Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 34 | El Chapo Might Get a New Trial

Episode Date: February 21, 2019

Jeffy brings you the news to include trouble at turtle home and El Chapo might get a new trial.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to it, chewing the fat with yours truly Jeff Fisher. Thanks for coming along for the ride today. Oh my gosh. Will El Chapo get a new trial? Amazing. So a member of the federal jury that convicted El Chapo... Joaquin Achivaldo-Gusman Loera. He didn't say that with a little bit more.

Newsworthy. with the I mean the federal jury that convicted Mexican drug lord El Chapo Joaquin Achivaldo

Guzman Loera Oh I want to Joaquin What is it Joaquin Achivaldo Guzman Loera

Yeah I want the Joaquin El Chivaldo Cousman Loera Pancake Waffle Whatever his name is

really hungry right now. There's a pie right there. Okay, so, yeah, I can. Thank you. I appreciate it. So a member of the federal jury that convicted Mexican drug lord. Joaquin, not chivaldo,

no, don't make fun of it. No. I want it to be a news reporter. You not know how to do this? It's radio. Because I'm not putting my hand on my ear? No, I want it like a damn newsperson.

Not just a guy sitting at the end of the bar. A member of the federal jury that convicted Mexican drug lord. I don't know anymore. I don't know. Otherwise known as El Chapo. You know what? Never mind. Never mind.

Has reportedly accused at least five fellow jurors followed media coverage during the proceedings. I know. The judge told him, Don't be doing it. Get over yourselves. There was a vice news article regarding this juror misconduct. They find it, of course, deeply concerning and distressing.

The jury's allegations to the jury's repeated widespread disregard and contempt for the court's instructions. If true, make it clear that... Joaquin Achivaldo Gussman Loera, otherwise known as El Chapo. You know what? I just don't. I know you're... How's the pie?

Delicious. He didn't get a fair trial. They want to retrial. They want it to be retried. Now, can't really blame him. But odds are, uh-uh, no way.

Right? No way he gets another trial. Now that maybe he knew that. Maybe he, that's why he smiled when he went away. He wasn't just smiling at the water. when they hauled him away. He was smiling like, see you again, suckers. I'm not going to Supermax in Colorado yet, baby.

We kind of cool to get a redo and then he goes not guilty. Oh, man. But that's never, I mean, no way he goes, no way they get him as not guilty. That's a good movie right there. No question. I mean, he was already, the 10 criminal counts against him. I mean, let's be honest. He was guilty of him.

This whole court thing was a sham. We talked about that from the... It was a sham. I don't even know why. We should have just threw him into Supermax. And we could have just threw him in there and said he's waiting for trial. But, I mean, he was guilty of continuing criminal enterprise, drug trafficking, money laundering, using a weapon in conjunction with drug dealing. I mean, it's just smuggling.

Bad. Now, he's ready to do. join Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, Boston Marathon Bomber, September 11th conspirator, Oklahoma City bombing accomplished Terry Nichols, they're all in Supermax. Now, I will say this, though. It's possible that he gets the retrial. Now, Reuters' legal report found that judges granted new trials are overturned verdicts in 28, criminal and civil cases dating back to 2009, but this is what in 2010.

Now, they said that in this trial, they said that, or in this finding, they said that roughly 75% of the cases in which they did not take the drastic step of declaring mistrials. So 75% of the time in this old study, the judges were like, so move on. Oh, you mean they tweeted about it? They looked at a Twitter story, so, and I think that's what's going to happen here because they were making a big deal over the jury there was one holdout but they made a big deal over they read about the allegations about remember the story that came out just before the end of the trial where he had drugged and forced girls to have sex with them that were as young as 13 oh yeah yeah yeah that never was in the trial all right that was just a story that

came out during the trial and so they're saying that you know that could have you know prejudice the jury. I absolutely could have, even though it would never made it to the trial. But will the judge, the judge will go, eh. But he's El Chapo, we all know that he's guilty. See, that's what I'm saying. They should have never put him. Once they put him on trial, then you've got to present all this thing. That's why we should have just thrown him into Supermax and said he's awaiting trial. Instead of just throwing him in jail in New York. Yeah, but there's a thing that says you have the right for a speech. trial.

Welcome to Chewing the Fad. Oh no. The U.S. and Drug Administration is warning people about this particular infusion. Don't do it. Those of you that, and I was actually, I was reading about this pre-heart event. I was reading about this. People are getting young blood infusions. because they're the same, hey, if you get young blood infusions, you're going to be younger and your body will heal faster.

You know, it's a little anti-aging, anti-memory loss. And there, you know, there's places that are offering the infusions of plasma. It contains antibodies, proteins, helps you, you know, and it's only for, you know, a few thousand dollars. It's a few thousand. It's all. And some clinics are claiming that the young, blood infusions can reverse the effects of aging, treat a wide range of serious illnesses, including dementia, Parkinson's, multiple sclerosis, Alzheimer's.

Now, if you believe that, I've got a bridge in the desert that you can buy for top dollar. What you're really going to need? Because, you know, we all know that's not going to. But it may make you feel better, right? It might make you feel better. But the FDA is saying that, yeah, no, the evidence is showing. infectious, allergic, respiratory, and cardiovascular risks. So, I don't know.

I think the FDA is jealous that they didn't come up with this. I think it is solving all these problems. They just don't want people to know. Because if this, you know, the people that we see in Hollywood all the time saying they made a deal with the devil? Nope. They're just getting blood transfusions. Yep. Now, the FDA is encouraging people to report any adverse.

reactions resulting from the administration of the plasma. Do you believe that people are going to do that? No. If you, let's say you get a blood transfusion, it's going to be like, it's going to be like three cuts to clown face. If you, with plastic surgery, if you get a blood transfusion, the first one's going to be great. You're going to feel good.

Your skin's going to feel fresher. You're going to feel younger. And then the second one you get will be, you know, it'll be the blood plasma will be from someone else, so it won't be the same. And it'll be, eh, not really good. You may be down. I'm going to report you. Nope, you're going to go for another blood transfusion.

You're going to try to, hey, get me the blood plasma from the same person you gave me the first time, okay? That's what's going to happen. Maybe that is already what's happening. Those damn rich people, they've got people in the basement that are just there to give them blood. Vampires. Oh, my gosh. It is a deal with the devil. Anybody have the banana plug app on their phone?

If you have the banana plug app on your phone, I would delete that quickly. As a matter of fact, I might just delete it, break the phone, throw it away, get a new phone, get that banana plug app. You had nothing to do with it. You don't know what you're talking about it. It came from a Santa Cruz, a University of California student. He developed the app. so people could buy meth, cocaine, and other illegal drugs with the banana plug app. They just plug it into the app.

He hung up posters at the university, all over the university to promote the app. Available on the Apple App Store, according to the university attorneys. The banana plug, an apparent reference to a UC's banana slug mascot, allegedly provided students with cocaine, Molly and Shrooms. That's legit. That's genius. I mean, absolutely horrible and, you know, disgusting. It should never.

Capitalism, baby. Never. Could you take over a little bit? I got to get rid of a couple of apps on my phone. Yeah, yeah, that's capitalism. So he sold drugs to a couple undercover Homeland Security guys. Ooh. That's a tough one.

Yeah. So that happens when you start going through the app. The posters advertising the application had been hung up all over the university. Mistake number one. I know. That app is word of mouth only. Right. I know.

He faced 40 years in prison. Yeah. Up to $5 million fine. He got the money. Wow. It's unclear if he retained an attorney. Duh. Yeah.

He's hiring a. Guzman Lorenzo Achivaldo, Jose. They got nothing else going on now. That case is over. They're going to take the banana plug app. In fact, I wonder who... I wonder who gave him the money to get this jump started as it was. It was just a little up.

This wasn't a GoFund me. Jovado right there. This wasn't a GoFund me. This was a Go El Chapo me. Ew. As long as you're in the app store and you're getting rid of your banana. plug app so that Homeland Security doesn't come in. We're here because of the banana plug app.

You can now, and I don't know why anyone would want to do this except for maybe just the fun of it, you can now check the weather on Mars every day. Instrument aboard NASA's Insight Lander are now gathering meteorological data from the Martian surface, allowing for daily weather reports that are being made available to the public. So you get daily weather reports from Elysium planetia beginning. It's already doing it. It began on the 11th, 10 days ago. So it gives you information about air temperature, wind speed, and air pressure.

Oh, isn't that special? Find out what's going on. Wake up. Find out what the temperature is at the house. What it's going to be like for the day here on Earth? And then see what it's going to be like on Mars. really all you need though is if you say you listen to there's plenty of podcasts to listen to you can listen to this podcast of chewing the fat which you know maybe we start giving you the daily

and now the weather is your local area and we give you the weather that's legit I'm so in but we have to have area weather people to give us reports yeah wasn't some people to Mars. Or we just check in and we find out, oh, what's the date today? And we could find out from Gary the Numbers guy, hey, what's the weather going to be like at Mars today? Because what's the date? I'm sure that's going to be part of his new podcast.

Gary, you've got it, Gary, the Number of the guy joining us. You've got a new podcast that is going to start. When does this thing start again? When are you dumping this on us? Today. Oh, yeah, today. Oh, my gosh. is the 21st of February

2019 amazing the way I figured it is the top guys in radio Rush Limbaugh Howard Stern all those guys Mark Levins I guess one of your bosses they're all born in the third

12, 21st or 30th because one and two is three and three is the number of communication communication starts with C C is the third letter so after all that I mean don't talk down to me don't talk down to me and first of all

let's be clear well something, okay? He's not my boss. He's not my boss. That does, that's not happening. Let's be clear about that. Okay. Yeah, no, no, I know. So you're launching a new podcast. Do you have a, do you have a name for it?

Is it a number? You know, you know what? Digits. You know, I figured as soon as the podcast start, I figure one out. You don't even have a name for you yet? You got to have a name for it. Come on. Listen, here's how it works. Gary on numbers.

What is it? I mean, GG33 Network, man. Oh, yeah, that's right. GG33 Network. I mean, that's not catchy. That GG33 logo is huge. Not catchy, though. I got it on thousands and thousands of accounts.

And I have a mere 20K followers, but, you know, some of my people in my network have 100K,000. Some people even have blue check. Right. Well, you've created a downline. Of course. Yeah, yeah. The GG33.

Here's what it is. It's Gary, it's Gary the Amway guy. There you. Well, come on now. Come on now. I'm not at the pyramids unless they're turned upside down, my friend. Anyways, listen, this is how it basically works, man. I dominate my field.

And the way that's known is because I'm the only numerologist people even know of, whether they believe in numerology or not. That's a fact. So what I've done is I don't want to be a big, big, big fish in a small pond. I want to be a big fish in a big pond. And to do that, I need to find experts in almost every single field. And I believe I've done that. GG3 members have about 500 people around the world, not just in America, but 25 other countries.

And I can say very probably no communist countries. Moving forward. What do you have against communism, Gary? I hate communism. Bro, you know exactly what I do the communists. But again, this is a family show, so I'll keep my mouth shut about that. moving forward you have to understand that some of my members they've been on Fox News remember the Starbucks guy he's one of my guys uh what what stop stop stop so so so so

what Starbucks guy you don't remember the Starbucks guy I remember a lot of Starbucks guys I want to know which one you're referring to the black guy who went in there and got reparations remember it was all over Fox News okay this is the Philadelphia one yeah yeah yeah exactly so That's one of my guys. I got people on there who are, you know, Kundalini and shocker. What did you just call me? Exactly. Exactly. That's more of the spiritual type of realm. But here is basically what it comes down to, Jeffrey. I want to mix politics with numerology, astrology, and a whole bunch of other fields. And unlike other podcasts, we're going to keep this to Twitter.

We're going to keep this about Twitter. We're going to have people on eventually, you you know, people on Twitter who don't like each other can come on in debate. So we're going to give people a forum for Twitter, off Twitter. And basically, without Twitter, I don't think I'd have a GG3 network, if you know what I mean. Right, I do actually know what you mean. You know, I told Jack, I should pay him taxes instead of the federal government. All right. So what you're talking about is just making numerology available to the masses covering everything under the sun.

that would probably be the best marketing strategy I mean the GG3 network correct right it's got to be better than the GG3 network it's got to be something there's got to be a little catchier than that I'm with you under the you know

it can all be under you know the GG3 network and you can have a guy stoning out you know GG3 well you know I'm I'm all for the legalization of marijuana thank you for asking Jepie I do I didn't, though, but okay.

All right, so your podcast starts today, and really are you going to just cover everything? Are you going to be specific on, or certain days going to be specific like how today we tell you how to beat the lottery. Today we tell you how to beat the NBA. Or are you just going to be hawking people to join your GG3 online? I'll tell you what, Jeffrey. If you figure out of the way to beat the lottery, I'll name you the main numerologist in the country. You know, honestly, you know, a lot of people, and just to be serious on the note, a lot of people always ask me, Gary, how come you can't beat the lottery? And here's what it comes down to.

I basically believe the lottery is a slush fund for CIA, NSA, because it's very difficult for them to take money out of, you know, Congress. Because there's always a paper trail when Congress has to appropriate bills and stuff like that. But when it comes to the lottery, all they do is they run the stuff. thing up to about $250 million, maybe even a billion dollars, give it to some puppet winner. They collect all that money for their black ops. And that's what I honestly think the lottery is. I think it's 100% fixed. So the people that have won the lottery are just puppet winners for the CIA?

I think a lot of them do. I think a lot of them are, yes. Let's not forget, a lot of these guys remain nameless. A lot of these people we don't know who they are. Some of them, I'm sure. but a high percentage, in my opinion, I believe this is just the ops for the CIA to collect money without congressional oversight.

And that's, and more you have to look forward to on the new Gary the Numbers Guy podcast. I brought to you on the GG3 Network. 3-3. You got to put the 3-3 in there, Jeff. You remember, Freemasons go up to 33rd. What did I say? G-G-3-Oh, I said G-G-3-3-3.

It says G-G-3-3. See, now you're, now you're insults me. You can't see, one three is an insult. Two three is a compliment. See, Jeffrey, learn something new every day. G, G, G, G, two, three. Hey, Jeff, you got to admit I got a lot better at this stuff in the past 10 years.

I'm just going to leave it at that, Gary. Yes, you have. Thanks for being, I appreciate it. Good luck. All right, we'll talk to you soon. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. So I would have asked,

him, you know, where to get it. But he kind of, he actually, I wanted to continue down this rabbit hole of black ops money from the lottery. And I couldn't bring myself to go there. And I love conspiracy. So what's going to happen? What's going to happen, though, see, is tonight. I want to go home and I'm going to continue to think about the stupid lottery,

paying for the black ops of the CIA and the government black ops business. And the gay frogs. Don't forget about that. The gay frogs and everything else. And I'm going to have to go crazy. I'm going to start diving into it to see if it's actually true. So then I didn't. I'm trying to say, well, where do I find the Gary the Numbers Guy podcast, the Gigi 333 podcast?

I don't know. I don't know. He's going to put it up somewhere. So just follow him on Twitter, I guess. Gary, the Numbers guy or GG3 Network or what's his Twitter account? It is Gary the Numbers guy, right? Numerology now. That's what I said, Gary the Numbers guy.

It's spelled numerology now. All right, let's go to the break room. I'm thirsty and so are you. Right? I know you are. Take a drink. Oh my gosh. That's so good.

And if you don't have a drink, wait until we get to the break room. What are you drinking? What I always drink, Coca-Cola, zero sugar. By the way, before you go into your very groom and do your stories, I noticed yesterday that I did something that you do, and I think it just transferred from your doing to me, I went home, had my little lunch, I'm a way upstairs, I'm like, oh, let me grab a drink.

I grab a doctor paper and a bottle of water. Okay, what's wrong with that? I never do that. It's the only way to travel. I've never done that until yesterday. And then I was like, why am I growing a water bottle? And then I was like, Jeffie, every time has a water bottle with a soda. I'm like.

I always do. Okay. Yeah. I mean, that's the only way to travel. You're just becoming smarter as all. You're welcome. Yeah, that's what it is. Did you know that we had a teen I love in Memphis, built a fusion nuclear reactor in his basement?

I just hanging out. Well done. Yeah, just hanging out. A plus. Is he related to Cockboy? A plus. A plus. From Texas? I'm sure. That's a darn good question. I don't know if he's related to Clockboy or not.

I don't think he is. The picture that I saw of the boy, they don't look like they could be related. It's possible. It's possible. But 14-year-old Jackson Oswald just spent the time working in the laboratory. you know, down to, what are you doing, Dad? Nothing. Just building a, you know, reactor here.

Don't worry about me. It's taking him two years. Wow. So after concluding that he didn't want to dedicate his leisure time to Fortnite, he began building his reactor and it took him two years. How many times have you son come to you and said, you know what, Dad, I'm tired of doing Fortnite? If my boy starts building a reactor.

like that at the house. We're going to have some dogs. Wait, didn't you know that your power's zooming in and out? You built a steel machine made up of vacuum, pumps, chambers that's capable of smashing atoms together through the force of a smoking hot plasma center that releases a burst of fusion energy. Successfully? Wow!

This kid is going places. I know. After a building instructor in his... Oh, did I say in his basement? I'm sorry. It was in the garage. It was stupid of me to think he would do it in the basement. Wait, and the parents still didn't know?

I guess they don't park in the garage. So he started learning about what other people had done. He spent between 8 and 10 grand. How? Okay. Where's he coming up with $8,000 to $10,000? Banana app.com. Or Saudi Arabia.

North Korea, China. El Chapo. El Chapo. Al Chapo. Joaquin Guzman, Achiavado, Laredo. He's putting up to cash for it. Jackson's father had no real understanding of what his son was working on. Really?

Eh. To make sure he was safe, he had experts. You know, I'm not going to dig any farther than that. The kids building a nuclear reactor in the garage. Well, a moment that it's like, oh, look at him. He's so smart. He's so, he's doing. He's again with him popcorn.

He's not going to have popcorn. I don't really understanding what the son was working on. No kidding. Because if you do, maybe if he had something to do, maybe you'd take him to work. If dad was a scientist, said, oh, you want to build this? Okay, well, you bring him to work. Go to the university and let's do it proper. Yes.

Right. You know, it's not out in the garage. I hope it was a detached. It doesn't say whether it was a detached garage or not. No, what I'm saying, if this kid is working on a reactor, shouldn't like the light be like zoom like you know flickering every time he turns something on in there and by the way what happened to that electric bill it's not oh yeah you know $200 I till that right now honey can you stop turning on the oven maybe that's what he spent the five

or $10,000 on right yeah it was the power bill yeah because every time dad comes home wants to hook up you know to watch Netflix for the night That thing back on. Sorry, Dad. Wrong cable to my... Shut that thing back off. He's watching my show. Your mother's watching one of her stories.

The new Twilight Zone is coming. Right. On CBS All Access, by the way. I was watching it. And speaking of All Access for CBS, they've done a great job on that, and they've done that. And they also, I like the way,

we've talked about it before, but I do like the way they post their shows, their new shows that air, on the network, on network television. They post them and you can download them and watch them for I think like seven days on demand. Not your own DVR,

but if you get them off of on demand. I think it's like seven days and then poop to CBS LX. That's what then that's the sound it makes. If you happen to have your, if you haven't to have TV on. If you have it on and you're in the on demand section

and it's like the seventh day. It makes that sound? Well that's how to it. It goes right to CBS. It's worth the 799. When you hear that, boop, it's going to CBS All Access. Yeah, I know. It's like when this podcast, Chewing the Fat, gets posted every day, boop.

And when you get that alert, you know, oh, my gosh, chewing the fat just got posted. That's the alert, boop. So if you happen to be watching your on-demand section on your television and it goes to CBS All Access, boop. Same thing. Everybody's got their own little sound. Now, mine is boop. I know.

So when you hear that, chewing the fat has been posted. that's why you should subscribe. You subscribe to chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. So that when it gets posted every day, God knows whatever time it gets posted every day. Boop, when you hear that, you know it gets posted. Post it sometime in the afternoon. 5.30.

I used to say, we got posted at 4 Central, 5 Eastern, so that you could have it. And now it's sometime between now and, you know, midnight or whatever it is, sometime. I have nothing to do with it. 5.30 Eastern. I'm just saying that when it gets posted, Boop. When you hear that, it's been posted.

6.30 Easter. So anyway. And by the way, yesterday I took over your social media and did a how-to stream chewing the fat through a Google Home. And that was fantastic. I saw. The bookshelves that your wife put together looked fine. I know they did it.

They look awesome because she did them. But it's that simple. It's that simple. Hey, Google. Play the latest chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. So a Virgin Atlantic flight from Los Angeles to London broke the sound of light, right? 801 miles per hour. Both traversing the skies at 35,000 feet.

I saw that go over. How? Yeah, it just moves there. I looked up. And you went up to a picture. I looked up. I don't think that you know. Yeah, you heard that.

No, that's what you heard. You heard that over D.FW? because I had just gotten up because I heard and I knew that my show went to CBS All Access So I went outside We jumped And I said oh my gosh That's the Virgin Atlantic flight

And then I went outside and I heard boop And I knew my podcast got posted so it was good to go I mean we're got supersonic jets now flying across the country I'm all for it let's go If you can put me in a plane that flies 801 miles an hour Now don't go ahead and make your jokes if you're on it, Jeffrey, it'll go 750 maybe tops. No way, it goes 801.

Yeah, I got your fat jokes. Thank you. All right, so how much money do you think ACDC and Angus Young alone has made over the years? I mean, it's easy enough to find out. Seven million. Oh, more than that. Really?

Oh, my gosh, yes. More than that. I mean, it's easy enough to look out. In fact, well, I'm telling you this story, just see if you need a total money that ACDC's made. I'm guessing in the hundreds of millions. easily in the hundreds of millions. So there's a story going around now where after hearing about a postman and an ACDC fan,

this Steve McNeils, has a marathon skating challenge. And he's doing this skating challenge to raise money for Alzheimer's charity, the Montreal Alzheimer charity. And he does it by skating 19 hours and 26 minutes in cities across Canada. And he does it to pay tribute to his mother. who was born in 1926, died in 2013 after suffering from Alzheimer's, but he said also in this report that he skates in memory of ACDC's guitarist Malcolm Young, who passed away in 2017 after being diagnosed with dementia in 2014.

You find out what they made? So according to this, in 2010, they made $226 million. Hundreds of millions. And then that was able to $2 million a dime. hundreds of them that's one tour yeah that's one tour so hundreds of millions of dollars this band has made over the years

and good for them I'm not bashing how much money they've made okay let's be clear I love ACDC and I love and I love Angus and I love them all Angus is worth 140 million dollars of today okay now he's pissed me off so this guy Angus sees this story

right and he's all and it touches him and you think okay good cool no problem but right so he's oh yeah no it doesn't touch him in the me too way he was not me toed by the postman mcneal okay he was he was like oh i need to donate to this guy he's doing a good thing right he's thinking about acdc he's thinking about his mom and so after reporting on the story angus says i'm going to donate some money and he donates 19,260 dollars uh you know you miss a zero angus you miss a $19,000.

That's like buying somebody a beer. Are you sure you reading that number right? Yes. 19,000. I'm telling you, if it's a misprint, it better be. I'm sure it's dollars or pounds? $19,260 Canadian. Oh, okay.

Do the math. 18. See? It's always less. I'm just saying. No, yeah, you're worth $140 million. You give him. Angus himself is worth 100 more than, I'm sorry, and I don't think that's right either, to be honest with you.

I think he's worth more than that. But I'm telling you, even if he's only worth 140 million dollars, you see something like this and you don't give the guy 100 grand, 50,000, right? I mean, $19,000. Well, the whole band is only worth $380 million. No, that cannot be true. That could not be true. You just said they made over 200 million on one tour.

Yeah, on one tour, but this is also of 2019. No, I did. That cannot be right. I'm ready to you. Forbes has him on the seventh place at $67.5 million. That's where they landed in 2014. No. Forbes is wrong.

Isn't Forbes in charge of all this? Yeah, Forbes is wrong. Somebody get Forbes on the phone. We need to talk a little bit. Okay, so let's say they are. Let's say he is worth $140 million, a Paisley, $140 million for 30 or 40 years of rock and roll history. $19,000. Angus.

Yeah, that's sad. Angus, I love you, and I love your work. I love your performances. I've enjoyed your work. I've enjoyed your performances. You know, I've spent money on your product. I've invested in your income. that's sad

out of that 140 how much is yours $19,000 to this guy for I mean it's nice of you to donate some money it's your money you can do with it what you want okay I got no problem I'm with you absolutely you could have given them five bucks

it's fine but if we're going to report it and you want to say and somebody calls you and says hey what do you think about this guy and you make a deal that you know he touched you and you not in the me too way but he touched you And you wanted to donate and help the guy out. And you give him like, that's like throwing the $20 tip to a waiter.

You could have done a lot better, Angus. I hope somebody sets you straight, man. Help McNeil out. Help McNeil out unless he's doing. I mean, the guy is skating like 19 hours across Canada. And you only dropped in, you gave him a $20 tip. Okay, so it was $19,000, almost $20,000 Canadian. That's it?

Sad. Sad, sad, sad. So alert the authorities. Climate change. Climate change has killed another species on the planet. A rare species of giant tortoise. Oh, wait. No, let's back that up.

A rare species of giant tortoise feared to be extinct for over 100 years has now been cited. Bum, bum, bon. What? Isn't this our theory here in chewing the fact? Yes. Isn't this another theory? Thank you. It's unbelievable.

Now, apparently, the species is unique to the Ferdinina Island, you know, the Galapagos Islands. Where's that at? It's right over there. It's over there in the middle of the ocean there. Seriously, you've never seen a globe before? I have. Spin the globe and stop it right there.

Oh, there it is. Oh, okay. Wow. You just forgot to spin the globe, that's why. So officials with the Giant Tortoise Restoration Initiative, I love that. I love those officials. Do you get the newsletter? The giant tortoise restoration initiative?

Yes. Yeah, it comes out quarterly. The collaboration between the Galapagos National Park Directorate and the Galapagos Conservancy and a U.S. non-profit dedicated to the conservation on the islands and the animal planets extinct or alive series said they made the discovery. Everybody's taking credit for it. The whole world wants credit for we found the turtle we thought was dead.

You missed it. At the bottom of that newspaper says also, chewing the fat was on scene live in podcast mode. They cause anal bleeding. There's all kinds of disclaimers too at the end of that as well. So good, I mean, that's good news, right? It's good news.

Now, another great story for me with the Galapagos tortoises is there's a couple that have been in a well it's kind of a it's a reptile zoo condominium world in

Austria I know it's not the Galapagos so they're like whatever here we are we can't get up and fly we're tortoises so they bet these tortoises are over 100 years old wow I mean they get old they last a long time

right so there's two tortoises BB and Poldi B-O-A-B-O-A LDI and B-B-B-I-B-I-B-I. Now they've been, they were a couple, all right? For 90 years, maybe even more, they were a couple, all right? Now they freaking hate each other. Well, you know.

After 90 years, they can, the zoo, or I'm sorry, the reptilizano zoo in Austria or whatever the hell it's called, they can't figure it out. But they want nothing to do with each other. I mean, it's like they were a couple. They did everything together. They ate. They went out for strolls. They did their little thing.

They had those favorite sun spots, all the little shady spots, everything together. And now, nope. You're dead to me. You, I, nothing. I want nothing to do with you. They had to make separate feeding areas. Wow. Separate drinking areas, separate cages, everything.

And they can't figure out why. And they love the same kind of foods and everything, but they won't eat together. They want it to the same thing. No, you touch that? No, I'm not eating. So I would rather starve to touch that tomato. So is there another turtle in the business? Is there a new turtle in town?

I don't know, maybe. It's our younger turtle in town. Is there, you know? There's one over across in another cage. That's what I'm saying. It's got the other one all hot and bothered. It's possible. They didn't say that, though, in the story.

So, but it is possible that, you know, and I don't know if it's a female or a male. Right? You don't know which one is being, which one is being the one that saying, And look, I've been with you for a long time. 90 years. But I got one over here that's only 50 years old. Really, but we've been together for 90 years.

Yeah, I know, but this one over here in the next cage is 50 years old. But we've seen 90 years of the war together. Look at how that one moves. No one moves like it's brand spaking new. Bibi, you're dead to me. Fine. You're dead to me too. I'll just go over here.

I'm going to eat the tomato to myself. Don't even look at my tomato. Don't do it. Don't even... Don't you even look over here on my side of this cage. I mean, they had them in the same cage as everything. Now they split them up. Everything split up.

Seriously, you're dead to me. And really, they're over 100 years old tortoise, so maybe they're both dying. You know, maybe they're both like, look, we're both going to die soon. So we're not out in the middle of the ocean. We're in this stupid stinking place in Austria. I am so sick of seeing you. So is this the equivalent of a place for mom? I am so...

You know that the ad that we add here that we run this network? Is this a place for mom right here? So is this what happens when you, you know, put someone in a place for mom like in Austria? Yeah, you put them there and so sick of you. So sad. It's so sad. Maybe they should have just left them at home. I think so too.

Yeah. This is why you don't send old people to homes. Have you been talking to my in-laws? All right, I was going to leave it there, but then I wanted to remind you about the DMV show on Friday. Tomorrow. Friday. Tomorrow. So, Friday afternoon.

Tomorrow afternoon. 1-3 Eastern. You call 888-90-3-33. And I want to hear your DMV stories. Good, bad, or the ugly. I want to hear them all. I don't care. If you work there, I want to hear about bad customers.

I want to hear them all. and we're going to post this on Saturday. It's going to be the Saturday DMV podcast. I'm just fascinated. People have been Facebooking me and tweeting me and emailing me. So that's nice of you to all do that. But you're supposed to call. 888-90-33-33 is the phone number to call Friday afternoon.

One to three Eastern. Call that number and we'll talk to you. We're going to go, you know, if one person calls, that's how long the podcast is. If 20 people call, that's how long the podcast is. All right. But so the podcast will be as long as you make it. Okay? Yeah, but don't call us and start blabbering about something else.

If you start talking about Trump and Hillary and Bernie, that's what I'm saying. If you bring any politics, boop, hang up. The show will be posted? That's the sound that happens when the show is posted. Sorry, I mean Oh, they get cut off Yeah Yeah, that's a sound of good

So we'll see you tomorrow So I've got, I'm gonna have two If So I said Friday Yeah, tomorrow Yeah, but the DMV stories This Friday afternoon Yeah, tomorrow afternoon, yes

But I'm doing a chewing Chewing the Fat Fat Pile Friday as well Tomorrow But that's not the DMV story The DMV stories We're going to take your call Friday afternoon Afternoon 1 to 3 p.m.

We'll see you then