Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 315 | Fat Pile Friday - No Bruh! Campaign EDITION

Episode Date: February 28, 2020

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So it's probably just me. And I know we have coronavirus to worry about. And nobody wants to be sick. Nobody wants to get people sick. I understand that. But I feel. I feel like when I see people

wearing a mask out in public, I just want to punch him in the face. Is that just me? Or is it? So I apologize. I know it's probably just me. I got it. You know, we have to be

think of safety all the time. But I don't want anybody to start a new TikTok challenge. of face of mask punching. Oh, that's a good challenge. Right? Hashtag mask punching challenge. Because we've got the new skull challenge.

We got a skull crusher challenge. I mean, that is a strange challenge. But they've been worse. Wait, I was going to say. People have lit themselves on fire. Tie part challenge makes sense to you? I know, I know.

Does that make sense to you? Does the burning on fire in a shower challenge mean anything to you? I know. You don't need that hot jalapeno ghost paper challenge that i you know food ones i can understand oh you understood that you know let's say somebody wanted to do our hersey chocolate syrup challenge something like that oh we did that one even though it wasn't hershey it was just water because he likes to recycle but you know it was just

that one so i can understand the food once yeah yeah but i was watching some of the videos of the skull crusher that is that's dangerous however i will say this and i know i saw an interview with the mother who was whining and wanted TikTok to take the videos down. And they are. I know they are. And they are. I know they are. How about, no?

Yeah, it's called the Darwin effect. How about you explain to your own child? Don't be an idiot and do that. That's why people love big government now, right there. Oh, let them tell us what? No, bro. Thank you. No, bro.

Thank you. That's my. campaign. No, bro. Oh, that's a good one. That's a campaign for an office. Is it bro with a BRO or B-R-U-H? No, bro. A B-R-U-H-B-R-U-H. Bro. No, bro. B-R-O-B-R-O. Bro. And no bro. Yeah, yeah, it's U-H. Yeah. No, bro. How about we tell America when they say, aren't you going to help? No, bro. Say it with me. The entire audience. No, bro. Oh. No, bro. I thought you're going to give me like a statement and then the audience is.

I just said, stay with me. No, bro. No, bro. I think I like bro better. Oh, you like bro. No, bro. No, bro. It's like, no, bro.

It's like, no, bro. It's like, it's a half. I can do what I want. It's half and half. It's half and half BRUH. It's half BRUH. So, BROH? No, bro.

What more do we need? We give and give. I know. That is some strong. That's a good campaign. Pete. That is a good campaign. Pete, Judge, Cullies.

Yeah, well, Pete's never said no, bro. Thank you. It's never, well, I take that. We don't know that. He may, no, we don't. He may. He may, at one point in his life said, no, bro. But.

We know. That we know of? It's like that meme. It's like that meme that you show me with a guy hugging the military guy, Pete Booty Judge coming home. Come home from Afghanistan. Actually, that we know of him. The meme was Pete Buttigieg coming home from Iraq.

And my first thought was, it was Afghanistan, douche. Get the meme right. And then it was, you know, you can tell, I get the joke. I got it. It was two bald people with one of the bald people being held up in the air from the other bald person, kissing. Yes. So it appeared at first glance that it could be two males. I got it.

It's hilarious. It's funny. Really funny. So anyway, the skull crusher challenge. If you're not aware of what this is. So you have three kids. Why are you looking at me like that? I want to see your explanation of this

because I'm fascinated. Why? You know what it is. No, I know what it is, but I want to see if you could paint me the picture of the skull crusher challenge. Okay, so you have three human beings, three human beings rode up.

All right. And don't. Can they walk up? No, they rode up. They rode up. One, two, three, in a row. Okay. And let's say where you're standing now, they're facing you.

All three of them are facing you, rode up. So I'm the guy holding the camera. Correct. Okay. The two on the outside give you a little test, jump up and down. Okay. Got it. Then the middle one jumps up and down.

Okay. And on one of the up jumps, the two side people kicked their legs out from underneath them so they fall backwards and hit their head. Oh. That would be the skull crusher. Challenge. And a few people have not fared well. A few people could not stand up. Like the one guy, I think he went out.

And the one kid did it forward. Well, that's just dumb. I mean, that's it. That's extra dumb. I think the kid that did it forward was the one where the mom was pissed I think that's true I could be wrong

because they were tying that together I think that's how you know that the kid doesn't know how to fall when you fall you don't fall I want to do the skull crush and let's do it forward don't think about it no bro

think about it because the guys are kicking the legs as you land they're tripping you basically in the air paint me the picture so like how can you fall forward when they're kicking it Well, it would do it.

You'd just face the other way. Oh, okay. Instead of kicking it backwards, you kick it forward. See, I didn't know that. See, you did not paint that picture in my head. That's because that's not how it's supposed to be done. That's what I was saying. This kid is dumb.

This kid's dumb. He deserves to suffer. You're right, sure. He deserves to suffer. Do you call that a skull crusher challenge or do you call that a face crack crusher challenge? I call that an idiot challenge. Okay, okay, okay. That idiot did it forward.

I really do. I think that's the kid that the mom was upset with the videos. I remember from the, from the package. The way they were locking the package. Yeah, it was that. I do want to, we do have a YouTube video. I mean, we do have a YouTube account, a YouTube channel. Correct.

We don't have a TikTok channel. We should get one, though. Are we going to have a Jeff Fisher Skull Crusher challenge? You know what? We should. I think so too. We should. We'll put some pads.

Sure. Sure, we'll put some pads. So who are the three people? I'm not in the middle, I'll tell you that. Okay, that's not of what I asked. I just want to know who are the three people? I'm not in the middle. That's what I'm saying.

I say, Keith Pat and you. I love it. And we all know. We don't even have to say it. We don't even have to say it. You know who's in the middle of that. As soon as I said that, the entire country agreed on who's in the middle. No.

Yes. The whole country said, ah! Don't say it. We know. Baby, we know. We know. And it definitely won't be, no, bro.

It'll be. That's what's happening. Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. Yeah, that's what's going to happen, bro. He does have the perfect goal for it. I, and look, I don't want anybody to get hurt. No, no, no, no.

I don't want to be. I just want to show the possibility of how someone could get hurt. Yeah. You know, Pat got hurt praying cricket. Okay. Oh, I know. He got to have balance, man. What's he doing?

He did not have balance. He lost his balance. He's swinging around like that. Well, sometimes you get cocky. Oh. And he's swinging strong. He's trying to show off. I really haven't talked to him about it.

But I, uh, because I meant to say something to him on Wednesday when I saw him. Yeah. We just never got to it. And I didn't see him today. He just, you know, he blows me off. Like, you know, he doesn't have time for me. Well, who has time for you? Well, you know, kind of.

It's kind of a good point. You do share walls. No, we don't. Oh, no, you don't. We don't. Thanks for, you know, knowing the layout of the building, but no, we don't. Let me show you an example of the map of the building. Yeah, please.

Can you show me on your hands? This is our building. Oh, that's a big building. So you come in the front door. I know, Mercury Studios. You come in the front door and you come through, you come back around. This is the back hallway. Okay.

Of where our, where my closet is. Do you mean your address from? Then there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven doors. Yes. Six rooms. Make the math. Who has double doors? Who would, thank you.

Think about it. This is another one. We all know who's in the middle of the Skull Crusher Challenge. Who do you think has two doors? Which means that we turn one room, two rooms into one room. You know. You know the answer to that. So mine's all the way down here when you come back and back around.

And so you have mine. And then there's one more. More more. And then there's pads. So we're not, we don't share a well. So you share a ceiling. Well, dude, we're in this, we're across on the other side of the building now. Do we still share a stupid?

We don't share a ceiling with the other group. I love talking to you. I really do. You make my day. We'll be right back. In the last four years, there has been a huge explosion of beehive thefts, particularly in California, but really around the globe. Thousands of hives are being stolen in California every year. They are worth a lot of money.

And they have even created bee theft detectives now. So there's no time better than now. I know. I know. There's no time better than now to learn about the honeybee. Can I quote you on that? Yes, you can. Yes, you can.

And that is why we have Candace Fleming and Eric Roman on with us on Chewing the Fat to talk about their latest book, Honeybee, the busy life of, and I'll let you say the other words because I don't want to mispronounce it and have the bees be mad at me because the bees know. Candice and Eric, welcome to the program.

How are you? We're great. And it's pronounced Apis Melifera. I mean, you don't need to talk down to me. I just need you to say the name. Apis. It's information. This is Latin.

Apis Melifera. Right? There you go. Okay, good. So, I appreciate you guys coming on today. And, you know, really, I was looking through the book. And, you know, considering that, I mean, really, 70%, that's a huge number, of everything grown and harvested in the world directly depends on bees.

And with, and obviously, it's a big thing with bee theft explosion around this country and the world. Now there's never been a better time to spread the word how important honeybees are to lower. to life, right? Yeah, right. We're not, you know, science isn't sure of all the reasons yet. Originally, they thought it was just pesticides that were killing bee populations. But what they're starting to realize is that it's pests, its disease, oftentimes they're weakened by the pesticides. The reason people are stealing bee eyes, of course, is if you've a long-established,

healthy highs, that's something that takes time to establish. And here you have this, and it's accessible, and you don't have to go through the difficulties. And so it's, it is a problem. Now, as I was looking through the book, the illustrations, the drawings, paintings, what's just called them illustrations. I don't want to downplay any of your work, Eric. So they look beautiful. But I realize that you, you two are husband and wife.

So at what point was it was it you, Candace, that decided to write the book on honeybees and said, Hey, Eric, you know, you're sitting around, you're doing nothing. Why don't you draw me some pictures and paint some colors? Or was it you, Eric? He's like he lives with us. Or was it you, Eric, that started drawing the pictures and painting them and saying, you know you ought to really write a book on these that I'm doing.

Which one was it? You know, this, in this case, we were looking for, this is our second book, our second collaboration together. We were looking sort of for a follow. follow-up to our first book, which was about giant squid. And while that book was about a creature that no one ever sees, and little is known about, we thought we did. I got news for you.

I don't want to see one either, but go ahead. Yeah, I really do, though. They're so amazing. But chances are we won't. But we decided we wanted to do a book about some little creature that everyone sees all the time and may actually take for granted. We thought we knew a lot about honeybees, but when I got into the research, I really I didn't. I didn't realize that the honeybee has this extraordinary, short, and sort of valiant life that she carries on for, in this case, 35 days.

So what... All worker honeybees are female. So the cleaning of the hive, the feeding of the larvae, the, the protecting of the hive, the, all that, that, the going and getting the pollen and nectar is, all done by just female. So like males, they're irrelevant, right? So what you guys are saying is that the B movie by Jerry Seinfeld, I cannot

consider that a documentary. Because according to that movie, the dudes are the one going out there and flying out. So that is... Geraldine, Seinfeldon. Yes, yes. You know, B to B, B, B. And they're also saying that... Like B Arthur.

could have been. They're also saying that it was Candice that came up with the idea, and Eric was just sitting around doing it. Yes, yes. It was, it was me. So, you said you learned a lot. What was the most important thing you think you learned? I mean, I know that it's fascinating,

and we learned, you know, how important their lives are and how much they mean to the human race, really. But what do you think the number one thing was that you learned when you, going through making this book? what I learned was that bees have this life. They have 35 days, well, summer bee does, this short life, and yet they do all these tasks. They go through six or seven different tasks,

taking care of the queen bee or building honeycomb or handling food, food processing, all this in the hive before they ever leap outside that hive and start collecting nectar or pollen. and that they pretty much work themselves to death. It's this unbelievably poignant. I mean, they have this amazing life, and then at the end of it, they basically work themselves to death.

They drop over from the amount of work that they do. But then when you look back at what they've done, it's 500 miles that they've flown, 30,000 flowers that they've visited, and all of that to make enough, gather, enough nectar to make one-twelfth of a teaspoon of honey, I think is just astonishing. And there's a real courage to that, I think. There sure is.

When you, as I was looking through some of the illustrations, Eric, were you, did you, like, visit hives and decide, you know, I'm not going to get stung, but I'm going to go there and take some pictures and see what they actually look like and how they work? Or is this just you thinking to yourself, this is what it could be? Right. I mean, of course, you know, that's what you do. I mean, we're lucky in this day and age that, you know, there's so many photo sources.

Right. You can find it as well. But, yeah, you go out and look at them. I, you know, it's, they move a lot. They sure do. It seems like the minute you start to, I've asked them to sit for me and they can't trade them. And they're small. You cannot train them.

You can't put them on a leash. They're tough. Oh, they don't pose, yeah. But it's an interesting thing. You know, you want to be accurate. But you don't want to, what you're not making medical illustrations here, what you're making is something that you want to be artful as well. Right. And so, like, for example, there is no light inside the hive.

So how do you light the hive? How do you make it dramatic? And those are artistic choices, not choices that are made, you know, how bees actually live. So the latest book, Honeybee, the busy life of Apis Meloferra, right? Is that right? You got it. You're not. Latin is infected.

And it's available everywhere. It's well worth sitting on your coffee table and going through it with your kids or your family and let them dig through it and start to realize what the honeybee actually does for everyone on the planet. What's you working on next? Are you just sitting around doing nothing now waiting for Candace to come up with an idea? Or what's going on? Pretty much. Again, again, are you?

You in my living room? How does he know? Well, we do, we also do other projects that are picture books that aren't nonfiction. But our next nonfiction books, something we're sort of rumbling around in our head is about polar bears. Because candy is interested in polar bears and because I have to only paint white. It'll be easy. That's easy. Sometimes they get a little dirty.

You're going to have to darken up. Some of the fur. I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but I just know, I see what's going on. So the book is A Honeybee, the busy life of Apis Melifera by Candice Fleming and Eric Roman. And I know you guys are on a, you know, a heavy schedule today. So I'll let you be. But I appreciate it. Oh, gosh.

Let us buzz on. But I appreciate you guys coming out today. It's really been fun. And good luck with this book. And we absolutely want to talk to you when you're done, figure out how you're going to paint white and what you're going to write about polar bears. So absolutely come back.

I'll be there. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. You guys be safe. Thanks so much. It's been fun. Thank you. All right.

Let's go to the break room. And we're going to get to the fat pile. But there's a new addition to the fat pile that we're going to get to as well. I'll tell you that. And yes, I still have Coke Zero. Coronavirus is not going to stop me. It's all there is to it. I'll put my own sweetener in.

Send me the mix. Oh, Coke Zero, send me the mix. You do yourself? You have the machines for it? Send me the mix. I'm going to get one. Ooh, that's a good idea. Instead of buying a bunch of cans that get outdated,

get yourself the machine so you have the mix yourself with the fountain drink. Yeah, the fountain. Although, the, the fountain. the fountain doesn't quite as good as an ice cold can of Coca-Cola Zero, but I could settle for it. Okay, so welcome to Fat Pile Friday on Chewing the Fat. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride. I really appreciate it.

Thank you for subscribing to the podcast, chewing the fat. If you don't subscribe to the podcast, thank you for listening. No, thank you for listening, but subscribe to the podcast. You don't want to be a loser. No, you don't. You don't want to be a free load. This is a double loser now. And then if you are not a subscriber to our,

YouTube channel. Another loser. So you don't want to be a double loser. You do not want to be a double loser. You just don't want that. They would literally are giving and giving and given. I know. What do we ask for?

I know. Are we asking for $1,000? No. $100? No. $9.99? No. $0.99?

No. $0.99. No. A penny. I said no, bro. What the hell are you waiting for? Thank you. Well, that's a promo.

Thank you. End it with the no bro too. That was our hashtag with that. Give me another one. No, bro. Give me another one. And with a... Are we asking for a penny?

No! That was supposed to say no bro. Because that was the last one. I'll do I remember the number of the numbers. So it's not going to be the same. Just do the penny. Okay, okay. Are we asking for a penny?

But I already said no bro to the other one. Okay, fine. I just used the other one. Never mind. No, do it again. Take it. Do the pen. Are we asking for a penny?

No, bro. Nailed it. We just cut everything off. No one will hear any that we could say. And make sure you follow, well, follow me on social media. You know, Jeffrey JFR on Twitter, Jeff Fisher Radio on Facebook and Instagram.

And you know the Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, and the Twitter account has a little blue check. That's on Instagram. And you Instagram? Instagram was not verified yet. Are you working on it? Yes, I am. Instagram and I are in heavy negotiations as we speak.

Wait, you're negotiating? Heavy negotiations. What are you at? We're in the middle of a contractual. Oh, it's a contract. Yeah, oh, well. You can't just be verified on Twitter. That's all they took.

Just be verified. No, it's heavy. Crossing the T's doting the I. You have a couple of accounts too, right? Yeah, I just have Real Chris Cruz at Real Chris Cruz R-E-A-L-K-R-I-S-C-R-E-S-C-R-E-S-C-E

on both Instagram and Twitter. I'm not verified. I'm not verified. I know, so it's kind of hard to find. You can't recognize it without the blue check. Just look for Lord of England and Lord of Ireland. We have to talk about that too.

Courtney, who sent us the Lordships. Fantastic. I love you for that. We'll talk about it later. She definitely is a chewing the fat influencer. And she signed her letter with that. CTF influencer.

And look at that. She's happy with that. For all y'all bitching out there, I want to be an ambassador of youth. Shut up. Be like Courtney from South Carolina. Be happy with what you got. Absolutely. So I don't think there's all the other shows giving up.

Kids in China are hacking up along. Be happy that you're a CETF. You're a TTF influencer, okay? You're welcome. So, go back to the Fat Pile on Fat Pile Friday. I see this story talking about how Apple

doesn't want their products to be with villains in the movies. So like if I'm watching a James Bond movie and we got Scarface, got with a scar, he cannot be holding an iPhone. Nope.

Is this something that they can do? the intention to keep Apple products out of the hands of bad people, you know, Apple good. I'll take that the, um, no. I'm a, I'm a bad person and I have an Apple phone. So why are you going to take my iPhone away? Well, this story, uh, I want to just, oh, I did actually scream a little bit as I was reading it. And I made scream again, but I'm going to try to get it to you without screaming. You know, you already scream about the Coke Zero.

This article, this article from vice. dot com. Why do you go there? By Ashwin Rodriguez, yes. That's what I said. Ashwin Rodriguez. Rodriguez, yes.

Actually, it's R-O-D-R-I-G-U-E-S. Rodriguez. Thank you. He says, How you dare? Oh. How dare you? I apologize.

Suggest his gender. The, uh, Just say his name. I mean. Ashwin, I know you did the same thing. Sorry, sorry. Just say Rodriguez's name. Ashwin.

There you go. Ashwin writes, The futility of Apple's overreach into fictional worlds is also a contradiction to some of its real and publicly visible customers. For example, it's difficult to imagine a worse public association, fiction or nonfiction than President Donald Trump. Uh, is it Ashwin? Is it hard to imagine someone worse? A worse villain with an iPhone? I don't know.

The first one that comes to my mind, it isn't hard to imagine. I never saw Hitler with an iPhone, but it wouldn't surprise me. Wait, I don't like this. You're talking trash about iPhone owners. And more than 50% in this country are iPhone users. Okay, well, I don't want to get into that battle right now. But I'm just telling you, uh, didn't we have the big? big fight over the San Bernardino

mass murderer. We couldn't get into his iPhone. Oh yeah, we did. Oh, that's right. Right. Weren't there other murderers that we have a big problem with because Apple doesn't want to give you the access into their phones that were iPhones? I believe the pulse shooter.

Huh? Also had an iPhone. Really? I believe. Don't quote me on it. I just did. Okay. Well, then he did add one. I just did. So it just ticks me off.

I mean, does anyone watch a movie? Anyone watch a movie and see, oh, that bad guy has an iPhone. We can't use an iPhone. Yes. No. No. Sorry, no. Watch every European detective show.

Every European detective show, which I love. I watch them. You're a big fan of that. I love and I watch them. You're a big fan of that. They all have Samsung. Well, they're all freaking bad guys. They're all Samsung.

They're dirtbags. The bad guys, the good guys, the whole damn bunch of them have Samsung's. They're all pigs. I want a statement from Android right now. It is Friday as the PR firm is leaving. I want a comment from Android telling me that they're not bad people. That's a stupid thing. Have we fixed the world?

Do we have the cure for the coronavirus? Not yet. Did we elect the socialist Bernie? tenders to office? Have we not yet? Find all the skeleton in his closets? Not yet. You know, hey, how we cure cancer. The guy who's running for the Democratic Party supposed to cure cancer

like four years ago. Not yet. Okay. Are we fixed a border problem downstairs? No, bro. That's perfect. I like that. Slogan. I think this is Fat Pout Friday. No bro edition. I mean, it's just

ridiculous. Ridiculous. But Hey, they're Apple. 50% of America's have iPhones. Isn't the gay guy in charge of Apple, Tim Cook? Apple Cook? That's correct. Team Apple?

Sorry. Sorry, who? Team Apple? Like, our president called him? Yeah. Yes. Like, what's wrong with him? Tim Apple.

Tim Apple. Like, what are you doing, bro? He's busy. With? He's busy. He's got a lot to run. You know? Oh, dude.

Bro. Bro. Bro. Man, we got to get off this stuff. We do. Holy cow. That is not. There's no quoting going on with that right there.

I'll tell you that. I mean, we'll be right back. Okay. Fat Pile Friday. Let's get to some headlines. Let's get to the fat pile. Okay. As we get into this headline, though,

I might have to stop talk for a little bit because, you know, I can't do that. It just can't. I can't. This story, people like the taste of insect butter in their waffles study. No, every couple of months now, they've moved up. They've moved it up. I feel like, we have to start documenting this because I feel like they've moved up from every four to six months now to every two to three months. they've doubled their work getting us to like insects

forcing insects down us the last time I remember was December with a cockroach milk okay so December was cockroach milk there was at least there's been at least one story in between there there was another insect story it was coronavirus

people recover faster when eating bugs Thank you. And I honestly, I think there was another one too. I can't remember what it was and I could go back and look. But here we are again. A study finds people like taste of insect butter in their waffles. No, bro.

Okay. I mean, it's time. This is our campaign. We're starting this a campaign. No, bro. Enough is enough. Here we go. A week ago, eating bugs, replacing meat with edible insects. Six days ago, bugs burger.

Okay, so this is in the last week. So, okay, so that's what I'm saying. So every two to three months, it's a quick bombardment, and then they stop. And it's a quick bombardment, then they stop. And, you know, sometimes it's one big story. Here we've got multiple stories, but it's all on the same thing as it's good. They're crunchy. They're good for us.

And now we're talking about a Belgium study that did their, you know, their insect butter. According to results of this study, taste testers could not tell the difference between regular cake and cake with a quarter of insect fat. I can't. Wait, is that an antenna and a leg? Made from the larvae of black soldier flies. Nothing says yum. This is me now, not in the story. Nothing says yum Like the larvae of black soldier flies And then we wonder why we have coronavirus

They also serve taste testers Waffles and they could not tell the difference Between any of the three versions Right On a side note Once they were done eating we let them back to their crack house I mean I come from just kidding me Aside from the ecological benefits

the insect fat may be healthier for humans. No, bro. Insect fat is a different type of fat than butter. Insect fat contains loric acid, which provides positive nutritional attributes, since it's more digestible than butter. Move over, loric acid has a... Oh, wait, no, sorry.

Moreover, I was going to say, I thought we were moving over. Move over, regular butter. Move over. Move over regular butter. Country. Here comes loric acid. I can't believe it's not butter.

Move over. I can't believe it's not butter. No, that's not what it says. Loric acid has an antibacterial, antimicrobial, and antimicotic effect. No, bro. What is all that anti? Maybe we need some of that stuff.

Maybe we do need a little anti. Yeah. Maybe you need a little anti to avoid. This means, of course, since you asked, for an example. Actually, I didn't ask. No, but this means that it's able to eliminate harmless various viruses, bacteria, and even fungi in the body, allowing it to have a positive effect on health. No, bro.

No. No, I didn't want, I wasn't crazy about the cockroach milk. Plus, it's more difficult. I mean, it's tough milk and cockroaches, man. Do you do it with like tweezers? Yeah, we covered that. It's tough. But I wasn't here, though.

I was in Florida. We covered that on the program. Who's we? Just you then? We covered that on the program. I was in Florida listening to you live. And I was like, well, how do you milk them? Do you just do the same thing as a cow?

Do you put the suction cups? Do you just like shred them? Do you blend them? Yeah, there were multiple pictures from the cockroach milking farm. Okay. Of the tiny little milkers they put on. Are the grass-fed cockroaches? Are they bug-fed?

Like, what is the diet look like of this cockroaches? You know how finicky cockroaches are? Absolutely. They will not just jump on anything and eat. They're picky eaters. They're like flies. I am not having black larvae fly insect butter. No.

Just call it black butter. No, bro. No. So a nipple sweater, as long as we're on Fat Pile Friday, we're moving on. We've talked about milking cockroaches. Let's talk about nipple sweaters. worn by Whitney Cummings. Before you explain that, I want you to ask the same question to the audience that I asked you.

When we say... I know, I'm getting... Oh, yeah, I will. You can ask them if you want, but I was going to get to that. Okay. When, Jeffrey, when I say, hey, I bought you a nipple sweater. What are you thinking? I hope I was able to wear a jacket because my nipples are going to be out in the open.

Exactly. So I'm thinking that my first thought, if I was designing, and you know me, I'm fashion. Your fashion, yes. So here you go, here go, Jeffrey, I need. I need you to design me a nipple sweater that I want to sell to people. Okay. I would get a soft cotton. Uh, why are you shaking your head?

Why are you shaking your head? You asked me. I know, I did it. Yes, you actually give me the fabric and yes, thank you. I appreciate that. I really appreciate that. Go ahead. Now, I would use some sort of mesh, some soft fiber mesh.

Okay. Bessitru by not fully? Yes. Okay. Where your chest or your breasts are. Yeah. And so you would be able to see. A hint. It's a hint.

Just a hint. Just a hint. Just a hint. Just a hint. You said, a tease. Now if you were, say, working on Venice Beach. Yes. And you wanted to wear your nipple sweater or your nipple shirt.

Yes. You would have cut out holes. To show. Yes. To expose the nipple. If you would ask me, that's what I thought that would say, hey, so there's a shirt with holes in it. Like my shirt, I actually have a nipple sweater at the house that I wear.

Some men like to wear T-shirts backwards. Yes. Wife-beater T-shirts backwards. And that exposes the nipples as well. So that's a nipple wife-beater. Yes. Okay. So now let's go down the list of what is this Whitney coming nipple sweater that she's wearing.

A $95. I'm sorry? Nipple knit top. One more time? The $95. I believe that money and yours are available for only $49.99. They're $49.99 right now. I'll tell you what.

They just went up. And they're better designed than whatever. The nipple knit top. It's currently sold out anyway. You can't even get it. So then you definitely have to get it from ours. It was just a test rug. It was just the nipple top.

The fashion brand company.com is just a run. It's a test run. It's beautiful is what it is. It's a beautiful. It's a beautiful sweater. There are people are obsessed with it. She's got all kinds of likes on her Instagram post. Where's Wendy Cummins?

She's a beautiful woman. It's beautiful and it's just wonderful. It's a sweater. Okay. That just has nipples all over the sweater. It's just, you know, they're fake nipples. So it's just like... Nipple look.

This is so... It's a literal nipple sweater. Right. So there's actually nipples. Well, I don't know if it's literal. I mean, they didn't use human nipples on the sweater. We don't know that. Do you know that?

No, we don't. They could use models for those nipples. Yeah, they could have. And then pick the best one look in and then put it on it. I'm going to cut that one off. That's the one we're going to use. It's the one we're going to use. All right, so we've got, I feel like this

headline. Could be any country in the world, but this one is specifically Iran, which is in big trouble too, thanks to, uh, they're struggling now too. Uh, Iranians desperate for cash turned to selling their organs. Uh, that could be any country in the world today, man. Uh, dozens of notes stuck on, uh, a building opposite of a hospital have notes like call bill have organ will sell incredible

people are willing to tough times in Iran so I'm hoping and look this is a good this is the possibility that is a good outcome possibly from COVID-19 no not that that's not a good outcome

if you're doing that that's not a good outcome but the good outcome would be that a lot of these countries are now realizing that you know maybe capitalism and our people are right and we're going to move forward. I hope that's true. I hope that's true.

It'd be a good thing. But good luck. Download and subscribe to more content. It's Fat Pout Friday. At the blaze.com slash podcasts. All kinds of stuff here. All right. I mean, we can continue with the Fat Pout Headlights.

We could talk about Courtney who sent us the Lordship. Yeah, we're going to have a YouTube unboxing video tonight. We got mail. you've got mail I remember that you've got mail and calling this mail call

on our YouTube channel and we were told from people that we work with which you named during the video pissed me off you named during the video it just made me so angry yeah

if you're receiving this you have mail I don't think that's how she's saying to stop it okay here's the deal a study was just done did we do it oh yeah we did do it yes

when people text you yeah or email you. The study didn't talk about emails, but I'm adding it to the study. You're reading between the lines. That's what we do here. Thank you.

Yes. When you hear the voice of the person emailing or texting you, study was just texting. And that's what, you know, so when you see it, that's a lot of times you don't read a text from someone because you don't want to hear their voice at the time. So I get this email.

If you're receiving this, you have mail or packages in the mail room. please check mail at least weekly we don't have a mail room assistant so please take care of your own mail I told man I wanted to I wanted to reply in my voice back to her but I decided to make it a bit on my YouTube channel so it's not a weekly set man da da da da so Courtney uh just so you know thank you very much and you'll see how your package was delivered It's a beautiful thing. You know, well, just watch the video.

Just watch the video. And on Monday, we'll fully digest everything. The YouTube video will come out a little bit later this afternoon if you're listening live to this podcast. If you're listening live to the podcast, 228, 2020. It is 228. The last day. Right.

Oh, no, sleepier. Yeah, 29. So, Sunday's the first. Yes. And episode two. It's actually episode 10, but it's the second. episode of after the mid-season premiere. It was episode two.

You're absent. See, even you agree with your, your conscience. It's like, yes, it is episode two. But no. It should be a new season. It is definitely a new season. Yeah, of Walking Dead. And that's with you, Max, and Jason?

Yes. So Monday. You guys, boop-boop. You're welcome. And no, I know we said earlier this week that there was going to be a Saturday podcast, and that's not going to happen. We just heard the interview. Yeah, I talked to the bees people and they were fascinating and they were really great and I really enjoyed both of them very much.

I wish they had been here in person. It would have been no longer. I would have talked to them. They were busy too. They were. We were on their schedule, their timetable, so that's fine, whatever. So tomorrow. I've talked to them for, you know, 10 minutes, whatever.

What are we doing tomorrow? Do I have the day off? You're breaking up. No, like it doesn't work that way. We're literally in front of each other and you can hear. me. Hello. Hello. You can hear me. You can hear me. You can't say I. You don't talk. See, but how are you tapping? Why you tap in the microphone when you hear me through your headphones? I can't. You can't? I don't know what you're. Hello? Hello? Hello?

Tomorrow. I guess. I'm sorry. I can't. I don't know. Go through a pile. What? Talk to the stupid pile. Are you going to do the letter? Are you going to do the letter? I guess, look, I'm just going to talk to you now, audience, because I guess Chris, I can't hear Chris. What a shame it is, too, that I can't hear Chris. I'll tell you that. Okay. Oh, man, I can't tell you how much of a disappointing time it is for me

not to be able to hear him. So let's just get to a few of the headlines for Fat Pile Friday. Utah man busted for using mice and hamsters to get free hotel rooms. I mean, that's kind of sounds like a good scam to be. begin with, but then you've got to carry around mice and hamsters with you. He was going into the rooms and he'd stay in the rooms and then he'd

let him out, go downstairs and complain that there's mice and hamsters in the room and show them, you know, mouse poop droppings and hamster droop on and get free room. And get some extra money from the joint. But that only happened a few times until authorities decided, isn't that the same guy

that complained the last time? Yes. Yes, it is. So, you know, there's a big trouble. So the more of the story, don't hear. hit the same place. Well, at least in the same state. Oh, look at that. He can hear me again.

Oh my gosh. That's working again. Look at that. Did you turn something else on? No, I just pressed the same line. I must be out of the tunnel. Yeah, I must be out of the tunnel. Pursued by deputies, Chicago County woman shuts herself in a gun save. That's kind of dumb.

By the way, that was one of the episodes of 911 Lone Star. Remember that? during the tornado, the boyfriend and girlfriend are hanging out in the house. And as the tornado alarm goes off, it's a good idea. He shuts himself, but then forgets that he doesn't know the code

and girlfriend calls that one. Oh, hello. That's a tough one. Could I get, could Amber and I fit in our fat boy Liberty Safe? I think we could. Amber can fit. Then there was a story,

this is not in the fat pile, but I read the story about the lady who zipped her boyfriend in a suitcase. Oh, yes! They were getting, they were getting stoned, getting high, and she got mad at them or something, or there was some kinky thing going on or something. Who among us hasn't done that?

And so she zipped him in a suitcase, and she was going to come back and get him, but then she passed out on the bed, and she wakes up, she calls night one-wise, he's wondering what's going on. Yeah, he didn't make it. We lost them. Wait, that's not how I thought it was going to turn.

That's a sad story. You didn't say this is a sad story. I guess they unzipped him. He was still kind of alive when they unzipped him. Oh, okay. And then he did make it. Oh, so sad. Well, he learned his lesson.

Plus, what kind of suitcase? I got quite a few suitcases. I don't believe if you get zipped in one, you die. It seems like there's still air being let in. High, right? Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Polygamous may not face jail time under a new Utah bill. Yes. I mean, are they really, are we putting people in jail anymore anyway? Absolutely. Really? That goes the same as that hot pocket lady. Oh, man. Don't get me started on that.

Don't do it. We're working on a special. How's the special coming? Thank you. We are. How's it special? Good. I actually wrote up a bunch of stories.

I'm getting the timelines down for all of them. I feel like this is a YouTube special. You know, Glenn and all these people are doing their stupid specials. You know what? I think this is a YouTube special. I like that idea. Chewing the Fat. Special.

I like it. YouTube Live event. Operation Varsity Blues. I mean, is there something wrong with the computer system that when I say something, it doesn't fire the music? Maybe that's the same thing that screwed up when I couldn't hear you earlier. Same kind of mix up. So get engineering in here.

I'll try it one more time, see if we jiggle some wires around. and you know what the phenortner right underneath your right foot kick that and then let's try it again Operation Varsity Blue I like it All you have to do is kick the fanortner Welcome to Chewing the Fat UCTF Chewing the Fat Special Yes

Operation Varsity Blue Yeah I love it That's a I mean I said it again and I still didn't fire just continued to go and trail off I'm not sure what you're. Let me kick it again in a lot. I am at love with the idea of a UCTF special. Yeah.

Operation Varsity Blue. If we could get away, I wonder if we could do, we'll talk about this on the air now, so let's just air it out on the air as long as we're here. We're already here. We're already here. Who nobody cares about nearly one and three. American workers running out of money before payday.

Everybody has that problem. I think that's another headline. Yes. No, that's just the headline. Well, we got a story to fill for Friday. What is it? What is it? One or three American workers run out of money before payday. Okay. No, that's fine. That's everybody.

Yeah, I know. We're going to run that story anyway. Just like you said it? Yep. Just running. Hit print. So. Control P. So, I wonder if we could do the, the Canon open with.

us. Like we create it or we use it? You know, so the tan, the tan, the Tadda Tad T T T T T T T T T T T T T F T F T F T F T F T F T F T F T F T F T F T F T F T Furn. Tonight. Like this episode. Like this will not be for this weekend.

You know we're going to do that tomorrow. No? No? You can't just jump right on that and make that happen. If my name was, let's say, let's think of a name. Just pull a name of your name.

Don't think about it. Just pull a name. Glenn Beck. Uh-huh. Could we pull it off tomorrow? Absolutely. Absolutely. Let's pretend my name is Glenn Beck.

Look at the time. Oh, I know. Look at the time. Yeah. Friday. There's no. I don't look at me like that. I know it's not going to happen.

But I'm just, it'd be, that would be fun. It would be fun to do that. It would be fun to have. It would be kind of cool. Like honestly, and straight up honestly, I think we can make it work. Straight up. CTF special Operation Varsity Blue. Tonight's episode, Hot Pockets.

Think about it. Because somehow you have to think about it. I want to thank all the people that sent me different Canon opens last night on my Facebook feed too. There was so many. Just for you, Jeffie. And not one of them. the way.

All you cheap, son of a... Canon production? All got the free ones. So not one of them was country blues. Oh yeah, because we tried to get it last time. I know. You got to buy the package. Yes.

Nobody wants to buy the package. I got news for you. I looked myself again last night and I thought, oh. No. It's not really worth it. I know Nick at night airs him, but like super late. Right. Yeah.

And I actually, I dug deep into Google to see if I could find Nick at Night episode of that and everything. There was no country blues, man. And every time I got close and I had to download some new different app and I was like, oh, no, that's coming from China. No, that's a Russian app. No, not doing that.

Right. I think coronavirus can infect our computer. I know. That's what I was concerned about. I didn't want to click on the app. I was afraid. Jiff. Jeffrey was afraid.

That's great. But thank you. It had a lot of fun. And with all of you sending me the Canon episodes. Lots of memories? Oh. Good or bad? No, I just had fun with it.

It was Canon. And then I got to reading about Quinn Martin. And, you know, he had, he's had like, at one point, he had like 21 years in a row of hit shows on TV. I mean, this guy was a monster. And then, in a good way, not a bad way. Not the Michael Jackson way. No, not the Harvey way, not the Michael way. It was all, you know, good way, monster.

Above the board. That we don't. That is true, though. I know. We dug up freaking Michael. We dug him up. So, it was incredible. And then, you know, it got me thinking, got me into Barnaby Jones, which is the next one.

Yeah. And it got me to the crossovers between Barnaby Jones was just an episode on Canon. And then they decided it was going to be just an episode on Canon. And then they said, you know, we're going to make Barnaby Jones into a separate show. So you guys are going to have to rewrite that show, that Barnaby Jones show. And then we'll make you a couple of crossover. So there were a couple of crossover episodes, season premieres and season – like Cannon had a season finale that led into Barnaby Jones' season premiere. And stuff – I mean, yes, that went on back then, too, just like today.

and it just got me deep into that stupid time period of detective shows. Really good. But thank you so much for playing along with the canon bit. I really appreciate it. But we will do. We will do. Maybe we start some YouTube specials, CTF YouTube specials. You know, other people aren't the only people that get to have YouTube specials.

Oh, no, no. And then, you know, and we, last week, episode 301, we talked to Nancy Stafford. Right. From Matlock. I, come on now. Like, I think this show has brought some old TV shows back. Just resurrected them. Talking to actors and actors.

And I know that Andy in real life was, you know, a little bit of a, a little bit of a douche. A little bit of, you know. He was a Bernie Sanders type. Mm. It's okay to be that. As long as you're not in power. I still like the show. As long as you're not in power.

Right. What was that that just happened? What? Don't look at me like something just happened where the audio went up and hollowed out and what did you push. On and off button. No, something. No. Okay, turn it off again.

Hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello. I don't know what it was. I don't know what it was. Something just. It's a glitch. You need to kick the Finortner again. and, you know, maybe you just kick the Phenortner.

I kicked the Norton. What? Look at this time. Call an engineer, get IT in here, something.