Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 332 | Criminals Wearing Virus Masks

Episode Date: March 24, 2020

Day 10 inside the CQB and Jeffy is ready to leave the bunker. Shoutout to all the truckers out there helping America. If you are a trucker please email us via [e-mail] we want to know how you are doing. The Chinese virus takes another one and this time is Harvey Weinstein. Do you believe it? Downgrading the internet coming to a country near you. Is shelter in-place enough to stop the virus. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now a Blaze Media podcast. All right, fine. Welcome to chewing the fat. Happy Monday from the COVID-19 quarantine bunker, the CQB baby. Welcome. And today, as you're going through your day and you're thinking, woe is me. And trust me, we're all thinking, woe is me from time to time during the course of any day.

Just remember that the astronauts of the international, Space Station have delayed their return to Earth. Now they claim their quarantine has a better view. Absolutely. But I'm just saying. Look at the time. I'd like to start off today by saying thank you to Glenn Beck. And I'm rarely ever going to say this in life. But I want to say thank you to Glenn. Beck, who finally saw the light today on truckers. He came to Jesus on the truckers. No one, and this network has supported truckers more than chewing the fat over the course

of any show, whether it was a Jeff Fisher radio show, whether it was chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher, I mean, I've done specials with truckers. And finally, Glead has seen the light. So I want us to say, thank you. Welcome, Glenn. Come on. on aboard, come on aboard. Truckers, keep this country alive. And I actually had planned on trying to figure out a way to help them. And he actually came up with a great idea today that, you know,

with using the churches as the truck stops. I like that idea a lot. I do. I like that idea a lot. Why are you looking like that? Oh, man. It's funny because I produced the News and Why Matters every Friday. you know, I produced that show. And if people were watching the News Why It Matters on Friday... You can't drag me away. I can't drag me away. Okay, so... The Friday News and Why It Matters.

I was, you know, they're... glued. But I had an internet connection. Oh, okay. Okay, okay. So, you missed it. I missed it. You missed it.

Yeah. Well, it's very interesting you missed it because Jason was on the panel. And he was really passionate about truckers. so he decided to write a monologue for Glenn for Monday and that's what you heard this morning it was Jason Buttrill monologue about truckers funny how that happens funny how that

how that happens but I did I do have communication with some truckers and I'd like to ask all the workers really and delivery drivers out there on the roads. Keep us updated on what you're experiencing. Email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com. You can message me on Facebook or Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio.

You can DM me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. Just keep us updated. Let us know. One truck driver has been keeping me updated, and I was communicating with their back and forth on email over the weekend. And one of my responses was, you know, watch out for the other guy. and her response was what other guy

I've never seen the road so empty last trip through Chicago at 5 p.m. didn't even require me to slow under 45. Stop and go parking highways are of memory. That's okay.

That's what I want to know. And she also, I asked to just keep updated what's going on out there and she said, you mean like Pennsylvania shutting down every rest area? the entire turnpike until the truckers and Congress forced them to remove the blockades to allow the trucks to stop there overnight.

Yeah, that's what I need. Vermont closing facilities, rest area facilities. I guess they put in porta-potties. That's nice, though. Right? There's nothing. Right. Nothing, nothing says, says, uh, keep yourself clean.

Then I put a ton of potty. Yeah. Yeah. There's no germs in port-a-potties. The portons. Those are clean, anti-bacterialized. Oh, absolutely. That's why they're blue.

That's why they're blue. The blue keeps all the germs away. Right. Yes, yes. Right. I don't know if this is the same person you're keeping taps with both. I love my favorite lesbian libertarian trucker road salt. She's out there and she sent me a message that she's actually, I'm waiting to unload at a grocery warehouse as we speak.

So she might be in my picture at the Kroger, warehouse. Yeah, she might be. It's in the neighborhood. Yeah. I mean, that rode up there. See, that's part of the, you know, when you talk about, we see that, you know, people, my shelves are empty.

Well, the shelves just haven't been refilled. Yeah. We don't, right now, right now, we don't have, we don't have a product issue. We just have a supply line issue. Yeah. We've got to get the supplies to the warehouse and back to the shelves. And because people are buying so much, it's, you know, that process seems like, oh, We're out of Prana.

We're just, we're out of that, that process has been bogged down. And people, because usually the shelves aren't empty after three days. And people keep doing this shelter in place. If you keep doing shelter in place, that worker can't go to work and restock overnight. Well, most places are trying to make that happen, right? I mean, that's what those are some of the people that are essential to, to the world. I know in Tarrant County, where we both live. Tarrant County, Texas.

And, you know, look, it's happening all over the country. I'm not knowing, I'm just knowing that I'm familiar with what's happening in my county, just like you know what's going on in your county. But they had their big meeting last night, and now they're saying that, well, you know, if you don't follow our rules, we could find you or throw you into jail for 180 days. Really? Really, you can throw me into jail for opening my business that you deem Nadison. essential. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. That's nice of you. Thank you. I bless America. Now I know that, look, I get it. I'm right. I know. I know. And anyway, thank you to the truckers and keep me, keep us updated. Keep the show updated on what's happening out there. Now, I'd also like to mention something that came to came to really bugging me this weekend.

Oh, no. All you board people out there with your, brighten up our timelines with the third picture on your phone. Let's brighten up our timeline. We've done the third picture on our phone. Let's do the seventh picture on your phone. Yeah, I love that. How about, how about, no?

How about, we do every picture? Everybody share every picture on their phone right now. Let's brighten up our timeline. No. Yes. Stop it. No. Stop it.

You stop it. I can't take it. What's your third picture? Show me your third picture on your phone. Show me right now. Show me your third picture of your phone. It tries to be insane. Two, three.

Oh, I can show you mine. All right. One, two, three. Now you want to, it doesn't matter, right? It's the third picture because remember we went through this already. Is it the pictures? Is it the screenshots? Is it the downloads?

Open your stupid album. It has all your stupid pictures. I'll click on pictures I won't click on albums or stories I'll click on pictures I'll click on pictures okay And count one to three So the third picture

One two three What is it? It's a video It's not a picture So I gotta go You know pictures or you want a video No pictures So skip that one

I go to the picture Those are all video shots Video shots Okay the third picture is What is it? What is it? It's one that I haven't posted yet. Oh, okay.

It's me wearing a wig. I like it. One of my daughters' cosplay wings. That's a good look too, man. What color is it? Oh, bro. What color is it? It's a hot look.

That's a hot look. What's the color of the wig? Brown is brown hair. It's my color. It looks good. Speaking of hair color. I mean, really, we're about three weeks. four weeks away from knowing everybody's true hair color.

Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. Oh, those roots are going to come. But for example, oh, barbershops are close in Taryn County. I know that. I was supposed to get mine on Friday, and I got the email on Thursday. Oh, yeah, thanks for your reservation and your business. And we've already taken your money, but we're close.

Wait. Wait, what? Okay. All right. No problem. By the way, mine is a picture of a meme that says, if you could sleep with any celebrity, who would it be? I'm also waiting for that one to live up.

That's a good question, though. That's a good question, though. Just stop. Okay. Just stop, please. It's okay. You don't need to brighten up my little timeline with the picture of your grandbaby. I got it.

Okay, your grandbaby's beautiful. And by the way, it says don't cheat. Everybody cheats. Nobody wants to put their true picture because I bet you right now. All you all, they're putting the picture with a granddaughter or the son. You shoot that's the third picture. Is it a third picture of you in a bikini, you know, doing some bad stuff on that mirror? And that mirror.

The picture you sent to your doctor of the sore on your leg. Oh, look. This is the soror. It's my video channel. What kind of cream do I do? What kind of salve do I need to put on my sword? Allo. Allo.

Oh, okay. It's always aloe. You know what? Another thing that really brought to my forefront, and welcome to chewing the fat, by the way. I'm trying not to, I really am. Don't talk about it. Don't talk about it.

Don't talk about it. Don't talk about it. Coronavirus. All right. It's just so overwhelming. You had to say it. It's just so overwhelming. We'll get to it.

But nobody really is talking about what if the internet goes down? Well, for example, on Friday, I was reading that the UK has downgraded YouTube, Netflix, anything that is streamable because everybody's so online right now that they are downgrading the quality of videos to 460 or so 480. whatever that I think it's 480 whatever it was yeah and it's not just the UK I mean it's you dude well yeah I'm sorry Europe but like but I mean that is big that's big that we'll do that here soon they'll do that you can't do that here and that's fine no you can't what that what the hell who are you what do you mean you can't do that I will be able to watch my favorite show in 8k oh god this isn't America anymore yeah you're right it's Hey, we always talk about the camel that broke the back.

Is that the last straw when they downgrade our internet? Instead of having 100, we're at 25? No, because they will say that, look, we know that, you know, we know you prefer watching watching your show in 8K and we're going to downgrade you and you'll have to suffer through it. But it's for the good of the internet because if you, you bastard, continue to want to watch it an 8k, you could shut down the internet. You, just you

alone. No, I don't think that's how internet works though. I don't... That's the way it works. That's the way it works. There's not like a room full of internet, like energy, like, you know, like solar... Do you know? Tell that

to the airlines. Tell that to the airlines. One phone has the internet out on an airline. You can bring it down. That's what they tell me. That's what they tell me. So you tell me that. The United States has a warehouse full of internet. And since everybody's home, including us, we're doing this show via the internet right now via Skype.

We are literally lowering the amount of internet inside this warehouse. To save the internet. We're doing that to save the internet. You don't want to be the 8K user that's just out of the internet. You don't want to be that person. So, I mean, we might as well. Crime is still happening across America. I don't have you know this.

No. What? I don't know if you know this. There's other things still happening across America. I know. I know. Now, there's the organized crime as already out there saying, you know, police are saying, well, you know, crime suspects were wearing virus masks.

You think? Duh. I wonder why. gave them that idea. Duh. They were wearing virus masks? Yeah. What do you mean by virus masks?

They were wearing masks. Oh, but you said virus masks. Yeah, virus masks. You know, like the medical doctor masks. I don't think that's what you... Or the anti-virus mask. There we go. Okay.

That's much better. But they were criminals. So they were probably wearing virus masks. That's what they were wearing. They're criminals. You can't trust them. Now, we have... Harvey Weinstein, our boy,

being shipped off, and he's in isolation now, which we called. Look, they weren't going to let him not be in isolation. Now, the reason he's in isolation, they're saying is that he tested positive for COVID-19. So just ship him off. What do you think? They let him loose.

They're letting everybody else out of prison. They might as well let Harvey go too. Just get out of here. impeccable timing. Right? And I don't know. It takes... So,

I want to track that bug. How did he get the bug? Oh, I know. I want to track patient zero from him. Who gave him the bug? Did he hire someone with the bug so he could get the bug? Or he doesn't have it and he just falsified the test. It's not like you're peeing on a stick to find out if you're pregnant or not.

Yeah, no, he just, he paid somebody. He paid somebody. He paid someone that already had COVID-19 to breathe on the test, or he just falsified the test altogether. So the common denominator here that Mniew can agree on is someone was paid off somehow. Yes. Okay. I like that.

I like that. I like that. Someone was paid off to make it look like he has the virus or he actually has the virus, but someone was paid off in either end. Yes. Okay. I like that. I like that theory. And I want to say this once again that chewing the fat was correct. Thank you. There's no way. And all you listeners that put it on social media, we know that we were right about it. I mean, Jeffrey was right. I was like, okay. Thank you. But you're welcome. There's a reason that you listen to chewing the fat because we're out, we read between the lines and we're on the cutting edge, clearly. No, but seriously, does he do, honest question. Does he have it?

what do you think probably I think he does have it and I actually do think that he caught it on purpose I mean he's an old guy now

he knows that if he gets it right he's going down that's what leads me to believe that it's the test was just falsified ever so often somebody comes and he yeah well and then he's also

falling like six times. He has a stupid walker. Like he hit his head. So he just had COVID. And by the way, too, it's like that testing was done so quickly too. How do we spare a test for a

prisoner? I don't know. So many questions here. So many questions. Nobody asked them. Nobody has them except this show. Yeah. Everybody just takes it for grow. Really? Okay. And I'm sorry. And, you know, I saw this on the conservative

Twitter and it got me really upset. There's a conservative Twitter? Oh, there is. It's freaking aggravating. Oh. And I saw this from a bunch of like conservative people just to serve. I'm sorry.

I do not wish COVID-19 to my worst enemies. We should not be cheering that Harvey Weinstein has COVID-19. I'm sorry. That is crossing the line. Yes, we're supposed to hate them. But at the end of the day, he's an older man that has maybe the COVID-19.

And if it's true of what people are saying that the disease does with like the chest problems and the breathing problem, that is a very hard way to go. Yeah. I mean, not only is the guilty verdict with 23 years behind bars a death sentence, this will be for him too. Yes. And we talk to our boy. Unless they let him go.

Yeah, true. Then he's back to the hospital and be a take care of. Yeah. And then we talked to that guy, you know, two weekends ago about, you know, transitioning life from normal life to prison life. That takes a toll. So, like, I do not wish anybody COVID-19 or any kind of disease because, like, yes, he maybe did something wrong.

He touched a little bit here, a little bit there. But justice is served? No, I'm sorry. No. That's not something to say. Agreed. We also got pictures released from the hotel room of Andrew Gillum and his party that took place in Florida. And you can well understand why no one was arrested for the bags of crystal math and the drugs that were on the floor open.

Because no one, they didn't belong to anybody. There was no name on the baggie that says property of Andrew Gillum or property of. of gay male escort. Just they have no names. Just get out of here, go home, get sober, then come back and talk to us. Everything's fine.

By the way, would you stay in that hotel room? You know what? Speaking of that. Just a side note from that. In one of the stories that I read about the evening with Andrew Gillum.

It was a great evening according to those sheets. The story says that he was, is inside the swank $220 a night hotel room Now I don't want to be Mr. Boogie Sound Mr. Boogie here

But a 220 bucks a night And it's not Swank No absolutely not Okay And this is just a regular Yeah it looks like a normal hotel room Regular hotel room

I you know Sure it was nice Okay it was nice hotel room Was it nice Well, the hotel room. I know. For a hotel room, it was just like a whole, it's not like you were sitting at the Bellagio in Vegas. Right.

Right. And I don't know that maybe, you know, there's probably plenty of rooms at the Bellagio, similar to this room. It's a hotel room. Yeah. There was nothing fancy about it. It's the Mondarin on South Beach. I mean, I didn't see the swan, you know, the swan sculptures with the towel.

I didn't see the chocolates on the top of the pillows. They're saying this was a four-star? Yes. Whoever, whatever commission gave this four-star? Oh, baby. Somebody at the mandra got paid. Yes, yes, absolutely. But you still haven't answered my question.

Would you stay in that room after seeing all the pictures? well sure it's not like they're going to leave it like that no I'm not saying in that room clean sheets and everything it was body fluid everywhere I'm sorry there was body fluid

everywhere that's what happens in hotel rooms not like this baby yeah I'm afraid so I hate to break it to you my friend but this is just one of the times when the hotel room got

photographed after all right so so you're telling me that 90% What percentage are you telling me Of bedroom Of hotel rooms Look like that after they're done with their guest

No Nope Nope I didn't even answer Nope I didn't even answer No because No

Oh yeah 10 10% Okay but even if it's 10 So what It's disgusting It gets cleaned Move on lay down and go to sleep and shut up

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are we considering this holidays now, the COVID-19 holidays? Okay, we can do that. We have the new season of better things out there. I don't know if you've been. been if you started watching that well you know another season of better things with what's your face you got ozark dropping this weekend heck yeah i went back and i know i went back and watched the last episode of season two and then i went back and started watch i thought well i'll just

watch the first episode of ozark just to get myself reminded i'm about four in you couldn't stop yourself you watched the whole day i know so good it was so good yes i mean i mean Incredible. It was such a great show. Yeah, the wife never seen it. The wife never seen it. So we started with episode one. And she was like, I hate the wife.

I'm like, ooh, here we go. Heck yeah. Heck yeah. She's in. She's in. I don't think this is a spoiler. But they could have done a better job on writing the wife role better. Oh, I disagree.

Right off the bat, you hate her. I know, but then she grows on you. Yes, but I don't know if it's because Jason Bateman is such an innocent actor. Like he's never played... But he's not innocent. Okay, but we've never seen him on that kind of role of the Ozark where he's playing innocent and then he has to be like this cut-throw guy. And then he tries to dow it back in. And I just wish they wrote him a better wife than her because I hate her.

from episode one. Literally, 10 minutes in, I hate her. Well, yeah, I mean, that's what they want you to.

Don't bark me down with facts. Don't come up here with you facts and bog me down. All I'm saying is Jason Bateman deserves a better wife than whatever they gave him.

That's the point of the show is why they show are cheating. What the deal is? Oh, hold on a second. Somebody's walking out in front of my house. Uh-oh.

What are the chances that the, one of the chances that the AC company is the most that's supposed to come to my home today. Zero. Zero. I just saw a guy walking in front of my house. Someone's outside. Someone's outside. Where's your guns?

Where's your guns? Where's your gowns? What is going on. So I'm in the, I'm in the, I'm in the, I have a, I have a window to the world. How, how secure is that CQB when anybody could just walk up to it? I'm above the garage I don't know I'm here This is a secret place

Hold on so your garage faces So when they start walk I'm sorry So your garage faces the other way So you can't see them go to the front of the house No I could see Yeah I can see that The windows the front of the house

So how are you above The garage Oh so you're facing Are you Have no idea what you're talking about Do you? Well maybe if you ever invite me to your home. I know.

So there's plenty of places you can watch streaming for free these days. I don't know why I'm paying for it. I don't know why I'm paying for it. I mean, places are letting you stream stuff for free. Well, I'm giving you like free 30 days or whatever. Yeah, everybody's giving free 30 days because of that light on the, that light at the end of the tunnel, I hate you so much, by the way, because you literally ruin all my hope. ever since Friday show

you have ruined the hope that I had wait till this show's over because I'm giving you a little hope now with the showtime and the Sundance now and Acorn TV and Sling TV and Stars and Vid Angel and Shutter

and HBO and Met Opera and you can go online and all the national parks have got their little tours that you can go online which is actually some of it's really kind of cool. By the way, do you think the zoos are going to do what you have been, you know, hoping for? Zoo Wars.

What do you mean? Remember, the zoo wars? This is a perfect time to test that out. Yes, it is. No one's going to the zoo. Zoos are closed. So how can we stream up some revenue here? Zoo Wars.

I'm all for it. I mean, they're already trying to stream. Look at we let the penguins walk around. That was a different animals. And it was so cute. Shut up right now because that was adorable. And I wasn't it though? Yes, it was cute.

I love it. That's what I said. No, see, but see, your tone of voice is so annoying right now. It was beautiful. It was almost as adorable as the third picture in your timeline on your phone. To lighten up my timeline, stop it. But I'm all for zoo wars. And look, we already know, thanks to you, you told me before we even recorded today that the company that delivers your animal food is not doing it, right?

Yeah. Because you can't, they're not essential. Apparently dog food is not an essential item. I had to go like a common to Walmart and buy my own dog food. Oh, man. How low of a person do you feel now? Oh, I feel like the lowest of lows. So now let's talk about that for a second.

All right. So if you are, if the stores, you can't get dog food, can't get cat food. Do you just open the back gate and let them out? Good luck. God bless. Or do you put them down for the sky? I don't know. Well, is.

Because I'll tell you. Okay. And then most people. And look, if you know what they've been eating, you could probably eat them. You know what's begun inside of them. Well, I know what my dog eats gentle giants, but Bert Ward. So you're good. And I sprinkle that rough green crap that, you know, I bought.

Oh, your dog's going to taste. They are in a very well-balanced diet, you know. So. Put that dog. I feel like it. I just put it down and bury it. Skin it, eat it. If that time comes,

where chewy, it's not delivering, and I run out of rough greens, the supplement, and I run of gentle giant. It's going to be a bit interesting thing. Nobody wants to put Fluffy down. So, and I get it. I understand it. I'm just, you know, I'm joking about eating it.

Not much. And, uh, it, uh, how you're going to, if you open the gate and let them out, if you open the gate and let them out, a couple of months from now,

you're going to be outside and say, and oh man, it's such a beautiful day. And around the corner comes about 25 dogs. And one of them is going to be fluffy going, I remember that. And you're going to have to either put him down or run and hide. So you might as well get it over with now. So you're saying kill him now and then eat it or just kill him? Either way.

If you're afraid to, you know, I get you don't want to eat. I get that you don't want to, you know, cook up fluffy. So, you know, you can just put it down and give it a nice little burial and you're good. And, hey, you're saving some of the money that the guy's going to give you. And, you know, you don't have to worry about it coming back and attacking you later. Because that's what's going to, you let Fluffy out now. That's what's going to happen. There's going to be packs of roaming dogs around your neighborhood.

And they will remember your ass. Oh, yeah. That's the one that stopped feeding me. And you're going down. And you don't want that. You know what? I'm saving your life. I'm saving your life.

Put Fluffy down now. As of this recording, chewing that from the CQB baby, we now have 358,823 cases of coronavirus. 15,000. Oh, I know. 15,433 deaths and over 100,000 have recovered. That's good. That's worldwide. That's good.

Now, the USA, the number is really generally. jump it up total cases. And a new case, as of right now, as of this recording, we have 39,389 total cases. But while that number is rising, the death number is only 467. So we expected those numbers to jump like that because of the testing. Yeah, because of Italy. What we don't want is the death number to go up. Yeah, and that's the thing that a lot of doctors has come on on Twitter while you,

are posting your third picture of your phone. A lot of doctors are talking about that. Yes, a lot of people are infected, but the number that we have to focus on, sadly, is the death and the ratio. I know. That's what I just said. I mean, do you want to say who doctors said it? I mean, I said it.

Yeah, but. For everybody who's watching at home right now, you know, it's like, a doctor, you know, it's up here, Fisher, is right here. Dr. Fisher. I mean, damn near even. You can't even tell the difference

about where the doctor was and where Fisher was. It was pretty fun. I was watching it. If we say, like, you know, Jeffrey is probably 10,000 feet, doctor is 30,000 feet. So, you know,

that's how we're going to fly. All I know is in airline talk, that's a near miss. So I'm right there. we are damn near equal that is true that's all I know so now we have uh we have the Donald Trump 15 day guidelines yes now that started on the either the 16th or the 17th of March right so today is the 23rd for those of you listening and watching live the March 23rd 2020 so we're at day seven or eight of the 15 day guidelines started on Monday from

So the 16 So again Like I said No but you say 16 or 17 Right because it was it was It announced it on the 16 Yes Okay

Which was Monday So does it count Did we start that Is it Or it's day 15 Did you go to work on Monday? Did you go work on Monday? You know what?

I worked every day That's what I do No you did not go to work on Monday You stayed at home and we recorded the show from... Which is still work, by the way. Yeah, exactly, but did you leave your home? Did you leave your home to go to work?

So it's kind of Monday... Technically, no. Technically, Monday's day one. Or day zero, whatever they call it. Okay. So we'll see what happens at the end of the 15-day trial. Look, the outcome of this is at the end of the 15-day guidelines. And we can talk, you know, the guidelines are what you've been told forever since the start of the coronavirus, right?

I mean, wash your hand, social distancing, all the stuff you're supposed to do. So at the end of that, then how long does he say, well, we've done this and we've flattened the curve a little bit, but we've got another three months? We've got another month. We've got another four months. I mean, we have, you've got Manuskin Who? Saying Munchkin or whatever the hell his name is.

Oh, the Singularary Treshery. The Tinkleberry Munchkin from the Yellowbrick Road people. Nailed it. He's saying until June. June. Right? Yeah.

Ooh. I'm sorry, can I quote you on that? Woof. Yes. That's a medical term. Ooh. I mean, holy. cow. And that's a little bit of what we talked about on Friday, right? I mean, there's got to be

Americans are great when we have an end point. A light in the tunnel? That's fine. Correct. And we're still in the tunnel right now. There's no light. We're kind of slow walking with their hands on the side. I see a light. I see a light though. April 3rd is the light here. in Fort Worth, Texas. It is a mirage. Oh, okay. So I need to drink more water. So what you're telling me?

I'm dehydrated. And they're doing, that's what Trump is doing, right? We're giving that end date because we are great. Americans are like, okay, fine. We're, you know, I have to wait until April 3rd. Fine, I'll wait until April 3rd. And then we're going to find out what happens. And then come April 1st, oh, I know we set the 3rd.

But we're going to go till May 1st, no, May 1st. And then come the end of April, and we're going to go, I told you, and you're going to be happy, happy with that three grand we gave you, all right? Shut your mouth. I thought it was two grand. No, that was a grand. Muntzkin is talking about three. Oh, well, he needs to talk to the president then because the president said a thousand.

Bernie said two I said four Keith said six then I said eight so the Munchkin is saying three can we get a right and then Bloomberg saying a million

per person you know so I'm more of a fan of the Bloomberg plan the million per person I like the Bloomberg plan a fan but now we have

look I was looking at us You sent me a site last night. It's the COVID Act Now website. Yeah. Did you see that? You know, it's the United States. It is incredible.

Now, all these states, if you click on each, you know, each state has their own, a little separate little link for COVID Act now. But what they've done is they've,

you know, broken up the states, but it's a three-month window. Okay? Yes. Three months. Three months, yes. From now until,

you know, the end of June. what happens and it's giving you the layout in your state what happens if you don't do any action if you three months of just social distancing three months of shelter in place how many hospital beds are available and three months of Wuhan style lockdown is what the state was what the link shows three months of shelter in place is the outcome that everybody wants yes but you're not going to shelter in place for three months. No.

Holy cow. I don't think, you know, Glenn was talking about this morning about before this crisis, people had, the average American had $1,000 in their savings. Now as the crisis, zero on their savings. I don't think America is ready for a three-month shelter in place, kind of locked down. No way. And the people that are ready, those are the ones that will have to defend themselves. We've got to work.

America's got to work. That's what our deal. I mean, Trump had us all working. Obviously, I know that he didn't have us all working. But, I mean, the economy was moving because we were working. America was working. And now, well, guess what? Shelter in place means you're not working.

I mean, I'm waiting to see if the AC company is going to show up in my house. I know, you keep looking at the door. I know. I'm going to go across the street and steal the air handler from my neighbor. Which, by the way, didn't your other house also have some AC issues? Well, yeah, that was called a no roof. Okay. I just want to see the common denominator here is you.

So what are you doing to your AC system that as soon as you move in, boom, doesn't work. and last time I checked most of the house the previous one I remember this one but the previous one had two ACs units and does your new home have a two AC unit Duh Okay Am I supposed to live on one Yeah like a normal American has

Either one or America I have one AC and it works fine just for me Now it's been off for like three months You never run it! I never run it no I don't even know if it works. Cheap. Thank you. I do run it.

I have to run it because I want to work. I do. I do run it for a whole day. One day is some full, you know, cold mode so I can, you know, exercise those muscles. And then the other day, it's on heat mode so I can exercise those other muscles. And then after that, there's a fan and then you'd be okay. Yeah. Yeah.

That's what I love fans and open the windows. Absolutely. Absolutely. Dude, yes, I took a nap and I could hear the birds tripping in my window. Wow. That's what the air. Amazing. It's the new normal, baby. It's just great. You know, their downsizing internet just went to the downsize your AC. Okay. So now, I'm going to show you now, for those of you that subscribe to the podcast, oh, you need to continue listening because I'm going to, give you a list of things right now that may lead you to the possibility that we are not seeing a light at the end of the tunnel. You know, yeah.

Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. I know we want to have a light at the end of the tunnel. We live for the light at the end of the tunnel. And it's important for us to believe that there's going to be light at the end of the tunnel. But right now, it, I know it only feels that way. I got it, but it does feel that we're in the tunnel and there's no light at the end of the tunnel. You know, we have so many of our leaders now, either, I mean, they're all being tested. And many of them are now saying we have COVID. they're not suffering. I don't know that we have, I don't know that we have any leaders actually suffering from the virus itself, but they're in quarantine, right? We have, you know,

Rand Paul, Mitt Romney, and, and, uh, Amy Klobuchar and her husband and things. They've all, everybody's come in contact with everybody else. Yeah, because like her husband came positive, not her, just her husband. But they're being kissing and touching. So, oh, I don't know. Are you sure about that? I don't know. I thought she was a lesbian. So.

Are you? I am sorry. But I thought she was a lesbian. Yes, and it was because of the haircut. They would have made a bigger deal about that during that. You sure did. During the race. Absolutely.

If that were true, who surprised you? How come she's not promoting it? LGBT agenda? Wait. Because she's not. But I was really going through a list of some things from this. Oh, I get emails with tons of lists on it, and one of them, the Morning Brew email, had this list today.

And it's uplifting. I mean, it is uplifting. Coming from you? Okay. Global restaurant demand is ground to a halt. Public entertainment has ceased to exist. The travel industry is fighting for survival. energy consumption is uh well they're actually some of the energy consumption they're saying is

significantly lower now uh you know i don't know why that would be all the businesses are shut down australia is shutting down i mean australia is completely shutting down and they're telling people they were pissed that people were saying uh yeah whatever we're still going to go to the beach and go out and go drinking and so the government got pissed and shut everything down no you're not And now, you know, just like Florida, although remember the videos of all the college kids saying, we're still here to party. We don't care about coronavirus. Screw that.

We're here to party. And now many of them have now contracted COVID-19. So how's that party going for you? Indian government, the curfew, Germany, Angela Merkel is quarantined. but she was just found did not have it, right? But so what? Spain. I don't even want to finish reading the list.

Because it's going to just take me around the world being bummed. I'd rather talk about, I'd rather talk about, you know, the, I don't know how many people, the 57 million Americans who are self-employed. Let's not forget about all. I mean, those people are starving now, right? Or at least attempting not to be able to starve. Yes.

Right? I mean, they're going to, and those are the people that pull America out by the bootstraps, right? We were told, become self-employed, become the engine of the country. And now we're just shutting it down. I don't know.

All I say, all I say is, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. Fisher might not believe in it, but I believe in it. And America believes there's an end to this. Yes, America does believe there's an end to it. And there will be an end to it too.

There will be an end to it as well. And you know when that will be? I wish we had some sound effects. Because when you are walking in that tunnel and you're going, oh, is that a light at the end of the tunnel? And it is a light at the end of the tunnel? the title but it's coming closer because the train is going to run you down

what the hell for sure I refuse to end the podcast like that I know I know so if you're going to end the podcast give me something good like for example what is going on with your girl what's going on with your girl what do you mean you know what I'm talking about what is going on with your girl in the bathtub

Madonna. She looked great. No, she did not. Yeah, she did. She looked great. She's been struggling, trying to perform for the world. She's had been in a lot of pain. And she finally had a way to sit in some warm water with some flowers and some skin

softener and tell us that it's going to be okay. I did not recognize her. I thought it was just like a weird online person. And then people are like, no, that's Madonna. I'm like, no, that's not Madonna. That's not Madonna. Madonna is doing private tours. Very private tours around the world. What is she doing in a milk bathtub?

I thought she looked fine. She looked psychopath. What's wrong with your girl? Both of your girls, do you have Madonna in a bathtub? She's wrong with Brittany. She's a psycho now. Don't talk about me and my social media. Then don't post it.

Don't post it. That's the whole point of doing it. I know. So what's wrong with your girls? I feel like all Hollywood, I don't know who was the tweet, but it kind of makes sense. Hollywood is shut down. There's no movies.

There's no production. Everybody, everybody. The craziness is starting to show. The craziness is starting to show. Yes, it is. Absolutely it is. The like no one is kissing my butt. The do-boys are not here.

The do girls are not here. I have to wait, I have kids. No, I don't have kids. When did I have kids? When did I have children? Why isn't the nanny taking them to school? What's going on? I have a house that I think.

I got a dog? No, that was the dog I did the commercial with. I didn't know that that was my dog. They all. I thought that belonged to the maid. I thought that dog belonged to that's my dog. Dude, everybody is. Oh, no question.

It's, so I think we're, like you said, did you say three weeks or three days from roots being shown? Now, we're a good three to four weeks because some people might have the hair dye underneath the sink that they could use. Okay. So we're three to four weeks and, you know, maybe I'll give you, you know, six on the outside to where everybody, we're seeing everybody's true hair color. Okay. I say that applies to hair color, Botox. That applies to all the lipos, that apply to all those injections. Then that also applies to the sanity.

No one is prescribing or giving, you know, prescriptions for. Oh, that's not true. No, they're not. Yeah, they are. No, they are. That's not true. Yeah. Doctors are still prescribed.

Dr. Fushi said, stop it all. No, doctors are still prescribing. You're still getting your medicine. Can I quote you on that? Yes. Okay. You're still getting your medicine. Yes.

And now, we may reach a point where some of that medicine may be hard to come by. But we're definitely, you're still getting your, you're still getting your prescription and stuff. And there's good news. That's light at the end of the tunnel. Another good news. The actors that aren't showing their craziness, Neil Diamond, William Shatner, they're all posting stuff trying to be uplifting.

Neil Diamond is posting, you know, songs going viral, which was, had me singing stupid sweet Caroline all day yesterday. A. Hobby Lobby, okay, we'll end with this good news. Awesome. Hobby Lobby, leaving its doors open as more than 90 retailers across the country are shutting down and Hobby Lobby is saying, no, we're staying open. Good for them. His founder reportedly told employees the decision to stay open was informed by a message from God

bestowed upon his wife while we do not know what the future holds or how long this disruption will last, we can all rest in knowing that God is in control. And since God is in control, I'm leaving my stores open and please come shop with us. So, that's good news, right? That's what I thought. Good news. And that's where we're leaving it. Music