right?

So what? This is so many questions. So they're expanding their test stores though. So it would be fortunate. Hopefully, hopefully it will come to a KFC close to you soon, the vegan friendly. Then I see. Wish that on somebody. What's that?

I don't think you wish that on somebody. That's like wishing someone divorced. I will say that this may come as a surprise, but you know, I have eaten. at KFC before. What? I know. You do not look like a guy that I eat at KFC. I'm sorry.

That's because I walk 15,000 to 20,000 steps a day. Hey, keep walking. It doesn't help. You're still fat. I looked at the story that talked about the topped search pizza chains. Yes, I posted that. By state? Yeah.

You agree? You were the one that I saw it from. Yeah. I don't know that I buy it. I don't buy it because of what they said Texas is looking for. and Oklahoma. Cece's pizza. Which one is Oklahoma?

What? Which one is Oklahoma? Okay. If you have the map in front of you. I do have the map of front of you. Then the state right above Texas that says C-C's in it. Oh, it says to the other side, to the top other side. Not the top other side.

Okay, got it. No, because top other side is dominoes. No? I swear. What? I swear, God. I'm just saying. Don't.

I don't use that. Now there's plenty of pizza huts. Yeah. I'm surprised that Papa John's is not more popular. I think they were. Exactly, yeah. They got hit hard with the whole racist debacle. That's too bad too, because I like Papa Jones.

I love Papa John's. I like Papa John's better than Pizza Hut. Okay. Marcos Pizza. Oh, man. You can't tear me away from a Marcos pizza. Can't even. What do you mean?

Because you do that. We, whenever I could get a Marcos pizza, which isn't, you know, often. It's right next to my house too. But, man, what? Marcos is right next to my house. There's not a Marco's pizza there. Yes, there is.

That's Mark's pizza. That's not Marcos. That's not the chain. Yes, it is you, do we? It's right next to the, you don't know what you're talking about. What is that? What is that?

Not all the, what's the, Croger. There's a Kroger. There's a dentist. Boom, Marco's Pizza. Next to the mom and pop shop. for the photocopy machine. And the 7-Eleven without gas station.

It's just a 7-Eleven. Which there isn't very many 7-Elevens which is dumb. But there's another one not far from us. Another 7-Eleven that's in like this little strip mall. Yeah. That's on a corner store.

That's just a 7-Eleven. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. There's a Marcos pizza in that plant in there? Yeah, that's Marks that right next to that. That's Marks. That's Marks. That's Marks. That is not Marks.

There you go 7-Eleven, mom and pop pop... That's like a Tom Thumb or something, right? No, I know it's a Kroger. I'm just fucking with you. Oh, really? You are? Don't mess with me, bro. Don't mess with me.

So I see where some of them... And I got you. Okay, Marcos pizza. I don't realize it was there. But that's a weird 7-Eleven. It is. It's a weird. I don't understand it.

I really want to sit down with them and see what... Are you profitable? Right. Right. And on top of, and another thing that really irks me about that store. Like I drive by there when I, if I go that way, early. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, 4.30, 5 o'clock in the morning. And they have a main entrance.

And it's a corner store. I mean, it's a corner store. Yeah, it's a corner store. Yeah. In that building. And they've got the other entrance on the other side. I mean, you want to talk about, is that open? I mean, that's a robbery waiting to happen.

Yes, but you can't go through that door, though. Oh, that's just exit. That's just, yeah. Yeah. Okay, well, that's good then. Yeah, that makes me feel a little bit better. They're recognized. I know this is going to come to surprise, but I haven't stopped in.

I stopped because I was curious because I really want to know if they're profitable. Because how can you be profitable when you have, when you have, okay, you have that 7-Eleven there? You've got the whole strip mall. The whole strip, but then on the other side you got the Kroger's. And they have their gas station. The gas station. Yeah. So.

Which is why they don't have one. True. And they can't fit a gas station in that corner. I don't get why. they would put it there. Yeah, I don't get that either. What? Mob money.

Absolutely. There's laundry money. Which, by the way, speaking of that, when I walked into the Kroger, I'm talking on the phone with my mom, I get a tweet, hey, Chris,

are you in the Kroger in the corner of so-and-so and so-and-so? And I'm like, yeah. Big Google. Yes? They're like, yeah, we just heard you.

Someone was over here, like listening to me, my conversation, then listen to the podcast. Oh, nice. They're like, we visit that Kroger. all the time. And then that one day, I was like, why didn't even if it was you or not?

I'm like, well, you recognize my voice. So what, though? Even it was. How many times? I mean, I can't tell you how many times they go up to people. Hey, aren't you Bill? And what did they say? No. All right, never mind. Oh, okay. You know what? You look just like Bill. I thought it was kind of cool, though. So I see on this list, there's a Papa Murphy's pizza. What is that? I don't know. And Blaze Pizza. Now, that's in Nevada, right? Who knows their little state finally? The only reason why I say that is because like Blaze Pizza, like I see it in Florida a lot. I see a couple of them here in Texas.

So I don't know, like, why they're trying, are they trying to like compete? And what is round table pizza in California? Seriously. Like they're the only one to have a round table pizza. What is that? The tables are, I don't know. Oh, okay, okay. I know you have, you might have a square or rectangle table in your house.

house but they have round tables yeah i don't i don't know i don't know i see one state which is actually they are the pizzas aren't bad sabaros that's the only at the malls right that's all that's that's mall pizza and which are good i'm okay with it i love them i'm not complaining i know it's it's gonna come as a surprise to you but i have eaten the sabarro's pizza you have yeah i would not see just like kFC i know i would not never guess that but with malls dying their business has got to be What state is that that has, is that Michigan? No. No?

No, it's, uh, what is that? Illinois. Illinois. Is that what the Mall of America is? No. Okay, then never mind it. Well, America's in the state above that. Oh, what the Pizza Hut is?

Wisconsin, yeah. Okay. Which, by the way, it's Barrow on like the eastern coast. That makes sense. Yes, it does. Because they're everywhere. Yes, it does. They're like the Starbucks of pizzas.

Yeah. They're literally, that's all you saw when, that's what you see. when you go to New York, New Jersey, Philadelphia, that's all you see. Yeah. So, you know, that makes sense. And I lived there for a while. Wait, what? Yeah, I lived in New York? In Philadelphia?

In New Jersey? Pennsylvania, New Jersey. Dude. So. Wait, is this following you? It's very possible. It's very possible. Except when I lived in Florida,

I didn't order dominoes. No. Papa Johns. It was Papa Johns. I don't think there was no dominoes. Maybe Little Cesar's. at the time Little Cesar says stepping up And then there was also

West Shore Pizza which was big in Tampa Bay area because I love their steak sandwiches But you also live in Tampa? No, dude I know You lived in Tampa also? Oh man

You live such a good life Just everywhere I lived everywhere I see also A story related to people ordering pizza That in 2018 The number of hospitals hospitalizations in the United States involving pizza went up by more than 50%.

I mean, pizza is starting to cause people to go to the hospital. What is, do people not know how to eat pizza? I don't know. Like, pizza's pretty old, right? Like, this isn't a new technology? I don't know if they're falling on the pizzas or carrying it into the house. I don't know if the delivery guy is delivering it and trips at the doorway and splats you in the face with a hot pizza. Like pizza is 200 years old.

Like I think by now we should figure out how to eat pizza the proper way. And by the way, this is a good question. What is the proper way to eat pizza, Fisher? How do you eat your pizza? I put it in my mouth and chew it. Do you fold it in the middle and then eat it? Or do you leave it flat and then start eating it? Well, I count it as being flat.

But if it's a big slice. Yeah, like, okay. So I may pick up the corners and kind of bend it a little. Just to keep it steady. Now, do you start the pointing part or do you start it? Of course. Right? Who starts at the butt of the, like, started the breastache area and then you worked the way in?

That makes no sense to me. You just start at the V and work your way. Yes. And by the way. You started to be and work your way to the padded stuff. Yes, exactly. That's the way you eat pizza. That's the only way to eat pizza.

And you don't use a fork. I was just going to ask you, do you use a fork in a knife? No, there's no silverware. It's finger food. The only time I have eaten pizza with silverware is... At the hospital? No, they wouldn't allow me food at the hospital. I don't know if you know that last time I was at the hospital.

I wasn't allowed food. So, just saying... Now, in this story, they break down. some of the ways people are hurting themselves with pizza. And we're going to get into that on the podcast, which is why you need to subscribe to chewing the fat. And you can subscribe on iTunes, IheartRadio, Spotify, Google Podcasts, Radio.com.

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once again he shows he does not care he's not willing to send a drone to help you out to show you how to get back on the highway you know it's just I want to stop for just a second just as a side note when you talk about emailing chewing the fat at the blaze.com I've received a number of requests uh oh

for ambassadors Oh my gosh, really? We are going to have to delve into this whole ambassador thing. So do you mean that we have to pencil an entire show to talk about this? It's very possible. Oh, crap, because I have also a bunch of text messages. It's very possible. I've been ignoring them?

No, we can't ignore them. Not anymore. Okay. We will have a new ambassador in Switzerland. We'll announce that this week. We'll announce it this week. And then there's some more requests. So this has become an issue.

We've got a, we have to address it. Okay. We have to address it. Now, so you all, just so you know, you all are CTF influencers. Yes, automatic. You're listening to this means you're a subscriber. Absolutely.

Thank you? Absolutely. Chris doesn't really care, even though he said he would send a drone. It doesn't mean that he loves you as much as I love you. I don't think so. I think if you've shown you colors when you did not want to send a drone to them. But.

Oh, okay. We're going to address the influencer, ambassadorships, representatives. We're going to get, we're going to address that. Is this a? Because I'm really at my breaking point right now. Is this a weekday show or does this have to be like a Saturday show? But we really have to like. I don't know.

I may just come in and tell you to hit record and then we'll do it and we'll see where we're at with it. Okay. Because I feel this is going to be a longer conversation than a new podcast. Oh, it's going to be a conversation. Because I feel like. I could make it. short conversation if you'd like. No, I don't, it's not giving

the proper respect that it deserves. I know that. But I could make it a shorter one if you'd like. Why are you like this to me today? I don't want to make it a shorter one, but I will. I will. But I will.

Wait. Are you willing? No. You know, don't do that. Don't wipe it out. We'll just. No. Control, alt, delete.

No, I don't like that. I don't like that. Enter. I don't like that at all. This is your great idea. Okay. So. We'll pencil it in. We'll get to it, right? And so, Mr. Switzerland.

I got you. I got you. I got you. You're in. I don't need any more of your life story. I got you. Wait, hold out. Hold on.

How many emails have you got from Switzerland? Really? It's a couple. Okay. He keeps, he's on it. Dude, listen to the damn program. We said you got it. We just.

I've ever noticed. His wife, apparently, is from my hometown. Oh. So, but I already said you were in. I don't, you. Yeah, I thought we made that clear. Don't try, you know what? You try to sell me too much.

I'm not going to buy. I want to disagree with that, but I can't agree with that. As a salesperson, there's a point when you need to walk away. Zip it. Yeah. You don't talk out to the closer. I'm only going to buy it or I'm not. And right now you're making a bad case for that money.

Okay. So we'll pencil in, stricel in. You're in. You know what it is probably? I bet you what it is. He has not listened to the latest shows, but we said... That's not what he used to. Oh, really?

That's not how we framed the argument. Okay. Well, seriously, shut up. Because you already got it. Ali, you listen to the guy from the Uper. So, and we'll get it because there's other... I don't... Back to pizza.

Here we go. Pizza pizza. It's back to pizza. We want to delve into how people are hurting themselves with pizza because I find it. difficult to believe the most I've hurt myself with pizza the roof of my mouth well I mean

when the cheese is too hot sometimes you might burn the inside of your mouth yeah but I mean I was thinking about has I really hurt myself with pizza now I've made myself angry when I pulled one out of the oven and it falls onto the floor upside down and I feel bad about

still eating it wait you still eat it I am not wasting a pizza that I just got done cooking in the oven. See, I understand if it fell like where normal, like you just fell. But if you fell upside down, the toppings on the floor. Just gotta pick it up fast. There's no way you can pick it up fast.

It just came out of the oven. It's hot. The sauce, the sauce is- Pick it up fast. Okay, fine. Pick it up fast, flip it back over. But what about the toppings? Just, can you wait for me to get you to the trick?

All right. When you've pulled it out, and it accidentally falls on the floor. After you say, I got. And then you're done hollering and then you pick it up and it's hot. Thank you for doing that. You burn your fingers.

Yeah. Oh, you also bring your fingers. Yeah, okay. You flip it back over. Okay. All right. Flip it back over onto the piece of foil. Okay.

Put the foil back up. Okay. You still got stuff all over the floor to clean up. Oh, the toppings. Before you clean that up off the floor. Uh-huh. Well, like some toppings you still might be able to use. You pick them up, put them on the pizza.

But the ones that are stuck. But if you've left some splotch holes on the pizza, just go in the fridge. Okay. Get yourself the block of cheese or if you've got some mozzarella shredded in a bag that you use on your tacos or whatever, take that out and put it back on the pizza and then put that back in the oven for just a few more minutes.

But whatever if I'm missing pepperonies, you know, the sausage. Well, you might have a bag of some turkey pepperoni or something in the fridge that you can throw on there just to heat up real quick in the other. So I still have to... I lost those toppings. Well, some of them. Because some of them are still good. You just pick them up off the floor and put it back on your pizza.

Actually, I do see you. First, you said a big curse word. And then you're trying to pick everything up real quick. In those of you're watching, you can see, you just got to pick them up off the floor real quick because they're hot to put it back on. Like that? Like that? Okay.

I choked on a pizza. That's another incident that I had. I don't care what you call it. You call it whatever you want. I don't want to know about your pizza. You're choking. I did. I don't want to know what you're putting in your throat.

Cheese? Like I said, I don't care what you call it. So, anyway, anyway, they say they give a breakdown in this study. Okay. Of how people are hurting themselves, correct? Yes. Yes. So they have six different categories.

All right. Grooming. Wait, I got to write these down. Okay. Grooming. Chris Cruz deep investigation. Oh, this is literally a, you know. We win.

CTF investigates Pizza. The daunting task of eating pizza. In 2018, CTF discovered that more than 50% of the number of people that were heard in 2017 were heard in 2018. The numbers of harm are increasing.

We sent Chris Cruz, our own investigative reporter, to delve into their own pizza study. Chris, are you with us? I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I kill the music and let's get here. Here we go. So grooming, six categories. Grooming. Grooming. Toys. Toys. Kitchen. Kitchen. Sports. Food slash drinks. Food slash drinks. And home appliances. Home appliances. Yes. So each category has three columns. Oh boy. I can't write all this down on a post-it note.

I got a post-it note two. It has a category for like racer. I mean, grooming. This is under grooming. This is under grooming, right? So you have razor, soap. You can rewrite everything down?

Soap. Okay, towel. Clippers. Clippers. Shampoo. I can't do this. Okay. This is my post.

I'll go through a whole thing of Post-it notes. Why are you going to write him down? Just click on the stupid link I sent you. I wanted to write it down. I remember things better if I write it down. Okay, okay. So do you want to start with grooming or do you want to go somewhere else? Oh, we have six categories.

Okay, so. We got to go with one. We start at the top. So we'll do the top five grooming incidents. First of the link, by the way. Hold on, because I got to start. I'm not going to write it down. I don't see it.

I'll send it to you again. No, I have your stupid thing. Oh, okay, you have it. Okay, so you lied. Okay. All right, so we're grooming. Wait a minute, seriously, there's no link in the story. I open your stupid story.

There's no link. Because you have to click on this. Okay, hold on. Jay Fisher. Here you go. There's a survivor. There's no link. There's no link.

There's a link. There's a link. There's a link. It's a, there's a link. It's a, there's a link. It's a link. dot com. But don't go to Babylonhealth.com though. Because

that takes you to the main page. Just go to the link I sent you. Go to the link. So I shouldn't have clicked on the link that was in the story. Oh yeah, you could click on the because that's how I got. That didn't take me there. That did not take you there? Hmm. That sucks. Well, people

are listening live to this. It's fascinating. Riveting. Rividing. All right, so grooming. Grooming. Here we go. Top five. Razor, soap, towel, clippers, and shampoo. Then it gives you how many people got hurt using those. But the best part Fisher is the next column. The body part that was most injured.

Wait a second. I just want to stop for just a second. 22,000 people. Yes. Razors. What does that have to do with pizza? It has something to do with pizza. It's just, this is like this is when they took the study out of the pizza.

This is like all the injuries. I just went down the rabbit hole and decided I want to know where they got their numbers from. I thought we were going to find out how people hurt themselves with pizza. No, this is about people getting hurt overall. We went to this. I mean, when they down the list. So this isn't people getting hurt by pizza. We still don't know how people are getting hurt by pizza.

Yeah, we don't know. The object of the story is the pizza related injuries went up. Yes, yes, yes. But we're going to talk about injuries on the sixth category. Did you not figure that out when I gave you the six categories? I thought people were grooming and eating pizza. Well, if you're doing that, that is not the proper way to eat your pizza. That's my point.

If you're in the shower, sopping your body up, you should not be in pizza. You never have pizza in the shower. No. Have you? Chris Cruz. Yes, I've never. Now, I watched TV in the show. What kind of American are you?

Well, if that's what it's what it's. takes to be an American, I do not want to be an American. We don't want you to be an American. Do you eat in the shower? Not all the time. I've drank in the shower, but I've never eaten in the shower. Anyways, so people with erasers, they most in your body part is the finger. You would think it would be the face.

Right? Yeah, because I was getting nicked in the face. not anymore because I used you know, shave secret but you know It doesn't look like you've been using it at all lately Oh no I used it at all

You're watching live on camera They can't see me because they can't see the back It doesn't look like you've been shaving at all Every day This is That's less than a day growth Yes Interesting

Yes Interesting there Chris Sasquatch crew So So More than just one body part body part most injured more than one body part so what are you doing with that soap so that you get in your eye you get it like you're tripping you're drinking it you're bending over bending over wow a towel

body part most injured head head what are you using the towel for to dry your hair how freaking vigorously are you drying your hair well i think if we're talking about the head that It's on your shoulders, which I'm assuming they are. I think so too. You're drying your hair. Of course, you can be doing that the other way. And then ladies, if you're using a towel for your head, like how tall are you wrapping that towel?

Yeah, they wrap their hair on the towel. Which is a pretty cool magic. That's like sorcery. I try to do it. It does not work for me. That's sorcery. You don't have the length. You need the length of the...

No. Yeah. Did you see my wife's hair? I got more hair than her. Right. And she does it. So it has nothing to do with hair length. Yeah, she has extensions on when she puts the towel.

Oh, okay. Are you dumb? Definitely. Clippers. Body part most injured, fingers. Yeah, I mean, that's what you're doing, right? I mean, you're clipping your nails. That's what you're doing.

You're screwing up your finger. Or, you know, you go too short. Well, a lot of people cut their nails too short, which is who. Yeah, and then that hurts for like a day. You don't want to do that, man. That hurts for a day. Oh, longer than that. That's a long time.

Well, see, this is like a shave. this morning, my nails grow that quickly too. And shampoo, more than just one body part. I mean, obviously we can, you know, I see that in this list, under grooming, shampoo, body wash, nail polish,

and lotion all have the more than one body part designation. So, and that's also, let's see, what do these have in common? Let's see. Under grooming. Okay. All right, with the soap shampoo

body wash nail polish and lotion all have the more than one body part designation under body part most injured what do all of those

liquids have in common you put it on your body you put it on your body I want you to go to the last one to cover in this one is the food and drinks. Food or drinks. Because I love this one. Wait, food or drinks. Just click on food and drinks.

Right under toys. I don't see. Why are you scrolling? Because there's nothing there. Just go to the top. Click on food and drinks. Oh, yeah. I don't know why you were scrolling.

You're over there scrolling for no reason. It's just going down. No, it doesn't go down. Food and drink. Food and drink. Alcohol, coffee, fish, soup, tea, chicken, milk, soda, apple bread. Okay. Those are the top ones.

All right. Go ahead. Alcohol. Body parma's injured. Head. Oh, yeah. Make sense. You fall in.

Yeah, you bang your head. You bang your head. It makes sense. Slam it to the wall. Slam it to all kind, whatever. Yeah, makes sense. You're drunk, basically. Coffee.

Body parma's injured. face. Did you miss your mouth? Yes. Yes. You miss your mouth. You burn the side of your face. What else? Burn the side of your face. Okay. One, you miss your mouth. So you tell me that 214,000 people are missing their mouth. Probably, you know, maybe 210,000. The other 4,000. What did it do? They sneeze and the coffee flew up into their face. You have your coffee on the table and you go, what are you? And you hit the table and the Coffee splashes up into your face. Okay.

Okay. All right. I'll say correctly. Thank you. Fish. Body part most injured. Fish is the finger. Really weird.

What are you doing with this fish? Really weird. I can think of a couple of things. Like I guess you can leave like some bones on the fish and get stuck on your throat or the roof of your mouth. That's what I'm saying. Unless you're using your finger to try to get the bone out of your throat. And then you, you know, you bite down on your throat. finger.

Okay. Well, you blame it on the fish or on yourself? I blame that on the fish. Oh, you do? Yeah. Oh, that's the fish's fault. All right. Absolutely.

Soup. Body part most injured. Finger. Yeah. I mean, who doesn't stick their finger in the bowl of soup to see if it's warm enough? And if you've made it too hot, finger hurt. You know what? Fine.

Tea. Upper trunk. That I thought would be coffee. But tea. Upper trunk. Same thing, right? You pour it on yourself. You fall away.

Whatever, right, yeah. Chicken. Body part most injured? The finger. Okay, so I think what they're talking about is when you're preparing this food. Yes. When you start getting into the other meats and it's the finger, then that's because you're preparing it and you're cutting yourself, yeah.

Milk. This show loves milk. Hello, milk. Yes. Body part most injured. It's not milk, by the way. Milk. Milk.

M-I-L-K is the spelling, milk. Yeah, milk. Body part, most injured, head. What are you doing? Right. The milk is cold, so what are you injuring with? Say you have the gallon of milk on the table. Okay.

And you sneeze and you hit your head on the gallon. How many times do you sneeze? Well, you do. You just sneeze. Allergies everywhere. You don't know? I'm just guessing here. I'm throwing out ideas.

57,000 people got hurt with milk. 57,000 people sneezed while the gallon of milk. was on the counter and it hit their head on the gallon of milk. Yeah. Soda. Finger. Yeah. So, hold on.

You said food. You're preparing the food. Why are you preparing with the soda with the finger? Opening it with your finger. Cut yourself on the can. Okay. Okay. Okay.

An apple. Again, finger. Yeah. Preparing bread, same thing. Bread, same thing. Because there's no way that you could purchase bread already sliced. Why are you purchasing bread that's sliced? But if you make a sandwich, you cut it in half.

A lot of people like your sandwich is cut in half. Okay. Okay. I don't know why. Because it's good to prepare it that way. You have a sandwich and you cut it in half. Some people like it cut down the middle or you cut it on an angle. Like if you have a grilled cheese sandwich.

And a lot of times if you have a grilled cheese, if I gave you a grilled cheese sandwich right now, how would you like me to cut it? Like on an angle. Yeah. Make that triangle. But it's the same sandwich, right? If I cut it the other way.

But it just looks better. It looks better. It looks appetizing. It feels like it tastes better when it's cut out of an angle. It's not true. No. But it is mentally, so I guess it is true. Yes.

Yes. And by the way, out of the people that are drinking milk, 24,000 women get hurt with milk than men. Where does it say that? Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll down. Oh, I get to scroll down now. Now you can scroll.

I don't have to click on any kind of special link. Just keep scrolling down. They break it down by men and women. 24,000 women get hurt with milk, only 22,000 men get her with milk. I have to have to click on the, oh, it's in the story. Dude, it's just scrolling. Just like you did earlier, just scroll. Simplest pie.

So it's undergender? It's under gender. Yes, yes, just, you see that? That's fascinating. So ladies, what are you doing with the milk that you don't know how to figure? that out. Wow. Are you sneezing that many times? Yeah, I mean, I guess. They have the most allergies, I guess. I don't know. According to your wife, man, she can't even bring anything from the outside world to your house. We're lucky to have milk in the house. I mean, seriously.

And by the way, if you click a little bit, I'm sorry, if you scroll all the way to the Threns, there's vaping. To the Threns? Yeah, the Threns. There's no H. That's how I say. Is it an invisible age? Oh, at the bottom, it has vaping. And the incidence with vaping. And you could click on vaping so you can see the results for that one. Yeah, you scroll. I scroll down to the end.

I have to click on vaping is what you're saying. I got you. After you scroll. Wow, it's going up. I know. Look at that. Well, nobody was vaping in 2011. It's silly to have it in 2011.

There was vaping going on in 2013. The biggest peak went from 15 and 16. It went down a little bit 16 to 17. That's because in 16 it went really high and people went, man, are you people stupid? Yes. And then in 17 the advertising kicked back in. Yes.

And the world started vaping. Well, that's when according to the big tobacco, that's when little kids started vaping. Oh, remember that? Right, right. I remember when they did nothing but advertise, Hey, little kids, you should vape. Yeah, remember that?

I do. I do. I read it. I read it another way. How did you read it? If you're an adult who already smokes, vaping is a good way for you to stop smoking. But what apparently thousands of people saw around America was, hey kids, you should vape. Absolutely.

They were in school buses, classrooms. We got the Mr. Vap mascot was coming in, you know. They were sponsoring high school games. and tournaments. And they were like, hey, if you play football, you should vape, it makes you run faster. I remember all those commercials. Yeah, that's not what they were saying. It was the flavors of the vaping that were marketed to kids.

No, they were. Okay. Seriously. Let's have that conversation. Were they really marketed for kids? I would say no. Because that's the only answer. Just because the freaking thing was pinia collada or blueberry mint.

Or strawberry flavors Or strawberry banana Or fruity loops You tell me the only kids eat fruity loops My argument And again looking at it from real life All right Not just someone saying

It's fruit loops Those are for kids It's marketing for kids I worked with a bunch of people that vaped Yeah here A bunch of people that raped And they all like The little foo-foo flavor

They did. It was agonizing. And this freaking control room smelled like strawberry fields. Agonizing. And blueberry mint. Ugh. And we weren't marketing to kids. No.

And by the way, those people that were doing vaping, they were far from kids. Yeah. Yes. They haven't seen a kid status in like 30-something years. Oh, I would venture to say that. Well, yeah. I know. I don't know.

It's like maybe 50, 60s. But I'll stand corrected. Man, I didn't even get to the vagina juice. Fisher. What? So I didn't even get to it today. Segway. That's not a good segue.

We went from vaping to vagina juice. That's not good. Oh, I was just thinking about marketing to kids. Oh.