Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 305 | The Homeless Have Lost The Fear of Man

Episode Date: February 17, 2020

Level 1 sex offender Anthony Weiner is wanting to do more at his kids school, but he can due to being a register sex offender. Dog food recall so make sure you check your dog food. Are homeless taking over airports? Jeffy is wondering why are homeless people living inside the terminals at DFW and Miami Airport. Police body cam gets released from a shooting and Jeffy is trying to understand the situation. President Trump visits the Daytona 500 and Jeffy is wondering why nobody interview the First Lady. Sir Elton John is sick and this prompts a debate between Jeffy and Kris Cruz. A special message from John McAfee about why men should get manicure and pedicure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a blaze media podcast. What an ingenious idea. I was sent a message on Facebook from a follower of chewing the fat that said, Hey, an idea crossed my mind while I was driving past some huge wind turbines in northeast Pennsylvania. I was thinking about all those blades that are being buried in landfills. Then I thought, what is those 40-foot blades could be repurposed? You dig a trench, bury the root and transition section underground, cement them in closely side by side so that the trailing edge, thinner part, is snugged up against the leading edge of the one beside it. Bolt them together. Instant 30-foot wall.

This person says, I don't know that it would work, but it's worth a, it's a tremendous idea. For those of you, for the wall, I mean, let's repurpose the turbine blades. put them in the ground, there you have a wall. Man, I'm telling you, am I glad I thought of this idea? There's no off switch on Genius. I mean, it's just there. Anthony Weiner, start in trouble again. I don't know why this headline isn't Weiner Woes,

but I mean, what do I need to write the headlines for these people? No, no, it's not, no, not that bad. No, he's not, he's not sexting or texting. So we can turn that down. But apparently he's got people at his son's school all wound up because he wants to go to events. He wants to show up and go to events. And he's dropping the kid off at school every day. But he can't go inside the school because of him being a, you know, I mean, he's a registered sex offender.

So he has to get special dispensation from on high to really even drop his kid off at the school at the gate. but now he's saying hey he wants special dispensation from the pope on how it's not I don't know if it's the pope it's just the you know the people at the school they wanted to say okay lady it's fine he can come to the you know the teacher parent conferences you can drop the kid off he can go to you know little you know whatever it goes on at the kid's school he could go to parents are not happy right that's why the parents are not happy the parents are like we've got 16 17 year old kids going here and we don't want

Anthony, you know, wandering the grounds. Right. Just had it to the teacher conference. So, I mean, he's a level one. I mean, he's a level one sex offender. That's nothing. Low, no way, level one, low risk. If he was a level two, moderate risk, maybe.

If he was level three or a sexually violent predator, then no way does he get to go on school problem. But level one. Low risk. He's Anthony Weiner. The worst can happen. Are you texting my daughter? Is that you? Now the one thing that's surprising in this story, though, is I thought he and Uma were on the splits.

Yeah, remember she had everything at the bottom of the apartment complex. Right. Everything was divided outside. It wasn't even allowed inside. Well, there's a picture here, the first of this month of those two walking down the street together without the kids. So he must have been at school. They're dancing. Ouma and Weiner down the street.

So apparently, now he lives in the same building down the hall. Right? Yeah. He moved into the same building. Remember we saw him moving in his stuff, but not in the same place. So, and she filed for divorce like three years ago in 2017 when all this was going on. Who hasn't done that in a while? I haven't done it in a while.

Thank you. If one among us hasn't filed for divorce. Or hasn't had divorce filed against us and then, you know, you come around. Come on, baby. What are you doing? It's just a threat. What are you doing? Take it back.

And she did. So, I mean, she doesn't even want to get divorced. She's still married. And she's still married to Anthony. So, I mean, they were made, maybe when they dropped a kid off at school, you're like, Oh, yeah. You might be too old, though. Wow, why would she be...

I mean, back in his level one sex offender day, she would be too old, but not in today's world. Oh, he's reformed? He's reformed. I mean, he's gone to jail. He's done his time. He's done his time in prison. He's done his time in halfway house.

He's still got the stigma of being a sex offender. Level one. Level one. and so he's I mean low risk low risk and I say let him in I say a lot of them in if and I say that because my kid is not going to that school I'd like to know what these people do for money I mean I'd like to know what she I mean investments I'm sorry investments okay okay plus she just she always called her girlfriend I know. That's what I'm worried about.

Oh, okay. I mean... You think girlfriend Hillary's slipping some money like Daddy Charles is slipping money to Andrew? It wouldn't surprise me if we get the news that perhaps Uma and Hillary, you know... No, that's no. It could happen. How dare you? No, it could happen.

You know, speaking of dogs, dog food recall. We were not speaking of dogs at all. We were just speaking of dogs. We're just speaking to dogs. What's that? Anthony Wiener. I could see you going from Wiener to dogs. No, but we were just speaking to dogs.

That's what I was saying. Okay. If you have Aunt Jenny's homemade, all-natural, raw turkey dinner dog food recalled. Oh, no, I literally just have. You just bought Aunt Jenny's homemade all natural raw turkey dinner dog food. From PetSmart yesterday. Just bought it. So, I mean, recall.

It's a freaking $50 pound bag, too. Of the Aunt Jenny's homemade all natural raw turkey dinner dog food? It has. Why don't you get some from our boy? Oh, true. Oops. Sorry. Yeah, monsters.

Monsters dog food here in Texas just up the road. Why don't you just drive up there? Yeah. I mean, they're... After tasting it, it was not really good. And he even said it. You're not a dog. You want to feed your dog salmonilla now from a man,

Jenny's homemade, all-natural raw turkey dinner dog food? Oh, that's all it has? Oh, he can eat it then. It's fine. He'll be fine. All right. Fine, whatever. Do you feel comfortable?

I do because I'm not eating it. Just a dog eating it. So I have another, I have another. issue. And this is about this is about airports. And I don't want to... No, it's not a sad story. It's not a sad story. It's not, oh yeah, we're doing

business at the airport. It's not anything. All right. I miss something at airports. And I don't need to be a pilot. I don't need to fish your air. But I miss something and it's been brought to my attention. And I'm... I'd like to know when it happened. When it happened.

how it happened. So my wife was in, flew to Miami, and then from Miami back to DFW. A week later, I decided to let her back in. Sure, come on back home, fine.

I mean, I was a little rough, kicked her out, told her to get out for the week. Sherry, okay, come on, you can come back. Of course that happened exactly like that. So she was in Florida for a training, and she flew. Okay, so she brings her. up, she goes, when did they start doing this? What airline?

American. All right. So, and it's not the airlines themselves. It's the airports. All right. I want to get, plus, I'm still pissed at DFW for charging me to get on their property. All the cars. It's like, if you stay a little bit longer, it's three, bro.

Why you stand there longer than five minutes? She had to go pick up her luggage. It was on a different flight. So she had to walk all of them. way down to the end of the terminal to pick up the extra bag. Okay. Is that a different flight? Because she missed the flight, the first flight in Miami.

Oh, so it's her fault. So all I'm hearing here is her fault that you had to pay an extra dollar, not your fault. Or the airport's fault. Okay. This is not anything. I'm just pissed at having to pay that money to pick somebody up at the airport. I don't want you to get pissed at D.W. No, that's the airport.

All those cars going in and out of DFW. They're making a fortune from us, man. just to go to pick somebody up at the airport, that should be illegal. I'm sorry, we're already paying for the flight. If I want to stay longer, if I'm not there, if I have to park, but if I'm there just to pick somebody up and go,

I should not be charged for that. I'm sorry. It shouldn't be. And neither should you. You should be angry as a consumer with me. You should be angry so I don't have to pay. However, that having been said, we have to pay to get in.

We have to pay to get into the airport. You can park for a short period of time. They give you some free parking now at DFW, which is in a big surprise, but they do. You can park for a little bit. But that's only there. You're only there for a little bit to pick someone up and get out.

All right. And the longer you're there, another buck shoots up. The quick one the other night when I dropped her off was two bucks. I had to wait a little bit longer to pick her up. Three bucks. Oh my God. You can afford three bucks.

Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Save your pennies. The dollars will come. Can I quote you on that? You can't. It's not true, but it's okay. All right. So then we hear that airports are like the new malls.

Yes. And there's plenty of stores and shopping going on. But how do you get to airside without a ticket? Some of them allow you to go inside a certain time of the year. You allow to be like, hey, I'm here to be like, I'm here to shop and then let you go in. Okay. All right.

When did airports become a housing area for homeless people? Where? In DFW and Miami. Where in DFW? This side of this side of airside, you now have homeless people laying in there. But like, inside the airport? Yes.

There are homeless people. living in it. Yes. Are you sure there were homeless people? It was not a guy that got stuck there. No. No. He's been waiting for his flight because he got canceled and there you know the difference and I'm not going to smell them. I'm not. Did you smell the person?

All I'm going to say is you know the difference between hell that looks like a guy that's just stuck here waiting for his flight to Newark or that guy's homeless. I feel like you just went the wrong day. I went the wrong day. Yeah, I feel like that was the day that, you know, it was so cold outside and homeless people. Because I go to the airport once a month, and I've never seen homeless people.

You just hit driving by and thought, hey, I'll just stop into DFW. Let's take a spin in. What am I doing this afternoon? I don't know. Let's take a spin into the DFW. I like the E Terminal. And spend two or three bucks to get in.

No, just two. It went in. and out the other end. Okay. Yeah. The E-turn pole. If you go in on this side, it's all the way down the other end.

If you go in on the other end, it's the first one. Anyway. But I've never seen homeless people. Okay, well, maybe you put your glasses on. Maybe fix your sight. That's really weird, though.

I know. What about Miami? Did she see them in Miami? Yes. Did she see them in Miami? Yes. Hmm. So,

and maybe maybe it was a cold front moving through in Miami. I don't know. Maybe the weather drops down below 60. There's no cold fronts. Yeah, You know, it could, it's possible. It's okay. If it's possible.

I just, I would like to, I would like to hear from chewing the fat listeners if this is a, this is a problem around. I don't either. I don't like this. I don't either. I'm flying in March to Orlando. Well, just, you know, today, would you, on your way home just take, take a left? I already went.

I would have went. I would have went last week. Oh, you did? Yeah. So I mean, you can't go today? No, it's once a week. My Mondays are not the month, the days that I go to the air. Really?

Yeah, it's my Wednesdays. All right. We'll wait for Wednesday. We'll wait for Wednesdays. Or Thursday. When do you go? Early or late. Late.

Oh, so we're going to wait for Thursday. Yeah, so we're going to be recording the show. I feel like. Right. So Wednesday late. So Thursday, Thursday podcast, we'll give an update. Where was this homeless people where you saw? Were there?

No, because. Am I not making myself clear? They're in the airport. Okay. Do I need to go inside the terminal? Yes. Oh, crap. Okay.

So I just can't just. This side of security. I was just going to like pass and then look on the sides. You might be able to spot them. If you go to arrivals, if you go to pickups. Yes, I was going to go to pickups. And drive by slow. You might be able to see them in there.

Okay. I'll do that on Wednesday night. There's some barriers. I mean, I can't even stop for an extended period of time to pick some. I stopped. 10 seconds. Usually I stop and I just hang out there and you're okay for waiting a little while. One of the recent times I went, I stopped and the guy,

Hey, he's going to move. Okay, sorry. Did you understand him? Mr. You've got a yellow vest and you're in charge now. Be careful with this yellow vest. I know. Should have pissed me. All right.

I'm moving. I'm moving. So I moved up a couple spots. Did not work? All right. All right. I drove around. It ticked me off, though.

But I can't even do that. How are the? homeless people getting into the terminal. DFW sucks when it comes to moving people out of the, out of like the pickup line. Thank you. They're like, move. Dude, I just stopped.

She's right there. I know. No, you got to move. No, they're right there. She's right there. That's when you just get out and open the door. Yes. Just get out and open the back wing.

Now I'm on you though. Like how these, if it's true and it was not a fluke, a cold weather did not come from DFW. Well, that we did have cold. We did have calls fronts. So maybe, you know, maybe that's an inside thing. Okay. You know.

They were just waiting for the call to go away? Maybe all the homeless people got a text on their homeless cell phones. The Obama phones. So all the homeless people get phones now. Exactly. The Obama phones. They all get phones. So maybe they get, you know, on the homeless number, they get the homeless text.

That's what we should sign up for, actually. Homeless text? We should sign up for the homeless text. Is that a thing? I think it is. Okay. Then I'll find that. I think it is.

I think it is. We get the homeless text. So you go, you get the boob. When you get the. Get the, and you realize, oh, wait, that's not chewing the fat. It's too early for chewing the fat podcast. What's going on? Boopop.

Oh, there's a cold front coming through. I can go stay at Terminal A at DFW tonight. I just can't get to airside. That's another thing, too, is you see you win American Airlines, right? Yeah. I go to Terminal E because that's where the Cheapos go for Spirit. I'm not going down to E. I don't even like driving by E.

So a Wednesday. To be honest, I go up past E, and then I turn around. Yeah, I know, yeah. No, you're not going to E. No, you're not using that as a turnaround. No, because then it looks like I'm actually flying cheap. No, no, no, no, no. You go all the way to the end.

All the way to the end. And then make a turn just to go to A. Got it, got it, got it. It makes sense. I might need to swim by A. I'm not going to be. To see for the homeless people. Drive another car.

No, yeah, yeah. I'm not. I don't want to see you drive your car a day. I'm going to drive a real car, not my smart car. I'll rent a Tesla They might stop you They might stop you If you pull into A with that car

Well we've got a smart car pulling into A Security security Yeah Q10 Q10 I mean I just want to know If people have seen this in other airports This cannot stand This cannot stand

We need to draw the line somewhere Thank you And at airports really We gave you the parks So stay at the parks The Society said I mean, I'm almost I am almost

willing to give them maybe part of the parking garage No, because There's a stairway of the parking garage Or you get you know, you find a place where the wind Isn't coming up on you in a corner No one They show supports homeless people like no one

No one supports homeless people This is not a criticism of homeless people I mean it sounds like it's going to be though But I feel like if you give them Let's say D parking lot You know, D level It's just top

I'm just a corner somewhere Yeah, only a couple of cars parked up there If I'm a homeless guy I mean I'm thinking I'm finding a corner You know maybe even inside the stairwell No, that's fine But see I feel like once you give a homeless person a corner

You give an inch They go to a couple meter Next thing you know they got the whole level Like the whole posse is here And they have the 10th title all together because you put one no parking on four that's the homeless level exactly oh that's a good point

so I feel like we may as a society a rule like we see them at parks they're just part of the parks they're the benches and we're okay with and we're okay with that's fine so why we're so mad at San Francisco because they're allowing you in front of the businesses and the street corners yeah like I feel like the social contract we have

with homeless people has been broken you guys are over there like we gave them the woods. We know you're there. Yes. We know you're there. We gave them the woods. We gave them the parks.

We gave them the subway systems. I mean, we give. I mean, the country is like this show. Yes. We give and give. We gave them even the tunnels under Las Vegas. Which is, I mean, they're welcome for that. And by the way, on the tunnels, there's a porn star.

So like, you got a high quality. Don't say what more do you want because they'll tell you what more they want. I know. You know what? I can't. They're taking it. And if they're listening to this show, like, come on. Come on.

Well, I hope they're, I mean, we do stream to the homeless phones, don't we? Oh, we do? We have to. Oh, well, I'll check that off. If we don't. I don't think we do. I have to check that one off on the podcast distribution list. I think it's just a one set that says homeless cell phones.

We need to make that happen. Subscribe to chewing the fat. And I mean, subscribe, you know, iTunes, Spotify, whatever, but if you have, hashtag not SoundCloud, but if you have availability to the. Homeless app? Dude. We should be sponsoring the homeless app. Thank you.

Yes. In fact, we are. Because no one supports homeless people more than this show. There you go. Okay. I'm hesitant to do this story because it goes against most. Well, most of America, really. I tweeted it last night.

And all the comments were good, good. And so I understand. No one supports the police officers more than this country. More than this program. Program and country. I mean. Back to blue. So, thank you.

So there was a newly released video of a police officer shooting a man in his car as he was attempting to drive away from a police stop. Okay. This is in Waukegan, Illinois. Show me that in the hand. No one supports the Waukega Police Department more than two. Where's that? Where's that on the hand?

More than that. I'm sorry? Where's that on the hand? Waukegan, Illinois, man. This is Michigan. Okay. This is Michigan. Yeah?

Indiana, Illinois. Over here. Okay. I make sure what department we're supporting today. Waukegan. Wau. Right there. Illinois.

Get out of Michigan. Michigan. Okay. Got it. So this happened. over a year ago now. I know I was looking at that. Over a year ago now.

And this, they, in August of last year, he was ruled that the police officer acted reasonably and appropriately in this case. And that means that it was okay for him. Justified. Justified. The shooting was a clean shoot. Correct.

Got it. And so why this came delight to me yesterday was because they released the video. They just released a video. Right. So the body cams? So the story was always out there. Oh, okay.

But the footage. Got it. And the footage shows it all, right? I mean, the shows, the police officers have him pulled over. There's a police officer behind him and in front of him. And he stopped. And then he starts his car. And the police officer says, whoa, whoa, don't be doing that.

And then he backs up. Hey, what are you doing? Shut that thing. I'm good. And then he puts it in drive and slowly starts to drive away. That's when the police officer shoots him. Now, watching that, he absolutely was, you know, you understand how he could be, you know. No, no.

Hey, hey. This is when he's starting his car. Turn it off. Turn it off. Don't, you know what? Hey, mother fuck. Three shots. Three shots.

And then he rolls up the road and then finally stops. 828 shots, fire, shots fire. And he finally stops. All right. So, uh, yeah, three times. Three shots. And it was a fatal shooting of a Sunshian J. Gomez-Gouero. And another 18-year-old passenger in the car.

She did not get, she had minor injuries at the crash. watching it I feel like a Sonscion J. Gomez-Gueira did not deserve to be shot three times because while he was trying to attempt it while he was attempting

to leave the scene in the automobile and failed to follow with the police officer right right right right he wasn't he was just slow driving slow I mean we come to shoot the tires you'll chase up down later

we already know who he is we have the car see but the problem is that you're leading with your feelings in a case like this you just have to look at the facts fact police officer told him to stop to turn off the vehicle

fact the guy failed to follow the police officer's directions fact the vehicle started rolling towards a police officer then the police officer was off to the side then the police officer was like

he didn't swerve the car then he goes you mother and then three times and then he pulled back by the way yes yes uh that wasn't no that was not Associan J Golmanz-Gouwero no that was not him

now from that name what's his name again A Sancheon Jay Gomez-Gouero I feel like there could be a defense of where He did not understand

Everyone knows when they get pulled over I don't care where you're from Everyone knows when they get pulled over Yes You don't You don't run from the police Yes Scared or not

I know that he's gonna say That he was scared He didn't know what was happening Which is why I think that I feel That I know it's feelings I feel Yes

Like he wasn't trying to run the police officer now. Okay. He was just trying to leave. See, but when you look at a case like this and you have all those facts. And I'm okay. And I get it. And no one supports the police officers more than we do.

Especially this officer in Wakigua, Illinois. But like, when you add everything up, the police did respond appropriately and with them reasonably. Reasonable. Appropriately. And met force with force. Force with force. See?

You should have stopped. He should have stopped. Absolutely. Just stayed stopped. Which is one of our rules here in tuned to the fact. You should have just stayed stopped. You always follow what the police officer tells you. Stay stopped.

Stay stopped. That's our new. That's our bumper sticker for the day. Stay stopped. I know. I know. I get it. Especially in Wakiggan, Illinois, bro.

Speaking of Illinois, I see where Illinois may, they haven't done it yet. It's in a bill. But they may. join the great state of New Jersey in having people be banned from pumping their own gas. I was like that.

I like to have someone pumping my gas. I think. You don't like someone pumping your own gas? I do. And I tell you what, nothing I enjoy more than having my nozzle get in right into pumping. What are you by caffeine now? Is that what you get

Is that why you get manicures? Holy cow. We got to talk about the McCaffey video. But only on the podcast, though. Wow. That's a conversation that we need to have to our true fans. And to adults. And adults.

And adults. So this is for... I think this is a perfect sad way to say that you should be subscribing to chew the fact. There's no question about that. Because the conversation we're going to have with subscribers. Oof. I want to know if you get manicures if that's the reason.

Are you getting any cures? I mean, wow. I will say that the first time I, when I lived up in Pennsylvania, and we lived right there in the corner because I took the train in and out of Manhattan every day. And the train was in Trenton, New Jersey, which is right there. Just right there. It was the 601 Express got you into Penn Station about 710. Seven and a half.

So it's a little over an hour. Express. Oh. All right. That's with three stops. The 601 Express is with three stops. So it's a little over an hour getting into Penn Station without any extra delays. But the afternoon, if you take just a regular train with not, if you take a non-express train where you're making regular stops, that's an hour and 30, hour and 35.

So you had to be the suitors at what time? Nine Eastern. So what time did you board the train? 601 Express, baby. You're on the, so you're waiting for the 601 to show up. I mean, it's... And get you there at 7. Usually pulls up about 555-ish.

People bored. Get on and go. And then go. I didn't, honestly, I know this, it's going to be a shocker. But I thought it was going to be like a 10, 15 minute train ride. Yeah, do. And that's with three stops. Three stops, right?

The Express, yeah, three stops. Wow. Stop at... Why do people live up? I can't do that. Oh, it's nice, though. How long did you do it? You get used to the train ride is your time.

You told me that's when you did. You work. It's your time. It's your time. Headphones, computer. It's your time, man. I can see that being something. You know, it's nice to look out the windows.

Yep, hey, there's Sikakis. Okay, back to work. There's what? Sikakis, New Jersey. That's one of the stops. What is Sycaccacus, New Jersey? It's a stop. Yeah, but what is there?

Secaucus. It's a beautiful stop. Is it? It's a beautiful stop. I feel like you give me the political answer. No, it's a great stuff because you can stop there and then you can hop another train and it'll take you to the stadium.

Okay. Watch the Giants and the Jets will take you there. Okay. It'll take you know right there. Then you can stop and you can stop at the next one which is for Newark. I know Newark. Newark which is tremendous.

I mean you get off at Newark and just there's... So my uncle lives and lives there. I was looking at an apartment in Newark. I ever tell the story when I was looking at an apartment in Newark? You get to park. They charge you for the apartment and they charge you to park.

Now you don't have to pay to park. park outside of the fenced-in parking room. But you don't want to do that. But it's in the block vehicles? Yeah. Okay. The lady was like, what time you leave for work in the morning? I'd probably leave, you know, 4.35 o'clock.

Oh, you should be fine. Wait, why would I? I opted not to move in there. Anyway, plus it was a big high-rise. I've never lived in a big, like I've had lived in apartments and rented houses. Like condos kind of thing. But I've never lived in a high-rise building. and walking down the hallway in that building, man.

Ooh, thank you. Anyway, so. What were we talking about? When I first moved up there, all right? When I first moved up there, there's a gas station right there by the train station. There's a gas station right there by the train station. So that's where everybody gets their gas, right? I mean, you pay, and when you take the train, you pay to park in the garage.

You don't want to try to find a place to park in, you know, around Trenton, and then walk up to the train station. No? No. Okay. No, you want that garage parking. So you pay for that. So you pay for the garage and the monthly pass on the train.

Oh, my gosh. I'm paying for that? Yes. Things are starting to add up quickly. They add up quickly, my friend. What's my next place? Quickly. For the seat?

So the gas station right there, that's Sonoco station right there. Just out right there on Trenton is still in New Jersey. I never get the first time I pulled in to get gas and I pull up and I'm used to, you know, Pennsylvania. South pumping. Florida, yeah, you get out, you pump your gas. I get out and they go, oh, oh, I don't. I mean, do you want to talk? Sir, sit at the, for favor.

Thank you. That's what I heard. I'm like, what? I'm just trying to pump my gun. No, no, no, no, no, no, no to take, no, no, no talk. And I look around. And I, the one guy goes, you don't have to pump your gas here, you stupid idiot. Yeah, you didn't say that, but that's what I, that's what it was.

It's a foreigner. That was what he meant. I read between the lines of his. That's what we do here. And that's, I read between the lines of him saying, dude. You can't pump your own gas. That was our first, too, when I went to New York for the first time we stopped and, like, get back in the vehicle, Signor.

So, I mean, there's... So you like that or you don't like that? You get used to it. No, that's not what I asked. You get used to it. See, I feel like you dodging my question. Do you like to self-pump or someone to pump you? Depends on my mood.

Thank you. So I suppose we have to talk about the great day that was yesterday. It's your favorite state. I know. Florida. And the only sport that is really watched in Florida is... The Redneck holiday. Daytona 500.

I know. AKA Daytona Day. So... I know. We have to talk about it. I said Daytona 500. Then it was canceled. They're running it today.

They postponed it yesterday to finish it up today because of the weather. Oh, really? So I don't know if Trump was going to make another stop. Oh, well, he kind of. Today. I don't think he's going to do that. Today is actually President's Day. If you're listening live, the 17th of February 2020.

And by the way, nice who do you to join us? You know, someone in this other, in this company decided not to come in today. I know, thank you. And thank you. It's President's Day. It's a holiday. Shut up. Is it?

But is it really a holiday? You're supposed to be happy. I mean, I got my president's tree up. Me too. But I decided that even with the tree up, you subscribers are more important than a holiday. Okay. So what person is coming to visit you tonight?

Well, that would be a good question for President's Day. If any president could visit you at night, which one would it be? While I'm sleeping or come to the house for dinner or? Come in the house for dinner? Is it late night? Is it early? It's the evening. It's the daytime. Are we croaking out back? Well, if we croaking, I think that leaves the first half of the president's only coming over.

Why? I don't think no one in the modern president should know how to croquet. I disagree. Everyone knows how to play croquet. Everyone knows how to play croquet. They may not play it well. Well, everyone knows how to play. Okay. Do you know how to play croquet? No.

If I set up a croquet set in your backyard, I could teach you how to play croquet in less than a minute. Okay. And I'll take that. Just have to hit the balls there, there, there, there, and back come around. Can I quote you on that? Yes. Okay. Yes, you can.

Yes, you can. All you do is hit the balls through there, through that rack, through that rack, and back to this rack. First one to go through two racks. No, the first one to go through one, two, three, four, five, so at least six racks. Well, that's a lot of racks. Our back to, back to President Trump yesterday at Daytona 500. By the way, that was an entrance.

I will say how tremendous was the day for the airport is right next to you and if you've never been to Daytona like what are you doing with your life but it's literally it's airport track right and the way that that pilot brought that plane in of course I mean that's why they did it like that and then he no no no but like I'm telling you it's like the way that the the Air Force one came in it was like picture perfect and the pictures that came out of it are just fascinating aren't they though they are I know they're so fascinating some people change Twitter pictures. Twitter cover pictures. I'm so fascinated. You mean what do I mean?

What do I mean? Here's the picture of the beast on the track. Because like when the White House tweeted all the pictures, I was like America in one picture. Right? I mean, the beast, the NASCAR, the flag. The flag at the NASCAR track behind them. Come on.

The secret service car trailing behind and the Pace cars and the other NASCAR drivers behind me on the track. The beast was the pace car. No, not really, though, because the base car is still out there. Don't bog me down with facts. The picture actually has the base car. You know what? I'll let the officials tell you what it is.

All right, President Trump paste the field. Oh, thank you. Thank you. He asked for an officials radio. But the actual base car was there. You keep going. I'm just telling you, the actual, the car that you're going to see on the road.

That's the actual NASCAR paste car. Scott for the Daytona 500, 2020. Yeah, the beast. That's right there. The president is inside the limousine and he's riding around. Paste the field and then he asked for an official's radio to

all the drivers and crews. And what are you going to say no? Then he has it. The driver, this is President Trump. It was an honor to open the Daytona 500. Have a phenomenal day. Have a great grace. Be safe. God bless you. We love you.

All right. I mean, to the drivers. Which, by the way the drivers did not know that was going to happen. So I can't find the audio for it, but the drivers were talking to each other. They were like, wait, he's still on the track? What does he do it? You got to love our president.

So the drivers were like all giddy, you know, to find out that president. The guy's got the beast of the track. Just let him drive around for a little bit. He did. He drove one lap. He didn't drive up on the top, though. Oh, no. He didn't drive the beast up on the top.

You do not get close to that. By the way, like the amount of security. Security, like, you know, Secret Service was like a little freaked out. Oh, man. Because not only you're there. I know. Presum don't want to talk to everybody. Right.

And he was in the middle of like all these right necks in the middle of the track. Whoa, whoa. Because you got like, the true fans are in the middle of the track. Those people, and those are another real famous. He has watched masses. Yeah. Those are the people that are going down to the E terminal. Yes.

Absolutely. Those are the guys that got the tickets from the scalper outside. The true fans are in. the middle of the track and that's where Trump wanted to be. Yes. That's where I mean, that's where you go. Yes. And so, you know, whatever, good for him. It was awesome. It's fitting that it was rained out. Wait, what does that? Let's say that. What? You work for the New York Times now? I'm just saying. It doesn't surprise me that yesterday would be, you know, a day where that would be

rained out. Postponed. Don't shake your head at me. Well, no more audio. We don't have any more interviews of Trump because he was taking pictures with everybody. He was being interviewed by everybody. We saw him being interviewed by one lady. I mean, is Melania like invisible to these people? She is. There was one interviewer that was, I mean, there's a lady, Donald

Trump, Melania. And she's doing an interview. You usually throw, at least you throw the first lady a bone, right? Thank you. I mean, if you want to throw her a siren, you could do that too. Anyway, so she's just standing there. Thank you, Chris. Well, Mr. President, of all the events,

that you can attend. Why did you decide to come here today to the Great American Race? Pause us for just a second. It really is the great. Before we get to that, and we can just pick it up right where it was. But I just want to what you're listening for, though, is the great question and comments to and from Melania. Okay. Got it. Got it. Okay. Great American race. It really is the Great American race. And I look at this as almost a patriotism kind of thing. It's incredible. The people are incredible. We love the area. We love the state and it's a very exciting. You know, I've been here four times before as a civilian, and now I'm in a different capacity. We love NASCAR and we love the people of NASCAR.

And you mentioned you have been here before, the last time, though, back in 2001. So what is it about NASCAR that you enjoy personally? I think it's really the bravery of these people. I mean, these are very, you know, they do all the safety things and everything, but it's, it takes great courage to speed. What do you think? It's really the technology. You look at what's happened just over the last 10 years with the cars. I love to see it. I love to watch it. Okay, so inquiring minds want to know. Question number three. As the president, are you allowed to drive your own car? Well, you know, I'm not, but I think I'm going to really, right now, if I can, I'm going to hop into one of these cars and I'm going to get into this race, if possible.

You hear her to hear first. Yeah, I love the idea. Thank you for being here, enjoy your time. Great honor. Thank you. Chris? Wait, we didn't have time? We didn't have time to get to Melania? Well, Jamie's talking to me. She said, Chris? Yes, Jamie. She's throwing it back to the show. Back to the show. Thank you, Jamie.

No, but we wanted to talk to Melody. Yes, she's gone. They already walked away. They already walked. Nothing. I mean, not even. Melania, enjoying the race. She's enjoying your time here.

All beautiful. Oh, she looked horrible. Oh, my gosh. She looked horrible. She looked great. She's let herself go. I noticed that she's let herself go. I'm sorry, but are we not recording a show?

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. matter because they're remodeling here at the Mercury Studios and it doesn't it doesn't matter what matters is another time frame in in this building if say let's say we were recording between the hours of nine and noon Eastern yeah it'd be perfectly quiet I don't know why that is but it just would be but let's say we're recording now you know for those of you watching live I'm sorry for those you watching live here. Actually, a guy just came in and turned off all the cameras.

No, he didn't turn them up, he turned him back on. He was making sure that they were on. So you're watching live. No, he literally made sure that they were all on. I don't know what you're talking about. So on the 17th of February 2020. So those of you watching and listening live when you hear the construction, you know that it's not between the time of 9 a.m.

and noon Eastern. So, I mean, I'm just saying you know that when you hear all the construction going on and stuff banging around, you know that it's not between that time frame. But it... So you can figure out why that would be on your own time, because this is chewing the fat time.

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Eyeheart radio. Spotify, Google Podcasts, Radio.com. There's a plethora of platforms that you can subscribe to chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher on. Hashtagg, not SoundCloud. Just saying.

Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. I noticed you, hey, you were so giddy about talking about Trump at the race that you didn't play the political music. It was not. I noticed you didn't play the gentleman tied your engines, thank God.

No, because that was, that's something that you actually, I was there more for him talking to the crew and then you were the one who brought up the Jamie question. Yeah. So, because you were upset. It's amazing. Yeah, it is. She's like, I feel like this is the I don't know

that many of first ladies, but I feel this is like the first and the first lady is not addressed to. Now, that could be from, that could be from the first lady's office. Right. And maybe Don says, hey, you know, maybe Don says, we're coming up, there's going to be some questions to leave Melania out of it. Yes, it could be, we don't know the full story.

It could be where the first lady office says, hey, she just don't. And I see that from Melania because she doesn't like the spotlight. Right. And look, she's at NASCAR. Look, Melania, how are you enjoying yourself? No. No.

I freaking hate being here. We're on our way to Mar-a-Lago. I don't know why we had to stop. Exactly. The air is dirty. I just want to get back on Air Force One, but he wanted to stop and say, I'm going to start your engines and see the Great America.

Americans that are here at NASCAR. Yeah, yeah. I mean, she's not going to say that. No, no. But I feel like it's more of, I don't, I hope it's not us forgetting about the first lady. I hope it's the first lady's office saying, hey, no questions. She's out. She's just there.

She's there. She's with her husband. She's with the president. Move on. Yes. Donald gets a spotlight. We talk to him. If he refers to her, then she'll say so.

Yes. Then say something. Yes. I'll give you that. Which I kind of. It does seem like it could happen. Yes. I could see that happening because of who she is and who he is.

So. Yes. Yeah. Anyway, I just noticed that, you know, it was a great observation. You were so, you know, in love with, you know. I am, dude, yesterday. I'm a day total of 500. I'll tell you, if you can follow me on social media, you can see the full coverage.

Which I didn't know that, Jeffrey, you brought this up, but the race never stopped. There was no ending to this. the race. So I kind of failed that reporting. So I was covering the $2,500, but I just covered the first hour. I just can't watch people going in a circle for 500 miles. Well, first of all, they're on a racetrack. Yeah, turning left. That's what NASCAR is. Yeah, turn left. Unless they're trying right with the crash, which is what we're, you know. Everybody's hoping for that. I mean, no, they're not. Everybody's hoping they saw him crash up into the air. He comes the tire.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's like baseball. It's like, oh, I got it. No, you don't want to. I got it. Hold on. Hey, hey, hey, I got this one. It looks as though he thinks he's going to catch the tire coming from Carr 72.

But instead, the tire clutches him. I mean, you don't want to catch tires. Oh, you don't want to catch a tire. No, you don't. Although I want to be the one reporting saying, absolutely. You know, it looks like he thinks he's going to catch the tire, Bob. Oh, he caught it.

But another way he wanted it. You do not want to get it. And it's fascinating watching the pit crews and the, you know, I get it, but. Don't worry about us. Don't worry about us. I want to apologize to Elton John, too. We made fun of them at the Oscars for a breathing heavy. And he couldn't hardly, you know, we remember we were talking.

talking about him at the mic saying congratulations to him and Bernie and he was he was out of breath and we talked about not running to the microphone and stuff apparently he wasn't it wasn't running to the microphone he was sick he went back to New Zealand because that's this past week and this weekend he was performing and he was diagnosed with walking pneumonia before the show and he still said I got to put on a show there's Elton John for you that's the band true the trooper that is Elton John. I still got to put on a show for you.

Not that he needs the money or anything. This is the last show, the last tour of Delton John at 72. He's got to get back to his family. Which is episode 299 when we talked about this. Yeah, okay. And I want to apologize because, so last night he's doing his show. And he can't, I mean, he's in the middle of his show. And he told the audience before the show started,

Hey, I've got walking pneumonia and, uh, you know, I don't, I don't, I'm back in my back last night, free flight. Zero. Uh-huh. I can't, I can't breathe.

I can't. Sir Elton? I can't sing. You back in my back last night. Reflight. Ah! I can't. I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't sing. I lost my voice. Uh. I can't do it, no stop. Quit starting the song up again.

I can't because I got to go. I'm sorry. I got to wipe the tears on anything. Oh, there was a tear. Yeah, he appeared. It appeared. Oh, there was a tear. What I did, though.

I appeared to cry, so it made everybody think that I was sad. And then I got hauled off. Did we lose him? No. We didn't lose him. But he just, you know, he's busy recuperating. which by the way so

hopefully there's nothing serious yes I was going to say hopefully there's nothing serious right because he's Elton John I mean holy cow we cannot no we do not wish anything bad Think about that No think about that

We lose Sir Elton John I don't want to think about that But go ahead If we lost him I think that's why he probably Remember on his speech backstage Where CTF got the back head back behind the scenes axis he said that his main goal access sorry sorry it's just this

lad knows behind me he's trying to piss me off I know me too um but he did say that his one mission was to get a hubby the Oscar yeah now he's sick yeah he got this be could be a you know when those people there are an elderly age they start meeting there's only 72 yeah like I said elderly age and start meeting their, you know, the bucket list, start crossing out items from the bucket list. I'm pretty sure Elton has crossed off quite a bit on that bucket list. Well, he just crossed one off last week when he got Hubby an Oscar.

So. And the kids, he has made to a point of saying, I love you, Daddy, loves you. So I'm saying, you know, so have we lost any celebrities recently? Because remember, they all die in threes. Elton's going to be alone, though. Oh, he's going to want to break this. He's already, when Elton goes, we're not grouping Elton into the other three.

No way. So for those of you keeping track of home, we just killed Elton. Well, I'm just saying that if he were to go, if and when he goes, it's going to be Elton John. It's not going to be. Elton, along with Bill Curtis,

the guy that played drums in 82, no. And Beatty White. Right. Oh, will Betty White get lumped in with Elton? No. Elton is on his own. He stands alone. He stands alone.

He's not getting grouped into three. Betty White and Elton. No. Betty takes a lead. Are you out of your mind? No way. You don't. Okay.

Let's put it on the record. Let's put it on the record. I believe. That's not a chance. That when. Elton John. Elton John or Betty White dies. Betty White gets more coverage than Elton John.

No way. Really? No. What do you mean? Really? No way. Okay. No, I'll give you.

What do you give me? I'll give you that if Elton and Betty were to go within a week of each other. Okay. That you may be able to say who's next. Because those two are- Powerhouse. Yeah. But I'm saying even no to that.

I mean, I don't even want to give you that, to be honest with you, because Elton stands alone. Elton stands alone. So you think when if we lose, if we lose Elton John, when you're going to, when you do you feel about Betty White? Betty who? Spits on Betty White. Oh, I hope he's nuts. He loses his freaking...

I've got glasses older than Betty White. Elton John. It's away from me. You're talking about Betty White with Elton John. Stop it. All right, one quick thing on the Royals, before we wrap it up for today, I just wanted to say that, you know,

I know that Megan and Harry are all happy and laughing and smiling, and we're seeing great West Coast pictures of them, but I did see a good. great article over the weekend that talked about American media begins to turn on freeloading Prince Harry and

Megan Markle. So the grass may not be as green as you thought over here. It's all I'm saying, Harry and Megan. Maybe it's not quite like you thought it was going to be. Well, you know, you have to remember they're starting their new life with debt already if you think about it because you have to pay

back all those taxes on remodeling. So whatever they're making And now they have to pay to the queen and to the people of, you know, whatever. They go down, they make a couple of speeches. They show up. They glad they have a couple of people. That's a million. That's one million.

A few million. That's like I said, one million. Like a few million. No, I think one is less than few. Yeah. I know math is not your thing, but one is less than few. Speaking of math. Oh, here we go.

Speaking of math. This is one more thing. Speaking of math. Nobody caught this, so I'm going to let you in on something here. Oh, here we go. Yeah, on the podcast. Yeah. On the podcast.

Okay, so the clip of Michael Bloomberg, where he's talking about farming, and it was all over this weekend. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's talking about anybody could be a farmer. You just put the seed in the dirt. You cover it up. He puts some water up and then up grows the corn.

And he's more to that baby. No, no, not to Michael. I mean, he told anybody, then we had the industrial age and you just put a lathe on it. Anybody could just stand there and shovel that with the numbers. I mean, that was his, By the way, why you call them Michael? Okay, so.

It's Mike. Are you in with Mike? I mean, I call it Michael so he knows that it's me. Oh, sorry. I didn't, I mean, if I called him, Mike as just like one of the crowd, and I'm way above that. Yeah. Way above the crowd.

Okay. The guy that has attention to the offense and. So, so anyway, in that speech, that clip, no, it talked, Pat played it this morning. Mm-hmm. Then they played it on Glenbeck program. Probably going to be played in a reason why it matters too. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, of course. Nobody has caught the fact that in that when he's talking about the numbers, he talks that there's one point in there where he says, 1.98%. And I am not, like I said, math is not my thing, but I've never heard 1.98%. 1.98%. So he starts a thought.

What he really was doing is starting a thought of one point and then he decided 98%. But I mean that's a Jeff Fisher math. That is a Jeff Fisher math. 1.98%. So I'll be playing that on Chewing the Fat Unleashed for Pat Gray on Wednesday.

I'm sorry, what's the title? Chewing the Fat Unleashed. Okay. I like it. Pat can call the show whatever he wants, but when I'm on... It's Chewere the Fat Unleashed. Play low. I don't know why that's a big surprise.

1.98%. I like it. So the next time you hear that when you're listening to the other shows and you listen to them on replay. Why do you make those faces when you talk about the shows? No, I'm just saying.

Like right now, if you're saying like people are watching you right now, they're watching your face. So why are you making that face? I don't know, I've got a Twitch or something. Oh, you got a Twitch? Okay. It's a medical thing.

Are you making fun of my? You know, I am. I am making fun of your medical thing. So would you happen to hear, let's say you cat, Which, you know, I wouldn't be surprised if, you know, Stu does America. Yeah. Puts it on his silly little show.

I don't think Stu's doing that. No, he only did it this morning on the Glenn Beck program with Pat. I don't know why he would do that on his show. He wouldn't do that. If he has you on tonight, maybe you could do his show. No, he doesn't want me on a show. Oh, wait. I thought, I saw you guys talking outside.

Yeah, yeah, I was saying, hey, Stu. Just throw a brother of bone. And he said, Who are you again? So, I mean, that's why it is. At one point, Stu knew my name. Then I realized how much I really hate himself. It doesn't really matter.

I'm glad that he doesn't know who I am now that I think about it. Oh, we got a, oh, we got McCaffee too. How much we don't. We got time. No, we don't. We got time. We don't because it's going to be. Definitely got time for this.

It's going to be, it's going to put the show. Nobody wants to listen to this show well over an hour. We're already at 50 minutes. Have you seen your comments? What can the show be longer? Let's give them one story. Either McCaffey or whatever you got going on back there. Because usually you have like stories that you're never going to get.

I got a ton of stuff here. So do we do McCaffey? How do we do your stories? No, we tease McCaffey. We got to do McCaffey because McCaffey is. So he tweeted out a reason. He's a listener. He is.

And he said as a guest in our show a couple of times a year. I love him. When we ever get him on the right frequency of the boat. Right. And I agree with him about... Careful, because we're about to play something. So don't give numbers out. Because if you say, I agree about 50% of what he said,

and people listen to this clip, they're going to be wondering what 50% you're going to agree on because there's stuff that on the fence, there's stuff on the fence. I just want to say that. You're right. You're right. We like McAfee.

Let's put it that way. I do like. The program, Welcome to Maccalfee. I do like McCaffey. McAfee, McAfee, whatever. Something with coffee. Whatever.

You know, wherever he's got his boat and his people floating around the world somewhere. Avivating tax. And I will say that, dude. Do not tell me. to stop. Do not tell him to a second because this is gold.

What are you talking about? I thought you can say do it stop with the phone and the video. Oh no, I don't care about that. Okay. No, I don't want him to continue with that. Yeah, I want him to continue.

I would say for you, for your health, for his health. Uh-huh. Oh, they have to crack in cocaine? Maybe it's, yeah, maybe.

Cut. Whatever you're doing, cut that by half and then cut it by another half. Don't cut it by half. No. That's tough. You're going to really, really. Okay.

Riggumortis? That's what you're going to say? Regimortis? You start cutting things in half, bro. That's, oh, I mean, that's, they don't even do that to you in rehab for the first couple days. But, um. By the way, this conversation is only for men.

But ladies. No, it's, it's for ladies too, but I was to say it is for adults. Adults. Yes, this is when you grab your AirPods. Adults. And you put them on your ear. If you were not prepared for an adult. McCaffee.

Uncensored. Because we've had him on censored. I know we have. And you guys remember, we let them. I don't know that we want this uncensored. No, no, this would not be uncensored. We're going to censored the big words. But I'm going to leave enough so you can understand what we're talking about.

Okay. Yeah. But this would definitely this. I was saying it does sound where I was headed with this originally by cutting things down a little bit. It does sound that perhaps he's been stuck on the boat for a long time. So he's doing a smoking. Oh. And then if you're smoking crack.

and smoking other substances on top of the cigarettes. It tends to affect your throat. Can I quote you on that? Yes. Manicures. Why do we get them? Well, I get one every fucking week and have for 55 years. Why?

Because when you meet a woman at a bar or wherever, the first thing they look at is your face. Are you a handsome mofo? Secondly, do you have the seductive charisma necessary to get this woman into bed? But far more important, they look at your damn hands. You've got grease and grit under your fingernails.

Not only are you not going to be invited inside. You're not in the touch. Fact of Life. It ain't rocket science. Please, God, wake up. my fellow brothers but pedicures that's the issue

why do men get pettacres I get one of damn weak why because if you get manicures frequently

you're gonna feteen times as many as everybody else and very soon you will made a woman who is into fissing fissing you suck more

who gives a it's a fisting and like every other sexual act with the same person it gets boring very fucking quickly so when that woman

says here's what's next and you have to show your feet and they are not buffed and manicured. Well, I'm sorry to say, there won't be a next. So, my brothers, get yourself manicured every week. And once you have transitioned into real sex, get yourself pedicured as well. And thank you my brothers

dude for this any questions we cannot air that any questions on why you should manicure and pedicure not air that if you have questions

about being manicured and pedicured and he did give you his answers and his thoughts on why you needed to get a manicure

and a pedicure. Do you agree? At least once a week. Do you agree? That is the question. And thank you, my brothers, for listening.