Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 337 | Was Judge Jeanine Pirro Drunk on Air? & Animals are Taking Over

Episode Date: March 30, 2020

Day 18 inside the CQB: Nothing says good news like the Olympics being canceled and rescheduled for 2021. What else is going to shut down since President Trump pushed the social distancing until April 30. Elton John iHeart living room concert didn't go as planned because Elton didn't have his piano at his home. More coronavirus update on the podcast as Kris Cruz and Jeffy try to find the light at the end of the tunnel. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now a Blaze Media podcast. Oh, that it is. That it is. You know which one it is? Chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher from the COVID-19 quarantine bunker, the CQB. Welcome. Happy Monday. How in the world are you?

Good to see you. I mean that. You look great. I decided over the weekend. And I haven't broke this to my wife yet. I was thinking that I should say I'm thinking about deciding about doing this

as I'm thinking that I'm just going to have the quarantine beard just let it go and I may just do a vote on social media to see what happens because there's no way my wife is going to allow that to happen

unless I just put my foot down and I mean I mean I am The man of the house. Right. So I think you can, you know how this is going to turn out. That's right.

No, really. You know it's going to turn out. Welcome to it. I've got good news and bad news all wrapped up in the same little story to kick us off today. Those of you that, you know, were bummed out that the 2020 summer Olympic games scheduled in Tokyo on July 24th. They were postponed, you know, due to the COVID-19 pandemic. That's the bad news.

The good news? They're rescheduled. Yes. Not only are they postponed, they're now rescheduled. We're going to have the Olympic Games, the 2020 Olympic Games in 2021. I know. It's the first time. It's the first time ever that an Olympic is held on an odd year, 2021.

Yeah, yeah. It's the LCQB Olympics. The COVID-19. We'll see if that actually happens. I mean, okay. And then we'll see if it actually happens. We'll see how many countries show up. You know, it's a year from now, or a little over a year from now.

We'll see. And we'll see. And we'll see. Now is the time. Now is the time for you to get your tickets. Because I was looking at a report that talked about you can get round trip tickets right now. coast to coast, 32 bucks. Nice.

I mean, they are dying and literally dying for people to get on airplanes. I mean, are you getting on a plane? Yes. Are you getting on a plane right now? Well, I'm about to get in a plane in about two weeks. No, you're not. No, like I said, I'm getting in a plane in about two weeks. No, you can tell yourself that, but I'm going to tell you right?

Now, in two weeks, noop. That's the height. We already know. That's going to be the height of what's happening in the United States as far as COVID-19. No way. No way are you flying. And I want you to. I want you to be able to fly to any damn where you want to.

But, I mean, the states are stopping people from coming in. States are, if they are arresting people for coming in, Florida is telling Florida, the state you're going to, friend telling people you're coming in. Yeah, you're either going to go into a 14-day quarantine right over there or turn this thing around. So I called the airport yesterday because I needed to ask them that question. And this is not their official response because I didn't tell them that I was going to talk about this, but now that you bring it up, I'm going to bring it up. And they said that, you know, yes, we just do a recommended, you know, self-quaranty, you know, self-quaranty

for 14 days. But if you're here less than 14 days, it's okay for you to leave. So we will put you on the list, but we really won't put you on the list because we don't have, you know,

the manpower to track the list. So like, you know, when we tell you that you're going to be self-quarantine, you know, but if you're here for like a weekend like you are, yeah, just flying and fly out and you'll be fine. Right.

and then again I say airport closed turn around sorry you know what this airport is closed there's an airport open up the road about 10 miles you can get in if they let you end go ahead and you get out of here

I feel like that's coming I feel like that's coming again again it's America bro I know you don't tell me you don't tell me what to do I agree 100% you know that

I agree 1,000. I agree 1,000% 10,000% we talked about it on this show before you can't be this is America you're going to tell me I can't go from a city you I brought this up on Friday on Pat Grey on Lee when they were talking about

where Trump was saying President Trump was saying that they were going to start looking at because he's got he's trying to let us have light at the end of the tunnel he's trying to be Chris Cruz. He wants us to have light at the end of the tunnel. He has to. He's the president, right? He's got to keep the country together. He's got to let people know there is light at the tunnel, which is why he did his 15-day plan. And then he, last night,

all right, another 30. And in halfway about 10 days into the 15-day plan, he goes, yeah, boy, it'd be great to get this thing back wide open on Easter, wouldn't it? Last night. All right, another 30 days. So in two weeks now, week and a half, he can go, I'd like to get this bad bad boy back open, you know, June. I'm telling July 4th. I'm right. So that's my next question. That's my next question.

Do you still say July 4? I think so. I think so. I think July 4th. No. But what I'm saying is, okay, so we're talking about how Donald Trump is saying he wants to start looking at areas that are not impact areas, okay, and start opening those back up. Great. What if I'm here in Fort Worth, Texas, where I'm broadcasting from, and Fort Worth is a medium impact city, because Dallas is pretty hot, a hot impact zone. And I say, and Donald Trump says, well, you know what, we're going to open up. Businesses in Tulsa, Oklahoma can open up, or Oklahoma City, whatever. You know, a city in Oklahoma, which is, you know, a couple, two, three hours from here. And I say, you know what?

I'm going to either pack up my family or I'm going to leave my family here and I'm going to go to Tulsa and open up a business and start making some money so that my family can freaking eat in Fort Worth. They're going to let me go. And we find out, you know, people leaving New York, they turn this thing around or, you know, we're going to shoot you. Now, nobody said that that they're going to shoot you, but they're putting people in quarantine or they're telling people they can't come in the state and they're turning them around. But that one I understand, though, I understand why New York is doing it. Oh, well, that's good. That's good. I'm me too. Me too. I understand too, because it's for the safety of the children.

And it's important that we keep everybody safe. And I mean, sure, if a church has a few people show up, we're going to shut them down forever. Sure. It's just a church or a synagogue. Don't worry about it. What are you doing gathering up anyway? I know that, Chris. I know that.

I get it. I get it. But I can't continue to talk about this. It's just going to make me, you want a good story? Let me give you a good story. Little girl playing in the backyard. Four-year-old VAT or VAT or whatever the hell her name is.

V-A-D-I-E, little redhead kid running around in the backyard. She decides that, uh, hey, mom and dad aren't here. and the person watching me isn't really watching me, so I'm going to take my dog and wander off into the wood. I'll forget, I did tell you it was going to be a good story. So she wanders off in the woods, and after a couple hours, the person, or a little bit of eventually some kind of time.

I don't know how long it was. The person that was supposed to be watching, the little girl went, hey, where did that little kid go with the red hair that I was supposed to be watching for the family? Is they're out running around? Oh, no. She's gone.

Oh, no. Well, so we called 9-1-1. And within hours, 400 volunteers, two helicopters, a canine search of teams. They're out scouring the woods looking for this little girl. Nightfall, still found the girl. Next day, search for the girl. Still haven't found the girl. Next morning, walking along a road, they hear a dog bark, about a mile away from the house.

Little girl's sleeping off to the side of the road with the dog. She was fine. 48 hours later, she was fine. She was just like, wow, there's a lot of people here. Why is there a lot of people here? So, I mean, so good things can still happen in today's world. Little girl was just out wandering around with her dog in the woods. She was excited.

She couldn't wait to tell her mommy about the two nights she spent out in the woods. Huh? Come on. That's good news. So Saturday, I'm sitting inside the house, you know, like millions of other Americans in the quarantine. So I'm trying to, I think I left the house on Friday for a little bit of my car, I haven't left my house in quite some time. I did walk out on the back porch a couple times this weekend.

So my wife and I are sitting in the bedroom talking, and my wife is going, I wonder, there's no ice cream. We haven't heard any ice cream trucks. I mean, there's another business or shutting down. It's a food business. There's a good. You've got to be out there on the roads. And I got me thinking about, you know, I remember ice cream guys as a kid

pushing a little cart around. You know, they just run all summer long, all summer long. It was pushing that damn card around selling ice cream. And I thought, yeah, you know, I wonder why we haven't had, why we haven't seen that. Not five minutes later, my kids come running into the bedroom saying the ice cream man is coming down the street. We need some cash. I told them get a freaking job. You can get them, you can pay for some ice cream.

And then my wife gave him money. And I thought they were joking at first because I thought they had heard us talking and they just thought they were going to come in and run in the ice cream man There he is in the neighborhood So since I was going to keep social distancing I'm not going to go outside and talk to the guy but my wife did And this guy Dennis Stewart of Teeks North Fort Worth He just said look he has an ice cream store. He's doing all his events and fundraisers and stuff are

gone. Right? I mean, they're done. Yes. I don't know what music. I don't know what music Dennis was playing. But it might have been that. You can T-I-G-I-Z.com

I give me the website because if he comes back through the neighborhood, I can get free ice cream. And oh, no, that would be illegal. We can't do that. It's just a joke. Stop. it. Now, I thought but I mean, why not?

Right? He's got to be out there. I'm sorry, but if I assume truck is playing that? No. Yeah, you're not. Why is it actually going out and getting ice cream from that guy? You're going to just let him go by. It's like a clown bringing sad music to your party.

What? Yeah, you're not going up to don't go out there. Let them just go by. Let them go by. But I thought, you know, why not? We've got strippers bringing delivering food to people. Why can't the ice cream man come through the neighborhood? And so that's going to be the new...

I'd better not say that out loud. Say it. Nope. New, new, new, no, new, no, no, no, no. Not going to say that. I might talk about it later when I talk about the mafia. So did you catch Elton John last night? No.

With his Elton John's concert benefiting those fighting coronavirus this weekend. It was Sunday. aired up on Fox. It was the Iheart Living Room concert for America. It was great. We talked about it on Friday, talked about how it was going to be so cool to have Alicia Keys, Billy Ily's, Backstreet Boys, Tim McGraw, Billy Joe Armstrong, Mariah Carey, and more. And Elton was going to be there and he was going to do his little Elton song. No, I did not watch it. He was going to do his little Elton song. Well, I just looked it up and according to A Heart Radio on YouTube, it's still going.

We're using their masks, gowns, and shields to get their... Where is my Elton John music? He was going to play his little Elton John song? I was going to do that, but I got distracted because I saw that the concert is still going, and I thought the concert was last night. It is. It was. Thank you

Now of course we didn't get that I haven't gone back and watched it since it was on the same time as Walking Dead So I haven't gone back and watched it either I will say this I'm questioning going back to watching it Because Elton couldn't play Anything from his house

Why? He said I have to be quarantined In the only house I have ever been in without a piano. What? Ouch. Elton John. You're telling me.

Elton John. Sir Elton John. The I-Heart Living Room Concert for America. He's in a place that doesn't have a piano. I-heart, Elton John, record labels.

Other musicians. Don't send a piano. Now maybe only Elton plays on the 85-foot grand piano that, you know, that's the only one he plays on, specially built for him. If he doesn't have that piano, he's not playing on it, I don't know. If he walks in your house and there's a little spin it and you say, hey, Elton, can you? No, I don't play on those anymore. Maybe that happened.

Maybe that's true. Maybe it's true. You know, maybe hubby says, you know, if we're quarantined, we're not going to have a piano. because all you do is play it. And Elton should have said, I'm going to stick this piano up here if I don't have a... I mean, okay, I can't believe that Elton John is in at home without a piano. Yeah, that's really interesting.

And we couldn't do a... Okay, so this is a concert, a Ar-Heart living room concert. We couldn't have someone else play the piano and then he just performs? No, not with Elton. Now, he did, it does say here that he does end up ending the show. show playing his kids piano. He's got a little electronic piano for his kids.

So he ended, I said here he then proceeded to perform his hit, don't let the sun go down on me, which is a classic. But does that mean he's dying? Oh, it's the rest of it's the coronavirus special. So

I just, I just, I just, just find it very strange that they came up with this great idea for Elton John to host this thing and he's in a place that doesn't have a piano. We do not live in the world I know anymore. The world is now not what used to be. So I haven't watched it yet. I spent the weekend, you know, watching Ozark and then I had Walking Dead last night. And I haven't recorded. I'm ready to go back and watch it today, but I was really disheartened with no Elton and a piano. However, he did perform, as I said. He performed, don't let the son go down on me. And you are not going to be disappointed. You are not going to be disappointed with Elton John and his kids' piano

from home together. I lied when I said, I didn't have a piano. But this keyboard is my son's piano. They have their piano lessons on it and I don't normally play a keyboard like this but seeing it's the only thing I've got I thought it would be nice just to dedicate a little bit of the song to all the incredible heroes that we've mentioned before who are doing the best they can to make the world a better place during this awful crisis so here goes don't let the sun go down I search myself oh classic Elton John coming to you with the eye heart what was the name of the stupid thing again? I heart living room concert.

Yeah, that's what it was. I heart living room concert, yeah. You can tell there, though, and I don't know what kind of mixer board you're running the chewing the fat podcast through, but you can tell there that

Elton didn't have his concert production staff. No, no, no, no. Producing him there. From what I could tell? Just live. it raw. From what I can tell I can concord that

it is life and raw because all they did was he's in his living, no, he's in his kitchen, sitting right on top of his dining room table, there is the Cassio piano that everybody learns the piano from. There's no microphone, there's no nothing, it's just

raw, baby. Yeah. I love Elton, I love him, but dude, what are you doing? And I know that it was from his heart and we care I mean we did it for for the people the heroes the incredible heroes that are out there working and he was actually he made it made it really sound like it was heartfelt but still

all right let's go to the Monday chewing the fat break room oh is there music is there music in the break room That is so good. Of course there's music in the break room. Why would there be? This is from the I-Heart Living Room Challenge? Yes. Yes, this is from the I-Heart Living Room Concert for America.

But yes. The Living Room Challenge is what I was saying. Yeah. Make sure you subscribe to Tune the Fat. Just go to The Blaze.com slash podcast. and click on chewing the fat. And then it opens up and, oh my gosh, there's a plethora of platforms you can choose from. Whatever warms the little cockles of your heart, you can subscribe to chewing the fat on.

Okay? Yeah, iTunes, Spotify, Iheart Radio. Oh, man, we got to do IHart Radio. They did the whole Elton coronavirus challenge last night. So, I mean, IHat Radio's top notch. And we were actually listening to a little bit of it. I want to just take and digress a little bit. I was just angry that Elton John actually didn't have an actual piano,

just has little kids cassio there. But listening to some of the performers, it sounded like it was actually pretty good. Yes. So I can't wait to watch it. I can't wait to watch it. And I also want to say that we are in a new world. Absolutely.

We have billion-dollar artists broadcasting on the I-Heart Radio Challenge, Coronavirus Challenge broadcast last night. Wow, that's about full. They're in a million dollar recording studio and their recording video on their phone. I just like... Yes.

Yes. So like the reason we're talking about this because during the commercial break, I played a little bit of what was going live. Because right now they're on loop. If you go to IHartRadio YouTube channel, it's just on the loop and it just keeps playing over and over and over. So as soon as you're opening it up...

to record it last night. I could have just waited. Yes, you could just wait it. And then, yes. Or you can just rewind it, which is pretty cool on, on YouTube. And it started from the beginning. And then you all set. But. So I really didn't need to record it last night. No, no. No. But the thing that was that, you know, made us think about that is because right now you have Sean Mendezs and Camille, Camila. And performing, that's who they were performing right now. And they're in a cell phone, Fisher, with a guitar. I know.

And there's a big ass piano back there. Just ignore that piano. Because that's a slap in their face to Elton John. Elton can't get one. No, no. Elton can't get one. But the guys in Miami, the millennials, have a piano, a bass guitar, a guitar. They have all the instruments and they're recording on their cell phone, sending it to Iheart. Incredible.

Just incredible. Good thing I did not pay for this because I'll be pissed that Elton John performed on a Cassio learning piano. I know. So subscribe to Chewing the Fat. So, you know, you can subscribe to my YouTube channel, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher as well. And if you'd like, if you have, we've got some, I've got some emails that I'm going to read to you here in a little bit that have emailed into Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. You can do that as well. And remember also, blazztv.com slash jeffy, $30 off for a full year on Blaze TV.

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And for right now, if you subscribe to chewing the fat, it's free. I know. I know what you're saying. No, that's impossible. I know. I think the same thing.

But for right now, it's free. Okay? there's a story that drove me crazy you know okay well there's several stories that drove me crazy over this past weekend and they're all kind of celebrity related

you know they have the three weeks from now and celebrities are posting pictures of themselves without makeup or photos without makeup yeah we do that all the time we do that all the time baby it's okay America post pictures of themselves without makeup all the time.

It's okay. We can live with you posting without makeup. Why not wearing a bra during self-isolation is the best? Yeah. Hello. People are, I've been wearing the same clothes for two days. Yeah? I mean, I question having to shower.

I started the show with, I'm going, I'm thinking about just growing up, just not shaving. I mean, we'll see that if I win or lose that battle with my wife. But, I mean, we got you. It's okay. It's all part of the deal,

celebrities. And then I read a story about George Clooney and a mall breaking up and they're going to get a divorce and George has packed his bags. And I read this whole story because, you know, that's, I say, oh, no way.

No, not George in a mall. They can't get a divorce. What's going on? And I read the whole story. And then the last paragraph. While these reports could be true, it's important to note that either George or Amal has confirmed anything as of yet. Also, with Women Day's reputation for publishing articles based on statements of its unknown and independent informants, it could be another baseless report. What?

I read this whole thing worrying about George and Amal. Almost came to tears, thinking that George and Amal, we're going to get a divorce. And then I find out it could be just made up story. What? This is not America anymore. This is not the world I recognize anymore. It just isn't. Now, more entertainment news.

Did you watch Janine Piro drunk Sunday night? I know I missed her, but social media went crazy last night from Judge Janine. saying that she was drunk. Her hair was messed up. She was doing... Elton John can't get a piano. Elton John can't get a piano. But they sent a truck

to Judge Janine's house for a show. Because she said, they commented that she was broadcasting from the truck and they didn't have all the equipment they needed. So the first 15 minutes of the show was, I guess nothing. I guess Fox just went black. I'm sorry, just went dark. And nobody could just go black anymore.

And she said that it was a earpiece that made her hair stick out. And she was, it was just the way it is. But, you know, the world was on fire last night that the judge was a little, you know, quarantine drunk. So according to this, it says, listen closely. So, Jeffrey, I want you to listen closely. Okay. Here we go. Welcome back to justice.

Just the other day, the president talked or was hoping about the possibility. Is that drunk? I don't know. I just want to know. Here's another one. Here's a no. Let's see. All right.

We, joining us to. See, she's struggling, though. She's working from the truck. She's struggling. She's got the earpiece, got the hair all messed up. And she's another one crying that there was no makeup. You know, she's got to do it all herself. You know, it's a new world.

It's a new world. Yep. Hold on. Hold on. There's more. Oh, no. According to this, there is more. Let's see what we got.

All right. Let's see. Oh, no. Right here. Here we go. To justice. Just the other day, the president talked, there was hoping about the possibility of reopening everything on Easter Sunday. And in a way where we could kind of come out of this quarantine, as loose.

She saw listening to the audio doesn't sound as bad as watching the video and hearing the audience. Yes, because like I'm looking at it, the video makes her look horrible. Yeah. It does. The video makes her look horrible because she is what people could call out there very loose. She is what an expert was... We know when an expert was to the bar. and goes, I'm looking for that, that loose girl that is just talking and is slightly.

And I think, I think you need to question your word of girl. I'm looking for that loose older female. Older female, you know, for that older cougar. You know, I'm looking for that, you know, since everybody's talking about Tiger King, which I refuse to watch because everybody watched it, so I refuse to watch Tiger King. So, like, I'm looking for that old cougar that. is moving her shoulders and it's Lucy Lou. The hair is a little bit messed up.

She's teasing, but not too teasing for you, you know? I feel like she's, I feel like she's like the judge at the Christmas party during this episode. Yes. She's the judge at the Christmas party. She doesn't want to get too wasted. Yes. Yes. Yes.

She doesn't lose her hair, but her hair's messed up. She's been laughing. She's been hugging everybody saying, ha, ha, ha. And she's not, she's just on the edge of. He's waiting to get home to go off the deep end. Yes. And I'm sorry. Cruising Blind that says,

look at that hair, that drunk girl hair. That is not drunk. Yes. That is not drunk girl hair. I will say that that looks like, you know, those kind of people that have,

you know, not a good hair. And when they put up the IFB, you know, the hair sticks out. That's what she said. So, like, I could see that.

But. that's what she said visually if i'm not listening to her that's a loose loose judge if i'm hearing her i'm like there's no s not in her right that's what i mean when you watch it you get the feeling that she's on the edge of you know slamming down the the jack daniels or the vodka or the gin but when you listen to it she didn't sound bad when i heard the audio Without seeing her, you think, well, let's just judge. You know, I know her and we have a mutual friend that is friend with her. Should we reach out to her?

Because she's trying to fight this on social media. And that's not going to go well for you, Judge. I know. You can't fight it on social media because right now she says, No. Say you weren't. That's the IFB, got my hair, and no staff. No notice.

I was in the truck. No teleprompter. No connection, no visual, no nothing. Now you sound like that drunker that just woke up with a regret. You know, that you regretted that date and you woke up. You looked over like, ooh, you look like a 10 when I just shug all those, you know, Jack Daniels. Now you're a two. I regret what just happened to me.

Please help me. Send me a car. But see, my point is, another point is that Elton John can't get a piano. They send a truck A truck to broadcast for Judge Jeanette This is not the world I know anymore I seriously, it ticks me off It ticks me off

You know another thing And look, in our times of quarantine When you think, man, there's nothing to do I've already binge-watched Ozark You did? Like Chris, if I, you know You're not going to watch Tiger Man or whatever that is Tiger King, no, I'm not watching Tiger Man

Screw that I feel like I have to watch it now No, no, come on. No, no, you can't. Oh, it's really taking me off. I will say season three of Ozark was great. Even, even church, even church yesterday was talking about Tiger King. No, we're done.

No. No. No. And then you got stupid Kim Kardashian pushing, oh my God, have you seen Tiger King? It's a must. No. Last time I'm a check, this is America, and I don't watch whatever other people. people telling me to watch.

No. Plus, you know, I'll tell you another thing that bugs me about Netflix now, and I think they're, I think they've scammed us

with their trending, with their trending shows. I told you. Because I was looking at this weekend between episodes of Ozark, and I'm thinking, there's no way that those shows are trending. That's what I said.

Even under quarantine, there's no way those shows are training. There's no way in hell. People are watching Tough by an Angel. You know, that's number one trending the United States. I am so sorry.

No one is watching that right now. I'm all about the show. I get it. It's wonderful. It's all good. We want good in our lives. I get it. But I don't believe that it's trending.

But what should be trending is the new Bob Dylan song. The new Bob Dylan song that was just released. What? Hold on. Bob Dylan is, I guess, about 100 now. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say 100? He's only 78.

And he's 78. And he has a new song. that he's released. It's a 17-minute song. It's only 17 minutes long. Oh. And right on cue, it's about the Kennedy assassination. So, man, does that not make you want to listen to the new Bob Dylan song?

And I like Bob Dylan. I'm a fan of Bob Dylan. And that does not make me want to listen to it. A 17-minute-long Bob Dylan song about the Kennedy assassination, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob. Dude, send the piano to Elton and sign it, love, Bob. We talked on Friday about mountain lions in Colorado. We know that coyotes are coming into the town in San Francisco, and we had stories a couple of a month and a half ago about coyotes in Chicago.

Animals are now starting to wander into the cities that are into lockdown. So, I mean, it is almost life after people. Although there's still people, but it's almost life after people because everybody's inside and not leaving. I mean, deers, raccoons, turkeys, all these. If you're hungry, I would go out and shoot a deer. Got it? All right. A little turkey dinner.

You got to pluck those feathers off that bad boy. You're cooking some turkey. You know, so are you saying that animals are losing the fear of man? I am. I am saying animals are losing the fear of man. Although I don't think they're losing the fear of man. It's just that man is not around, right? So they're out wondering, well, no one's here.

What's going on? I can wander into the city parks and I can wander around and I can wander in the streets and, you know, what's going on out here? And usually the lady that leaves food out at the edge of the trees isn't leaving me food anymore. So I've got to walk into the city park and see if there's some food. And so they're not necessarily losing their fear of men, although this would be an outcome of that, right? Because now they're in the city and they're thinking,

this is my land. So when you come out of your apartment and you think, shoo, little Bambi, shoe. And little Bambi says, I'm not your little Bambi. I'm about to get in your ass. That could be a problem. So I would be ready to be armed.

So now we have animals and homeless people losing their fear of man. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. This world is not what I thought it was. It's not what I thought it was. Okay. Before we get to the coronavirus update, we'll give you a quick coronavirus update as we move on to the podcast for those of you that subscribe.

And if you're listening to this and you're not a subscriber to the podcast, I'm not sure what you're doing with your life. I know. There's nothing else. Seriously, it's either us or Tiger King. And I'm going to tell you right now, us is better than Tiger King. So we had big royal news over the weekend. And I know I've only got two or three minutes left here on the chewing the fat. But I want to get some royal news in because late last week we had the news of Megan. Oh, I'm sorry. We had the news of Megan for, you know, the big deal. forbidding Harry to travel to the UK to see his dad, Prince Charles, who has COVID-19.

That's understanding. Yeah, I'm on her side there. I'm okay with that. But in the story, it talked about how Megan wants to do more and help hold her inner circle. She's making sure that all the staff is wearing latex gloves. So, you can well understand how serious she's taking it. I mean, you can't. You can't.

I mean, when you're quarantined. Yes. And you've got the little baby, you've got hubby, and you're living in Vancouver. You can well understand how you want the staff to wear gloves. I can't. I can understand that you'd want that. Does your staff work gloves? What's that?

Does your staff wear gloves? Oh, my gosh. If I had staff, I would make them wear gloves, yes. So then we find out this over the weekend that Harry and Megan have decided, You know, Canada kind of blows. We really would like to move to, we should move to Calh. Wait, what? Wait, is that another?

That's not Harry. That's Megan. Is that another Jeffrey prediction that the whole stay in California was never supposed to be about her staying in Canada, I mean, in Canada, that the main goal was for her to end up where, Fisher? Where was she supposed to end up? Thank you. Back in California. Colorado. Oh, California.

Oh, California. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Come on, you can't. Come on. Everybody should have seen that coming from afar. It doesn't take a genius to see that. Wait, but it did take a genius. It was me that said, what are you talking about? I'll take that back down. So it does. Okay. So then we find out. And now, so now, since Canada is, you know, blows.

Gladheading to the United Kingdom and paying for their security. they want to move to LA but they still got them security I mean hello they're Megan and Harry right Prince and Princess or Prince and whatever they are they got to tomorrow midnight and all that stuff is gone so they can milk it all they want they can milk it all they won but tomorrow midnight London time so they

they decide they're moving to California and they decide you know, we should just, we'll ask the United States if they can provide security for us. What the hell do you think is? Just call, have somebody call President Trump. He's not doing, he's not busy right now doing anything. Just have him call Don and say, hey, Don, it's me, Harry, and Megan. And sure I've badmouthed you on fake phone calls that I thought were real.

Sure, I've traveled the world to climate change. summits and badmouthed you all over the world. But listen, me and Megan are thinking about moving to L.A. Well, in fact, we're already here. And we've only got a couple days left before the royal security has to go. And we were wondering, you know, could you provide security for us? Now, I'd just like to pretend I'm Donald Trump for just a second. No.

So good luck. God bless. good luck god bless now maybe they moved to california because of the time zone because what london is six hours ahead of us yes right so it'd be what's not midnight but 6 p.m. yes central time yes central time right uh so they keep moving farther west uh just to keep that time zone changing so they

you know they're longer being royals because it's tomorrow man pulling the plug tomorrow i'm saying that the failure of a prince needs to decide to either continue to be a failure of a prince or see the lights at the end of the tunnel and be like, girls not worth it, I'm out. I mean, he's still, do you consider him a failure? Yes. I mean, he's still a prince. You're a prince.

You're failure. You decided to say that this woman is better than all the richest of the world and everybody kissing my feet and everybody giving me whatever I want. That is. And now you've got to bow down to the president of the United States and hope to get security. Well, not just bow down. You have to now work for your money. Well, he's got the wife to do that. Go out and do some voice work. Go to a TV show. I'll be here with a kid. Don't worry about it.

And then we find out, dad, not only dad has coronavirus, but one of the Queens footmen has tested positive for coronavirus. So, I mean, you can well understand how you want your staff to wear gloves. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. All right. I know. I know. We are inundated with coronavirus updates. But we have to.

We have to give you some coronavirus updates. It's part of who we are, right? But I'll give me some emails first. that are, you know, coronavirus-ish emails that were emailed to chewing the fat. This one from Ron, I don't know how true this is. This came to me. This was emailed to me on Thursday night, all right? And I didn't get to it on Friday, and this will tell you exactly how close right he was

because of the news over the weekend. I don't know how true this is. it could be forthhand information coming from someone in the National Guard but they are allegedly declaring martial law

in New York State tomorrow they have not done that however I went out and purchased more supplies and food tonight and it should be okay for five six months if need be nice

but we're still scared crapless about the unknown best Ron keep us up they stay safe so they haven't declared martial law but they are stopping

you can't be you're not leaving New York right You can think about leaving New York. No problem. Just take a back road. Don't take one of those main roads. If you're going to go into Florida, take a back road.

You know, no problem. If you're going to go travel, you're going to start traveling. Take a back road. That's the new motto. So that's one of the new models. Take a back road. Don't take any of the main drags. Don't do that.

You're going down. Yeah, don't not go I-95 or I-4 because that's where everybody's going to be at. If you try to escape Florida, you don't go 417, you don't go I-4, you don't go I-95, you go State roads. Or I-10. Don't do 10 coming from Louisiana and Alabama, don't do any of that. Coming across the pan handle? No, no.

Backroads. Yes. Yeah. So it will take you 30 minutes to get to your location. It will take you two days to get there. It's a scenic route. It's a scenic route. If you go the main drag, it will take you four.

forever to get to your location because they're not letting you in. Yes. Yes. This is where you need. I told you you should have learned to read a map. Absolutely. Absolutely. Take a back road.

Yes. Learn the maps. Chris, when you're looking at it, I try to tell you, geography and maps. You did. You did. For the last two years, you'll be teaching me with your hand. And it all comes down to this. How can we escape the lock?

down without getting shot, I mean, without getting stopped by the state police. As you learn map, by the way, map business, map business should be printing maps like nonstop. Yes, yes. I should see maps printed everywhere. It's probably too late because AAA probably isn't even open any for business anymore, but you used to be able to hear a AAA member, you go in and they gave you a free maps and stuff. So you just walk in your AAA member?

Yeah. Take a map. because you got a card I'll sit in a car gotta go thanks thanks for the maps I mean good luck but just I mean

find a place to find a gas station that still has some maps in the back get a map telling you we'll take the back roads also we found out that from our trucker update

Tess he that's right I remember this time he's saying three state parks closed Several rest areas are closed, but available for trucker-only parking. He said, I'm not affected by the truck stop closures,

although they have closed their lounges, eliminated dine-in seating in their restaurants for to-go only. And, you know, being a trucker is lonely business, right? I mean, and I also was reading a story today and bless the truckers, and you saw my post this weekend. You know, they were rowing them up at the Kroger warehouse. So, you know, they're still out there and do. a thing, but I was reading a day about the railroads, and things are still shipping on the rails, man, our railway workers, life and the train age, baby, keep it going. Keep those deliveries coming.

We need the goods, and we need the goods bad. Now, the numbers of the coronavirus, which I didn't look at all weekend long. I didn't know. I was busy with Ozark, busy with Block Dad, busy with actually having to, you know, maybe talk to my family a little bit, agonizing, but they were there, so I talked to them. And I didn't look at the numbers. for the totals across around the world and here in the USA. And I looked at them just a moment ago, and I was thinking, I mean, we have 145,542 cases total right now. We have only 2,051 new cases as of right now.

And as of this recording, we have 2,616 total deaths. total deaths already I know this is why Italy has over 11,000 deaths See you know this is way I agree with one of my pastors that are watching over the weekend

That we've made this A death count ticker Everybody is just wants to know how many people are dying And it's a game now It's a game, it's addictive, it's depressing When did we become the country that focus on death count ticker? Oh, forever? No, this is not my America.

My America does not focus on death count tickers. My America focuses on the good news and focuses on how can I serve other people? How can I be a good American? It does not focus on death count tickers. Every news station out there has a death count, an infected count, and recovery. No, we're better than that. sure. We're so better than that. Chris, Chris. They're reporting on the, not all of them, but most of the newscast, local newscasts are trying to report on the good stuff. But, you know, of course

there's going to be tickers. If I'm watching MSNBC CNN Fox News, all in the background, all I see in the background is death count tickers. That's what you're going to do. If I'm running a news network, I'm putting the tickers up. No, that is fear mongering. You're pastur. You're pastor. I mean, I don't want a bad match your pastor, but I mean, I'm all about, you know, let's praise God, but show the ticker.

I mean, that's... Can I quote you on that? Yes, you can. Can I quote you on that? Yes, you can. Let's praise God, show the ticker. Yes. I'm... I just feel that there's there is something better

to show than 88,000 infected and 2000 dead. There has to be something more than it's just frustrating because that's what of course there is.

That's why David Geffen, you know, gave a report of him isolating on his $590 million mega yacht. Of course there's better things to report. I mean, that's what you have to do, right? If you're David Geffin, you say, hey, self-isolating on my

$590 million mega yacht. Life's tough. I know that. Like, of course there's better things to report. Like Jeff Bezos, who just happened to sell $34 billion of Amazon stock just before the COVID-19 collapse. Just a bit, of course there's good news to report. Of course, there's good news to report. Like the private islands are offering the ultimate quarantine getaway. You just got to be able to get to them.

But of course, there's good news to report. You can, look, you can, round island. in Canada. Who doesn't want to go to Round Island in Canada? I mean, we've got the Royals leaving Canada, but they're hoping that we go to their stupid. I'm not going to sign up for your stupid thing. I want to read the story.

I freaking. We're in a pandemic. We're in a pandemic. There should not be a website. I can't say that. There should only be one website. Do you want to correct yourself on that, buddy? No, there should not be a story website, a story website that gives me stories.

The blaze is free. Yes. Well, we've been talking about this since day one of the CQB. I thought everything COVID-19 was supposed to be free. I thought so too, but apparently not. So how much is it one? How much is they won? Is it a dollar or $1.99?

Fuck, 99. To finish the story, we found the cure. And in order for you to read The Cure and make it at your house, you have to give us $1.99. It wasn't the cure, but it was close. It was just talking about a story of Private Islands. That's all. Okay. It was close.

Now we're thinking about, I'll just go down these headlines for you. Quick headlines and we'll wrap today up. Happy Monday. Happy, happy Monday. We've got to get the Tiger King or Lion King or whatever it's called. What's the name of that stupid show on that? Tiger King. Yeah, Tiger King. I got to get to that today.

Anyway. Dude, you are so, so upsetting right now. I wish I could just go over there and disconnect your frontier internet and just cut every single freaking cable I see so you don't get to see Tiger King. Don't forget, we got talking Walking Dead as well, too. That you can listen to it. For now. I have a great, I mean, I'm so angry at the Walking Dead. Dead Universe right now. I can't take it. What is it? Is this

one out of three, right? This is one out of three? One out of three, but one out of two because the third one of one out of two. Yes, that's what it is. It's one out of two. So for those of you that listen to what, uh, talking about that, nobody listens to that show. You know, it's just going to be so, it's going to be so hard for you to not to listen to a show you never listen to. It's still going to be so hard for something that should have been canceled like season three. I'm thinking about starting a separate show. called Tiger King Talks.

I'm just, you know, at the top of my head, I'm thinking about starting a new show. Just, you know, what's the name of that show again? Tiger King? Yeah, Tiger King. I was going to get to some headlines. Look at the time. You decided to waste the time on Tiger King.

So, see you tomorrow. I know, but there were other great stories.