Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 313 | Newport Beaches Are Going to Jail

Episode Date: February 26, 2020

Hot Pockets heiress sentenced to 5 months in prison for role in college admissions scandal. This triggers Jeffy and he goes full CANNON and starts to repeat operation varsity blues because that reminds him of the tv show. After Harvey's verdict Bill Cosby came out and called out the judge and jury because according to Cosby the trial wasn't fair. Do you think the trial was fair? More accusers are coming out against Opera Legend Placido Domingo and LAOpera is investigating. Attention 65+ seniors you might have a chance to find love in ABC's new Senior Bachelor Edition. Ash Wednesday is HERE and Pope Francis has words for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Okay, I want you to be very careful. Keep your head on a swivel the next 41, 42 days. No, not because of the... Yeah. No, don't even worry about that. That's just silly. No, I'm talking about Michelle Janice, J-A-N-A-V-S, the Hot Pocket Air,

who has, well, she was sentenced yesterday to five months in prison. Guilty, guilty, guilty, county. Because of Operation Varsity Blues. But she is not, she's not reporting. to jail. Wait, what? Until April 7th. So she's not going to jail?

So she's on the streets for the next 42 days. Careful, careful. Just be careful. Thank you. That's the word I'm talking about. Careful. Careful. Right.

What's her name again? Michelle Janus. Be in the lookout. Thank you. Bolo, Bolo. You know where she lives, too? She lives in Newport Beach, California. Uh, what's the stupid show?

Pool House? No, little women or whatever. Oh yeah, little girls. No, it's not. Pretty little girls. Now, what is the? Little liars. Pretty little liars.

Not say BC. That's not it either. You're talking about Reese Witterspoon. Yeah. That's where they live. That's where they live. Oh yeah, that is where they live. Yeah.

Yeah. What's the, yeah. Yeah. Oh, whatever about that. What's the name of the stupid show? Don't play the open. I mean, the people watching. and listening live will understand that there's going to be a gap.

That's why they're watching and listening live. Big little lies. That's what I said, big little lies. Not pretty. Wow. How many times I got to say it? They are pretty. They are pretty.

They're just drunk show. That's on ABC. Pretty little bit of life. She's one of them. Well, yeah. You don't watch it. I haven't watched it yet. So is it more of big little lies or secession?

Oh, no, this is big. This is big little lies? Okay, okay. Because she's one of the rich Newport Beachys, you know. I'm sorry? She's one of the rich Newport Beachies. Beechies. That's what I said.

I said some beach. Yeah. Okay. I feel like that would be me instead of saying beaches, I'll say bitches. And I do want to make sure that. I just want to make sure. I just want to make sure. I just want to make sure.

I'm allowed to because I'm English. Newport Beach. She's part of it. By the way, that's the title of the show. Newport Beachys. For those of you follow in at home, that's the title of the show. One of the reasons that she was,

that she got jail time as part of the Operation Varsity Blues. I feel like we need to play something when you say that. Don't you feel that way? Operation Varsity Blues. Don't we have? What about the old, these are from the old TV shows from the 70s.

We're allowed to play some of that, right? I mean, come on. A Quinn Martin production. It's not like they're tracking. That's what I'm saying. I mean, Quinn Martin, I'm a fan. I love you. I'm all for the Quinn Martin production.

I'm pretty sure. Now, you know, the family members might still have their hooks in it, but, you know, those people most. of them are all passed on. So, Operation Varsity Blues, Quinn Martin production. Now, we don't even need Canon. Tonight's episode, Country Blues.

But I want the beginning of Canon. That's Operation Varsity Blues. Tonight's episode, Michelle Pettish. Five months in prison. Another victim of Operation Varsity Blues. Oh, see, I almost hit the post there too. Yeah, so you have 17 seconds. That's all you got.

Okay. That's all you got. 17 seconds. You can't make that work? Raiders now for you. Oh, no. All right, well, one more time. Another episode of Operation Varsity Blues.

Tonight's time. episode, Michelle Janish of Newport Beachy five months. But you have another 42 days for her to be on the streets. That's what you see on you're missing something.

We're missing something. I am in love with Cannon. Yes, that's what we need. Clint Martin production. I'm all for them. I don't want to have them be, you know, in the finger at me saying you can't use it. For what was in 19774?

Maybe. Might even have been two. Last guest? The last guest, 74, sign I don't know before we went to 72. Let's stick with 73. 71. Oh, I didn't go back far enough.

I thought you were going to get it. You said 72. Yeah, 71 to 76. I was in the window. You in the window. I didn't even miss the window. It just started. I mean, country blues.

That had to be like two or three seasons in. Yeah, definitely 72. Do we know that? Yes, because we talked about it last time. I know we talked about it, but I feel like you don't know that for a sure fact. You're just saying it. Don't you dare give me that look. Just look up the damn episode.

Season one episode four. Like I said, that had to be 73, 74, right, smack them in the middle. When a beloved country season. fingers killed in a suspicious plane crash. An auto insurance company hires Cannon to... Yeah, he's got to look into it. Yeah, he's got to look into it. Cannon.

Tonight's episode, Country Blues. Season 1, episode 4 in 1971. Clint Martin production. I love it. We're not going to do this a whole show, are we? No, we're done. No, we're done. Okay, we're done.

Okay. I feel like this is a... I mean, we can... I'll find some more varsity blues updates. I feel like this is a bit that could go on and on. And next week we know, we have 20 minutes in. No, my gosh. That doesn't sound anything like this show.

No. Oh, no. It doesn't sound anything like this show. You're going to be like... Prosecutors has asked... They wanted her to go to jail for 21 months. No, shut out. 21 months.

Shut out. Almost two years. I'm a hot pocket lady. Leave her alone. I know she gave money to help her kids get into college falsely. They all were prey. And singer, the guy. What about Full House girl?

Have we figured, like I feel like we've forgotten about, what is it, Becky? No, Lori Loflan and her designer husband, Mossami, DiLai. Yeah, no. She's still ongoing. That battle is still ongoing because she, see, this one, this one. She just pleaded. She bled out. She's like, I want to get the short with.

Right. Four months, that's not bad. And that's what, what's her face did. Yes, the other one. Right. And she got, I mean, she got 11 days. Yeah, and we saw Hubby from Shameless visiting her. Right.

Well, I apologize. She actually got 14 days. 14 days. But at the 11th day. Travel time in and out and everything. Jesus came and opened the gate. Look, I'm leaving. Yeah.

I'll leave. I don't know. I'm done. Like the car's here. What are you going to do? Make them wait for a couple of days. The hubby brought me the Starbucks. In fact, he brought all the guards coffee.

Everybody. Let's just go. We're out. It doesn't count if I'm in the vehicle for like a couple hours. Doesn't that count? Travel time did it. It did for her. Oh, definitely did for her.

It did for her. So travel time and then processing time. I love. And then jail. Even in this story, it says she was released in October after serving about 11 days of the 14-day sentence. Yeah, we're going to recognize that. White privilege, still a thing. We're not even giving her the full 11 days.

Why privilege? Oh, but she's talking about 11. On full display right there. So we don't know what's happening with Lori. She's still fighting them. She's saying I'm not guilty. Good for her, though. Good for her.

I know. Good for her. Because where's the coach? Thank you. No, seriously. What's the coach? Singer? One of them.

I've got, in my office, I've got the whole list of all the people. We're not going to get it. No, no, no. I'm good. No, I'm good. Because I've got the rundown of all the people for Operation Varsity Blues. We're stuck with this. Today's episode, every person charged.

We're screwed. We're completely screwed. No, I'm not going to do it. Not today. Not today. How about FAPA Friday? Or we just do a special Saturday episode for this? I feel like this is a Saturday episode.

We did Joe Biden. I mean, no, Hunter Biden. maybe we do a varsity blues, you know, kind of thing. Oh, I like that. I like that. Maybe I'll spend a special Saturday chewing the fat. Operation Varsity Blues. Stop saying that.

I did it. What do you do? This weekend. Crime on the streets of America. I love it. That's it. We're doing it. starring William Goddra.

I'm Mr. Cannon. I was lowering. I'm missing Canon. I do like that voice, man. Oh, and how much he got paid for you saying that. Quentin Martin production, like $18. Oh, yeah, it's back in the day, yeah. No, those guys made good living then.

Been back in the 70s? Oh, that guy? Yeah. Quint Martin's guy? Yeah. He's probably Quinn Martin's drug dealer. Just, I'll give you a deal. You can be the voice.

All right. I give it the cocaine. Oh, that's good. That's good. That's good. Give me again. Give it again. Gannon.

starring William Conrad. I quit Martin production. I love that guy. You okay? No. What's going on? I got some kind of issue going on. The headphones.

I'm not real sure what the deal is. I know if you're watching and listening. Yeah, you have to subscribe to the YouTube page. I'm real sure what's going on. That won't be out of the YouTube page. But you should subscribe to the YouTube page anyway. Yeah, you should most definitely do that. That would have been perfect to be on YouTube page.

I know. Well. Hey, we're getting there. We're at 300 subscribers, so let's pick it up. Yeah, we need to pick up the base. If you're driving right now, just lean over to your phone. No, we're not going to do this again. What do you mean?

You're going to pull over. You're going to go to the shoulder. I don't care if it's traffic right now. Put the emergency blinkers on. You better put this emergency. You know where they're at, right? They're usually up on top. If you have anything new, they're in the middle console next to the radio.

Yeah. And some of the older cars are also, instead of being up on the top, they're down underneath. Yes. Yes. And then you put the blinker and then you hit the switch. Not to put the blinker on. No, that's the old cars.

If you remember those, you should remember those. It was a red tab. There's a red tab in the back and you pull that tab and then you hit the left or right and the both come on. That's like how you have to reset. Yes. You know, your car runs is like your hundred.

It gets your oil change and it says 100%. Yes. And then it goes down and reads down like it's time to change your up 50% count down. But you have to reset those. To reset those. To reset those, you've got to put one foot on the brake, one foot on the, one foot on the door. You've got to put one finger on the door button. Yep.

And then another button up top and then it resets. Yes. Back to zero. Who did this? I don't know. Who did this? The damn engineers at the automobile manufacturer. And we only have four hands.

No. No, no, no. You're good. You got one foot here, one foot here, a finger and a finger. You're good. Reset. Zero. That's what they're thinking.

It's ridiculous. So we've decided. I don't know if it's going to be this Saturday, but we'll see. I decided it's going to be the, we're going to talk about the piece. I got to knock out some, some paperwork and line it up so that I have everybody rowed up for Operation Varsity Blues. Dude, you got to stop. I can't. You got to stop saying that.

You definitely got to stop. I can't even see a news report. I can't see a dude. I walked through our living room. My father loves got the news out and I hear something about one of these stupid cases. Lori Loughlin walking out of court or something and I just, Operation Varsity Blues. I mean, the computer's taking a long time because you're saying it's so many times. It's like the dump button.

I'm going to have to have this on my phone now, though. Oh, yeah. I'll cut it for you. I'll cut it and put it on that. I want a ringtone on that bad boy, man. So as soon as you hear, you just play it over. You know what's going to happen? Like, everybody that's listening is going to be so pissed because every time they're listening anything about Lori, about Hot Pocket Lady, about Shameless Lady.

Any of it. Any of it. Any of it. It's like the song is just a hole in the sky. It's just like that. I know. It's just like that one. You're always there.

Yeah. So, you know, just have fun with it. Enjoy, enjoy sitting at home with your family. And the story comes on, and instead of sitting there going, I can't believe they're doing this. Or you're on their government side saying, hey, parents shouldn't be paying with their children and trying to get in college.

Why do they do it wrong? At the same time, you're thinking to yourself, Operation Varsity Blues. If you think I can't do this for another 50 minutes, you are sadly mistaken. I just send them to break, dude. Just send them to break. I am so done. Oh, man, do I want to say it one more time, but we may.

Nah, we'll be right back. I fooled you, didn't I? I want to bring this up. I want to bring this up on air, because I want to bring this up on the air. Because I was getting the sound there on. And then I play this Jeff Fisher. I can turn on your mic too. And you heard this.

Tonight's episode, to ride a tiger. To write a tiger. Think about it. What do you mean by think about it? I have no idea. What does that mean? This is a great title. Yeah, but like...

To ride the tiger. I mean, you said that right after. So this is free Harvey Weinstein. No, because I'm waiting for. They don't do it at the beginning. They do it at the end. A Quinn Martin production. Also, they said that every time.

Right. The dude read in the... and the Quinn Martin production. Quinn Martin, Quinn and Martin. Wasn't Quinn Martin. Mr. Quinn and Mr. Martin. Or, you know, Ms. It, he, she.

Oh, it's back in the day, so it was either he or she. No, they're both he's. Okay. Quinn Martin. And they were, you know, they were pre-Winstein. They might have been big me and the me, too. I don't know that. How dare you?

Hands up. I don't know that. Hands up, don't shoot. But pre- Weinstein. but today tonight would be a little bit different a Weinstein production to ride a tiger

ooh that's a different meaning so speaking of Harvey and the Weinstein my heart right you're high blood pressure he's still in the hospital no man

if Harvey coughs like that he's going down it's nice and easy man He can't travel to Italy anymore. Italy said, preconditions, he can't say. He's not traveling anywhere. I mean,

they shipped him. He's on his way to Rikers. We talked about yesterday. He's on his way. Off to the hospital, he goes. Ouch. Right.

Now, I'm pretty sure Rikers has a... No, no, they don't. But I'm sure that they're able to... No, there's no infirmary, there's no nurses, there's no doctors. It's not up to Harvey standards.

I'll guarantee you that. Absolutely. And in this story, even talks about he's not handcuffed but he's being he's safely secured i mean the same safely secure where he was at the house we forgot to put his ankle monitor he's not going anywhere he can hardly move he's looking to be walking around he's got his walker right by the way bro copp is like bro man up that you know what i was just getting to that bro man up i'm freaking 80 something years old take it like a man

but Bill's on his side Bill's pissed Oh I know Bill's pissed Yeah Bill's pissed yeah We talked about that With like a couple weeks ago I think it was Well he sent out

An institute Had his do boy Send out I don't see that I'm blocked So what did he say He's Yeah Bill calls him a blackfe

That's right That's I call him a child I'm not a child child child I'm not a rapist Blocked See You deserve to be blocked for that Well he's guilty

So I was correct I was correct I don't know It'll bug me down with facts. Okay. He was guilty. Again, stop. Stop with it, okay?

So he has his dude boy post an Instagram post. This is not shocking because these jurors were not sequestered, which gave them access. No. Which gave them access to media coverage and the sentiments of public opinion. No. They said they would not. watch. Oh, that's what I, okay, that's where I'm, okay, yeah. So, hey, the word is their bond. They're jurors. Yeah. No one's going to lie. Thank you.

You want, they're jurors. They're bound by. Except, except Cosby is saying that they're saying that the complete opposite. There's no way you would have anyone believe that Mr. Weinstein was going to receive a fair and impartial trial. That I believe. Also, this judge showed that he wanted a conviction by sending the jurors back to deliberate. Oh, yeah, that's what this. supposed to do. After they were hung on many of the counts. Which is why he was only guilty two out of five.

Here's the question that should haunt all Americans, especially wealthy and famous men. All right, give it to me, Cosby, give it to me. Where do we go in this country to find fairness and impartiality in the judicial system?

And where do we go in this country to find due process? Lastly, if the hashtag Me Too movement isn't just about Becky white woman. Ooh, that's a hit. You know Becky. I would challenge hashtag Me Too and ask them to go back 400 plus years

and tarnish the names of those oppressors that raped slaves. This is the very sad day in the American judicial system. I don't think the end deserves. that but okay um did it deserve this bill but i do i do agree with him i like the last statement more than like everything else because he's right about that he's right about that absolutely right about that like becky becky the backy in parentheses becky white woman i believe that is a hit from that song i want to say like biance has like stuff like being Becky or something like that.

Let me ask the hipsters. Yeah, ask the hipster in the back. Speak up. You're on the mic. Okay, we don't even have an answer. He doesn't know what he's talking about. Busy shoveling food in his face. Yeah, we were right. We didn't need them.

Beyonce. The help that we have here. All right. Thank you. I know. I'm included in there, too. Can't do it. Don't give me that look, you do.

I'm just sitting here. I'm ready to go out of another story. People are homesaw that. You were like, whoa, why is he giving that look like you should know yourself? Well, speaking of another guy that's, you know, getting beat up from the Me Too movement, Placito Domingo. We talked about him, Mr. Big Opera. Do we have Placito? Did we have?

We had something with Blasito, didn't we? With Big Opera? Yeah, we did. When we were doing that? Okay. Well, that's fine. But he's back in the news again, so we may need Big Opera again. The investigation into the legendary Placito Domingo, Mr. Big Opera,

more than two dozen people who said they were sexually harassed or witnessed inappropriate behavior by the superstar when he held senior management positions at Washington National Opera and Los Angeles Opera. Oh, man. The investigation conducted by lawyers hired by the American Guild of Musical Artists, and you don't want to mess with the American Guild of Musical Artists. You start messing with the AGMA. Ooh, you are in trouble.

They concluded, got accounts from 27 people, showed a clear pattern of sexual misconduct and abuse of power by Domingo spanning at least 20 years. So he stopped there with a Cosby, and the Harvey's of the world. He is except that he's not, you know, it doesn't seem like he's as bad. Because I remember the way it was, was that they came to his room, they knocked, and they came in. Right. Well, and then they collapsed. The original story. Now, as we get into a big, big opera here, there's...

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Placido Domingo. So, when we cover more of the... allow me to introduce myself. I am Placido Domingo. His story. We're going to talk about the first story that broke. I'll never forget the story because it was the first story and it made me think, are you kidding me?

It was all part of was in me too. It was ridiculous because she said that he knocked on the door. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Placito Domingo. That's what he was saying. And he was saying, hey, can I come in? And she said, no and he said allow me to introduce myself i am flaccido domino and she got nervous and then

he walked away oh so he raped her so he raped her right he walked away he might as well have he may as well have just raped her because but he did she knocked he knocked at the door more than once and said to introduce myself i am flacito domino and then walked away i was she was scared. How could you live with that? I think that's like the new porn right now. So that was the first story of the burglow. Are you kidding me? I know. We talked about it. So the union's

investigation was the first of two independent inquiries launched after multiple women accused Domingo of sexual harassment and abusing his power. All right? So the second inquiry still ongoing was launched

by the LA opera. You don't want none of them. Oh, who? They have been the L.A. The L.A. Opera. Oh, yeah, you don't want them on your back. That's what I'm saying. You don't want them on your back. So the investigation, let's see. The interview.

By the way, I'm sorry. So the L.A. opera is doing an investigation. Separate one. Yeah. Do they have like a detective in the L.A. Opera division? L.A. Opera police, man. I'm telling you, do not mess with big opera.

That's my saying. I'm not going to mess with Big Opera. I just want is like, do you go to police academy or do you go to the Opera Academy? Or do you go to the Opera Academy? Both. Okay. So they interviewed 55 people. In addition to the 27.

I mean, that's over 80. 82 people, right? Hello, what was that? Yeah, I want to do it again. What was that? How would it? Fifth, they interviewed 55 people. 55 first.

In addition to the 27. The 27. It's 82. I do know how to add. I know that's a common joke in the building and everything, but I do know how to add. Yeah, that is 82. You know, I'm well aware of 55 and 27. It's not that difficult.

You're not Joe Biden with $150 million? Not yet. Plus, that's okay, $150 million. I already said this morning. My line is $200 million. $200 million gets shot. Then I'm saying, you know, pull the guns. Enough pull them.

I don't want anymore. Back to Placito. Okay, so they all said they experienced or witnessed sexually suggestive behavior on part of Domingo in the 90s and the 2000s. 12 others Oh holy cow Now we're at 94 So we're adding 12

Now we're at 94 Holy cow Okay Right Oof yeah you're right 82 and 12 I could add 94

You got it right Not 49 94 Said they were aware Of the star's reputation And that it was common knowledge At the two companies

This is the LA opera And the New York opera? That's the LA opera Okay Now Placito Has Allow me to introduce myself I am Placido Domingo.

I wish we had him saying this. I understand now that some women may have feared expressing themselves honestly because of a concern that their careers would be adversely affected if they did so. Thank you. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Flacido Domingo. Well, that was never my intention. No one should ever be made to feel that way.

I allow me to introduce myself, I am Flacido Domingo. I am committed to affecting positive change in the opera industry so that no one else has to have that same experience. It is my fervent wish that the result will be a safer place to work for all in the opera industry. And... Allow me to introduce myself, I am Flatido Domingo. hope that my example moving forward will encourage others to follow.

Okay, so I mean... Do you need to say more? No, he ended. He's big opera. He's done. He's done. That's enough. So is he fighting this?

He's done. Because by reading that, do you feel like he's admitting that he did something more? Well, he already stepped down from the one gig. The people familiar with the investigation said... They're 94 people? Other people. familiar with the investigation. Allow me to introduce myself.

I am Flacito Domingo. Now 79. Wait, what did I cover? His age is 79. I looked at him on my paper. I'm like, you never gave me those numbers. He had to reiterate his denials of wrongdoing to investigators and contended that he did not occupy a position of power

over his colleagues and their careers. They said he told investigators he had engaged in flirtatious behavior. Nine to four times. But did not cross the line into inappropriate touching or behavior like asking colleagues to meet privately in his residence. Where are they supposed to practice? True. I'm just asking. True.

The investigator said they filed the witness's accounts to be credible based on the number of people who came forward and the similarities of their. stories. Are the 82? Hold on no. Is it the first 55. 95. Nineties. Fifty-five, 27, and 12. Which of them was the one that told you that it was true? Or like, I'm kind of confused here. Why? They all said the stories were all consistent.

Yeah. Was it because they read them online or was it because it happened to them? I know. Again, if he's a douche, he's a douche. But I just we're supposed to believe a woman. I'm sorry. Yes, we are. And what I find fascinating as we delve into this, it also talked about most of Domingo's accusers were young and starting their careers at the time.

Thank you. Several told the AP that he dangled job prospects as he tried to pressure them into sexual relationships. So that's not all he was dangling. That's not all he was dangling. Thank you. Okay. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Placido Domingo. Close your robe, bro.

That was hard. That was hard. No, that was. That was him too. Oh, man. What is old people in the robes? Dude. Here, here.

Ban old robes. And you just fix the issue. Soprano Angela Turner Wilson said that after weeks of pursuing her, Domingo forcibly grabbed her bare breast under her robe in a backstage room. I think we need to be. band robes. I think we need to ban robes. Hold on. He just grabbed her breast and that's it? That's what she says.

That's what she said. She says that he just grabbed her bare breast under her robe. Now, was he trying to fall and cash his fall? Nope. I think what she's saying is that he reached under the robe and said, allow me to introduce myself. I am Flacito Domingo. That's what she's

saying. That's what she's saying. If it didn't happen like that, he better say that it happened like that. It sounds so much cool. Investigator said that most of the people they interviewed requested anonymity. What is that? They don't want people to know who they are.

Oh, okay. Well, that's dumb. How can I face my cue? In the final, fearing professional retaliation or personal embarrassment. Because he grabbed your breast? That was only one person. And why did he grab the other girls?

The rest of, thank you. Because he was trying to go out with him. Like that first story. Hello me. to introduce myself, I am Flacido Domingo. Hey, come on, I want you to go out with me. Let's go out, come on down to my room. I want you to come out, we need to go out with me.

No, no. No, but. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Placido Domingo. Come on, go out with me, come on, go out. No. All right, let's go back to my room. But did she feel scared and intimidated?

Listen to that voice. No, seriously, listen to that voice. Like, allow me to introduce myself. Rapids. I am Flacito Domingo. I mean, you'd be hovering in the corner in your room. Rapist. Right. Rapist. So.

And you're clapping for a rapist. You, Domingo. Look, and he's floated with Miss Piggy. It's good that we've got actual audio from Placito Domingo with the Muppets. That's the top-nodd show this is. I'll tell you that. All right, quick run to the break. You're going to, I need to Coke Zero.

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I mean, it is about time you've come around on that. I'll tell you that, my friend. The YouTube page is live, so I might as well. Is there any news on why if I go to the blaze.com slash podcasts and I scroll down and I... It's only one S at the end. Podcasts. Yeah, I feel like you just added three S's in it.

No, that was only one. Okay. 3S would be Popcasts What are your snake now Put that away Anyway I don't get a room shot

For that or anything See the problem When I'm missing the original I'm laughing And I can't open my eyes When I'm laughing So I can't scroll the mouse To where the wall is

So wait a minute You close your eyes closed Yeah when I'm laughing Yeah So you don't laugh With your eyes open No it's very dangerous For me to laugh

when I'm driving. It's like sneezing. I can't keep my eyes open when I sneeze either. That's different. But just laughing. Oh yeah. If I'm laughing like, oh, true laugh, not like, true laugh, oh yeah, my eyes are close.

Ooh. So it's very dangerous. That's what they have guard rails for. So my question is, when I go to the blaze.com slash podcast and I scroll down, because I have to scroll down, because chewing the fat is never one of the featured podcasts.

All the way down. It's not all the way down. and then punch you right in the face. So it's not a little bit down, but then two rows up from all the way down. It's easier if you just scroll all the way down and then go up a little. Yeah, it's easy.

Instead of scrolling down slow, trying to find them. Don't do that. Don't do that. So since we'll never be one of the featured podcasts for whatever reason. Yeah. Is there a reason that when it opens up on the page

and gives you the plethora of platforms to subscribe on? Why is? SoundCloud's still there. So just know that when I put hashtag not SoundCloud on my social media accounts when I'm tagging new shows, I mean it. All right. SoundCloud doesn't play nice with the other kids.

We don't want you subscribing on it. Plus it doesn't upload any new shows on there anyway. Yeah, so you can't do anything. So you can subscribe, but then you realize, hey, I'm not getting any new shows. Right. If you subscribe on the other platforms, you'd hear. Boom.

SoundCloud, what do you hear? So, you don't know. You don't even hear crickets, man. I'd be happy if you heard crickets. You don't even hear that. True, true. Are you sure? So when you do that, then I want you to also go and subscribe on the YouTube channel.

It's unbelievable that you're on YouTube, bro. It's just fascinating. This is just fantasy. It is not fantasy because there's a YouTube page in there. On in a landslide to escape from reality. Oh, my God. And what you'll see on the YouTube page is, segments from this show, like interviews, featured interviews, and you'll see Jeffrey around the office,

and then maybe a day you see Jeffrey poking around, or maybe you see Hillary Clinton. Possible. But for sure, for sure, for those of you asking and stop asking, there will be at least a biweekly spoon segment. Oh yeah, we'll make that happen. I saw the people asking for spoon section. We'll make that happen. We'll make the spoon section happen.

Plus, I have, I came up with a, uh, a weeklysmokly segment. A million-dollar idea. Don't say it then. Let's have some other entertainment news. Keeps. Keeps.com. You're tired of losing your hair. You forgot about that thing.

Entertainment news. Entertainment news. The Bachelor franchise. I know you're a fan. I'm a fan. Of The Bachelor. Absolutely. They are now casting for seniors looking for love.

Come on down, old people. Are you 65 years or older? Come on down. Slowly, though. Slowly, don't take it easy down the stairs. If you want to, you can go around the hallway and take the handicap doorway, take it right here out to the stage. The ramp.

Yeah, bring it right out there. Oh, bring grandpa, you know. He's on a wheelchair. Handicap accessible around to the side. Oh, also you can tank it. Don't forget it. Limp your old ass down those stairs. Come on down.

Harvey, what are you doing here? You walkers that's supposed to go through there. What are you doing? I know, but he's got his new boy bringing him down, holding the walking the walk. or so he's good to go. That's a great idea. I heard you talk about that this morning. Yes.

I know. Like shush it away, but he's not a fan of like reality TV show anyways. But grumpiest old men and goldenous girls, I mean, it's going to be. I expect to see the ranges from the golden girls to all the way. What's that?

Bob Hope. I want Bob Hope. Bob Hope is dead. So we don't want Bob Hope. Oh, no. Bob Hope is dead? Are you sure? No, Bob Hope would have been like 150 by now.

Bob Hope would have been like 150 by now. Yes. Oh my gosh. Bob Hope has been dead since. Bob Hope, I bet you it's been dead since 1998. No, 2003. So rest in peace.

Okay. I was pretty, I was pretty freaking close, man. He did make it into the 2000s, though. Good for him. So I want to see some people like Bing Crosby. Remember they hauled him out of his house? He had like Bob Hope disease and stuff?

I want to see Mickey Ronnie in there. People like Don Rickles. Mickey Ronnie's dead too. Don Ripples is dead too. George Burns, people like that. Oh, perfect. Dolores Hope. I want to see some ladies like that.

in there, and I want to see all those old farts. Just coming. Betty White. Al Pacino. Al Pacino. Yes. You got to have some stars out there. We'll have some big stars. Bachelor does have a celebrity version. There you go. So let's put some celebrities in there. I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that.

And we have the American Horror Story, the new season 10. Macaulay Cawkins is going to be on there. Yeah, McCauley Cawkins is going to be on there. And finally, about time, as you well know, if you're a listener of mine, For quite some time, you know, I am fashion. I can't help it. I just am. That's part of my life.

That's who I am. Which is why he wears that same jacket every day. You have Heidi Clom and Tim Gunn's new Amazon series. About time. Making the cut. Is that the one when you click whatever they're wearing and you could buy it? You can do that, yes. Okay.

And the winner gets a million bucks plus a fashion line. I mean, I'm all for it. I cannot wait for it. Plus. Download and subscribe to more content. intent at the blaze.com slash podcasts. I really wasn't done and then he hit the out on that. So I was just saying it's about time, you know, that maybe Tim Gunn and Heidi probably go for the old people bachelor show too.

But, you know, whatever. I guess we're done now. So it is Ash Wednesday today. And for those of you listen. Holy cow. For those of you listening and watching live Wednesday, February 26th, 2020, it's Ash Wednesday, and it's supposed to, you know, you're supposed to get the, you know, the thing on your forehead. The Ash? Yeah, you know, the thing.

So the Pope gave his Ash Wednesday thing that he does. Oh, he did? He said, Lent is a time to remove all distractions and bitterness from one's life. Hey, you want to keep, can the choir keep it down? I'm in the middle of a sermon. The Pope would not put up with this. I don't know why I have to. Lent is a time to remove all distractions and bitterness from one's life in order to better hear God.

And better hear me. And those who suffer silently and need help. it is the right time to turn off the television and listen to the podcast Chewing the Fat Thank all Pope Francis. You are, thank you. Good night, everybody. No, he failed to mention chewing the fat.

Oh, no. I know. He said turn off the television and open the Bible. Oh, that's true. I agree with that. It is the time to disconnect from cell phones. Oh, that's rough. and connect ourselves to the gospel.

I agree. Lent is the time to give up useless words, idle, chatter, rumors, gossip, and speak intimately with the Lord. Wait, this is a tweet? I feel like this is way more. No, this is what he said. I said this is a sermon. He tweeted.

He usually goes to Twitter and does all this stuff. He did tweet something saying, you know, stop talking on the phone or whatever that he said. whatever he could say in a couple, couple characters. 240? Yeah, whatever. I don't think he used all 240. Oh, he might have. I don't know.

It's the Pope. Now, the audience was there. And, you know, on Ash Wednesday, the Pope usually comes out and gives everybody a little. Ash? Gives everybody a little popin. Yeah, the blessing. Yeah, the blessing. Do a little popin like that.

What's that? Don't put your hand like that. Oh, do a little Pope. That's what the Pope does. He does a little pop. I ran for Pope. Don't try to tell me what the Pope. And you ran it. And what was your name?

If I were to have, if the white smoke would have come up for me, I would have been Pope Fatima's Obesius the first. Yes. Yes. But I lost. I didn't pick me. They did it. So he came out and he was doing his little pope and thing. And he came out at the Popemobile first. He was out running around in the Pope's first doing his whatever the, you know, whatever the Pope does. But then he said,

because some of you have the, I'm not coming any closer. Oh, Pope put up the guard. We need the guard. The one that you put up the buffet area. The sneeze guard. I assure you that you're,

if you're affected with the, you have my closest and prayers, but to let the healthcare professionals and public officials do what they're doing. But I'm over here and used to, we're good. I'll throw the ash from here. I'll throw the ash from here. Bless you.

Oh, no, not that one. Not that one. So it's lent and blessed you and everything, but I'm going to be over here doing my pop and thing over here. That's smart. He's old. So that's smart. And it's, you know, I know that the Vatican is, you know,

its own land upon itself. Yes, it is. You needily, shut up. Yes, it is. So, I mean, you can't, it's deafening now outside of the Vatican. I mean, the Pope comes outside and... Bye-bye. Be later, thanks for coming.

Bless you, my child. Child. Child. You, no, children. Bless you. There's only one coughing. Not like a sea of coughing. It's just one person.

It's just a child. Are you done with the Pope update? Pope Flathamus Obesius? Listen, we could go on about Lent. Look at the time. Look at the time. What do you mean?

Look at the time. We can go out about Lent because I'm going to be right back. I'm going to go get my Bible. All right. Stop joking around about the Bible, man. It's not even fun. By the way, I'm really interested.

Yesterday you opened the Bible. And we were reading it together. I know. I was really impressed. I know. You don't know your books, but I'm impressed. I'm sorry? You don't know your books, but I'm impressed.

I have my own little name. You do. You do. You can do that. No, I didn't say you couldn't. It's okay. I did not say it wasn't. The point is I have the Bible and I'm reading it. Thank you.

That's the point of you. Don't. There's no Hebes or Zeeks. You sure? I'm sure. There's Hebrews. That's... And there's Ezekiel.

I know what I saw. Bless you, my child. Bless you, my child. Man, I wish I would have won that. I wish I would have been elected Pope. I could be a good pope. It should be another one coming soon. I'd be a good pope.

Unlike a governor. of the post office? If I'm Pope, I just take that job. I say I'm taking over the post office now. What am I running for president now?