Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 318 | CTF DNA Kits, New Air Force Song, & Who's Neil Bush?

Episode Date: March 4, 2020

Today's show doesn't talk about #SuperTuesday, but it does talk about DNA kits for animals and military news. If you are in the Air Force and Marines get ready because you have new rules and regulations coming your way. Also the Air Force tries to gender neutral the Air Force Song and Jeffy covers the changes. A lady took care of a succulent for two years and she then finds out something that SHOCKED her! Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now a Blaze Media podcast. I want to thank the internet for not sending me any more DNA test to help me know what I need to eat. I asked yesterday, please stop, and they complied. They now, however, are sending me DNA tests for my animal. They want me to get DNA tests to help discover what my dog is a little. allergic to during this allergy season and how important it is for me to get a DNA test for my animal and find out exactly what it's allergic to no uh how about no by the way you just open the floodgates I was getting DNA test for animals themselves

Chris brings up a good point. And the word, speak it into existence, never meant more than it does in today's world. Your phones, your laptops, your televisions, the gas stations, the bathrooms, the kitchens, wherever you're at. Yes, and I got sexy lingerie ads on my Instagram. The smart appliances, we're all listening. I bought them, you know, so it works. I bought them. I all listened.

But can we stop? Can we talk about something better than just, like, me buying? Like how about me getting money? Yes. And it's very disappointing because I was still had hopes that maybe Mike Bloomberg would give me some money. Don't play the political music. I'm just having hopes that Mike Bloomberg would give me some money to say, vote for Mike. He's just dropping millions left and right.

A vote for Mike is a vote for the future. Thank you. I like that actually. That'll be $100,000. That's a great line coming from Tejas. It's Tejas. He's the Cuban neighbor. You got to know your customer.

Shut up. I'm sorry, but when did Tejas become Tejas? Anyway, he's out. We lost him. No, I just say we lost him. We pushed it too far. Political violation. You listen that noise.

We can break down Super Tuesday if you want, because I saw some, I just saw some new stats on Super Tuesday, the voting. And it is incredible, some of the numbers. It's not. I pull up the while I shouldn't just have a super-free cell. Circuit Judge Holly Meyer, ordering Hunter Biden to come to Arkansas right now. All right, he needs to make himself available unless his hair is on fire.

If I'm him, I'm setting my hair on fire right now. Oh, it's just incredible. Right? I something something needs to happen and after last night's uh Joe's got to make a go away he has to make a go away what are you I'm sorry but I thought these people are like house of cars

they have like people Trump knows how to do it Hunter is screwing it up just get rid of it give her the mud go down there quit dancing around pretending like you're an artist now you know this might sound wrong but you know he's upset

that the wrong kid died always oh it has been forever yeah i mean that's part of really that's part of hunter's problem yeah right i mean because hunters pound chick a pound pound with a wife well but i mean even prior to that i mean beau was always the the one the chosen bow was the one but when bow was alive he kept hunter you know under the wing so let's put this into more perspective was hunt perspective was hunter Jeb and Bo Bush George Bush Will come to the Bush's family

Oh no The one The one Bush son Tito Yeah no the one Bush son Is the bum They don't even allow him in picture No

The one kid Which one is it Ah It's the savings alone Bush kid Because Jeb was Jeff was all right He was governor

He ran for president He's the man He's doing all right You know, he's not good enough to be president, but the other one. I think it is Tito. It's, it might be Jermaine. I don't remember which one it is. Which one?

There's W. And there's Jeb. There's Jeb. New York. Neil and Marvin. Neil's the one. Neil is who? Neil is the one that's out.

Neil is the hunter. Oh, Neil is Hunter. Yeah. They don't even, there's been family gatherings where he's not. even in the picture. So who is who is a bow? I'm thinking George's bow because he made it.

Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I see what you're saying. Yes, George's bow. Yes. And then Neil, oh poor Neil is out, man. Neil is out. Neil got in a big trouble. He lost a bunch of money and had go before the feds with the savings and loan scandal. And he's been out since then and that was I mean, 100 years ago now.

and then Jeb was the Oh, that's just Jeb. That's just Jeb. You know, we gave him a state. We gave a mistake. And if he wants to pretend that he wants to run for president, go ahead. He's fine. No problem.

That's funny. I worry about it. And that's all the politics Jeffrey will get it to today. That was beautiful meeting. So, we just had news that, But this may prove how dumb people are. No, she, well. So Kaylee Wilkes always had problems growing plants,

nurturing plants to life and keeping them alive. So, she purchased a succulent. And she'd been tenderly tending to these beautiful plants for two years. watering them, keeping them looking fresh and alive. And then she decided, I just got a new vase. I'm going to put my beautiful plant in this new vase. And that's when she realized, the plant was fake. She was watering and taking care of her plant for two years.

No wonder it didn't die. I mean So she doesn't have a green phone She does not No No she does not I don't know That you share that

I don't know Just share that with With the world That you were doing that Now maybe Is this an op-ed? Have you ever? She just posted it

You know she posted that She probably posted that after we talked About how millennials feel stressed Raising plants Yeah Being a plant owner Plant parents, sorry.

Plant parents. Yes. I would say that at some point, I'll even give you that somebody gives you a fake plant, a fake flower, and you don't know that it's fake, so you take it home, you set it on the counter. Okay.

And you have it there for a couple days, and you go, oh, man, I probably should water that. And you toss a little water on it, you realize it looked like that water really sucked down in there. I'm not sure what. Well, succulents are different, though. Oh, boy. Succulents are different.

Okay, Mr. Green. Mr. Green Thumb. Yes, that's all I have in my house. Succulents. Okay. They don't just suck it up. They just stays there. Which it did with her because of the styrofoam.

And then as the day goes by, it gets, you know, sucked into the succulent. Right. So she thought it was, well, it's happened in her case, was just evaporating, you know, turning into something else. Not food for the plastic. cactus. I can see that happening to you, though. Yeah, I can see that happening to you. Okay, but my point is, okay, so a couple days.

Oh, I need a little water. Okay, oh, you're talking about how many days. And then after a couple days, how many days? Oh, that's not real. That hasn't started to change. A week? Hasn't started to wilt. There hasn't been any change.

Any plant that you water that's alive goes through some kind of of change, right? Can I quote you on that, sir? Yes, you can. Yes, you can. So, I mean, I don't want to be titled Mr. Green Thumb, but, you know, I have been called that before. Thank you.

But at some point, less than two years, you realize. A week? At some point, less than two years. You realize. A month it will be kicked in because it's a succulent. They don't do anything. You just sit there. Okay.

So, I think a month. We give you a month not realizing that it's fake. Because, you know, the sun could be, you know, hitting the shade and it might look like, oh, oh, I need to water more. It doesn't look as green as it was before. So, wait, but it's still not drinking that water left like. Right. The beginning of the week.

Oh, maybe let me just pour it out and put new water. Maybe just in new water. that's when you realize it's fake. So at some point, as I said before, before two years, you realize that it's not real. Not after two years. You know, and you don't share it. Honey, honey, baby. What's her name again?

Kaylee. Kaylee. Oh, sorry, Kaylee. No, baby. You don't have no green thumb. You shouldn't have shared. Do not go by more succulence. No.

And real, I'm glad that you realize that. that the last two years of your life has been a lie. Wait, did she say that? Yes. You idiot. It hasn't been a lie. He's just been an idiot for the last two years. There is a difference.

She was proud of that. There is a difference. I tell her that every party she went to, she brought it up. Because until now, she's been killing all the succulents, and she got the right succulent at the right time. Well, she says her perfect plant. See? That was the brag. That was the story that she brought to every party she went to.

So she had to fess up. Absolutely. But really she could have just said, I don't know what happened. It just died. And we move on. After two years of bragging, I'll have this plant has not died or turned like yellow or there's a black spot on the corner. The leaves haven't fallen. Oh, it doesn't look well.

Nope, it's gone. We lost it. It's dead. You're just quick steps. I don't know what's going to. The air must have changed. Gone, Ted. Climate change.

Something. Yeah. You blame it on something other than you being. Nidiet? Yes. Sad. We have a lot of military news. You do?

In the chewing the fat coverage today, too. Oh, no. And three of the four that I have for you are Air Force-related. So they're your people, Chris Cruz. I don't know what that means. They're your people. Okay. your people, you know, Air Force people.

Lower, lower, lower, lower military service. Absolutely not lower. Lower, lower military service. Absolutely not lower. So we have the newly updated Air Force dress coat. Oh, I like that. It's going to, they're going to allow dresses. They're going to allow high heels.

Well, they already have dresses. All right, so they're going to allow hijabs, turbans. Okay, there we go. Beards and, beards for Muslims and seats. I was going to say, so you just throwing that stuff fat there. It's that like, oh, I'm criss-cruism and grow a beard. No, it doesn't work that way. That's what's the way they make it seem. Are you, are you practicing Sikh? Are you a practice in this? Oh, then you can have a beard. Do they, do the, does the Air Force, I should

actually read the story? You should read the story? Do they give you a little card? They do. You have a little card? Do they have you a little patch? Yes. Next to your little Air Force badge? Well, if you are a, next to your little, I'm working at the guard at the gate. If you're a Sikh, you should either following, I don't know, a chaplainhood or they're like a doctor and they're already, they do have a patch for them. And it just... Well, that's because previously, according to the story, it says that it was applied on a case-by-case basis. Yeah. Now they're just throwing it out there.

Well, it's... Are you a seat? Yeah. I, you're going to have a beard. Well, yeah, you don't want to go against a religious belief. No, I wouldn't want that. Just know that that person is not deploying. No. I wouldn't want. Good.

But. I don't even want them in the military. You were allowed to... Part of being in the military is following those orders and following those directions. But you were allowed to have a beard. If you mission dictated to have a beard. That's not my point. When I was in Iraq and dealing with the Iraqi cheese of different villages, I had to grow a beard.

No, not at the gate. At the gate? No, not at the gate. I had to grow a beard because... You didn't work the gate in Iraq? No, I did not work at the gate. Just back here on the state. Because, well, here's the problem I did not work at the gate.

I was brown. And white people can grow a beard as quickly as a brown person can. So, and then when the white people in the military grow their beard, it looks all patchy. It's just like. In the beginning.

Yeah. I mean, a lot of times it takes a while for it to fill in it. So, like, all the brown people were like, I'm going to look down on you all I want. Just because I have some patches here or there. You do have a patchy. Until it fills out.

Yeah. It's been a long time I know I've asked you if you could grow one but you say your wife won't let you I didn't say that So who works the pants in that house? I did not say that

What did you say? I said that there are some people in the house that frown upon it Like your wife would just shave you when you were sleeping If you decided to grow a beard She doesn't like the facial hair I know that's what I'm saying

Like you said like who wears the pants of the house Well me I've decided That I'm not growing to grow a beard After she told you not to I'm just saying. Now the Marine,

before we get, we got a couple more Air Force stories. Okay. All right. So what's with the Marines? The Marines have now, they say they want immediate execution to include,

and I'd say immediate execution, period. But they want to thank you. But that's not what they're talking about. They're talking about rules. They want to include more gender integration, smarter grunts, and changes to parental leave for adopt. Adoptive same-sex parents.

I can't. I can't. I can't. Back to the Air Force? I can't. I'm sorry, Marines. I thought highly of you. I'm right.

I will see that from the Air Force people. Yes. I can. Thank you. That's something they know because we sit back in the offices, have babies and you know, don't deploy. But Marines, come on, bro. Come on, bro.

Right. No, bra. I think we need to bring back not bro campaign. Come on. We've got to pull the plug on all of this in the military. Pull it on all. And by the military, it's not somewhere you want to experiment with that stuff. Thank you.

You don't want to experiment. That's not what we do. No. That's not what we do. You're there to fight, kill, and destroy. And thank you for your service. Oh, like I said, you're there to fight, kill and destroy. And I appreciate that you want to join the military as a Sikh and as a Muslim.

And as a gay. And as a gay. But not trans. And as a gay parent. That's where you. And as a trans. As a trans. Any letter you want to be.

I appreciate. And you're in the military. But. But. Okay. Here's the rules. Yes. Yes.

Can't follow the rules? You're not getting in. Well, that's how it was before. I know. You don't follow. You don't meet the standards. Here's the rules. Goodbye.

Can't do the rules. rules, have a nice day. Go. Flip burgers. Also, my training instructor said, go flip burgers. I already did that. I'm trying not to flip burgers. Oh, well, then, there you go. Adopt. Thank you. You're not going to adapt to what I'm teaching you then. Go flip burgers. Go flip burgers. Again, got it. Yes, sir. Now we have new news, and I thought that they, I guess they've extended the date, which is actually kind of cool. But these are, you know. My people again?

You know, people. So we're back at the Air Force? It's the Space Force, right? Yeah, Space Force, which is a branch of the already there Space Command Center. They just got a new patch. And, hey, you, General? So we're still getting news about NASA accepting applicants for astronauts, but I thought NASA was now part of the Space Force. No, NASA is not part of the Space Force.

We need to just get rid of NASA. Well, NASA sits at an Air Force installation. Oh my gosh, really? Huh? Yeah. Funny how that happens. Which is, by the way, if you get that Air Force station, you just golden. Because you just revolve around NASA. Oh, it's an absolute good game.

Like if you get station in Virginia, which is the other side of NASA also. Oh, Houston. Oh, there's no. Yeah, you got that's in Houston. Yeah, there's no. There's no. Yeah, but that's the choice. Mission Control, Houston.

We have a problem? We're always talking to Houston. Yeah. We're talking to Houston, Virginia. But there's not a military base in there. Like a switcher in Houston that takes you? We're talking to Houston. Oh, this is Virginia.

Go ahead. Okay. But that base is fantastic. If you get stationed to Cape Canaveral Air Force Base. I've never been to the Virginia one, though. There's nothing there. So what happens in Virginia, NASA, is that's where they do all the testing. Oh, and then everything gets sent out either to Houston, California, or, um,

Florida. Cape Canaveral. Yeah. So, like, Virginia's just what the nerds are. Okay. That's just all the nerds. It's a little good gig. Oh, absolutely.

Like, I worked at NASA Gate. You know how many freaking free coffees and free lunches I got? No, I don't. Rich nerds are like full of money. Oh, thank you. Here's a frop. I just did not drink it. You want it?

Yes. I just went to, you know, B-dubs. Yes. I got a Red Bull. Yes. Like I said, like I've not said. Like, I've not said no. Every day I stop off and get a little breakfast before I come in.

Should I bring you something? Yes. I come out here at this gate all day. There was a McDonald's right across from that NASA gate. Oh, man. You know how many McDonald's eggman muffins I got? Oh, so good. I mean, weren't you supposed to see?

Could you watch the gate as you walk across to McDonald's? I can't leave that. We're talking about this. jurisdiction-wise. I can't, you know, have all these federal stuff on me. I can't cross into civil room. You just set the weapon down. You walk over to McDonald's?

And the next thing I know, you know, it's an active shooter on Langley Air Force Base because I wanted an egg muffin. See, if I'm you, if I'm the gate guard there with the McDonald's across the street, I mean, Billy. Now, obviously, you have sweet, right? You've got some of the nerds bringing you stuff. But you got to have it set up. Like, you got to have like Billy that works the drive-thru goes in and you say, look, Billy. This never happened. You got to run something across.

So this never happened. This is confessions. there was a gate at a hypothetically. It was a gate, you know, at a military housing off base. And there was a 7-Eleven, Jeff Fisher.

I'm telling you. Like right there. Two steps. It's right there. So maybe, maybe I say, hey, I need to go to the restroom. Can you have a patrol car come here?

Like, yeah, I just need to take all this gear off and then walk to the 7-Eleven, get a couple of chips, a couple of red bulls, a couple of sandwiches. It's a little slurpy. Yeah, slurpy.

And then, ooh, The bathroom was a good call and then come back. So that did happen. This is the McDonald's way to. Across the street, it's far away. Yeah. What do you got like four or five lanes maybe? Traffic getting across, be tough.

That's why you got to have the worker bring your stuff. Yeah, that you have the nerds. They're not doing anything. Right. They're just calculating quantum physics. Okay. So, can you calculate the quantum fixes? The quantum fixes get an egg move off into my mouth?

probability super high right now times two. All right. So now we've got to talk about the new Air Force service song. They've changed the new Air Force song. I'm sorry, they haven't changed the new song. They've made the old song into new song. And who knew? There's lyrics.

When we come back. There it is. Oh my God. Did they just say, boys, we've got to fix that. And we're going to tell you how they fixed it in a moment. All right. Be sure to subscribe to Chewing the Fat with yours truly Jeff Fisher. And of course, subscribe to the YouTube channel. Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. New Post today up on the YouTube channel. Thank you for all the people who have already subscribed. We need to, you know, I appreciate you subscribing. But, you know, tell your friends, tell your neighbors. Subscribe to Chewing the Fat. both podcast and YouTube channel. All right, a new Air Force. I keep calling it a new Air Force song. It's not a new Air Force song.

It's not a new Air Force song. It's revised. They've changed the lyrics in the service anthem to make them more inclusive. Gender neutral. Oh, gender neutral. Sorry. Yeah, not inclusive.

They don't want to make them gender neutral. They announced this because it's so that they could make the service friendlier to women. And they weren't before? I guess not. Okay. I guess not. Which by the way, if you want to date somebody

and you're a male, Air Force is where you go get your girlfriend. Those are the pretty girls. Really? Oh, yes. If you think about it. Because they're the lower rung of the milk. No, because there's a smart ones. Yeah, they're the lower room.

They're the smart ones. You know, you have the Marines. You know, I keep giving the Air Force a hard time. You do. And I... The only thing of the Air Force you should give a hard time to is the Air Force band. I know you do not like that.

We've been through that. We've been covered, we've covered the Air Force band. We've covered your hatred of the Air Force band. That's the only thing that you should hate of the Air Force. But I want to apologize because they're not the lower room anymore. That's the Army. Anymore. Oh, no.

Oh, no, my friend. Don't bring the Coast Guard. The Coast Guard. Why the Coast Guard? We do share uniforms, though. We have the same uniforms. Yeah. No, even getting the Space Force patch as the Air Force, they were trying to bump them up a little.

Yeah, Space Command, Space Force. No, no. We are the youngest. So. And we were created out of the Army, you know, Air Corps. No, there were the people of the Army was like, we've got to get rid of these people or we've got to set up a new branch. One or the other?

We'll set up a new branch. There you go. That's why they're doing up with the Air Force Space Command. Can't get rid of them. You got to get rid of them or we're going to set up a new branch. All right. Set up the new branch. Space Force it is.

Call Trump. You know, for a long time, we have. We had some people out on boats that used to work the coast. Homeland Security. Yeah, bring them in the military. Bring them in the military. Yeah. No problem.

Coast Guard. Oh, they're always the Coast Guard. The Coast Guard. Yeah, they're fine. They're part of the military. That's fine. All right, you're part of the military now. Go ahead.

Go back out and search for the drug king. Yeah, no. They don't have uniforms. No, just go to the Air Force. Actually, the Coast Guard has uniforms, right? Yeah, the Air Force. They're the same uniform. No, they are now.

Air Force Blues. The Coast Guard's got different uniforms. Air Force Blues. They go out and when they search for the. Oh, Submarines full of dope? Yes. Yes.

That's the different. But like, their official, like when they are in. When they're coast guarding. When they're coast guarding? Yes. They're using dress blues from the Air Force.

A little bit, you know, like the pockets are different, but this is Air Force blues. So that I don't have to take back the Air Force being the low rung. No, you don't.

Because the Coast Guard is still there as part of it. Holy cow. You know how many Coast Guard people I have so pissed off of me? Oh, absolutely. And Air Force people. But you that guy who. complain about me, complaining about the campus emailing you as we speak. Which, by the way, the invitation still stands, dude.

It at 8, 900, 33, 93. You never called back. No, he didn't. You didn't. No, he didn't. That line stands open for that. I'd like to have that, actually. I'd like to make that happen.

Anyway, so we have the song to be more gender-inclusive. I'm sorry, gender-neutral. I got you on that one. You know, we have the words. I have the words to the original U.S.S. Air Force song. Into the wild blue yonder. Hiding high into the sun. Here we come.

We'll meet our thunder. Adam boys. Oh, man, we never cross that. We can have boys. That's got to go. Up with a flame from under. Off with one head of the roar. People who go down your fame

Hey, hey Okay, so that's the, that's the original. That's, well, that's verse one. Verse one of the original. Yes. All right. So we've gone through and looked, now there's, how many verses are there?

Three. So there's actually three verses. Yes, it's a three verse song. To the U.S. Air Force song. Yes, but that's what you should people sing. It's the first 45 seconds. That's what we know. Yeah, everybody knows that.

All right, so let's hear verse two. Sines of man. Flash the crate of thunder set it high into the blue. The puns for a second. Do you know this song? Yes. Are you, is this drilled into your brain? This is my DNA.

Yeah. For the entire first two weeks, this is a song I had to know. This and the national anthem, but I already knew the national anthem. Boy, that's good to know. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was that. So the first two weeks was

Air Force song, National Anthem, Pledge of Allegiance. That's a military training there. Everybody under rank, like, from president down, Secretary of State, Secretary of the Air Force. Who is in charge? Who is in charge?

If he dies, who goes next? Secretary of Navy. Yeah, all those people. And then. Secretary of Defense. Oh, yeah. Then the history of the Air Force. And then we drill.

And Dure. drill and drill. Good. And by drill, I mean you march. Yeah, that's what the military is. Oh, that's what there's.

Yeah, absolutely. I loved it. Every second of it. I hated it at that point. But now that I'm thinking about it, I'm like, man,

that was awesome. I know. That was awesome. Yeah. Well, you know, when you were preparing for the great battle of Grenada. Don't do it.

Don't try to make fun of it. I'm not. I'm not making fun of it. I'm not making fun of it. I'm just saying like. Because I don't really want to talk about it because there brings back. Yeah. Grenada PTSC.

No. Don't do it. Men blast in the world of Sunder how they live. God only do. God only do. So, that's first two. That's verse two.

Verse two. So the only thing that could possibly be possible. changed. Man. Man. Boys. Hands of men. Oh yeah.

Ooh. Can't have that. The first one. Just boys. Yeah, boys. Yeah. Boys in one. Boys in one.

Men and God in two. Yeah. Ooh. How dare you talk about God and men? All right. So verse three. Music goes to the host. To the host of those of the

Last of the sky. Oh, this is just a throwaway verse. And we send the message of his brother, man who fly. We drink to close. All right. All right. Now, these verses I have are not right. Hold on.

Look at front of us. Last of the sky. All right, go ahead. I'll see if I get caught up here where I'm at with these verses. The next verse that we're about today right now, we drink to those who gave it their, awe of old Right

They're all of old Yeah Yeah Yeah To score the rainbows To the host Of man We've raised

The U.S. Verse four My way Do we repeat We repeat the first one As verse four First four is just a repeat of one Up we know

Into the wild sky Yon The sky yon If the wings level And true It gives a blue Flying man Oh, yeah

One more A powerful song I mean this tremendous song Oh it gives me a chill Does it? Oh absolutely Yeah So what are the changes

I don't think I can sit through it again All right so The updated U.S. Air Force song Okay off we go into the wild blue yonder climbing high into the sun. Here they come. Zooming to meet our thunder.

Nothing changed. Adam, boys, give her the gun. That's still there? They left boys in. Okay, okay. That cannot be. That just cannot be. Down we dive.

Spouting our flame from under, off the hell of a roar. Flame, hey, hey, that's all the same. They left in God. We're in verse two now. Hands of men. That's still there. So what are we changing?

Souls of men again. Oh, I missed that one earlier. Souls of men. That's kind of the man-hating, loving person I am. I just miss it. It's just not even there. You sexes. I know.

Bastered. Gave us Wings Ever to Soar. Verse three, here's a toast to the host of those who love the vastness of the sky. To a friend send a message of his brother of Menofly. Then we roar. I don't see any changes. Then down, they did?

Yeah, they took a brother. Is that it? And then everything that is highlighted in like bold black is new changes. Oh, friendly send a message to the brother. Oh, to the brave who said. They changed brother to brave. Verse three. Verse three.

A toast to the host we boast. Oh, what? So they only change those two things. Yeah, that's it. Why did they... There's nothing in it they change that makes this gender neutral. Yeah, they did.

They changed verse three. The one that no one, you know, sings. This is why the U.S. Air Force is down the ranks, man. This is why they're down the ranks. I can't. I... I can't. No, I can't.

Off we go into the wild blue yonder. Find me high into the sky. Don't make me sit through this again, please. We'll be right back. I can't. So changing the U.S. Air Force song to more gender-neutral. lyrics which you heard the changes were so dramatic but the world that we live in today uh kfc australia not in the u.s because it's because it's could never happen in the u.s uh they've apologized now

for their 15 second ad on youtube now the ad is for its zinger popcorn box all right and it's their campaign of did someone say kfc which gets you out of awkward situations right so their 15 second ad shows this female looking at her butt in the reflection of a car window and then turning around looking at her face and her makeup and adjusting her breasts in the reflection of the window of this car and while she's looking at the window the power window comes down and there's three boys inside the car just you know like hello right hello need any more help adjusting because i could tell you you're looking just fine to me and then she says did someone say kFC and she's out of the awkward situation um sorry um we did look we had no way

We in no way meant sexploitation of this. Australia's collective shout movement formally called out KFC, calling the ad regression to tired archaic stereotypes where young women are sexually objectified for male pleasure. Hey, Australia's collective shout. Shut up! How about that? It's just an ad.

And you know that many of the females, in quotation marks, and those of you watching and listening live on the 4th of March 2020, you know, saw me do the quotation marks, you know that they've looked at themselves in car windows before, too. That's what people do. so if I'm in my car guess what I'm looking at

whoever is looking at themselves in my car window that's the way it works so I guess if it would have been a guy so that the boys would have then opened the window and been oogling another guy that would have been okay

but heaven forbid that males look at females We cannot have that anymore. And it's just ridiculous. And we also get that Microsoft, IBM, and Amazon are now under pressure to stop using gender labels such as man or woman for their facial recognition. And they're caving. They are caving in.

No Google already announced that its AI tool would stop adding gender for classification. We're going to stop doing that right away. Don't you worry about it. We're all classification tags on humans should be opt-in, consensual, and revocable. And that's just the way it goes. Listen, binary gender classifications were more likely, and this is from the story, more likely to harm trans people and dark-skinned women, since they are more likely to be misclassified.

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Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. All right, let's take a vote live. 888-90333. Call in, we'll take some live votes. See where we're going. I want to go. We're going to do a corona update. Or we're going to do the smell of women update.

Smell of woman. No, let's take what I'm talking. We're going to take the phone calls. All right. Give me a line number. Go for it. Let's go to line one. Line one, you're on the air on chewing the fat.

Ooh, we lost them. Don't hang up. When you call 88903.03, hang on. We're not going to put you on hold. We're just going to take you alive because I want your vote on whether we're going to do coronavirus or smell of women. Let's go to line. No, I didn't say go to a line yet. I'm not sure what you're.

All right. Let's go to line four. Let's try line four. Line four, you're on the air chewing the fat. Thanks for calling. All right. Now, seriously, don't hang up. We're not going to put you on hold.

We're just taking the calls live at 888-90-33-93 on the 4th of March 2020 here on chewing the fat. We'll try line 8. Line 8, go ahead. Line 8, you're on the air. Hey, is this, Jeffie on chewing the fat? Thank you. Yes, it is. So what do you, coronavirus, women smell.

Make a decision. Women's smell. Women's smell. All right, that's one vote for women's smell. One vote for women's smell. Let's just try line 40. You know, there's no chance we have a line 40. Okay, so I'm just this, whenever you hear,

whenever you hear radio hosts say, let's go, all the lines are packed except for line 38. Let's go to line 38. That means he has one call on line two, just sitting there blinking on hold. Boop, boop, boop the whole time. Did, do, do, did. We used to crank a guy that used to do take calls live like this,

and he'd be talking to his producer. I probably, I may have even told you this story before, but he'd be talking to his producer, and so while they were talking, she would just put you on hold. All right? So we'd crank him and we'd call when they were talking to each other live on the air,

and she would just put you on hold so that when they were done talking, he would just go to you. And as soon as he would go to you, you hang up. Why do you people hang up? Why are you calling you going on if you're going to hang up? He'd get so mad. It's the only reason we did it.

It was so much fun. All right, so line four. Let's go to line four and see where we're at. Line four, you are on chewing the fat, is do we do the coronavirus or do we do the women's smell story? Line four, go ahead. Hey, I feel like I was telling you a call screener, you know, a lot of the show. Thank you for doing this. I want to do the coronavirus.

The coronavirus? Yes. Coronavirus. Coronavirus. So we've got one vote. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Man, that sounded like Chris.

Man, that sounded like Chris. I'm not sure. So we've got one vote coronavirus and one vote women's smell. I mean, we've got a tie. We got to do it. We got to do it. This is the vote off. This is it right here. All right. So those of you calling in, 8-8903-33. You could be the one to make the call right now, okay?

We're going to go to, you know what, let's do it. If you're going to be the call-off, let's go to Line 1. We take Line 1. Line 1, you were on the air on chewing the fat. You choose Line 1, Coronavirus or Women's Smell. Hey, Jeffrey. First off, I just want to say, thank you for taking my call. I love the show. It's great. I really want to stop by the studio one day, if that's possible. Sure, no problem. Just email us at chewing the fat at the blaze.com,

and somebody will meet you at the door. Okay. I want to do the, uh, let's do the, uh, the woman smells one. Woman smell, you're the modoff. Women smell it is. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Please just send an email and we'll be sure to get you into the tour.

I appreciate it. No problem. Thank you. Whew. Man. So I guess you are life. So did I give him the right? email address? I wouldn't want to miss that email for the tour. I'll tell you that.

I didn't know you were giving out tours. Well, I mean just email. I try. You give and give, man. You really do give and give. I know. Thank you. I say it. Well, we didn't pick anything. The callers and listeners did they pick. Yeah. What did they pick? Yeah. That's what I meant. Like, what do we pick? We're doing women's smell. No. Nobody cares about the coronavirus anymore. It's all news. It's fake news. Nobody knows. I mean, at this point. It's fake news. At this point, just give me coronavirus. Nobody have it. Nobody have it.

Thank you. Thank you. So, according to a new study, men can smell when a woman is turned on because of the aroma of her sweat. And they like it. Oh, yeah. Like some guys would say, man,

Shoot, you're all sweaty. Go take a shower. How about that, all right? Hose off a little bit before you get back into this bed. Really? That's you? Is that you? Well, yeah. Really?

I got, you got a hose down, then. Really? The aroma is like, no, thank you. I'm the complete opposite. Boy, there's a surprise. There's a surprise. So, according to this, dudes were asked dudes. Okay, who's, who's?

What happened to gender, neutral? Oh, thank you. Melkorka Melkorka Lika Bless you Oh, milkli maka to you too

Oh, thank you Thank you Men can smell When a woman has turned down Yeah, we got it I mean we've talked about The aroma of women

And this show This show has talked a lot About woman smells Yes To cover the candles Gwyneth Pratrol Dallas chick What's her face right?

The other chick. So we cover plethora. So they were asked to rate women's aromas. Okay, so they... Apparently they swabbed during various states of arousal. Oh. Right. And what are the swabbing?

Oh, no. Is this another DNA kit? Is this another DNA kit? It could be. We have a DNA kit to tell you how arousy you are? It's very possible. Oh, that's a good idea. And you can have the DNA test to tell you what arouses you, though.

What's the best for your arousal campaign? Your kinks? Yeah. Your kinks and your fetishes. Despite what you think you like, this DNA test will tell you. Fisher, stop talking. What are you doing? You're giving the idea.

That's what I do here. A million dollar ideas. Just throw them out there. No, seriously. Gwyneth Pottro put her freaking... If she puts that on her website, another fortune. Another fortune. Ab.

And you know it's going to be all BS. It's all BS. She already got sued because of her. I know, but this would be, this would be, she could, you get, look, you get a couple people on your board on your, on your people, on your study that, you know, you have people send in their DNA. Chuses. Their, their, uh, melekia macas.

Swab themselves during various states of arousal. See, that's first right there. It's like when we're creating the instructions for this, what are we telling them? please swab insert item is there illustrations you're gonna want like maybe three or four three or four different places

okay hold a hon and give me take my notebook out three or four places if you just do one if you just want to make it like it's a basic I guess you have to do a basic so let's go basic

it's just DNA right you just swab your mouth and with our test our DNA test what gives me that we're going to tell you what your DNA says about what will give you the best arousal of your life. Right?

This is what, even though you think you like, you know, having the guy at the hospital suck your toes. Yeah. You think you like that. That is DNA tested that. No. Okay, that's not. Maybe you don't.

Oh, you think that. Right. That's not DNA. According to our test. That's not it. You prefer something else. Is the guy at the movie theaters sucking you left thumb? You prefer something else.

Okay. Whatever that's something else. So what's level two? So I'm very curious about this. Level two. Level two is, you know, two swabs. Two swabs. One mouth.

One mouth and one behind the knee. Behind the knee. And get yourself all sweaty and swab behind the knee. And that gives me the results of the first one. first one. And we're going to find out what, uh, we're going to go deeper. That's all. Thank you. You can room shot that too. We're just going to go deeper into your arousal status. Now if you look deeper. Okay. So level three. That's three swabs. So one is mouth behind the knee. Three would be mouth behind the knee and. And there. And deprive it. And there. And there.

And there. And private. Now there, now you're paying top dollar for this. Oh, this is top dollar. This is the $250. This is, this is DNA arousal kit, triple A. Triple A. Okay.

Oh, triple A probably get mad at me. Yeah. Triple it. So this is DNA arousal kit. Triple X. Triple fat. Triple. No, can't have that.

No, not triple X. Triple X. No, because I get. Oh, yeah. It sounds like porn. But it's not porn. No, it's not porn. Triple D.

Triple D. States of arousal d. That's triple d. Wait, if you have a triple D brawide, please go to the doctor. Why? This is way too big. Those are way too big. Can you?

Is that the oversized? Okay. You're paying extra when you go to spirit. I would like to check in? Oh, no, ma'am. You need another ticket. I'm going to put those on the scale. Can you put those?

Can stop? What does that give me? What does that give me? That's going to give you the whole thing. The whole kitten caboodle. Okay, the kitten caboodle. Yes, it's good. You know what?

That's what it is. It's a DNA triple kitten caboodle. Kid in caboodle. That's what it is. All right, the last one. No, that's good. You said four? Well, I've rethought.

You rethought? I've rethought. Was that but three? Okay. How many places can you have? Do you really want me answer that? No, because I could name a bunch. Okay, good.

So what I'm calling this DNA case? I really got a swab here for this DNA test. Okay. So are you swapping yourself or are you having a partner swap? It doesn't matter. Whatever's easier. Okay. I mean, you might be living alone and you might want to realize how to tell a partner in the future what your, what arouses you.

So is this like the five love languages? Is there a book? Three. Is there a book coming on this? There could be. The three love languages? There could be. Yes.

the three arousal states three arousal states the three arousal languages during the fat DNA test I like the CTF that's what it's title so anyway the dudes

are oh yeah the dudes are asked to wait to women's around right so in two nearly identical experiments researchers first asked 17 straight

female students gotta make sure put that in there To bicycle for three minutes in order to work up a sweat. Then the women watched 20 minutes of a 2005 erotic cult film. This actually might be the soundtrack for nine songs. By the way, they can not get an updated erotic film? From 2005 and plus 20 minutes.

I mean, I realize it takes a while for women to get one. wound up but 20 minutes. I got TV watching to do. Three minutes or you're out. We just pissed off entire female population. I've been in this room for five minutes. Like, how much more do you need? I swabbed.

I got you the deluxe swab from CTF. Whatever that says, that doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. You got a vinyl vixen. Sexy vinyl vixen. Whatever it is. All right. So the women went through the same process,

a few days later, but instead of the cult, the erotic film, they watched a documentary about bridge building. Okay? Well, if you haven't that's not going to yet. So, oh man, you are right. Hello.

That's limp. So, although for guys. A bridge building? Sometimes you've got to put your mind in a different place. During a second. Oh, look at that bridge. Wee, we.

that bridge is beautiful sometimes you've got to think about taking the trash out anyway during a similar experiment the seven women were asked in addition to watching nine songs that's the cult erotic film to watch a dance scene from Magic Mark

starring Channing Tatum as a male stripper Magic Mike What did I say? Mark. Yeah no Mark Mark is not magic It's just Mike and they read an excerpt from 50 Shades of Gray. Oh, that would get the right up.

And then they looked at 20 sexually explicit photos. See, that works for more men than women. Yeah, the photos is more men, yeah. All right, so let's go here. Wishman. And then now the Sniff test. 91 men throughout each experiment to the test. As to them which scent they preferred.

And? The results published where I'm getting this in the February. by the Archives of Sexual Behavior. Who doesn't get that? I get that every month. And? Found that men were indeed more attracted to the aroused ladies in all three trials. All right.

So the ladies that were watching. Magic mic, the photos, and the exotica. They were all wind up more. The bike ride, sweating, all wound up more. Yeah. The research suggests that these signals released a long, with corresponding visual and auditory expressions of sexual interest can produce a stronger overall signal

that increases sexual motivation. Well, I'd like to say, duh to that. His paper, of course, you've got a full paper. It's a full study. I'd like you to have money grants from the government. This is all government grants, study money. Well, study probably because, yeah, That is right, this was their new.

It's a study, yeah. Their new study. So, I mean, they have to have an outcome. Yeah. Well, that's the outcome. Yeah. Sexual chemo signals. Evidence that men process olifactory signals of women's sexual arousal.

Well, we've, duh. Again, I go back. I'm titling my paper. Duh. Yes. And, you know, for the most part, you know, go take a shower. You're going to do it? Get back from the gym.

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