Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 338 | Gov. Cuomo Pierced His Nipples? & Houston Mayor Has a Word for Criminals

Episode Date: March 31, 2020

Day 19 inside CQQ: Crime is still happening around the country and that's why Mayor's like Mayor Turner are asking criminals to stay at home so they don't become infected. While the media is making fun of Mike Lindell for speaking about God, MSNBC is having Bishop TD Jakes pray over the nation. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get no frills delivered. Shop the same in-store prices online and enjoy unlimited delivery with PC Express Pass. Get your first year for $2.50 a month. Learn more at pceexpress.ca. And now a Blaze Media podcast. Remember way back, I don't want to give a full history list,

but remember way, way back in January of 2020 when we were told that we don't need to wear masks. If you're not sick, don't wear a mask. And many of you questioned that. Like, why wouldn't I wear a mask? Well, I mean, the Surgeon General told us, stop buying some masks. They're not effective preventing general public from catching coronavirus. And besides, our health care providers need them more than you.

and the CDC said, you don't even wear them right. So don't worry about it. Remember? I mean, I know it was a long time ago. Well, we found out, you know, last night that they now, according to, you know, John Hopkins Center for Health Security, maybe people use the non-medical mask or face coverings when you go out in public. Maybe that's, maybe that's, maybe that's,

best thing to do. Maybe, maybe according to the lead author of from the American Enterprise Institute, where they put together their pandemic response plan, who I would love to talk to, by the way. I'm hoping to get, get them on to talk about their roadmap for restoring the economy, gradually back to normal. They said, you know, one of the initial phases should be everyone, including people with symptoms should be encouraged to wear non-medical fabric face masks while in public. Huh. Huh. That's so weird that they would decide that all of a sudden now.

So strange. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. We have some breaking news as we start to record today. the last day of March, 20 here on Chewing the Fat. Happy Tuesday. Good to see you. You look great today.

I mean that. What you're using for your mask that you're wearing, a non-medical fabric face mask, looks great on you, really. You didn't think you'd pull that underwear over your face to wear it, did you? But you will when you go out in public, no problem. The breaking news is Secretary of State Mike Pompeo has now urged Americans abroad

who still wish to return to the United States you might want to do that immediately. Look at the time. We're close. Yeah, I know. We're close. I know. You can't come in.

You're an American, but you can't come in. Well, he's saying get here now. Carpso and government chartered flights could soon cease. Well, they should have done that a long time ago. if they're not home by now, what are you doing? Seriously. If you're not home right now, why aren't you home? Like a serious question, why aren't you home? You should be home already. Well, we've maybe had business, things to attend to. Like I said, like I said,

why aren't you home quarantine day 19 and stuck at your house with your family? Why aren't you suffering like every single person in America? So anyway, I would advise along with Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo, that perhaps you contact your American embassy in the country where you currently are and make plans to hop a flight back to the States. Just come home. It's all I'm saying. It's good news for you.

You know, I was thinking last night, everybody's talking about, you know, the struggling with the homeschooling and everybody has to be home, and we can't go out. and where we know the families together. And, you know, I wonder at some point, and probably not now, because there's no courts open and nobody's doing any legal business. I wonder when this is all said and done. Are people going to be divorce rates going up?

I mean, if you're spending all this time with your spouse, in quotation marks, for those of you, you know, that are watching live, You know, you've got to be in the house with you and just your spouse and the kids. And maybe if you don't even have any kids, ooh, that it's just the spouse. And you can't go out. And, you know, you only have, maybe you can only go to the store. You could go outside and walk around the house once a day. Uh, you find out that maybe, you know, I don't necessarily like you.

I don't like the person you are. I mean, I think. Go away. Go away. Yes. I mean, look, I don't wish divorce on anyone. Oh, believe me. It sucks.

No. It is not a fun process. But this could, I mean, we're already, we're seeing, we're seeing articles about, well, the return of the 1950s housewife, uh, because, you. Even with the family home, the wife has to do more of the work. We're seeing stories of how many can. This is the headline now from the Wall Street Journal. How many cans of tuna are too many?

Prep divides couples. Really? Really now is the time when you realize, honey, we don't need that many cans of tuna. And that's dividing you? Okay. I think the two things that will come out of this, I don't think it's divorce. I think it's going to be a baby. There's going to be a baby boom.

Yep, we've called that. We talked about that already. We're going to be a baby boom. And I'm going to think families are going to be strengthened. I hope that's true. And, you know, I was thinking about that. Maybe we do stories about what's brought couples and families closer. Right?

I haven't seen hardly any of those. No, because if you think about it, okay, day one through five, that's when you really are in the honeymoon stage. Oh yeah, we woke up. We're still here. I think we're still in the honeymoon phase right now. See, there you go again. See, just turning off the light at the end of the tunnel already.

You already shut the light. No, not. I'm saying the honeymoon. I'm helping. I'm helping. Anyways, my theory, I'm on it. By day, you know, 15, that's when you're like, okay, either we're going to make it or we're going to break it.

I'm sorry, what day are we on now? 19. I think we're on like 17 or 16 or 17 from the Trump 15 day plan. Well, I'm not talking about us. People at Mercury Radio Studio, we get sent home on a Friday. Yeah, but that does we were already been home. So you know, we're going with the president now. That goes, that completely throws off the entire podcast.

I'm sorry. All right. Go ahead. Go ahead. So right now we're day 19. And I say hopefully by the end of April, since that's our next goal, right. Families are like, okay, oh honey, I didn't know you were doing this. Maybe you don't buy 15 cans of tuna. How about

we just buy five? And we don't stock up on toilet paper all the way to the roof. You may be halfway. And, honey, you know, that paper view that you keep ordering, yeah, you need it. And that football channel, yeah, you don't need it anymore. Look at that. You survive without football. Yeah. Without sports. So I feel, I honestly, honestly, honestly feel that by the time this is all over, the baby boom is going to be really high. And I believe that families are going to

be stronger than ever. That couple that was going to get divorced, they're no longer getting divorce. They're no longer getting divorced. Okay, but, okay. I, I'll go with you on that with the couples that were already going to get a divorce. Then they realized, oh, we're together. And I remember why I love you. Yeah. Some time. And, you know, we're stuck here.

I know. Let's just go for a walk. Yes. We'll get up every morning and we'll go to the store and we'll get what we need. Whether, you know, if they have something that we want, great. If they don't, we'll try to find something different. Here's the problem I have with all your, you're seeing you right now. Is you making it sounds so good.

But I feel that it's going to be a big. but and you're going to shoot it down. So hit me. That's fine. Those people I'm okay with. I'm talking about the people that were, you know, pretending that life was all wonderful prior to,

not the people that were already struggling. People that were already struggling were just pissed because you were working too much. You were never home and now you are and we get to spend some time together. Now it's the opposite, right? All the people that were, you know, he's okay, you know. And I don't mind.

mind my husband so much because I can boyfriend at work or see my girlfriend at the gym a couple of times a week. Now you're not getting that. If I'm a divorce attorney, I'm printing some business cards right now. Actually, you know, that'd be kind of cool. Maybe our audience is going through that right now. Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. I think what's either bringing them closer together or are you ready to put an axe through their skull. Not either one. So I feel, Jeffrey, that if they call us, well, we haven't figured out our hotline yes yet, but if they email us and let us know, hey, I came so close, I was. I would love it. I was hairs away from committing, you know, some crime. But you know what?

Now I realize I see the light on the end of the tunnel. This is only to April 30th. I can survive. And my marriage is saved thanks to the COVID-19. I like it. I would love to hear. Email us at Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com. I'm happy to be your counselor.

Either way, I'd like to hear what's made you closer or what's driven you farther apart. I would love that. It would be fantastic. And maybe we'd do, you know, maybe we'd do one, a social media live, whether it be, you know, Instagram or YouTube or Facebook or something. And, you know, we talk. a little bit about that. I would love that. That would be great. That would be great. Because

look, if you committed a crime, I mean, Chris is going to have to turn you in. I won't. I definitely. As a former police officer in the military, I have to turn you in. But hopefully you're, you know, for example, yesterday we found out that Joy, she was listening to us as she was doing her chemotherapy. You know, she. Right. Joy, this is a big shout out to you that thank you for listening to us, you know, make jokes as something, you know, you're going through very serious, listening to chemotherapy, I mean, going through chemotherapy and then listening to us, just joke around and do some stupid stuff, you know, you're really battling.

I don't know that I appreciate that. Yeah, like I said, too fact I just trying to make something out of nothing and listening. So like, just like Joy, tell us, hey, you guys help me. I almost committed this crime. I almost killed my husband with an axe. Now I'm not because you guys just have the lights at the end of the tunnel. It's right there. I can see it.

It's right there. I'm all about that. Yes, we absolutely need to do that. On top of which, you know, America's in a strange place right now. I think we all can agree on that. Absolutely. No matter what kind of place you're in America, it isn't a strange place. Look, we've got, we've got networks that when we've got television networks,

someone on the air starts talking about God, we cut them off. Yes. We have other networks. We have other networks. And I'm getting back to Mike Lindell, or my pillow guy, who we had on last week, talking about what he and his company are doing to help America.

Was with President Trump yesterday, and he mentioned how families need to, I don't know, maybe read the Bible and, you know, come together as a family. We have a network. What was that network? work again. Oh, yes, CNN cuts them off completely. We have a network who you think is

anti-God, has a pastor, MSNBC pray live on TV. Then we have a pastor in Florida who held church services become arrested. I mean, they just arrested them. You can't do that. Wait. What? it. Okay, so we already knew, I was really surprised that they did that they arrested someone over it, but I mean, we already knew that churches were not essential, right? I mean, they were closing them down. I mean, I looked at one of my favorite tweets from Reverend Patrick Mahoney, director of the Christian Defense Coalition. He tweets out, I want to stress, states have not just considered church worship services non-essential.

Churches themselves are being considered non-essential. How can the government consider liquor stores essential and churches not? I mean, this is where we're at. We're in a strange place. You talked about the MSNBC and I had

that clip because it's an amazing clip. I think at the end of the day we're going to be all right. Bishop, 30 seconds for folks who weren't able to to get to church yesterday. I've never actually done this on the air. Can you lead us in prayer for 30 seconds?

Yes, I can. Our Father and our God, we bow our heads to you in humility, understanding that we are not competent in and of ourselves to handle this kind of global calamity. We look to you, Lord, to be the source of strength to help the light that we need. Strengthen all first responders, strengthen even our broadcast people,

strengthen all of us whose lives have been devastated and disrupted and give us the peace that passes all understanding. In Christ's name we pray. Amen. Amen. Amen. Record it. I mean, I will say that 30 seconds, could you do it?

Yes, I can. And he nailed it. Knocked it out of the park. Most people freeze at that. Oh, absolutely. And the one thing is I love that you know for a fact that this interviewer knows T.D. because the problem, you know, it's not a problem, but the problem with that preacher is that Jake's knows how to preach. If you say.

Bishop T.D. Jakes, by the way. He's a mega church pastor from here in Dallas, Fort Worth, right? And if you tell him, hey, can you preach? Oh, yeah, he's going to preach and pray to God comes. So I love that he was like, hey, TDJs, can you? 30 seconds, though, 30 seconds. You know, because I was watching him four weeks ago at a church that he was invited to speak. And usually a sermon is about 45 minutes.

Two hours later, he was still in the first verse. So, like, you know, I love the guy. The guy's, you know, he's a really good preacher. But, you know, I'm happy that he was able to preach and, I mean, pray for the country. But, you know, it's starting to feel that. a lot of people are noticing that we need more of that than what the media is doing. And the thing that bothers me. Oh, I hope that's true.

Situation is one thing we talked about yesterday, what's behind the host of the show? A death ticker. Yeah. It's a ticker. Come on. It's over. We're done. We get it.

What's my, you got to have the death ticker. We already covered that. the death ticker. Yeah, you got to have that. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. You can say a prayer if you want,

but take a look at the ticker. What's the new motto? I can't remember my stupid, my own stupid motto. I thought you froze up again. I'm sorry, we could move on. That's fine. I was thinking about it.

I was like, we have so many models. Just say that. I don't know. We have so many models. Like, we have, you know, when you have a far, course, news happens.

You know, We got to the manager. Do I need to start keeping track of this? Is this something that... Yes. Okay, how about this? That's part of your job? The audience can tell us what the motto is about the ticker.

Yeah, I love it. Yes, audience, chewing the fat at the blaze.com. And trust me, when I tell you, whether it's correct or not, show me the death ticker. Praise the Lord. Let's have a prayer. You know, there's still crime going on in America. And not only coronavirus crime. You know, like my main man, and we had the Tampa Bay, more Florida news,

we had the Tampa Bay Preacher Man arrested for Holden Services. And we also had my main man from Tampa Bay, Jariah Rahim Wallace. He was arrested. And I'm really upset at Jerry Array-Ra Wallace. The headline is not quite right. The headline that I saw that caught my attention was man pulled from his butt during arrest. And I thought, they pulled a man from his butt. Does he have his actual head up his butt that actually happened in real life?

No. No, that did not. And what happened was, is that Jariah Rahim Wallace, my main man, a 25-year-old Florida, was in the back of the police car, and he was just arrested at 2.40 a.m. for a traffic stop. That's all. In the cam of the police cruiser caught Jariah Rahim Wallace, eating a bag of his drugs that he pulled from his butt. Ew.

I mean, So there's that. No. No, there's nothing there. I don't think. No, but he had a little baggie. So I think what he did is he pulled,

you know, he pulled that out of his butt. Okay. And then he opened the baggie and ate the drug. So he wasn't eating the, he didn't eat the baggie. Although I guess you would have to right in the end. That's the last thing he had either the first or the last thing.

has got to go. So they busted him for that. And no, he didn't eat the baggie. What a wuss. The baggie is now being sent to the lab. So he had a, he was scheduled for an arrangement yesterday. And I actually looked to see if there was actual, an actual court date still pending. And I didn't see any.

So maybe the courts are all closed, just like we were talking about for divorce court. All the courts are closed. So if you get arrested now, like Jaria Rahim Wallace, you. You are sitting. You're there for a while. That's tough news. So the prosecutors are not pursuing the cocaine possession charge, which I don't understand. But according to his priors, he's got convictions for battery, marijuana possession,

probation violation, carrying a concealed weapon, possession of a controlled substance. that's it though that's it so good luck I guess when you get pulled over and you've got those priors you think to yourself you know this baggy

it's baggy a dope I've got it my butt might not taste good but I can't get caught with it so it's got I gotta eat it right now all right a little Harvey Weinstein news too a couple big stories about Harvey Weinstein the last couple days

yes he's still still in jail. I don't know if he's fallen. We haven't had any fall reports from Harvey or, you know, if he's struggling with COVID-19. I don't know what's going out. If he's trying to take over the prison, trying to be, you know, the Bill Cosby of the prison, take it over now. But he's that kind of guy, right? He's the guy that's going to take it over. So I'm sure that that's going to happen. But there's a story about how a Texas lawyer was the guy that actually started the big downfall of Harvey, because he was asked to look into one of Harvey's big charity, and he caught some fraud with Harvey's charity.

And Harvey actually tried to bully him. And the Texas lawyer was like, no, that's not going to happen. And so he talked about how the questionable practices at Amphar, that's the charity that led to the mogul's demise. And so I'm reading that story. And then immediately pops up, how about a guy? which is worse. Put the scales of justice out right now.

Okay. Harvey Weinstein. Jeffrey Epstein. Harvey Weinstein. Jeffrey Epstein. Harvey Weinstein. Everybody, even if you're driving, just hold your hands out like the scales of justice. You could drive no hands.

No problem. Use your knees. And you're driving Harvey Weinstein. Jeffrey Epstein. Harvey Weinstein. If you haven't had your car aligned lately, you know, sorry. Now as you want to find out. out.

Get back in the middle. Grab the wheel. Grab the wheel. You can let the scales down now. So there's a big, who are you choosing? Jeffrey Epstein, Harvey Weinstein. Harvey Weinstein. You're wrong. Jeffrey Epstein was pissed and broke up with Harvey Weinstein

because Harvey tried to abuse one of Jeffrey's favorite girls. Oh no, he didn't. So I guess Harvey was getting a massage in France from one of Epstein's girls. I know. Right. And apparently Harvey was expecting, you know, a happy ending of Harvey Weinstein. And you're Jeffrey. I'm here in an apartment from Jeffrey Epstein.

Hello. Yes. It's expected. And so the girl says no. The girl said, and Harvey goes off the deep end of as, as could be expected. I mean, if you're, if you, if I'm Harvey Weinstein in an apartment in France that belongs to Jeffrey Epstein with one of Epstein's girls or more than one, and hopefully, and you're thinking to yourself, you know, okay, well, now's the time. And you get told no? Oh, okay.

You're not going to be happy with that. so Harvey just was incredibly angry and Epstein said that she's one of my favorite girls and you disrespect them so they ended their friendship it was over I mean that's something that's something when you've done enough to make

Jeffrey Epstein pissed off at you right that's incredible absolutely you think those are two the biggest right those are the two biggest duchess of 2019 2018 like the reason why we're... Yeah, aside from Bill Cosby, right?

I mean, you got Epstein and Weinstein. That's it, yeah. Yeah, like those are the guys that we're supposed to be like super, super, super mad at. Yeah, we hate it. We're supposed to hate them. Yes, exactly. So if you bring that up...

I don't even like talking about them. You know what, never mind it. And more Weinstein knows. Ellen Barkin. She's an actress. I don't know if you know, Ellen. If you remember her latest show, Animal Kingdom, which is pretty good, actually.

I really, I really like that show. She's, Ellen's been around for a number of years. She's getting a little, Ellen is part of the, part of the plastic surgery crowd in Hollywood. Okay, okay, okay. How old is Ellen Barker in these days?

I don't know. I bet she's 66. 70. 60. 65. I was right. It was pretty close. Okay, so I said 66, she's 65. I'm right. Oh, yeah, plus or minus one.

Now, you're in the ballpark. I always loved Ellen. I know she's whacked out of her mind, but I always love it. Now, she's in trouble because she, I know, she posted a picture of herself. I guess she was giving Harvey the finger or something. She was in the courtroom, and it's her giving a finger. and she posted this picture with the cat mood. The photographer is now suing her for using the photo without paying for it or credit.

Now, as a loving husband of a photographer, I understand the frustration of people using your photographs without permission. And man, does that piss me off? Okay. My hope Ellen Barker has to pay big dollars. because photographers are seeing their licensing revenue decrease the last few years because of people just like Ellen Barkin. Their copyright laws need to be protected and they need to be protected today for every photographer on the planet. That having been said, shut up. It's a picture.

Speaking of pictures, everybody making the rounds now about, governor Cuomo Governor Andrew Cuomo out of New York and I'm going to pause here

just for a second to say that we also had some other breaking news today about Chris Cuomo from

MSNBC and NBC having the coronavirus now and being quarantined in his basement and he claims

he's still going to be able to do his show and hopes that he doesn't give it to his

family and stuff wish him all the best I want to get better get better so I can

continue to not watch your show. Absolutely. I don't want you, I don't want you healthy. I like you, I like being able to make fun of you. Know that the healthy Chris Cuomo is there. Yeah. I don't want you, I don't want the man sick.

No, absolutely. So the brother, who's been making rounds on, you know, the superstar now of the world because of his press conferences. There's pictures out there now of the governor, you know, he's been Mr. I wear my tight shirts. I wear my, what is that? Are those the special state of New York seals? Yes.

Yes. So they're ones like they'll give to the president so that he looks precedential. Right. So now we're giving it to. Work for the little tag on this shirt as I blow it up. Work for the people. Performance, integrity, pride. You shut with the state symbol on it.

Yeah. The great seal of the state. Every state has it and it's a beautiful thing. And yeah, here's the shirt to wear. And so he's been wearing him. He's Mr. Jim, Mr. Workout, Mr. I look great. Mr. I'm the governor, badass. And what I say goes, well, you'd think, and this is just me,

you'd think that maybe as a governor you'd say, I probably should wear, I don't know, a T-shirt. Maybe you wear some kind of T-shirt. I know that the V-neck of the polo shirt I'm wearing comes down. So maybe you wear a wife beater or maybe you wear a V-cut. t-shirt, a V-neck to cut t-shirt, so that you can still show off that chest just below the neck and how super strong and hearty you are for the state of New York. But no.

No, no, no. The governor has decided that he's not going to wear a t-shirt because he's the governor and he's Andrew and he's a Mr. Workout Gym guy. Well, we also find out due to this picture, I don't know what photographer owns the guy. I hope he makes all kinds of money for taking the picture. but we see where the governor not only has one of his male nipples pierced, but both nipples pierced. I mean, am I against having piercings?

No, no, no. But I will say this, a big shout out to Eduardo Munoz-Alvarez. he's the one that took the pictures I love I love Eduardo Munoz Alvarez Yes yes

He's the one that took the pictures And It's been running through social media Like wildfire Because you cannot deny You can't come on TV and say No those are not Those are not nipple piercings

Yes sir they are No they are They're the dumbbell Nipple piercing that, you know, they're the standard when you get your nipper peers. Those are the ones that they give you. Now, without getting two graphics, because this is a family show,

and I know you guys listen to your family, why is there a man with nipples peers? Well, I'm guessing if you're watching the New York, you know, pandemic briefing every day with the governor, the kids probably aren't watching. Maybe they are if you're sitting around the table when you have it on or you're in the living room and you say oh we got to hear what if there's something

new from the governor is little Bobby really going to say what's that? Why did his nipple weird? No little Bobby's probably going Hey mom he looks just like you when he doesn't when you don't wear a t-shirt

that's probably what's happening All right a friendly reminder to subscribe to Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher that would be very kind of you you're listening to this and you're not a subscriber to this podcast, I would like to say to you, You're a loser. What are you doing with your life?

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You're a preacher. Well, first of all, I am a preacher from the Universal. I don't know how many times I've told you about it, but I am a preacher. So, subscribe to... And if you'd like, at some point, maybe, you know, I'll be a sermon on the broadcast. Yes, we do it chewing the fat sermon. But, you know, not right now. Not right now.

I just don't know what I did with my Bible. I'm sure where it's at right now. I can move and everything. Things got moved around. I can let you borrow mine. You know, I have plenty of Bibles. I can let you borrow. So do I just think we were moved.

Do you have your phone? Because you could download the Bible app and you can, you know, give us some word of wisdom. Well, I usually just listen to just special scriptures every morning. I don't necessarily have the entire Bible, so that's a good idea. I guess I could just use it on my phone. Amazing. Technology

is a wonderful thing, isn't it? So anyway, there's a lot of good stuff happening out there in the world. One of the things we talked about, we had the Elton John concert this weekend trying to raise money and help things. We've got Garth Brooks and Tricia Yearwood hosting their live

concert on CBS, because apparently they were doing it from they're doing it from their studios and on Facebook and Facebook actually crashed with Garst and Trisha doing that I mean they had to have done that without letting Facebook know right

if they were if they were said right if they would have said hey this is Garth Brooks I am looking to put on this Facebook show with my wife Trisha Yearwood we're going to do it live you're pretty sure Facebook would have been prepared for that. Absolutely just a

thought yeah just a thought And then we have Dali Parton's new thing, right? She's going to do her little bedtime stories starting, I think, next week. So this is the lady that wants to go back to Playboy and pose for Playboy for her birthday. Now she wants to be the lady that reads our bedtime stories at night? Yes. Okay. Is that a problem?

No, no. Okay. That's what I thought. So she's going to be. It's a story. a week it looks like. I thought it was going to be like, you know, every, every night. She got nothing to do, Rita, every night.

Right. That's what I'm, right. I couldn't believe. I thought, okay, well, that's cool. I love the idea. I really truly do love the idea. The imagination library, bedtime stories with Dali Parton. And, you know, it's, she's going to be doing it. But it's, it's a, she's going to kick off a 10-book video series. starting this Thursday or no starting

yeah this Thursday April 2nd pooh my gosh this is the end of March already I even said it and it didn't hit me that it's actually the end of March 2020 and she's going to read the little engine that could I don't know what she's going to be wearing or what else she's

going to have in her hands while she's reading the little engine that could anyway no stop you got me thinking in the wrong direction of Dally trying to be in Playboy and I shouldn't have gone there because she's reading bedtime stories. Stop being that way. And it's going to be continue weekly with other titles.

So once a week for 10 weeks. I mean, it couldn't do it every night. Really? She's that busy? You know what it is? She doesn't want to make herself look great every night. It takes some doing to become Dally Parton, even if you're in your PJs and you're sitting by the fireplace or you're

sitting in your spare bedroom or you're set with the single bed and little billy's laying there. She doesn't want to, you get it once a week. After that, I'm going back into being, ooh, I'm looking for Dolly Parton. Oh, that's me. Ooh. Yeah. So, you know, you got Garth and Trisha trying to help out.

You got Dolly trying to help out. We also have, I kind of like this idea, except that I don't like the person. A new romance novel by Elena Dunham, who I'm not a fan of. Oh, you mean the fat chick from girls? But she's doing her verified strangers with Vogue, and they're releasing a chapter at a time online, and you could vote on the outcome on Instagram and get involved with the story. And it's kind of a cool, interactive idea, except that it's her. and she is just

I never I never She's like a good person Yeah like she's disgusting Yeah that's just not a good person Yeah disgusting like I said She's disgusting Another thing to look forward to Here in America

Which is going to be great I mean great And this I don't know who we find To actually listen to it And give us good stuff that comes from it but former vice president Joe Biden

apparently his daily updates aren't enough he's going to be doing a podcast and called Here's the deal so I mean maybe he has a decent enough producer that he'll be okay

you know maybe because you'd think that with his daily updates That really hasn't happened. So it could be fun, but the highlights are the part that's going to be fun. Not the actual sitting through the entire podcast. So perhaps one of the chewing the fat influencers could take it upon themselves to be the chosen. to be the chosen one,

to listen to Joe Biden's podcast, and give us the highlights and one of the best parts that we could play for the entire audience that would be worthy. And then they could be a participant, not only an influencer, I mean, not only just a tremendous influencer

that you already are, but now you're helping. And that means you are special. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. All right. Let's look at the numbers. Coronavirus 837,16 cases globally. 41,239 deaths globally.

174,502 have recovered globally. I think I look at the United States of America right now. We've got 176,518 cases right now at this recording. But only, and I hesitate to say only, but 3,431 people have lost their lives due to coronavirus. Now, as horrible as that is, pretty good. Pretty good. So I know we're already having, you know, tons of people get itchy about wanting to get out. And what?

I understand. I do. And what are the odds? What do you mean? What do you mean? From? I'm sorry, go ahead. What do you mean by getting out?

Like, they're getting itchy to get out what, like, what are you talking about? Get back to work. Get out of the house. Keep going. Okay. Okay. Life back to the way it was. I don't know that life was ever going to get back to the way it was.

was. Oh, no, I don't think so. I don't think life would ever be the same. I think we lost movie theaters. We lost the little bit left what we had of brick stores. Like, you know, like Macy's, all that T.J. Max. We lost that. We lost, and I hope this is true, I think we lost education the way we saw it before. I think a lot of... I don't know. I think a lot of teachers

are, I hope. They're seeing the lights. Like, hey, look, all I have to do is send this weekly stuff. You don't, don't, but you know what? Never mind. I will not interject anymore. I didn't even say a word.

I was just listening to it. You did. You said a lot with your stupid head movement. and your facial expressions and everything you said you said it with your face I'm just sitting here listening to you because

But you're not though But you're not though But you're not What you do over there You're like oh you is freaking Hispanic boy does not know what he's talking about I didn't say Oh my gosh

Chris Cruz Oh yeah because I am That hurts You know what I hope it hurts I hope it's hurt I hope it hurts I hope it hurts so much wow I I I we're at a new normal there's no way we get back

to the way things you are right I don't think we that education though man parents there's so many parents that love to chip their kids off man they love their kids and kids are wonderful but get out yeah but okay so like they're already saying like Dr. Fushi Fishi whatever his name is he's he's he whatever his name is he's He's already saying that we're going to have this back in the wintertime. Fall time, wintertime, this thing is going to come back. We're getting back. We haven't even lost it.

I know. I know. I know. Well, hello. I don't know why you're focusing in it right now. Now it's over. It's sent to focus on what's coming. Like, I don't know.

You're living in the today. Dr. Fushi is living in November already. So, like, things. I believe that the new normal is going to be you get to do everything from home everything gets dropped off at the house literally everything we've been talking about in this podcast how we say toothpaste

yeah toilet paper speaking of that now it is a great time why hasn't Amazon really been pushing for drone deliveries we have less air traffic in the air you know they were fighting the FAA for, you know, viability and how high they could fly the drones. This is a perfect test target now around cities all over America.

I mean, Pompeo is saying, flights are probably going to be canceled around the world. You ought to get home when you can. Okay, you just said that, and I just saw one of the British Airways, and it's not British Airways, but one of the British airlines were canceling all of our flights. There you go.

Like that was one of the British airlines that was talking about, hey, you know, we're not doing it anymore. Here's in a statement, blah, blah, blah. Oh, yeah, British Airway says it's temporarily suspending airport usage. Okay, well, where else are you going to land? We're going to... Just over there. Hey, Bob.

Just over there. What are you not to go to the airport. Can you land on the freeway? I heard I-95 and I-4 are preempts. slow down. So can you put it down on the highway and then you let people leave? Now you know, you know right. In our neck of the woods,

what's his face? Ross Perrault, out where we live. He built Alliance Airport. There's all his farmland out here. The guy that used to run for that ran for president a few times, Mr. billionaire, Mr. Texas, Mr. Texas guy.

He, part of the deal was, and I could look it up and get the exact figures and facts, But part of his deal was, you know, where the roads that you have to cross there are so wide in our neck of the woods out there is so that you could land airplanes on him in case there was an emergency. That was part of his deal. So we're going to pick you up over there on Route 82. We can't, we're not going to, the airports are closed.

But if you stop by Joe and Bill's house out there on 14 Route 82, we'll pick you up there today. That's where it's going to be. It's going to be like flash mobs for the airport. plane. Where are they picking you up today? Joe and Nancy's house out on Road 2 just outside of the county. I mean, it's going to be like drug deals

all over America now just to get a plane ride somewhere. It's ridiculous. So what you're saying, that my trip that I have scheduled for April 20-something is not going to happen. Someone may have mentioned that earlier. Someone may have mentioned that earlier.

I'm trying to think who was talking about how that wasn't going to happen. You? I can't remember. Oh my God, that's right. Yes, not a chance. Did you see? You are sneaking in. Did you see this is crazy, dude? This is crazy. Did you see what Governor Abbott did in the border of Louisiana and Texas? Yeah, well, he said, now I thought that he was talking about like how Texas, or I mean how Florida is stopping people. I don't think Texas is doing that right. He's talking about air travel right now so right now this is from gregg abbott's uh twitter he says

texas department of public safety is on the louisiana slash texas border today enforcing my executive order requiring self-quarantine for anyone who travels to texas from louisiana wow i thought it was only air travel so he's i mean he's doubled down on that yeah wow Yep I mean Everybody from Texas Is probably You know

Happy about that Damn right We can do I'm not happy about that Our own country I'm not happy about that I Because again

I know this is like Bogging people down with facts I know it But But You know What is it going to take Until you know

You're like Oh hey Fisher Let's go to Louisiana I know I know Never been seen ever again Like Ain't I've been saying it

Ain't I been saying it I'm telling you That's just it's All in the matter of safety Safety safety for sure We gotta make sure Everybody's a selfie We gotta make sure the kids are okay

It's all for their safety It's all for the children If you want you want little kids to get sick Well no But I want to be able to Go to the Diamond Mind In Arkansas not really When I want

I mean, if I decide that I'm going to go and try to dig up diamonds in Arkansas, I want to be able to go. And it's very interesting because, like, I've never, I don't see Texas on the news when it comes to what we're doing for the people that are infected. And Dallas is like the number one area of infected people. That's the one that has the highest. Numbers are pretty low, though. Texas numbers are pretty low. Yeah, Texas numbers are pretty low. Yeah, yeah, they're pretty low.

But out of all those little numbers, but I just saw it literally, Governor Abbott said that Dallas Convention Center will be Texas first pop-up hospital for coronavirus. Okay. And I say Texas is pretty low. One, two, three. You got New York, New Jersey, California, Michigan, Florida, Massachusetts, Washington, Illinois, Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania, Georgia, Texas. I mean, we're over 3,000. We're the last state, 3,186 total cases.

Everybody has 2,000 below us. That's what, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. Top 12. Can't even make the top 10. We'll be talking about. I don't think I want Texas. I don't want Texas to make top 10, top 3, top one, and I'm good. New York has 75,000 cases.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. That's huge. I mean, coming in at number two, New Jersey, and they only have 16,000 cases. Wow. So there's a lot to catch up. Is that what you're saying?

You aren't kidding, man. New York is way out front. It's because we're the best state and most populous. No, not really. It's just because you have people running around living nut the butt all over the place. two and three to a mule going everywhere. Well, facts are facts. It's a new normal.

I just wanted to also a little upset before we leave it. A couple of stories and then we'll get out of here today. Okay, I appreciate it. That's two and a fat. Thank you. Go ahead and subscribe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, you go to Blaze TV.

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and you already know this because you're listening to this part of the show and so that means you're a subscriber this show is still free you're welcome so Twitter Twitter has taken it upon themselves to, you know, as usual, as these social network platforms love to do. They decide what is good and what's not good, and they just take it down.

They don't care. Eh, it doesn't matter. We've decided that any coronavirus-related posts that deny expert recommendations, or promote fake treatments and prevention techniques, and we're just going to take them down. We don't care who we are. And so people who have been tweeting about the hydroxychloroquine as a safe way to treat COVID-19, yeah, no, we're taking you down. I have one of my new sources here on the show, Inside Sort,

who was found to have COVID-19 in the state of Florida, was given hydroxychloroquine as one of his medicines. he's better now. Oh, did I say he, I mean, of that person, my, my source is better. So, guess what? It works. It may not work on everyone. You know, like every other drug in the world doesn't work on everyone.

But it does work on many people. So perhaps what's happening on Twitter, people talking about it is okay. And if you are like, I don't know, the people in what state were they in Arizona who decided that President Trump's been talking about hydroxychloroquine, isn't that what it says on the back of my fish poison that cleans fish tanks? I could be able to drink that and get better, even though I don't have it, but it could keep me from getting it. That's not the rest of ours fault. there's stupid people and we can't help that

plus the FDA has just given emergency authorization for the hydroxical use so Twitter what do you think? We changed the algorithm just a little bit what do you think? Just a little? Yeah, okay

and I wanted to talk about the Kennedy Senator too what a great story You know, they've got the $25 million from the, are we, is it a, is it a, just a, what are we calling it? Is it a benefits package? Stimulus package. Is it a stimulus package?

Yeah. The official name is. But they got $25 million. The official name is coronavirus relief bill. Right. Right. That's what I said. That's why I asked what are we calling it.

And so the Kennedy Center, you know, we got all, we got all, wonder why did they get $25? million dollars. They must be wanting to keep everyone employed and keep everybody working at the Kennedy Center. Nope. Nope. Somebody leaked a conference call from the Kennedy Center's president leading that conference call. The president said, yeah, now we're taking the 25 million. That barely makes us whole. And so the rest of you are going to be without work. Man, I wish we could I wish we could keep you around, but 25 million doesn't do much. So why are we trying to keep it afloat then? What are we doing?

What the heck are we doing? I don't understand. And we also have, I mean, that's damn near a crime. That is damn near a crime. That we have places like that taken that much money and it doesn't help. I mean, it keeps them afloat for an extra month. we need to rethink the Kennedy Center's budget plan. Just a tad.

Just a tad. But maybe, maybe the Kennedy Center in New York should take heed from the mayor of Houston. The mayor of Houston has given us guidelines. I say us, criminals. Silly me, throwing me in with the criminals.

They've given us guidelines. the mayor on what criminals should do during this pandemic. Till the coronavirus is resolved, let's take a break, okay? Stay home, okay? Right. And don't commit any crimes. And that way, they'll stay safe and out of jail. And police officers will stay safe and can go home to their families. Okay, so everybody chill. Crooks, criminals, you chill. Wait till the coronavirus. virus is over. Right. Thank you. Thank you, Mayor of Houston, Sylvester Turner. We appreciate you and we understand what you're trying to do to help. However, you're late to the game, bro.

Chicago mayor has already told people, stop shooting people until this whole pandemic thing is over. You're wasting too many hospital beds. We need the beds. So, They did that in Baltimore too, right? Baltimore's telling them, hey, guys, what do you think? You see what's going on around the world? We need the hospital beds. Maybe you think maybe you stop shooting people. Or maybe you just tell them, you know, if you shoot people or get shot, you don't get the hospital bed.

You get the special tent outside. And the people who are actually sick from a pandemic, they get the hospital beds inside. Maybe we go that direction. what do you say you know yeah me too and this story I'm gonna leave you with this

I saw this this morning and I thought I don't know if that's supposed to make me feel better or not but it's really fascinating from a Twitter account at fact which I love this particular tweet

Vincent Van Gogh one of my daughter's favorite painters and artists only sold one painting when he was alive. He died completely broke. I'm not sure if that's supposed to make me feel

better or not. So there's that.