Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 312 | Fat Tuesday, Lord of England, & National Pancake Day

Episode Date: February 25, 2020

Looks like Costco is changing rules if you want to get food from the cafe and that sparks a conversation between Jeffy and Kris Cruz on who's better; Sam's Club or Costco? New Orleans changes its rules when it comes to the floats and Jeffy doesn't agree with them. Harvey Weinstein feels a little sick after he was sent to Rikers Island. Today's big discussion: who makes the best TV dinner. You decided! Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to it. Chewing the Fat on Fat Tuesday. Oh, yeah. Nice to be part of living life today. It's Fat Tuesday. It's National Pancake Day. And Costco is changing. Oh, no.

This is sexually sad. No, never mind. No. Oh, no. For those of you that have been sneaking into. Costco and getting their food, just kind of sneaking in and getting their food. You'll get the cheap buck 50 hot dog and a soda. Yeah, you're not going to be able to do that anymore.

Yeah. They're going to make you show your membership card at the food counter too. What? I know. Now, I know Sam's Club now, they've started to make you show your card at the door again. for a long time they didn't just come in just walk in

yeah just walk in and so you'd go up to a lunch counter no problem when you didn't need a membership card but that's Sam's Club so Costco

I thought you had to show your card going into Costco too I've never been to a Costco I'm a Sam's person Sam's got me I'll let the jokes go but for a while we did both

Costco is wait hold on do you really need both isn't that the same? Well, did I say for a while? No, they're not the same. That's my point. But they do have some differing products.

And so for a while we wanted some products at Sam's and some products at Costco. That you cannot find at those places? Correct. Okay. And now, Sam's has completely changed around. I mean, you gotta order a bunch of stuff online now that they're not in the stores anymore.

That's a good, that's smart. That's smart. Get those orders in and out. That kind of ticks me off. Oh, God. Such a boomer. That's a problem with this country right now. Boomers are just going to play out.

You know what? No, it's not. Too much. No, it's not a problem. If I want the product. Bug Monday. It was sureish. I just go to the store.

It was right there. Okay, boomer. Go to the W. Now I got to go online and take a week for free shipping to get it to my house. Go to www. W.samsclub.com and order there. Ugh. You just download the app.

What's an app? Ugh. You done? Yeah. Because I do have the app. And I do order things online. I do order things from the store and I go and pick it up where you could just go and life is so much easier.

Ah, you. Exactly. I really want to go to Sam stuff or Costco right now? I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I bring my own cart. I have my own shopping cart. Oh, okay.

I mean, that's not a bad idea, actually. I'm telling you, do you really want to go anywhere public right now? Yes, I don't care. What are you talking about? Do you want to go? Stop with the pandemic worry. Sir, can I see you? card.

No, I'm good. www. Sam's Club.com. Have a good day. Well, I can't get the frozen yogurt on at sammsclub.com. No, you can't.

You know what? I don't want any of the frozen yogurt right now. I'm good. You thought the licking of the ice cream was bad? Just went to the freaking person in the front is like, sir, you just cough up your lung.

Yeah. You need me to put a cap on this for you? Nah, that's fine. Don't worry about it. Don't touch me. Just put it on the counter. Don't even touch me. Don't touch me.

Yeah, it's over. It's over. It's over we've done with. Sad day at New Orleans, too. It's speaking of Fat Tuesday. It's raining. Okay, I wasn't going to give the weather report, but that's fine. You want to put the green screen behind you and give me the national weather

forecast across the country. I'm not going to give you the national weather forecast, but I give you the forecast in New Orleans. But I'm talking about things that are changing for the parades, right, because they had a couple people lose their life. Oh, no. We lost them? We lost them? Aren't those things going like two miles an hour? See, that's what I'm saying. So how? But what they're saying is that, oh, that was a bump. Oh, that was Bob. Right. Some of the, some of the, some of the people that make the floats have these multi, trailer floats. Okay.

And so they're not going to be able to do that anymore. So that's one float. There's no more, there's no multi-layered floats. Like, have you can't have two or three, right. You can't daisy chain a different. Right. So you just one at a time.

I don't know. I guess that stops people from falling in between them. Is that what happened to the other one? Yeah. I think so. Okay. I can see that. I can see that.

That's a good change. What are you working for the New Orleans Parade Commission now? I am. I want to be part of the. board of the new orleans parade commission yeah the nopc no pc yeah yeah yeah if one of them has the coronavirus that's don't be out of the streets anyway with all those dude do you go to new orleans i mean it's packed so people don't care hmm but that's an epicenter right there bro i know don't they would have like hurricane katrina came by there a couple of years ago and like

It's been more than a couple years. Oh, do they really want to... I mean, the city's still paying for that, actually. Do they still want to push it? Apparently they do. Okay, well, good for you. Apparently they do. New Orleans.

Is that a multi-layered... Got multiple trailers on that? It's fine. Never mind. Let it go. Let it go. So since you're the so-called producer of the show, Oh, I thought you going to call me something else.

Yeah, I'll take it. What? I thought you're going to call you so-called Lord. I thought you're going to. We'll get to that. Okay. We'll get to that. You can pretend that you're a Lord all you want.

I already told you that. I already told you that. But it is, as I stated earlier, a national pancake day. Yeah. And back when I was a producer of shit. shows, I would make sure that IHop brought in pancakes for the shows on national pancake day. Remember our conversation from yesterday? No, I don't.

I don't recall the conversation we had yesterday. No, I don't. The conversation went like this. Hey, Jeffie, tomorrow, actually you said tomorrow's natural pancake day. Ooh, AHop is getting free pancakes. That's national pancake day, yeah. We should go and do a YouTube video since you have a YouTube page. Maybe you go to the

IHOP that is literally like 10 minutes from here and we'll do a video of us participating on National Pancake Day and your response was No, Jeffie, seriously. I sounded like crickets? Seriously, do you want to do a YouTube video since now you have a YouTube page

chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher on YouTube and we need to populate that so you could get more viewers and tomorrow is perfect day because it's not only National Pancake Day it's actual fat Tuesday. Do you want to go and do a YouTube video? I hope.

Okay, that's fine. That's fine. Do you remember that conversation for sure? I don't. You don't? Not a single portion of that. Sorry. I got to stop drinking.

Breaking news. Here we're on chewing the fat. And what happens when you record? You know, when chewing the fat records, news happens. Absolutely. We got breaking news. Apparently, Jeffrey's off today. man on the streets.

Oh, no, yeah, he's off. Go to Chrissy. Chrisy on the streets. On the street. Chrisi on the street. Hey, Fisher, can you hear me right? We've got you, Chrissy. Go ahead.

Do you remember Hank Azari? He used to play Apu on the Simpsons back in 2018. Yes. Oh, yes. That's the character that's no longer on the show, right? Since 2018. Since 2018. He just quit because it just didn't feel right.

Back to the other studios. Oh, that's our breaking news. report. I'm sorry I didn't mean to cut you off. I'm just saying that he just doesn't feel right doing the character and he's going to quit Apu back to you at the studios.

Thank you. Man on the street report, Chrissy reporting chewing the fat because when chewing the fat records, news happens. Correct me if I'm wrong. Oh look, Chrissy's right here back in the studio. Yeah, I'm back in the studios, yeah. Sorry. I mean you made it up you're all right? You didn't have to run up the stairs to get back to the studio. I learned from the best. You do not run to the mic. I don't want you. Yeah.

Elton John is a perfect example why you don't run to the mic. If you run to the mic, now you're out of breath, you get sick on your tour and then you have to leave crime. So I don't want to do that. I want to be here and perform the news for you guys. But yes, it's confirmed as of today. Was this been confirmed that, now they said he just had

like pneumonia or something like that. Yeah. But we don't know if he had I mean, No, we do not know. I mean, Elton's been traveling the globe, man. He has been traveling the globe. I will say he does, he travels the globe, not with other people. No, Elton has his own jet.

He lets Harry and Megan use from time and time. Once in a while. I don't know if that's going to happen anymore. That's not going to happen anymore. You know, the queen called those days are out, man. Everybody. And, you know, by the way, you're no longer the godfather. No, he's still the godfather.

No, he's not good. No, he's the godfather. You pick. Do you want to be Sir Elton John? I do. Or do you want to be Elton John? I want to be Sir Elton John. Okay, then you no longer communication with the Royals.

I mean, with Megan and Harry. Megan and Harry, who? Exactly. Click. So, anyway, back to our man on the street. Yeah, yeah. Hank Azari. Hank Azari has come out and said that he no longer wants to be a zoo.

Apu. That's what I said. Bless you. And by the way, his name is Apu Naha'a-Sapeliton. It's long. Apu-Nah-San-Pemapel-Tilon. You think you'd get that in the live report from the man on the street, wouldn't you? But no, we had to wait for the studio for that.

Yeah, yeah. So he's decided he's not going to do the character anymore. I do have a question. Oh, yes. Was that character on the show anymore? No, no, no. Since 2018 and 8. 18, sorry.

Or 8. All right, whatever. It doesn't matter. Would you get cut? When you get cut? We have not seen Apu at all. There's been two seasons without Apu. So he's had enough of the character.

Yeah, he has enough. You know, when you have no lines. He's had enough of the character. That's enough. That's enough. I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to come in anymore. I don't want to read anymore.

You know, I'm just done. I don't know if he actually was coming in. He just comes in and sits. I bet he was. I bet he was. Table read. Everybody gets the script. Where's my script?

Ooh. You can have, as a matter of fact, no. You can have a couple of water. Because I know he did play other characters. Yeah, a lot. Yeah, most of the talent has other multiple characters. They play other characters. So, you know, he might be saying, I just quit the entire show.

But the news article from the Hollywood reporter says, Hasi says he quits voicing a poo because he just did not feel right. It just, it doesn't feel right. It doesn't feel right because it wasn't on the show anymore. Wow. I mean, you got to get out in front of it. It's unclear. You got to get out in front of it.

You have to. You have to. If you want to have a... Because they might decide tomorrow, you know, we need to bring a poo back. Apu na hasa, Pema, Petit, Lone back. Yes. We need to bring him back. Yeah.

Or a zoo or a poo or whatever. Any of them. Which, by the way, Apu had a poo, his wife and like 18 kids. He was living large on the show. He was living large. But he just couldn't do it. business owner. He just couldn't do it anymore. Quiki mark, quick mark.

Like business owner? Right. Like the American dream. He is the American dream. And yeah. And by the way, the most iconic phrase came from Apu. Thank you, come again. There you go. You do. Tell me.

Every time you don't walk into a 7-Eleven and you see Apu at the register, you don't think, think you come again. I don't. Oh, you don't? I don't. Oh, sorry. Then it's just me. Just a racist Chris Cruz.

Thank you. Speaking of being racist Chris Cruz, as long as we brought it up, we touched on it, your lordship. Oh, thank you. Yes. I wasn't calling you. You said it and you looked at me. So thank you for. We got some, we got some bail in.

We did. To chewing the fat. Courtney, thank you. Courtney sent multiple letters to chewing the fat. Yeah. Which, if you want to do that, you're more than welcome to. some letters to chewing the fat. Should we give out the address?

Yeah, you can email us at Chewing the Fat at the blaze.com if you want the address. And then you give the address? Yes. Okay. Yeah, I don't want to give up the address. I want people to know the address right off the top. I want to go through a little bit of work. Go through this hoop.

Let's see if you really want the address. Thank you. I like that. I like that. Thank you. So I got a letter. I got a letter from Courtney. You did?

Yes. So did I. Yes. I got my address to Lord Jeff Fisher. That's pissing me off. Did you buy, did you buy land in Ireland without telling me? Not as of yet. So.

Not as of yet. So did you buy land in Ireland? Again, not as of yet. Well, that lordship needs to go. Because you're not. According to Courtney. Now. But by the way,

It arrived. I just want to be clear that the Postal Service did deliver. Yes. Yeah. And by the way, a lot of people say maybe she misspelled lard. Did a lot of people say that? Yes. A lot of people said that?

Yes. A lot of people say maybe she misspelled lard. That's funny. Or large. That's funny. Ooh. I mean, nice paper too. It's got, I mean, it's.

Ooh. It's got a picture in the paper and everything. Yes, it does. What do you call that? A picture in the paper? Manogram. No, watermark, watermark, not manogram. I don't know what menogram is.

It's watermark. I mean, some women would say that their breast feels like this piece of paper with a mammogram, but you never had one or not. I mean, I have. Oof. So according to this note here, I don't know what yours says. Give me the top of what yours says. Congratulations, your lordship. Oh my gosh.

It's the same thing. me go go on you're now recognized as lord chris cruz mine says Jeff Fisher your lordship title is now legally yours and last all your life and is recognized by our 50k strong community and is searchable around the universe lordship registry and the house of Pierpont archer thank you where's that at thank you where's peer i am a lord thank you thank you Courtney has now... Who is she? Is she like queen? Yes, she is. Is she queen of Charleston, South Carolina?

She is... No, well, that's just where she made it. Oh, that's what she milled it from. She had one of her... It was one of her underlings mail it out. Okay. These to... Oh, wait a minute. You want me read more? Important note. I don't care what it says. Okay. Important note. Now, we don't need to read the whole thing, but...

It's cool, though. I will say... I will say... This is the best in... The Ireland people. I mean, this is, we are, and I say we, me, really. Yeah, I don't need, I don't need to be a lord of Pierpoint Archer. I spit on Pierpont Archer.

So you're like, I mean, if we acknowledge, and I use the capital letter if, acknowledge that you purchased a lordship. I mean, you're like Lord Squared now. Oh, I like that. I like that. Right? I will, if you recognize my Lord Square, I recognize your lordship.

These, according to this letter, these, and I guess I should say thank you, but I'm not going to. Important note at the bottom of this letter, These titles are not to be used to commit fraud or mislead with intent to commit any offense or obtain money by deception. I don't like this. I don't either. What good is it?

What am I doing with it? If I'm going to send a email to get some money that I can't get out of my bank account and I need you to loan me some money, I'm going to use, hey, my name is Lord Chris Cruz, House of Pierpon Archer. I have $2 million from my bank account and currently I can't get to them because I'm in America and I just need your help if you can just give me $50,000 I don't need $2 million

I just need $50,000 to get back to No we're getting $50,000 to get to $2 million Yes to get to $2 million If you can just email me back I'd be really appreciated I just need you bank account, routing number and I'll just send a request through PayPal

According to this, I thought you said we're not going to read the whole thing. We're not. But according to this, I could change my driver's license, my passport, credit cards, bank accounts with the title. Yeah. Oh, we're doing that. Congratulations are in order for Jackson Brady Hanley Jr. from Arizona. Jackson Brady Hanley Jr. celebrated four months of sobriety. Jackson Brady-Hanley Jr.

Come on down. You are the winner of four. Not one, not two, not three, but four months of sub-brien. What's that? You're drunk? Oh, no. Oh, no. Jackson, Brady-Hanley, Jr. went four months without drinking and then decided he was going to fall off the wagon again.

Oh, no. Oh, no. And get drunk. And I know, right? I mean, it's a struggle. I get it. I get it. Everybody, not everyone, but you quit drinking and you, you know, then you fall out, you

get back out, you know, I'm going to drink again. I can't stop drinking. I've got to drink again. And then you realize what a bad place it puts you in. And you stop drinking again. And then you get the award for being sober for four months. Come on down. And then you stumble down the stairs because it celebrated the four months.

You got drunk. That's what you don't celebrate when you hit that four months. And by the way, four months, come on. What? It's four months. I know, it's still tough. Is it, like, you could do four months in four months. Like, it just, that's a snap.

Can I quote you on that? You can do four months on four months. Four months is just like just doing like four months without. I mean, look, I can understand how difficult it is. Yeah, you've had drinks. And sometimes you go, I just crave a cold glass of beer. And not being a Jackson, Brady-Hanley Jr. drunk, I can have a drink and then not drink again for however long. I just got tired of being drunk.

Yeah. I mean, there are times when I feel, oh, I can see that. When I want an ice-cold beer, it tastes so good, it tastes so good. And it smells so good. The last one I had, we were at this party, and they had draft beer. And it was smelled so good. And the mug was cold. mug was cold.

I got a nice big head on the top and I almost down that completely. No, there's no. I didn't even finish it. I mean, I just took the jug until I was so good. I just, afterwards I just set it down. That was enough. That's all I wanted was the

quick, quick jug with the head on the top. That's all I wanted. That was enough. But Jackson, Brady-Henley Jr. of Arizona, you know, couldn't do that when out and got drunk. The sad thing is that when he went out, he went out drinking and got drunk, then he got caught you on drinking without getting drunk, yeah. Oh, you can't. But, I mean, Jackson, Brady, Hensk, can't.

Now when you're trying to, you know, beat, you know, alcoholism. Right. You can't go out to drink. And then to get drunk and steal a vehicle. Ooh. Yes. So he stole the car? That's a problem.

No, it's a motorcycle. Oh, still a vehicle. Yeah, I can see that. So he hopped on his bicycle. I'm sorry? Hopped on his bicycle. So he already had a vehicle. Correct.

He didn't have one with an engine on it. So he wanted to upgrade. Yes. He was like, I've been driving this bicycle for a while now. And I don't know if he had a DUI. It doesn't say whether he lost it. his license or not. You know, I just hit my four-month mark.

I need to upgrade my bicycle to a what? A motorcycle, a Kawasaki. Oh, Kawasaki, okay. So he walks into the local Kawasaki dealer. Oh, good, good, good, good. He just bike up on the railing out front, walks into the motorcycle dealer. And does he talk to a dealership? This kind of looks around.

Oh, he's looking around. Looks around. Says, ooh, that bike over there looks good. Pushes it out the door. And continues to push it on down the sidewalk. So he stole it. Now, he showed up on a vehicle that actually you can hop on and ride. Yeah, he's pedal.

He left with the vehicle. Pushing it. Pushed it. And I'm guessing the motorcycle is a little bit heavier than the bicycle. I think so. I think so. By a couple of pounds, but it's so heavier. So the police were called.

Whoop. And they found Jackson Brady-Handley Jr. Well, after he reached that point, okay, okay. He just leaned it up against a fence along the sidewalk on the way home. And just left it there? That's where he was standing with it. Oh, he was standing with it.

Leaning up against the fence with the bike. I should have been stolen this. I mean, I should have not allegedly stolen this. Right, thank you. I didn't steal it. I just took it for a walk. Yes. I took it for a walk.

I saw it lonely and I wanted to take it for a walk. Right. So the dealership now claims that there was a little scrape on the exhaust pipe that's worth $3,500. What? Come on now. It's not his fault that your salesperson let him push it off the showroom floor, drunk. Where was your sales guy? I hope he got the boot too.

So now you're going to charge him $3,500 for damage to the exhaust. Oh, a scrape against a fence. Oh, I was going to say, how did he even damage a Kawasaki? Those things are like... Pushing it up. Because he leaned it up against the fence and it's... Oh, you don't do that. It scraped the exhaust.

Ooh. Okay. Okay. Now, he claimed that... Uh, I just stole it, take it for a walk. So he actually admitted it? Yeah, well. Oh, he needs to call Fisher and Cruz Associates.

You never admit to anything. Anything. Justin is blind. Justice is blind. Just go for it. Thank you. Unless you're Harvey. Unless you're Harvey ones.

Thank you. You got it. Justice is not blind. Guilty two counts. Harvey is still, he couldn't believe it. Could really? He ended up in the hospital. I just want to say.

He's going to absent himself, watch. To my man Jackson, Brady Handley Jr., bro. stop drinking. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Give it up. You last a four months.

Good job. Let's do five months. Yeah, let's go. Let's get back on it. Let's get your bike back. I don't think he's getting his bike back. Plus he's going to have to pay for the scrape on the exhaust. Tough, man.

Absolutely. Was that getting drunk worth it now? My friend, was it? I don't think so. Back to Harvey. He couldn't believe it. He was like, I can't believe. believe it I'm but I'm innocent how can this happen no that was later no that was later

because when he got the when he got the verdict he was like I can't I can't believe it this happened in America how can this happen in America what I'm innocent and he so maybe was the judge the judge says no you're not the sentencing is the first part you know next month sometime but you're not going home we're throwing you're going to jail okay mr. dick thank you but guy can barely walk plus He's pushing a walker. You let him be home with this, with this bracelet on for all this time. Yeah, on and off, though.

The bracelet came off more than it was on. He sometimes forgot to put it on when he went to places. And he kept bringing books and cell phones. You can't, look, we already covered this, but, you know, you couldn't expect everybody to remember to put the bracelet on every time you left the house. That's asking a lot. If you're in house arrest, how can they track you? The court seemed to think that they could expect him to put it on every time you

left the house, but, you know. Look at the time. You know, he sucks. So, they ship him off. The judge says, you're going to Rikers. Rikers Island. Ooh, that's rough. I know.

That's rough. I know. So he gets to Rikers. Blood pressure, blood pressure headache, blood pressure headache. My heart. My back. My back. My heart.

You should have to know about this. I know. This is exactly what happened to you. Thank you. Without the guilty charges on sexual rape. Thank you. Or being at Rikers. Yet.

Or being at Rikers. Oh, we don't know that one. So they put him in the infirmary at Rikers. So, uh, uh, still gets worse and worse so they ship him to the hospital. Heart attack. Oh, does he get better? He's at the hospital.

Okay. I hope the hospital's taken care of my man. You have a man on the street on that or no? No, not yet. No, not yet. I mean, I'm standing outside the hospital right now. Look, you see him?

I can see up to the rooms, the floors with the rooms on it. somebody just looked out I think that may have been Harvey I can't tell though from here he's up and walking I can't tell that from here and he's not clenching his heart but he could be thinking of it so we'll see what are you thinking

come on baby give me something what am I thinking about what he's not sick how dare you he's not sick how dare you I hate you so much how dare you I hate you so how much

dare you we already saw the last couple of months we have the best best conspiracy theories that Jeff Fisher will get behind. But since this are like your people, the people that you hang out with, the people that you admire, no, we have to believe them. Who are you and what you've done? It takes, look, being charged with these horrific crimes.

Takes a lot out of a man. Does it? You can see how bad, how his health deteriorated. Absolutely. But then, you know, someone in Twitter brought up a good point. How is it? Oh, well, somebody on Twitter. How is it that when these people get charged, their health just goes for dunk?

Because your life is in turmoil. Then what's your excuse? What do you mean? Heart attack last year. My life is in turmoil. If we want to go down that list, I'm willing to go down that list, my friend. Tornado, a gallbladder. I know.

What's going on with your life? Do you have some sexual assault cases? coming up, some sexual rape allegations coming up. I do not have sexual assault cases coming up that I'm aware of. But do you aware of? Right now. Maybe this is the case. Most of those, I think, are

way long gone. What's that called this? Statue of limitations. They might be willing to testify. Oh. To create the But no. The King Pinion, none of those. No, they could not.

They cannot. No, they cannot. No, they cannot. Okay. But, so anyway, we're concerned about Harvey. I saw watching an interview with Donna. She's great. I just talk, call her Donna now.

Oh, it's your first name? First name? Okay. Buds. And just listen to a couple of podcasts with her and you feel like you just disrespect her like that? I love her.

She's good though. She's good. I love her. For a woman that is defending a man that allegedly assaulted woman, she's good. Well, she, you know,

her big thing is whenever asked about, how can you? Because, I didn't do it. I, you know, she believes that he's innocent of these charges that were brought against him. She's not commenting on anything that, you know, other charges or other cases. She's saying these charges Harvey's innocent on.

So, you know, we'll see. There may be a appeal to this case. So they'll, you know, they'll take it before the judge or in other judges. And she also said that she doesn't know if her, And her team are going to represent him in L.A. With the Los Angeles charges. So L.A., man, they're going to come after him now. Thank you.

Thank you. I'm not saying that any of this is not true. But I'm saying if I'm Harvey Weinstein. Oh, you milk and dab. I got chest bait. Chestmate. I can't. I can't.

I can't. Somebody's going to have to help me up on. I can't want my back. My blood pressure in my heart. My back. I can't. I can't. You got to get me.

I got to go. I can't. I got to go. I am for sure doing that. Last question. So it could close out this segment. Is he going to get a Jeffrey Epstein visit? I don't think so.

I don't think so. And Carvey, I don't think so. I mean, there's no point to it now, right? He's got nothing to sell out. You know, maybe, I mean, I could see a crazy me tour doing something to him going to and from the courthouse. That wouldn't be surprising to me. But I don't think he's going to be Epstein. I don't think he's going to be found, you know.

No way. Harvey Weinstein doesn't kill himself. No way. People said the sack same thing about Jeffrey Epstein and the new guy, Philip Heaney. Right. Is it Hainey or Haney? Because if it was Hiney, you can see why a guy would want to know. I can't make jokes about that.

I got to move on from... Since it is Fat Tuesday, and we've talked a lot about food, I wanted to talk a little bit about the Facebook post. Spotted Colchester. It's another United Kingdom Facebook post. I'm like I'm the Lord. I'm a Lord of England. So I, you know, I'm covering a lot of stories from the UK today.

And so I just wanted to, you know, bring you up to date. We talk about going out to eat. We've talked about eating at restaurants from time to time on this show. I know that I may come as a surprise to you, but we have talked about eating and going out to different restaurants and public places before. It is called Chewing the Fat. Thank you. So on this Facebook page, spotted Colchester.

It's where people in this town can, you know, share things that happen in their town. There's a post there that shows a picture of a table and a booth after this family left. And it is a mess. And I, when I first saw the headline, I think that, you know, I mean, I kind of think that when I go out, I don't necessarily think I have to clean up. I mean, that's what the servers are for. Hello, that's what they're there for.

this family does seem to have taken it to another level. Okay. I don't know. I mean, I don't know when you put your foot down as a parent to not let your kids leave stuff torn all up and thrown all over like that. I saw that at Golden Corral.

It was horrifying. Really? Yeah. Everywhere. Food. Everywhere. Well, I mean, that's Golden Corral. It's a...

Yeah. Lafayette, there is food everywhere. That's why you go there. Food doesn't belong on the floor and the kid is just throwing, you know, French fries. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Calm your kid. Yes, and someone should have said something. It's called table etiquette.

And someone should have said something. Yes, but the problem is that this was a very, um, how can I put this very lightly? This is a very, a family that nobody wanted to say anything to. Yes, yes, a very family that when you look at it intimidates you. that are doing that are intimidating. Loud and boisterous and nobody wants to make a scene.

No, no. Because you know once you approach the table earrings will come off. Yes. And we'll leave it there. I know. I know. But somebody at the restaurant, I mean, that's why they have managers.

That's who's supposed to be in charge. You're supposed to be able to take that. You're supposed to be able to go up and say, excuse me. We appreciate you coming to our facility, our restaurant? Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. No, I just want to say that, you know, perhaps you reign in your children. They don't need to be throwing food around. There's other... Who the hell do you think you are right now? I'm the manager. I don't care. I pay for food and I'm going to eat it like the

way I want to. In fact, you don't have to pay for your food. We're going to give you your money back and we're going to ask you to leave. Now, it sounds like a manager. Huh. Have you ever been a manager before? I may have run a joiner, too. That's a good way to pay. counteract those kind of people. So I'm sorry but you know when you can when you can come into our restaurant and we're able to not have to have your kids your children throwing food all over. You're more than welcome to come tonight however here's your 20 and get the F out. I don't think that's not in that like that. I should not really. Really? That's not really management there. No no not that one unless you want to you know be your last day and

as well at this restaurant. You don't want to do that one. And it might be anyway in today's world. True. I mean, the last line of the story will be, he offered, the manager offered to give them their money back and told them they could come back again. But that wasn't enough

for family, ABC, D, EFG. And he was fired. And he was a statement from the company. Right. We apologize to this community. This is not who we are. It's not how we treat customers. Right. I know. I know.

So that, saying that, you understand how people are hesitant to come up and say something. Right? And then you have other families sitting there going, oh, please somebody say something. And then, you know, then you end up

having the guy that finally says, well, if nobody's going to say anything, then I am. Now you have customers fighting each other. Right. And now you have the Facebook and YouTube and TikTok and Instagram post of the family fighting at Golden Corral. And we don't get why it started. We only get the one guy who came up to complain about this family's kids.

Preach it, baby, preach it. Because you're like preaching the entire scenario. I know. That will actually happen. And has. And you know it's going to be a white versus black. Oh, look at that racist. He just don't can't eat next to black people.

No. That's not how it started. No, it did not start like that at all. Now, if it started like that, then yes, I want it to be, and badly for the white guy. I want it to. But if it didn't start like that, then perhaps the ending should be different. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. Yeah, and be sure to subscribe.

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But right now, today, right now today, you can get ready to play the clothes again, okay? But right now today, both are free. You're welcome. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. Wait, I got one more. No, I'm just teasing. So I kind of wanted to apologize to Al Pacino. You know, I beat him up pretty hard last week when the girlfriend broke up with him.

That's why he got for being cheap. And I know, but you know what? He's El Pacino. And I feel bad. The hunchback of Notre Dame? I feel bad for him being treated like that. Kick her to the curb. Screw her, Al.

You don't need her. You don't need her. Did he contact him? Mattel Dohan. She's 40. She's getting long in the tooth anyway. Kick her to the curb. Did I call you?

No, he didn't. The guy gave you money? What is going on here? I wish he had. But I watched hunters this weekend on Amazon. Is that a movie? It's a series? season, it's got 10 episodes.

And you watch the whole thing. I may have gone through the season. 30 minutes, 40 minutes? Yeah, they last that long. I feel like there's more. Some episodes were. And the other ones? Some episodes like all of them were

an hour or so. Fisher! What? So you spend 10 hours of watching TV? Out of 24. So half of your day. No, no. Friday night, Friday afternoon, Friday afternoon, Saturday and Sunday.

That's what, 48, 50, 60 hours. 18, 18 hours. 18 hours. And I only had 10. 10. So good. The other eight I slept. I mean, and you still do stuff off and on.

It's not like I just, well, it is kind of like I just said there and watched the show. I think you just sat there. I did get up. There's no way you're like dusting and watching TV at the same time. I disagree with that? You're not doing that, baby. That's why you have a wife

and you always talk about it like that. So are you contradicting yourself? No, I am not. Okay. So you just sat there and told her. As Amber is sweeping. You're freaking Dustin done. Get off the front of TV.

Don't dust that now. Went to a commercial. Oh, wait. There's no commercial. Go dust in the other room. And what time's dinner? Bring me a TV tray Because I don't want to leave here.

Hello. Do you have those? Well, yeah. I don't have TV trays. Wow. You're not an American. Did you? Growing up.

Oh, boy. Did you do those TV trays, food with the film? Would you say growing up? I mean, growing up, like when you were a kid, the mom nuk a meatloaf. Well, back of the day, Back in the day you had to make them in the oven. There wasn't any like,

Oh, okay. Oof, you're that old? I was not going to make you that old, but okay, go for it. I just say, yeah, I mean, yeah, because that was kind of the thing, although they were not good. Super processed food. They were not good.

Today's world, they're good. Salisbury steak. Oh, nasty. Nasty. I remember that was like, when I came to United States. I can't tell you, every time I have one of those Salisbury steak, TV dinners, I think to myself, this is good.

Why am I eating this? And I'm sorry, if you're eating those right now and you like them, good for you. Oh, man. We're not shaming you for eating the Salisbury steak from, what is it, grandman or something like that, something man. Man something. Well, there's the hungry man. Hungry man, yep.

I knew there's something man. And then there's the one that, not that I purchased them at all, but there's the banquet. dinners that, you know, that, you know, chicken fried steak. Yeah! The banquet chicken pot pies, beef pot pies, things like that. I'm not saying they come into my home. I'm just saying I know they're available.

I walked down the frozen food aisle time to time my life. But you know what was really good for a while was the Boston market frozen dinner? Some of those were really good. Then there was, nah, I don't want to get into the frozen dinners. No, go for it. You already opened the door, so walk right through it. Everybody thinks that those Marie calendars, frozen dinners, are supposed to be good and how they...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And those are done on the choice, something choice. Yeah, healthy choice. Yeah, healthy choice. Healthy choice. And then we have the... So you have stoferes. Those are the red ones, the big ones, too.

Those are... Some of the stofer's are really good, too. The mac and cheese stofers, it's not bad. And I'm not saying that banquet mac and cheese is bad. Bad, please. No, banquet's good. Because it's cheap. You're not saying that it's bad? No, no, no, no. Because before the money, you get a banquet, a frozen dinner for a buck? That's a good deal.

You're kidding me? You can eat 10 of those and still be less than what you're spending at the restaurant. What about Lean cuisine? Oh, you lean cuisine? Yeah, some of those have been pretty good. There's lean cuisine. There's Weight watchers. Weight watchers, yeah. The Weight watchers blend, yeah. Those are pretty good.

Man, freaking hunger men still at it. Oh, yes. Hungry men still at it. Yes. Hungry men knocks him out. We used to, a friend of mine used to have, I can't remember the name of it. It's a friend of yours. Yeah.

You get the frozen fried chicken that you had to bake, but it was fried chicken in the end. They fried it and then they froze it and now you bake it and then you're having fried chicken. It's a very simple process. Absolutely. Yes. And man, we were hooked on those. I mean, he was hooked on those for a while. Exactly like I said

A friend Usually when people say I have a friend Shoes themselves Really? Yeah Weird I know right It's really weird

Instead of just in yeah Myself But dude The amount of like calories And sodium Yeah the salt is The salt's really bad Oof

The salt's really bad You know Like I don't know It makes me 33 grams of sodium Oh see don't I'll start bogging me down with facts on the frozen dinners. I'm hungry. They're in the freezer. I don't know how they

got there. So you pop up in the microwave. Newk them up for a couple of minutes. Depending on the dessert, you might have to cook it again or rip the top off again and stir it and bring it back. You have to stay. I'm not sure. I've never done that before. I'm told I've looked at the directions. I've never done it before. So you're telling me that I peel the film, not all the way. Sometimes you have to leave the film over the dessert. Yes. Yeah, boy, I hate those because you've got to cut it with a knife around the dessert. Yes.

And then it cooks. But then it says stir. And you got to stir it up. You got to. That's the trick. You have to. Yes. That's the trick, man, because you want it fully cooked.

You can't put it four minutes and go. Two minutes. No. Stir. Bring it back up. Yeah, because you get the, you want the full cooked. You want to stir it in there good? Yeah, I know.

I'm going to create an actual gourmet frozen dinner. That's just. I mean, don't laugh. Don't do it. Don't do it. I know you're in there like, it's gourmet frozen dinners, man. In fact, I mean, that's a million-dollar idea right there.

That's the chewing fat brand right there. Hunger man? Maybe that was the actual fried, frozen, baked chicken, the gourmet chicken. I think it might have been. It's sad. Sad really.