Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 335 | Tony Awards Postponed, Space Force First Mission, & MyPillow is Making Masks? | Guests: Mike Lindell & Rachele Lynae

Episode Date: March 26, 2020

Day 14: CQB getting a little too stuffy, but Jeffy is still knocking out the podcast. Tony Awards are being postponed due to the Coronavirus. Space Force has it's first mission today so if you're in Florida be in the look out. Also Jeffy and Kris Cruz talk about how fragile is the space program. Tonight, MTV’s reality TV show, The Busch Family Brewed, will be rockin’ it out to Nashville singer-songwriter Rachele Lynae’s song “Out On The Floor.” The song will be featured on the new episode at 9/8pm central. The track is one of Lynae’s hit songs that can still liven up a place and get country music fans on the dance floor. In the break room we also find Mike Lindell as he gives us an update on his factory, since he decided that he will make masks for hospitals. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Oh, my gosh, it is a Blaze Media podcast. It's Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. Welcome. Yes, broadcasting from the COVID-19 quarantine bunker, the CQB. Welcome to it. Happy Thursday. I hope your schedule is getting better.

I hope you're figuring out your time management. I was reading an article this morning talking about, for when you have a video conference meeting in 10 minutes, time to get dressed. Okay, they're hawking, obviously, they want you to buy their sleepwear online, so you look nice. You know, you don't have to get all dressed up, put work clothes on. Here's an idea for you. This is free from me. We already saw the video of the lady going to the bathroom when she was on the conference call with her coworkers.

And, oh, my gosh, Mary, went to the bathroom because you forget that you're on, you know, you got cameras on. You just take the camera because you got a conference call and you sit it down and she takes a pee, she walks away. all you have to do all you have to do is take a picture like your favorite picture you know the one that you have posted as your as your Facebook picture

or the one that you have posted for your Instagram picture or your MySpace picture from 25 years ago you take that print it out cut it out put it on a stick and just set that in front of the camera

so you can still be in your underwear and you can just sit there you're live you're able to speak are you there Mary right here right here you can still type on your your screen, you just in front of the camera, you have the cut out of whatever picture you want of

yourself. You're welcome. I thought we already decided that everything is canceled. I'm sorry, everything is postponed. How we already decided that? Everything postponed. Just move on. I mean, why are I getting a headline saying the Tony Awards postponed? Uh, yeah? A, nobody cares about the Tony Awards unless it's the opportunity to get an egot. Anyway. What are the Tonys? Broadway yeah no one cares about that actually yeah Rosanne it's a Rosanne which one is the one that was doing the what's her face oldano Rosio O'Dano yeah yeah she's the only one that cares yes she's doing the fundraiser for yes that's right yes she's gonna make a whole $20 for the

Broadway play she'll probably I mean they'll probably do okay right she'll raise some money for the workers and stuff the rigors have the lighting guys the grip the best yeah the grip the grip He needs help. But we still, so, you know, I don't know why we're getting, we're postponing. Everyone knows you're going to postpone. It's okay. Don't worry about it. It wasn't a shocker.

But we are going to have a liftoff from Cape Canaveral this afternoon. Here we go. I know. The Space Force's first official mission is still a go. It's supposed to go off this afternoon. By the time you're listening to this podcast, it's either been launched, or they said, oh, it's too windy. I don't understand that to this day.

I lived in Florida. You lived in Florida. We have a window of three hours. Oh, look at the time. The wind picked up two miles. It's no-go. No-go. No-go for lunch.

Wait. See, you're telling me that a two-mile difference on the wind speed can throw off the entire rocket. Then we're not ready to go to space. We're not ready to go to space. You know how many times I thought that and said that? It's unbelievable. There's no way we're ready for space travel.

No, if we can't launch. And I'm sorry, I know for all your people that listen to it. Well, Chris, it's not the two-mile win. I get it. I get it. But you're telling me that a little bit of wind, a little bit of rain, it has to be clear sunny sky for like 10 miles. It just gets shut down.

Oh, there's a bird. Shut it down. Last time I checked, in movies, when it's time to leave Earth, they don't care. It's not like, oh, we're going to die. Shut it down, guys. We can't leave the planet. Those are movies. Oh.

Just movies. They're not in real life. Not in real life. Yeah. So that's it. In real life? No. a cloud went over.

No go. No go for launch. Abort. Abort. So we'll see how the Space Force does. So by tomorrow's broadcast, we'll know whether we have the first Space Forces launch or we had to wait for a new window when it's completely clear and there's absolutely nothing. Now, there's less plane traffic in the air, so we don't have to worry about that. Yeah. I have to worry about shutting down air traffic around Cape Canaveral

because that's already shut down. And I don't want to bring the whole show down, but. Because I need to ask you this because you've been right with most of the things we've been talking about in here. When is it when is it when Air Plus says we're shutting it down? Close. Are we close or are we close? No, we're close. We're close.

We can't because they're that since it's a separate, they're asking for money, right? Now, Boeing, I think, is saying they're not going to take the money, right? Airports are not asking for money. The airliners are asking for. Yes, yes. Right. Yes. But if the airlines aren't flying, then what's the point of having the airports open?

Where do the homeless people are going to go? What's the point of having airports open for people who are traveling? Like I said, where the homeless people are still? No, the homeless people are still there. Oh, okay. You can't go. You can't go. It's only for the homeless.

Which, by the way, the homeless called this. We talked about this in another show. The homeless knew what was coming. They knew. They had to. They had to know. It does appear that way. This is all going to be obsolete.

You know, we'll take A terminal, B terminal, C terminal, D terminal. Ooh, don't look at E. Do not look at E. And you just keep going down the terminals. Someone needs to. check the homeless people app and see if they all got special coronavirus techs four months ago. So what you're saying is just like Congress got the inside trading to sell their stocks, are you saying that the homeless notified, hey, there's a coronavirus, so go get everything

that you need about. I've got to go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Yep, just take over the airports. They're going to shut them down in five months. Just take over the airports. So opera is in trouble. I mean, we already knew opera is in trouble. So a voice professor, a renowned opera singer, is now accused of using Grindr app to solicit sex from student for money. Allow me to introduce myself.

No, no, no, wait, it was not. Oh, it was in him? No, don't stop. No. Losito's got enough trouble. Oh, hold on. No. No, this is David Daniels from the University of Michigan.

I mean, he's a renowned, you of course you know, David Daniels, the renowned opera singer and tenured professor at the University of Michigan. He apparently harassed 20 students, solicited students for sex. What professor doesn't solicit students for sex, by the way? And sent them nude photos. Ooh, looking at the picture of renowned opera singer and tenure professor, David Daniels, you might not want to send photos of yourself. just a thought from me really yeah I mean I'm you know whatever

you want to see you know you want to snap some picture to yourself go ahead I'm all for it but you tell me that this professor says hey Fisher look at this you're like nah I'm good after the first time sure there we go that's what I thought that's what I thought oh I'm looking oh I'm looking yeah oh but absolutely I don't turn away from that but after you've seen it you're like I don't get whatever stop bro I already seen it

Calm down. So they're looking to get rid of him. So there's opera. But now, there is, just for you, Chris, there is Placito Domingo News. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Flaccido Domingo. Okay. First of all, I just want to say, I love that clip.

That's one of my favorites of all time. I love it. I love it. In fact, just play it again, just so I can hear you. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Placido Domingo. I am in love with that. Okay, so he's been in a little bit of trouble, you know,

over the last year or so from the Me Too movement. But he now claims that he has coronavirus. Wait. So that is not good. Wait, wait, wait. So first, it was Harvey. Now is... Allow me to introduce myself.

I am Flathito Domingo. Can we check on Bill Cosby? Can someone check on Bill Cosby? Because I'm seeing a thread here. I'm seeing a thread here. friend here. I've seen a threat here, Fisher. Well, that now Placito Domingo is not in prison, my friend. But he's being accused and he's already a dirtbag and he already did it.

He is part of the Me Too dirtbag group, but he's not in prison. Okay. And by the way, is the COVID-19 slash coronavirus card, the same card that Caving Spacey used? Remember, because he said, He said, I'm gay. Guys, I'm gay. So what did we do? We all backed away. We didn't touch it.

No, that didn't really work, though. That didn't work for Kevin, though. Are you sure? I feel like he worked. Is he in jail? Is he in jail? That didn't save him. Is he in jail?

Not save him. No, that's right. He's not in jail. Has he been in charges brought up? Has anything in the legal system being brought up against him? Yeah. He had the case in Massachusetts or Maine or whatever. Which, by the way, he won.

And has that all thrown out. I mean, he won that. So, like I said. From the waiter. Yes. Like I said, is this the new Kevin Spacey card? Do I'm gay? So right after you introduce yourself.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Placido Domingo. I have coronavirus. Yes. Yes. Back off me. So even Bill Cosby or Harvey Weinstein. All they have to do is say,

allow me to introduce myself. I am Placido Domingo. I have coronavirus. It's over. It's a good defense. You have no idea how bad I want Bill Cosby to come to a microphone at the prison. We're awaiting Bill Cosby to get to the microphone.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Placido Domingo. I have coronavirus. I want that. I want that. right now. I don't want Bill to have coronavirus. No. I just see that happen. Yeah, see the excuse. Yes.

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whenever we decide. Sorry, I didn't mean to bring, you some PTSD back from that. Because I still, even though yesterday we talked about it, when I hung up with you, I was like, dude, dude. Right. I was pissed. I was pissed for the people.

Yes. A network, AMC, multi-million dollar company. Oh, no. We produced, post-produced things three weeks out. We didn't see it coming. So we're just postponing it, postponing everything. Wait. What?

Okay. Bill could double up his work two weeks ago. Look at the time, Fisher. I don't know what you think you're doing over there. No, you don't know anything. You don't know anything. Just dumb. So, anyway, subscribe to Two of the Fat.

And I also want to apologize to our listener test, our trucker test. he's a trucker he's not a shipper but whatever that's fine he runs a tugboat in fact I hope Tess now gets a steamboat tugboat horn on his truck that'd be great so you don't just hear the trucker horn you hear the

I want to apologize to him apparently I called Tess her when talking about his emails you did I don't need to be reminded. I don't know why you did.

Oh, you did. You did messed up. So he emailed me and said, I don't know what happened both Monday and Tuesday episodes of CTF dropped on Stitcher late tonight. Yeah, we knew there was an issue. We already talked about that. Thus, I only just now was able to be pleasantly surprised at hearing you read these messages on the show and unpleasantly surprised at hearing me referred to as a female.

Neither my anatomy nor my wives would agree. and he sent a picture of himself. Bro, again, just like the opera singer, you don't need to send pictures of yourself, okay? I get it. Allow me to introduce myself. I am classical Domingo. I already have already seen it.

I don't need another one. All right, it's all good. I got it. So I apologize. Now, I want to give you the benefit of the doubt. Did he say his preferred pronouns in his email? No. And his name, he signs it.

All right? It's because the world calls him tests. And, you know, I, you know what, Chris? Thank you. Thank you. So I'm not, you know, I take my apology back. Until he gets a tugboat horn. Until that happens, I'm taking my apology back. It's on hold. That's the way. It just has to be. It has to be that way. What are you an Indian giver now? Yes. Ooh, we can't use that word. We're, uh, what kind of giver are you? Can't use it. You can't be an Indian giver. Yeah. What is it? What is it? If you're just to take an anti-giver, you give something and take it back. Indian giver. Indian giver. No, you can't be it. No, you can't be an Indian giver. And by the way, why is it you're an Indian giver if you give something and take it back? You really just, you're a white man giver. The white man gave Indian stuff and then took it back. Don't bug me down with facts. Don't back me down with facts. I know the expression is, don't be an Indian giver. Don't bog me down with facts. or history here. We have to find. I want to know.

You know what? We're going to find out today where the phrase. In fact, we're going to just pause this damn podcast right now because those of you watching live just continue to watch the stream. Because, uh, yeah, please hold. Thank you for holding. Someone from the front office of Chewing the Fat will be right with you. Until then, please hold.

Your call is very important to us. Hello, Chewing the Fat. You know, I just wondering about it. Indian giver? Yes, Indian giver is an American expression used to describe a person who gives a gift and later wants it back or who expects something of equivalent worth in return for the item. No, that's not true. We don't think that anymore. We just think it's a person who gives a gift and then wants it back. Yes. It's based on cultural misunderstandings that took place between early European settlers and the indigenous people with whom they traded. So the European settlers gave the Indians something that the Indians didn't think was the equivalent worth of what they were giving to the settlers. And the settlers got pissed and started saying it was an Indian giver. When really, again, I go back to it's really a white man giver. It's a white guy giver.

That's what happens. It's what it is. I mean, we cannot say Indian giver anymore. It's just all I, we all know what it means, but we can't say it anymore. So don't be a white man giver. Ouch. So we should just start from the beginning. Hey, how are you?

So I need a Coca-Cola Zero. So I'm going to go over to the break room and get myself a drink a Coca-Cola Zero because I need one desperately. Yes, I still have them too, by the way. And I tried to order them at Sam's yesterday. They're out. It could be a tough time in America if I don't get my Coca-Cola zero. Oh, my God. Look who's in the break room.

Rochelle and I, how in the world are you? So good. How are you doing? Right. Oh, thanks for asking. I mean, I am so good. You know what? I have never been better.

I mean, I appreciate you asking. Do you really care or are you just asking? Oh, you know, it's hilarious because now when you ask people that, it's like, usually, you know, everyone's just like, oh, yeah, fine, good, good. And now you're like, hey, how are you? And they're like, do you really want to know? I'm not really fine. And you're in my six feet window. Get away from me.

I got it. So, Rochelle, I mean, even in the times of coronavirus and our social distancing, I mean, many performers are, you know, performing on their Instagrams and their Facebooks and. on their twitters and they're still staying in touch with their audience. And you're fortunate enough to have some stuff reaching out to your audience on MTV tonight, right? Yes, yes. A song that I put out quite a while ago, actually, it's called Out on the Floor is going to be on the Bush Family Brood tonight. Nice. I mean, quite a while ago, no kidding.

That was one of your first songs, right? It really was, yeah. How does it seem like ancient history already? I mean 2014, 2013, something like that? Yeah, yeah. You know what? It doesn't. It doesn't because that's one of the songs that has managed to stay in the set.

Because it's just like it's a dance song. It's like just such a fun upbeat. It's one of the ones that my fans tend to love. So it's ancient and yet. And you're so new. So it's going to get a little resurgence tonight on MTV. I'm sure that's exciting. How, yes, I was reading a little bit about your life before you became, you know,

Rochelle Linai, the superstar, the superstar American country rock singer. It said that you spent some time in Alaska. Talk to me a little bit about Kodiak. Alaska. What do you remember about that? Oh goodness. I grew up there. That was like all my childhood years were there. We moved away when I was 12 and a half. So it was like yeah. So that was like my entire developmental like most developmental years. It was great. Honestly like I don't think there's a better place to grow up because it's like it's separate from a lot of like pop culture and things like that, which is kind of cool because you get to kind of grow up without

those weird pressures on you. And it was very, Codiak had a lot of creative people in it. Not necessarily a lot of country music, but they were busy creating things. I mean, some of them were doing it probably just to survive.

Well, and just, yes, and just living up there, it's just inspiring because you're in nature all the time. You know, so there's a lot of writers and painters and musicians and people who just do it for fun, you know. So I grew up in that. That's great. Were you happy to get the hell out?

I think I was. At 12 and a half? I was ready to like, you know, be around some more people and have some for audiences to sing to. So what are your plans now that we're in the social distancing? I mean, obviously, you know, it's fun that you're getting a song on MTV play tonight, and, you know, it's, you know, be a little bit of resurgence and for you and keeping it out there, and you've got a new album coming out, right? I do, I do. And we are, we're planning to release the album as scheduled. It's coming out May 22nd.

And I have another single coming ahead. I've released three so far this year ahead of the album. and the last one was vinyl. It's one of my faves, but I don't have a fave on the album, to be honest. But I'm about to release another one on April 10th, and yeah, we're just going to keep reaching out online to everybody, you know, and everyone still needs music.

No kidding. Is, you know, still hungry for that. And so, yeah, so I'm excited to give them some music. That's great. And I appreciate it. I know it's so hard to, you just have to be in touch with your audience. in a different way, right? I mean, we can't,

we have to find different ways to keep in touch, and that's, you know, it's a good thing that we still have music. It is, and you know what, it's funny because I've always been a little like, uh, technology, you know, but like right now I'm like, oh my goodness, thank God for technology.

Hey, man, LaCelle and I, thank you so much. I mean, it means, hello, I mean, we're using it now and we're in touch with the world. Exactly. I love it. Thank you. I appreciate it. Take care of yourself.

Thanks for having me. Look who else showed up in the break room today. Mike Lindell, Mike, all over the news. You know, everyone knows who Mike Lindell is. I mean, the My Pillo guru himself. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Mike, how are you, sir? I'm doing great.

So everything's coming together here, My Pillo, for making these face masks, and we're very excited. So you decided that you needed to help in any way that you could possibly help. I mean, that's one of the things that makes America great, right? Is that, you know, we come to the forefront when we need to. Absolutely. And it was about three, four weeks ago, and I started being proactive. And I, because I do have a lot of sewers.

And obviously, and I started trying to find out, well, what can I make? What's available? Can I make cotton masks? Can I make our, you know, these whatever, N95, all these trying to learn this. Well, then I reached out to the administration and they already had this coalition set up. So they had this to answer all your questions. I mean, amazing. If it wouldn't have been for them. Well, then they directed me and said, well, because then hospitals were reaching out. Well, then there's all these different things. One of the hardest part was getting elastic that didn't have latex. I mean, there was a lot more to this than me. But fortunate for me, but the hospitals needed, I had that particular fabric. So, you know, I didn't have to wait on that. And we're able to react real quick. I turned one of my 200,000 square foot buildings. I basically in three days, we're producing them like crazy. So you have probably about what, three quarters of your now making face masks?

Yeah, I'd say even more than that right now. I'd say 90% right now for the making. Because what I did is I shut down all my other production. And basically I just have my shipping going and then my production of the face mask. And I also did another thing I took because there's such a need. I found out I have other companies. I have one in Forest Lake, one in Massachusetts, one in North Carolina, one in Connecticut. These guys all make part of the USA made stuff for my pillow like my toppers.

So all of them, I've switched them over too. So we're putting out a lot of face masks. Wow. No, I mean, I don't want to, I've almost got a tear to my eye, Mike. I mean, I'm still going to be able to get a My Pillow if I want, right? Absolutely. I'm always prepared for emergencies at my pillow because I view every customer is my only customer. When you order something, I want you to get it as fast as you can.

And so that hasn't changed. I'm really fascinated by the idea of the different parts even as a mask. You know, you think of the masks that are going to the hospitals as, you know, one thing. But it really isn't. It's multiple things. It is. It is. And there's different things, too.

There's seam allowance. What was the common size? How many folds? What's the thread count? Do you want it doubled over, tripled over it? And when I'm finding out a lot of the hospitals, because we're, by the way, if you're the public out there, we're not selling to any public. These are going to our health, our hospitals and our first responders and stuff. So these are the ones, these are the guys need it right now.

And, and we, and there was a lot to it where, and it was a lot of finding out, you know, what's, you know, what's approved, what can't you do? So I ended up the, talking to the administration, they said, Mike, if the hospitals are calling, just ask them what they'd like. So I basically, the hospitals that I'm dealing with, they said, you know what? We're going to. We're going to going to go with this design right now. And then they have other one they want to made. And I said, for me, I'm going to, I'm going to be, one of the things I learned through this is that our country, you know, 90-some percent of our medical stuff we're getting from China. Well, I'm going to be, I'm going to be one of these manufacturers. The president wants all this manufacturing in the

U.S. for, especially now, to be proactive for the next time something happens like this. And I'm going to, I'm going to continue to be a mass manufacturer. I want to get into a, going stuff that this doesn't happen again where we're ready here in our country that's fantastic and look i was talking today uh you know i feel like i feel like uh i feel like the world is waiting for america to make solve the problem and you are definitely part of the solution and not the problem mike lindel from my pillow you can still go to mypillow.com and of course i know that's we're not here to promote your book, What Are the Odds from Crack Addict to CEO? But I mean, that's out and that's helping the Lindell Recovery Network and your foundations

are still hard at work. And you doing this for the hospitals, Mypillar.com. Mike, thank you so much. I appreciate it. Well, thank you. Give the glory. I give the glory to God. It's being made it possible.

I'm just giving back. I want to help. I appreciate it. Didn't you coming on chewing the fat today, sir. Take care. Thank you. Oh, thanks. All right, well, you know we're going to have to talk about coronavirus.

I mean, you have to have some kind of update on coronavirus in every show, no matter what, in today's world, because that's just where we're at. So as of this recording, we have 74,982 total cases here in the U.S. And we went over 1,000 deaths last night. But right now we're at 1,078 deaths. Me personally, I was hoping to stay under that thousand mark, you know, until, you know, maybe we got through March. But it's still a strong number with so many cases and so few deaths. So we're, I don't know, again, we keep talking, but we're getting, I feel like we're getting closer and closer to a line of people deciding that they're going to go back out again. and I'm there.

I'm with you on that. I just, I'm still at the point of, you know, I'm quarantined here at the, you know, the coronavirus quarantine bunker, the QCB, and I have gone out of my home to go places. Swarm, swarm, swarm, swarm. I know. I know.

Drones have followed me. Now police officer pulling me over. I mean, it's frightening. The drones have not. The drones have not. fired at me yet oh they haven't no no the drones are now they fired at other people I've seen them firing at other people and I just plow through and don't look if you don't look at my eye to eye you're good just keep going dude yesterday I went to get the cable for

you know so I could play stuff for you and appreciate it all the time it's only a week and a half well like I said it's not essential equipment so they don't care when it gets shipped So as we were going to yesterday, I got an alert saying, it's here. Come hurry. But anyways, cops were everywhere, bro. From here to the best buy, it's a 15 minute drive if there's traffic. There was no traffic. It was 10 minute drive.

I saw four police officers. And not four police officers station. I saw four police patrol cars driving by. So they're out. And from the Best Buy to the Croix. to the Kroger, it's like another, you know, 10 minutes, another two. Well, now you know, and I know of the area that you're speaking of, if you were to just stay in that almost the same parking lot as the best buy,

there was another Kroger right there. Really? So you didn't even have to just go right there. See, but I don't know that Kroger. I know the Kroger that I go to. Yeah, no, I know. It's a big difference from the other Kroger. Yeah.

You know, beans could be an aisle too. here but then over there it could be aisle 6 and I'm all thrown off it definitely is it that the one that you didn't go to uh-huh in that in that area is a monster croaker I mean they they have a clothing line and everything oh see I would have been thrown off I'll be I'll be pissed yeah because I'm like I just want the beans in aisle two they have a separate I got to think about it's been a while since I've been in there they have like a separate jewelry store a clothing line everything yeah incredible with a crow a thing that Walmart But then, like, on that same straight way from, you know, that from my house to Kroger to best back, there is a, and I believe it's next to you, there's that neighborhood Walmart.

So I was going to stop there. But the problem was that I needed something that I don't know if that Walmart would have had it because it's a neighborhood market. Yeah, they don't carry. There's some stuff they don't carry. Exactly. So I was like, I passed it twice. I don't want to stop there because I know for a fact that the one thing. that I need for sure

is not going to be there so I'm going to have to stop again at the program. That's I mean not usually that you got to know what they have and that way you can get into that neighborhood one and get in and out no problem but there are plenty of things that the neighborhood one doesn't carry

and you're like ah come on this is frustrating so we did get another email from my man Jeremy to chewing the fat at the blaze.com by the way and you can participate participate. Anytime your little heart desires, just email me at chewing the fat at the blaze.com. And then you can do that after you subscribe to chewing the fat.

Jeremy titles his email, Stop the Nonsense. And not capitalized, but the first letter in each word is capitalized. Stop the nonsense. Hey, guys, for all that is holy, stop the madness. I've been in the medical field for 25 years and never seen such foolishness. So because everyone is home and not working, hospitals are sending health care work. workers home for lack of revenue, for lack of patients. I pray the president sends everyone 18 to 60 and an asthmatic back to work.

But asymmetric back to work. By next Tuesday, to fuel not only economy, but a huge economy, that's not going to happen. No way by next Tuesday. Although that's day, that's the president's first day 15 time, right? We can't, but we can't treat anything. If hospitals can't make money, I don't want anyone to get. sick or die, but that's why my wife and I and millions of others do what we do. What we're currently doing is worse than the virus, in my opinion.

I know. I'm with you, and I appreciate you, and he also ends it with praying for everyone. And I, absolutely. But I know. But there's still going to be, we're talking about New Orleans being a hot point now, breaking out. And that's going to be the argument of, well, it's hot down there and they're a break point. so I guess the heat doesn't kill it

well okay but they also had a giant marty gras party not long ago which is going to affect the numbers and the breakout in that area so I mean I don't know what to tell you I really don't well it's funny it's becoming more and more frustrating because you know you talk about we talked a lot about the light at the end of the tunnel and I'm still

You certainly have I'm still in there You certainly do want the light And you know Today I got a call from the no lady That I'm helping out Because you know she has Stage 4 cancer

She can leave They won't let her leave The senior citizen Leaving place And I was like What did you need? blah blah But like I called her

To shake She's okay if she's still alive And she said I was nice of I'm just tired Of being at home Yeah. Like I know I have stage 4 cancer.

I know I'm terminal. I'm in hospice. But before the whole virus thing, I was able to just go on my walker, get in my car, drive around, come back, and I felt normal. Now she can still do that. Oh, she can't leave the nursing home. She can leave the senior living place. Right.

So, you know, she's. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call it a nursing home, the senior living facility. I'm sorry. Yes. So she's like, I just, I was like, I can go pick you up and give you a ride. But you can't. But I can't.

Exactly. And then she's like, they won't let you. And I'm like, son of a gosh, darn it. Like I'm trying to help her out so much. Like, you know, I was like, what about, you know, look at the window. She's like, yeah, but it's just one win. I'm like, oh, shut up, lady, because I'm going to cry. Like, I don't know what to tell you.

Don't they have like a back ledge or? Yeah. Yeah. she has all that. Yeah, she has a... Outside middle garden area they can go to? Yeah, she has all that. Well, get the hell out there, then it's shut up.

She just wants to be out and, like... Go out into the middle garden area and the building and be quiet. Be such a douche. Oh, my gosh. If she could still get outside, if she has a way to be out on a ledge or, you know, in there, you know, most of those buildings... I do not want that lady on the ledge.

What's that? I do not want her on the ledge. Just go out on the ledge. the balcony. If she can't get out on the balcony, she could go, all those places have usually have a middle garden area. So go sit on the concrete bench out there at the middle garden area and shut up. I feel that if you were in this scenario, you'd be doing the exact same. I just walked the damn garden for the 100th time today. I'm done. There's no question about that, but we're not talking about me right now. So we also got news from New York. So we also got news from New York.

now in coronavirus news that uh and this is what's called uh i don't know right here on shooting the fat uh they're running out of dogs uh in new york no i know no no they're not running out of dogs they're running out of dogs to foster okay so everybody according to new york wants to have a dog in their life now oh yeah yeah yeah oh you know what that you know why that is why food Yeah, thank you. Thank you. That's what you.

You know what? We can't get to the grocery store. Dinner time. And you don't really, you know, I don't want to, since this New York, nobody has a gun. So they're going to have to actually, you know. Oh, that's going to be rough. I know. It's going to be rough.

I know. But I, you know, I get it. Oh, it's so nice. We just want the dog in our life during, during these tough times. Okay. Okay. Is that why? So what happens when the tough times are over?

Just like we, yes, just like we talked about. New York is going to be, and every place is going to be overrun by dogs, man. You're going to have packs of dogs running out there. They're going to be coronavirus dogs. COVID-19 dogs, man. Be careful. Be careful out there. I know you don't want to, that's what I talked about.

That's what I talked about not letting Fluffy out. If you can't feed Fluffy, don't let Fluffy out of the gate. Just end Fluffy right now. Because you don't want, you know, about fluffy out there running the streets with the pack of COVID-19 dogs, man. You just don't want it. And we had a question. I've been waiting to hear back from my horse whisper if horses can catch coronavirus. I realize it's a good question.

We've found out that dogs can't, right? Yeah, dogs get vaccinated for the coronavirus, yes. So, wait. Yes. Why can't I just take the dog vaccination? No, you can't, you can't. But dogs get. Wait, what do you mean?

Do you see you can't? Are you a doctor now? that's I want to know. I'll talk to my vet to see why can we use that. How are dogs being vaccinated for something we can't be? I'm sorry, no.

Humans first. I don't care if Fluffy gets sick. Fluffy can be out back coughing and hackin. Thank you. The human first. That's my motto. Humans first. Always. There's never a question

about anything other than humans. first. Wow. Okay. All right. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. I'm serious too. Humans First.

All right. There's still coronavirus stuff too. We have good news actually, not bad news. There's a company, Prisma health, who say they've developed a way to make one ventilator work for four patients. Hello, American ingenuity.

At least I think it's American ingenuity. Hold on. I'm giving Prisma Health. Prisma Health from North Korea. No. That's American ingenuity. But hello? I mean, thank you where that's working, right?

Is it American ingenuity? Yeah, it is. Yes, it is. Maybe the machine is an American, but, you know, the people that came up with the four. Don't bog me down with facts, okay? But at least we're doing something. That's why I'm saying.

See, the world, well, you know what? It kind of ticks me off, but again, but it makes me happy in the same vein. Is that the world, the world is waiting for America to solve this. Yes. Yes. So the next time that I hear somebody pissed about make America great, again in America first and screw you. Look around during this pandemic and look what's happening.

The world is waiting for America to solve this thing. And I can't take it. Yep. I do agree with you on that 100%. I feel like the world is like ready. Everybody, all the factories that or the everybody that makes vaccinations, all that stuff, they're just waiting for that code that gene. code that Americans are going to crack so that then they can just go and supply everybody else.

Yep. That's all it is. Everybody's like, you know, which is fine. It's fine. It's fine. You can wait America because America is what we're here for. That's what we're here for. That's why we rule the freaking planet.

Yes. But, and this is the big butt, don't come down our throat when our president says, if you're from China, you can't come in. If you're from the UK, you can't come in. If you're from Mexico, you can't come in. If you're from Canada, you can't come in. Like, dude, be bad. Dude, if the world is really there over, dude, yeah, now you're just pissing me up because you're absolutely right.

I know. The world is waiting for the gene coding to be complete to that our scientists, send it to the world. And then, even then when we save the world, because the light is right there. Now I touched the light. When you just said that Fisher, you gave me even more hope than Donald Trump gave me when he said, everything should be back tomorrow by Easter Sunday. Okay, good. I actually feel that that right there should motivate everybody to just shut up and let us do our thing.

I agree. I hope that it gets done fast enough before the tunnel gets too dark. I hope we can fire up that light and somebody lights a candle in that tunnel or something before it gets too dark. but you know I feel like we'll pull I mean we're going to do it right it's America of course we're going to do it

I know I know and that's what I'm saying but you know in the movies when you look at in the movies waiting for America to solve the problem and we always do right America does we did say if this is a movie what movie would be okay so

let's say we're in the movie right now and obviously we're not the main characters being focused right now okay we do not have the cameras here you know focusing on us what part of the of the movie are we in right now? Are we still in the beginning phase of the movie?

Or are we in the middle of the movie? Yeah, no, we're in the, yeah, we're, we're, we're not halfway through yet. We're still. Okay. We're still, we're still looking around knowing what happened, but doubting what happened. Okay. Okay. Okay.

So we're just like 15 minutes into the movie. We got, oh, no, farther than that. Oh, we're further than that. Farther than that. Okay. We're farther 50 minutes of the movie. Don't break me down. Is this a standard movie of an hour, 40 minute movie?

I don't know if you'd be able to see it. It's almost you filmed in 8K. So they've downed the bit rate on YouTube. So I don't know if you'd be able to view it right. But hopefully it's out. But yeah, you know, regular movie. A couple hours tops. Okay.

You're in a couple hours. We're 20 minutes into the movie, 20 minutes. Minute 50. After credits. Okay. Minute 52. I like that. A minute.

I mean, an hour 52. An hour 52 after credits. Okay. And then you say we're in about 20 minutes into the movie. No, no, no, no. We're like 25. 25? Okay.

Well, yeah, about 20. You're right. You're right about 20, 25 minutes. So we've realized the problem. We realize the problem. We have, you know, how we showed some issues. Have we said the, people are starting to struggle. Have we sent the scientists?

Have we been like, okay, here's the top scientist. They're the guys that, you know, you're going to go through. Are we there yet? We're just getting that. We're just getting there. Okay. I like this. See, I like this.

So we got about 10 more minutes. Okay. Before the science, before you see the rest of the world like, we're all dying. Okay. You don't know what to do. America better pull through quick. And then, you know, our scientists will pull through. Okay.

Our scientists will say, I've got it. Okay. And then we're saved. Okay. We save the world. I like it. Our 52 after credits, we saved the world. COVID-19 coming this July 4th.

And right there with, you know, the movie, COVID-19 coming July 4th. But I keep forgetting to talk. I want to talk about these douchebags, YouTubers that are licking toilet seats and licking goods. And there's another story about some lady who coughed on, you know, a bunch of food at the grocery store in Pennsylvania. They don't know if she has. coronavirus or not. Okay, there's going to be crazy people everywhere we go. Right? We know that. Absolutely. Absolutely. And the YouTuber that licked the toilet seat who now has coronavirus, do I wish him to have coronavirus? No, I don't wish him to have coronavirus. But he's got mental problems anyway. He has been on Dr. Phil. He's got he's a real

douchebag and he's whacked out of his mind. And because you had the one girl do it, he's just a copycat YouTuber trying to get attention. And so, You know, that's what you get. It's what you get. It's very hard to feel sorry for them. Are those the kids that were raised on this no bullying? Is this because they were not bullied? It's possible. Yeah, it's possible.

Yeah, because I feel that if, and I'm not saying go out there and do this, but I feel like if these kids were punched or bullied in high school, they would not do this. I will say this. I do feel that this particular and calling him a YouTuber is, stretch for me. Absolutely. Absolutely. But this particular person was not punched enough. I believe that. I do feel that. Yes. I feel like at some point, somebody held back a punch that they shouldn't have held back. I was punched when I was a little kid. My mom, I remember I would

never forget that day my mom punched me when I lied to her in front of like my family. I lied punch. I didn't see it coming. It was an uppercut. It was like, I was like, I said, here's the lie. Boom. I didn't even finish the lie. I was uppercut by my mom. Nice. And did I lie about that? Yes, I did, but I didn't lie in front of her. I remember getting spanked from my aunt. I spent a lot of time with my aunt and uncle when I was a little kid. And I remember hiding on her at a store. And I was hiding behind curtains and stuff. And I remember she had everybody looking for me and she was looking for me. And I remember watching her go by and I was like, you can't even see me. I'm like right here. What a dummy.

I'm right here. Idiot. And so at some point I see her coming down, you know, looking for me. I just stepped out in front of her like, I was right here, dummy. I didn't say dummy,

but I was like, hey, I'm right here. And Lenore right here. There you go. Yeah. Got my ass kicked. Wow. And I remember the lady. I remember the lady.

at the store saying, you know, and I don't even remember how old I was. I was a little kid. I still remember it. Maybe I just remember her telling the story, but I mean, I just know that I would, I didn't hide anymore after that. And I remember the store lady telling my aunt, do you think you want to wait until later to punish him?

And she's like, no, he won't remember. And so we're going to punish him right now. And then you have the Missouri Walmart, coronavirus liquor who was licking all the deodorants on the shelf. Another crazy whacked out of his head person. He's charged with the terrorist threat. They charged him with a terrorist threat. Good.

No. That's a little bit far. No, we talked about it. We talked about it here. Two days ago, we said we need to make an example of whoever decides to lick from the terrorist threat. Absolutely. And you know what?

That was not enough. That was not enough. That was not enough. I'm just saying that was not enough. That's not enough. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I just, I'm just saying that being charged with a terrorist act of licking the the ordinance at Walmart, you know, it's not enough. I just feel that we have not found the proper punishment of someone who is

licking stuff on purpose like that kid did at Walmart. Okay, and I agree with that. He could possibly be another person who was not punched enough as a child. Absolutely. I don't know where the line

is and I don't want to hear you. Not about to hit children. I know that. No, but, but, but I get it. But on there, yes, we're not talking about hitting the kids to hurt the kids. Because I remember I will never forget. Like I said,

I'm 30 years old and I don't forget the uppercut that my mom did because I lied to her. And everything after that, it clicked. You need... Now you know to stay out of arm's length with you lie to your mom.

There you go. Thank you. Thank you.