Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 326 | Live From the COVID-19 Quarantine Bunker

Episode Date: March 16, 2020

Jeffy and Kris Cruz are practicing the "social distancing" that President Trump is recommending. Don't worry you will still maybe get a new episode each day. The coronavirus is taking the world for a turn and people are worried and/or scared. Former Mayor of Tallahassee Andrew Gillum is in trouble due some drugs found in the room where he was. Also Jeffy is watching way too much TLC and wants to chat about a show called 'Strange Addictions.' Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now a Blaze Media podcast. Welcome to it. That's right, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher on the Blaze Podcast Network. Before we even think about playing any music, I want to say out on the roads today, I was for a little while, I am in, you know, as much as self-quarantined as possible. I want to say, truckers keep going, bros, then keep the stuff. coming. Those truckers are on the road. I go by, by the Kroger warehouse. They are backed up two and three to a mule with truckers coming into that. Keep the shipments alive. And all the truck drivers do, please. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I know. I know all we're supposed to

talk about is coronavirus. I got it, 179,000 cases, almost 180,000. It'll be 180,000. Very soon. worldwide. The U.S. has got over 4,000 already. We've got coronavirus, COVID-19 stories out of the yin-yang. And if you get it, you might have something coming out of the ying yang. And we're still, it's just at the beginning. I mean, we're, we have at least what, four, six weeks of, of this. So just take a deep breath and relax. Because if you're thinking to yourself, well, I'm not going to stay in my house. You can't make me, this is America.

Look around. Man, they are shutting things down. And I know, it's America. How are they going to do it? We talked about it last week, man. it's going to happen. It's going to happen. You're going to go to get out of your neighborhood, man.

You're going to be about the fourth car back at the stop side. There's going to be his guard there, and you're going to hear the gunshot go off, and they're going to pull somebody out of the car. And that's when you're going to be thinking, eh, you know, I'm good. What am I doing in this line? Where am I? What happened?

I had to turn around. I forgot something. I'll be, you know what, I go back home. Wait. Okay, so just as a side note, it doesn't matter to you, you know, listening on the Blaze podcast network or you're, you know, listening to you know, listening to you and the fat. They're watching live. They're watching live right now. If you're watching live.

This is the only time I'll tell you that, yes, they are watching life. Or whatever's happening? First of all, just let me explain. I am, I've been banished. I'm banished, quarantine banished from the Blaze studio. Yep, Gblit from Mercury Studios. And so I'm broadcasting from home. Chris is recording me from his man cave.

And that we've spared no expense on letting us broadcast from home. We have our own sound effects machine that Chris got for Christmas. So how, excuse me. So how many sound effects does that thing have? 5, 10, 20. Oh, nice. Yeah. All right, so we've gone through about four or five already.

Yeah, we have. My favorite one is... Are you able to choose or just go through the rotation? I'll put it up to the camera since we're using cameras right now. Oh, there you go. Yeah. All right, well, let's hear them. I can't read that.

Oh, well, yeah, I can barely read it. You see, I'm like literally eating the sound effects. The resolution on the camera from your end, man. That's my favorite one. Oh, sad. cartoon. I got you back, Jeffie. So let's see if you can use all 20 of them tonight.

Let me see if I've got... Oh, I do it. I do have something here in this room that I brought. My new is home to studio. So you brought this little drum. You brought cultural appropriation, basically. A little bongo, I like it. Oh, I'm culturally appropriating right now.

Yes, you are. Please. All right. Have a nice day. All right. So we'll get to coronavirus and everything. But I have to talk about a television program that I watched yesterday. And it's called My Strange Addictions.

Nice. It was the top 10. It was the top 10 by Strange Addictions. Holy God. I mean most of these addictions they are not addictions what are they're they mental issues they're just mental problems they're not addictions they're just they should be people need mental help is these the people that's like eating toilet paper drinking gasoline eating moth like not like those

cotton balls you put in the moth balls so Did you see that one? The things that you just mentioned were not in the top ten. But yes, those are the people. Okay, okay, okay. So the top ten are, and I don't know, this is not necessarily in order until the last, what is this, the last three are in order. I remember because it was the last three that I went, okay.

We're talking about this. So then I went back and tried to remember the other ones out of the list. my strange addictions on TLC so before all right so back before the top 10 episode uh I come in on a show about these people called maskers now it's like the it's like walking dead the the whispers they walk around and skinned only it's they're they're not from real people

yet they walk around these skin suits and the suits are made from this family in Florida of course of course of course of course so it's a family

it's a family business that's what they do they make the masks and they make the suits and they make the breast sizes and the skin tone it's amazing and it's a family business now the dad was the genius of the maskers

in Florida. The dad was the guy who started the business and started selling stuff online, making the suits, knowing all the masking people, and he passed away a few years ago. So mom and the kids are running the business now. And the one son is the guy is like dad's protege son. There's another son too. He's the guy that boxes up. He doesn't go. He's got like, I just, I'm just, yeah, that's his job. So these people get these, they've got to do better job. You put this mask over your face and you want to be, these men want to be girls. And they put suits on so they have breasts and skin.

And they go, I mean, they just look strange. Maybe that's why the show is called strange addictions. It is the weirdest freaking thing. And of course, TLC's got to let them make them go out in public. Oh, yeah. You have to. Yeah. Yeah.

But the head mask, they've got to do something with it because it's you, the mouth is open. So you have the eyes and you have the mouth. But it doesn't move. You know, they don't have any glue or tape or anything that they put onto your face. So if you were to come up to them and go, hey, how you doing? Exactly like that. Like that? Exactly where that.

sound effect comes from. Yes, is that show. It's just, it's like a little kid behind the Halloween mask. You know what I mean? That's what it is. It's the little kid behind the Halloween mask. He's talking to you, but the lips aren't moving. And it's just like that. It is amazing. It's just really weird, man.

But this family in Florida bless their hearts. Yeah. Making a living. Making the American dream right there. For these freaks around the world. Now, on to the top 10 of Strangendale. That was not the top 10? Okay.

No. Maskers, that was just a separate episode before we went into TLC's Sunday Top Ten Strange Addictions show. Now, one couple coffee animas. Oh. Now, I've heard about those before. Yes, they work. They're not new. Yeah, they work.

They work. But right. Okay. I mean, who among us? Yeah, raise your hand. I've done it. Who am I've done three times? That's what I figured.

Yeah. But they are doing like three or four a day, husband and wife. They barely leave the house. I mean, it's like a 15-minute run, right? You got to make the coffee. They can put it in a bucket. Then they go in their bathroom and lay down and loom up. Loob up.

Yes, what you hear. And then they hold the can up and they give their coffee animal. And then race to the toilet. And my favorite, they're just addicted to the caffeine rush going into their body. So does this mean that coffee drinking it orally was not doing it. Correct. So let's figure a new way to bring it into our body. Yes. I mean. And we graduated to Enemus. Right. And for those of us I have not or seen or experienced an anima, can you? But you just said you. Yeah, but I'm looking at everybody right now. Oh, okay. And they're like.

Okay. I know. We're trying to help help the little man that doesn't, is. nowhere. Yes. I got you. Yes. I mean, it's a different input system going right in. I mean, they're doing two and three to a day. They're just not leaving the home. The wife says, it's good that we work for home. Yeah, no kidding. Yeah. And by the, hold on, you work from home and you need a coffee and Emma to go up there? What do they do? Other try, other those guys trying to figure out the coronavirus, you know, vaccine? I hope so. Because, I mean, there's, just wandering around the house going, I'm coming down.

I'm going for an animal. That's a nice sound effect. I like it. And the mother, the wife, she's, well, we could quit any time.

We just not going to. Oh, okay. Who among us hasn't said that before? That's an addict talk right there. You aren't lying. It is big time. Then we have the lady

who has a relationship with her blow dryer. Oh, well, you know, who among us hasn't fallen in love with a blow dryer. Jeffrey, those beautiful locks of hair of yours that I'm looking at right now.

That's blow dryer hair right there. I mean, I broke up with my blow dryer a few years ago. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah, I had to break. The breakup music? I'm quite sure if that's bad violin

or roosters dying. I'm not sure. It's a sad. That's what I said. Bad violin. So you just know what? Mental problem, right? Yeah, absolutely.

With the blow dryer. It's called Tinder or Grindr. I wake up in the middle of the night and I just have to turn it on and I put it under the covers. And I've woken up with burns out my arms and stuff. Well, duh. I'd like it and burn the damn house down. That's what she's thinking when she turns that blow dryer on that. Absolutely.

So then it walks. right and then we go into the the guy who has a relationship with his car yes it was it a red car yes oh i love him he and of course tlc you know it wouldn't be worth it if you're not breaking the news to somebody so he has to bring his dad over and tell him and tell his dad that he's in a relationship with this car. I just, I mean, holy cow. Now, that's what I'm saying. Blow dry relationship, car relationship.

That's a mental problem. That's not a strange addiction. That's a mental issue. Get help. Okay, and that's, and hopefully, and I guess dad did try. In the end, I guess a car boy did. How do you, how do you break up your son with a car? You sell it?

You have someone else? You know, you find him some kind of, he's a psychiatrist help. Take pictures of the car cheating on him. You send a PI. Yes, here's your car. Rubbing up against another car, that bitch. The other day I walked by and then your car honked at me. And so you should be angry.

It's your car. Absolutely. Because your car is trying to hit me. This is just ridiculous. So then we had the lady that has cat hair. hair. She eats cat hair. No, stop. You're done. And she licks her cat. Are you sure it's her cat? Is she looking her cat or is she licking her cat? No, she's licking her cat.

Don't use the quote. She's eating cat. You just the quotes. I just saw you use quotes. So which one is it? Is she eating the, is she licking the cat? Or is she licks the cat? Stop using her. Quots Fischer. It's the cat hair. So she does. Yeah. So mental. Yeah.

I'm in serious. That's not an addiction. That's mental illness. Yeah. Another mental problem. The lady snorting baby powder. Who hasn't done that? Wait, that's not supposed to do that?

Hold on. I know. I'm thinking those. Don't snort baby talcum powder? Yeah, baby powder. It's just, okay. Then we have the guy who is in love with the inflatable whale. The inflatable blow-up.

It's not a blow-up doll. It's a blow-up fish. But is it the one that you use in the pool? He's rubbing up against that. Is it the pool one that you said the pool? Or is that actually like a sex dog? No, Shamu. I think it's Shamu.

It's just weird. Yeah, it's mental disorder. It's a mental disorder. Thank you. Yeah, that's not an addiction. Like the lady who just eats mattresses, the innards of mattresses. Hold on, hold on. What's wrong with that?

Hold that. I'm not a mattress expert, but I feel like mattresses are very expensive. And just to have them to eat them, I feel like that is way too much. So does she have a... Well, that's what? Does she have a supply, like a closet full of... mattress insides or does she eats her own mattress and by the time that she has to buy a new one what is what what is this she's eating her own mattress and uh you know then it goes down enough that

she has to get to get a new one but she also goes into mom's house when they're there and you know just it's like she's just deep pocketed mom's mattress from the spare bedroom so is this is like you're about to lay in bed and all of a sudden there's no insights and just goes correct That's right. I was right. Do you remember how you used to eat when I was a kid? I'm not saying I did this. I just saw it done before.

But your mom would bring home, say, a gallon of ice cream in one of the cardboard containers. Oh, yeah. And so, okay? So, and you wanted to eat some. So you would open it from the bottom. Yes. And you would eat it from the bottom so that when you set it back in the freezer, it looked like it hadn't been opened yet.

So when you open it from the top, it was like a brand, new gallon of ice cream. Yeah, just to burst your bubble there, you already said this was you. Wait, what? Yeah, you already said this is. Yeah, because this is the story you decided to tell when people were licking the ice creams, the Bluebell ice creams. Oh, yeah.

So that's when you decided to tell the world that you open it from the bottom and then you're good to go. It's so stupid thinking that, you know, nobody will know. Nobody will know. But no one will know, though. Do they know? Right. And nobody knows until they start digging into it and then the house pops down to the bottom. The asker just goes through the hole.

There's only about an inch left that looks like it. You could be a spy, by the way. But nobody knew. That's my point. Nobody do. So then you have the, oh, the extreme plastic body lady, Lacey Wild. What does she do? She's got.

She really has some body dysphoria mental issues. I mean, she has got this, she's got these huge breasts. And the doctor, she wants to get them bigger. And the doc is like, do? What size are we currently? Right now I think that they weighed each breast weighed like a 12 pack of beer. So we're no longer on sizes. We won't wait.

Yeah, I don't even remember the sizes. Wow. And she's had rear end implants, and she also had an internal corset put in. Okay. So she's got, they used pigskin, and they cut her open, and she put this internal corset in. So below the 12-pack of beer weight breasts is this flat stomach. you know this internal corset stomach and then she's got this big rear end and she's got these lips and she's I mean she looks like a live version of the masker people

you know that are putting on skins just really weird and and her kids are like mom stop and oh so then we have the pony play lady okay and by the way uh by the way, a number of these people live in a state of Florida. A pony play lady. Pony play lady that wants to, you know, she wants to pretend to be a pony. Oh, she's pretending to be a pony. Okay, okay. Right, she wants to be a pony.

Her favorite part is where she's pulling the little wagon, you know, as a pony. It's just sad. And of course, she has to tell somebody in her family. You know, she's got to tell her aunt that doesn't know. so she shows up in her aunt's house in the back hair dressed up like a pony Camille is that you? Wait, Camille? No.

The best looking pony in the world compared to this lady, man. I mean to tell you. And then you had the lady, the number one, the number one, strange addiction. Number one, number one. Number one, coming in at number one, strange addiction. The lady who carries around her dead husband. Nope. Earned.

Oh, okay. And is now taken to eating her dead husband's ashes. I know. I know. Right. I mean, and she's close now to where, I mean, the ashes are going to be gone. There's only so many ashes you can eat. Oh, can I quote you on that?

Can I quote you on that? Okay. There's so many ashes. There's only so many ashes you can eat before hubby is gone, right? Completely. It would be gone completely, yeah. And the next thing you know, you're going to be eating the little pieces of plastic from the plastic bag. And then you're going to be eating the box and has the dust on it.

Hold on. She doesn't even have it on an urn? She's just carrying this little box? It's a box. They give it. If you don't get an urn, they give it to you in a box. Honey, put it in an urn. Don't put it in a box?

Oh, that is so sad. I know. I know. I know. So she's, you know, I don't know, bless her heart. I don't know what's going to happen when a puppy is gone. You know, I guess she'll just have to get another one and kill him. We'll be right back.

All right, let's go, let's go to the break room. I need a Coca-Cola Zero, even though we're in, you know, quarantine land. We still have Coca-Cola Zero. What are we animals? And I just want to say thank you to Texas oil, Texas fracking, the United States of America for making gasoline extra cheap now. I mean, I'm loving seeing that 170 or below a gallon for gasoline. That's great. Isn't it, though?

And it comes right at a perfect time when they're telling us, don't drive anywhere. Oh, that sucks. Wait a minute. Right at a perfect time. Don't bog me down with facts. Don't bog me down with facts. Don't bog me down with facts. All I know that I just passed in the neighborhood and it was like a 178.

so I know I know it's good stuff so one of my favorite stories from the weekend came from Andrew Gillum and it also came from the Great State of Florida oh big surprise

yes I was hoping you talk about this because I went to the website I went to the website what website the website where he got the escort oh okay well that was just a friend and I don't know what you're talking about with the escort that's an escrow. That's an escort. I put my address in just about a couple of guys around here that are looking

for a great time. And by the way, it was in his escort, right? The guy was just in the room. Right. We'd be thinking Andrew Gillum had anything to do. Right. They found fecal matter and blood on the sheets. Right. Okay. So he was almost Florida's governor. All right. He was the the mayor of Tallahassee. Yep. That big time Democrat across the country, Andrew Gillum. So he was found in South Beach in a hotel room. Paramedics were treating a 30-year-old Miami man for an apparent heart attack.

Two other men were in the room as well. Aldo Mayhas and Andrew Gillum. Now, Gillum was not arrested. You tell me that if this is you or me, we wouldn't be arrested. We would be arrested. We would be absolutely arrested. I know. And there's more.

It'll be Glenn Beck Radio filling host. I know. I know. So the reason he wasn't arrested is, look, he was in the room and he was too intoxicated to answer questions. So, you know, we just wrote up an incident report. I don't worry about it. Move on. Get out of here.

Okay. And look, so what that we found three clear plastic baggies of suspected crystal meth on the floor? What? No way. No. So what. You know what they... You know, who amonga hasn't had?

I know. Crystal meth in their bedroom, hotel room, whatever. With two rentals. Police did take... They took the drugs. I mean, the police. took, but they also said, you know, we're not going to make an arrest every time we go into a house and drugs are found. We found some drugs there, but nobody had possession of them.

Sure, they were in plain view and no one was in physical possession of those narcotics. So what are we going to do? Arrest people that are there? Stop it. I have a question back here. I have a question back here. I'm missing my hand. Yes, yes, yes.

Go ahead, Chris. Chris, you have your hand. race go ahead yes i have a question weren't we talking about a couple of months ago of a kid driving a vehicle and on the hood of his vehicle there was some uh poop that the cop thought it was drugs and they arrested him yeah that was from the great state of uh great state of Georgia if i remember correctly yes yes and uh that's correct so you're telling me that dog you know not dog i'm not dog like bird poop can be something arrestable but not actual crystal meth okay well first they weren't sure that it was crystal meth at the time it looked to be what they thought was crystal meth at the

time no one supports the police officer more than this show and thank you and no one what are they supposed to do they weren't sure no one was in clear possession of it oh my gosh what are you going to do you just What you do is you just confiscate it. You send everybody home or to the hospital, whatever the case may be. And you move on. Are you kidding me? I know. Because that is BS.

It sure is that. I'm sorry. That is the biggest. She's telling me you found all these stuff. And I don't care what he does on his private life with, you know, gay sex and all that stuff. Well, he was in town for a wedding. And I was sure it was a Thursday Friday night. and he was in town for a wedding and he doesn't do drugs

and he just came over to see a friend and you know I'm sure that's what his friend was saying as they just stopped by just to hang out you know who among us hasn't hang out with a friend like that thank you thank you we don't hang out like that this guy wow you know right

who cares you know you want to do math and party go ahead absolutely that's America but like come on guys like take out Andrew, whatever his name is, Gilliam, and put someone else, I'm sorry, that person will be arrested and it will be an investigation. Oh yeah. And sometime in jail. Yeah, oh yeah.

And he took out a statement saying that, I'm going to rehab. So you are taking responsibility for what you said? And you do, you are, you, I thought you didn't do drugs. That's what I'm saying because I might not, I'm sorry, Fisher. I'm not a rehab. expert, but if you have to go to rehab, that means that you have some issues that you want to work.

Normally, when you go to a rehabilitation place. Oh, that's what rehab is? You know, oh, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. You have something to rehabilitate. No. Right, you're not just, I know, I know. Rehabilitation, real, I can't even say the word anymore. Rehabilitation, right?

If you are knocking on the... Hello? Yes, is this a rehabilitation place for crystal math? Yes, yes. You have issues? No, but I just thought I'd stop by and, you know, joining your rehab classes and see how it goes. Okay, okay.

How long have you been doing drugs? I haven't been. I just want to go through your classes. Oh, no, look at the time. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, Andrew here. No, no. I mean, you don't go, I mean, you don't go to rehab places unless you have something to rehabilitate.

That's why you're going. But isn't that the typical celebrity thing to do? You get caught. You get caught doing something. Oh, I'm going to rehab. Oh, look at the time. I got to go. I've been struggling with this.

I'm like, dude. Dude. And, you know, I love part of the story. It's a very, when they're talking about a crystal meth in South Florida. And it's the police say is high product being made from Mexican cartels. It's a very customer-rich environment with all the different venues, events, and parties for people to enjoy themselves. I mean, the newspaper is crystal meth. We'll take the average party experience and magnify it to the next level.

Oh, oh, sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to. It's just incredible. I'm sorry, for sure. It makes one want to try crystal meth. I don't know. Or at least have a baggie on the bed next to you. You know, you don't want to touch it.

I don't. I've never done drugs and I've never done with someone that did drugs. But is crystal meth the rich people? How you say that. Okay. Because I don't, careful how you say that. That may be a lie from now this point on.

Okay. Because I don't, when I think of rich people drugs, I'm not thinking crystal meth. No, I know. I know. I'm not.

Meth is a downgrade from that. When I think of crystal meth, I think of Dogg, the bounty hunter on his TV show in Hawaii, in the worst parts of town of Hawaii, booking people for crystal meth. That's what I think of crystal math. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Really, I mean, all these drugs are just ugly drugs. There's no question about it, right? I mean, that's just ugly. But when you're right, that's what you're thinking of. But that's what they're saying is that now the cartels have upgraded the crystal meth model. And the clear crystal meth that we're getting on the market is top notch. So if you're having a difficult time, let's say you want to have a little party. Okay.

And you don't want to make it an above average party, right? Okay. You don't want to just have a boring old, regular get-together with people. You want to have a party experience. Yeah, yeah. You want to, and you'd like to magnify that feeling tenfold. And you do that with the clear crystal math. Right?

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We'll be here for you. I'm going to give you coronavirus numbers and tell you, on the stories and give you updates, but I'm going to try to, you know, ease it a little bit. Have a little bit of fun, just a little bit. Can we have just a little smile on our face, just a little? Okay, so here's the deal. Oh, excuse me. And so, YouTube channel, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher, my YouTube channel. First, I want to say thank you.

It's only been up for a little bit, and we're already over a thousand subscribers. Yeah. And that means that I can do YouTube live casts. What? I had to get to a thousand. I know. YouTube says, oh, thanks. We'll give you a free YouTube account.

Can I go live? Look at a time. Not until you get a thousand subscribers. So they put some, you know, but I, you know, thanks to you. And I'm not talking to you, Chris Cruz. I didn't do anything. I don't think I'm a listener and viewer. I don't think I've subscribed yet.

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And then I want to see how much you bag for that 1,000 subscriber. Just beg. So I would refuse to. Oh, my God. I wish you could beg for it. so how many time you said that you're like

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the Blaze Radio app, it may come in handy to uninstall the old one and install the new one. Or, or, or, or have a iOS phone and you don't have to

deal with that because the new app would just automatically update the older app and you'd be good to go no that's crap you don't want that you don't want that okay okay okay company's just doing stuff for you i want to be i want to know that thing what's happening with my phone that's right okay okay plus i want to spend a month really angry at the stupid app what's going on what's wrong with my phone I almost put out a new phone. Yeah, you should have bought an iPhone. Yeah, no, I've been a new upgrade, new Samsung. I really like my 9 plus.

Anyway, so, coronavirus, just incredible numbers happening all over the world still. Some of the China's numbers are slowing down. Our numbers, they're talking about hopefully our self-distance and our immediate shutting down of travel. will help with the spread of this. But on the other hand, I mean, it's really frightening the stuff that the government is doing. And we're just letting it happen. And I know it's for our safety and it's for our parents' safety and our children's safety and for our safety and for our safety. I get it.

But it's kind of frightening what's happening as far as just we're okay with it. Well, that's okay. It's for our safety. Really scary. Now, when you think about companies, like, you know, second cup coffee says they're going to no longer have self-served cream, milk, or sugar. It's going to be added by the barista. And they were also, what you let? And they're also going to no longer accept cash.

So cash is dirty, nasty. You want any cash? Now, that's second cup. I didn't even realize there was a place called second cup. I didn't know it was a first cup. But remember, I used to go to a place, and I think they're still in Florida and maybe up and down the East Coast a little bit. But Barney's made the best call. I loved Barney's so much.

But, you know, they're just, you know, gone now. Good luck. God bless. They've got their little baristas in Florida. And I think you can probably still order the Barney's coffee online, so they're going to be mad at me. Because we're not gone? What are you kidding me? We're fine.

Were they dressed up as a purple dinosaur? Oh, that's funny. Yeah, because it was like the Barney. No, they were not. That's why they didn't last long. Barney's. And just remember, as of, I don't know, today maybe for the next eight weeks, gatherings of 50 or, you know, any more than 50 people, you could be rolled over by a steamroller or a tank could roll you over.

Wait, what? Yeah. If they fly a drone over a crowd of people and there's more than 50, they just steamroll you over, man. That's what it's going on over there. Oh, they must have had 51 people. I mean, if you can't have crowds anymore, I mean, again, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I don't want anybody to be sick. I don't want to be sick. I promise you, I don't want you, your children, your family members, anyone getting sick.

but at some point we have to kind of think okay take it easy here come the jets man they are coming in seriously I gotta go holy cow they're sent

seriously if I'd be quiet they won't hear me download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts Seriously. I am.

Are you COVID-19 and out of me? Yes. Yes, I am. Holy cow. I need an apology. Anyway, as long as you're okay, I'm going to move on. So I want to make sure that you're all right. And so you are okay, right?

I can move on. I am. I am okay. Sorry. Because I know, look, just a reminder that we're broadcasting from our quarantine bunker called my wife's office upstairs. If you follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR or Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio, I know my wife posted a picture of the equipment on her desk.

I'll take a selfie and I'll post a selfie on Twitter and you can see how it looks to me from here. Riveting. Riveting. But I want an apology. Uh-oh. I want an apology from Jesse Kelly. okay all right he does a broadcast out of Houston

he does correct yeah yep he wrote an article and his article was apologizing to all the women's basketball fans that he had offended that's the article that I was reading by him okay but at the end of the article he

he says something in his article or write something in his article that I want an apology for because he does not quote me when he says it. Do you check for the bottom of credits? Oh, no I didn't. In the article.

It should be in the article. As Jeff Fisher says. Oh, okay. Here's what he says. I can't stress the importance of this lesson enough. Never give in to the outrage mob ever. Dana Lash. Hello?

No, what do you mean, Dan Lash is... Yeah, she's the one that said it. It has a pin on her Twitter. Sure, she's got that pin on her Twitter page. And sure, that's the way, you know, she goes my saying. Does he give me credit? No. Is it down here at the bottom under...

Does it say look at the bottom? No. No, the bottom is the best ways to stop a dog barking. The bottom is urologist. Try this if you have a large prostate. Hello. I know. That definitely gets a...

The bottom of this new neck... Thank you. The bottom is new neck massager device is an instant hit, but that doesn't look like a neck atone. Anyway, the... It's just, you know, whatever. Plus, I want to say that there's also an apology from the former CDC boss.

What do he say? Who was quoted this weekend as saying, it will get worse before it gets better. Hello. Hello. Thank you. He should be giving me love. You know, the wife also said that.

The wife also said that she said, it's going to get worse before it gets better, right? I'm like, yes, but don't forget to quote Jeff Fisher because that's his thing. He said it's going to get worse before it gets better. No one was saying that before me. No, no. And we have proof.

We have audio proof. No one was saying that before me to tick me off to not get credit. Now, we didn't get an email from one of our CTF influencers. No, we're not giving an ambassador shift. We're not giving ambassador shift. Those are done. I didn't say ambassadorship. I said the CTF influencer.

Okay. Now, I thought it was another influencer to try to become an ambassador. We were done with those. Coronavirus. Just calm down. Coronavirus. Well, first of all, we're, we don't. don't know that we're done with those.

No, coronavirus. We've put them on. Coronavirus. I will send out an email to everybody and due to COVID-19. You will send out an email to everyone, even though we don't know everyone's email. I do.

I'm not sure how that works. I do. Due to COVID-19, ambassadors shifts for CTF, we would put on hold. Because we can't meet. We can't meet. So we can't talk about it.

This person, Stephanie, is happy to be a CTF influencer. so don't make her mad. Good. Or him, whatever they're... Oh, I saw her, definitely. Which, by the way, next time, you have to send a picture in your email so we know how to refer you to. So, Stephanie, can you send in a picture?

As a CTF influencer, I feel that it's my duty to report what life is like in Disney world with COVID surrounding us. We arrived at Disney on Thursday, hoping for the best. First, I would like to report that Disney is well stocked on toilet paper. Next, there are some extra hand sanitizers stations around the park. It's not a ton. And there are also signs reminding you to wash your hands. The first day we were here, it felt like we were walking through a giant petri dish. So gross.

The good news is most everyone is washing their hands longer than normal and everyone has hand sanitizer strapped to their bags. Is that a hand sanitizer? You're just happy to see me. It's definitely, that was me, not her. It's definitely a different experience. This is what to be clear. I ought to have Stephanie think of, you know, putting words on her email.

You are always aware that COVID could be lurking on any surface. Boy, that's a fact. Absolutely. I mean, I went out, even today I was out earlier. And everywhere I go, I'm like, I was, here's the deal. I go to, I go into Lowe's home improvement earlier this morning. As I get out of my car, there's an old guy just finished. up putting stuff in his car.

He didn't start coughing. He didn't look sick. He's just an old man on chopping. I'll get stuff in loads. And he goes, there's a cart for you. And I was so close. Like, ooh.

Did you grab it? No. I know we're good. Did you grab it? But I took it. I did. You have it. I took it.

You have it. I hand sanitized it down. That's not bad. hands as I got it inside the as soon as I got it inside the doors because they've got the hand sanitizer, you know, the wipes and stuff right there by the door. You just touch your face.

You just. I don't know. And you just touch it again. I can't stop. Every and every time I'm standing somewhere and I'm driving. I'm sitting at a red light today and I'm just like, oh, it's just below my nose. I guess what's what I'm doing? I mean, I don't.

It's frustrating. It is. And then I go in, I pick up something at Walgreens, and I'm talking to the guy at Walgreens. And I put my hand down on the counter, and I think, what am I doing? Yeah. It's a habit. It's a habit. How many people have touched us now?

I mean, it's just unbelievable. Well, not just that. It's like when, during the president, when he was talking like on Friday or Saturday or Sunday, one of those two, they're like, well, Mr. Person, we saw you shaking hands. And he's like, it's a happy. That's what we shake hands. It's how we greet people. It's been built for a million years.

It's literally a habit to shake people's hand. And when I was at Walgreens today, the guy that I was talking to, he started to put his hand out, to shake my hand when I went to leave. And then he was like, we were both like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And we elbowed. Hold on, hold on. You shake people's hand? Yeah.

At Walgreens? Why are you shaking the worker's hand? I go there. my god fisher no one does that that is not a habit that is just you being weird no guy no buddy does that so you go to walmart and say hi how are you to the cashier too if i knew them and we're we're familiar with them yes oh this is so weird no no one does that do you actually greet the walmart greeter yeah oh my god no though he's not there for that It's greeting me.

You have to greet back. Do you shake his hands to? If you have to greet back. No, you don't. What does this say that? We're doing social distancing. That's the law. On whose?

That's a law. You don't. If someone greet you, you greet them back. No, you don't. That is a law. No. Yes. Yes, my friend.

You are not an American. If someone greet you and you don't greet them back. That's a European crappy person. No. No, because they kiss over there. Anyway, back to Stephanie. Oh, yeah, back to Stephanie at Disney. Which, by the way, I hope she's not at Disney because they're shut down.

It's different. Did she get locked in with Mickey? Maybe at the end of the email, she says, help, we're locked in. I don't know. We've got to get to the end of the email. Hurry up. You are always aware that COVID be lurking on a surface. Hands are drying out.

You're bleeding to sanitize hands are drying out and knuckles are bleeding from sanitizing so much. It's definitely a different experience. You're always aware. Yeah, okay. Other than that, it's been great to be away from home and in a place where people are still happy and not in reality. The biggest concern for us is getting the fast paths you want. I'm calling it the

Disney bubble. Hotels are remaining open, but that may change. Any unused ticket days have been extended to the end of the year. You can use it as credit for future Disney trip. No refunds on tickets. Lastly, I went on the Star Wars. It's amazing.

Disney magic. That's it. And she's back to, she said she's going to be returning back to Ohio. Ohio, you shut down. You can't go in in Ohio right now. Didn't know how you shut down? She said that she's taking the hotel toilet paper.

Oh, well, yeah, you have to. And the towels. I mean, don't take the towels. Take the towels. No, oh, you don't take towels. You take the towels. But do you know, this is a helpful hint for you, if you're thinking and say to yourself,

you know, maybe someone wanted to take towels from a hotel? You always grab a couple extra from the guy downstairs. Because then the cleaning people can't keep track of how many towels you have in your room. So you can always just accidentally put a couple in your suitcase. Just saying. Just a thought. I'm not saying, do it. That's illegal.

You can't be stealing stuff from a hotel. That could be the reason why your hotel bill is so high as people take it. This is a thought. Maybe by their things are priced out of the market because people are stealing stuff from them, but that's all. So we are shutting down cities now, right? I mean, that's what we're doing in. Yeah, Ohio shut down. There's a curfew.

San Francisco, I just saw the headline that says, San Francisco to lock down effective tonight. San Francisco is ordering residents to stay home. The city will legally prohibit residents from leaving their home. homes, exemptions are to meet basic needs, including visiting a doctor, buying groceries, or medicine until, are you ready? Are you ready to know when this lockdown stops, April 7? Okay, so the lockdown is, did it give it, it's from when, like 10, 11 at night until

6 in the morning or something? It begins at midnight, and the lockdown doesn't say what time it starts, but it does say that and on April 7. I see. So at midnight, but when is the curfew? No, you can't leave your home. Unless you go into the doctor, you go into gay groceries.

Wait a second. Or buy medicine. So they're telling people you have to be in your homes. Yes, in San Francisco. Starting at midnight. Tonight until April 7. Oh. Oh my gosh.

So that's not a curfew. That's a, you are in quarantine. You're in a quarantine zone. And then also says non-essential businesses like bars and gyms are to close. Banks, pharmacies, and other businesses that perform essential roles will remain open. Yeah, but they're not letting anybody out to go to them. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

The mayor urges the public. If you want to leave your neighborhood, tell him you work at the bank. Yeah, absolutely. Or I'm about to go to the bank. Yeah, I need to go to the bank. But, sir, you just worked at the bank before. Yeah, I forgot. I wanted dollar bills and they gave me $5 bills.

I mean, cities are doing curfews, right? And they're restricting restaurants and bars being open. They could still deliver food. Yes. Like you can't have customers. Yes. Like for example, check for listen to that a notification this morning is saying that only drive-thrus are open.

So if you have a drive-thru, you're good. If you have dining situations, look at the time. Look at the time. Well, I mean, you're going to have to hopefully just deliver food, right? Yeah. Because I mean, they're giving like Hoboken, New Jersey. You know, I used to live right next door to Hoboken. and they're shutting down 10 to 5, 10 at night to 5 in the morning.

And so if you go out between 10 and 5 a.m. in the morning, I mean, I guess they shoot you dead. I don't know what they do to you. What happens? Yeah. It says except for emergencies or if you're required to work by your employer. Okay, well, I mean, can you prove that? How do I prove? I'm just here, I go, on my way to work, are you?

Yeah, yeah. I need to show you my ID. We don't have, well, I don't have an ID that shows me that I work at the place. Right. And who's why I have to show you my ID to leave my house and go around? This is America, bro. It's bra. I just want to be clear.

All right. This is still America. It is. Bro. Bro. Thank you.