Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 311 | National Chewing The Fat Day | Guest: Arielle Scarcella

Episode Date: February 25, 2020

It's National Chewing the Fat Day and we are covering the news nobody is talking about like Harvey Weinstein VERDICT, BYU Zach gets 18 stitches on his crotch due to a incident, and we lost him... Mad Mike DEAD at the age of 64. Ian and Carol get lost in the woods for about 10 days and they don't remember what happen, but Jeffy thinks that they were probe by aliens. More news out the The Royal and Jeffy is getting upset at The Royals. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Welcome to it. Happy Chewing the Fat Day. I've just made today the National Chewing for the Fat Day. We might even have more than one during the year, but today is definitely it. If you're listening and watching live, February 24th, 2020, Chewing the Fat Day. Welcome. How are you?

Thanks for coming along for the ride today. Why is today chewing the fat day? Because we survived. we survived an asteroid that was right thank you we survived alert alert NASA issued an alert last night right and I think I don't think NASA had this going off all right it's windy on the coast oh excuse me that's so this morning the 24th of February, 2020, at 9.55 a.m. Eastern time. Not Eastern Standard Time because

time change hasn't happened. Eastern time. We had a flyby, an asteroid. It's around 556.7 feet. It was traveling at 33,700 miles per hour. It approached Earth, and it went by us. It missed us. NASA alerted us because it was 3.6 million miles away. Why did we get the alert? What are we doing? Why are we getting? No, is that close?

That's close. I want to know if it's coming like within, you know, 100,000 miles. And we're close to be getting hit. Three million? It can veer a little bit and we're still okay. Three million is like, eh. I don't even know why they're warning us about it, but they did.

alerted us and they let us know that look at it could hit us but it's probably not going to so we survived thanks for the warning though nas i appreciate it so we started with an alert a warning siren now we're going to move in since it's chewing the fat day we're going to move into sad news we lost them we lost them we We lost him Saturday during an attempt to launch his homemade rocket. It was always his dream to do this launch and the Science Channel was there to document and chronicle Mad Mike. As he launched his homemade rocket to prove that the Earth was flat, it crashed.

We lost him. Mad Mike. Dead. Dead. That might be mad Mike might even be worth a good retrospective on some of the things that Matt Mike did If you haven't seen the video I'll I'll tweet it out there was one video of him going up and coming down, but it's a sad day The sad day that we lost we lost Mad Mike this weekend

The other sad news and it's only sad news to a few people Harvey Weinstein on two of the five counts count one not guilty count two guilty count three not guilty count four he's not guilty count five guilty two of the five he was found guilty of criminal sexual act in the first degree and rape been the third degree. So he'll be sentenced at a later date. Don't even worry about it.

I don't even worry about it. He'll be he's back home now. It's relaxing. You know, because he's had back surgery and he can barely get around. He was found guilty two of the five. So the world is a better place because the dirtbag Harvey Weinstein

was found guilty. A lot of money for Dono Ratano to collect his attorney. What's her out? Three of the five, I got you not guilty. What do you want from me? I mean, you're such a dirt bag. What do you want from me?

I got you off on three of the five. Wait, that's not the right. I didn't get you off. I mean, you were found not guilty. Thank you. We can get it with sad music. I've had enough of you. So in my headphones, and just because maybe I have them turned up so high,

tell me if I'm wrong or not. Okay? Were you watching the crash of Mad Mike behind the scenes. I see everybody rushing to the computer screen. Yes. You hadn't seen the video of Bad Mike's crash? I have that.

Oh man, he went up quite a ways and came back down, man. It's horrific. He came down. He came down on either a round or a flat earth, but that baby came down. That's what he gets for going against the world. And he did not, for some reason, he forgot to build in the ejector seat.

Right? Well, from what I saw, like as soon as he launched, the parachute fell. That's an issue. That's something like, what's going to do? What do you mean? You just sit there. Then kiss your ass goodbye. Right.

That's what happened. Sad. Is it though? Yes. That's what you leave space to the experts, like Elon, NASA, the Russian. Well, just to be clear, the one thing that Mad Mike has over Elon and, you know, NASA, Jeff Bezos, Space Force, I don't know. Is that they aren't hopping in the rocket.

Dave themselves? Elon's like, yeah, we're launching a few rockets today. And nobody's going to be inside, though. I'm going to go ahead and click play on this live video stream for you and watch it with you. okay. He's not hopping in the rocket. Hey, what do you need? He sent his cherry red Tesla to space. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.

And it had the little dude inside. He had a toy car. Then Globy was part of one of the launches that went to the trenches. Like, who else do you want? Do you want that monkey that Russia sent? Is that

who you want? That was Mad Mike. Oh, that was Mad Mike? Yeah, Mad Mike was the monkey. Did you see the guy the pole vaulter from BYU? Yeah that ripped his weiner

because he didn't throw the bar right? Yep so he's running with the pole vaulter yep he's running with the you know with his pole vaulting Paul pole is like you know like the pole vaulters do back in the day I gave it up I gave it up I used to pull vault Oh used to do that? Yeah

You gave it up four Well the the pole broke It broke right in half I tried to get up there And so I decided, you know, maybe it's not for me. The pole was like, whoa. No, no, no, no, no, no. So he runs up and he, you know, puts it in the pole vaulting hole and flips himself up over the bar, which was perfect.

It was a perfect jump. It was a perfect jump. And then, you know, what you're supposed to do is you toss the pole off to the side. You just kind of, as you're jumping. And he's, you know, he's done it. I'm sure he's done it, you know, a thousand, a million. times and you know he just does the jump and the pole falls this time the pole continued to come forward so that when he's on the other side of the uh of the of the of the launching bar coming down

the pole is right there and it hits him right in the groin oh you are i mean more than turn that up i mean i want that fader turn high man out you aren't lying i mean you aren't lying i mean You aren't kidding, man. Ouch. Well, I have nothing to the video. I had the story I was going to give it to you, but it's my first time seeing the video. That hurts.

No, it didn't just hurt. It was. Ouch. Right in the scrotum, man. He got like, how many stuff did you get? 18 stitches. 18. Of course.

Perfect for it. Thank you. I mean to tell you. Ooh. I tell you one thing that it made me realize is how lucky I was to have given up the sport when I did. But did you see the story because it says the kid was immediately rushed to the hospital by his dad slash coach slash urologist. Okay. So the dad is a urologist?

All right. Isn't that lucky? So the dad face his penis? You would think that his dad may have helped. I mean, his dad probably had a way of, to hold it like this. You'll be fine. Hold it like this. Right?

Right? Oh, thank you. No, thank you to what? Oh, thank you. To Paul Volteen or having your dad touch your penis or put it back together? Look, you don't care who's touching your penis at that point, man. That is true, though.

Yeah, and he's what, 18? It doesn't matter. Oh, he's 21. So you still... When you're... Let's jump ahead. See what I'm saying? Let's jump ahead.

And get to the point where you have to be serviced by the medical profession. You don't care. You don't care? Oh, man. It does not matter. The world can come in and it doesn't matter. Is this the same thing than getting that ring stock in your people? penis too. You just want that ring out. You don't care if they use like the cutters, the

bolt cutter, you know, the, you know, like that ring that you get to use when you're performing. Yeah. I understand the what ring you're referring to. Are you saying that? In your ear. Thank you. Because I'm aware of what ring is talking. Is that the same? You just don't care who's looking at you. You just want that ring cut off. Look, at that point, if you have a ring put in, you've already bypassed the, you want people to see, right? Yeah, but it's turning purple right now and it's about to fall off.

Yeah, you need, it doesn't matter. He's just going in. I mean, you're walking in with your pants down, right? And you're saying, I need help. And I don't care or what, help me. Wait, hold that, hold on. You're walking pants down. You're walking on with your pants.

In fact, you might not even have pants on. So you're just going commander. You're just walking in, man. I got a ring in here. Can someone cut it off? And you're getting, you're getting ahead in the line. If you, say you and I are in the ER. Okay.

You got to cut our finger. Who cut the finger? And that guy walks in. You can take him. I'll wait. Nah, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.

Did you see where the couple, after being lost in the woods in California, were found? They were out wandering around for over a week. Carol 77 and Ian 72. She's a grave robber going after those younger men. They were staying at an Airbnb cottage in a getaway and they went out for a walk on Valentine's Day. Oh, that's February 14. That's correct.

So today, if you're watching and listening live, is 24th. Oof. We're lost for 10 days. They get lost a little over a week. Okay. Little over a week. Not a whole 10 days.

So they got lost. Just by then I'm like... Well, they didn't have a gun. Oh, they didn't have a gun. It's California. So they aren't walking around. They get lost. That's what they said.

They aren't walking around, but really it was a little Valentine's Day of business hike. Oh, yeah. Is that a redwood? Are you just happy to see me? Stop. I don't even know what. I'll just be doing one-liners for rim shots The entire episode

It's chewing the fat day So they're out wandering around Doing their Valentine's Day Business hike And they get lost Now they were out there Again for over a week Right

So there's no food Everybody's out searching for them now Because they don't know what happened to them Grandma Grandpa Right Right hello Mom dad

Benny Carole Carol Ian Oh sorry Wrong names Betty No I'm Carol Oh Carol

They were hollering for Betty They weren't looking for us Be quiet We don't know who they are Right So They were out there And

They said that They got lost And got turned around And then they don't know what happened they don't know what happened after that so old timers wait

they got lost in the dark and then we don't know what happened after that um how about we try and remember a little bit I've been out here in these damn woods calling your name for five six freaking days

and uh I think that's what happened. I think that is exactly what happened. So, I'm not joking around. They claim that they stayed alive by drinking a puddle near where they were located. They were drinking puddle water. Most people call that the latrine water, but they called it puddle water. They were over a week.

And they don't know what happened to it. They were abducted for sure. And they don't want to tell people that they've been probed for a week. Because it wasn't the Valentine's Day probe that had them going. So they're in stable condition. They're fine. They had slight hypothermia, which means we all have that. Who among us doesn't have slight hypothermia?

Thank you. They were absolutely abducted. Absolutely. And they can't remember. They're going to remember. They're going to write a book now, man. Valentine's Day abduction. Carol and I were out walking in the forest.

Then it was Valentine's Day probe. Right? I think that's what happened. I mean, I guess you can live a long time without, you've got to have water. You've got to have water. You can go quite a while without food, but you've got to have some water, right? You got to be able to.

Only Jesus can do that. Okay. All right, whatever. Let's turn your Bibles. I don't know my Bible with me, so I don't know where to tell you to turn it. Let's go to the beginning. Genesis.

In the beginning. God said... No, I don't think that's what God said. I don't think that's what God said at all. But, you know, whatever. You're fine. You're in the woods. You don't know.

All right. head to the break room. I need a drink of Coca-Cola Zero Sugar. Desperately. Oh my gosh. That is so good. And look who's joining us in the break room today. One of the hottest people on making the rounds in the last 24 hours

of social media. Arielle Scarsela. Ariel, how are you? I'm tired. Tired, but excited. There's a lot. There's a lot going on. The funny thing is this is the most support I've ever been shown. Amazing. So when you say the most support, you had a huge announcement this weekend. Yeah. You know, a huge announcement, maybe not to you, but it certainly was a huge announcement to many of your followers and the rest of the planet, actually. So that announcement

was what? You like peanut butter? What was the announcement? The announcement was that I no longer, I'd no longer want to be associated with the progressive left because I think that they have gone off the deep end. Incredible. Yeah, the funny thing is I've been making videos on YouTube for 10 years, and I've been getting hate, like crazy hate from that side of the political spectrum for the last five. So I've kind of never really truly been on their side, but I never opened myself up to the possibility of leaving.

You know, I just, I just was like, okay, they're going to hate me for whatever reason they hate me. Right. New reason to hate me each week. Every time I post a video, there's a reason. So, no matter what topic I do, no matter, the only thing you can say is that you love them. And then, you know, what kind of conversation is that? Right. Right.

So you're leaving the progressive left, and you're leaving the progressive left because, as you say in the headline, is that I'm a lesbian woman, you're a lesbian woman, and your YouTube channels certainly show support for lesbian women, and you try to support, you know, almost everyone else under the spectrum of whatever label you want to label anyone. I mean, we've got a ton of labels. You know, I mean, you can pull, we're pulling stickers off the wall every day of a new label. I don't agree with half of them, by the way.

I don't think half of them are even necessary. So what half needs to go away? In my opinion, all the new genders, like a drag queen, like if you go on, in New York, New York City, I think it's New York City, not New York State. Because it's sometimes different laws between the city and state. Right. I think they have drag queens down as a legal gender. Like a drag queen's art, a gender.

That's an expressive art. Like, there's no need for that. Like, you can be, you can be, you can be present as a man or a woman, or, you know, you can present. as androgynous, like in some, you know, people might not know what you are, what's in your pan. But like, besides that, like, what other, what needs to be said?

Well, even if, even if you are androgynous, like you said, you're still, whether, you know, you may not feel like something, but you technically are still something. I mean, biology isn't there. Right. Like, that's another reason. Like, these people on the left, you know,

on the far left, so to speak, because I'm still liberal, you know, but these people, you know, are trying to argue against science. And people are supporting them. And it's like, I don't, I don't want to be, I don't want to seem like I am one of these people. I just like, I went to college. You know, even if you didn't go to college, you go to elementary school, you learn. I just like to say, I just like to say, Ariel, welcome. Thank you. Hello. How are you? Come on in. If you were here, I give you a hug. Welcome. because it is basic science. It's amazing.

And it's okay. It's incredible that where you've gotten the hate from the past five years or even now, is the hate piling in more than ever right now in the last 24 hours? No, I haven't gotten any hate. And I think that speaks volumes too. Yes, it does. Now I notice. When people are supporting someone who's being, you know, I don't want to use the word bullied,

but, you know, well. Dog piled, maybe is a better word. Yeah. You know, when people come to support you, the other people tend to shut up because they're like, ah, like, now somebody's on their side and, you know, I'm not going to, I'm not going to start trouble.

Yeah. It's amazing. So I was, I was going through some of your, some of your videos on your YouTube channel, you know, YouTube.com slash ario, a, R-I-E-L-L-E, if I spelled that correctly. So, and you, you know, you do a lot of, a lot of videos with helping the trans community, which I found fascinating. That's, I mean, that's incredible.

Right. Right. And I think that the trans people that I have on my channel are people that obviously agree with me for the most part. Right. You know, they're, in my opinion, they're rational. They're smart. They're people that know that they have genderedistory and it sucks and they just, you know, want to live their lives. as, you know, as at best as I can as the opposite gender that they were born as, you know, opposite sex.

Right. And they're not hateful people. And, you know, I came up with the hashtag wrong kind of trans because I always get hate for being transphobic, but I have so many trans people that agree with me. But they're the wrong kind of trans. Right. Yeah, absolutely. And they get hate from the woke community, too. Yeah, I don't know.

people. I don't know how woke that community is. I don't know how woke. They're not. They're not. That community does not seem very, very woke. I mean, we've talked to Blair White before here on Chewing the Fat in the break room. And we also have discussed Yaneve, one of our favorite.

I don't want to say favorite people, just, you know, she, he, whatever, favorite. I would say, I would, I would just say they. Yeah. Okay. But I don't think that they're trans women. I think that, I think they're fetishists. Possibly. Right.

Okay. And I'll go with that. I'll go with that. But again, that is not, you know, there's another label that can kind of stay on the wall, right? That isn't part of, part of real life. Right. So now that you... And that's where self-ID becomes a problem, right?

Because people like that are taking abuse of it. Take advantage of it. It's just enough is enough. Yeah. And I mean, obviously, you reach the point of enough is enough. Oh, I've been, I've been down this role. for years and I just finally just said it out loud, I guess.

I really haven't, I haven't done videos with any of those types of people for years. This was just me making the announcement to make it clear, I guess. Right. I didn't expect it to go this viral, yeah. Well, I mean, if you were being, you know, your followers, you know, on, you know, YouTube and other social media channels, obviously

realize that. It would just, like, as you said, you know, it was time to say it out loud and get it out there. Right. maybe make some people realize that they shouldn't use what they're using and pretend to be what they are saying they are. Right. I hope that is the case.

So what's next? I mean, you said less than, you know, your main video where you said, I'm leaving the progressive left video, you asked less than, you know, a few hours ago, help me get to a million views. You've blown past that. You've bypassed that a long time ago. What's next? What's next?

I mean, you've got to create another big hit. What's going on? I guess, yeah. I mean, I have a video coming out soon that's definitely going to get hate. Not surprised. But it's going to be about where I'm at now and in what I think a woman is. And I think that is the main thing that's dividing, you know, what a woman or a man is. That's the main thing.

Those are the main things that are. the, you know, cis people from trans people or people within the LGBT community, you know, arguing what exactly it means to be such. And I'll give you a heads up. I think it's really four things. I think part of it is mental because if trans, if gender discory is a real thing in trans people's brains, at least most of them, look similar to the gender they identify with, not the sex they were born as, then mentally, being mentally a woman is partially a thing. Right? It's definitely if that's true. But you can't deny the fact that it's also physical, emotional, and social, right? And what's happening, I think, is trans people on, you know, in all walks of life, it doesn't matter what their political stances are saying, I'm a woman. And, you know, I'm a woman. I'm a woman.

And if they look, if they're still presenting as men, that's offensive. That's offensive to women who are socially, emotionally and physically living. of women. Yes. Yes, it is. It's offensive, but it's also offensive for people like me to say, well, trans women aren't women at all because I think there is a part of it that is. Maybe we find out in a few years it's an intersex brain condition.

I don't know, but there's something different about them, right? Otherwise, there wouldn't be this mental, you know, division, between them and their bodies. And it's possible we find that out, no question. Right. And so let's say I'm wandering around Australia today. I got nothing else to do. I'm just wandering around Australia.

Is there something that's going on in that neck of the woods where I could come and see you in the next couple days? There is. Thank you for promoting that. I'm actually at the airport now headed to L.A. And then from L.A. I go to Sydney. The reason I wanted to post this video in the first place was because people tried to silence me and two other lesbians

on a panel that we're doing at Sydney Mardi Gras for LGBT Mardi Gras. And there was a few loud activists, like a thousand people that protested me. Wow. Had no actual reason to do so besides their own opinions, you know, from what they consider transphobia or biphobia or whatever. People call me racist. I don't even know where they got that from. Wow.

Literally, they just throw buzzwords at it, you know. and I finally was like, this is, this is enough. The two other lesbians that were on the panel with me chickened out, and they were like, we don't want to be associated with her, with me. And they were like, we're not even going to do the panel. And I was like, whatever. Wow. They're throwing me under the bus.

And then we wound up getting two other, one trans woman that identifies as a lesbian only dates women who agrees with me on everything, by the way. It feels better for me. Yeah, and then, and then, some. somebody called Rain Dove who identifies as non-binary, but I think, you know, for the most part, I guess, is female. I haven't seen her genitals, whatever. But they're female, I think. But, you know, I'm trying to be respectful, right?

Sure. Because I'll call you whatever the hell you want, but that doesn't, you know, there's a line again, right? Sure. And I think that's where most people are. I think that's the common misconception, right? I mean, sure, you want me to call you a sofa. Okay, you're a sofa. Fine.

I got no problem with that. But when we start talking about actually come down to facts, you know, it's not a real, it's not a thing. Right. And that's where I draw the line. I draw the line with silencing women, you know, telling people that they're whatever phobic, you know, for just simply the way they're attracted to people.

And anti-science. Like, you can't do that. You're making us look like idiots. We're going to lose our rights because these young kids, honestly, are making a fool of us. We'll leave it at that. Ariel Scarcella, thank you so much. I really appreciate your time.

I know you're busy. You're headed to Australia for your Les Talk coming up in a couple of days. Hashtag wrong kind of trans. You can follow her on Twitter, Ariel Scarcella, her YouTube.com. Slasharella. Thank you so much. I appreciate your time. Thank you.

Thank you so much. Be safe. Really nice of Ariel Scarsela to make time for chewing the fat today. It was great. She is on fire and making news around the world. I will say that when she commented about the person that's joining her, rain dove, I was thinking, well, I mean, you got to be what kind. She doesn't even, wasn't even aware of what.

reindove was is I sent your picture well that's what I'm saying I clicked on it and it's confusing very confusing so she's right he's a very handsome man she's whoa hey whoa

with big boobs whoa how dare you use we don't know we don't know that though well we know that you shouldn't be using it is what we know I'll tell you that he's a very handsome person Okay, thank you. I'll give you that. Anyway, it was great to have her on. And if you're just tuning in and you missed the interview with Ariel Scustella,

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oh not too chewing the fats I know I'm sorry calm down did she win her award yet we never give her awards that she can go the hell away I just saw a big article on her with her mom and she's sitting in her mom's lap and it's just, ugh. I just can't.

You can learn about the parents on Stu Does America. Stu Does Greta's parents. So great episode. Yeah, I'll be sure to go and watch that. Listen to it. So great. What's the name of it again?

Stu does Greta Thumbard's parents. I would watch that. I will say that I would watch that. But I don't think that's what you mean, really. Stu does great appearance. Does great a parent. Yeah, that's what I mean. Okay.

We'll just leave her right there. I'm sure that's what Stu did to Greta's parents. Anyway, a million-dollar idea this weekend came from this story, and I thought, I thought of this idea I don't know how long ago and now someone is acting on it. Good for her.

Naked house cleaner. Naked house cleaner. That's from a TV show shameless. Million dollar idea. I love it. Mother of three. $123 an hour come clean the house naked.

Are willing to foot that bill? Is your house needs to be cleaned $123 bucks an hour for her to clean the house naked? Is that all she's doing? Yes? Where's Greta? How dare you?

No, don't know, but I don't want to hear that god awful job. But I mean, yes. Now, you could, look, she's throwing in there, you can get a fully nude cleaning. Or, you know, she can just go topless. Or she'll just have her lingerie cleaning your house. Or, you know, if you want me to go topless and clean this bedroom, I'll raise the price for you. Or you want the kitchen clean and have me be completely raised the price up for you there, too.

Yeah, there's nothing else happening. Although I will say the story does lead with she's a mother of three. That's saying you don't get to be a mother by cleaning a house naked and not doing anything. Thank you. The fantasy clean company. I like that title. Fantasy clean. Did they have a website?

Fantasy clean. Has posted opening on its Instagram and Facebook pages. Looking for both female and males. So the business is expanding. Are you willing to work to be the naked guy that cleans houses around town? Absolutely. Absolutely 100%. Oh no.

There probably is no special fat guy naked cleaning service. But there might be. I mean, under the heading of Fantasy Clean Company, you know, I could get there. So good luck. Is that in the U.S.?

Well, not right now. I told you that. Should we reach out? What you should do is listen to the... Yes. Let's talk to the mother of three. Let's talk to Claire O'Connor. She's a professional cleaner.

And as we've learned here on Join the Fat, you could be a professional at more than one thing in life. So, she left the job as a hotel cleaner to fill a gap. I could finish the sentence, but I just want to leave it right there for you. I've reached out to her. We'll see what happens.

Yeah, we definitely need to talk to Claire. See how business is going? But I don't like this because on her post, looking to become a naked mail cleaner or looking to hire a naked male cleaner. Jeffrey, here's a picture of the male cleaner that she's looking for. I don't think I qualify. I will say that that's not a picture of me.

Or you? Yes. I don't think I qualify for what she's looking for. If that's, I mean, she may just, well, that's just what, you know, that was just our post, but we may be looking for up. That's the only picture found a Getty that I could use legally. Maybe we talked to Claire. Either she might be the first, you know, the first interview on the YouTube channel. Have you seen her?

Yeah. I wouldn't mind. She can clean my house. You know that right now, there's all the truckers around America are saying so many one-liners. she can clean my pipes I'll show her I've got you know what I'm stopping

I'm stopping oh if we get a chance to talk to Claire maybe I'll do her then so we talk a lot about death row inmates and the possibility of what their last meal is what they select some states don't even do it anymore they just give you there you go

that's what you get whether you're dying or not so there was a man in Arizona who I'm sorry, Tennessee, that had his last meal. And he picked fried pork chops, mashed potatoes with gravy, peach pie with vanilla ice cream. Now, that sounds like a fine meal. But is that the meal that you want for your last meal? I mean, you're going to be juiced on death row,

and your last meal is just a fried pork meal? chop with some mashed potatoes and gravy along with peach pie and vanilla ice cream. Hmm. That's something we may have to discuss on the YouTube channel. What would your last meal be? Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. So I want to let you know that those of you that are going on the cruise through history and not the Chris Cruz through history, although Chris Cruz will be on the cruise through history,

It's still on. It's still on. So those of you that are concerned about, nothing to worry about. Everything's fine. No worries. Cruz is still on. The travel partner is saying that they're going through all the safe measures.

They're ensuring that everyone's going to be safe. It should be the trip is going to be nothing short of amazing. and so still on and you're still going right you're still going right you heard it from Chris Cruz himself he's still I'm still going I'm still going how you feel are you going are you going to say the big news what's that like even more bigger than a new YouTube page what big news is that are you kidding me you're not going to say the big news is big announcement what is that That you are the designated survivor of the blaze. That hasn't been issued yet as an official email yet.

Oh. I don't know that I, we can. We can't if you'd like. I believe we can and we should. All right, go ahead. So as of today. Are we going to hold a press conference? Do you want to hold a press conference?

Yeah, let's hold the press conference. Well, let me make a phone call. We're jumping the gun a little bit, but we'll just do the press. Go ahead, come on. This official just has a little bit. couple of comments and then we'll be done. Not going to be taking any questions. Wait, you're not taking questions?

No, no question. I just want to make a statement. I forget that the press might have some coronavirus. I mean, I just want to make an announcement that, you know, Jeff Fisher was named the designated survivor as we head into almost three weeks into the cruise. Is that help? Seriously, three weeks away.

No, this isn't part of the press conference. It is only three weeks away. About to, yeah. So we'd like to inform everybody. You're going to be off again? You're going to be off again? Going on a stupid cruise? Ignore Jeff Fisher's comment,

but we just want to introduce you to the... Whoa, dude. We're going to back up a little bit with that cough? I wanted to introduce you to the actual Destinator Survivor of Blaze Media, Blaze TV, Blaze Live, because that's a thing now. Blaze Radio.

Blaze podcast Fisher, do you have any comments that you want to say? I do, but not in this room. All these people cough and I'm going to go out in another room. Maybe we just do another microphone away from this room because we got... So what I just like to say is thank you, and your trust at me is I will prove well-deserved. And if there is any sort of issue, which we are not anticipating whatsoever. But if there is an issue, I...

Jeff Fisher as the designated survivor of the cruise through history of tour am here for you. Thank you. So. No, I said no question. I said there was going to be no questions. I said there was going to be no questions.

Enough. So there you have it. I mean, that's the big news. You're right. I think that's bigger than the YouTube. I think so too. I think so too. Because to be honest, I'm just going to say my goodbye.

when I leave to the cruise on the 23rd. Oh, no. Don't do that. We'll be sad. It's such a jerk. Because you know for a fact, if I'm not here, who else is going to care

about CTF? Other than you, of course. Again, don't do that. I'll be sad. Do you have anything else? Do you have anything else? Yes. I am so angry at Harry and Megan.

We're going to just do a quick hit on the Royal. all right I think I've had enough of them I think I've had enough of the royals I think I've now turned American I'm pissed at them wait I'm pissed at I'm tired of them I just turned into Lord of Carrie

until you just not you know what I don't care you know you could be the Lord or whatever Dingleberry piece of property you bought I don't care Megan and Harry are trying to bad mouth the queen they're doing the whole thing over the whole being

called the Royals and you know what Megan has I mean I don't know what she's got on Harry she got that cuckunk she's got some serious Megan Bittness going on man

what is it again the cacong yeah I don't quite sure she calls it that but uh yeah I confirmed okay I confirmed it with the ex sucks ex

royles I mean to tell you what the heck is going on she lost control bro She literally lost control. Wow. And they try their bad mouth in the queen. The queen is like, no, you can't be using the royals anymore.

And it's not going to happen. And then they try, well, the queen had no jurisdiction over the word royal overseas. Oh, honey. Oh, honey. I don't think she knows what she's talking to. I know. Does she know that she's talking to? How is Harry letting this happen?

How is Harry letting this happen? Why isn't Harry saying? Because it's a cuck-cunk. So at some point, maybe when Harry's cuddling Archie at night and they're in their little bungalow that doesn't even come close to the royal property, they're sitting in some dump just worth a couple million. And he says, you know, baby, maybe we should just leave. Take it easy. It's okay. We could make it on our own.

It's okay. But maybe we just, you know, leave Grandma alone and not worry about it. Maybe that's his nice. Maybe he tries that and she's not having any of it because she is. Have we forgotten? I know me and you have not forgotten. But has she forgotten how Harry's mother died? I mean it was a...

Right, right. It was a car accident. It was a horrible. Yeah. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible car accident. A horrible. It was horrible.

The paparazzi following. Maybe, you know, someone should just give her a newspaper with the headline of Princess Diana dead. car accident, flame, gunshot, I mean, just flamed. See what happens. That's too hard on Harry, though, but you got to make sure she gets that on her own. Because Harry's still struggling with that. Oh yeah, we forgot, but he's 34. It's still struggling.

He's still struggling. Look, hey, creep, you know, something he just can't get rid of. Happened to him when it was 11. He just can't get rid of it. Something like that. So. But I tell you this, though, this is one thing that CTF could take to the grave. we were right about

thank you queen is upset thank you that she gave the blessing never had said yes never have said yes to that

and we've talked about it before but you know I know she loved her grandson and she didn't want to disappoint him why Harry wants Harry gets he lost his mother I know make him happy

and he's not going to be king Billy is going to be king and Harry's still just trying to have a life strong for an identity and so she should not have let that She listened to dad. What did dad's have about actresses? I let that happen.

Dad said you want a little bit of that cuck. You keep that on the side. Look at your brother. I mean, grandpa said that, not dad. Dad would never say that. Marry someone.

Dad said, don't you have somebody back at the horse barn like me? Grandpa was the one who said, Harry, come here, man. Oh yeah, you're right. What are you doing?

What are you doing? You keep the cunk on the side. You don't marry those kids. Like your dad even was, as dumb as he is, had the horse. horse face back there at the barn. They're not wrong, though.

I know. I know. Holy cow. She is. I don't think she knows who she's messing with. I think she's getting a little bit too big fur britches. And it's literally the queen of England messing with.

She could literally make you disappear. You think Clinton are bad? You want to go under the freaking check the closet of the queens Hillary can't come close to the royals list man I mean she's trying trust me Hillary's absolutely

trying absolutely she's going for that but do you know that the queen came from Queen Mother and right now she's the person to hold that crown the longest you think she didn't

and she's going to win Megan here's the deal the queen's going to win all pissed I let me use the word Royals, I should be able to use the rules. I married Harry and we're Royals. I should be able to use it. Did you sure say to me?

Nope. I should know. I'm sorry. You should say in South Africa where she sent you. You just should have stayed part of the royal family. In Africa. You're the one that, you're the one that wanted to break apart and be on your own and go because she got the poopy assignment.

She wanted a nice assignment like Will and Kate. But they didn't get the assignment of Will and Kate. They got the poopy assignment to go to South Africa and manage it down there. and she did not want to go to South Africa. For a little while. Just for a little while. Exactly. It's called kissing the ring.

Show that you can kiss their ring. Everybody starts at the bottom. And by the way, Megan, you knew all along, you weren't going to be queen. Your hubby, your hubby was not going to be king. So until bro, where's the crown, you got to just ride the wave a little ways. again and then if when bro where's the crown you know you could literally manipulate them to do whatever you want

it's all good bro wears the crown you're in you're in he's not good he's like yeah grandma's dead but you know I thought about it yes we'll give her the princess title and we'll give Archie the prince title you know we'll do that

all you have to do is literally survive a 150 year old queen and then a 110 king and then you have the 30-year-old king. I mean, odds are, and I'm willing to go on all I'm here, odds are Chuck goes before the queen. Absolutely.

I think Chuck goes before the queen. Absolutely, the queen. She was driving a month ago. The story is going to be when something happens bad, and I don't want anything bad to happen to Chuck. No, we don't. I mean, even with horse face, I don't want anything bad to happen to Chuck.

But. This horse would be pissed because she's following the question. queen. I know. Kind of learning the ropes. I know. Kind of like seeing what it takes to be a spouse of a royal. So when Chuck goes and the queen is still alive, I mean, Bill and Kate pay a visit. Hello.

Hey, we just thought we'd stop by and say, we're so, I mean, we're so sad. My dad passed away and, you know, Kate's father and a lot passed away and your, you know, your husband. Yeah, no, I know you loved him very much. You loved him for years. You loved him for years. But we just want to stop by. It's been a month since dad's passing. I know you're still sad and you're still trying to make it out.

Look, you're going to be fine. I just want to let you know that when Grandma goes and I'm king, you're still going to be taken care of. Don't worry about it. You're just going to live back over here by the... Right, with the other horses for, you know, forever. but that's it oh i know you still love going out pretending you don't know i quit your bitching i'm sick of hearing it i yeah seriously i'm sick of hearing it all right we got to go now but

i'm just letting you know uh morning's over and you're out