Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 307 | There's a Difference Between a Dirt Bag and a Criminal

Episode Date: February 19, 2020

The show starts on a sad note, we lost Rapper Pop Smoke and Jeffy didn't have time to properly honor his life. Chick Fil-a employee find $900 and returns the money to the person that lost it. Harvey case continues as the jury asks for the judge to define a couple of definitions. The Most Stuf Oreo joins the show as Jeffy does another SPOONS segment and the results are in! The show once again finishes by reviewing the latest episodes of 911 Lone Star, The Prodigal Son, and Deputy. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We'd love to talk. Business. And now, a Blaze Media podcast. We lost them. We lost them. I don't want to... Yeah, we need this. It's not really worth a retro.

Well, I don't want to say anyone's life is not worth a retrospective. I'm just not... I haven't written a retrospective yet on this. So you select an hour space. Today, I just got the news. It's breaking news. I can't be expected to... What news happens?

That's right. Two in the fat record. It was happened. So, we go back to sad. Well, I'm recording, but it's sad. So, I mean, I don't know what I want. I don't know if I want the breaking news man on the street or it's sad news. Is it possible to do both?

It is possible to do both if you put them on different channels in them. I don't know if you're not at work the computer, but you can play them both at the same time. Breaking news here on Chewing the Feltles. Go out of the street to Jeffie. Jeffie, you're reporting breaking news. It's somewhat of sad news, so we're playing some sadness as well as our breaking music here. That's right. Jeff, thank you for a thousand it to me.

It is sad news. We just got breaking. Okay, we can't make fun of it anymore. All right, because we lost them. Murdered in his, in a home invade, what's being described as a home invasion. However, however, Nikki Minaj. Whoa, we lost her?

Oh, my. No, Nikki Minaj posted. No, we did not lose Nikki. Mickey Minaj posted a cryptic message saying that the Bible tells us that jealousy is as cruel as the grave. Can I call her on that? Yes, you can't because she posted it.

So it leads you to believe that she has inside information because the police are reporting that this was a home invasion and didn't have anything to do with jealousy. It was someone that, well, it had something to do with jealousy. something I want and I'm going to come and get it. Rapper Pop Smoke. I'm sorry?

Rapper Pop Smoke. Yeah, what's his name? Yeah, I can't pop smoke here because we inside a building. Ratcher, rapper Pop Smoke. They tell me to go smoke something? At the age of 20. Oh, Jeff, you shouldn't be joking around this.

I'm not, I'm not joking. I'm saying we lost them. Why did you talk, making fun of his name? Pop Smoke. I'm reading you the headline rapper pop smoke home invasion we lost them I mean I don't need to say anything more it's sad sad day put that back on the right channel yeah almost got it definitely you're lucky I can remember I can put it to the right track thank you I was in track one and seven so I'm I'm torn between this next

story. Oh, no. I'm torn between, hey, good job, or what do you think of man? All right. The audience decide. They can call 88-7-27-B-C-K. All right. If you're watching or listening live on the 19th of February.

I give the wrong phone number. 2020. 888-90-33-93. Or 888-7-B-C. Either way. If you want to call 727 Beck, go ahead. Somebody may pick it up. somebody might. But if you want somebody to pick it up, 888-90-33-93.

So someone lost $900. Oh, why do we know? Because an employee turned it in. Why do we know? It was that Chick-fil-A. Oh, okay. Never mind. I'll take it back. And someone left $900. And the Chick-fil-A employee while cleaning the dining room found the 9-4.

$800. And instead of doing what some might do, like sweep it into the little dust pan and then take it over to the trash and then deep pocket in that bad boy just before you dump it into the trash. You put it on the different color trash bag. Then you just put like not wet trash. And then you remember that you're going to put it all in the back in the dumpster. That's too much. For $900.

Just sweep it into the dust pan. Oh yeah. You know what? Fisher. Go over the trash can. No. No. So you tell me $900 is not worth it.

The guy that... You want me to go there? What do you mean? You want me to go there. Go where? Go there. Of that $900 is beneath you. I spit on 900 bucks.

No, I didn't say that. I've just said that's too much. I pee. I pee $900 every morning I'm coming to the studios. That's how you sign you lead this. From your 10 foot tall fence with a... separate entrance for the help and stairs. And I will say that if this particular person, Chase,

was going up the back stairs at the Fisher household in $900, he better turn that crap back in. I'll tell you that right now. So he can't deep pocket that one? He can't deep pocket that. No. There's no dustpan at the Fisher House going to hold that. No.

Man, do I wish I had Chase at the house? Why did you mean? I chased the bank? No, chase the workers. You never say his name until you just now? I certainly did. You weren't listening. Oh, okay. Sorry.

So you want a chasing your house. You're busy trying to, you spit out $900 with your 10 foot fence. That's what I hear. From your ivory tower. I'm just saying congratulations. Yes, good job, Chase. And we appreciate you founding the money because if you were the one who lost the $900 You definitely would want someone, if it be Chase or someone to, oh man, I cannot believe I dropped

900 bucks. That's the best way to lose money because you know the Chick-fil-A people, they're not normal. My pleasure. My pleasure. Oh, the Chick-fil-A cult? Yes. Yeah, the cultist said Chick-fil-A. Yeah, do I hate them?

Oh, I hate them for being so nice. Yes. And so... I spit on them every time they say my pleasure. They're all so nice. They're all so nice. They really are. They're sickening.

They really are. Sickening. That's why I could never bring myself to tell them my real name. Wait. What name do you tell them? I have a couple of names that I tell them. I was going to say, do you have more than one name? I do, but the one that I normally use.

Can we know some of those names? I'm curious. And I bet you the audience is curious too. And now that you have addressed it, if I don't ask you, hey, Jeffrey, can you let us know at least one of your names, they're going to email you. So do you prefer emailed or do you prefer? No, I'll tell. Okay.

I'll tell them. They can email Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com any time they want. But. He's not going to read those emails, by the way. Absolutely, I will. It does not true. That is not true. I read them and then I send them to them.

That's not true. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Usually at, if I go to stores where they want my name, It's usually Howard. Why? I don't know. It's just I don't want to give him my real name. Is that Howard the Duck or Howard Stern?

Howard Hughes. Howard Hughes. You don't even know who he is. I was going to ask if he's a singer. He at one time was the richest man in the world. Okay. Howard Hughes. Just let you know the more you repeat it.

Howard Hughes. Is that good a good? What about if I holler? Yeah, try it. If I raise my voice. Yeah, try it. Howard Hughes. Oh, yeah.

one of the richest men in the world. Thank you at one time. One time. Yeah. Sorry. My one, I'm not going to tell you my one because that's the one I always use that my daughter calls me. And that's our, that's our little, that's our little secret name.

Is it that yuppie, yuppie, yupy, uh, no. Guppie? Is it not yupe? Is it Gupy? No. It's a, it's an actual name. It's just a name. But it's our little, it's our little secret.

Can you tell me of fair? It's our little secret. Can you tell me of fair? Maybe someday. No, like just turn off your microphone and tell me. I could do that. Yes, you could. Are you going to do it?

Let's take a breath for a minute. Oh, Smith? I didn't say that. Okay. I didn't say that. I like Smith. You don't look like a Smith to me, though. You don't look like a Smith.

Oh, by the way. Your daughter and you can't come up with some more creative? That's not the point. Like Chantiqua, Shanisha, Luquisha. You know what? The next time I have to use the name, I promise, I cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye, the next time that I'm with my daughter. Okay. And we go through a drive-thru or we go into a store.

Starbucks. Whatever. Yeah. And they ask for my name. She's going to be expecting me to say. Smith. And I'm going to say, Shaniqua. Not Fantasia?

Just Shinikua. By the way, Shaniqua is a strong name. I love Shaniqua. Cheniqua. I love that name. I do too. That is my go-to name when people say, what's your name? Shinikwa.

And the look I'm expecting is going to be tremendous. Oh. Shinikwa. Yeah. Actually, it's going to be more shocking. Like, whoa. Okay. And most of the places that ask you your name, they're woke.

They will not. I mean, they may get a quick look of surprise. Yes. After that, it's woke. It's no problem, Shinikwa. Yep. And down it goes. Oh my gosh.

I want to be there. Because there's no way they can say, what? Are you kidding? What? And if they say something, that's when you get your cheniqua on. I get walked back. That's when you go.

Walk back. Yeah. That's when you get your Shaniqua on. You take off your earrings and you go, excuse me? Chinquah. Excuse me? It's ma'am. Ma'am.

It's ma'am. Damn. But no, Sharniqua is a very strong name. I love Shinnikwa. So what is this what we're talking about? You don't need to try to. I have no idea. We are waiting out the jury, though.

I mean, we're still waiting on the jury. The Weinstein jury is out. Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty. I don't think so. I don't think so. Tomorrow's reading it yesterday. I think he's done. What?

I think he's like the whole shebang is not going to have. Oh, you're saying it's done guilty. Yeah. I hope that's true. It's done. No, no, I don't. I hope we put him in town square and stone him to death because he is just a terrible, horrible human being. He did a couple of things bad.

He's a dirt bag. We don't know that. Now, because of the Me Too movement, we now started to, we want to put dirt bags in jail. There's a difference between a dirt bag and a criminal. Yes. Sorry. There just is a difference between a dirt bag and a criminal. And by the way, yes.

There's a difference between a dirt bag and a criminal. Which one are you? Jeff Fisher. So, I'm sorry. Which one are you? I'm sorry. I can't. His headphones.

Which one are you? You can holler? You can, I can't. No. What if I speak louder? You can try. Which one are? Are you?

Yeah, no, I know. It didn't work. No, okay. So, they put a gag order on rotana. Right. That's what the judge said. Donna. My chambers.

Wait, is this a judge that was getting... Right now. Right now. It's a new one. That's another one. Oh, no. That's a new one. So, she wrote a...

They weren't supposed to have any... any talk with the press while the trial was on going. Which makes sense. So she didn't have any any dealings with any of the press, you know, except for that podcast. Oh. But she told the judge she didn't know what it was supposed to come out or what, you know, she did it a while ago. She did it a while ago. She wasn't sure when it was going to come out.

Was it before or after she got gagged? They claimed that it was, that she knew when it was going to come out. But I still think that she did, she actually recorded it prior to the gag. I have to double check that. That is true. If she was gagged after she did the podcast. She didn't know when it was going to come out, even if she didn't. Even if she didn't know.

Sorry. But then this weekend, you know, after the trial was technically over, we still had closing arguments and the judge had to tell the jury, you know, tell the jury what, what, you were your comments. There's the rules. Which that's key, though. She wrote a big op-ed for Newsweek. And the op-ed was, I mean, it was written, to me, it appears that it was written directly to the jury of this case.

She said it wasn't. She said, Your Honor, no. I believe her. It was just a, it was just a, you know, just an article, two juries overall, not to this particular jury. And she's a female, correct? Yeah, Donna Rotton. So we're supposed to believe him at all costs. I know.

And she says, but in the story, now I know that she was talking to just juries in general, but in the op-ed, she said the facts are facts. Harvey Weinstein is innocent. Did she put someone know that Epstein didn't kill himself? His fate hangs in the balance and the world is watching. The world is, she's right there. And I found out.

new news about what the defense attorney the one defense attorney said in the opening arguments this was probably out there so I don't know that it's actually breaking news we're in it for the first time roll with it roll with it go go go go go go we've got some more breaking news here on chewing the fat

because when chewing the fat records news happens we fight out from one of the original defense attorneys that I can't pronounce his name Damon Shaniqua Damon Cheniqua said in opening arguments.

We are not victim shaming. Victim is a conclusion attained only after trial. These are complaining witnesses. Back up to you, Jeff. I mean, that's true. Cheniqua's right. Yes. Damon Chinika is correct.

We skipped an armamentinghampton victims. Yeah. Without actually being a crime. Correct. Because to my understanding, in order to be a victim, a crime has to happen to you. The conclusion after the trial. Now you're the victim of that crime. If that person is guilty, you are the victim of that crime.

Like you stole my Oreo cookies. And now I'm a victim of not having Oreo cookies. I actually thought these were mine. But anyway, back to Harvey. And that's what they're saying, right? you're just a complaining. These people are complaining witnesses. They're not victims.

Basically, just call him. Just complaining bitches. It's just, just, that's awful. The district attorney is pissed though. Of course.

Oh, he is pissed. He wants her, he wants her censured. He wants the whole, shut up. Disbarred, the whole thing.

Right? How dare you censor? Right. It's just, tampering, the whole thing. I mean, he's after her heart. But it will be fascinating. And I said this before, and I'll say it again.

I was going to say, can you say it again? I'll say it again. Yeah. It's going to be really interesting if he's found not guilty. Can I court you on that? Yes. If he's found guilty of,

and he may be found guilty the way, when the jury asked yesterday, they sent a thing to the judge. I love when they do that. Within the first hour. I love when they do it because that means that they're really talking about it in the jury room. Yes. And there's that one person, Billy Bob.

So they asked for, right. Because I don't know if we talked about it yesterday. I don't remember either. Yeah. We did talk about it. We talked about it off the air. But I don't think we also mentioned yesterday that it had to be a unanimous decision. Right.

So if Billy Bob in the corner is saying, no, I don't believe him, then it's a hung jury. Or a couple. The first thing you do is in a jury, and I've been on a jury a couple of times. And as a four person, right? Yeah. So Mr. Four person, please elaborate what happens. First thing you do, you take a vote.

Yes. Let's see where we're at. Let's see where we're at. See where we're at. Seven to six. Why would it be? If we're seven to six, we're in any another vote. There's a problem.

We might as well order lunch because that's a big problem with if it comes back, seven, two, six. Oh, we're ordering lunch. Get the bailiff in here. So they requested legal definition of forcible compulsion, consent, rape in the first and third degree, and criminal sexual act. They also wanted an explanation of the law of why we may find the defendant guilty for predatory assault only and not other crimes. And they wanted the court to confirm whether we could find the defendant guilty of both counts. or what honestly this is a dumb jury all that tells me is that they didn't pay attention and oh no

it's not what it tells you and that they're trying really hard to be fair because they want to make sure that all the T's across right do we can check let's get it right the first time because he's already asked oh no that's registered stone never mind and that's what i've that's what i was uh a different case yeah because right you're asking for another trial that's what uh Well, look, if they can't come to a unanimous decision, the mistrial. I'll have a nice day. Get out of here. Yes, the mistrial. And then you get to try again. So, right. Now that's different than being found not guilty. Yes, yes. And then now the DA has to literally put up another case.

Whole thing. Go over again. And is it really worth it? For them, it will be against Harvey? Well, think about it. Yeah. They've already been made it looked like fools. Yes. And everything that we know about it has come out. Yeah. So the pool. The pool is already dirty. There's nothing new. And plus, the new trial, Harvey's in an electric cart, man.

He's not, he's an electric cart. He's got nurses around him. He's going to. The IV's rolling in. Harvey, you okay? No. No. It'll be incredible.

Now, if he's found guilty. Off of what he said. They're going to be, you know, burning Harvey, cardboard cutouts in the streets and they're not going to be literally burning Harvey although they would like to tell you that we'll be right back

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Wayne says, I never miss an episode. I drive a tractor trailer for the postal service eight hours a day. Welcome the ambassador of the United States Post Office. And chewing the fat is the first up on my podcast list every day. Welcome Governor of the United States Post Office. He's running a secret campaign. Oh, no. He said, I'm running, this is a quote from him.

I am running a secret campaign to get Jeffrey installed as the chairman of the chairman of the USPS board of governors, ASAP. He knows who we are. He's a listener. Wayne? I mean, I don't, thank you. There's nothing more I can say, but thank you. What is he doing?

Is he like, like? I don't want to say much more because I don't want to get Wayne in trouble. Is he at the water cooler? Man, that Jeffrey guy, he's such a great guy. Man, that Jeffrey guy, he does such a good job. and it goes to the other, you know, post,

man, that Jeffie guy. This place would be run so much better if this guy was on the board of governors. Jeffie guy, have you heard of that guy? He's, I think he's running. Yeah, that's what he's doing. And then he goes to the other post. Jeffie, have you heard of this guy trying to run for, like, governor of the United States post of him?

That's exactly what he's doing. I love him. That's exactly what he's good enough to send us, you know, that unclaimed mail? Right. We all know. No, I don't. I want the unclaimed man. No, you don't.

Don't tell me what I don't and I want. No, you don't. No, you don't. You don't want that. What do I want? As a future. As an ascending board of governors' member. I like that name.

We're not giving it to you. So get over the thought of getting it. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So lose your little attitude with the post. I didn't have no attitude with the post of it. No, you did.

No one supports the postal service more than I do. I mean, that's a, well, except for me. Oh, yeah. The show. This show? I can guarantee you no one who supports the U.S. Postal Service more than this show. Guaranteed. I think that's like, yes.

That's 100%. Thank you. Now, these Oreos that I have in front of me. Those are the new ones. I might as well go to the break room. You know, I went to the break room yesterday, and I did drink a, No, you did it. But you were so excited to talk about Russian spies.

And I was like, I'm already in the break room. I'm just going to talk to my man. But today, zero. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I've told you. We're checking the fridge and see if we're, what the hell? I've told you how good it feels when I drink a cold Coca-Cola zero sugar.

It's just, it's so good. I just know that I looked at the fridge or there's no milk. Oh no. I don't know that I can eat these Oreos now. Okay. See, you said that. I'll give it a shot. And you don't like, you would not like me to bring you the milk. Because that's how I brought you milk from my house,

you were upset. Because I'm a blue cap. Actually, light blue cap milk. And at your household. I don't even know why they sell that crud. That's not milk. At your household, you are a red cap. So these are.

are most stuffed. Most stuffed. These are not the double. Not the double. Okay, there's the thin. Yes, that's from the bottom. There's the regular. That's at the top.

Then there's the double. Then that's on top of that. Now we have most. That's on top of that. That's what this is. That is most. Most. Back, due to popular demand is the most voted cookie that they wanted.

You okay? Did you lose a cookie? Oh no. I wish y'all can see what Jeffrey is happening right now because he is frantic. We are taking a break. I was looking around and I realized that my phone wasn't here. And you blame me. And you blame me.

I did. You took it up, took it out of here. Nope. I picked up my phone. Yes, you're right. I did pick up a phone. But it was because I left my phone on your desk. So most stuffed Oreo cookie.

Most stuffed Oreo cookie. Most stuffed. No milk. No milk. It does. I'm trying to think, I wish I had the double here to feel. We should have them all. I mean, I appreciate what you're doing.

You could tell. You could tell if you look at it. You could tell what they doubled it up. You could literally tell what they double-o-oh. And don't, what do you turn? Like, weight it? No, I'm just checking it. No, you're trying to, like, hold, like, weight the cookie.

You know, I used to work for Nabisco. I don't know if I ever told you that. Yes, you've told us that many times. And I had to heard it for the last two days. Hmm. Oh, my gosh. It's too much, right? It's too much filling.

Like, the cookie to... No? The cookie to fill-in ratio, it's like the cookie... Perfect. The cookie gets lost. I will say That's why I think I had the double here Because I really do like the doubles

And you may Be right But it's way too much Again As with the thins yesterday Yeah I'm going to finish them I'm just not going to be happy about it

I will finish them I only give you three Well I know what the package has got to be in there though I don't know about that. I only brought three from the house. I put them in that little container, make sure no one touched them and put them on your desk. See, it's not bad.

I made three bites. Are you done with it? Yeah, three bites. Okay, three bites. I figured that was. Plenty? Polite. Wait, how do you eat your Oreos?

Oh, man, you put, if you, if I had a glass. No, no, no, no, don't shove the whole thing in your mouth. Don't. I do not. I'm just saying if there was a glass of milk, I do not want to see you shove the entire cookie. I really do, but I don't think the audience can handle it. They'll literally pull over and die.

If you're watching and listening live today, of the 19th of February, 2020. You take the Oreo up like this, you dip it right into a full glass of milk. Oh my gosh. Just dip it all the way. And you start, yes, because you want the milk, you put your fingers on the tip here like this, and you want the milk to just hit your finger,

like the upper the fingernail, so you do. And then that last, you let it sit there for a little bit, and then that last push, so the milk comes all the way up over the cookie. And then. Pick it up out of the milk. Uh-huh. Give it a little shake.

Let that excess milk drip off. More than two, you're playing with it. Give it a little shake. Again, more than two and you're just plain with it. Well, that's a little drip down a little bit. You just dunk it again? No, you just want one last little shake. Oh, okay.

Because you don't want to spill, drip it all over your shirt. and stuff. Are you sure? It's not like that's happened before. And then you just pop it in your mouth, baby. You thought I was going to do it, didn't you? I thought you were. I wanted to really bad.

I know you did? You know how difficult it is to bring an Oreo close to your mouth and not put it in there? How difficult? Very. But you conquered it. Good job. I did. Thank you. So, seriously,

do you really like it or do you feel I think I like the double better. Yeah. I haven't had the double. Maybe I'll buy double and bring it tomorrow. I think I like the double stuff better because it does have a tad bit more stuffing in the most stuffing. Wait, wait, what? I know.

Wait, wait. So the most stuffed Oreo cookie seems like it has too much stuff. Inside the cookie? It does have more stuff. More stuff in it. And it has nothing to do with the name, the actual way they're selling it. I don't know what you're saying.

Okay. Well, those riveting, Fisher, riveting take on the most filled Oreo cookie. Ready to go to space? Ready to kick it off? SpaceX announced a new partnership. They're going to send four tourists deeper into orbit than any private citizen in history has gone

where no man has gone before. and they announced that this is going to happen. We're not quite sure when it's going to happen. We're not quite sure how much we're going to charge you for it. But it is going to happen. Well, Tesla's been pushing off their launch of the first NASA actual astronaut in their shuttle to the space station. They've been pushing off for last week. Well, look, the first two, remember they?

The weather. Sorry, guys. The winners are blowing too difficult. Remember, a couple guys have already gone up and did the eight-hour stay. Yes. This trip is not going to go to the ISS, though. No. All right.

You don't get to drop off. You don't get to stop off and take a pee. You don't get to just, hey, how's it going? You don't get to see it. It's not the rest area up there in space, although that's what is turning into. Absolutely. The, you know, that cost 20 million. Oof.

The two guys that did that, that cost 20 million. I don't know, bro. You can quote me on that too. Although if I had an extra 20 million, yeah, let's do it. Absolutely. So that might be fun to do that. Then I see this, SpaceX story. Last town before Mars.

We've got a big fight going on down on the southern tip of Texas. So SpaceX is building the private spaceport at the southern tip of Texas. Good job. Right? Thank you. Now they, there's a problem. Oh, no. There's a problem.

Oh, no. There's a hole in this guy. Yes. Yes. Yes. No. No, it's not it. There's a hole in the, a small neighborhood of retiree age homeowners called Boca Chica Village.

Boca Chica. That's what I said. Boca Chica Village. They are, they don't want to sell. By the way, Boca Chica is Chick-Mouth. They don't want to sell. And most of the time, if you have a chick mouth, you're wanting to sell. Can I get a, I mean, can I?

Thank you. I mean, what? That's good. Can I quote you on that one? Because that's a good quote. Please give me that one more time. Please give me that one more time. Boka Chica is, you know,

mouth chick. It's chick mouth. Chick-mouth. And they don't want to sell. That's a surprise. Because most of the time, if you have chick-mouthed, You want to sell or something. I'm stupid.

So good, though. So good. You know, people are going to say that. So they're, I mean, they are, the old people. I don't know. You know, just because it's. Bocachia. Retiring village.

No one comes to retiring in Texas. They offered, in late last year, they offered to buy out everyone. Take. For safety reasons. I say we just, you don't want to move? No. problem. The rocket will be going off tomorrow morning. Oops.

Sorry. Didn't mean to singe your roof. By the way, how's it working up for those flying Indians? Do you want that? Right. Thank you. Do you want that or do you want us to just give you some money who'll make you flying retirees? So now they're taking them to court.

Oh, shut out. Because they want to be before as the eminent domain process starts, Oh, yeah. But I mean, the domain can only be used by the government. This is a SpaceX deal, right? Not a government. It's a private company. We give my man, Elon, a lot of money.

We do. So part of this deal, he's got to be getting government money. He only became a billionaire thanks to you and me. And by the way. If you want to actually get technical over Elon, do not bog me that. Do not bog me down with facts. All right, then I'll back it up.

Please back it up. Did you see that he's doing a new gig factory in Germany, which is it's going to be the new Tesla Gig factory for Germany to supply Tesla vehicles to Germany. There's a hole in the sky. Oh, no. Yes, because they have to tear

down the forest to build the gigafactory. There's a hole in the ground. Oh, yeah, Germany's tough. They have seas construction. He might as well just go next door. Man, I wish I knew geography. I could tell you, you know, a country that's next door to Germany and I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't. Africa? Oh, that's a continent. Yeah. Can tell me country in Africa? There's, I know South Africa is around here somewhere.

No, South is South Africa. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just don't even get me back on that. So, I would say, right, these people take as much money as you can right now. If Elon Musk. If Elon Musk's Fischer, if I'm giving you. Take as much as you can. $250,000.

Because when eminent domain comes in. You got a dollar. right if you're lucky you're right and our adjusters have said your house is worth $3,000 50 bucks what I just bought it for 500,000 hey sorry taking the Elon money Elon said he'd give you a million you wouldn't take it which by the way the Elon money is your money so he's just basically giving you your money back take it back and really now I have not been and I just want to be clear about this right now I have not been to Boca Chica Villa Chica Villa Chica.

To open mouth What is that? Is that what it is? Open mouth. Oh, yes. Open mouth chick. That's what I thought. Yes.

I speak Spanish. I haven't been there, so it might be beautiful. It may be a gorgeous, beautiful retirement place on the tip of Southern Texas on the Gulf of Mexico. Really? I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Uh-huh. There's other places on the Gulf of Mexico. Yeah.

Can I quote you? I feel like that is a quote that no one talks hardly enough about. But can I quote you? There's other places on the Gulf of Mexico. So you could take the money. Or? For your shack and Boca Chica. Open mouth chick.

That's what I said. And go somewhere else. And not have to put up with the headaches. Or? You say, Elon. Yes. I need. I need you to pay for the move too and have movers come in and take care of everything.

How about if I gave you $250,000? Ooh, this place is worth. $500,000? Oh, plus the move? Plus the move. Done. Beep, beep, beep. And by the way, by the woo, I mean, I'm not moving anything.

So just take the house. I don't know what I mean. Just take it. Take it all. I'm out. And if I want stuff, then I have the movers come in and take. That's what I'm saying. Pay for the move.

And then you sell... You back the truck in. You back the truck in and then you sell that? Dude, you're like up, up, up, up, up. It's just silly that they're putting up a fight. I realize, you know... Wait, you were not okay with the flying Indians, but now you're okay with a flying Bocachica?

Yes. Yes, I am. Because... I feel... I want to go on record as saying, I don't want them to move. I don't want eminent domain. I want those people in Bocca

to stand with their feet in the ground and stand strong with their arms crossed. This is America. This is where I want to live. This is where I want to live. This is where I decided to live. This is the property I purchased. No.

You're not taking my land. And then get singed to death when that rocket goes up with you. Wait, I thought the way. Honey, didn't we have some high biscuits bushes out here last night? Wait, why high spiscus? Hybiscous. I know, but why those?

I don't know. It's the only plan I could think of off the top of my head. Good. Good. Classy, though. Very classy. It's a red, beautiful flowers. They bird nice from that rocket fire, too.

So I was told that I had a minute and a half to do this segment. And if I didn't get it done in a minute and a half, I would just get cut off. Yes. So I want to remind you to, to subscribe to chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. Do that on whatever platform makes you happy. Go to the blaze.com slash podcasts, and it gives you a plethora of choices to choose from.

Just hashtag not SoundCloud. So subscribe to Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. A routine inspection in Gainesville, Florida, has come to a stop. Boom, stop, shut it down, close the house down, tape it up. They found six plastic, gallon-sized jars filled with...

Coronavirus. Human tongues. Human tongues. Come on down. Human tongues. Now, it was... Ronald Bowman, former pathologist for the University of Florida.

Come on down. And bring your six-gallon jugs a preserved human tongues. So, now, I mean, they just shut it down. They stopped all the work and they did everything. And now the police are like, well, he's been completely cooperative from the get-go. We're still working to verify the story, but there's no indication that he was trying to hide the tongues. Times have changed. Research rules were different a few decades ago, and professors today generally aren't allowed to take specimens out of the labs.

Really? So in Gainesville. Subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. There was one great line. Did I not tell you I was going to cut you off? I know, but I have like one line left. We did it faster. All right, let's redo that whole thing.

Ready? No, I'm not. We are not doing that. No, we're not. We are not doing that. I'll just tell you the line. You know what? Just the subscribers get the line.

Good. And that's why they subscribed. Because this is the line I find, this is like gobbly gook coming from the police department. Gobbly Gobbly Golly. from the police department. I'll just the same people that are taking over those

workers. Yes. In Gainesville, it's not frequent but also not uncommon that we come across specimens from humans or animals.

Well, no crap. Anything could be a specimen from human and animals. Like poop. Pee. Thank you, George Campos. And it's Jorge. Jorge.

J-O-R-G. Jorge. George Compost. He's not composting in the backyard. He's the Gainesville Police Department's spokesman. He's the man. No, he's not. He's just the spokesman.

He's not the man. He's just the spokesman. He speaks for the people. Yeah, he speaks for the people. Of the Gainesville. Do it in English and Spanish. People forward. Yes, please.

All right, let's hear it in Spanish. What am I doing? You read it in English and I'll translate. Go. Here in Gainesville. Here in Gainesville. It's not frequent, but also not uncommon.

But not common. That we come across specimens. I'm sorry, I missed that last. That we come across specimens. That doesn't sound right. From humans or animals. Or animals. I didn't even say it yet.

Oh, sorry. Rewine. From humans. De humans. Or animals. Or animals. Okay. Okay.

Thank you. Appreciate it. I mean, I guess you'd be a little if you were looking at the foundation and you're crawling around under the house. You're not supposed to have that stuff around. But is it? illegal to have the tongue. Like he's not one out there and is he a serial tongue? Well, that's what they're, that's what they're thinking is that are serial killer? And is that his spas? Is that his

trophies? No, okay. If you, Carlos, I mean, not Carlos. Jorge Campos. I mean, not Carlos. Jorge Campos. The police officer. Yeah, Jorge Campos, if you believe that that's what you caught, you'd be watching way too much CSI. I don't think they do. They just have to check into, you know, if it's something, they have to obviously look into to make sure that's not. Because that's what he You don't. He was saying that we believe he's been totally above board to everything. Well, that serial killer does that. Right.

A serial killer, I don't know if you watch, I don't know, a good TV show called Prodigal Son. Pradical Son? Yeah. The serial himself into an investigation. They get a thrill of that too. So. That's actually turned out to be not a bad show. No.

But did you see halfway point of the season, the middle. a twist and we completely blew off what happened the first half. Right. And then now we're like the whole, the whole thing has shifted. We're no longer following and solving cases. Now the cases come to us and they all have to, and they all wrapped up around the dad. Before it was just killers. They used the dad to read what he thought will happen next.

now all the cases somehow are tied into his past, his dad, his mom, his mom, sister. And by the way, how did she get a TV show now? She knows she was part of the news. She was part of the news, yes. She doesn't have a TV show. She has a TV show on the last episode. No, she was just like one of the anchors. Exactly.

That's not a TV show. She's just one of the stupid news anchors. Oh, we'll get phone calls now. Yeah, the serial killer called in. Now. I guess this is a phone call show now. Go ahead. Just take the call.

He wants to talk to you, so we're going live. I know. Oh, and by the way, oh, so pissed at this because this really does not happen on TV. We're going to go to break. Go to break. Go to break. Oh, that's your dad calling. Okay.

In five, no. No, baby. You can't. Once, here's an insider. Once you send the feed to break, you can't. can't come back. Well, you can. You can't come back in.

Sure you can. Oh, yeah, we'll go to a commercial. Oh, no, in five, no. Some commercial has to roam real quick. I mean, you can. You can't do that. No. Yes, you can.

Please. Please. You can't do that. On TV, yes. Yeah, it's a local station. It's not a, it's not a network show. It's just a local New York stupid station. They can do anything they want.

Kendi. Yes. She's not working for a national. I think she is. After that story that she got of her cameraman being stabbed. Oh, I know. And the dad's saving her? I mean, saving him?

That was great footage. That was great footage. Yeah, you're a star. And by the way. You're a star with that. Cameraman, why did you get upset about that? Right. One, she saved your life, too.

She saved your life and you have a job still. But you're right. You're welcome. And you might get an Emmy. Thank you. It would be a local Emmy because they're not a national show. Yeah, local Emmy. Have you cut up on Lone Star?

No. No. I can't bring. Here's the deal with Lone Star. All right. It's difficult to watch. My, I was sitting at the dining room table, and my wife happened to be watching it in the living room,

which is strange. I love how your wife always is in the picture when all these shows are on. Because she watches them. Does she have anything else to do? She watches them. Is she does? Her cleaning. was done.

Oh, okay. When you're cleaning is done. I just want to make sure. I was like, you have an hour and a half of team time. If you'd like to sit down and watch a little TV for a minute before you scrub the floors over here in the dining room, go ahead. And so she takes the opportunity to rest. And I'm okay with that.

That's fine. And so that was the last tornado one. Yes. And then there's another one. I know there's like two down now. Yeah, you're two back. I'm too back. And I caught part of it and I thought,

oh, shut that off and start scrubbing the floors because you don't need to be watching. By the way, the black person that plays a tranny, he really is a tranny. And then I caught some of the other one, the next one. Because I was, the wife was done cleaning. She was done cleaning that second session. And I thought, oh, this is the next one.

This is the next one. And I caught a little bit of that. And? That was all right, I guess. trying to give Rob Lowe a girlfriend and I don't like that I thought it was going to be him and a captain right

that from day one I thought what's her face in him we're supposed to do it to be the thing and he pushed that guy for her yes and now we're nothing no we're gonna give him a girlfriend and we're correct

and then I watched deputy oh we're good we're good we're good though no no no no there's a scene in this last episode that is absolutely agonizing.

And I'm going to record it and play it for you on the show. Now, you may hear keeps.com. If you hear keeps.com, you know, we couldn't air it. No, we couldn't air it. But I'm going to play it on the show. You're going to play it on the show. Yeah. Because it's the doctor, the wife,

talking to the security girl at the table. Yes. Yes. Yes. With the biology and the science. I'll play that. I will play that because I'll play that because I'll play that. because I literally, I was upstairs. My wife is watching another. She's watching light to me.

And I'm watching, lie to me. That's a good show. That's an old now. That's old. She's never seen it. It's a good show, though. It's a good show.

She's watching light to me. Where were you? Doesn't she have cleaning to do? What the hell? Don't get me started with it. It's a conversation for another day. And today we promise going to keep the podcast short. Too late for that, my friend.

I know. I know. We just went down the rabbit hole. But anyways. So we're watching, I'm watching Deputy Upstairs. because she's on she's over Lone Star and Deputy she's over Wow she's done already done yeah she's done

She hasn't watched the last two episodes I mean overall Good action better yes overall They're getting there I think if we give him another three episodes The Walkness will decide out And I love the character he's so good And I love the security

She's awesome she's awesome She's like awesome an amazing security person Yes she keeps him on task She's the right hand She's the right hand man and uh... well we don't know though well we do

because that scene that you're talking about I know she's a woman who wants to be a man and I you know whatever whatever the case she's a lesbian or she's not a lesbian

she wants to be a tranny whatever but a great character and I love the character in the show I love her character and I love the way that her character

is driven in the show but this then they had to go down this road well they have to no they don't in today's world they don't have to

yes you're right Fisher they don't have to But they have to. I know. They have to because they have to be wrong. I know. I got it.

Play the stupid clip. I'm stalling. I'm stalling. You're just held hostage. I feel selfish talking about my problems. Look, I got into medicine to help people. So trust me when I tell you that helping you helps me to. It's difficult for me to talk about certain things, biological things.

Of course, Dr. Patient confidentiality. Until recently, I didn't have a word for... Oh, no. What I felt like on the inside? Oh, yeah, I know. I let people assume I didn't want to make anyone else feel uncomfortable. Oh, I know, baby. But that just made me feel worse.

You know, I hate labels, and here I am trying to give myself one. Well, look, obviously, I understand biology. There are more than two sexes. I don't understand all the layers of identity. No, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, medical doctor, ER person in charge of everything at the hospital? Yeah, she's in charge of the hospital, yes. No, I'm sorry, that, no, you do not know biology.

No baby, no. That doesn't work, there's obviously more than two sexes, no. Whoever wrote that line, oh my gosh, whoever wrote that line needs to be fired. Because there's no way a doctor. I understand biology. There's more than two sexes. No, baby. No.

Sorry. No. Unbelievable that. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Deputy, tonight on Fox. I don't know what stupid shit. What night is it on?

I don't even remember. It just comes up on my new episode to watch. Yeah, he comes up to a minute. I never, I never watch. I don't watch them live. Let's see. The last episode came on 2.13. So do your math.

It's Thursday. So it's Thursday. Thursday nights on Fox Deputy. So that line I yelled Oh no! Get up here, get up here.

Hurry! Really good. Yeah. Really good. I should probably, I mean, do we wrap it up or do I talk about the Boy Scouts? We wrap it up.

We're done. But I just wanted to, you know, there's... say this. I will say this. All right. Just so we, I'll just touch on the Boy Scouts just for a second. Oh, careful. Don't say that. You can't say that. Just remember, okay,

that when you hear all the news surrounding the Boy Scouts, you're all the regular unit meetings and activities, district and council events, whatever you have planned, that still happens. Okay?

Local councils provide programming, financial faculty, administrative support to scouting units in their communities. They are separate. It doesn't, it's not the same thing. They're all under the big umbrella, but it's okay. You'll still be scouting. Now we can start getting into the numbers about talking. I've got numbers to get into now. I can't hear it.

What am I holl? The scouts.