Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 319 | Criminals Around the U.S.

Episode Date: March 5, 2020

Jeffy wants to bring back the town square because some criminals need more of a punishment like the ones he talks about today. IKEA is recalling more dressers and Jeffy thinks its time for IKEA to close shop. Should Amazon Prime offer a Washington Post subscription? And finally Jeffy sends a thank you note to Dana Loesch. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Okay. So be sure to subscribe to that as well. Is it time that maybe IKEA just... Yes. Stop selling dressers altogether. Do we have another kid that fell? We have another recall. Oh, a recall.

Another recall. Well, yeah, other kids are, I mean... They already paid a number a couple months ago. 46 million to the parents of that toddler. Why is your kid not falling from the IKEA? Easy. I know. I can guarantee I'm going shopping at IKEA this weekend.

But is it worth it now? No. I know. They were like, okay. Those have already been recalled. Yep. We're all good.

I know. You got to find a new store. Ashley Furniture. Rooms to go. I don't know that Ashley has 46 million to dish out, but maybe 10. A million. Telling me right now, Jeff Fisher, if your son or daughter falls from a Ashley furniture dresser.

and they say, hey, Mr. Fisher, we apologize. Well, first of all, I don't want to judge. The parents of the one toddler, I mean, the kid, bad you didn't make it. Again, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that your son, Max Millius, died from jumping, you know, I don't know what, he's 18 years old.

He should have not been jumping off a Ashley furniture. But there was no warning label. But there was no warning labor for 18-year-old to just jump off a thing. So here's a million dollars and we apologize. and we'll give you a brand new dresser. Does that work for you? Do I sign right there? Yeah, right down on all those red stickers that says sign here,

you will sign you not disclose this at all. So they're recalling another 820,000 three drawer chests. Stop selling dressers. For now. Keep the meatballs going at the store. Let us walk around IKEA and have our meatballs and look at the sofas and get our little bookshelves. But where is that the, is that the dressers?

Yeah, no, that section's closed down. We're not going to sell those anymore. All right, it's Thursday. We're heading into a fat pile Friday, but let's get to some crime. I mean, I've got, I've got, I've got a minor fat pile of crime and just bad guys. West Virginia man, who was convicted of filming the sexual abuse. of an infant. I remember at least commenting about this guy,

you know, town square. These are the type of people that I want to bring town square back. I want stoning done. Tie him up and stone them. And if it looks like they're going to pass away, give them a blood transfusion so we can stone them a few more days. He was handed a 775 year sentence. Still not enough.

Still not enough. The judge. What did he do? He filmed an infant. Uh-huh. Okay. Sexual abuse of an incident. Was sexual abuse of an infant?

He filmed that. That's correct. And was he a part of it? He's a girlfriend. Yes. Okay. I think I've told about my neighbor. That's why he did.

The. My neighbor did that. Why is he still walking the streets? Oh, he's not walking the streets. Okay, good. Oh, no, he's not walking the streets. Okay, good. Because I got a text from my mom.

He's like, hey, remember this kid? I'm like, yeah, I went to school. good with him. He's in jail with his girlfriend because he was doing exactly what you were saying. It's a thing, bro. It's a thing out there. This is in Florida. Now, again, Florida, man.

Well, this is West Virginia, so I mean, dirt bags are dirt bags. Absolutely. So I guess it's a common thing. It's so sad. Yeah. The judge said, I think that you are one of the most, now the judge apparently has not met your neighbor. I think that you are one of the most evil persons

who I've ever encountered. I agree. And the judge only handed him 205 to 775 years in prison. Well, you know, he might survive. Not. Good luck. I don't think prison. Good luck.

What do you call those prison rules, prison? I don't think the prison world is going to welcome him with open arms. No, I hope. You know what? I don't want bad things to happen to people. But if there's anyone that. It's going to happen bad to. It should happen to this person.

Absolutely. And it should happen to his girlfriend. Oh, no. Absolutely. Absolutely. Who was part of it. So, I mean, well, her, I'm sorry. She's accused.

She's accused of helping him film of the abuse. Are you sure this is West Virginia, not Florida? Because that sounds exactly like my neighbor in Florida. Okay. Absolutely just like that. It's just agonizing. A federal judge. has dismissed the claims from a 44-year-old Alabama death row inmate.

So tonight, if you, around 6 p.m., when you, the lights flicker, you know that William C. Hallman has gone down. It's over in Alabama. So he wanted to get out of his execution date because he said, oh, he opted out of their new execution. Alabama's got a new thing that you can opt into if you're on death row. Hey, we've got a new way to kill you. You can do this or we'll give you a little nitrogen hypothesis.

They don't have that, I don't think. I don't know. We talked about it last time. Yeah, we did. All right. Alabama, I don't think, was out of the list. But they got a new way to do it. And he opted out of that.

And he's saying that because he opted out of that, they are just, you know, they're going to opt out of this, then we're giving you the juice and that's the way it goes. The judge said, yeah, no, it's, you're fine. There's nothing constitutionally wrong. And even if your execution is eminent, which it is, you're still going down. So have a minute. Good luck, God bless.

Good luck, God bless. Oh, and by the way, he was in prison and on death row for killing a police officer. have a nice day. And no one supports the police officers. Thank you more than this show. I appreciate to remind me. Myself. You, the program.

This show. I mean, I have a former guard guard gate. Can we say it right? Can you say gate card? Gate card, whatever. Not guard game. What are you Hispanic? Did you forget to translate that and then reverse it?

I have a person working on this broadcast. Yes. That pretended to be a police officer at the game. I was a police officer, you douche. But okay. I was even a higher than a police officer. A federal police officer. Oh, stop it.

Crossing guards for schools. They work for the state, too. I got it. Yeah, there's state crossing guards. Don't be talking down to. Oh, all you crossing guards, please email chewing de fat at deplace. You know what? It's a fine profession.

Is it? And I appreciate that you do the work. And look, the kids need help cross on the street. Good for you for helping them. Have you noticed the- Lose the attitude. Have you noticed the medium age for that job is like 78? Not my neighborhood.

Oh, really? My neighborhood. My main man sits at the corner. He's got his tennis ball and he bounces. He don't play around. I think he, now I've never seen him use it. But I would. If I was a crossing guard.

Throw it out of car? Absolutely. But that means you need more than one tennis ball. Well, I mean, so now you have a bucket. You said one of the kids to go get your tennis ball with you do at the car. Hey, Billy, before you cross the street, go get that tennis ball over there. But I have to cross like three streets.

And he just stopped the traffic and the kid goes against the ball. Okay. Yeah. That bill better get something. Billy better hop on it. Soda, water. Here's an idea, Billy. I'll stop the cars the next time you cross the road.

Okay. Go get the tennis. Otherwise, you're going to try to dodge the cars. It's a dodgeball. It's like the movie dodgeball. I think that's what he does, because my boy just bounces that bad boy out there. Or maybe it could be a tease. You know if you don't stop.

But dang you. This is going to go right there. So don't be seen. If you drive through too fast, you're going like 25 or 30, be, bum. That's what you need, a baseball. No, now you, you know, damaging. damaging that's right I am.

That's right I am. I don't think that. Tennis'bill just bounces back and it kind of scares you because it's like, boom. Oh! Oh,

I hit a kid. Oh, no. Oh, no. Why are you throwing tennis ball? Slow it down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I like it. Hopefully that's what he does. So Tavis Smiley, you remember him from Pee. If he doesn't, just stop and ask. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Fisher. No.

You're a very out person. Like, you just, you know, got a way to greet people. I know, but it's just like if I pull up to the corner, it's my turn to go. You going? It's bad enough I got to go slow through there anyway. But like if you have to stop, you can just pop your head. Ah, you can't be doing that.

Hey, what's the ball for? Do you throw that people? All right, I'll stop and ask you. You should. I'll stop and ask you're right. I apologize for that. Because I do give them a friendly wave. They love waving.

Oh, man, they love the wave. Because you're the neighborhood. They know you're watching for, if you give them a way. They know you're watching out for the kids. Yes. And by the way, I don't know, you have a son and a daughter. Maybe when you're riding through that curve or that corner, you just pop up. You know, you do have a YouTube that you need to feed content to.

Just have them record you yelling at this guy. Be like, hey, Bengel? Cars? What? You know what? I'm going to record it. I'm going to bring my own tennis ball. Yeah.

I'm going to say, can I stand out here and throw a tennis ball with you at the speeding cars? Dude. You better. make that happen, Fisher. I will. I don't believe you. No, I will. Okay.

Why are you looking to be like that? Why will? Those of you watching on camera right now. They're not watching you. You can see the look at my face. I said I would do it. It's a very fissure look of like I'll do it. The hell I'm not.

I got it. I got it. I got it. I'll stop. Okay. If I have to put out one of those boozy vests, though. Hey, you're throwing tennis balls. I don't think that's...

I just want to stand there with my man. Bouncing tennis ball. Yeah. Tell me which one. Blue sedan. That guy's driving too fast. Get here. Blue sedan.

Bing. No, it's, Bing. No, it's. What are you throwing a freaking metal ball? Yes. You binging? You just slice a little hole but rocks in your tennis ball.

So it gives you a little bit more of a. Yeah. We just put this little like nails and you just freaking go right. Wait, that's a. And now we're back to do it damage to the cars. No, we can't do that. Just a tennis ball. Just a tennis ball.

That's all we're doing. What we're thinking it. Here we've got to figure it out. He's already done. He's already got it. It's like while we reinventing the wheel. He knows it. He knows it.

It's just a tennis ball. You pop them. You're good. You said Billy down to get it. You don't even need to do one. No. You should not send Billy down. No, Billy goes.

Billy goes. Billy goes. But like that feels back. He goes and gets the tennis ball. I don't care how far that thing bounces. Maybe he has a dog. Have you even a dog around him? Maybe the dog gets it.

No, but that's not a bad idea. Yeah. Stay. thing. Petch. Go. I like it. You're welcome, Crossing Garden.

Hey, now you have a new listener. You sell him we spent 13 minutes talking about him and a tennis ball. All he does for stress relief. He doesn't even throw it up the cars. No, I like bouncing. I like bouncing.

He gets born here. The kids say, hey, there's the tennis ball guy. So, Tavis smile. I mentioned his name like eight times already. He worked for PBS. You remember him. He's a big PBS guy. He, uh, remember, got the boot for, uh, multiple consensual, consensual relationships with coworkers.

Yeah. Hey, I'm Tavis Smiley. I am the man here at PBS. So you want to be a producer on the Tavis Smiley show? Oh, yeah. Come on. So he, they gave him the boot. and so he sued them

no he now owes the network 1.5 million Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Yes indeed. The jury Smiley, who admitted to having the multiple consensual relations, consent. Why do I just keep it's not concessual? It's not consensual. What is consensual? What is conceptual?

There is no consensual. Are you sure? Maybe that's what Tavis had. Hold on. Cisexual. Consexual. He just created a new word. That's a good word. Concexual. That's what he had. Concexual relationships. at PBS, Tavis Smiley.

So they say they're producing partners and everybody, Tavis, who is let go. You owe us money for not producing the content you were contractually obligated to produce. Thanks to your consensual relationships. But a consensual is a word.

It's a combination of the word consensual and sexuality. Yeah, okay. It refers to the standard of conduct that prioritizes sexual safety and autonomy over sexual access and satisfaction. So it really doesn't mean what I said it, the context I'm using.

No. So we've just added a new definition to, consensual. We did. Is what we've done. Actually, there's a movie, too. Somebody get a hold of Webster. There's a movie too.

Directed by Jose Freitas. I love movies by Jose Freitas. Yeah. It's great. And there's a hashtag. So there's today's title. So the thing is, I really didn't come up with it is what you're saying.

No. Nice try, though. So the International Criminal Court has now, we're still in the crime pile. The International Criminal Court ruled Thursday that his chief prosecutor could open an investigation into allegations of war crimes in Afghanistan, possibly committed by U.S. soldiers. Okay, so here's the deal. I'll work back on the pyramid thing? We don't report to the world court. No, we don't have that.

Okay. So the world court gets to do whatever the hell it wants to do. And who is this world court? We don't answer to you. Have a nice day. I'm sorry, no. Yeah. No. We're like to call the United States of America to the stand.

You do your little thing over there at the Hague and pretend that you have ruling over us all you want and say bad things about the United States. But you don't get a say. The United States of America To the stand Right Hello Let the record show that United States of America

Did not show up And there's a bench warrant For the arrest For the United States of America Yeah So if you see this United States of America Please tell them to report

To the National The World Court Yeah to the World Court At the Hague Yeah, we don't We don't answer to them We don't answer to anybody We ask people answer to us

have you not noticed who's the president of the United States? Thank you. And that's what I want. I want someone to ask Trump about that so bad. Absolutely. So he could say, who? Please. We do not answer to anybody.

This is Donald Trump leading forward. I barely, barely answer to the Supreme Court. Absolutely. I march at my own beat. So does Merck. I know that, I know that, you know, the Supreme Court, they're a big deal and I'll go ahead and answer to them but uh we're on equal footing here it's like equal branch of government absolutely so when the hang comes a knocking uh the van ain't rocking and

i'm not answering the freaking door okay so they can take a hike speaking of vans uh pennsylvania man admitted to using his SUV as a weapon against his romantic rival last year okay now you think okay Well, you know, the guy, he saw his ex-girlfriend, the new boyfriend. Jealousy kicked down. Yeah. And he just ran him down. Oh. Yeah, I know. Oh.

Didn't kill him. Just ran him down. Oh, okay. So he's out now because he's had time spent. No, they didn't juice him. Although they should. Wow. Well, he didn't hurt him.

Multiple injuries. He didn't, he didn't. Did they die? No. Okay. They didn't get hurt. But. That's not the first time.

So the guy's been in jail. Oh, so he's a repeat offender? Yes. Of running the same person over? No. Oh, running people. That's fine. That's fine.

As long as he's running over different people. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. He's fine. Go out of here. I know. That's what I'm telling you.

That's okay. Someone who watches a lot of law and order is fine. The honor. Yeah. Last week he ran over this person. This week is this person. then like at least he's not doing to the same person. If it was the same person.

Then there's an issue. He drove his truck into the hospital and ran over the guy. Yeah. Then he deserves to get juiced. But not that. It's okay. Walk free. I feel like today is just going to be crime day.

Because I have these silly stories that are just nothing but crime. So an Australian thief. What's with air quotes? I'm sorry? Well, for the camera. For the camera. Why are you giving 50 air quotes? Because I was going to call him an Australian man, but the headline is Australian thief.

So he is a man, but he's also a thief. And he used a fishing rod to steal a Versace necklace. Nice. Right? Okay, so you think, okay, well, that's, you know, kind of smart thinking. Right. So. Uh-oh.

Why are you crying or laughing? He's walking down the street. He gets, there's a picture of him on the street. It's in the middle of the night. And security footage has a, it's got his picture. They know who he is. I mean, you think, So it's Billy Bob.

Right. If you see this picture and you know this guy, you know, you know who he is. You can quote me on this. If you see this picture and you know this guy, you know who he is. I'll quote you on that. And so, it's silly, right? I mean, he's already smart thinking with the fishing rod. Oh.

And now he's, and now he's, and now he's, Not smart thinking with the cameras. Yeah. Should have worn some kind of mask. Or a fishing hat, maybe, something. So you just go completely on character. So if you're going to use a fishing route, I might as well look like a fisherman.

Right. Okay. So then they're looking for a fisherman. So he's on the street. Right. Think of you know, the ones with the fishing line and tackle line and stuff. Yeah, yeah. So they, he puts a hole in the storefront glass window.

He's out of the streets. Two o'clock in the morning. He puts. Why is he going to? a room shot for a hole. So, and then he slides the fishing rod into the hole. So it's like ice fishing only not. And it takes him three hours.

I don't think he was listening to yesterday's podcast about. It takes him three hours. He's trying to hook this. It's very different to find the hole with Fisher. No, he found the hole. He just didn't find the spot. The spot. It takes a long time.

hours to find the spot. But he finally did find it. And that reeled it in. And reeled it in. Reeled it in. Off he goes. And? They're still there looking for him. But they know who he is. But they don't.

It's Billy Bob from the corner. It's Billy Bob. But apparently nobody looked at the picture and said, oh, I know who that is. Because they're asking for help. And it doesn't describe how much. Look up how much of Versace's necklace is. It's got to be, if you've got a man. Mannequin with the Versace necklace on it. What? Five grand?

You know, if it's on the mannequin, you're putting the cheap one out. 500. Oh, just 500? Yeah. Versace, what are you doing? Times are tough, I guess. Yeah. Or 995.

So you're looking at maybe a grand. Right? The mannequin Versace necklaces are maybe a grand. Okay. You should have gone for the bracelet, which is $8,500. I mean, it took them three hours to get the necklace. He still be there for the bracelet. What are you doing?

Nothing? I'm just sliding this fishing pole in and out of the window back and forth, trying to find the spot. By the way, that photo, you're absolutely right. I don't get a rib shop. Oh, I'm sorry, I missed it. What are you doing? I'm just sliding the fishing pole in and out of the hole here

trying to get the bracelet for the spot. Anyway. I'm looking at the photo because I put Versacee necklace and he's the first one to pop up. Come on, bro. That is Billy Bob. Right. Anybody who knows Billy Bob knows...

If you look at that picture and you know that guy, you know who he is. Yeah. That's what my quote is. He needs keeps, though. Maybe that's his disguise. What? Ballness?

No. Oh. Thank you. Just a thought. So this story out of Colorado, this story really kind of ticks me off. I mean, the fish is real good. A lot of them don't tick me off.

What do you mean? I feel like... Most stories. And these crime stories kind of piss me off because... Because they're not doing it right? They're not really a crime. Oh. They're under my crime heading, but...

Again, what's for the air force? They're being treated by people as a crime. They're being treated like criminals. I don't think they're a crime. Okay. So a 10-year-old boy. Not a crime. That's what I said.

Everybody's a 10-year-old boy. That's not a crime. Not a crime. He's driving and riding in a car. And he's got a toy gun. Not a crime. and he's just pointed at passing cars apparently he's pointed at passing cars

You're pissing me off already You're pissing me off Thank you So one driver No No One driver No I'm gonna hit you with his toy gun

I'm gonna do I'm gonna call the crossing guard He's gonna throw that tennis ball at your head Stops the vehicle It'd be right No No I'm punching you

The kids at the grandparents house the driver of the car that's mad calls the police. No, like I said, I'm punching you into the Pope. My kid has not done anything wrong. No, no. They arrested Carpenter

for being a menacing the driver. Who's Carpenter? The kid. And the grandparents. So they arrested the kid and the grandparents? For what? Charged with a felony.

Like what? I look-in-like gun, a toy gun? What is the charge? They charged him with a felony. Let's see. He showed up arrested cover of menacing the driver. This included handcuffing the kid, booking him, taking his mugshot.

Punching him. He had to complete the community service order. He had a community service order that he had to complete before he had his record expunged. And thousands of the dollars spent. You're talking about the 10-year-old, right? That's correct. We're not talking about an 18-year-old.

That's correct. No. Why do this? This story is curating. Where is that? Give me the state. Colorado. Ugh.

Colorado. Give me the city. Now the kid, give me the police department. We love the police department, but I feel like, now that's no one supports the police department. I feel like,

this is El Paso County Sheriff's Office. You damn sheriff's. What the hell? Colorado Springs, Colorado. Fish, you better tell me at the end that they own this. city by now. They better sue.

And that douche that called the cops, are you kidding me? I know. What do you get? What are you getting out of this? Okay, you reported it. Do you really feel threatened by a 10-year-old with a toy gun? Because last I'm going to check, toy guns are like what? Orange.

The mom said I couldn't believe they were following through with it. I was waiting for the call from the cops saying that they were going to let this go, warn them, and then tell them it was wrong. But what did he? he do wrong? What did the kid do wrong? He was playing with his gun in the car on the road. A toy gun, though, right? Correct. So the kid was playing. He may have even, and this guy claims that he was pointing it, you know, at passing cars. God forbid the kid uses his toy. Now, I could go on record and say, I have seen children playing with toy guns in cars next to me on the road. Fisher, you had an

You know how threatened I felt? How threatened did you feel? I pointed my finger gun back at him and shot him. That's how threatened I felt. Did you call the cops? I didn't have an opportunity to call the police, but I was threatened. You know that scared? I was that scared.

When you picked up the phone, it just fell. I was shaking. You forgot 911. I was shaking. The light turned green and they pulled away. Dude. So that's how I mean, I was frightened. I was frightened so much.

It may have looked like I was smiling. Uh-huh. It was just fear. Like when the emotions are so high Your body doesn't register I pulled out my finger gun I can't believe you pulled down your finger gun I did I fired it back at that kid too

I don't play around Oh well you shouldn't A kid use a toy at your direction Thank you And you feel threatened By a kid With his toy I shouldn't even have brought up that story

No I feel like PTSD could kick in at any moment We'll be right back Okay, I was going to be done with the 10-year-old kid, but then I decided to see if I could get into read a little bit more about what happened. And so this is going to get me into still talking about the 10-year-old kid is, Dear Washington Post, I'm not going to subscribe to your website. I cannot tell you how frustrating it is when I click on a headline.

And I don't pay attention to what site I'm going to. I say that to, you know, cover my butt on HR. And Washington Post pops up and then it get one year for $29. They want to be $29 for a year of Washington Post stories online. Isn't that your boy Bezos? Yes. How come? Which brings me to my next point.

Why isn't that part of my Amazon deal? I'm an Amazon Prime member. Why don't I have access to the Washington Post at being an Amazon Prime member? I believe I should. I believe that should be part of the deal. You white privilege, bastard. I already get how much money from me

every year for Amazon Prime. Then he wants another 30 for a newspaper? No, thank you. But that's a good idea, though. somebody ought to bring it up to Jeff but your prime we just went up 30 bucks let's still pay the 30 but Jeff it makes it look better it does it does make it look better throwing that in you know what they could do they do just like the music right you get some music on Amazon Prime for free right as part of your deal but you have to pay more for the

upgrade and stuff so maybe Prime gives me you know I don't know I would say 20, 30 stories a month. Bezos would say 10, 5 or 10, and then you have to upgrade to Washington Post X Prime or something. But I'm not spending the extra 30 for the Washington Post stories.

So then I click on another link from KTRHiH ihard.com website. And they give me a quote from the sheriff's office in Colorado.

If anyone is dissatisfied with the actions of any employee of the El Paso County Sheriff's Office, they have administrative avenues available to them. We encourage citizens to take advantage of those avenues. Do you? Then it ticks me off.

They spent 216 days fighting this for that 10-year-old kid. for playing with a toy gun in the car because one driver got his panties in a wad over this kid playing with a gun. It is amazing to me. They talk about, they had a court date set. They had hired an attorney, so it cost them money.

They had a hired an attorney. They had a court date set, all right? Because they wanted to go in front of a judge and say, we want the record expunged. We want to do this. When they arrive at the courthouse, they don't go before a judge. take them into a separate room off to the side. And it's a diversion program which required the kid to do community service, submit an essay, and other tasks. I don't know what those other tasks are. I guess shine the shoes of the court appointed officer before the expunge could happen.

216 days it took to get this kid's record expunged. How about the guy that got his panties in a wad write an essay about what made him such a douche that he had to be all wound up over this kid playing with a toy gun in the car next to him. I can't. I can. I can. Okay. So now let's, I mean, we're on crime.

We might as well just stick with crime, right? We might as well stick with that. Thank you. Harvey Weinstein has been, uh, he's not feeling well. He didn't really well. Not really, my heart, my heart. Ooh. Oh, does Harvey have corona now, too?

Oh, no, maybe. Does it keep me out of jail? Yes. So he has hired a prison consultant. We've got to talk to this guy. We've got to talk to this prison consultant. He's the founder of White Collar Advice. Justin Pappernie.

We've got to talk to this guy, man. He helps people get ready for jail. And he doesn't use a fishing pole that I know of. So the thing with Harvey, right, is he's going to a state prison, not a federal prison. So state prison, you're looking at possible fishing poles everywhere. There's no wonder Harvey is sick, man. No way he wants to go. No, you don't.

He was a bit with Uncle Cosby. Yes. I mean, just no problem. Uncle Cosby, a cousin Chappel. Well, Cosby's in, I mean, Cosby's living large, right? Yeah, he's a Don. Because I think he's in a federal prison either. He's in a state prison too in Pennsylvania, right?

Yeah, I remember because we had a drone even come in for him. Yeah. And so, and he's like the king of the place. Oh, he's a Don. He does the same thing, right? Harvey goes in and says, I'll make your TV stars. We'll make a movie.

Give me a fishing pole. And he's good. Yeah, that planter, bring it over here. Hey, Harvey, you want to do me, make me a TV star? Hey, girl. I'll watch you shower. Make me a star. Yeah, that's going to be tough.

That's what he He wanted people That's what he was doing That's what was alleged But he wanted some of his Some of his starlets to watch him Take a shower So

I'm sure they're willing to help him out At State Penn No problem We'll watch Army We got you baby No problem And as long as we're on crime We still, you know

It's just crime Thursday That it is The grandfather Who Well I I mean, remember the toddler that fell on the cruise ship and died? And we talked about the grandfather was holding her. And, you know, the kid fell out the window and what a horrific thing it is.

And now he was being charged. And the cruise company was the Caribbean cruise ship, the Royal Caribbean was, you know, fighting back. And he now, you know, he's pleading out. He wants it done with. He's saying, I'm guilty. Okay, fine. I'm going to plead guilty. There's no court date set.

He wants it over with. And part of the plea deal, I guess, is that no jail time. So we'll see if that holds up. But he's going to plead guilty to a negligent homicide charge. And it's just so sad. Every time I see the headlines or stories about the grandfather and the granddaughter, and we've yet to see the footage. And we see, they have not released that at all, which is really surprising, right?

of that that footage has been locked up tight of the no don't not for the kids not for the grandfather and the daughter no that's not what no take that back mom mom mom mom mom okay we're not doing rim shots for the grandfather and the baby no just horrific but he's

do we have anything anything at all what do you mean like any good news out of this well yeah he's gonna be over with it's gonna be done That's why he's pleading guilty. He just wants it done. It just wants it done. What's the one rule we have here, Fisher?

I mean, never bend the knee to the range bob. Dana Lash. No, I mean, but I say it. Nobody's pin on Dana's Twitter. That's not my point. The point is that it's said here. I mean, you can say, here all you won't, baby.

We're talking to a national syndicated radio host that has it on her Twitter page. Don't do it. You know. New York Time bestseller. I'm watching you right in the face right now. Actually, you're about to have her new show to talk about her newest book. You know what?

And I'm going to have a couple words with her about that too. Ooh, that'd be great. I'm having a couple words with her about that. I want to, we're going to clear the air. Oh, dude. We're clear in the air over that. We're definitely to clear the air because I know Dan is going to kick you in the throat and just. So whose tweet is it?

I, look. Whose tweet is it? Hold on, Fisher. Whose tweet is it? whose show? Did you, you know, come in and help out? Was it your show or my show? What are you?

Are you pretend? Dana, is that you? Yes. No, well, Dana, I filled in for you, you know. You did. You're welcome, by the way. Thank you. Have you said thank you to her?

Oh. That's why you haven't gotten the call back. Did you forget to send the thank you note? You don't said thank you notes for that? That kind of attitude is the reason why you're not back in that show. As a filling host. You always send thank you notes. Doesn't matter what you do, you always say thank you notes.

You know something? I've already got a wife. I don't need you. You obviously do. I don't. Do you want to grow? I don't. Maybe send her a thank you audio file and we'll send it to her.

How about that? How about that? I'll give you 30 seconds to say thank you Dana and then we'll send this to Dana. Ready? Jeffie, apologize. You ready? I mean,

Jeffy thanks Dana. I'm not apologizing. I'm not apologizing for anything. I'm still used to, I'm still used to say Jeffie's going to apologize. That was just, I'm so sad. It just came out.

Now you know how many apologies you have to record. What are you, Chris Matthew now? Jeffie thanking Dana for letting him fill in on her show. Go. Not with that attitude. I need a sincere. No.

Sincere. 30 seconds. Hey Dana, this is Jeff Fisher. Jeffie. How you doing? I know I haven't seen you in a while. I see you doing a guest spots and I listen to your show and I've got your book. I'm looking forward to reading every page of that.

And I want to say thank you for allowing me to fill in on your radio show over the holidays. It was great fun. We had a wonderful time. And it would be fun if you'd allow me to do it again. and I wanted to also say that your pinned tweet never bend the knee to the rage mob as good that you pinned my line to your Twitter account. Anyway, I just want to say hi.

Is that wrong? That was great. No, but I mean... That was great. She might get a little... She might. Maybe we don't send that one. Okay.

Maybe we don't send that one. I might have to cut another one. Make it sound a little bit better. We could do that later, though. Make sure you subscribe to Chewing the Fat, the podcast. You know, the one that you're listening to now, but if you're not a subscriber, what are you doing with your life? Subscribe to the podcast. Go to the blaze.com slash podcast. Click on chewing the fat. The plethora of platforms pops up. You click on the one that warms the little cockles of your heart,

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And, you know, you've been promoting the new book. Grace canceled. And I'm looking forward to reading it. I can't wait to have you here in studio to talk to you about it. And I just wanted to thank you again. You may not have received it because I didn't send it. for letting me fill in for you on your radio show over the holidays. It was great fun.

We had a great time and it was really nice to share the holiday experience with your listeners when I got to fill in. And hey, tell Chris I said hi. Look at that. Perfect. See? That was good. Why she's stealing my line on her Twitter account. Pissing me off.

So, physicist. have now figured out that they can build a quantum teleporter modeled on black holes. I get no room shot out of

so a visionary group of physicists I mean you put physicists in a room together they're going to be considered a visionary group using quantum computers to model a real-life wormhole which is a way to track any distance in an instant using quantum circuitry that mimics black holes.

All right. Let's wait for a rim shot, but I guess I get nothing like that. When we think of a black hole, the tendency is to imagine a megalithic inkblot of... No? When we think of a black hole, the tendency is to imagine. a megalithic inkblot of sinister darkness

gliding apathetically through the universe stretching breaking and eating everything okay stop and one dope dope dope that's what it says

no anybody else can read that normally but come out of your mouth I feel like I'm literally recording a porn podcast I'm reading next thing you can tell me

Hey, open your less, girl. No, you stop reading it. I'm just looking out for you, bro. So no, bro. Next story. That got dirty quick. Just reading it.

Don't read. Don't go back. Why do you go back to this story? I'm not. Oh, okay. There's a new podcast other than chewing the fat that you need to. Wait, there's other podcasts? I just found that out too.

Wow, I thought we were just the only one. I know. Filling up the black hole. This particular podcast entitled Dying for Sex. No. No, that's what the podcast is, though. No, but I'm not, no. Again, like black holes, stretching, ripping.

Now she's dying for sex. I thought you said you're going to move on from the story. Can you go from that different pile? Grab a different pile. Go to a different pile. We got many piles. That pile is for tomorrow. Oh, for tomorrow.

Just grab a story from there. A tease. How about this? How about we close this? show with a tease or what's going to come up on tomorrow's show. How about that? I feel like that is the best bet right now. Okay. All right. Let's see. Reach into the pile here and just pull one out. There's a first story. Just the first story. T's for tomorrow. T's for tomorrow. T's Friday. Dunkin' Donuts launches the ultimate snack for meat lovers. Now who. Who? Do you like getting any kind of

we're done. Well, that's the tease. You had one job One job Keep it Non-sexual And you can sexualize the entire end of the show Congrats Don't use my words

Don't do it