Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 339 | Hey Wuhan, Please Stop Cooking Animals Alive! & San Diego Tunnel Taskforce is Activated

Episode Date: April 1, 2020

Day 20 inside CQB: Why is the Wuhan animal market cooking animals alive? This needs to stop and the market needs to be closed again. PSA on how to cook your animals from Jeffy. The San Diego tunnel Taskforce is working hard and they found a lot of illegal contraband. Gov Cuomo office decided to address the nipple piercing situation and a spokesperson said that the internet is wrong, It's official Harry and Meghan join us commoners and life is about to get rough to the Prince aka failed Prince. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I did the poll, thinking about doing a 30-day quarantine, no shave. And, you know, don't tell me. my wife and of course someone did but 69.3% of you said no shave 30.7% of you said shave. She believes that she is the only vote that matters because she does not want me to grow a beard. But I have not shaved now for I think going on five or six days and there's only 30 days in the quarantine left? Trump said 30 more days. So it's just

30 more days. We'll see who wears the pants in this family. As we talked about yesterday on Chewing the Fat, thank you so much for coming along for the ride. Just yesterday's podcast. Go back and listen. Hello. But we talked about the possibility,

that after this is all, all said and done, the COVID-19 coronavirus lockdown, the quarantine world, that I was thinking yesterday, I'm just thinking out loud that divorce rates are going to go up. People are not going to be happy with each other. We've talked a lot about employees, you know, being together and, you know, playing games and we're just to be happy and you got to try to be together. But I could just feel that couples are at the end of this going to be. be at their with edge with each other. I just do not want to be with you.

I want a divorce. I can't take it. I haven't been able to get out of the house. I can't go see my girlfriend or boyfriend at the gym. I can't go see my girlfriend or boyfriend at the racetrack. I just can't do it. I love the little cutie pie at Starbucks that I get my coffee from every day. And we've been seeing each other for the last couple months.

And now we haven't seeing each other anymore. And I'm stuck with you. I want a divorce. And there's no, you know, there's no courts going on these days. So you got to ride it out. And I see a story yesterday afternoon out of China talking about divorce rates after the coronavirus quarantines. A Shanghai divorce lawyer has said that his caseload has increased 25% since the city's lockdown. eased. It isn't even completely over. They've just eased it a little bit.

25%. I knew it. And it's going to happen here. It's coming to a country near you very soon. And inside the story, it gives you an example of Ms. Wu, a housewife in her 30s in southern Guadong province, who, I mean, Guangdong province, if you haven't spent any time there this time of year, beautiful. She spent almost two months in isolation with her out-of-work spouse. They fought constantly. Wu, who declined to give her full name because she wants to protect her privacy. Uh-huh. Ticked off a familiar list of marital irritants, including money, too little, screen time, too much.

Housework and child care, not evenly split. One particular annoyance was her husband's habit of engaging their two children in play in the evening when they were supposed to be going to bed. He's a troublemaker. I don't want to endure anymore. We agreed to get a divorce, and the next thing is to find lawyers. I, you just feel it coming. I, it absolutely is going to happen here.

So if you're a divorce attorney, or if you're just attorney and you're thinking, how am I going to survive? Start doing divorces because it's coming. That is coming right. As soon as we get done with this, I know, we got, you know, at least 30 days. That's the criss-cruise lighted. the end of the tunnel. The light at the end of the tunnel is not at the end of 30 days, by the way.

I'm still looking at, I would love to say sometime in June. What did I say July 4th? Yeah, I think we start loosening up maybe a little in June, but we're not even going to be close to a light at the other tunnel until July 4th. It's just me. He's talking out loud, you know, what do I know? It's just, you know. Tell me on a podcast.

Talk it out loud. That's all I'm saying. So we also got news. Why are we not using this to help the rest of the world? We have a story from Italy about a man entitled Mr. P. Born in 1919, the same period as the Spanish flu. He grew up between World War I and World War II. Now he's turned out to be the oldest patient in Italy to recover.

from COVID-19. We have a story of 95-year-old veteran. Bill Kelly from Oregon is recovered from COVID-19. I mean, he's lived through the Great Depression, served in the South Pacific during World War II, and now he's recovered from COVID-19. Why are we not taking these men's blood? Why are we not using their blood for vaccines?

I don't even care if they say no, yes or no. It's not up to them. We're using your blood. that works though you can't just take their blood uh sure we can it's a pandemic it's a worldwide problem we're taking your blood uh as a matter of fact you're going to sit there and we're going to take your blood and then we're going to create some vaccines you're not going to go anywhere so when your body recreates some more blood we're going to take some more and that's the way it goes whether you want to or not do you that's the way it is do you really think that it was because

of a bat do you really think this was all because of the bad i don't know i don't know remember we had I don't know if we had the story or not. Maybe I just heard the story. Because there was a, there was a story out there that talked about how it got started at that, uh, at the animal food market that they all go to. But it was because of one of the guys that worked at the lab was selling the test animals. to the market. And, you know, is there any way to prove that?

No. Yes. Is the guy that was selling at the market? Where is he dead? Or, you know, I don't know. There's no way to really prove that. That's just, you know, maybe it's just some, some guy on YouTube I heard, you know what happened?

And I went, oh, yeah, that sounds good. I could go with that. I don't know. I really don't know what it was. I think it was, you know, it sounds good. to say it was because of, you know, they're eating strange animals at the market? Is it just because they, you know, somebody spilled a vial in the test lab in China and the whole thing went to hell? I don't know.

I don't know that it matters. Have you seen those videos of the market? Yes. That is some pretty freaky, like, why are you eating that dog alive? I know. Kill the dog. And there's a cut. There's YouTube channels out there with those, with those.

the China guys YouTube channels eating all those animals. And it's really, even with ketchup, I'm not eating those. No. Even with ketchup. Like, I don't understand. Like, there's so many other animals that you can eat. And now you've, not, you've, and then the funny, the funny part about those videos is like,

you have the menu board, it's just the pictures of the animals. Like, come on. It shouldn't be It shouldn't You should not be I'll take Is that a bat? Yeah, I'll take that bat

With a little bit of Caterpillar And is that a butterfly? Okay, yeah Can you top it up with a butterfly? Like, no, we're not doing that. I know. No, we're not doing that.

And if it's anything at this market You can eat all these animals It's most, a lot of them are still alive And they're just chomping on them Oh, Oh, come on. They had a dog. They threw a live dog in those big Chinese, you know, cooking pans.

And the dog is. Yes. And I'm like, can you just kill it? Like, okay, I get it. Okay, fine. Let's, oh, we're surprised at the Chinese people, they eat dogs. Why do you think there's no roaming cats or roaming dogs next to a Chinese restaurant? Is that because they shoot them away?

It's because they're feeding it to you. I digress. Right. But if you're going to eat the animal at the market, can we at least kill the animal instead of cooking it alive? Well, Chris would cook lobster and crab like that. Yeah, that's a lobster and that's a crab. And you put him in a bowl and you close the lid.

You don't see the lobster. And you know what happens to the lobster? The lobster goes to sleep and never wakes up. A dog is like, oh, hold on. We need more hot sauce on. this. Yeah, by the way, if you have ever said not dropped lobster into boiling water, like you put lobster, say, in cold water and then put the pot on the stove and turn it on, once the water starts heating up, the lobsters crawl away. Yes. They crawl out of the way.

They go, whoa, hey, this water's starting to get a little warm. I'm going to go over here. Yes, which is why you put. I'm going to go find some cold water, which is what the dogs and other animals are all trying to do and the humans are holding them down. Yes. So I get, I get that we're going to eat the dog. I get that we're going to eat the camel. I get it. Fine. Fine. Fine. Please. Kill it first.

You know what? You could quote me on that. Kill it first. I don't think we should be saying that PSA. Please kill you animal first before you cook it. Like now, I should, you know, hi, this is Jeff Fisher from chewing the fat. You know, it's more important than ever in today's world. Whatever you're going to eat, kill it first.

We hear chewing the fat are firm believers at eating whatever your little heart desires. Whatever warms the cockles of your little heart. But, most importantly, and now more than ever, kill your animals first. Thank you. Brought to you by American Beef Society and every other animal society there is. Thank you. It's just insane. I mean, we're okay in America to eat chicken.

I mean, we kill eight billion chickens a year, but we just get pissed when you torture them. We know you, it's okay. We know you set them in cages and get them fat for us and then run them through your little plucker thing. But ever so often, somebody releases a video, the horrors of the chicken farm. And we get mad and we say, hey, treat them a little bit better, okay?

Give him a massage. You know, massage to thighs. massage the breast those chicken legs I want them nice and tender so can you just make sure you use your knuckle you give a nice

I know that the free range chickens are better and they get to know you on the farm and all that I don't care I just want to have chickens to eat okay I have cattle we look we want to

we're going to eat our beef I just do I want you to torture them no when you no but just kill them kill them first just kill them I'm sorry. If you're telling me that Chick-fil-A, which has the best chicken sandwich in the world,

it's not killing your chicken. I'm sorry? Are they a sponsor now? No, like I said, Chick-fil-A is the best chicken sandwich in the world. And you tell me right now that they're not killing their chicken, and they're just prying them up alive, I'll be like, you know what? No, Chick-fil-A, I am done so. I am not longer supporting you.

Like, oh, we're asking you for to kill your animal. Wait a second. Wait a second. I'll say, look, I'm going to be really angry. Could you guys stop doing it, please? Because I'm going to have to think about maybe not supporting you. You know, as I drive through the drive-through. I think it all goes to like a rule about their food industry.

We have so much trust in the food industry. Yes, we do. That seeing a person put a live dog. in a cooker and, you know, the dog is still yapping his butt off. And any animal. Yeah, any animal. Now, dogs are a little closer to our heart since we actually use them for pets. Yes.

And we get to know them and they're part of the family. So when we see a dog, a dog in a hot skillet, we think, oh, no, little fluffies and a frying pan cooking her out of there. You know, that makes me think also that, you know, residents at Wuhan don't listen to this podcast because you've said it, I think, maybe. maybe three times in one week. When little fluffy, you run out of food, you shoot little fluffy,

and then you have a meal. We did not say, turn on the skillet, put Fluffy in. Oh, right. No, I don't think we said that. I don't think we said that. On top of it, I don't have a walk big enough

to put the whole Fluffy in anyway, so I got a killer first anyway. Thank you. Thank you. So walk. I have a big walk. I just don't, I can feed a puppy. I can't fit a grown dog Yeah, no, you got to have a big one

I mean, some of the Chinese restaurants in the back Oh yeah Those monster walks It take three people to flip Hey, yeah Go get she and Yan and zoo I mean you're

Let's flip this I mean you're not only putting Fluffy in I mean you're putting fluffy in Yeah But we don't We don't want that. That's what I say. We don't want that.

Kill them first. If I see Fluffy's already dead and you're throwing Fluffy into the walk, I'm like, okay, all right, fine, whatever. But if Fluffy, even if Fluffy or Fluffy is, you know, scrunching around in there, I'm thinking, what are you doing? I just stop it. I just want to let the audience this is not planned at all. I think this is just because we've been locked up for 20 days inside CQB that we just made a whole bit of Chinese people feeding us dogs out of General Soh chicken.

You know, it's fine. If you tell me right now, Jeffrey, tell me if I'm wrong, right now, it's the perfect chance for all these Chinese restaurants to tell us, hey, that General So chicken that you were having, you were right, is genital cat. We're sorry, you know, we thought, you know, but... I'll never do that. We want to be transparent right now.

All the rumors are correct. The reasons why we won't have no roaming dogs or roaming cats is because Genocide chicken in real life is general soul dog or cat. Right, they'll never do that. We don't want to know. I mean, really, we don't want to know.

Oh, no. We want to... In the back of our minds, we know, man, this is really good. And how come I can never get my meat to taste like this? Well, you need to cook fluffy. And then your meat will talk and taste like that. But we don't really want to know. We don't want to know that, oh, man, this is so good.

I know. Have you seen Mary and Joe's dog lately? No, I haven't. I don't know what happened to it. That's because you're eating it. Oh, nobody, we don't want to know that. We don't want to know. Do you remember when McDonnell said,

hey, from now on, our chicken nuggets, will be 100% chicken. Yes, and we all said, wait. Do you remember that? Wait a minute. What was it before? Oh, don't worry about it. Don't look at the time, but just to let you know,

our chicken nuggets will be 100% chicken from that one. So there is actual crime happening in America still today. I don't know if you know, I mean, the mayors of cities are telling us, we found out, you know, earlier this week that mayors are telling us, hey, could you criminals stop for a little while and calm down? I mean, we've got this whole pandemic thing going on, so maybe you take it easy. But we found out that our, and I didn't realize that this was an actual task force, but the San Diego Tunnel Task Force

has uncovered another tunnel. They've actually done their job. Now, they seized 1,300 pounds of cocaine, 86 pounds of math, 17 pounds of heroin, 3,000 pounds of marijuana, and more than 2 pounds of fentanyl from this tunnel. Why am I not finding this tunnel?

was my first question before the San Diego Tunnel Task Force uncovered it. And it's one of the biggest in history, estimated at $29.6 million street value. The tunnel, 2,000 feet, more than 2,000, a warehouse, Tijuana, Mexico, to a warehouse in Ote Mesa era of San, Diego. It was 31 feet down, three feet wide, had a rail system, a reinforced walls, ventilation, lighting. I mean to tell you, this was a sophisticated way to get these drugs into our country. Incredible. Incredible work by the cartel. Incredible work by the cartel. Congratulations. discovered by who? Our San Diego

Tunnel Task Force. Okay. All right. All right. Just making sure I wrote that correctly because I want to be part of the task force. I want to be part of that task force. I want to go into tunnels. I want to find the mall people.

I want to find the strippers that are hanging out down there. I want to find the, you know, the ex-porn stars are hanging out down there. I want to find the drugs. I feel like that is a great gig to have right now. And I'll tell you this, COVID-19 is not hanging out of the tunnels. So the San Diego Tunnel Task Force includes U.S. Immigration and Custom Enforcement's Homeland Security Investigations, U.S. Border Patrol, the Drug Enforcement Administration, and the United States Attorney's Office.

Now, you know, the attorney's office is like, I'm not going down in that tunnel. You guys go ahead and get it. Let me know when you guys are done. Can you wear some body cam and then let us know from down there? Send a link up to my office. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just put it on YouTube. Make sure you put it unlisted so no one can see it. And I'm not moving here.

I got other cases to figure out. So this was a transnational criminal organization. What does that mean? Transnational. That was just a cartel. It means she's probably fucking Chinese people. Ooh, right? Yeah.

Smuggling in fluffies for us to eat. They didn't mention that in what they found, though. No, I think you may... They said cocaine and math and heroin. Not fluffy. Fluffy. But they didn't mention any fluffies. Weird.

Fluffy. They think they would if it was a Chinese drug lords. It was just Mexican cartels. Don't worry about it. You're fine. And we have good news. It's safety. You can breathe easy.

The bad wig bandit has been busted. What? I know. He's done. He's done. If you announced, the bad wig bandit has been apprehended. And it was thanks to some, and I mean that with every ounce of love in me. He was taken into custody at Fort Benning, Georgia.

He attempted to enter the installation. I don't know why. It doesn't say. It just says the military police ran his ID. And he had another outstanding warrant for something else. And they were like, yeah, you're not going anywhere. You're under arrest. So your people took care of them.

Good job. My people were presenting. Told you that we're good for something. I told you we're good for something. The gate people. The gate people are all fine. No problem. No worry about it.

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Oh my gosh. That's really cool. That is pretty cool, right? Oh, it's so nice. I'm thinking about damn time. I mean, thank you. Appreciate it. We were talking about Andrew Cuomo, the governor of the great state of New York,

and his possible nipple piercings. And I was trying to figure out what they were. I expanded them out. I was thinking of maybe skull and crossbones, an X or an airplane. You know, I don't know. I don't know. You know, New York One. It's a special private airplane.

I don't know. But according to his spokesperson, his spokesperson, his spokesperson, a rich as a Parday, as a Parday, A-Z-Z-O-P-A-R-D-I, another gangster. He said, of course not, sorry, Internet. What? No, no, no, no, no. now I know. Now I know it's even truer that he has his nipple pier. Because right now, you just want them to what? Hey, notice how talk about it? So what would you do? Oh, that was just a normal response will be, no, that was just the way that the shirt was caught. You know, it was cold outside. And I will even accept this horrible lie. hey, the governor, he has, you know, some deformed nipples.

He's got some nipple disease. Quit making fun of them. Exactly. Because that's what my wife said. My wife said, hey, don't make fun of it because he could have. Oh, shut up. I hope you told your wife to shut up. Oh, you could have some sort of nipple disease.

Yeah, okay. And I was like, okay, yeah, the nipple disease is that he has extra nipples. I don't think that's a disease at all. It's just a deformity. But I'm sorry, those two pictures I sent you, Jeffrey. Those look like dumbbell. I looked at others. Yeah.

I looked at others. I mean, I did even more research on individual. Wait, hold on possible nipple piercing. That we did a chewing the fat special on nipple piercing of the governor of New York. Because if we did, I feel like that is money well spent. I feel like that is well money, well spent by having to see if the governor of New York had, but I'm sorry, any female out there that has their peers, they know, oh yeah, I recognize it. This is the dumbbell ones that you get as soon as you get your nipples peers.

That's every single female answer out there. Yes. Oh, yeah, that's the one that they put on as soon as I got them done. Yes, because that's what that is. It's just that those are called studs and they just put them in. They just called the nipple studs. They slide them in. Not that I'm aware.

Just saying, you know, I may have done some research. I may have, may have, may have told the ex-wife that that was a mandatory thing to have if you want to be with me. And I come back from work and boom, they're done. So, you know, I've done my research. And as soon as I saw that, I got flashbacks. I was like, oh, dumbbells. You might call them studs. I call them dumbbells.

I may be familiar with them with a person that is familiar with me. The very house that I'm broadcasting from, the CQB. It's very possible that those have found their way in. So shut off. Just say they're piercings. Why is he embarrassed about it? It's a big deal. He's Mr. showing it off with his polo shirt on.

And I'm sorry. Like, that's not a taboo. Right. I mean, maybe it is for a governor. It's probably embarrassing for him. Well, why are you showing your pecks? Oh, because I'm... Well, right, that's what...

And I want to show people that I work out. Yeah. I mean, he looks good. There's a couple of... I'm not saying he doesn't look good. He actually looks better than I had anticipated. Me too. Absolutely.

And then now, with those... Unquote, nipple-piercing, he looks even hotter. I'll buy him a drink. Thank you. If I was at a bar and I see him, I'm like, hey, get him a lemon,

drop. Have you seen his nips? They're their own point. Hey, A.C. You need a drink? All right. Come here, baby. I look you up. There's a little problem. That's what he has him for in the first place. Now, Dinkleberry Rich as a party. Oh, of course not. Shut up. Coronavirus update in the world.

As we speak, as we're recording on April 1st. I didn't even do a stupid. an April 1st joke today. April fools. You know, I'll have a big announcement for you today. I have lost 300 pounds.

April fools. So funny. April fools. I fooled you. We have 902,5007 total cases worldwide of the coronavirus. And I'm sure that that's probably over a million because you have to kind of guess that perhaps China didn't give us the totals properly.

Hey, you know, numbers inverted here and there. Some things didn't quite add up, right? They added, you know, they didn't carry the one. And so things got screwed up and they misreported how many cases they had. But we have here in the United States, 199,220. cases and we've already broken 4,373 deaths. Now, that's still pretty good. That's still pretty good.

It just sounds like, wow, we've got 4,000 deaths, but it's still pretty good. And Mark Levin brings up a good point, too, on Blaze TV that he can't tell what those numbers are. You know, if I go to the hospital and have one of the. underlying symptoms and I get tested positive for COVID-19, but I die. Did I die of a heart attack or did I die of COVID-19? I'm not sure how those numbers are being populated and nobody's saying. So, I mean, I know.

I know. Still the numbers are the numbers, Jeff. That's the way you got to go with it. Okay. So just live with it. And that's the way it is. is you understand to me? And because things are getting so bad,

we've asked doctors and nurses to come to New York. You see, I mean, Cuomo is asking, speaking of the great governor Cuomo now with his skull and crossbones, nipple piercings, he's asked for doctors and nurses to come to New York. He's called nationwide. We've seen buses and trained planes and automobiles of doctors and nurses coming to New York.

I don't know that I would do that. I mean, I get it. I'm glad they're doing it. But, you know, I thank you. And we've seen pictures of extra EMT people showing up in the city and they're setting up. I mean, that's great. Bless your hearts. I love you for it.

But if it's going to be as rough as our president has said it's going to be in the next two to four weeks, maybe you stay where you're at. Maybe you just kind of stay where you at. You know, you hunker down where you're at. Even you, doctors and nurses and EMT people. Maybe stay where you're at and take care of the people where you're at. I mean, we're already, look, is it worth it? I don't know.

I mean, hospitals are telling doctors they'll be fired if they talk to the press. A major medical staffing company just slashed benefits for their doctors and nurses. What are you kidding me? What do you mean? Hold on. I want to you back up a little bit. What do you mean, is it worth it? Is it worth it to go and help the sick?

Is that what you're asking? Is it worth it to leave where you're at and go into New York and be doctors without borders in New York? I don't know. I mean, I guess if you want to go to help, but if you're a doctor or nurse, you're going to want to help where you're at, right? I mean, we heard the stories. Some of my favorite stories were they were asking in the United States. kingdom, right, for retired doctors and nurses to come back to the National Health Service and, you know, help with work that was coming and that was already there.

What I was, and they showed stories of doctors and nurses who were coming back and they were all happy about it. I only saw my favorite was the story of the one former staff nurse. who said after the way I was treated, I would rather shove a rusty six-inch nail at my backside than return to my old job. So I guess she wasn't going to go back. Ouch. I, you know, there's plenty of people going back to help, no problem.

But she was definitely, well, when I say she, I don't know that it was a she. It was a 67-year-old former staff nurse from Manchester who said, after the way I was treated, I would rather shove a rusty six-inch nail up my backside than return to my old job. It doesn't say whether it was a he or she so. You know what? I apologize. I apologize. And at what point, and I know this is, I'm not making fun of this, but I am, well, at what point are we going to have too many ventilators? Yeah, okay, okay, thank you. Will we have, will we have too many ventilators at some point? every single major car manufacturer, big tech are doing ventilators.

I feel like by now, we should have everybody that is sick covered and a potential... I don't know. I don't know. I hope that's true. I mean, you've got Ford and GE saying they're going to pump up 50,000 ventilators in just 100 days. Virgin Orbit, Richard Branson say they're going to pump out ventilators. Ventilator Challenge UK is a group of 14 British manufacturers, including Rolls-Royce that are making two different ventilator models. Metatronic, the $123 billion medical device metatronic company, they published the specs so that anybody can make a ventilator.

You can go out and make your own ventilator if you want. So I'm just wondering, and I hope it comes like tomorrow and not two months from now, that we're overrun with ventilators because it seems like at some point soon. All right, we've got enough ventilators. Let's back this production thing off a little bit. You guys, I want you to go back to making some cars again, all right? We're good. We're good.

We've got exit 24 right there by the plant packed up with ventilators. We don't know where they're going to be shipped out to. So how about we go back to making some cars again? That would be great. That would be great. Maybe this is me. I know. Maybe this is me.

I get it. But that's not the case. And I want to be sure that we don't go today without welcoming Harry and Megynne. to the regular people. Welcome to discover the earth, you peasants. How's it feel? Good a job. How's it feel to be a peasant now

and have to earn your money, you peasant? They are just regular people now. And crying. Did you see how the... say their goodbye under social media so they closed out to Sussex account like a day

or so ago right saying they were no longer it was over so if at the end of the statement they put Harry and Megan oh so I told you that he loses

prince I told you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop. I know that he loses the title, but he's still a prince. No. Yes. Okay. Yes.

Even without the actual title, fine. Fine. He's still a print. I'm making fun calling him, calling him a regular person. I mean, Megan is just a regular person trailer. But Harry is still a prince. Fine. I'll give you that.

I'll give you prints. But you have to add. Failure, Prince. That goes bad game to him. Prince failure. Prince failure. Look at the time. Look at the time.

I'll tell you, man, this guy, okay, right here, here we go. Since we are pretty good of predicting all this stuff, how long until they break up? Oh, that would be a good call. That's a good bet to take. This is not something that we wish on them. This is not,

this is not us wishing them to get the worst. But if you think about it, someone that's been literally, literally fed from a golden spoon his entire life. Now he has to work. Okay. And his work, he's not going to be in Burger King.

He's not going to be at McDonald's. He's not going to be a Wendy's. I know he's going to be the guy that greets you to drive through a Chick-fil-A. Yeah. You know, with the handheld computer. But, you know, he's going to have to work, like, go do speeches and stuff like that.

I mean, they're already crying about not having enough money, right? I mean, we're seeing stories about them being broke and not having money, which I fight hard to believe. They already pulled the emergency button by saying, hey, Donnie, can you pay for security? They already pulled that. They already, like, they're already calling it like the emergency. They're like on plan Z right now. At the very beginning. Yeah, you're right.

So, like, how long until Harry, Prince Failure, Harry says, okay, I should listen to grandma, I should listen to dad, you do not marry the actresses, you just use him as side hustles. Yeah. I feel like that. Well, I'll give you that prediction tomorrow. Because I got to think about that. I got to actually go back on it.

Fine, fine. And email us your prediction. What do you know? your predictions. Let's do some chewing the fat predictions. That's a good call. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. And let's have your predictions on when the, it's just for fun. We don't want to actually happen. The Harry, I'm sorry, the Prince Failure Harry, break up with the wannabe queen, Megan, and the kid. Is his name again? Oh yeah, Archie. content at theblease.com slash podcasts.

So I mentioned on Pat Unleashed as doing my Chew in the Fat segment this morning, chewing the fat during Pat Unleashed, that Minnesota head football coach, PJ Fleck, and who doesn't appreciate head coach Fleck. But he had a message that he sent out and he said in an interview that those that want normalcy, normal isn't coming back ever. Okay. Hey, thanks coach. He said, but maybe that's a good thing.

Everybody wants to keep chasing this norm. When's normal coming back? I get that news for you. Normal's not coming back. But who says the new norm can't be better? And he also used one of his lines that brought back a tremendous memory for me. The line was, there are no problems. There are only situations.

Now, I know that's a coach. I know that's coach speak. But it reminded me of when I was working for Win Dixie. I don't know if you know this. I live in Florida. I worked for Win Dixie for a number of years. When one beautiful sunny afternoon, my supervisor, Frank Botwell, by the way. I'd never forget Frank.

He, we were standing, you know, doing a, you know, walk in the store. And if you've ever been in the grocery business, you know, walking those doors. And, but Jeff, there's no problems, Jeff. There's just unsolved opportunities. And I always remembered

that. So he was kind of the PJ Fleck of of grocery stores. There's no problems. There's only situations. Jeff, there's no problems. It's just unsolved opportunities, right? Yes, that's right.

Mr. Bowler, you're right. I got you. Don't you worry about it. And as long as we were on sports. Let's talk a little bit about Joe Buck. I kind of like him. Okay, I'm not a big fan, but he's, you know, he doesn't, he does a good job. I enjoy him.

He's fine. I just not, you know, I just don't. He's okay. He's okay. We just leave it at that. Joe Buck, he's okay. But he's been doing these videos using his play-by-play calls for people, you know, doing golf tricks and marble racing and hairlines.

And he's been having, he's been having fun doing it. But he said that he has to make sure that there's nothing in the videos that are going to come back to haunt him, right? I mean, he says we go through these videos like the subrooter film because you're worried that there's going to be something in the background. There's going to be something hidden, you know, like a highlights magazine that we should not focus on. It still becomes an internet thing. I shouldn't have put my voice on it. I completely understand. Well, he said that he's had submissions that are sex tapes.

And he wants people to stop sending him sex tapes. He said he's not going to do the play-by-play of sex tapes. He said he's not going to do this at this stage in his life. So maybe later in life, but not now. that might be funny. Now, I just want to go on record. And, you know, I think it would be fun. Privately, I might do a play-by-play for adult tapes.

I might do that. I don't know if they'd get through to Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com or at Jeffie JFR on my Twitter account. or Jeff Fisher Radio on Facebook or Jeff Fisher Radio on Instagram. But you can, and I'll give it a shot. And maybe, you know, maybe I'll do a play by play. You never know, do you? No, you don't.