Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 317 | China Sending Ducks to Pakistan & Brit Hume Screenshot | Guest: James Lipton

Episode Date: March 3, 2020

Nothing says CTF like Brit Hume posting a screenshot of his desktop and one of his tabs had the website "Sexy Vixen Vinyl." Looks like #MeToo is at it again and this time it takes down Timothy Hutton and possible MSNBC Chris Matthews. Woody Allen has a book coming out and Jeffy tries to guess what's inside the book. Carrie Underwood is losing weight after people were calling her fat. James Lipton interviews Jeffy... Well kinda... Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now a Blaze Media podcast. Welcome to it, chewing the fat. Your is truly Jeff Fisher. I want to thank the algorithms of the internet for continuing after I looked up about testing my DNA to optimize my nutrition, for continuing to send me ads in my timeline of all my social media accounts. Hey, test your DNA. You can optimize your nutrition. Discover the best foods for your genes to eat healthier in 2020,

which makes me almost want to do it. I almost want to send, you know, swab the mouth, draw my blood, send urine. I don't know what, send whatever they want to give me my DNA so that I can optimize my nutrition for 2020. And then I think, eh that's the point so China has been in the news the past

I don't know a thousand years of our lifetime mostly because of that this past you know the past couple months and the numbers just keep swelling and you know whatever you're going to get

you're going to get corona I think I've already even look we're all going to get corona and just we're just going to move on with their lives. But in this heat of the battle of China is at least trying to help out other countries in this, in their time of need, and it doesn't have anything to do with. So Pakistan has declared an emergency. They have, yeah, they have. Pakistan has sounded the alarms. Apparently, their locust numbers are bigger than the past two decades.

And we saw that the same thing in Africa, right? Where, I mean, they've got locust issues on top of locust issues. Thank you. Now, China is going to send Pakistan, and I didn't realize this was the case. China is probably going to send Pakistan 100,000 ducks. And this is just to Pakistan. They're not even talking about it.

Africa hasn't even come on board yet with begging China for ducks. But apparently, ducks eat the locust. So when you have a locust issue, you send in the ducks. You don't send in the clown. You can't shoot. I mean, you need a serious gatling gun to shoot locust. Now, what will happen is, right, you send in all these ducks, they'll eat all the locust, grow into these giant fat waddling locust, fat ducks.

And Pakistan will be going, we need a way to get rid of these ducks. Then that's when we start shooting. Plan on and about, I would say, say a year, year and a half, you're going to be hearing all kinds of stories about how good Pakistani duck is

because they are going to be and then trying to sell the meat. How dare you? No, no, no, no. Not hug. It's going to be wonderful. I mean, it's going to be, you're going to love the taste of duck coming from Pakistan because they're going to be fattened up with locust. I mean, I think that's nice

China. I really do. It's wonderful. Although, just remember, they're only doing it because Pakistan is right there and they don't want the locusts coming into China. So maybe that's where the coronavirus came from, not the bats, but the ducks. And they're just trying to get rid of Pakistan now. You know what? Send them the Corona ducks. No problem. Okay. Now, I also, and I don't know that it has to do with Corona, but a latest survey finds that US only a third of U.S. citizens

regard China favorably. I would say that number's pretty high. A third of Americans regard China favorably because right now when was this poll taken? Hold on a number of Americans of China

Fair of the phone in 1989. Cracked down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Televone survey by U.S. polling firm from Fed. February 3rd to the 16th. So it was in Corona time, but not last, after the 16th was serious Corona time, but we still had people wandering around giving us the Corona cough while this was going on.

February 3rd to the 16th, 33% had a favorable opinion of China. Wow. So good luck, China. Hopefully the Corona thing will build up the U.S. and will be all better for it. You know, I always wanted a phone booth. One of the old-style phone booths. And now, you know, the phone booths that they have

that they consider phone booths aren't really the old-style booths. They're just an open space with a phone set back inside. But according to this story, New York is now going to be rid of all of those. They're pulling the plug on them. They've got like 3,000 left in the city. That's pretty incredible that there's that many left. I would venture to say they get used like zero amount of times.

I mean, maybe, maybe you use one. You lost your cell phone. You need to make a call. I mean, I don't know. Remember when they, I mean, they used to my cousin made a fortune selling long distance and getting the numbers for pay phones in airports and everything. Walls of pay phones in airports long gone. Nobody.

Nobody uses those. Now, according to Link NYC kiosks, they're going to be setting up their little kiosks around the city, which will be able to let people, you know, dial anywhere in the country. I mean, I'd use them for Wi-Fi. I guess set them up for the, you know, everybody has Wi-Fi through the little pay-phone booths. But long gone.

But I always want, you know, that's one thing we don't have here at Mercury Studios is a phone booth, an old-style phone booth, which is really kind of strange because that's something that Mr. Museum, what's his name? Oh, yeah, Glenn Beck, should have in this building. And I want one. So he needs to buy one for the building. so I can pretend that it's mine.

So I'm saying. Speaking of New York, too, another big time New Yorker, Woody Allen. His book, and you can, you know, I know you're going to be excited. So just smile and remember, be happy and say, oh my gosh, really? Yeah, his memoir is now going to get released.

You're going to be able to read about Woody Allen's memoirs. Apropos of nothing. That's what they're afraid of. That's what they're afraid of. I mean, he wasn't supposed to, the first time he tried to publish this, they said, ooh, Woody. Oh, look at the time. We can't put this together for you.

Sorry. But, I mean, remember he was allegedly abused his daughter, Dylan. He's, you know, adamantly denied that. And he was never charged. But Dylan still claims that that happened. And who else knows what's going to happen in the book? I mean, he's going to... Right.

I mean, it could be good. If you trust Woody to tell you the truth, it could be good. And then... I adopted my wife. Well, she wasn't my wife at the time, but we adopted her. I kicked the wife out. So I got tired of me and told her get out.

I haven't liked this music, by the way. I don't know why. I just kind of, I like it. I feel like I need a drink and a cigarette. Just kind of sit back and hang out with Woody Allen. Hey, come on. A little little Kirby Hancockish going on. Oh, that's it.

So we have that to look forward to me coming out in April. We'll get the Apropos of Nothing from Woody Allen. If you open the book up, it'll actually be a microchip in the book. And it will have, oh, is that? This book, Woody Hallen's new book, Appropos of Nothing? Open the... Oh, man, I wish that was the case.

Okay, so, sad news. And I don't know the... You know, music accentuates so much of our lives. It means so much, and it sends people to that right state of mind. And now we're in the state of mind of death. I heard it on the news. Well, yeah, but it still makes you sad.

James Lipton. Former host of Inside the Actor's Studio, dead. Dead at 93 years of age. He had a fascinating life. James was a fascinating man. And he was easily made fun of over the years, but I loved inside the actor's studio. And I just, I mean, he had all the guests.

The world wanted to be on inside the actor's studio. So, you know, it was always fun to watch. One of my favorites, I think, I don't know, Elton was good. Billy Joel was great. Dave Chappelle, I watched Dave Chappelle last night, actually. His Inside the Actor Studio was hilarious. and it also started out with James telling the story of the night that Chappelle was supposed to be on

and he was late. The crowd was lined up out of the streets to get in. The studio was packed and everybody still stayed in line hoping they were going to get in or get a chance to see Dave. Dave was taking a private plane in from Ohio, got stuck in Buffalo for a few hours because of airplane issues. They let the crowd, they put bracelets on the crowd, told him to go get something to eat and uh dave you know be back here by 930 Dave hopefully will

be here he shows up around 10 crowd was packed they ended up recording until like one or two in the morning it was you know it was fascinating but one of my favorite things about James was you know the end of the question and answer portion of inside the actor studio before you sat down and took questions from the audience. He would ask everyone those final ten questions. From the French television personality

Bernie. Bernie Pivot. Bernard Pivaud. I think that's all you. I don't know how you pronounce a stupid name. It's a French guy. Bernard Pivot. Bernie Pivot. On his show in

France, apostrophes. So, and the questions were, you know, the ten questions. And I tried not to think about him last night because I wanted to answer them for you. And it would be, you know, I wanted to answer the ten questions. So, uh, and I really, you know, it's sad that James, you know, left the world. I mean, he was, I was reading about his life. He was a pimp in Paris at one time for a couple of years.

I mean, just incredible life. Who hasn't been a pimp, though? Who among us hasn't been a PIP for a year or two in their life just to get by? You've got to put food on the table. Hello. You've got to try to make people extra money in their lives as well. So do we have, let me ask you this question. Now, there was an issue with the interwebs today because apparently the site that I was watching,

and I'm not Brit Hume, but. You sent a porn link. I sent the link that I sent apparently. Again, we can't get into it. Oh no. All I know is it had the video. Yeah, point site is hosting that video. But I was able to get the video that you wanted.

Just go question one through ten. Before we get to the questions one through ten, though, I want to talk to you about Brit Hume a little bit. Britt Hume today, the story is that he was a mistake. And he posted a link on his Twitter about the odds of the election, Super Tuesday today. Go out and party today. go out and party and have a great.

No, I'm talking about Britain. That's what he posted. It's not. You said Super Tuesday. That's what today is. Unless you're Joe Biden. Then it's super Thursday. Political violation.

And Joe Biden, bless his heart. Bless his heart. You know, the thing. The thing. I will say that, don't you play? the political music. I will say that, and I will never say this out loud again. Stu Bregear. I'm sorry? That Stu is right. Stu is right. Yeah, Stu is right. When you watch it, he's going through trying to edit in his

head because he knows he can't say what the actual quote. What's that? It wasn't a gaff. It was just it wasn't a gaff. Right. It wasn't him saying, you know, the thing. He did actually remember what he was supposed to say. Yes. But as he was saying it, he realized, I can't say this anymore in my world. Welcome to the world you've created, douche. Thank you. That's exactly what is. Oh, my God. I can't. See, do you not listen to the slow one? So, Britt Hume tweets out the odds on the election. All right, today. He takes a screenshot of his laptop. Oh no How many

Tranny porn size do he have on? It was nice of Brett I learned this Oh yeah that's rule number one Yeah you send it to other people Before you send it Or I mean you have to look at it No you send it to someone else

You have to look Because it's your desk stop You have that porn site marked up Thank you You have to send to someone else So along the top of all the tabs That are open for Brit on the screenshot.

The first one, SunTrust online. Okay. Checking the bank account. Making sure the check's still cleared. It's good. Don't worry, Britt. You know, you're okay.

I got it. Yeah, you're fine. And Britt's probably getting some money. Yeah, Britt's done okay over the years. He's got, he's got one that's access. What is that? Access your,

that might be Access Your Fun. That might be another tough side. Oh, Access Your Future. Okay, so Horoscopes. Some kind of, Some kind of health thing maybe. Horoscopes. Some kind of health thing.

Horoscopes. Then we'll skip the one that got him in trouble. And there's a coronavirus tab. I got that one locked up on it. I send it to you so you can bookmark it. The one that he forgot that he had open was sexy vixen's vinyl. Brett. Brett, what do you do?

So the sexy vixen vinyl. set. Free shipping and four easy payments. For the vinyl goddess Halter Bra. Oh yeah. Featuring Underwire Cubs Squared. Zipper closure.

Oh. There is no way. This is for Mrs. Hume. That's for the... You are not buying... You are not buying Mrs. Hume.

Something from the sexy Vixen vinyl set. That, uh, no. We visited the website? Yeah. Not for my wife. I mean, look, if maybe, maybe he is. Let's give, let's go, we'll give Britt the benefit of the doubt. We'll give, you know, we'll give Mr. Hume the benefit of the doubt.

Like, no one would ever give us and say, you know what? That's what? He's getting in for the wife. He went to the bank account. He was, I wonder what I have in the bank account? Britt, you're okay. You know, you'll be fine. I don't know.

No, that 99, I mean, the 99 bra. Yeah, you'll be, all right, Britt. You got it covered. But who knows, maybe it's pay. Day, everybody's working paycheck to paycheck. Britt, too. And we're right in a story. You know, one and third.

I know, one and three working paycheck to paycheck. Brit's one of them. He's got to check the bank account. He checks the bank account. Ooh, I could get the wife. She's still mad at me for not getting her anything for Valentine's Day I've got to cover this election

It's going to be so hard and long And it's never ending As soon as Super Tuesday is over I can take a break We'll get out We'll get away this weekend And I'll give her the sexy Vixen vinyl set as a gift See I was thinking it the other way

I was thinking more of her like He saw that charge From Vixen something something And he wanted to see What this is I'm thinking about that one That is a good point. The wife may have purchased this.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So the wife purchased something. He was like, I don't recognize this. Let me Google. Right. You know, Vixen, bra, something. Whatever goes through. And then it brought him to the website.

Holy cow. So the wife is buying this to wear for the boyfriend. You always go to like the guy's cheating, but it's 2020. Right. I apologize. Better apologize. I am sorry, Mr. Hume. And looking at the other tabs,

That's exactly what could be what he was doing. Checks the bank account. What the heck? What is this charge? Vicks. Vicks? What is this charge? And there might have been another charge for the horoscope site too.

Oh yeah. So the wife is getting her horoscope red, buying the sexy Vixen vinyl set to wear for her boyfriend. And Brit's still trying to get some work done. Yep. We've discovered what happened. Mr. Hume, I apologize. Kick her out.

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And then your day is done for now. For now. Okay? So as we were saying, James Lipton died. I got a little sidetracked on the Brithume story. But James Lipton died, and he was 90. and, you know, sad when anybody passes away.

But he, I got caught up watching some of his interviews last night. And I realized that, wow, you know, I would have, I would have liked to have James, you know, ask me his 10 questions from the French television personality, Bernie Pivot. I think James called him something else, but I'm calling him Bernie Pivot from his show, apostrophies. over there in France. And that's where James was a pimp in Paris. So, I mean, that's where he first ran into Bernie. So I thought, okay, I'm not going to think about it.

I'm just going to, I'm just going to, I'm just going to answer the questions that James asks his 10 questions that he asks every guest. All right? And, all right, so I'm on stage with James inside the actor studio. What is your favorite word?

Wow. See, I'm trying not to think of it. My favorite word would be probably... What is your least favorite word? Uh, no. What turns you on? That's a tough one. There's a lot of things that turn you on. But we're not talking about you. We're talking about me. So if you're talking specifically what turns me on, or sexually what turns me on

just getting up working every day what turns you off you know people you know James slow down all right I'm still talking what you keep going asking me questions just calm down all right we'll get to you wow okay what was the next one what turns you off

oh what sound or noise do you love what sound or noise do you love what sound or noise do you hate? What's your favorite curse word? Obviously, we've done bits on it on this show. It's f***.

What profession other than your own? I don't know why you keep jumping the gun. James, man, yap, yep, yep, yep, yep. What are we on a time frame here? You can edit at the end of inside the actor's studio. I'm here for the audience. Calm down. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

See, he's jumping the gun again. I don't like what he's doing here. Ticking me off a little bit. Engineering, you know, designing, drawing, stuff like that, but you got to be... Those are two different things. Yeah, it's the same thing. Engineering and drawing, same thing. Wow.

You're designing, engineering, drawing. By the way, riveting answers so far. Thank you. I know. What profession would you not like to participate in? Engineering, drawing, you know, stuff like that. So you want to do it and you don't want to do it? No, it's too much work.

Okay. Too much work. If heaven exists. what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Look at the time. You didn't think you were going to make it, did you? Look at the time. Wait, God, is that you?

Yes, look at the time. I'm going to speak for you. This is so bad. Yeah, there may have been a reason that James didn't have me on. It's possible. It's possible. So we're still going after my man Harvey Weinstein. They do not like him being in the hospital at all.

They want him at Rikers right now. The headline, of course, is Harvey spotted lounging in the hospital. He's in a chair. He's in a chair with a wheelchair right by him. Yeah, just lounging. I mean, come on. Okay. And then...

I know. I know. I mean, there's a they, that lounging. They have how, here's how Harvey Weinstein is avoiding Rikers Island's food. Yeah, by not being there. That's how you avoid that. We've had a juror, one of the jurors for, man, I would love to talk to every one of those jurors, man. One juror has already deleted all the social media accounts.

It's been seriously concerned about having, I don't know what you're right. I mean, he's going to talk about going into high- Okay. You knew that was going to happen when you said yes to be another jury. Wait, that person knew that they're going to end up dead? No, but... That's highly weird for you to say that. Because I don't think no one when they're saying, oh, I'm going to die.

No, they're not going to die, but you know if you say yes to being out of the trial with Harvey Weinstein. You're not going to walk away and be anonymous. Right, unless you're already, unless you're going to be sequestered forever. You're supposed to. But, now, they weren't. They weren't even sequestered for the trial. So people knew who they were?

There were people in the courtroom and watching the trial all day. You think they had a curtain around the jury? Yeah. You didn't see them? No. It was all video. Everybody saw their home. It should have been.

It should have been. You do not know who they are. You don't have to face the jury because jury is not the one that, You're supposed to. You're supposed to face the jury? That's part of the legal system. No, you're supposed to face the jury of your peers. The accuser.

And the jury is of your peers. That's correct. Yes, but it doesn't say you have to see them. Yeah, you got to see them. They've got to be right there. Okay, coming from there. Okay. They got to be right there, like two feet away from you in a little box.

Absolutely. Looking right at you. No. Oh, yeah. They can see the reaction on your face when the girls. You can't. Not like that. You don't get the real reaction.

Actually, you get a better reaction. Actually, you get a better reaction because you get those HD TVs. Play that back! Yep. TiVo, that whole thing. Play that. Ooh, look at that. Instant replay.

Look at that. An officer and everything. Here's Harvey's reaction to the first time she said she was raped by him. Oh, yeah, guilty. I know. Your Honor, there's no way. The camera was at the wrong angle. We can't even.

Don't make them replay that. All right, you're supposed to, all right, jury, I want to admonish you to not rewere, rewind that part of the trial. I mean, so he's worried about his safety. I would too. Oh, he shouldn't have given the airman. Oh, the juror. I thought you'd Harvey.

I'm like, I'll be worried about my safety too if I was Harvey. Since you have to go to L.A. to face those accusers. And I guess the jury have to face them too. You got to face them right now. No, no, you have to. You have to. That's part of the law. No, it is not.

Now, his lawyers, all of a sudden you're an attorney? Okay, that's what I thought. Yes. So his lawyers now are fearing, they don't want him to get released on bail, I don't think. So they're kind of, he's sick. I mean, Harvey could come down with Corona at any time. He could come down with Corona at any time. If I'm hit my goal and get it.

You are lying. I want to say, anybody in the hospital got Corona? I need to meet them right now. Yeah, come to San Antonio. She got let go for 12 hours, went to the mall, visited some people. Oh, look at the time. Oh. I do have the coronavirus.

Oh, man. I just cuff up a lung here at the middle of the... If you were in the general vicinity of the mall... Yeah, you have it. In a couple hour time frame there, maybe. You may or may not. I just cuff my whole lung at the gap. But if he's out of bail, then they're worried that he's...

L.A. is going to come and arrest him. Right? And try to take it back. Also, turn to protect him. by staying in jail. Right. Because he's in jail, LA can't come take it.

Right. If he's on bailing, he may, he may at one point accidentally forget to put the ankle bracelet on, you know, just like he did before. It happens from time to time.

You forget to put it on when you're getting dressed to go out. And then he gets arrested. The next day, L.A. is doing a press cup, a perp walk with Harvey. At L.A. L.A.X. New York is like,

what? But his ankle is, bracelet still says he's in Manhattan yeah no he's not he's long gone and we have a new me-to me-toer i know did you see it Timothy Hutton Timothy Hutton is part of the me-too crowd now I he says no he says no the first thing you have to say she said she claims that he raped her when he was when she was 14 and Foxx cancel the show. I know. That was a very quick... It's Timothy Hutton, man.

I know. Because they I mean, they're hands off, man. They have to be like, we don't want anything to do with it, true or not. I mean, Foxx, Scott, we're done. And Matthews, man, he also got Me Too. Right. Yeah. I mean, Matthew,

he was lucky to come back and say goodbye. Right, because that was over the weekend. So between Me Too and beating up on Bernie Sanders and talking about... He was like, okay, Chris, So you're gone. Have a nice day.

Can I at least come back? Let the ladies see me one last time saying goodbye. So do you think has a Me Too case coming up? I don't know. I think so. Maybe. No, there's no maybe because there's no way you go out there and say, I'm sorry for giving a compliment. See, that's what I mean.

Chris doesn't seem like he was putting his hand up people's skirts. No, I think it was just a compliment. Oh, you look beautiful today. Oh, you look pretty today. I have the makeup. The makeup lady did you right. You're looking hot. You are looking hot tonight.

That's what he was saying. Yeah. Yes, he was. Yes, he was saying the makeup lady. The makeup lady did you right. You're looking hot. Let's tell a way. Let's get you on the air.

Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. That's what he was doing. No problem. But so Timothy Hutton says no. This did not happen. Forget it. And she's going after big money, right?

Now, the inside story was that she was all ready to take a deal. She went to him before and Tim offered her like $150,000 or something. I'll take it and what do I want me to sign. She did not want to sign anything. Oh, that. And she didn't want to take only $150,000. She's looking for a payday. Oh.

She's looking for a payday. And one of her associates had gone to one of Hunt's associates and tried to, and tried to broker some kind of deal between this. So do you think he actually did raper? He does give me that rapy vibe. Does he? No, he does. So then he did it.

So then he did it. I look at the guy, I think, oh, he gives me that rapy vibe. So he did it. Yeah, he did. In the Me Too world? Yes. Done. Guilty.

Have a nice day. So, I don't know. I think he did. You know why I think he did? Because if Fox is already canceling his TV show, after one season. And it wasn't that good either. I mean, that's why.

That gave the big excuse, right? It wasn't that good. I mean, look at his IMDB. Oh, it's too long. It's too long. It's too long. He's been in a thousand shows. He's an Oscar nominated,

Oscar winner. So, like, he's a good. Like, okay, he raped one. Oh, I got caught. Okay, goodbye. Plus, it was in Canada, right? It still counts us a rape, Fisher. No, but what I'm saying is.

It still counts as a rape. Raping an American and ripping a Canadian. it's not like different. No, there's a difference. No, there is it. But she's Canadian. I don't know if the actual

alleged. Okay, so raping a Canadian person and raping a American person. In Vancouver. It says that 1983 in Vancouver. Again. 1983. I feel like I need to say this.

It's like the Ice Age. I feel like I need to say this because you're pulling this over. Just because you rape a Canadian doesn't mean they're like less than raping an American. You know, all of a sudden that you think you're some kind of attorney.

You think you know the laws. That's not law. That's moral. You still rape the person. It could be from Canada, Ireland, Iraq, Africa,

Puerto Rico. It's still rape, bra. Are you sure? I'm sure, bro. Still rape, bro.

Okay. Okay. You know what? I'm going to believe you right now. So wait a minute. Yesterday, we're all for telling Canada to take a hike because the guy breaks out of prison and he's living for 30, 40 years, 47 years in the U.S.

Using a dead kid's name. And we're saying, no, you can't have him back for the rest of his eight, for some 800 days to spend in jail. We're okay with that. But today, we're on Canada's, Yes, because that old man that stole the identity did not rape that little boy for his identity. Timothy Hunt didn't allegedly rape this girl for her identity either. But he raped allegedly somebody.

In Canada, though. It's still, bro. I feel like this is not catching on you. And the entire audience is going to finally agree with me that, you know, rape is rape, bro. He could quote me on that. You can't. So rape is rape, bro. B-R-U-H.

So I wish that could be a today's title, but I feel like people are not going to click on that if I put. No, they won't. So. Rape is rape, bro. Now that's not going to work. No, they're not going to work. And by the way, just as a side note, I know. opening up my links if you want to look at the tabs on me.

I'll take a screenshot of the screen right now. We should take a screenshot. Wow. It's all female. It's the entertainment news today. It's just female abounding. I love it. So we got Oprah Winfrey.

She followed again? No, but again, even this story is talking about she could have been injured and it's possible that she was injured hurt more than what she led on, which we talked about yesterday, by the way. Which is why you need to listen to yesterday's and hear her excuse that. The shoes. Now that she's suffering from Flathemas, you know, inflatious, but her shoes.

I know. I know. Watchers. And by the way, yesterday at Walmart, I saw that cauliflower pizza. Thank you. I saw it. I know. It was there.

I know. No, it looks. Oh, but looks. No wonder she's suffering from Flatimus. Madonna. She fell. Again? Again?

And she canceled another show. So this really is her just on taking a vacation around the world. So hold on, she fell yesterday. No, we recovered yesterday that she fell. Are you saying that today we're covering another fall? No, another cancellation. Oh, another cancellation. Another cancellation.

Oh, okay. Because of the fall. Right. So I know. Right. I know. What are you doing? How many tours do we have left?

How many tours stops? I don't know. I feel like this is it. Right? I feel like this is it. Like people are like catching on to your, if me and you are catching on to. I mean, thank you.

The whole world already caught onto your, whatever you're trying to do. Are they giving refunds? So, I guess, when you have to, right? You have to. Yeah, unless she says, well, we'll reschedule. Oh. If she said, we'll reschedule, that's a lot.

I don't think she's just saying reschedule though. I don't think so either. She fell. She's still crumbed. My knee, my back. I've got a new blood transfusion. She needs life alert. Help.

No kidding. Help. I'm falling. Yeah, we know. We can see you. Get up and sing. Oh. Okay.

Here, let me take a picture. Oh, I can't because you took my phone. Get up. Madge. Sing the freaking song. So that. We'll move on. Entertainment.

We're still concerned about Britney Spears mental health. Oh, yeah. She's starting to go off the deep end. Yeah. And by the way, I just want to throw this out there. Stu's wife goes into deep dive coverage of the mental health of Britney Spears on her Instagram. If you follow Brittany on Instagram and who tells and who amongst doesn't follow Brittany on. That's what I mean.

All of us follow her on Instagram. You can kind of follow the progression of her starting to go off the deep bed, man. I don't know what she's going to do, man. She's a, whew, but there's, it's no wonder that dad still is trying to, you know, hang on to the money and take care of it because it'll be long gone, man. Tough. Then we get to carry Underwood story, saying that. What's her with my girl?

Oh, she's your girl. What's her with my girl? Those are Carrie. Remember the days on American Idol? She was a little, a little bit bigger. Yeah. But according to She looked delicious

According to Carrie Comments during American Idol convinced her to lose some weight Well that's what people say it So that you get back on shape I mean they were like hey Everybody was saying

Yeah she's great She looks fat Because she did He looks fat Now she says I shouldn't care What other people think about me But

Forna continue Selling CDs And selling albums and having people come to my tours, I must listen to those. Fashaming. Oprah? Can you get me on that?

Wait, watchers. Not the cauliflower, because I see how that working out for you. Just give me the other food. Just, no, California pizza. Something else. No, no, no, no, no.

So, I, right? I mean, that's what I don't think, I don't think American Idol, you know, maybe Simon maybe took her off the side and said, look, you've got the deal and we're going to, you know, in a couple years. Simon is no longer in there.

After, when, wow, when Kerry was there he was. Yeah, but Simon's not doing that. Ah, yes, he was. You know who's doing that?

The black guy. What's his name? Oh, yeah. Yo, dog. Not Lionel Richie. Randy Jackson. Yeah, not Lionel Richie.

Randy Jackson. Randy Jackson. I know, but I'm just saying at the time Simon was there. Yes. Okay, don't make it seem like

I didn't know what I was talking about. Yeah, the cheerleader. No. The ex-cheelleader. Yeah. She was a cheerleader? Yeah.

She was just a like choreographer. A singer. She was, but she started out. Alibaba. She started out as a cheerleader. And that's, during those times on American Idol, she was taking a little care of business with the American Idol. What did she do?

Not Alibaba, sorry. Paula Abdul. Yeah. When she was, when she was one of the judges. Yeah. Business. What did she do? Business on.

What do you mean? Hello. I thought I'd come by and give you some pointers. Dude. She did that? Well, you know, you're looking pretty good on stage, but that'll make you look a little bit better. Oh, yeah. What?

Subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. Okay, so I had forgotten how bad the Paula Abdul's story actually was. I mean, way back in 2003. I remember vaguely what was going on. And then it moved into just like four years ago. It was still kind of ongoing because of the American Idol contestant, Corey Clark, who claimed that Paula was coming down the hallway. Hey, Corey. I'll teach you how to do a couple of dance moves.

sing a couple of notes to show you what it takes to hit the high notes and she knows about the high notes know what I'm saying right so uh

now she obviously by the way full disclosure I thought Jeff was pulling my leg I thought he was doing his thing and then I googled it Abdul sleeping with contesting

I know first thing that came up I know. So now she obviously denies it. Of course. And when you, you should be, this is early me too. That is one of the early cases. Yeah.

Opposite direction. It's called reverse. Me too. Like I said, opposite direction. Yeah, reverse. Me too. So when you look under, then he sued. Yes.

This is why it was back into the news in four or five years ago. Yeah, 2013. Because he sued E for their. e true Hollywood story which you know it's fun come on I know be happy you got a mention yes shut up

you're an Uber driver in 2020 be happy you got a mention four or five years ago I don't think Uber's hiring because he had criminal background so I don't know it said he's an Uber oh really says he's driving Uber Oof so

I feel like you're not telling me the truth but I believe you because you pull this one out of nowhere that even the show notes that doesn't sound like me No. Just pulling stuff out of the air like that. I don't know what you're talking about. Okay.

So it does make it seem that Paul is telling the truth, the way he describes their relationship. Yes. When we read the deposition, it sounds like the boy that is trying to tell his friend, I guess I just had sex with that girl. Yes. And he's just telling you what he's heard other people do on TV shows, on movies. Yes, it's like the virgin talk.

It's like the virgin talk, yes. Because he talks, oh yeah, you know, her private parts were shaved, I guess. How can you guess? You don't guess on that. Either they are or they aren't. Right. Yeah. Or is it, you know, does she have, you know, the strips, the whatever.

Is there the landing strip? Is it, you know, I feel like this is not for kids. I am so sorry, parents. That's why I was trying to get off of it a little bit. But it's kind of difficult. And then he mentioned the style of. a relationship that No one calls it like that.

No. No one would say what he, you know, the... Say it and I'll bleep it. Well, no, you don't need to bleep it. They're not saying and I'll bleep it. He was just remarking on what kind of pet she had. Uh-huh. It was a little doggy.

Uh-huh. A little doggy pet. The dog's name was style. So it was just doggy style. Yeah, no one calls their pet doggy style. No, not if you're talking. No, yes. You know, and this locker room talk,

That's not how you do it anyways. Even if you're talking with dudes, the locker room talk, you're not doing it like that. Right. And this is a deposition. So you're going to talk like freely. Right? Am I wrong? No, you are not wrong.

I feel like this is just like, so what happened? I don't know. Like, you know, we had a dog and he had a style. Right. That's not the way. That's not how you're talking. At one point in the deposition, he compared Paula to Harriet Tubman. See, right there.

Nobody. I'm sorry, no. No. No one is saying, you know, that Abdul girl, who she's like Harriet. She was helping people. She wasn't supposed to be helping. So are you speaking bad of Harriet or speaking better of Paula? So I don't think Paula was having a dog, you know, named Style doing the slave thing.

What do you think, Fisher? No, I'm pretty sure. We know she had a gun. We know she had a gun. I'm pretty sure. But I don't think she had a pet. Yeah, Harry Tubman. He wasn't taking care of the neighborhood dogs.

No, he wasn't. No, that wasn't happening. So then he sued MTV and he sued. But you have to. For like 40 million, take a hike. He's at Uber now. I have a nice day. I'm not going to say kind of quote you on that because sources have not come back to me.

No, I've already said. He's not Uber. It's fact. Just because he said it? Just because I said it. Okay. What's his name again? Cory Booker?

Yes. Yeah, no, Cory Booker is not driving Uber that I know of. He may be. What's the stupid beginning? Corey Clark. Thank you. Corey Clark. I don't know Cory Booker came on my head.

Now he claimed that, you know, American Idol and Fox engaged in a smear campaign after he claimed that he and Paula had an affair. Well, you accused one of their stars. At the beginning of America and Idol, it really mattered. Yeah. And that's a big... Like season two. Dude! What are you doing?

They just wrote records on season one. Season two was with Clay Aiken and the big black guy that I love. I don't know his name. I think he was like, Ruben. Yeah, Ruben. So like, come on. Well, you didn't know about Rubin? Oh, yeah, Rubin.

Yeah, one of the contestants. I'm sorry. I'm reading more about what I'm doing while you're speaking. Okay, go for you. Keep going. Do we know what mole she has on her left butt cheek? Oh, I think it's shaved. I guess.

No, the more. I think she shaves it, I guess. Oh, she does? So he's had some other problems, too. He's been arrested. And that was the deal. That's why he got kicked off, right? He failed to disclose an arrest.

He was, he made top six, and then producers find out that he was not being truthful with his criminal history, and they let him go. Have a nice day. Which is that's a perfect chance for you to say, Paul Abdul, write me. Well, he didn't say that. And this quote here does make it seem like he's the kid. The 40-year-old virgin? Yes.

Yeah. What is it? Nobody ever saw me. I don't know. So this is such a big guy. A big guy. Statement? Yes.

Can you add, you know. But there are at least two different people from her side of the fence that caught us in bed nude together. So he's claiming that no one saw them doing it. Okay. but two of her people saw them in bed. Saw them in bed. Well, that's, I don't feel like that's not a thing, though. Like, me and, like, me and you could be in a bed together.

That doesn't mean we just, you know, had a dog named style. Although the odds are pretty good we did. Yeah, but did. The odds are pretty good we did. No, they don't know that. They don't know that. No, that's true. So just because you had those two people catch you in bed doesn't mean.

Well, this hasn't just, you know, you're out of the road. You're tired. You jump into bed. Why you're naked? Because that's how I sleep. So then he tried to get Ryan Sechrest in it. Oh, don't you dare touch my boy. Clark said that American Idol host Ryan Sechrest knew about the affair.

That is true. Despite him trashing Clark in the press said the news. Well, he's the executive producer. Well, I don't think he was then, but... Like I said, he was the executive producer. Like I said, it was him and Simon that created the TV show. It wasn't told. Producers talk, that's what I'm going to say.

Even if he didn't have the executive in his title, producers talk. So he's actually came out with an album. Oh, he's gay. In 2005. So, I mean, since you have heard about it all these years. How many sharts did it break? How many bullets did he get? He released the self-titled album.

2005 that contained the tracks, politics, chance to dance, and cherry on top. So, man, if that doesn't make you want to run out and get that, you are sadly mistaken. Anyway, there's your Paul Abdul American Idol update. So you thought, you know,

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