Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 324 | Oh No Headlines

Episode Date: March 12, 2020

Jeffy just wants to talk about Coronavirus as the world starts to shut down. MLB, NBA, NHL, NCAA and other major events have been canceled. After the sentencing of Harvey Weinstein he had to visit the hospital due to chest pains. Today's Coronavirus update includes tips on how to clean yourself. Hunter Biden has reach a deal with his stripper baby momma so this should be the end of the whole Hunter vs. stripper. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. This is an alert to mountain lions in Colorado. If you want to be a mountain lion, don't attack human beings. In Colorado, there was a mountain lion who attacked one person and then attacked a deputy in Loveland, Colorado, and in Laramore County. and you want to know what happened to that mountain lion? Goodbye. Oh, no questions asked. They didn't say, come here, what's wrong, how you doing?

What happened? What made you do this? That's it. Now, if you remember, way back in August, a little eight-year-old boy was attacked outside his home. Now, according to the state, this is, you know, it's rare that Mountain Lions attack. So we've got August, and now we're into March. he was attacked outside his home in another area of the state of Colorado. You know what Colorado did?

They went out and found two mountain lions. Apparently this one today didn't get the message. Because in August, one attacked a little eight-year-old boy. They went out and haunted down two Mountain Lions. Got rid of them both. They weren't quite sure. It is still, the quote is, one of those animals was believed to have been the one involved.

Oh, okay. Welcome to Chewing the Fat with yours truly. Jeff Fisher, thank you for coming along for the ride today. Nice to have you along for the ride. If you're a mountain line, keep your head low. Keep it down, get the message, especially in Colorado. If you're in Colorado, man, are you a mountain line? No.

No, I'm not. I'm just a I'm a I'm a a flatland lion. I am not a mountain lion. Oh, okay, fine. Go ahead. Get out of here. So just be careful. Just a warning to mountain lions in Colorado.

Hunter Biden. A fan favorite. A show favorite. Remember he was told that if his hair was on fire. That was the only way he could get out of the court case and showing up in Arkansas. Well, apparently his hair was on fire and he couldn't show up. Well, late Tuesday night, no, late Wednesday night, last night, they reached a deal with the stripper baby mama and the attorneys. And they said, ooh, we reached a deal and we got a settlement on the table.

So let's wrap this thing up. Now, the judge has rejected all further delays. and they have since they were supposed to bring the settlement to the court, you know, at least, you know, expected to put it on the desk of the judge and the court today or tomorrow. I don't know what the, you know, if it's a done deal, I guess you have to make sure the exclamation points and the periods are all in the right place. And then you've got to hope that the judge says, okay,

because I got a feeling now the judge is like, I want him in front of my bench no matter what. Hair on fire, skin burning. I don't care. I want him in front of me, but that's probably not going to happen. The judge is probably going to sign off on it and say, all right, whatever, let's get this thing done with. So it's about time is what I say to that.

It's about time. Hunter should have taken my advice months ago and wrapped up this deal. and completely ended it. Instead, though, he decided to milk it for quite some time. And now I'm assuming, since we don't know the deal, and part of the deal is probably a complete silence, complete NDA, non-disclosure agreement, you know, that Joe was so upset over Bloomberg having,

but, you know, his son, that's okay, that's a different story. So we'll see. I'd like to see the details of that settlement. I would love to see the details of that settlement. If you're one of the attorneys for Hunter Biden, just mail it to chewing the fat. Just email me a copy. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. I promise. I won't say your name. I will read it as a settlement from another case that is similar to the Hunter Biden case. So it won't even be attached to Hunter Biden. I just want to know. the details of that. Please. Thank you. Wow, has it been a fun ride the last 24 hours, though, hasn't it? If you're listening and watching live 312,

2020 on the Blaze Podcast and Television Network, wow, it has been a ride. Some would say a fun ride. Others would just say, it's been a ride. But since

the world, there's so much more going on in the world than coronavirus, but is there really? Is there anything but coronavirus going on? I would say no. I would say no. And I mean, we are waiting for the large hammer to drop now. So, you know, the hammer has been dropped worldwide globally.

But put your hands together. if you're a praying human being put your hands together and get down on your knees or sit down or yeah don't get down to your knees that's a bad thing you got bad knees don't get down on your knees but pray that perhaps we've done the right things

to dissuade the larger hammer from coming down on the US of A I would like that to be true if you are still in the need of wipes because many places are not selling them or they're sold out or some people are trying to price gouge you on wipes.

I had emailed me today and I question telling you this because I haven't ordered yet. Well, I'm going to tell you anyway. If you're looking for clean wipes, I've got an idea for you. You can go to Amazon.com. It's a website. And they still have for sale. mask wipes for CPAP machines. CPAP mask wipes.

You're welcome. Go ahead and order them right now. Amazon.com. Right now on Amazon, you can get them for $10 a pack. I wonder what comes in that. Resplaz medical CPAP mask cleaning wipes, 110 pack plus two travel wipes,

biodegradable, unscended, lint-free, $10.9.99. Order now while supplies last. We also heard yesterday we talked about things being canceled. I mean, I don't want to, we can, I mean, I can do the whole show on coronavirus, even though I'm torn. I want to do the whole show on coronavirus. I don't want to do the whole show on coronavirus. So I'll just tell you a couple things first and foremost on my mind that I find intriguing. Yesterday we had reports that the St. Patrick's Day Freight in New York City was postponed or canceled.

And you think, yeah, of course. Well, they got pissed. They got pissed and they got so pissed that they sent an alert like you just heard. And they said, hey, hold on, yo. This was yesterday. At this point, and this is from their own St. Pat's Parade, NYC Twitter account, Hold on, yo. That's my words.

At this point, contrary to the media outlets and social media, no decision has been made to cancel the NYC St. Patrick's Day Parade. Please continue to check this page for updates. This was yesterday afternoon at 3.42 p.m. Today. Then, last night, yesterday, de Blasio, you know what that's canceled.

That's canceled. We're shutting that down. And of course it is. I mean, now we've got, by that time, oh no, you're going to tease me. You're going to say this is what you're missing. It's not a, oh, no. I mean, I will say this.

New York is no, whatever town that was in France, holding the Bluebell, the Bluebell Smurf people party. They said, Corona be damned. We're having our party. NYC. Nope. Shutting it down.

Is this one of the Blaze Radio Network's musical interludes? It's got to be. It's not. It needs to be. There's a couple of them. For those of you that listen to this show on the Blaze Radio Network, that you are well aware of what I'm referring to. We have musical interludes doing our breaks.

Most of them are, what, 60 seconds long, right? There's a minute. And there's a couple of them that I want to last longer. I want them to go on. There's a couple I love. I want the album. And there's a couple that you think, Oh, God.

Why are we playing this one again? But most of them are okay. And of course, you know, last night we had the president's address to the nation from the Oval. And, you know, he was very presidential and made us all feel better, right? Right? No. He made us all feel better, right? Right.

Sure. Thank you. Also yesterday, we found out that Harvey Weinstein got 23 years in prison. The prison sentence 23 years. It's essentially a life sentence for him. And we'll see if appeals and what happens and in the future as this goes on. But for those of you that are. concerned about Harvey. I just want to let you know

that right now he's okay. But after sentencing they sent him back to Rikers and then oh no, chest pains and he's back in the hospital. So I'm not sure if

whatever state penitentiary he gets sent to will have the proper medical care for him. So he just may do his time in Bellevue. If I'm Harvey, my chest pain is going to last 23 years. Or until the appeals are done.

So he's, I mean, I know the me tours will be all happy if Harvey were to not make it. So it's very possible that that could happen. He is not doing well. He is not doing well at all. Another great story that I found was, it's actually a really cool story. A car dealership has invited homeless drivers to parking their lot overnight. I thought that was actually kind of cool. It's better than them showing up at the airport, sleeping at the, where the luggage comes in for the arrivals.

I'll tell you that. So a car dealership in North Carolina, Kipling Automotive Group, has been, you know, dealers. used cars, I'm sorry, pre-owned vehicles. And when the dealership's manager about four years ago said he found himself between homes and it changed the way, changed him, changed the way he looked at things. And he said for about 90 days, he and his family were homeless. And they were unaware of it being sold. so he must have got, he should have had,

it's like he must not have had home title lock because it talks about him, his house being sold without him being aware of it. So it changed the way he looked at things and he realized that he saw in the news that people were sleeping in their cars at night and searching for a safe place to park

free from disturbance, trespassing, harassment or worse. And he decided that he had space at his car lot and he opened it up to the homeless to park their cars and rest for the night. That's kind of cool. I wonder if he's providing a porta potty or something there as well. Access to some sort of bathing place. I mean, there's only so much the guy. The guys opened up as a business for people to come and stay.

Got a bathroom too? I mean, he's going to have to, right? You don't want the homeless people taking care of business in the parking lot next to that pre-owned Lexus. Can't have that. But I think that it was really a cool thing that this Kipling Automotive Group did.

And they're trying to help the people in their community and give them a safe place to do. So, bless their hearts, Kipling Automotive Group. Did you see what just broke? Did I spill something again? Did you see what just broke, buddy? I think you're missing the news right now. Special report from Chewing the Fat, as you well know,

with Chewing the Fat records, news happens. We go to our man on the street, Chris Cruz with breaking news. Chris? Ellen has decided to no longer allow audience into her studios. Wow. I did see that. Thanks for the man on the street report. I did see that.

And there's so many, it says, I don't want to bring down your special report or anything, but I did that. You did, though. I did? Oh, no. I'm sorry. You know what?

Did you do a report on Survivor canceling, postponing their 41st season? Breaking news here on Chewing the Fat. As you well know, when Chewing the Fat records, news happens. We go to our man on the street, Chris Cruz for a report on breaking news. Chris. survival. Survivor is no longer going to be recording this season. And at Riverdale on CW also is not going to be producing anything either. What am I going to do without Riverdale?

Tell me you don't watch that. Back up to you, LD. Thanks for the report, Chris. Is that show on our network? If it's on our network, I love that show. It's not on our network. Sorry. can't help you out.

Oh no. Wow, today is a breaking news day here on Chewing the Fat, and it proves again that when Chewing the Fat Records, news happens. We go to our man on the street, Chris Cruz, for a breaking report. Chris.

I'm here in Canada, just to let you know that Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has self-quarantine himself after the wife has flu-like symptoms. Wow. And it's being tested for coronavirus. tests. We don't even know. Just presumptive

test. Wow. I mean, look, you break me down with facts like that. Thank you, Chris. The reporting man on the street. Appreciate it. Try to get back. Good luck getting back into the States from Canada. I got to Friday.

And Canada isn't Europe or anything, so pretty much you can do what you want. There's no one. Just last one. Last one. Oh, no. It may not be the last one, but by gosh, there's breaking news again, because When Chewing the Fat Records, news happens. Let's go to our man on the street reporter, Chris Cruz, for breaking news. Chris.

Chris, so I didn't even finish announcing you. I didn't even finish announcing you. What's the news again? A second jazz player for the NBA has tested positive. No, I'm not making light of this at all. Everyone's going to happen, especially those guys. If one or if one of the NBA players has it. Oh, no.

I'm still in Canada, and I've got to break you over here. I'm in the middle of it. The Coca-Cola bottling plant had tested positive for the coronavirus. This will not stand. I don't care about Canada if they're going to, you know, if they stop shipping Canada, but we will not have that here in America. But, okay, that gets me back to the basketball thing. We're all going to get it, right?

I mean, that's the hammer we're waiting to drop that. What, the Coca-Cola machine is not going to be. No, but okay, all the people that drink in Coke zero. I don't know if, I don't know if Homegirl with COVID-19 touched my can. Where does your can was? Does it say what it was made? Where does my can't was? Do they have like distribution?

Is that what you just ask me where did my can't was? I don't know that I can read these. Hard blind man. Well, if I turn it on inside, it's going to spill. Then drink it. That's a good idea. Hold on. Oh my gosh, that's so good.

Hold on. No, I got to be careful. for I tip this. Wipe off the condensation. Consumer information, Coca-Cola Company. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got to say somewhere on here,

right where it comes from, those are all the ingredients, the stuff that I'm putting in my body, which is good. Oh, hold on. I see a lot of Atlanta, Georgia. This is coming out of Atlanta. Oh, okay, so that's not from the Atlanta.

The Atlanta Coca-Cola. No, but. No, but. Yeah. No, but. And the president met with somebody in Marlago over the weekend. Oh, no. And that person went back to Brazil.

And when the highly official from the Brazilian government got tested, boom, positive. And there's a picture of him. Did I not just see a headline also? This is now for the breaking news on it. But didn't I see a headline that's just breaking that some of that Brazil has been shut down? Yes, because of the coronavirus. because they started testing. And then one of the guys that met with Donald Trump over the weekend was tested positive

for the coronavirus. And there's a picture of him on social media holding a hat, make Brazil great again. Yes. I remember we all saw that. Yeah. And then now coronavirus two days later. Okay. So that gets me back to where this all started with the basketball team, okay, is that you

think about the NBA. All right. Now these guys, we saw the picture of the one, the one. guy making fun of it. Such a douche. I know. But there was no point to it as just him being a douche. But those guys are out on the court in tank top shirts.

Oh, sorry, tank top shirts. They're bumping and grinding each other. Oh, what is this? Wait, this is a different site I'm looking at. I'm talking about the NBA. So, go ahead. Go ahead. You know you want to. I'm bumping and grinding here.

Oh, yeah. I'm double dribbling. Hey, throw me the ball. I'm going to put the ball in this round thing. You mean the hoop? Can you put the ball in the hoop? You call it what you want, baby. Can you hit the backboard before you put it in the hoop?

I can't hit the backboard before I put it. Can you double dribble? No, but I could give you a three-pointer. I mean, okay. Oh, my, my, my, my. you have no idea no idea maybe you do

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Jeff Fisher but you have no idea how I would love to spend the rest of this program making every story like that let's do it

I believe you can't do it. Oh my gosh. Let's do a full 12 minute segment and let's try it out. I don't think you can do it. You give me a sheet of headlines I could do it. Okay. I don't care what I mean I can go through some of these stories. Can you do the ones that I give you yesterday? Well, some of those are fat pile. Oh so you already decided that's for tomorrow. Friday I've already moved down from those man. I mean it's good by Friday these stories are going to be dead anyway so We'll do them today. That's a bad term.

Never mind. Friday. All right. So we just go, hold on. This is Harvey Stories. All right, fine. It's okay. All right.

I'll tell you what. You come in here. I won't look at them. Okay. I won't go through because I'm looking at them now thinking in my head. No, no. It has to be on the spot. It's like an improv.

Okay. Headline improv. Headline improv with, oh yeah. Yep. All right. Give me a stack of stories. Just hand me a stack and we'll do it. I have no problem with that.

And if you don't think I could do it, put your money down, baby. Can we just say, please, please, just unless it's a hospital, unless it's a grocery store unless it's a convenient you know unless it's everything that we need what is it that we need

other than that we're shutting it down I mean we're getting reports now our breaking news sounder could go off it's not even worth it right now like for example the U.S. Department issues a level three advisory now do you wonder what a level three is or you want to just move on?

Wait A level three. Okay, so this is a state department. This is the state department issues a level three, global level three health advisory. You're going to read it or you ought to move on. I can move on. It's pretty long.

Well, just give me the highlights. Okay, the highlights are. Level three, hold on. While you're looking at the highlights for that. Okay. I'll remind you of what was sent to me on Twitter today. It's going to get worse before it gets better. Well, it's already true, right?

I mean, that's my quote, the chewing the fat quote, is already proven true. But it was sent a highlighted version from a Dean Coontz book, The Eyes of Darkness, by Dean Coons. I'm not sure when that book was written. We have to find that out. Hold on. Dean Coons, the eyes of darkness. But the highlighted portion from the book, I've got to make sure this is true,

in around 2020, a severe pneumonia-like illness will spread throughout the globe attacking the lungs and the bronchial tubes and resisting all-known treatments. Almost more baffling than the illness itself will be the fact that it will suddenly vanish as quickly as it arrived.

And then attack again 10 years and then disappear completely. The Eyes of Darkness predicted in 1981. Wow. Oh my gosh. In the book as well, according to this story? I mean, I've never,

I apologize for not reading the book in 1981 from Dean Coence. He made reference to a killer virus called Wuhan 400. Da-da-da-da-da. What? Da, da, da, da. You made reference.

I just leave it there. I just read it there. What's the highlight of the level three? So you're going to travel, make sure it's still about travel. It has something to do with, like, health water. See, that's the problem. That's why I think that, I really do think that the reason that we know that it's going to be everywhere, right? It's on the way it's coming is because it's already there.

Yeah. Yeah. And I'm pissed now because now this has hurt in me. until I just read this latest update of the coronavirus. And I'm pissed because I have tickets for this and now I can't go. Oh, no. Our quiet place, too. Oh, yeah, we were just talking about that yesterday.

It's going to be delayed. Oh, no. Oh, no. I have tickets for Wednesday. Yeah, it would not happen. I mean, that's today. Yeah. No, next Wednesday.

Sorry, next Wednesday. Okay. That was last night. No, yeah, because I bought the tickets last night. Because what they do, they're showing the first one and the second one, and it was early admission because it was. So anyway, delayed. Why are they delaying?

Because it's just a scary movie and people are not going to the theaters. No, people are not going to the theaters. And John Kaczynski said, I'm going to wait to release a film until we can all see it together. Yeah, and people are canceling their performances and things are shutting out. That's why I say that the debate that's supposed to happen between Biden and Bernie, that's not going to happen. I don't think so.

I think they're shutting that bad thing down, man. Let's put money down. They're shutting. Thursday. I already predicted it on Pat. I already predicted it. Did you put money down on Pat? No, Pat doesn't gamble.

Then I gamble. Ten bucks, it happens. Can we Wuhan shake on it? I don't even want to come close to Wuhan shaking. But yeah, we can. Let's do it. No, I can't bet money. You know how broke I am now?

It's ten bucks. I got no money. Lunch. I got no money. Lunch is more than ten. I'd rather bet him to ten bucks. And let's do the ten bucks. All right, you know what?

You know what? Yes. Yes. Oh, no. Brexit talks cancel. Wow. I don't see. We could just sit here and everything is breaking.

Which, by the same spray that China was spraying. Yeah. The CTA in Chicago is spraying it under buses and public transportation. Do we know what that is? I don't know what that is. Does anyone know what that is? Anyone know what it is? Is it bug spray?

Is it weed killer? Oh, no. No more holy water or holy wine. Good. No, how are they going to get holy? Good. I mean, I say we have virtual churches, man. You want to come to church?

That's already a thing. I know, but I mean, no church gatherings. Oh, no. What else is still going on to? We see, what happens when? You want to start doing the, go down the rabbit hole, which we've talked a little bit about it and the trip lines and the trip wires

and where do we make our move and what do you do? All right, so you know what's still coming to your house every day? Ding-dong. UPS, Amazon, FedEx, USPS. And that grab hub and that Uber eats. Yeah, I don't know how big that business is doing these days, but.

She's doing great though. Now that I think about it, that's probably one of the businesses that are up because nobody wants to be in a crowd in a restaurant. But they're okay with the same guy that would be touching their food at the restaurant. Don't bug me down with facts. By the way, Major League Soccer canceled. Jorge Ramos for Univision.

Yeah. He has stepped down from moderating the debate. Wow. Oh, thank you. Because... Thank you. He does not want to be there. No.

No. Oh, no. Do. They're canceling. You already owe me $10. It's already over. He was exposed to the coronavirus. No way it happens.

You're watching reruns of Forrest Gump, man. And by the way, Puerto Rico. And I don't want to watch reruns the Forrest Gump and cry. Because Tom Hanks has got wood. But Puerto Rico, 15 to 16 cases. And I, you know, I... Oh, no. Hopefully.

Okay, so hopefully. Oh, no. Why do you do this? I don't know. Fast and furious nine, it's going to be postponed until next year due to the coronavirus. You know, okay. So we joke around and we're bummed that, you know, oh, well, you know, fast and furious. But the economic, the economic downfall of that, all the people that were going to work on it,

ain't working on that. They aren't working on anything else. Look at all these big, for example, this is the last one. I promise this is the last one. Oh, no. No. Do not promise me something you cannot come through. I said this will be the last, oh no for today.

Oh, no. Oh, no. What happened? The national hockey teams games are done. No more. National hockey teams? Is that a new league? Because it's the NHL, the national hockey teams.

Yeah. No more games. Their season's almost done. They're going ahead into the playoffs. No, there's no playoffs. The other head of the... Wow. Did they postpone it or are they just saying it's over?

It's postponed. No more games. Just like no more boxing. No more boxing either. So I'm telling you, can we just say no events? Right. Events have been canceled. Yes.

As I'm getting updates from my friend that he's doing all this coverage, I'm like, dude, just put events. Events have been canceled. Yeah. Anything outside of your home is canceled. It feels that way. It truly does feel that way. It's incredible. So now we've done the 12 minutes of sexed headlines.

Oh, we have sexy improv. Sexy improv headlines. We've done it. Man, you didn't think I could do it either. I did not. All right. Did not. And those 10 bucks, I don't know you yet.

Just because Jorge Ramos step out. There is not a chance. All right. that that goes on. We'll see. Not a chance. I want that $10 bill to be crisp. Don't be running to the bank when there's run on the bank.

Oh, I mean. When there's what? Nothing. Nothing. You have a change for 100? Because that's all I have. I'll get it to you. I promise I'll give you the change as soon as I can.

We'll send a picture of the bank. Right here. Are we counting down? All I have is 100. So can you change it up? Sure. Okay. Yeah, let me hold on to it.

And, okay, so another thing. Let's go down that rabbit hole. Okay. Cash money. How many people touch that $100 bill? This one. Okay, so you've had it in your wallet for, even if you've had it, if that's the hundred you carry in your wallet for emergencies.

Yeah, this is being, you've had it there for a year. Okay, so. A year. This is $100 a billion. Actually, no, two years, because that's a $100 bill that my wife gave me because she said, Do you have any emergency money? I'm like, no, I don't. And she said, what you have cash?

What the heck? And so she gave me a $100 bill. And then the second $100 bill was given to me by our engineer in this studio's Rob. So. What the hell? Rob's giving out $100 bill. Yeah. You're welcome.

Why am I not? I see the man every day. He gave it to me on Christmas. So December. I see that man every day. Yeah. I see that man every day. Obviously, you don't.

Why am I not having a $100 bill from him? That pisses me off. Oh, no. All right, so I'm looking at these numbers. Italy is exploding with numbers right now. Not in a good way. Anytime something explodes, I don't know. Sometimes it's good, though.

It's good if I'm doing my bit. Yes, yes. Which, you know, obviously I did. You did. Twelve minutes of improv sexy headlines. Improv sexy headline, talk. But as I'm looking at these numbers, okay, so the site that I go to, this world media. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Don't be handing out websites that you go to. Okay. Just keep it, John Hopkins, I think it's the website that everybody is. This one is not John Hopkins. You're not using it right, though. I think I am. Okay, fine. I think I am.

I bet you... Oh, I hope. I don't want you to give websites that, you know. Oh, no. While you're looking for that, I know I promise... Oh, no. Oh, Mr. I won't do anymore. Well, I thought the news were done for today.

Oh, no. Oh, no. What happened? The Senate will cancel next week's recess as Congress works to pass coronavirus response plan. Wait, the what now? Senate will cancel next week's recess. So we'll call everybody back.

Wow. So we're calling people back. Oh, no. No, no. Pornhub is giving Italy people. Oh, this is a good, oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Port Hob is giving. This is breaking news then. Breaking news. This is, yes. I mean, when news. Live from the news desk of chewing the fat, you well know when chewing the fat records, news happens. Let's go to our man on the street, Chris Cruz. Yeah, you remember me.

I was, I wasn't even done. I was in Canada. See, see, here's the problem. I was in Canada. I tried to get on the plane and go to Italy because I heard that Port Hub is giving free premium access for the entire month of March. Oh, wow.

So. Maybe there's a way that you could just get an Italian IP. No, no, no, that's worth too much work. I just decided to travel to Italy. Back to you at the studios. It's absolutely too much work to get an Italian IP when you could just travel to Italy. Yeah, it makes a lot of sense.

All right, so, Johns Hopkins. There you go, John Hopkins. Yeah, website. Good website. John's. John Hopkins. Yeah, John Hopkins. Yeah, I know him.

John's Hopkins. But he told me I could call him John. Two different things. No, but he said I could call him John. They're pretty close to this site that I go to. Oh, okay. Pretty close. The official is the John's Hopkins.

So, no, no, my site is official. Because we've been doing them. My site is the chewing the fat official side. Oh. Oh, so you didn't clarify. 133. All right, we've got to reset now, though. I've got to keep reset.

Okay, so let's reset this. Look at this. Okay, so right now, and I just clicked on it, like, we're recording, you know, mid-afternoon on Thursday the 12th. They know that. They're watching and hearing us live. I know. I'm just clarifying for the numbers.

All right, so this one says 133-9. 133-009, confirmed cases worldwide. And I didn't refresh it not very long ago. I mean, it's been pretty close to being refreshed, already. up to 31, 133, 33, 31. Already went up, you know, 20, 20 cases. Oh, no, oh no. Four thousand.

Go ahead. Oh, no. The Wolf Conservation Center is close. Well, I'm surprised that wasn't breaking news. The Wolf Conservation Center. If that's in Colorado, they're dead. No, this is in New York. Oh, okay.

Westchester County, New York, and you can not see the 44 wolves until the end of the month. Oh, no. You're right. Oh, no. If I can't watch the wolves. This is a CTF segment. Oh, no.

Oh, no segment. Yeah. Oh, no. Back to you. Back to you at the studio. So we have 133,000, over 133,000 coronavirus cases worldwide. 4,947 deaths. So we're getting close to 5,000 deaths.

Is that how that works? Yes, it is. 68,000. 8,891 recovered. And we're looking at the numbers we talked about Italy exploding not in a good way. I mean, they've got over 2,651 new cases. Yeah. I mean, they shut down last night, right?

They closed everything. Yeah. Yeah. We got a report that said, if you're unless you're, you know what? Look at the time. Yeah. Oh no. Hello.

Hello. No, no. We're, nobody's here. We're close. Hello, I got. We're closed. Nobody is here. It's not even funny.

No. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Spring training is canceled. What? That's supposed to start. Can we just, okay, here's.

Oh, oh no. Last one. I promise. This is the last one because we got about a minute left. Last one. Horse racing. Cancel. What?

I've got a couple stories on horse racing, actually, that I haven't got to. Well, I've got a story about the guy. I got a story. No, it sure does. It does that matter. It's close. I got trampled. The jockey that got trampled and died.

He died? He died? Yeah. Just because you get trampled doesn't mean you die. Don't give me that. Don't give me that. Don't give me that. Oh, my God.

Just because you get trampled. doesn't mean you died. He's on a track with 80 horses running full feet. Oh, see, if you give me more of this story. If you give me more of this story, I thought he was just got, like, he was just like training. No, he wasn't a race. Oh, okay. I mean, a heck of a race, right?

I beat you. Stay down. And he didn't die right there. They hauled him. His injuries, he could not make it through all the injuries. And by the way, by talking earlier, you asked me about the hockey team yet the whole season is paused. Wow. Yeah.

Can we just say? That's where I was at. Oh, yeah, yeah. Chew into fat. All right. Jeffrey, why is your last thoughts as we head into the Wuhan virus pandemic? Final thoughts? Events canceled.

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