Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 308 | Not Even Amazon Sells What Jeffy Needs

Episode Date: February 20, 2020

36 year old lady calls the cop because her parents took her off the cellphone plan and Jeffy tries to understand why did she call 911. Democratic Debate happen last night and Jeffy is here to not talk about it other than nobody cares. Amazon runs out of a product that Jeffy needs and things get weird. Royal News that include a mistaken porn site that was linked to them and Harry/Meghan must re-brand because they can't use the word 'royal' or 'Sussex.' Pigeons once again appear to have hats and Trump hair, but this time someone takes the credit. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. For those of you that question, I wonder why Jeff Bezos is worth $150 billion. And he might be a little shy of $150 since he had to give the wife a few bucks. Let me tell you why. This past weekend, I had an order a product that wasn't available on Amazon's website. It was out of stock on Amazon. So I ordered it from another company. Free shipping, just like Amazon.

Except when I order it from Amazon, I say, order, click, and I barely turn around in my house, product is at my front door. I order the product from this other company, free shipping. It still hasn't arrived. It's supposed to arrive today. At some point, maybe

it's on the truck it's supposed to arrive so the next time you question I wonder why Amazon is worth all this money that's why been an opportunity to watch the great

democratic debate last night and it's been you know that's what everybody's talking about and I'm not going to bore you and I don't want to get political I just tying this story into the debate it was in Nevada. So there's an interview out now with the great Harry Reid, former senator from the great state of Nevada. And of course, you know, we've got the Vegas caucuses this weekend,

or I mean the Nevada caucuses this weekend, and the debate was in Vegas. And there's an interview with Harry Reid, who they're calling a political kingmaker in the state of Nevada. But for those of you that ever questioned, remember when he got injured from his exercise bans? and everyone thought that he was really just got the crap beat out of him for some kind of gambling debt. And then I read in the story where the interview took place at Harry Reid's office at the Bellagio.

He has an office at the Bellagio. Okay. All right. It was the exercise band's Harry. You didn't get beat up by anyone over some kind of gambling debt. you're right. So we all have problems with our children from time to time. And, you know, I'm not alone.

I'm with you. You know, your kids do things and it's frustrating. And so, you know, we see stories all the time like this one, where the parents have cut off their child's cell phone service. And it happens. You just take the phone away. You cut off the service. That's it.

Well, this girl called 911 to report her emergency. And the police reminded her. that this is for legitimate emergencies only, and they hung up. She called back a couple hours later and said, my complaint is valid. This is a legitimate complaint. My parents cut off my cell service. So the police showed up. She's being arrested.

That's a fourth-degree felony. by the way, a $2,500 bond, charged with disrupting public services. So don't be calling 911 over your parents taking your cell phone. Now, in the story, it says, talks about, you know, the schools she attended, and it says it's unclear why her dad, a gastroenterologist and mom, a pediatric dentist, they're doing okay for themselves. it's unclear why they canceled their daughter's phone service. I don't know.

Maybe because she was 36. If you're 36 years old and you're still having your parents, pay your phone bill. Perhaps. Perhaps that's still an issue. You ought to look into that. I'm just saying. What if I'm paying my parents? parents cell phone.

That's okay. The turnaround is fine. They spent years taking care of you. Right? No, right? I mean, the turnaround is okay. Because, you know, you never know. You might have, you know,

some houses have parents move back in, have other families move, family members move back in. Just as an example could happen. And so that's okay. But, If you're 36 or older, perhaps you foot the bill for your own. So 35 is okay?

Yeah, 35 is the cutoff. It's like health insurance. 35 is the cutoff. Yeah. You know what? Let's go with that. Let's go with 26 as the cutoff. 26 is the cutoff.

At 26, it's time to be an adult, right? We'll go with that. Not 18, though. Well, 18, you can go to war. Can't smoke a cigarette, though. But you can go to war. I can handle a weapon. I'm sorry?

I like that. like the idea, 18, you could go to war. Yeah, no smoking, though. No, no, no, no, no. We don't want any cigarettes going on. By the way, did you notice that that went under the radar? Yeah, it's just gone. Just gone now.

Because for the most part, overall, it's just smoking and it's bad. It's supposed to be bad for you. It is bad. It is bad. And it's supposed to be bad for you. So it's okay. We don't care. We don't care.

We don't care. But did you know that this was a thing that going to be rushed to 21? Yeah. Oh, you did. Yeah, yeah. We talked about it. Do you not listen to the show? Because it hit me when, like, I went to Kroger, like, a couple months ago.

And then I'm looking at the sign. I'm like, hey, you have a typo. That says 21. No, you have to be 21. That's the law now. No, no, no. Seriously, like, that's a typo. Like, you just got, like, pranked by the company that's actually the stickers.

Right. The lady's like, no, it just passed. I'm like, no. Oh. People aren't that dumb. And I looked it up. And my wife and I looked at each other. We're like,

but hold on. No, we talked about it on the show. I mean, all you have to do is listen to this broadcast. Listen to chewing the fat. I'm like, are you not a subscriber to chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher? I don't listen to that.

I'm not even a subscriber. I mean, just go to the blaze.com slash podcast. Click on chewing the fat. It opens up, gives you a plethora of platforms that choose from. I'm like, I'm sorry? Scroll and find yours. When I go to blaze.com slash podcast,

it just takes me, it goes stew, Glenn, and the others. Well, there's a top line that's for featured podcast. Feature, yes. We're not going to feature chewing the fat. That's too much to ask for. So I have to scroll in your second to last. No. On the line.

Second to last row. Right. Yeah. I mean, that appears to be where I normally am, but never featured. I've never a featured podcast. I don't think it moves. I'm sorry? I don't think it moves.

No, because it has to because there's that one row is a featured podcast, so they've got to rotate the podcast. I don't think the website knows that you're supposed to rotate. So you have different podcasts featured. That's the point of having the featured line so that you, you know, people go to the website and they say, oh, that's a show that's featured. I might have to subscribe to that. Have you pay your dues?

You and I? It's a serious question. How do you pay your dues? To the website guy. No. No, I have not. No, I have not. I have not. I have paid my dues to the blaze, you know, from the very freaking beginning.

But the website guy is the one that controls that tab. But I have paid my dues. Because I went in there. To the blaze and mercury from the beginning. He's a new guy. He doesn't know you. So I went in there and say, can you get this fix? He said, oh, yeah, I got you.

I was like, oh, okay, cool, thank you. And he just walked away. So why don't you get the feet? Look at the time. You're the supposed to be the... Look at the time. I know you're busy with all these other shows. I am.

Thank you for recognizing. Yeah. Thank you. I wouldn't want you to just be, you know, focused on a show. In today's world, a producer is focused in one show. You get the boot first. Really? Yes.

Really? That's interesting because I see that not being true on multiple shows. around the country. In here? Yeah. In here? Yeah. And other shows, multiple shows around the country.

But why are you bringing the country? So, I don't know, maybe it's because, you know, we're an internet company. Oh, we are? Global. We're global company. World Wide Web. I don't know if you know what that W-W stands for. No.

I thought it was like Gross Con Wild. Yeah, that's what it is. Okay. That's what it is. Yeah. That's exactly what it is. Anyway, when you go to chewing the fat and it opens up and it gives you the plethora of platforms to subscribe on, there's one along the top there. Probably, you know, maybe the new web guy doesn't know it's there.

But one of them is SoundCloud. It should say hashtag not SoundCloud on there because they don't play nice with the other kids in the sandbox. No. So you want to subscribe to the show on another platform. They're the kid to find poop in the sandbox and eat it. Well, I don't want to bad mouth them. Oh, I want a bad mouth. No, I don't want to.

They just got a serious check from Sirius XM. I know. 90-something million dollar check. I know. And I don't know. I don't know. I know. I don't know why Sirius X-M is giving them money.

And it's very shady, though. It kind of is. I feel like it's very shady that Sears X-M is giving them like $93 million check. And I'm, I love listening to like the stock market. And that can. Oh, who doesn't? Who doesn't? Ask a question.

Ask a question. Who among us? Who among us doesn't know about, raise your hand. I want to listen to and hear about the stock market. Wow. I mean. But the stock market was surprised. I mean, there's nothing I enjoy more than getting up in the morning and looking at that stock ticker.

Boy, it's just. I feel like if Chune DeF was a stock market, what ticker will be? CTF? CTF, that's the sort of ticker? Yeah. I like it. I like it too. Is there a ticker with CTF already?

Yeah, it's on the scroll. Sometimes it goes by so fast you don't see it. Yeah, but it's there. But like, why would you do that? I don't understand. Well, it's music, right? I want to just back up a little bit. SoundCloud is a fine platform, but they don't play nice with the other platforms

and with platforms in tallying the numbers for listeners and subscribers. So when you listen on SoundCloud, you're not really listening. We get nothing. We don't listen. We get nothing for that. It's like you literally just ignored us. Right. You listen?

I appreciate you. I don't appreciate it. I do not appreciate it because you just wasted your time. I do appreciate you listening to the show. Why do you appreciate it? It doesn't count. No, no, no. If they listen on SoundCloud, well, now they can't because we don't send anything there anymore.

But like, you waste your time. That 45 minutes that you listen to, you're not wasting your time. You're wasting your time by listening on the song clean. You're wasting your time. And their time. And their time. But SoundCloud was. always a music thing.

Yes. I mean, that's originally that was their play. But they could not handle, they had some serious issues over there. They should have filed bankruptcy three years ago. Hold on a second. I just want to pause for just a moment. I want you to know that I pulled this wire

behind the back of Chris Cruz to get the doubt to play. I'm going to hold it as far out as I can and I'm just going to let it go here. Ready? SoundCloud. They tried to get all the major labels to sign up with them so that they could play music. Eh-uh, they did not work, which is why they have the SoundCloud premium so that not only you're charging people to listen, you're charging the people creating your content.

Oh, the string, hold on. Got to pull the string back again. Hold on. I don't want them to stop. Keep going. How can pull back. Okay, go, SoundCloud. So now, SoundCloud is saying, we're going to charge for your content.

And guess what? The content, you don't own it. We own it. You got to pull the string back again, make sure we get the rest of it. Hold on. All right. I just hate Sanktile.

Wait, I think that's a repeat. Let me pull that back one more time. I just hate Sankwildo. It's stuck, yeah, the darn string on the back of the Dallas stuff. But seriously, $93 million. Why Sears X didn't give them $93 million? They do not deserve a penny. I don't.

I didn't understand it either. I tried, I read it, and then I should have gone back and read it again so that I tried to get some sort of insight from the article, but I was so mad after I read it because I was like, what are they doing? They should, I remember, Jeffrey, I know this is inside baseball, but this company had a contract with SoundCloud.

Yeah. For a long time. For a long time. A number of years. Long time. Then they decided to, that girl, I think her name was like Jennifer, ghosted us.

Hey, ghosted. Then we... Hold on I got to pull the string again because it's stuck here. It's almost at the end. Okay, go ahead. Then we'll get the meat. And Dimitri's like, I'm the new guy.

I'm going to handle you guys his contract. Okay. Then one of our old bosses figures out like, hey, they're going to file for bankrupt. We've got to jump shit before they file for bankruptcy because then our platform doesn't have nobody too. Oh, gosh, darn it. String. Okay, go ahead. Does have anybody to like send up because they were our lead.

Our lead. We led with SoundCloud. Yeah, that was our platform. We led with SoundCloud. We gave them nothing but love. Yes. I mean, it was difficult not to continue giving them love. Yes.

Even after we found out, they didn't play. nice with anybody. Yes. And then they're like, oh, we're going to file for bankruptcy. Okay. We're going to file for bankruptcy. And then we're like, okay, well, hold on. Let's jump ship. Let's find someone else. And then when we jump someone else, they're like, oh, no, we're not going to do it. We don't feed the soundclog. You have to create a separate list. And by the way, you just can't feed to soundclay. You have to go to a different website, third-party website to just upload. Gosh, darn sure. I got to keep an eye on the string while he's talking. Okay, go ahead. upload and then that's when one day if you were a ctf listener back o g two years ago when we started

you got 10,000 episode on top of the up 100 episode if everybody remember that because i had to go in there delete them manually because they were not playing nice oh god's darn it i got to keep an eye on that string what am i doing go ahead he's go ahead sorry and then we go into omni and then that's when Omni told us SoundCloud is... They're out. They don't give us any numbers. Advertising doesn't work with them.

Advertising doesn't even look at them. They're just my space of music. Should I continue to pull the string or are we done? Oh, we're done. I think we bashed him hard enough. So just hashtag not SoundCloud. What we're talking about? We're like 18 minutes into the program.

about to hit our first commercial let's see we started with the woman calling 911 and 36 years of age yep I got that and then they're cold open open with the Amazon story Amazon story what did you order by the way don't concern yourself with what products I'm ordering that's not the point of the story

what's a lubricant? The point of the story is that when I order the product I'd like that. Yeah but what's the product? Because it's very difficult because Amazon Don't worry about the product. So if you know about Amazon is A-M-A-Z-O- C-O-N-E-O-N-Amazon, right? They got everything from A to Z. Right, and there's a picture of the product I want on their website.

So when you say that... But when you click on it, it's out of... I need to digest it. I need to digest this. Because Amazon's thing is A-A-M-A-Z-O-N, everything from A-2-Z. Yeah, I get their thing. You're telling me that everything that... It's everything that A-to-Z.

There was one product that Jet Fisher found. That's correct. That Amazon does not feature on their, you know, unofficial tagline from A to Z. I ordered it from them before. Hmm. Okay, but it's out of stock right now. So what you tell me is that this product is uniquely just for you. No?

Because if you order from them, they're out of sight, that means, like, oh, we forgot, like, this is Fisher's bloop that we, he orders every three months. And since he's the only one that orders it, we forgot to, like, order another pack. If that were the case. it would explain why you'd want it as soon as possible. Yes. You don't, if it were the case, you'd look at it and go, oh, we're almost out, I better order. No.

If that were the product, all of a sudden, you'd be out. Yes. And you go, oh. I ran out of lou. I got to order. It'll be here tomorrow. A to Z. A to Z out of order.

Oh. Out of stock. From ATC and Fisher Fund, the one product that they don't have. I feel like, do you need to be those testers? Hold on. you turn them off. I feel like you need to be those testers Amazon.

All right. So. If this is not a Java Amazon, you welcome Jeff Bezos because I just helped you out. I just won't. Six interns. You don't have to pay them, Bezos. I just came up with this idea. Six interns. All right.

Well, he's having a tough time. He wanted back up for a little bit. I had a story. I've got a story in the stack, and I don't know that I'll get to it. I'll try to get to it. Maybe on Fat Pile Friday tomorrow, but since I'm going to do it,

I'll just do it right now. where he's, there's, there's trucking companies that are delivery companies that have been delivering Amazon stuff around the country that Amazon, you know what, we're not going to use you anymore. We're shutting you down. I mean, there's a big company in Texas. There's like two or three companies around the country that Amazon was using to deliver their stuff. No more. Oh, now your drivers, if they want a gig, give us a call. Yeah.

So. He also did that whole. thing of like, hey, if you're a driver with us, here's some money, start you own. Yeah, it's your business. It's your business. But by the way, you work for us. You work for us. But it's your business. You're contracted.

And so those other companies that were contracting the delivery stuff is, we are not going to re-up that deal. I mean, that puts hundreds of people out of work. But here's the job. There's six interns there and they're like, all right, today's, we're going to go with left-handed arm,

with polka doc. See if it's there. See if it's there. All they got to do is call me. I will come up with products that they don't care. Obviously, you just found one. Thank you. Dude, I found a stupid catalytic for 2009 Nissan Marano for $130 on Amazon.

Next day. I'm like, how in the world? I know. And I went to AutoZone. It was like a five day. Yeah, we can get it for you. 300 bucks. the Brock is outer zone, 130 from Amazon.

And next day. And it was there. Next day. Jeff, you can have your $150 billion. Absolutely. Okay? I got no problem with it. No, man.

How about the drone deliveries? Have we forgotten about those? I know. I know. What happened to that? We got kind of slowed down. The hub is right there. I know.

Well, you know what happened is now he's involved in his little lawsuit with the government. Yes. Because he got pissed. And I'm sorry about that. If you want to talk about that because this also was covered on my Wall Street, you know, podcast. I'm upset about Bezos. I'm upset about Bezos about that. Let it go. I know. Do you really want to be in bed with? Yes. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. That's why. That's why he's pissed that Microsoft got the contract. But I'm sorry. If you go to any government office, it's robot Microsoft. So do you really think you had a fair chance when Microsoft already has their claws in there? It's already in. Yes, you might have a chance. And I'm sorry. Microsoft and Google. Be happy with, you know what? Beat them at everything else.

And by the way, again, last time I checked, Fisher, you could quote me, I mean, you could correct me if I'm wrong on this. Last time I checked, there's more civilians than government officials or government office. That might be true. So, why do you want to get in bed with the government? Because it is a nice contract. I tell you why. It's a nice contract, too, is that that's why Google and Microsoft, that's why they all want in. Yes.

They all want in because then they get covered. And it looks good on a portfolio. for your investors saying... They got the government contracts and they get covered on stuff. I mean, it's a big deal. But Bezos, I'm sorry. Don't waste your time with that.

And guess what? Yes, Trump did make the phone call and I'm not speaking for Trump and I don't know any inside of this. But we believe that it's obvious. It's very obvious. You own Washington Post. And you spoke dirt about him.

Yeah. Do you really think? He's already been talking bad about you. You think you're going to get the deal? And by the way, do you really want that deal with the person that you? you dislike? Right.

I just don't get that. It's like the whole wedding cake. Do you really want that cake from the person that you think hates you? No. No. Move on. By the way, there's other governments. Go mess up another country.

There are? Yes. Really? Yes. How many other governments are there? 18. We'll be right back. So it isn't bad enough that Harry and Megan are now, you know, traversing the globe.

Oh. Oh, she's... It isn't bad enough that Harry and Megan are traversing the globe saying, have a nice day, we're done with the Royals. We want to be on our own, just me and Megan. We're going to make our own little fortune. And we're going to make all these websites that show the Sussexes. And we're the Duke and Duchess and the Royals.

Hello? Grandma, is that you? Hmm yes you can't use Hey did you see the Just see the new names and stuff You can't use that no No but grandma No you can't use royal

You can't use sexist But grandma I'm No I'm a prince I need you to take down your website Megan's not gonna be happy grandma Hmm And you Instagram

No that's not yours either But we're the Sussex No you're not You're just Prince Harry and her Grandma do I still get to be Prince? Mm hmm Yeah I guess Does she still get to be?

No, no, she's just her. Beckett's not going to be happy. No, well, you marry that. I mean, pull the plug quick on that. The queen was like, no. Fascinating. And it's a beautiful website that they spend thousands of pounds. So the.

Wrong. Have a nice date. You have to, aka rebrand. All of it. You can't use royal or socks. on your branding. Think about it. And I'm sorry, as a company, if I'm hiring Prince Harry,

now it's not because of the prince. It's because he belongs to the royal family. Well, he... So, if I can't use royal... He's always part of the royal family. He's not. But he is. No, he's not.

Yes, he is. As of March 31st, he's dead to the family. But the queen said she still likes him. Yeah, they're still... She's still important family members. interesting you're not reading between the lines here you're not even close to reading between the lines here i need you to read between the lines here because you know exactly she's so she freaking so pissed she's lucky and she well he's lucky he has royal blood in him yes because if he didn't

because megan's already i mean we've already thrown her to the bricks man right i mean we've was that megan was that who oh no hmm yeah go ask your dad how to marry a horse face tell uh tell uh tell dad to bring the, Archie, tell your dad just come on back to the castle. Oh, Archie's in too. Archie, Archie's good. Yeah, oh. Archie's good. That's Royal Blood. Yep. That's Royal Blood. Even though it's... And Megan can try to hold onto the shirt tail.

Megan can try to hold onto the shirt tail there, but... I don't think she's even allowed to touch that. No, I don't think so either, man. Not anymore. She's just going to look. And Harry, you know... Do you go back? Do you go back? Ask Megan. You've ruined this family. I know.

And the Queen has ordered them. to come back so they could just break everything and literally legally break everything. One more time. Come on back. Do you come back? I don't know. You don't come back? I don't know.

The last time she didn't, right? No. No. Last time she didn't. She just said, oh boy. Yeah. And that's when he got criticized for, uh, no, that's when he criticized the media because they took pictures of him.

Yeah. Well, guess what? You no longer belong to the rotunda thing. Yeah. And tough if you did anyway. Tough. You're the one that came out in the open and started. Wait, he's gay?

to be, no, came out in the open, not out of the closet, but out. Thank you for saying that coming up. Did you listen to the Glenn Beck program this morning? Yes. I don't know that I didn't hear the entire show, but I listened to quite a bit of it, as I normally do. Do your story? Because I want to. Oh.

Oh, you heard. I do know what you're talking about. In fact, if we go back, I can show you my G-chats. Okay. To a guy by the name of Stubrigeer. Okay, I was hoping. Nothing from that. I was hoping someone because I was actually replied to that.

I was at home, you know, with the mechanic. So like as I'm listening to this, I am throwing stuff at my door. I'm throwing stuff everywhere because they're getting the whole thing wrong. How can you not know whose horse face lesbian is? Oh, that's better. They didn't even know who horse face was with Charles. Yes. And you know who the gay one is?

Charles. because daddy thinks we cover this. I know. We've covered this plenty. And the Duke, her cousin, is the architect. Yes.

Again. I know. Again. And I actually... What are we? No, no, no. You're not piss enough. What is going on here?

I got like three G chats here just to at the end. At the end, I even, when I said, my last, I'll just read you the last one. Okay, read the last one. Queen's cousin is the architect Duke of something,

because I was going to make a joke about his name, but it's like the Duke of Edinburgh or something, something like that. And Camilla's horse face, CTF. Did I get anything from that? No. Zero, nothing, nada. I didn't, I couldn't figure out who was a fat. I'll be damned.

Who was a fat person? Well, that one I, that's the only one that I couldn't. What's his face is daughter? Andrews? Yes, Andrew's daughter. Really? But Beatrice is, not Beatrice, because Beatrice is about to get married to the guy from Italy.

That might be her, the redhead? No, Beatrice is not fat. He's not. One of Andrew's daughters, I think, is the one that's, I think that's her in the redhead. So there it is. I think that's right. So I have to go back and check.

But I mean, off the top of my head, that's who I would think that is. Yeah, and then three out of four, we got him real quickly. I was throwing stuff. Like, seriously. I was like, is Jeffy at the studio? Because I know he said it's going to come in a little bit later,

but I hope he was joking about that because I need someone in there right now to just slap it in the face. And by the way, another one, the Florida man with a birthday thing, you do that on Google. You pull Florida man and your birthday and he tells you the story. Simple. Don't. What were we talking about?

The Royals? Oh, yeah, the Royals. We still are actually talking about the Royals. One of the things that I found fascinating, too, is that while the queen has been so upset, and they've got the queen backed up into a corner with this Harry and Megan deal and the exit, they're trying to redo things and keep everything going, she took her eye off the ball on the website. And, you know, they've got the big Royals website, and she took her eye off the ball, and they were supposed to, you know, one of the links on the website drove people to the porn site.

So you go to the royal's website, the royal.uk. Then, after that photo of a smiling queen, Prince Philip, the home of the royal family, then a link for a charity, takes people to a Chinese porn site. not any Chinese porn site no it's got well it's got your usual porn couples

then a little few live sex shows that's a regular porn site a lot of porn sites don't have the rape incest porn though they don't have that those are special

Chinese That's a big oversight, Queenie. Shut it down. Shut it down. Oh, man. Wait. No, shut it down. Shut it down.

Right. Okay, we're done. You can bring the site back up again. Now, we're good. Wow. I mean, Queen, what do you? Seriously, Harry should be embarrassed. He's just focused.

He's got his grandma. I know. Yeah, she just focused. And congratulations are in order, and I'm sure they're just the happy parents. of Steven Spielberg, who I love. I mean. Oh, that contract with,

it looks like that paycheck from Apple cleared. Yeah, sure did. There's really a kid? Oh, wait. What's that? There's really a kid? Oh, yeah. He created a kid? He's got a couple.

He's like 90. He's got a couple. He's like 70s now. Yeah, he said, like I said 90. And he just had a baby? No, no, no, no. She's a, this particular child is 23, 24. Oh, okay.

Which they adapted. Oh, look at the time. They have no time. Michaela. They adapted to her. That's a cute name. She's had some issues over the years. I'll take it back.

She did not sound cute. She had some issues over the years. Never mind. And she has told us now that... Wait, she told us? Yeah, exclusively. Oh, this is great. She's told us exclusively along with other websites across the internet.

I'm thinking of an exclusive then. No, but it's an exclusive interview. that Michaela had with us and other websites. She gave to other websites. Not exclusive, not even close to the word exclusive. I mean it might mean something different to other people. I don't know. Okay.

To me it means that it's exclusive. Got it. She's going to get married. Congrats. To her 47-year-old fiance. I'm sorry? 47-year-old. She is 23.

So this is double? Just double. That's still okay. I feel like this is on an Al Pacino and. Jewish French girl. But no, because she, listen, along with her husband who supports her 100%. Oh, 47. 27.

For a while there, she was posting some of her... Naked pictures? Sugar Star Naked Clips. Hello. On Porn Hub. Oh, wait. But she pulled them down. She's in Porn Hub?

She pulled them down. Hold on. She's in Pornhub? Well, not anymore. Sugar. Star. But she's not there. She pulled them down right now because she had films.

I'm sorry, the internet is forever. The film. No, she pulled them down because she wanted to wait until her sex worker license from the state of Tennessee came in. Wait, wait, there's a sex worker licensing? Can I have that job? Like, do you have to audition? I want to know exactly. We have to look this up right now.

How many states have sex worker licenses? States with sex worker licenses is the internet. There's something called. Google. Then let's take a break. We'll be right back. All right. So Michaela continued in this exclusive interview with some place called the Sun.

And that sounds a lot like CTF to me. If you rearrange the letters. It's right. Same thing. Nuns. S-U-N-C-T-F, same thing. Just inverting. By the way, side note, according to the great search engine Google, Nevada is the only state that has a sex worker license.

Yeah, and you can only do it while in the brothels. There's only 21 brothels. So if she applied for a sex worker license in Nashville, Tennessee, she's going to be waiting a while for that license to come back. That guy that said, hey, there is no license. That guy that said, hey, come to the, you know, the back room. That's where we do all the licensing. but first I need you to audition for the license. So can you show me what you have? Ignore the camera behind me. It's just for your safety and my safety.

Pay $150 to the lady outside. We'll get to that license. And your license will be mailed to you. We can't get to you right now because I'll go through the courts, so we'll mail it to you. She said that when she revealed her new career path to her father. Steven Spielberg. Who adopted her at 1996.

and, you know, wife Kate Capshop. The couple was reportedly intrigued by the decision. Well, you know, what kind of sex work is she doing? She wants to, she wants her sex work to be consensual and safe. Who doesn't want that? And sees it as a way to become financially free. In an Instagram post that's no longer available to view because we lost her. We lost her.

We lost. We lost. No, she just made it private. Oh, okay. She thanked people for their outpouring of support. And also,

if I don't get back to you, it's because, rest and peace, my inbox. She said that she really got tired of being, not being able to capitalize on her body. Thank you. Who about us?

Who is in? I got really tired of being told to hate my body. And I also just got tired of working day to day in a way that wasn't satisfying to my soul. I mean, she's speaking for everyone now. I feel like doing this kind of work, I'm able to satisfy other people, but that feels good because it's not in a way that makes me feel violated. Now, she has, and I just want to say, this is in the story, and it has nothing to do with anything else that I've talked about here. I'm just telling you because it's in the story.

She has battled mental health issues and alcoholism in the past. So, other than that, she's come to realize that she's a sexual creature and that creating solo porn videos makes her feel satisfied. I'm sorry, but I just Google Michaela. And she said that she was tired of, uh, she wanted to be financially independent. Now, I know earlier in this broadcast, I talked about, you know, the 36-year-old being upset that, you know, mom and dad cut her off, to cut the cell phone service. However, if you're saying, well, she's still not 26, so she's still good. But if, let's say, for an example, just off the top of my head, your dad is Steven Spielberg.

Yeah, let's just use him for an example, Steven Spielberg. Go ahead and let him pay that cell phone bill, okay? it'll be okay dad's got it he can afford the $99 you know monthly you know bill from AT&T

I'm pretty sure you'll be okay so okay congratulations Michaela good luck God bless I hope everything works out for you and I hope that you live a comfortable satisfying

desirable life Stephen sorry about you to get the next Netflix deal man sorry because he has a stupid Apple he doesn't need Netflix

you see where I was looking at so there's some other shows that CBS is cranking out too they look good but I have to pay I know not going to

the CBS All Access it's killing me that is one that I refuse to pay that's the only one I refuse to pay for CBS I think I'm going to end up

getting the AMC app now For dead. You have to. Don't you have something coming up on Monday? Yeah, well, yeah. Yeah, Dead's back this weekend. Ugh.

But, uh, I'm sorry. I mean, oh, good for you. Okay, thank you. The second half of season 10, don't. Don't start. Hold on. What is this again? This is the what?

The second half of what? Season 10. Why do you guys do that? That is the, just finish the damn season. No, they are. That's what they're doing now. That shows me that that show can't push any more episodes. But they are.

If you have to take a mid-season break, worthless. You're at, just give. Absolutely not. Worthless. Absolutely not. Worthless. Then don't call it as miss. Just call it the season and start a damn new season.

No, it's a mid-season break. You're still in the same season. But yes. Wow. I don't know how someone that watches TV so much, let's that go. Just, oh, miss season. It sees a break One of them

You have to go to the movie theaters To watch it No, that's not true I remember that Did you go to the movie theaters To watch something? Yes Okay then

No We didn't have to They offered that As another alternative Back to back Well yeah Okay then My case

Download and subscribe to more content At the blaze.com slash podcasts So last week To Ohio State university football players were arrested and they were accused of kidnapping and raping a 19 year old woman horrible stuff if true and the next day the head coach of course dismisses the two from the team you get accused of anything like that you're you know the team's not standing behind you which i'm not

quite sure that says good things about your program i mean maybe you suspend them until the outcome of the case, but immediately throwing them off the team makes it seem like they're guilty. But the criminal defense attorney advised that there's a criminal defense attorney in Ohio, which we should talk to because he claims that all. humans, male or female, should obtain written consent for sexual acts, even just a text message, or audio or video recording indicating consent. They have that, the new TV shows have those. If you look anything coming out of new out of Netflix, that has, were the couple, the young couple

are about to engage in something, that's the first thing that they do. Okay. Now they said, these two, the two football players said that the, you know, encounter was consensual and that there was a video recording. So how do you do that? We'll see. How do you do that? How do you do that?

I want you to seduce me. I want to roleplay this. So I already see it. I already see it happening on social. media. Well, it's happening. Wait, before we roll play. Before we roll play. And I'm happy to do this.

Because I can see I read on social media. You guys didn't. We would like to you to, you know, roleplay that because it makes no sense. Okay. So I'm listening. I told you last week, I'm listening to the podcast with Harvey Weinstein's attorney, Donna Rotano. She's on.

She has a little crush on her and you need to calm down. She is speaking with Megan Toey, right? Yeah, Megan. Yeah, from the daily. Yeah, from the daily. And wrote the book, She said, you know, she broke the Harvey Weinstein story.

She said. She said is the name of the book. She said, breaking the sexual harassment story that helped ignite a movement. But she supports Harvey, right? No, not Megan. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

So Megan was with the New York Times and the Daily. I thought you were talking about... She barely, I believe, wanted to do this interview with Donna Retano. Well, that came from upstairs. I mean, that decision came from upstairs. Those two were mean... Yeah, you made me listen to the podcast.

Butting heads. It's only like 30 minutes. Well, well worth listen. I didn't want to give him to listen. I'm sorry? I didn't want to give him to listen, though. I know. I know.

I didn't. I listened to SoundCloud. Anyway, the... So it didn't count. So we're all right. Yeah, don't worry about it. I'll worry about it. So, toward the end, they talk about, well, I'll just let you listen to one segment.

It's a couple of minutes long. And then I'll listen to the next segment, which they talk about where Donna covers what she thinks should happen in today's world. But this first part kind of sets it up. Taking precautions? Sure. Anything's possible, Megan. It's not about what's possible. It's about trying to, again, man.

Again, minimize the risk. If you go out on a date with someone and you go out for dinner and you go out for drinks and you know them sort of and you're sort of maybe developing a relationship with them and you make a choice to go into their home at the end of the night, what do you think could potentially happen? Who pause this for a second? I just want to go on the record and say, I think I do have a little crush on Donna. I think I do.

If you're not prepared for what could potentially happen, I think we're kidding ourselves. and then to leave and say, I had no idea that this person would maybe try to be sexual with me or have a sexual advance, I think is naive. I can't help but feel like you continue to place the burden of safety on women, on potential victims in general. Should the burden rest on them or should it rest on the perpetrators? I think it should rest equally. And, you know, we've moved this conversation so far away from what we were talking about. But if you go out with someone, you know, you can't have it both ways. We can't have things like Tinder where people swipe right and go meet whoever they meet.

And most of the time, those are sexual interactions. And then say, you know what, I went out with them and I went to their house. And I, you know, we, you know, we were flirting or kissing or whatever. And then. Okay. Okay. Okay. Thank you.

I mean, normally what happens is it would stop before. Then, I mean, it's called editing. Yes, the time. Because, okay, I want to talk about that. Actually, the times that you sent me, one clip ends at something something 17. Correct. And the other one starts a second later. Correct.

That'll be the gap between the words. Yeah. Yeah. That's correct. Okay. It's very confusing to me. I don't know how that could be confusing. One ends, one begins.

Okay. because I was looking for the oh well I never heard the oh well on the first clip so I just ended it like that maybe you didn't make it maybe you didn't make it to the oh well but the okay

you want to do the second clip I will say I will apologize that I didn't give you the the enter word the beginning word to the clips which I know would you know make your job easier

but I just figured you know know, common sense you'd be able to hear at that time slot where the beginning clip I wanted, but maybe not. I could go back and show you the... So the second clip is where they talk about what we just talked about from Ohio State and men, you know, people signing consent.

You just can't have it both ways. So I'm saying that women need to be very clear about their intentions. I think women need to be very prepared for the circumstances as they put themselves in. And I think absolutely women should take on equal risk that men are taking on. And the responsibility should be equal as well. Oh, there's the as well. Anyway, go ahead.

There's the OL as well. That is way after. Yeah, no, it's not. But go ahead. Go ahead. Cool risk that men are taking on. And the responsibility should be equal as well. Is there anything that you think that men need to do,

differently. Sure. I think men also need to be very clear about their intentions. And if I was a man in today's world, before I was engaging in sexual behavior with any woman, today, I would ask them to sign a consent form. You are being serious. I'm being dead serious. I'm being dead serious because how easy is it for two people to engage in behavior and... Sorry, that was on me. Oh. That one was on me. Oh, really? Because the rest of it wasn't. No, there isn't that. Oh, okay. The rest of it wasn't just that.

This was a B. Oh, I swear to go. Freaking throw something so bad. I'm serious. Hey, before I get to that, we'll move on from Donna. That's fine. Just know that she was talking about getting, you heard what she was talking about.

And she goes, I mean, I really fascinating. And we're still waiting on the jury for, Oh, yeah, we are. For Harvey. There's still, they, we might. I mean, they probably take it through the weekend, right? They milk it through the weekend. You milk it.

It depends of what they get to eat today. You go in tomorrow. Right. You get going tomorrow. You figure, you know, you get a little lunch or brunch. That's what I'm saying. Depends what they get to eat today. Let's call it a shot.

Go home for the weekend. Come back on Monday. Yeah. Everybody take it easy for the weekend. Go on, go on, get out of here. I don't worry about it. I think that's what's going to happen. Anything major happening on Monday?

Do we have like primaries or something? No, we got the primary. We got to caucus Nevada this weekend, right? Saturday. Yeah, so you hold it. Yeah, you don't do it this week. In fact, you might even, you know, it's Friday. Are the courts system even open on Friday?

That's what I'm saying. No. Yeah, they just shut it. You know what? Members of the jury, it's Friday. Let's say we come back together on Monday. Get out of here. Yeah.

You know what? I got a golf game to get to. So it's possible. It's possible that that happens. But I really fascinating, and I hate to give them. You listen to it on SoundCloud, but the daily podcast with Donna and Megan, I really enjoyed the heck out of it.

Now there was another story. Remember we talked about the pigeons in Las Vegas that have the cowboy hats? I love the new pigeons. Okay. Now, I just want to say that we, some sad news. It's been confirmed. the Las Vegas animal rescuers have

have now confirmed one one of the pigeons that wore cowboy hats has died I know they believe that no no no no no

what no no no they do not they do not believe that at all. They do not believe that at all. It could have caused the issue. And I could get hit by a bus as soon as I live here. That's correct. And so you should keep an eye out for any buses. Are you driving the bus?

Today? Yes. Yes, I am. You still have tomorrow to record. Yes, I am. I know. So it's going to record you tomorrow. I'm just saying keep an eye out.

No, no, no, no. All I'm saying, if you're going to hit me with a bus and kill me, Who's going to... First of all You're going to kill me. Fisher... If I hit you with the bus, I don't want to kill you.

I drive. That would be my case. I didn't mean to kill him. I just wanted to hurt him. And he's dead. Did you think you could hit him with a bus and have him survive? Yes.

Are you sure? Because he was driving a little smart car. I just wanted to dig him a little bit. I just had one to the mirror just to kind of dig that little smart car and send him off to the side of the road. The wind takes me. to a lane every time I pass the stupid airport.

When a plane goes above me, I go to a different lane. Remember when we first started hearing a couple things out of the story. Remember, and you're right, by the way. It could be, you know, the sun caused the death of the pigeon. They don't have, they live like, what, a week? Actually, they have pretty good lives. They do? Oh, pigeons?

They live to be. And so. No, finish. Remember the picture. No, people that are watching live. If they're watching and listening live on the 20th of February 2020, they can see me just, they live for, and they just, the hand way. They know the hand means, what, six months, a year, two years.

Hey, pigeons live. Now you've seen two hands, so it's like, what, two years? It just just live. It's a plethora of lifetime. But remember when we first started seeing the pictures of the pigeons with the cowboy hats? Yeah, we loved them. We thought it was the rodeo. I loved them.

Because the rodeo was in town. But I thought there was more than three. No, it was just like one. I thought there was more than three. And according to this, officials say the three pigeons with the cowboy hats. I thought you just won. It was the same one coming up. No, there was more than one.

Because they had different color hats. But I thought there was more than three. But anyway, one of them. We lost one of them. It's very difficult to catch a pigeon. We lost one. It's not really. It's not really difficult because they come to the pigeon coop and then you just pick them up.

That's what you do with pigeons. Can I quote you on that one? Yes. you can. Yes, you can. So now we've got more pigeons showing up with MAGA hats on. I love it. They look amazing. Awesome. Now, I like the cowboy hats too, to be honest, but they look awesome. Now, the people that did it. Oh, you have people taking credit? Yeah. Oh, nice. Because they said that they, they, they, they glued the hats on the pigeons with

eyelash glue. Oh, okay. So it's only going to hold up for a couple of days and then the hat goes off. Yeah. All right. So they're thinking that's what you know, the other the cowboy hat pigeon, they're thinking they use

the glue and the, you know. They're thinking this are the same people? And it sniffed and those pigeons were sniffing the glue and that's what killed it. All right. Okay. Now it said the people that did it said, look, the hats usually stay on for a day or two, depending on the bird's movements.

The group's member identifying themselves as Coohand Luke told the review journal, look, we can remove them ourselves as they fly back to the coop. Like I said, they could be gone for a day, two days or a week, but they always come back. Just like a woman. They always come, wait, and then we're talking about pigeons. They always come back.

So they come back to the coop, you grab them, you take the hat off. You put a hat off as they're done. Are they taking credit for the cowboy hats too? It doesn't seem like they are. Okay. So they saw the cowboy, they were like, so did they do it because Trump was coming? Yes. Okay.

Loyalty to the president with the Democratic debates and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that'd be good, you know. I don't think they took credit. I don't think they took credit. I would have taken credit for this. Because that was not good. This is better.

Because also, if you saw the one with the Trump hats, there's also the Trump hair. Did you see that one? Yes. Which one do you take? The hat or the hat? I also like the hat. Maybe I don't know next time do the Trump hat with a hair? There's an idea, huh?

But then you got to double glue it. Double glue it. The pigeon doesn't really like that. It goes crazy. Can we give them? I don't know if you know this, but when I was a little kid? Yes, Jeffie. We know that.

You talked about it with a guy from the Russia spies. I know because that was in another book of his that I loved. Yeah. So this week, you already heard that story. I know while I'm just saying pigeons. Maybe next week. And it wasn't this week, wasn't it? It was this week.

I thought it was. Nope. So I told the pigeons. Maybe next week. Find another pigeon story. And then we could talk about you working for the guy. By the way. When you were just as a side note.

What were two pigeons. I just as a side note, I want you to know that pigeons. No. All right. Captivity. Pitchers that get taken care of that fly back to the coop. Mm-hmm. All right.

They live to an elderly 15 years old. Wow. If they're in the wild. Two years. Three to five. Wow. Three to five. So what you're saying,

captivity is good for them. Thank you. Oh, so that's as you're saying. Okay. Now you're listening. I'm sorry? I was not listening. that really wasn't

I just spoke we're done we're done no we're done that means that's where you hit the sound anything screw that up

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