Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 316 | Oprah Falls & 888-Walmart

Episode Date: March 2, 2020

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And now a Blaze Media podcast. Yes, it is. It's Chewing the Fat with yours truly Jeff Fisher. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride. I hope you had a great weekend if you're listening live to this broadcast on the second day of March 2020. I appreciate you coming along. I also wanted to thank everyone who sent me messages reminding me that there are two weiner mobiles for sale

$12,000 each in Calgary and in the picture it shows two weiner mobiles and the planters nutmobile and it says in the post the nutmobile is not for sale stop asking

and I thought oh that's kind of cool but we've come to find out that none of it is for sale and it's not real and the number that they gave was just a false number. The guys the guys been getting called from all kinds of people

saying, um, no, you have been had. They're not for sale. It's all a hoax and you have been pranked. So thanks for letting me know they were for sale, but they really weren't for sale.

So we got news last week that there actually is a homeless problem. at DFW Airport. Amazing. Thank you. First heard about here on chewing the fat, by the way.

Episode 305, titled Homeless Have Lost the Fear of Man. We find out there's a story that some lady was leaving the airport. And she did not have coronavirus. No, she wasn't sick. But the homeless person was, you know, whew-whacked out of his mind, and she claimed that he threatened her and tried to accost her at the, it's a barefoot, right, a barefoot homeless man at the airport. And now come to find out, we, I did hear from a couple of people around DFW,

Chris and a couple other people who were flying. Apparently, they don't fly out of Terminal A. they go to the lower levels. E? Yeah. And I mean, okay, whatever. You know when I go to Terminal E? When I drop my nephew off, who's a flight attendant,

he flies for Delta, and I have to drop him off at E. I don't even like doing that. The last time I dropped him off at D. Oh, man. Did I come into D? I'm sorry. Take the train.

I'm not going to E. No, I'm just teasing. But, Apparently, what happens is that the homeless are coming in on the trains. And they're just letting them in. They're just letting them in. And they're using the cold weather as an excuse. But it wasn't cold when my wife was there.

Hello! It's winter! Right. And that's what they're saying. That's the homeless people are saying. Hello! It's winter! And that particular homeless lady said she really appreciates.

she really appreciates the police letting me come in and not messing with me. You know, it's warm and it's a safe place to be. Hello! It's winter! So, apparently the lady who was accosted by the homeless, the barefoot homeless man, said she reported the incident to airport police and to American Airlines. And she got a response to American Airlines. Yeah, security is the airport's responsibility. American Airlines came out.

Hello? Yeah. He's going to say a few words on the homeless problem here at Terminal A, and then we'll be done. There will be no question. I want to thank you all for coming. I'd like to make this clear. We were alerted that there was a problem at Terminal A,

which American Airlines, that's one of our main terminals. And we just wanted everyone to know that security is the airport. It's responsibility not ours. Thank you. We're done. That's all. No, no, no more question. No questions.

No questions. We just want to make you aware. It's not us. It's not our responsibility. Okay? That's their job. Agonizing. Agonizing.

And again, it's on this side of security. So good luck. God bless. And we're supposed to be okay with it because it's, because it's, oh, it's winter. Guess what? I'm not okay with it. I don't care if it's,

winter or not. No. You got to leave. You too. You have to leave. I heard it on the news. No. No, even you, the winter lady, you got to leave. Hello! It's winter! I don't care. Get out. So how bad does it stink to be a 73-year-old male?

And you escaped from a Canadian prison in 1973. You escaped, went to California, stole a dead kid's identity. This young boy had died. He took his ID. He's been living in California since 1973. They finally caught up to him. That's how good our DMV is, by the way.

The DMV finally caught up to him. It only took, you know, 30, 40 years. Don't worry about it. Like 47 years. It only took that long for them to catch up when they realized, you know, um, this title on the conference. for this guy is really this person's dead and it doesn't exist so so they they hooked him up they went

and arrested him and they didn't know what to do they didn't know if Canada wanted him back the guy's got 885 days left to serve all right he's 73 he's been on the lamb since 73 well he's not been on the corona why are we So no, this. If you're old, you get the corona. I'll give you the Corona update, the two of the fat Corona update here in a moment. But Canada says, no, we want him back. Oh, shut up, Canada.

We want him back. We want him back. He's got to serve out his 885 days left in prison for theft. You know, just for that, I don't want to give him back. I know. You know why? He's my grandfather. I claim him.

Right. How about, no. He was convicted of breaking into a Manitoba lumberyard sentenced to two years which was since renamed Oh, that's a new institution's name. He was sentenced. He served 17 months of his sentence

And then I'm out. Good for him. Right. And he's survived In the great state of California, which doesn't surprise me, by the way. Do we know where in California? Since 1973.

He goes to California San Joaquin County. Oh, there we go. The kid died. Don't laugh at it. It's just a dead kid. Right? I'm not laughing at that.

I'm not, but. Did the kid have the corona? What? He's been this dead kid for 40-some years. Let's let him be that dead kid. We're finally figuring out. Just let him just move on. Let's move on.

He's, you know, he proved you that he could do it. Do you want him back? you know what? No. You tell you what, Canada? No. Call us back. Oh, look at the time. No one's here. Leave a message. If we, leave a message. Yeah. Hey, this is Canada. We'd really like to pick up our guy now. The mailbox you reach is full. Please try again later. I got a call back every time I call. Let me call back again. Okay.

You reach California mailbox. The mailbox is full. Please try again later. Oh, we've got to call somebody else. Let me give me another number. All right. We'll call the State Department. The State Department mailbox has not been set up. Please try again later. I don't want to give him back now. You're right. I don't want, no, you can't have him back.

He's everything that America stands. He's living the American dream. Thank you. He's everything that America stands for. Freedom. Absolutely. He's free. Let him go.

I want Trump to pardon him. I don't know that that can actually happen, but could Trump pardon somebody with a Canadian record. He can put him. He's a president of the United States. That's a good point. We rule this world. Like, have you not realized this? Hey, Justin.

This is Donald Trump. It's a blackface, Justin. What's that? Blackface, Justin. Right. Hey, Blackface, when you get that worked out, we'll give you back your man, okay? Until then, he's staying.

Melboschu reach is full. Thank you. So I see a headline this weekend, and I see the headline. I don't even want to read the story because it's just, I know what it's going to be. but it brought to light they made the joke of Bernie Sanders

this weekend getting on the wrong private jet that's just his people he should fire his due person for letting him go onto the wrong plane they should know where their man has to go and doesn't but the Vanity Fair headline is

dangers of flying rich and flying private no I'm not reading that there's no dangers you know what the danger is the danger is getting used to it and having to just drive up to the airplane and then getting on the plane, that's the danger of flying private.

And just getting on the plane and taking off and not having to worry about, shut off your electronic devices. Stop it. That's the danger. You get getting used to it. And you know, somebody who's going to get used to flying rich and private, Tony Romo, congratulations.

You're going to be a big guest. NFL analyst announcer for at least the next 10 years, $17 million a year. That's living pretty good. It's good life. Congratulations, Tony. I know that my favorite comment was from one of the NFL wide receivers who said he was going to retire now. He wanted to be an announcer. I mean, heck yeah.

You aren't lying, man. Big time. Good for Tony. Good for Tony. it's a good deal for him. And it's a good deal for CBS. I mean, really, ESPN can go cry with their tail between their legs all they want. That's a good deal for CBS, and it keeps the NFL happy with the Super Bowl's going to,

I mean, the big games going to CBS, which is definitely going to happen. So, congratulations, Tony. What shows you? Congratulations. That's a good paycheck. Now, one of the things I know we are concerned about Corona, so I know we're concerned about corona that was not that hard

other health issues are happening right now around the world as well and specifically here in the United States doctors I've put a warning out to people millions of people yes thank you thank you

millions of people suffer from hemorrhoids and it's a problem it's a problem I'm sorry why do you have me pull the air horn it's a problem doctors are

doctors are giving a warning because people who suffer from hemorrhoids I guess have been putting frozen potatoes up there but to help their hemorrhoids uh doctors have warned are now warning against that saying

no don't do that so I'm saying if you're a hemorrhoid sufferer and you've read the solutions online that putting frozen potatoes up your rear for 30 minutes at a time will help you help your hemorrhoid suffering. It won't according to doctors. So good luck. God bless, but don't do that.

And I hate to disappoint you. If you're already getting your frozen potatoes out of the freezer listening to the show, I'm sorry, but that's, you know, medical professionals are saying, don't do it. Don't do it. And once again, once again, they're picking up their pace. They're picking up the pace on, no, not. They are picking up the pace on Corona too.

But they are picking up the pace on wanting us to take. have a bug diet. I told you last week. It was every four to five months and then it was every two or three months. And now it's damn near weekly. I mean, they are ramming it down our throats.

Thank you. They are ramming it down our throats. Thank you. They want us to eat bugs. The time to bug out. I can. It only took a week. Actually, it only took like two days. We just talked about it. Protein that could save the world. No. No. I'm not doing it. I'm not.

Hey, Jeffrey. Yes. I need to talk to you. It's time. It's time for you to start eating bugs. I'm so sorry to tell you this. I don't want to. But you have to. Climate change. Coronavirus. All because of your carnivirus. Wars. But I like... No. Get this bug.

Here, open up. Open up. It's a little juicy cockroach. Open up. Here comes the airplane. Dee. Here comes the flying cockroach. Open up, open line.

Catch the flying cockroach. No! No! No. Can I quote you on that? Yes. Yes. You may quote me...

me? No. I'm not doing it. Unless they cut baby with some gravy or something. I mean, if we can have, we're going to maybe have some. No. What if they come on ice cream popper? Can I have just a Nestle frozen bar? Nope. All I got is the cockroach bar. It's all you get, kids. Get out of here. They're frozen so you'll like them. All right. That's part of the deal. It's the cockroach mint chocolate chip. No, not doing it.

Right. That's what's going to happen to you. Just going to get coronavirus. If that's what, you know, look, if not eating bugs means that I'm going to get corona, then so be it. I mean, corona is growing every day. Can I have poor children? Yes, you can. That's too close today, dude.

Like, stop it. I'm going to give you another one, too, coming up here, okay? Boris Johnson quoted chewing the fat over the weekend. Wow. And he just got wife or pregnant or girlfriend pregnant, one of those two. Well, I mean, what else he's got to do? He's over there at, uh... He'll live in the nation.

What's, right? He's at, uh, what's the tent downing street? The house that they live in? What else are you going to do? You're locked in. You're quarantined, right? You're nothing to do. Pope is sick.

You don't want to get sick. No. So you're just hanging out. This is a little... Hey, honey. Want to see this joke? Get your ass down here. So, Boris quoted chewing the fat over the weekend.

Now, I think he may not have given credit to chewing the fat, which is going to, if I go back in actual listening to the audio, I'm going to be a little ticked. And we may have a lawsuit pending against the prime minister of the United States. kingdom because he was quoted as saying it's going to get worse before it gets better. If there's another

world leader that uses my line without giving me credit, no, I'm not going to you want to say that one more time? No, I don't, that's not going to happen. What's not going to happen? I'm not, I'm not threatening any world leaders. I'm just

saying that, well, I'm not threatening them with violence. I am threatening them with the possibility of a lawsuit. Because of what? For not giving me credit. No, I don't, not violence, that's violence. I don't want to. No, I wouldn't do that. Never.

That's ridiculous. So we have, we've got a local post office employee with coronavirus now. It's had it for a while. I mean, now. He's been. Touching mail. Thank you. He's been touching mail, hacking and coughing all over the place.

Oh, but his packages didn't mail out. What? No, I, we saw, um, we saw a cruise ship passengers get pissed because they, no, no place wanted them. So they got into a big fight on the cruise ship. Well, we're going to be docking soon. You're not allowed here. No, no, back it up, back it up. Get the tugboats.

Get the tugboats. Get us out of here. I mean, the passengers were pissed. Why do you not let us up? No. We're just, you're not,

you're not quarantined on this ship, but you just, we can't let you off. So you do what you want. That's the way it goes. You pack my bag last night, free flying. And then it didn't matter

because I wasn't going anywhere. So it's just my bags just sat there, wondering, wow, what's going to happen? And so tomorrow, on coronavirus update. Well, we know that, no, you know what, today I'll give you this. I'll tell you, Amazon has restricted their employees from telling them,

no international travel. And we're going to rethink some of that domestic travel, too. So we don't want Amazon employees. Coronavirus isn't around. will say that tomorrow will give you an update on, uh, on horse face. Does she? Horseface does not have Corona, does she? No, that has not been announced. Holy cow. That would be bad if the royals, any of the royals. And even though she's just, you know, a royal because of marriage, uh, that's bad. Royal because of an affair. Well, and then he ended up

marrying her after, after the accident. Still in the fair. Once an affair, always an affair. Oh, was affair. I mean, Megan is out of control now, man. She is out of control. She is not bringing to the archie back. And the queen was like, what? I mean, she's pissed at the queen for, you know, thinking that the queen has taken away her, you know, billion dollar payday. She, she's got a problem with the, with the names now. I mean, it's just, Megan. you're not going to win. You're just not going to win. I don't know what Harry's doing.

I know that what Megan wants, Megan gets, but at some point, Harry, at some point you've got to say, Megan. Megan. Megan. You can quote me on that too. So we've got Wednesdays joining the breakfast battle this week. We talked a little bit about that coming up,

and Wendy's is going to be doing that. I'm really bummed that I missed. National Egg McMuffin Day today. I had an opportunity to get a free Egg McMuffin, and I missed it. And I hope you didn't. If you were using the McDonald's app, you could have gotten a free Ed McMuffin

between 6 and 10.30 a.m. local time, under your local time at McDonald's. I hope you got your free Ed McMuffin. That's all I'm saying. I hope you did. McDonald's is trying to, you know, fight back a little bit.

against Wendy's stealing a little bit of the breakfast limelight. So, you know, good for them. Good for them. We also have, I had so many people send me the KFC story that talked about. KFC is on the hunt for a professional chicken taster. I'm putting my two weeks notice. I mean the world sent me this story. I know. I saw it on social media.

People sending it to you. So it doesn't really say... Also, someone got it already. The person who created this brother is a taster. Is that true? Probably. This is like those merchandise. Remember we talked about it last week?

Holy cow. That you want to talk about... I mean, I don't even know if we want to go to the man on the street reporting this because when, you know, when chewing the fat record, news happens, but that just ticks me off. I mean, something has got to be done. So they do their story. They want the biggest fan to become the face of its next campaign

and finger-licked their way to fame. And they want one clucky fan. We'll get the chance to tuck into some of Kentucky's finest. Thank you. Winging their way to start them as the... This whole story is rim shots away. We'll go back to it with rooms. The whole story is...

From the top. This is a rim shot story. So KFC is looking for KFC's biggest fan to become the face of its next campaign and finger-licked their way home. With the only catch being that you must be good at eaten chicken, yep, you've got this one in the bag. One clucky fan gets a chance to tuck into some of Kentucky's finest,

winging their way to start them, as the face of the chicken ledger's latest campaign and they give it to the brother allegedly if that you son of them holy cow we've been lied to we've been lied to that's why I didn't go to the man on the street

because it wasn't verified and had I actually gone to the man and I actually gone to the man on the street we would have been we could have been shot down with giving faulty news reports here yes and no one wants that

to happen to me. Absolutely not. I saw the wife around. Can we ask her? Just saying. No, she's gone now. Are you sure? I think I could get her on the phone and answer that one question. Yeah, she's gone. She's busy. The phone's broken. She's out to get a new phone.

She doesn't, you don't have any of that, so it's not in your way. So it doesn't even say what you're going to get charged. I mean, what you're going to get paid. I mean, I'm willing to be a KFC, you know, taster, but you got to come to the table. I'm not expecting Tony Romo money, but you got to come to the table with some cash. All right, let's go to the break room.

I need to Coke Zero as a dude. Oh my gosh. So good. Wow. Celebrities are dropping like flies, and I'm not talking about... And I quote you on that. Yes, you can.

Celebrities are dropping like flies. I'm not talking about corona. I'm not talking about death. I'm talking about falling on stage. Wait, I didn't know there was a tally for this. Madonna on her vacation tour where she's... Intimate tour. What's that?

Intimate tour. Yes, Madam X intimate tour. But it's not all it is. She's on vacation touring the world and once in a while she shows up for a show. I want to sing here. I feel like singing. You know what? Let's be right.

do the music We had three shows scheduled Yeah I can't do it No no I don't want to do those three I want to skip those three but I want to do this one But it's not on the tour I don't care I just want to sing there So she finally shows up to a show

Shows up on stage And she's doing a show Oh oh and she falls And she I don't have a sound effect for that She But down the falling Oh maybe there's some audio from the show

Oh no you can't There's not audio from the show because she doesn't allow cell phones. This is why. I mean, we have footage of Oprah crashing and burning this weekend. What happened to her? She's on stage. She takes a tumble on stage.

Wait Watchers not being so good right now, is it? I'm not saying that it's Weight Watchers' fault. I'm just saying that. Was she talking on the Weight Watcher tour? She was. Okay, then that was a Weight Watcher's fault. We've got audio. We should play the audio.

And balance doesn't mean all things are equal. or a piece at all time. Oh, down she goes. Oh, so I'm not, now Chris, what you're saying, hold on. At all time. All right, so we'll, we may play it again for you. But she claimed that it was, I don't know, it was her shoes problem, but what brings on shoe problems?

Fat. I mean, no, not fat. Because cancals don't fit. You just tip it toe in those shoes. I mean, I would say, Nope. If I was sitting on hanging out with O. Oh, yeah.

Say, oh, we should ask if our. Yes. Yes. Let me text them see if they were there. We've got to talk to Tamila. Come on. They've got to come on with us. They're on tour, so.

Tyler called them back. So. Who's more important? Tyler Perry. Tyler Perry or chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. And Oprah are way more important than you. You're not even on the radar. What?

It's like Oprah is like here. And you're in another planet. What? So when we call, like, ooh, look at the time. Keeps.com. Keeps.com. What? Are you saying that Oprah Winfrey and who's the other guy, Tyler Perry?

Yes. The guy that held the Democratic debate, three of them will go. Yeah, three of them will go. Yeah. They would be more concerned with them. Yes. Than me. Yes.

Look at your skin color and look at their skin color. And then look at Tamas. Mela skin color and then let's put it, you know, somewhere there. Where do you fall in there? I mean, I could fall on shoe. All things are equal or at peace at all time. Oh, maybe we have a little bit more of that cauliflower pizza on the road from wait watchers.

Just a thought. Yes. But you wait watchers? Doesn't it sound good? Am I, are they a sponsor of this program? No, have you ever done? Are they a sponsor of this program? I've ever done Weight Watchers.

Are they a sponsor of this program? You know what? Yes, they are. I love the cauliflower pizza. And you were not going to believe. I know you've gone most of your life thinking to yourself, man, I really love pizza. You can't mess with pizza.

Well, I thought the same thing until Weight Watchers came to me with their cauliflower pizza. And I was so, so surprised at how good it was. and it's helped so much. And this is the example. If you don't eat that cauliflower pizza, this is what happens. It's brought balance to my life.

Wellness to me means all things in balance. And balance doesn't mean all things are equal or at peace at all time. It's just like balance doesn't mean all things are equal at the same time. Like there's too much weight on this heel. I'm going down. Oh man. I guess she's, I mean, I'm pretty sure.

I guess she's okay. We didn't hear any reports. she stood up and said the shoes yeah so look at the time keeps that come i mean weightwatchers dot com slash oprah i'm glad she didn't that she didn't hurt herself we don't know that but i know let me tell you something a big person falls this comes from a little bit of experience you asked pat when he fell did it hurt you would you have a fall like that it takes a lot more out of you than you think, Ben. Don't be laughing.

I don't know what the hell you're laughing at, but I'm saying when you have a fall, man. You mean gravity events? When you have gravity events as a... Fat person? As a person who's athletically overweight, like myself. And balance doesn't mean all things are equal

or at peace at all time. Cauliflow pizza. Come and do a home near you. As long as we're on entertainment news, we talked about Madonna falling on stage with her bad knee, and finally showing up for a show. And then we talked about Oprah taking a little tumble on stage. We have some entertainment shows that are biting the bullet.

and is it worth sad music playing? I don't know. Judge Judy ending after 25 seasons. 25 seasons as Judge Judy. Oh, this is sad. Ouch. Oprah, is that you?

No, it's not? Oh, well, okay. No, she said, apparently, Judge Judy's going to be on Ellen today. And she's announcing that the 2020, 2021 season, that's it. 25 years she's had enough

of the Judge Judy. She's giving it up. So she's going to be the next Supreme Court Justice? She's giving it up. Well, she says that she's got another show in the works. I mean, she's made a billion dollars doing this stupid show. She's a hundred years old. Give it

a rest, Judy. Just take it easy. You'll be okay. So does this mean that we're looking for a new judge? I guess. Because there are only ones around, like Judge Brown, is he still on? Probably, yeah. You know who the next star is? Who?

Who they're going to try to jam down our throats? Who? Chrissy Teigen. Guaranteed. That's what it is. No, she's doing another thing. She's doing a judge thing on Quibi. She is.

Yes, she is. She is. No, you're right. Because Quibi, I mean, I've got a couple of ideas for Quibi too, by the way. Can they contact you? Yes, they can. Quibi, 888-90333. You can call.

You can direct message me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. You can message me at Jeff Fisher Radio, Facebook or Instagram. You know what? Or you can just email me, Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com. We'll get you in touch. We'll get back to you, you know, ASAP. No problem. but I've got some ideas for you

but that's it and some of the shows actually on Quibi speaking of Quibi as a short note of Quibi look pretty good they're spending a ton of money so I mean it might be worth it it might be worth it they just keep

milking me and milking me and milking me with that money I can't do it much longer right somebody's got to come up with something that puts them all together that bundles them Yes.

You know. Oh, and if you're listening today, today's the first day of Hulu housing everything FX. I mean, that's amazing. And I found out. I think that's what we need to do. Have companies buy them each other out. Okay. Fine.

Let's do it. Because FX pulled everything from Hulu and now Hulu bought them off and said, oh, look at the time. Look at the time. You're not letting us have your content. Bye-bye. You're hours now. Have a nice day. Oh, you're the one that said we couldn't have your content. Bye-bye.

Have a nice day. Ooh, did we forget to sign that deal, that ending employment package with you? Sorry. Take care. Ouch. Right. Have a nice day. Some of them look pretty good, though.

Some of those shows look pretty good. It'd be worth, you know, 10-minute episodes. The whole thing again, this is just. like cell phone, right? Yeah, well, their first sale for that. I mean, their sales pitch for that was watching shows on your phone. On your phone.

Short. Between being home, right? If you're at the doctor's office or if you're, you know, you're waiting or something. Right. Between no more than 10 minute episodes. And you'd create content for different shows that you would watch. And there's different, they have different categories. that they're launching to where the heck is the quibby story hold on because some of the shows look good I was some of them actually look good but I was like JLo's got a show yeah she does

or she's doing she's part of one of their shows she's the executive producer so she has the show basically her inspirational series where there's going to be giving away buddy so uh Katzenberg a short form streaming service um they have Three movies and chapters, exactly what it sounds like, short, unscripted series and documentaries, and daily essentials, news and lifestyle programming and quick bite form. They got Lopez, they got Teagan, they got Leon Hemsworth. I mean, they're spending a bunch of cash. So, you know, I hope it's good. I'm not sure what it's going to cost, though.

It doesn't say in this story what the Quibi app costs. We've got to find that out. According to this, $4.99 a month, $5 a month with ads, you can upgrade to $7.99 a month no ads for Quibi. So there's another, another $5 to $8 a month. and you know you're going to get the $899, you're not going to want the commercials. You're going to get the $4.99 a month.

And you're going to get so angry at watching a 10-minute show that has commercials in it that you're going to say it's worth spending the other four bucks or three bucks or whatever the heck it is to have it without commercials. Wow.

These freaking people, man. Amazing. I see we're loving. I thought we've lost another show too, is the great Hawaii 50. It's been 10 seasons on CBS to pull the plug on that, so sorry to bob you out if you're a big Hawaii

5O watcher who, I don't know who is at all, to be honest with you, so good luck, God bless. And I also see where, I've kind of been forced to watch this show, as long as we're on entertainment. There's another show that I've been kind of forced to watch from time to time in my household, the Masked Singer.

every time I can walk through the living room, my wife and my daughter are watching it. It's fun. It's fun. Yeah. You know, it's fun. It's fun. It's a strong word. It's fun.

Fun is a strong word. It's all those celebrities that don't make it. Oh, look at the time. That don't make it. I mean, they're voting off. People are getting pissed now at the mass center because they're voting off these legends. Oh, get better. Right.

plus maybe they need better judges I'm just saying maybe like what's his face you know he's kind of funny but eh and I don't know

I just I can't I really kind of want to like fun is a strong word it's entertaining no that's a strong word too it's let's see it's it's barely watchable

what's what's her name what's the other judge chick. The blondeie? Yeah, she's married. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the pussycat dog girl, Dr. Chen. Yes.

And Robin Thick. They got to know. And the failed black guy that decided to divorce Mara Carey. Right. Nick Cannon. Right. That left America's got talent for the mass singer. I mean, wow.

Okay. mass singer is one of those shows where they're spending a lot of cash. America's Got Talent. Mass Singer. That's a good point. Be sure to subscribe to a chewing the fat. Just subscribe on whatever platform you want

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and say, right. Yes, I need some deodorant. Thank you. It's already here at the house. Yeah, Hidalube Hello Hello

Anybody home No Oh we have to ship that to you Have to order that through the company Oh no no no no I think Amazon I'll get that right to you too But apparently Walmart is now working on their

Right Walmart wants a little bit of Amazon Prime Business We're gonna have our We're gonna have our Online delivery service too okay

good luck I mean you're gonna order Walmart Prime maybe ain't nobody got time for that I don't know I think they do I think they do

I like the idea of calling ahead and picking up your groceries so you don't have to go inside Sam's Club does the same thing you call ahead get your groceries pull up By calling ahead you mean you see up right that's what you mean by calling ahead Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Old fart calling ahead. Seasoning the app. You call it ahead. You make a reservation. You call ahead. You make a reservation.

Yeah, I'll take a dozen eggs, a gallon of milk. And I like those crackers that has like, you know, like pepper onion on the, yeah, the everything crackers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those.

Now, I don't think they have operators standing by for your order. Yes, they do. 888 Walmart. A. A. Walmart. Yeah, you just call ahead. Hold on.

Let me see. Hold on. I'd like to reserve the first spot. Hold on. Give me a second. Hold on. So you say, 888. Walmart.

I think it's well. M. A.R. T. 8.8 Walmart. Get you right in. Might be Walmart 1. You have no idea how I want someone to pick up this line and say hello.

Walmart stores customer service. Thank you. What? Thank you. You can hang up now. You can hang up now. Just call. Call ahead and get your order.

You know what? I'm done for the day. That's it.