Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 33 | Holes in the Road

Episode Date: February 20, 2019

Jeffy opens with Space Force and ends with Holes in the road.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

United States Army, United States Marine Corps, United States Navy, United States Air Force, United States Coast Guard, and coming soon, the United States Space Force. President Trump signed Space Policy Directive 4, which puts in place the foundation for a legislative initiative that could establish just Space Force as a new military service. comparable to the United States Marine Corps. Yay! Now, we've talked about it before. This is a big deal for Trump, but it's actually, you know, it's kind of cool. Although we're going to have to come up with some kind of,

you know, we have the music for all the, you know, we have the big band music for all of the military branches. We're going to have to have like Space Force music, right? I want to, is it going to be the Star Wars music? Is it going to be, is it going to be, I'm not sure what it's going to be that we could have, maybe we use, it can't be Aerosmith, because they were part of the documentary Armageddon.

But we could have, what do we have? We have the Star Wars. Rocket Man. Rocket Man from El, oh my gosh, Elton John. Thank you. The Rocket Man for the Space Force. I'm sure that there's got to be some stupid space show that has

some music that we could put a band You know, Galaxy Quest? Yeah, maybe Galaxy Quest. What was the other one with Lauren Michaels from from the Ponderosa Bonanza? Yeah, it wasn't Lauren Michaels. It was Lauren Green.

And Battlestar Galactica. So we have that. We might just, you know what? We just let's just go with the coast to coast a.m. music. Not, uh, Dancing queen. No, not dancing queen. Oh, not dancing.

No, not dancing queen. Although, I mean, why not? But no, coast to coast has their, their music that's, you know, that's noble when you hear it. But I'll be fascinated to hear what the big band the music is for, uh,

for space force. So as your producer, I've done some research. And there's actually a space for theme song. ready. Yes, I am. It's already out there. I'm so behind the time, I'm sorry. Space, space is a war-fighting domain, just like the land, air. Just like the land, air. We have the army, the Navy, the Air Force, the Space Force. Uh, my new national strategy could be space, space, space, space. Pretty catchy. That's the word I was,

that's not really the word I was looking for is catchy. Oh, he's very catchy. We're doing a tremendous amount of working. Oh, we even, they even put Trump in it? And I was not really serious. And then I said,

What a great idea. Tremendous. Tremendous. Tremendous. Space force. Space. Space for space. Yeah, I mean, how long is this?

So, so, no, that works. I can't say much more. See, that's why nobody knows the second and third verses of songs. Because when they start getting into the second and third verses, you're done. You sing the first verse, you're good. Space Force. Yeah, then you're done. Nobody wants to hear about the ozone.

Demoson, tremendous. Ozone, tremendous. No. Did Trump say that hairspray is going to kill the ozone? Because that's what I was reading on the video. So bad. I challenge someone to come up with a better Space Force theme song than that. Please.

Oh, please. Whatever you do, please come up with a Space Force theme song better than that. All right. So yesterday we talked a little bit about the death of Carl Lagerfeld, world-renowned fashion designer. And I got a lot of comments. Who? Who? Are you kidding me?

I didn't know that until Melania Trump. tweeted it out. Then it clicked. I was like, oh yeah, Jeffrey talked about that. But then when Melania tweeted out, I was like, oh, him. So Carl Lagerfeld died. And I was really hurt by the people that didn't know who he was. I mean, the man had his classic dark glasses, silver ponytail, black clothing, the fingerless gloves. That's Carl Lagerfeld. When you saw him, you go, that's Carl Lagerfeld. I mean, he turned Chanel into a household name.

He turned Lagerfeld. I mean, my dad used to run around putting Lagerfeld foo spray out of him all the damn time every time you go out. Really? Yeah, the Lagerfeld Cologne. It's okay. Personally, the Lagerfeld Cologne, it sticks with you a little bit too long. I prefer the cologne that is there,

but it doesn't have a strong linger the entire day. Still there, but it doesn't have an overwhelming lingering all day. Lagerfeld did. You wear Lagerfeld. It's with you, bro. You wore Lagerfeld. It's with you.

Carl wanted it with you all day, and it was. I saw in the story that no one knew his age. Well, they said he was 85. Yeah, but no one knew his age. and they put that 85 because he never said he's age. See, that's why I like Carl. I know. And when I read that, I was like, huh, someone suffers from that here too.

Jeff Fisher, Doc Thompson was the same way. Thank you. I'm like, whoa. But I love some of his quotes. And yesterday I didn't give you any of his quotes because it was too sad. It was too hard for me to. Too soon. It was too hard for me.

But I'll give you a couple of his quotes today just to remind you who Carl Lagerfeld was. One of my favorite quotes is I'm a kind of fashion Nymphomaniac who never gets an orgasm. All right, he's always created. I'm sorry, one more time? I'm a kind of fashion nymphomaniac who never gets an orgasm.

Right, he's always creating, it's never good enough, it's always, always wants more. On photography, what I like about photographs is that they capture a moment that's gone forever, impossible to reproduce. See?

Love that. That's a good one, yeah. Never use the word cheap. Today, everybody can look chic and inexpensive clothes. They're rich by them. They're good clothing design on every level today. You can be the chicest thing in the world in T-shirts and jeans. It's up to you.

That's true. It's up to you. That's true. Make it work for you, Carl Lagerfeld. It's growing on you, isn't he? Yeah, he is. I know. That's why I loved him. He talked about reinventing new combinations of what you already own.

Play with it. Improvise. Become more creative. Not because you have to, but because you want to. Evolution is the secret for the next. step. I mean, that's what I do. Like, I'm not sure whether I want the plaid shirt underneath or over. So now I have plaid on plaid. And it's just, I'm just playing with it. You know, I just want to play with that.

I improvise. But you wear the same plaid every day. So you're not improvising. Look, Carl wore black. Carl had the look, the ponytail and the dark glasses and the fingerless gloves, way before Michael Jackson, too, by the way. And so, you know, I'm working on, I'm working out my Lagerfeld look. And this particular plaid jacket has been with me quite some time. So really, I just work with whatever other shirt I have. I just wear it over it as part of my. It's like a dress jacket and a sport jacket.

It's just a thick plaid shirt. But it really is a sports jacket. I wish this was a sport jacket. I would love to have this as a sport jacket. My last one of my favorites. Oh, two things. Two more quotes from Carl Lagerfeld. One.

There are not too many people with an opinion I care for. How many times have you said that today? I know, I know. And sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants. Karl Lagerfeld. I'll rest in peace. All right, so speaking of, you know, foo and cologne and getting yourself, you know,

putting your, putting your foo on to go out at night. I'm reading a story last night that talks about a couple who the guy is in trouble because he doesn't know he feels like an a-hole, according to the story. Okay. Because he's been dating a woman for a few years. She moved in. Now they're living together. Been living together for about six months. And by the way, I don't.

I don't approve of that. Don't prove them living together? No. No. This is, I mean, people should be married. Oh, that, oh, I'm sorry. Yes, yes, yes. You don't move into it until you put a ring and you walk the bride down the threshold.

Right. Right. Yeah. I mean, I've done it a couple of times and it just, you shouldn't. That's all I'm saying. What I'm saying? But apparently now, she is really showing off her body odor. I'm sorry? She's really showing off her body odor. She stinks?

I knew she didn't like to shower when we were dating. but I didn't know she only showers once every 7 to 10 days. We've had conversations about how I think it should be more frequent than that. Now, he says at least three days. I would say, and that's embarrassed. Now, a lot of girls, you know, before, I'm not going to get deep into the story here yet. We'll get deep into it. But a lot of females, oh, thank you.

A lot of females, you know, they don't like to wash their hair every day. Yeah. Okay. So that evolves into not taking a shower for two or three days. Okay. All right. You're still washing up and you're still cleaning and you're still putting your foo-foo on and your deodorant. And by who you mean the...

The Lagerfeld. Okay. All right. Just clearing things out. Just in case someone just press play on the podcast right now. I prefer... Chanel? No.

No, actually, no. I prefer Ralph Lauren. You know, I mean, I love Ralph Lauren. I love Ralph Lauren stuff. I'm a fan. In fact, I wear, you know, my favorite socks in the world are from Ralph Lauren. It's all I wear. But I prefer his clone better than Carl.

Sorry, Carl, rest in peace. But I like the Ralph Laurent better. But so I understand that perhaps you fall into as a female maybe, you know, getting away from that everyday shower. I disagree with. completely, but I can understand how it happens. Apparently she doesn't want to, I had to let her know that one of her friends told me in confidence

because it was embarrassing and my mother, friends have all said things before. So people are afraid to say something to her. Right? I mean, that's what happens. People are afraid nobody wants to say anything. You ever been around people, let's say, that have body odor?

Oh, yes. Or bad breath? Yeah. I don't mind coffee breath. Do you say coffee breath is bad breath? Because some people do. Well, of course. Any kind of stuff that's exhaling out of your mouth that stinks is bad breath. Okay. However, that is not what I'm talking about. I mean, there are some people who have struggled with serious halitosis. I'm sorry, what is that? Halitosis, bad breath. Oh, that's what that is?

Why are you even Are you an American In this country? Don't give me that whole that only Americans know that Anyway But what happens is you fall into this thing Where nobody wants to say anything, right? It's embarrassing.

You be the one to tell them. You tell them. I don't want to tell them. I don't want to be the one to tell them. Last year I mean you had this conversation. You tell them and you fall into that problem. So now she doesn't want to she doesn't want to shower more frequently.

It's not good for her hair, she said. I told her, hey, you know, I'll get you a shower cap. But she doesn't want to do that either. She doesn't want to do that either. So now she's on her that time of the month. Stop. Stop. Next paragraph.

So she adds another three to five. five days between bathing, depending on where it lines up to her showering status. Hey nobody got time for that. Thank you. So she's on day, you know, if you're that type of month starts on day seven, your break, you're shooting. You're getting into 11 or 12 days without a shower, right? Now, a lot of people think that he's the bad guy.

Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. not the bad guy. Is he stink shaming her? Is that what it is? Yes. You got to be kidding me. Take a bath, you nasty person.

Oh, wow. Wow. And by the way, don't take a bath. That's gross. Take a shower. Wow. Yeah, well, if you bathe, you're bathing in your own dirt. Now, bathing is for relaxation.

You don't bathe to be clean, really. You bathe for relaxation. Yeah. That's fine. I get that. I would say, here's an idea. Kick her out. Oh, yeah.

You're done. Because the story started with her moving in, which means that she's in your place. Yes. Now, we could go either way. You know, maybe they moved in together, and he just said we moved in. But either way, if it's her place, leave. If it's your place, kick her out. Have a nice day.

That cannot be. It's one thing. It's one thing to let the dishes go. It's one thing to maybe, you know, have a partner that's, you know, clutter issues, mess, messy issues. It's one thing to have, you know, you don't, you're not crazy about doing dishes. You'll leave the sink full of dirty dishes, that kind of thing. Chishis are nasty.

But when you start thinking about body odor and not keep, not personal hygiene, that's got, that's where I draw the line. they'll draw the line there good have a nice day have a nice day now a lot of people think that part of hygiene

as I'm reading this story I see one of the attached stories to it which you know of course is of course it's one of the great attached stories a lot of people are talking about whether it makes it okay to pee in the shower what are you saying I say yes

yes that it's okay yes good man of course it's okay I brush my teeth in the shower if it's the nighttime shower if it's the daytime shower I don't do that what makes the difference

night and day night and day well night time means constitutes the difference so you're taking two showers a day holy cow your water bill through the roof I know and I just saw it right now it's like $97

for two people so but yeah so night means like I'm tired I don't want to do like extra stuff every night yes and I take a shower.

Just before bed? Before bed, yes. And a shower, you know, a little pee break, and brush my teeth. And have you broken any new, have you caught any of new nuances with the new wife? No. I don't think she knows. Now she knows. So we'll see.

Call me tomorrow. Let's talk tomorrow. See, the problem is, here you go. All right, I'm going to tell you what they said in their little story about, about peeing in the shower. Okay. It's another story. No, this story was for it. Oh, this.

Okay. Okay. It's economical. Yeah. It's environmentally friendly. True. And according to this, it's more hygienic. All right.

It might sound crazy, but it can be cleaner than using the toilet. And it's better, you know, you're not using any toilet paper, thank God, which is an environmental friendly. And there's certain, like, remember Madonna. Okay. Said that she used to pee in the shower because it cured her fungal infections on her athletes' feet. That's just gross. I don't have athletes' foot, but that's just gross. If you had athlete's foot, dude, that's why.

I don't have athletes' foot. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Now, I would just say, look, people think, oh, being in the shower is so gross and nasty. It's not coming out of the shower head. Thank you. You know, it's not the water is still coming down.

It's washing down the drain. Now, you should not do it in a public showering place. That's gross. Who does? I mean, who, everybody's taking showers in public showers. I do. You're talking about it when I go to the gym. When is the last time you've been to a gym? Last week.

Stop it. Over the weekend. You have not been to the gym. You fit gym has communal showers. After you're done, I take a shower after the, I'm at the gym. That's, you don't pee there. That is no-no. I'm not showering at the gym either.

No, I'm a shower. We're going home. Really? How can you go home? You're all sweating gross. Hey, the only reason that you shower at the gym is... No. Looking for a little...

Oh, did the curtain remain open? I'm sorry. Is that a co-ed shower? It's not co-ed? What are you talking about? Do you wear flip-flops? I do. and you got to wear flip-flops right in the big showers.

Yeah, you do. You know, because they're all private, right? It's been a long time since I've been in a gym. Because, you know, during when I was, you know, during my athlete days, you know, 20s? Number of years ago. They were all, it was communal showers. You find out what kind of man you are.

I'll tell you that. Real quick. Real quick. It's like joining the, you know, some sort of military. Oh, yeah. You find out what kind of man you are real quick. I will never forget those days. Yes.

Thank you. Because you realize, ooh. I'm not the man I think I was. And I ain't never going to be. All right, let's head to the break room. I need a drink. I'm thirsty. I need a nice cold Coca-Cola zero sugar.

Oh my gosh. So good. All right, some of the headlines for you here in the break room. Ariada Grande has now has top three songs in the country. tied with the Beatles record. I mean, if you haven't heard the top three songs from Ariana Grande, you should leave them a listen because they are special.

Have you listened to them? I listened to everyone. What's the number one? It's just my, she's my favorite. Oh, but what's the number one? I love them. I love them all. There's not a number one song.

They're all great. Yeah, okay, so what's number second? No, I like the number second. What's number second? I'm not sure what the number second is. Number third song? So you've got seven rings. Is that number one?

You got to break up with your girlfriend. I'm bored and thank you next. Duh. Can you humming like the melody? Well, seven rings is my favorite. Okay. It's my favorite because she put the tattoo on her arm. It was the wrong barbara.

That was the wrong tattoo. That's how good she is. That's how favorite Arianna Gras. She's my favorite. Oh, man. So good. So I say, seven rings. Na, na, na, na, na, na.

That sounds just like it. Netflix cancels Jessica Jones and The Punisher. Yeah. All the Marvel shows are now gone. Have a nice guy. I think there's been reports that, why, what are you getting at? Disney's launching the own platform. Yeah, I know, but I don't know that that has to do with this.

I think it does. I think this just has to do with their power play of the Marvel saying, you know, you, you're getting big and your people loving you and think that we can't cancel you. wrong, weird Netflix, goodbye, have a nice day. I don't think Disney, those, good luck, good luck, man. It's going to be a tough task for these different entities

to make you pay 10 bucks a month to stream their stuff instead of coming together. They're going to end up having to come together. Almost like... TV network? What am I thinking about coming together?

Let me together. Blaze Media? Oh my gosh. Yes, Blaze TV and CR TV coming together and making Blaze Media. Oh, my gosh. How can I mean, that's just like that almost, right? That's what's going to have to happen. And so, you know, maybe you, you, instead of picking and choosing, like, which I'm okay with, by the way, I'm okay with picking and chooses.

Just let me pick what I want to watch. Let me, I watch that, I want that, I want that, and you charge me for that. And I decide. You tell me what I'm going to. going to charge me, and if I think it's fair, I'll pay for it. If I don't, I won't. But maybe you bundle them. You know, you bundle the app.

So it's almost, and that's what the cable companies say they do, but they really don't. But anyway, good luck. God bless. If you haven't seen them, you'll still going to be able to see them on Netflix. Jessica Jones and the Punisher. Punisher was good. Jessica Jones. We've got the Oscars coming up.

Remember, we're going to be on the red carpet for the Oscars, reporting live from the red carpet but I don't know hopefully we're going to get a chance to talk to Queen I know they're performing at the Oscars this year I can't wait to see them perform but I really hopefully they will come

by where I'm going to be broadcasting from on the red carpet so we get a little we get a little you know we're able to talk to Queen you know mine is Freddie Mercury oh Chris Berman I remember Chris Berman from ESPN

I know some of you're shaking. But Chris Berman, the guy who started ESPN. He's the ESPN god. Back, back, back, back, back, back. And JETES Jets. He's going to be broadcasting baseball now for some of the Boston Red Sox games. Amazing.

I don't know what's he? I mean, is he bored? You know, Chris, you want to broadcast the baseball? Okay. As long as I don't have to leave home. I'll just do it at home. Boston. Yeah, it's fine.

I'll come to the stadium and broadcast some games. No problem. Okay. Thanks. and one of the funnest things that's coming here this summer. And I can't wait to see the outcome of this. In New York City this summer is coming the largest inflatable theme park in the world. And I know what you're thinking.

Not that kind of inflatable theme park. Although we should possibly come up with our own largest inflatable theme park with the inflatables that you're thinking of. But it's the largest bounce house in the world for kids. We need to come up with our own, the largest bounce house in the world for adults. The Big Bounce America claims to be the largest touring inflatable theme park in the world and even broke the Guinness Book of World record.

We have kids got to get a Guinness Book of World Records. I'm so sick of people having Guinness Book of World Records, and we're not in there. It's a six-day event. Aviator Sports, July 26th, August 4th. It's going to be, it looks great. It looks like it's going to be a lot of fun. No knives. No knives allowed in the inflatable theme park, though. I mean, you get one big, and you could, the old inflatable theme park could be doomed.

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Best podcast ever. Thank you, Chris, for all your hard work. If anyone believes that that really says that about Chris Cruz, you're sadly mistaken. There's not a chance in hell that that actually says that. You don't think that? You know what? I'm going to tweet it out. No, no, no.

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Now, this podcast will be, I'm going to post it on Saturday. So it's a special DMV stories podcast on Saturday. So cool. And we've got a couple to share with you as well. We've got some outcomes of some other ones that we started earlier this week. And we most definitely have to finish those up. They turned out okay. You decide.

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put you to the top of the list or something. Yeah, I can do that. You could change their voice. Why couldn't you get them to the top of the list? Yeah, depends. Are they buy me lunch? We'll see you on Friday. All right, two stories before we get out of here today.

All right. I told you yesterday about the guy that died for the classic iconic World War II picture in Times Square. And he, you know, was kissing the nurse. And it was iconic picture. And he passed away. And other people tried to take it over and, you know, say that it was them. And no, no, no, it was my man. He fought for it and said that was me.

But now that statue has the big hashtag Me Too painted all over it. Disgusting. Will you stop it? She was not raped. I just can't believe it. It was just, just stop it. Now,

I just, no, I'm not going to go any farther than that. No, give me, give me a little bit. Stop defacing the statues. It doesn't make any point,

except that you think, oh, it's me too. She was kissed without her giving her consent, and it was horrible. It was the end of the war. They were all, celebrating. It wasn't a

we cannot go back and put today's limits on yesteryear. I'm sorry, it just doesn't work that way. And then when we finally get that through a few people's heads, maybe we'll be in a better place. For those of you that live in Mississippi

beat one, I've got a candidate that I want you to vote for. I can't vote. If I could, I would. And I may even try. I may just drive there and see if I can vote. August 6th.

Well, not in Mississippi. Oh, you can't be there for a minute. It's August 6, right? It's his special is when they're voting for the supervisor. Something in August. He says that on the ad. I know what. Steve's our man.

We should know. Yes, August 6. We should actually reach out to Steve. Well, you have to send a letter to his PO box. He doesn't have a website. We could find him. Okay. What are you?

I thought you were a producer. Find him. Get Steve on that. We need to talk to Steve McClellan. I want to see if he has more on his agenda. Now, this main agenda is fixing some things that are wrong in Holmes County, Mississippi. Now, this video is, I'll tweet it out at Jeff EMRA. I'll put it on Jeff Fisher Radio on Instagram and Facebook. But I want to play it for you.

And we'll kind of, there are some times when it's just video and no words. So we'll explain to you what's going on. And you'll appreciate it once you actually see the video. But it's important that you realize how much he cares about you and the infrastructure of Holmes County. My name is Steve McClainter. I'm running for a supervisor of beat one of Holmes County in Mississippi. When I was a child, I wanted to be a superhero. Who didn't?

I wondered what kind of superhero would I be today. Now, he shows up he's got a cape and boots on. Oh, he's got his hat to you. He's got the hat and the rain boots. Oh, he's got the mask too. He's even wearing a mask. That's what kind of superhero he wants to be. Now, stop for just a second.

This is his superhero now. He's the man. I wonder what kind of what superhero I would be. Cape, hat, mask, rain boots. Does he have gloves on? No. Superhero gloves? That's a problem.

He should have had some superhero gloves. Steve called me. And he's running down a road jumping over potholes. Jumping over these potholes, okay? Keep a skyscraper in a single bound to get these whole fix. Got to get these whole fix.

Got to get them fixed. What I got to do is got to be a superhero to get these whole fix. We got to get them fixed. Now, pause for just a second. Now, you can see that Steve is really concerned about the infrastructure and the roads in Holmes County beat one in Mississippi.

Now, if that road that he's on is any indication of the other roads in Holmes County, Mississippi, he's right. I mean, something has got to be done. Something's got to get the hose in the road. When I first heard it, I actually thought he was, I was mad at him because I actually thought he was talking about getting a hose off the road. What kind of supervisor wants to do that? Get a hose off the road.

Nobody wants a hose off the road, do they? On the road, you know, the one that people used to get to work and homes. home he wanted to get rid of those holes h-o-l-es and that's what i became when i realized that i was on his side so he's uh we're coming up on a part of this video that is probably one of my favorite parts of any kind of video ever on the planet in today's world there's a lady talking on a phone in a car coming heading down the road with the holes that he's on What the hell? What the hell?

Man, be careful. There's a lot of holes in this road. We got to get them fixed. Who are you? I'm Steve McClellan. Running for Supervisor of Beat One of Holmes County. To save you from all these potholes, they got to be fixed. And I'm so sick of tired of coming down these roads tearing up my car, they need to be fit.

And they go somebody like you for Supervisor B1 to get all these holes out of this road, and we want to be tearing up all out of his road. Thank you. Steve McClainter, I'm gonna fix these holes. They got to be fixed. Well, you got my vote. All right, ma'am, you have a nice day and you watch these holes because we got to get them fixed. Y'all watch these holes because they got to be fixed.

On August 6th, if I had the power of a superhero, I could get these whole fixed. Yeah, August 6th got a movement. No, I do not have super power like a real superhero. Oh, no. vote for me on the six you will give me the power to help fix these roads and buy me a new costume holes in the road always you go there's a hole in the road holes in the road holes in the road a whole lot of holes in the road a lot of holes in the road hole hand up your ride we got to get it fixed Hose in the road

Hose in the road Vote for Steve McClain This year August 6 Hose in the road Sponsored by Steve McCullen For Supervisor B-1, Mississippi August 6th Vote Steve McClellan

Tell me you won't be singing Holes in the Road the rest of the night Go ahead, tell me Tell me you won't be singing Hose in the road the rest of the night You know what? You can't You can't

Everywhere you go there's a hole in the road Hose in the road Hose in the road A whole lot of holes in the road A lot of holes in the road Hose in the road Tending up your ride We got to get it fixed

Hose in the road Hose in the road Vote for Steve McClain this year of six Hose in the road I'd like to tell you could donate to Steve just by going to

Steve mcclellan.com But you can't Apparently there's no Steve mcclellan. Steve has a P.O. and we need to well I'll tell you where you can send it you can send a checker money order to Steve McClellan at and donate to his campaign that's why I want to talk to Steve we've got to reach out and try to get a hold of him because we got to Steve listen I know times are tough with the holes in the road maybe you got stuck in one of the holes or something you didn't make it to the you know the building that sells the internet websites but you know we got to come on man it's 2000 it's 2019 okay it's 2019 we got to have a website

Don't. You're saying check her money order to Steve McClellan. Postoffer Box 143, Lexington, Mississippi, 39095. And thank you for your support. See, we appreciate it, Steve. But it would be much easier to just steve mcclellan.com or holes in the road.com. Right? I like that.

Holeson the road.com. Wait, so you don't want people to send checks to Steve Mckellen, P.O. Box 143, Lexington, Mississippi. I absolutely do. He needs to be in office. I say vote for Steve McClellan. But it would be easier for Steve to campaign if he could have access to that as campaign funds, say directly from a website donation. Instead of waiting for, you know, check, going to the PO box every day at Lexington Mississippi and seeing if, you know, seeing if there's money there. Checking in at the, you know, I mean, it's always nice. It's an experience to go to the P.

box every day, whether it's at the post office or whether it's at the PO box building, you know, in Lexington, Mississippi. But, you know, it'd be easier just to write to your account right from the website. We've got to talk to Steve. Got to help them out. Got to help them out. And I'll be damned if I'm going to Holmes County, Mississippi and tell somebody... Holes in the road.

Everywhere you go, there's a hole in the road. Hose in the road, holes in the road. A whole lot of holes in the road. Holes in the road. Hose in the road. Taring up your ride, we got to get it fixed. Hose in the road. Hose in the road.

Vote for Steve McClain of this year off six. Hose in the road. What the hell? May I'm be careful, it's a lot of holes in this road.