Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep. 34 | World's 1st Artificial Intelligence Anchor & Border Agent

Episode Date: November 9, 2018

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You're listening to Chewing the Fat on Demand. Hello everyone. This is Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. I am Jeff Fisher. Welcome. Hello, everyone. I'm an English artificial intelligence anchor. This is my very first day in Zingwan News Agency.

My voice and appearance are modeled on Zhang Zhao, a real anchor with Zinghua. The development of the media industry calls for continuous innovation. and deep integration with the international advanced technologies. I will work tirelessly to keep you informed as texts will be typed into my system, uninterrupted. I look forward to bringing you the brand new news experiences. Amazing. The world's first AI news anchor. Now we talked about this.

When we talked about when you click on stories on different apps that we have for news, and you want to hear the story, the app is just playing a. computer voice. All right. So now you've got the news anchor. It's a male image with the voice, facial expressions, actions of a real person is maybe a little questionable. It's not 100% yet.

And so we're, you know, we're still okay with it because we know that it's a robot. But how long before we are seeing news anchors and then a year into the news anchor, they tell you, no, that's just a computer. That's just an AI robot. He's been doing that for, he's been doing the job for a year. I know you thought he was a real person. But he's going to be on the reporting team in China. He can work 24 hours a day.

It works out of their social media platforms. And according to this, reducing news and production costs. That will happen as soon as he's able to not have someone typing in what he has to say. and once they learn you and I Hello This is where Chewing the Fat used to be with Jeff Fisher

Now it's with me The computer AI I am not fat I mean We're done We're done Now I guess maybe I could You know

What are you doing for a living now? I'm typing in words for the computer to say I mean that's a gig right Might as well Hey, all right, who put the screwdriver in the eye of the anchor? Not funny. All right, get the wig off the computer anchor. It's not funny.

I mean, so we're going to go through all that. People will be getting fired because they, you know, did stuff to the AI anchor. Actually, I'd love to see those newscasts. Hello. I am your news anchor. I don't know what they did to me, but people were standing around me before the newscast. Yes, this is a stick up my butt. No, you won't be able to see that on TV because he's behind the desk.

Duh. I was going to play the AI guy again, but it's kind of depressing. You know, I mean, look, we've talked about how close we are to turning things over and how we've been doing it so willingly, and that's nonstop. And, you know, we talked to Michael Gillen about end of life as we know it. You can go back and listen to the podcast on our podcast page on the lineup. Tremendous podcast. He's a brilliant man.

But this is some of the stuff that we were talking about. Jobs lost AI technology blasting farther than we thought and doing it a lot faster. And so, you know. This is what you're going to get. This is what you're going to get. You're going to turn on your TV, and it's going to be this guy. Hello, everyone, in an English artificial intelligence anchor. This is my very first day in Zinguan News 8 and see my voice.

Do you pause it there or do you just go, eh? An appearance are modeled on Zhang Zhao, a real anchor with Zingwa, the development of the media industry calls. I'm pausing it. Because, you know, you're pausing and you go, look. I mean, from the first month or so, for the first month or so, you go, oh, that's a, Look at that. That's an AI guy. That's a robot.

Andy, please play. Look. Inuous innovation and deep integration with the international. Look at that. It's almost like a human. Look at that. That guy. No, come here.

Look at this. This guy is a robot. Advanced technologies. I will work tirelessly to keep you informed as text. Amazing, right? Look at that. But I know you can still tell he's a robot because he sounds like that. But just watch.

It will be typed into my. my system, uninterrupted. I look forward to bringing you the brand new news experiences. He's going to be there anytime we want him. 24-7, we turn it on and he's just going to, if he doesn't have any news, he's just going to be sitting there looking at the camera, waiting for input, waiting for input. Everyone, am an English artificial intelligence anchor. This is my very first day in Zingwan News Agency.

That's going to be breaking news right there. You're going to go on and it's just, if you just see the waiting star or the waiting flag or the waiting, whatever they use with waiting emoji. You're going to log on. You're going to see that. And you're going to go, oh, there's no breaking news. And then you're going to go, oh, and you're going to log on. You're going to see.

My voice and appearance are modeled on Zhang Zao. Breaking. It's going to be giving you the news. It's going to be headline AI news. Headline AI news. Actually, that is a great million dollar idea. You're welcome. Check it out, though.

Look at that guy. The development of the media industry calls for continuous innovation. and deep integration with the international. He's a guy. No, that's a guy. Look that. Advanced Technologies. I will work tirelessly.

Look at that. Okay, so, okay, so he's a robot that looks like a male news anchor, okay? I got it. It's a guy. To keep you informed as texts will be typed into my system, uninterrupted. I look forward to bringing you the brand new news experiences. What that? Listen to him.

I mean, we are doomed. Welcome to Fat Pile, and I'll move on the AI stuff because I could go on and on and on for it. You should listen to Michael Gillum's podcast that we did a couple of weeks ago. End of life, as we know. Fascinating, man. You ever been on a jury? I've been on a jury. I knew the one time I went in for Voix de, a vaudeau, or voie duie, or whatever the hell is.

is get picked don't look at me like that that's what they call it it's you go in for va voir-dois something like that whatever it's called they have it look up the pronunciation of it so we play it so it's right but I

that's what it is it's when you get picked for a jury and I knew the one time I know how to answer their questions so you either answer you know yeah I want to kill everybody they let you go or if you answer them like well that's interesting

I think that someone should think about that. And then, you know, they love you, so they pick you. No problem. And I want to go on. I want to tell you a story about a jury that's been picked. And I don't think I would want to be out of this jury at all. But before we do that, I want to hear how to pronounce Vodois or Vordet or Boudoir. Nope, that's not it.

Voire. Yeah. That's what I was talking. about. Vo-deer. Yeah, that's where you're getting picked for a jury. That's what it's called. So El Chapo is going on trial, all right?

And they've been picking the jury. I don't know that I want to be on this jury, right? Now, they've already one jurist that was picked started crying and saying that she didn't want to be on the jury. And they still made her, right? The judge and the attorneys are like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You'll be fine. You'll be fine.

Because they were worried that if the one attorney said, well, if somebody starts crying, and then pretty soon we're just going to have a river of tears and nobody's going to want to be on the jury. So El Chapo, the trial starts next week. He has pleaded not guilty to 17-count indictment accusing him of running an international drug trafficking conspiracy, including charges of illegal and deadly gunplay, money laundering. If he is convicted, he faces a life in prison.

Of course, he's 61. He stands accused of being the all-powerful Don of the Rehn, ruthless Sonola cartel, which for decades funneled hundreds of thousands of tons of cocaine, methamphetamines, heroin, and marijuana into the United States. Some would say, God bless him. Others would be very angry with that. While running, this is all illegal. Now, while running Guzman Stronghold in the Sierra Madre Mountains, like a parallel state

with paramilitary forces at his back, and they just did whatever he wanted. He had cops, judges, and politicians on his payroll. Now, he's not technically charged with murder, which is really really. a surprise. But prosecutors have said they intend to tie him to more than 30 homicides. Oh, I bet he's I mean 30 is like nothing.

Right? I mean 30 homicides. Please. That was the first week in business. So potential jurors are not wrong to feel jittery about the weeks and months ahead. All right. Now

his lawyers have promised and this will make them feel better, all right? The lawyers promised their client will not murder anyone. No, he's not on trial for murder. They promised that they, he won't, he'll be fine. He'd be fine. Not that anybody has ever died that's been on a jury that's been on an Escobar trial.

Oh, wait, no, yep, they have. Each juror is now under protection of the United States Marshals Service. And they'll be shuttling them between their homes and the courthouse in downtown Brooklyn every day for the duration of the trial. And the judge has said, look, go home, don't, you know, you can talk about anything that you want and talk about dinner. You can talk about the election. And the judge even joked, ha, ha, well, maybe you don't want to talk about the election. Ha ha, ha, ha. You're real funny, Your Honor.

But you can't talk about the trial. And, you know, one juror said that people in her office knew that she was one of them. When she was being picked for the juror when she was in the middle of... And she was concerned because they knew... Oh, you're one of them. You're one of them. We know you are. So good luck and God bless.

But it'll be fascinating when this trial starts because we'll be hearing some really... Well, a lot of people would think gruesome stuff. I would say, eh, eh. I am fascinated by this trial. I would love to sit through this trial and just watch what happens. Because he asked if he could hug his wife. You know, during the trial, the judge's like, no. No, you're not hugging anybody.

You're not touching anybody. You come in, you sit down at the table. And apparently, while they were picking Juris, when they were going through a voir dear he would he never really stared down anybody

he just kind of looked he'd laugh a little bit if somebody tried to tell you know answer answer was kind of funny but he has an interpreter we're paying for an interpreter for this guy

so he was more you know paying attention to the interpreter I that's a dangerous jury to be on man dangerous because this guy I mean okay

so you're guarded through the trial great a year from now Marshall's going to be around I don't think so I don't think oops Did Aunt Millie just walk in front of that bus Why I mean two years from now

The story is going to be two years from now Are all the jurors still alive Right I mean that's the movie Right there Netflix it's all yours I'm just saying it's all yours go ahead Speaking of Netflix, a lot of stuff going on on Netflix. We've got House of Cards, Daredevil.

I'm almost done with House of Cards. Fascinating this last season. Really kind of boring, but it's picked up here toward the end, toward the middle to the end. I do miss Kevin Spacey, though. I don't care. I miss them. But it's been, you know, it's worth a watch.

Plus, Netflix is in trouble also because of the Sabrina show, how they tried to steal a, design from the Satanic Temple? Shut up. Dear Satanic Temple, shut up. They're threatening legal. We did reach out to the Satanic Temple? I didn't mean shut up.

I was talking to Netflix when I said, shut up. Said Satanic Temple, you're right. We're on your side. Sue Netflix, those bastards. They're not going to talk to me anyway. But it looks like, remember the Satanic Temple thing they have in Detroit? It looks like that. but this was not in Detroit.

It was in Little Rock, Arkansas. Now, it's so weird. And Sabrina uses this, it doesn't want to be associated with a cult. Oh, come on. What are you talking about? Of course, you... It's one thing that there's another ignorant television portrayal

of a satanic panic-style cult that engages in cannibalism, but it's another thing that they've used our unique and copyrighted B-A-P-H-O-M-E-T monument. The B-H-P-H-O-M-E-T monument. Baphomet or Baphomey. Yeah, I prefer Baphime. I like that better.

Yeah, it sounds cooler. Now, the Satanic Temple says it does not believe in literal Satan. And instead it ascribes to a set of beliefs it calls the Seven Tenants. The Temple's demanding Netflix, pull the statue from its show. They have sent a letter to Netflix. I bet you it's a strongly worded letter, too.

And surprisingly, uh, Netflix has a response. I know, right? Uh, let me pretend I'm Netflix. Baphomet. Baphomet or Baffo me. Right? Come on now. That's just a, that's just a, that's just a, trying to snag money from, from Netflix.

Right? They think you found a way. I mean, it's a smart move. That's why we get to reach out to them. I want to talk to them about it because, you know, they're going to believe in their seven tenants and they're using our statue. And they're using our monument of. Bathamette or Baffo May. Yeah, just the Baphomet.

I don't need the Baphomet. I don't need the bath mat. All right. We've already decided that bath mat doesn't work. We want just. Or Baffo May. Okay, can we not have the R or the O or or whatever the hell she says? Just Baffa May.

Bafamay. Thank you. That's what we're calling. All right. Now. That's just a money grab, right? It's got to be. Now, they won't admit that.

And I hope that they talk to me even after this. And I'll be on your side. I'm with you. I know it's a money grab. It's all good. It's all good. I know, look, I can appreciate your... Bathamee.

Monument. I can appreciate it. It's beautiful. It's a beautiful thing. I got it. But I don't think just because you have a... Baffirmé. monument that Netflix gives you cash because Sabrina is using it on her stupid show.

And believe me, I've watched Sabrina. Why do I watch Sabrina? I was forced to watch it between my wife and my daughter. I've watched every episode from here to the end of time of Sabrina, the teenage witch. With all the family members and all coming in and out of the stupid black cat, coming back and forth, we're going into different realms. then we couldn't wait for the new Netflix show to come out although I haven't

the new show might not be up to standards because they didn't seem too excited the wife and the daughter about the newest edition. It didn't seem too excited. So, you know, maybe it was because of the monument. I don't know. I don't know that.

Those of you wondering about, about Netflix and what's going on with them. You know, Disney, remember, starting their own streaming service. And it was just, no, it's not all, they're not all gone yet. Disney is not taking all their stuff yet. All of it goes away next year. They're starting their Disney Plus next year,

and that's when all their stuff, I thought they had pulled it from Netflix, but according to this story, they have not pulled everything yet from Netflix, but will, obviously, when Disney Plus starts. Good luck. I don't know. I don't know.

If they think they're going to get another, if they charge me more than maybe five bucks a month, no way. And you know they will because they're Disney. They think that they're going to be worth, I mean, what am I paying for Netflix? Too much, probably. When I'm paying for Netflix, so I have multiple viewing devices, right?

I can have up to five, I think. I think I can have up to five. So that must be, it's good that I know, this is how I pay my bills. Did you pay the bills? And this is another way I know how I paid my bills. The AC is still turned out? Okay, it's been paid. That's all I care about it.

Everything else I don't care. I just want to be able to walk into my house and have it cool or warm. And I want to have the TV on. I want to be able to have power on. Oh, we're good. It's all I care. The rest of that don't care. Just tell me, this is what we're paying for?

Okay, fine, whatever. We can't afford that. Okay, we can't afford it. Fine. But, so it's multiple devices. I think it's five, right? We're up to five. Is that the most you can have on at one time is five?

So if Disney can match that, but they'll probably go with the Hulu plan, which is agonizing. One device at a time. and it's $20 a month. I'm not paying that. If somebody's giving you that advice, Disney, it's wrong. So you should call me.

It will work something out. Good news. Google updates sexual misconduct policies. You saw the pictures last week. You know, like, I don't know, tens of thousands of Googlers at offices around the world, staged a walkout to protest their workplace issues. And, you know, it all started because a New York Times report alleged Android creator Andy Rubin was gifted a $90 million exit package, even after they were aware of credible is the word, sexual misconduct claims against him. So you're this giant guy who has created this billion dollar Android service for Google.

and they're not supposed to give you anything at all because you have credible sexual misconduct claims. Anyway, Google has made some changes now. Good for them. Good for them. They've got a new plan issued by the man, whatever his name is. What's the head of Google's name again? I don't want to ask Alexa. If I say, hey Alexa.

Oh, hey, Alexa. CEO of Google. I'm supposed to actually ask the question, right? Hello, Alexa. Who is the CEO of Google? And you're probably going to get this answer. Sundar Pichai. That's exactly what I said.

I mean, I don't know why I even had you play that. So if you, this, I'll fight, look, I doubt Alexa is going to be as good as this as me, but we can try. Okay, so if you just say, Alexa, who is the CEO of Google? Sundar Pichai There you go, you're welcome But anyway, he came up So he came up with their new plan

And of course, it talks about It's clear to live up to the high bar We set for Google We need to make some changes Going forward, we'll provide more transparency Into how you raise concerns And how we handle them We'll provide you better care

And support to people who raise concerns And we will double down On our commitment To be a representative, equitable and respectful workplace Today, we're announcing a number of actions to achieve these things, and this was released yesterday. We're committed to handling all concerns with more transparency, arbitration, investigations reports, publicly visible workplace policies and processes. Investigations practice guide.

We will provide better care and support to people who raise concerns. Extra care. Bring a colleague, specialty team, revamping the process. TVCs are an important part of our extended community. What the hell is that? All right, I have to know what is a TVC? So a T-T-V-C-S smallest. TVCs are an important part of our extended community.

We investigate all matters in which a complaint is made by a TVC against an employer. All right, it doesn't matter. Suppliers, it says here that for those suppliers that employ Google's TVC, somebody get Sundar Pichai Get him out, we'll find out what it is. I'm sure he'll return our calls. And we accelerate our commitment

to representative, equitable, and respectful workplace. Company OKR, all right, what is OKR? What is going on with Google? Why do we have, can we stop with this? We will recommit to our company-wide OKR around diversity, equity, and inclusion again in 2019.

So he's done with the digital. year. I mean, my man. Sundar Pichai. Wrapping it up for this year, babe. All right. We got a whole new thing. We're done. Oh, and the chief diversity officer, the CDO, Google's chief diversity, I will continue to lead monthly discussions with Google leads and the CEO on topics of diversity, equity, and inclusion, as well as workplace health. In addition, the CDO provides recommendations directly to the board of directors through the leadership development and compensation committee on diversity, equity, inclusion, and cultural matters.

What the hell? So they have monthly, the chief diversity officer. This is a good gig, actually, the chief diversity officer. Because everybody's got them now. Every university in America has a diversity officer. We'll continue to lead monthly discussions with Google leads and the CEO on topics of diversity, equity, and inclusion, as well as workplace health. In addition, the diversity officer provides recommendations directly to the board of directors

through the leadership development and compensation committee on diversity, equity, inclusion, and culture matters. So we're already, we're going through the leadership development and compensation committee on diversity, through the diversity officer to the board of directors, plus monthly meetings with the company leads and the CEO. That might not be that good of a gig come to think of it. Excessive alcohol. Ooh. They're telling people at Google, calm down. Excessive alcohol is a problem.

We are not having that, okay? It's a problem big time and we're not doing it. Wow. Harassment is never acceptable and alcohol is never an excuse. Then what's the big deal? Why are we putting it down? But one of the most common factors among the harassment complaints made today at Google is that the perpetrator had been drinking at 20% of the cases.

our policy is clear excessive consumption of alcohol is not permitted when you're at work duh how what about after you know i watched a video the other day about this lady who was did you see the video that said i'm uh i'm 50 i'm white i'm hot and this lady and she's drunk and she's being she's in the parking lot of her apartment complex and there's uh what appeared to be a black couple and she starts questioning them what are they doing here i live here and you go I'm 50, I'm white, I'm hot. And she's obviously, she's obviously drunk and high. Okay, but she's off work and she talks about,

I make, I make $120,000 a year, over $100,000 a year. I live here. What apartment do you live at? And she's going on and on. She never mentions who she works for, though, during this entire video. She does not mention who she works for. And then they, you know, these people want to call the police,

and they start a big deal, and she's just so hot, drunk, and high. And so the outcome of this is that, she loses her job because the company she works for that doesn't represent us. She never said who she worked for. I mean, okay. I get it. But if you don't tell people who you work for and then everybody at work knew who it was

though. We knew that it was Mary. She was always a little off anyway and she was definitely part of the 20% of cases that, you know, drunk on the job. But God bless her heart. I hope she's all right. Back to Google. Because she worked for one of the cable conglomerates.

I was one of the cable companies. And then they have a Nugler training. Okay. What is Nugler training? N-O-O-G. We have to get. We have to get. Sundar Pichai.

On the line. What is Nugler training? We'll enhance our Nugler training to specifically focus on educating Nugler's on our harassment, discrimination, workplace conduct, new people, new employees, I guess, right? So they're just called Nuglers. All right, never mind. I don't want to talk to.

Sundar Pichai. So we'll continue to talk to our Nuglers, setting a strong of day one. We'll also incorporate this information into our Google TVC onboarding program, providing a uniform opportunity for our TVCs to understand policies, processes. All right, we do have to talk to.

Sundar Pichai. A couple things I still need to now. Congratulations, Fortune Magazine, just sold. Fortune Business Media. Sold for a $150 million in cash. That'd be tough to take. I'll tell you what, you give me $150 million cash. You can walk out of here with it right now.

Okay. It's sold to a Thai businessman. Chachavelle Girovanan. Chachavall Girovanan C-H-A-T-C-H-A-V-A-V-A-L Chach-A-R-A-V-A-N-N-G-A-R-A-N-Giravanan All right, we need the pronunciation of this, seriously, from Google.

Sundar-P-C-C-I-C-Y. No, that's good. No, that's the Google guy. I need this. I need the Thai businessman. The Chachavelle Girovan. None. None, none, none.

None. That guy. What? There is nothing for it? Hey, Sundar. Sundar, B, Chai. Yeah, instead of worrying about employees being too drunk on the job,

how about you get the search engine to pronounce Chachaval Janavanananan. No, no, no, no, no, no. From Thailand. I mean, he's a big businessman. He just paid $150 million cash for Fortune magazine. So subject to regulatory approval, you know, they're going to rubber stamp that. It's back to the close by the end of the year.

The sale of the 88-year-old fortune brand comes after Meredith. I mean, that's the person who owns it now, the company that owns it now. On October 31st, closed on the sale of time for $190 million. Wow. I mean, that's, now we're talking about Meredith having like 300 some million bucks, cash money. Wow. Good, good, good, good. That's a good deal.

But I'd really like to, you know, see how to pronounce, I don't want if I ever meet him, if I ever meet. Chachaval, Geronavad. None, done, done, done. I'd like to, you know, be able to pronounce his name right. Well, congratulations. Anyway, good for you. All right, let's get two. We've still got, I mean, we've still got a massive fat pile here and stories, too.

We've got election stuff. Some of the election stuff we haven't covered. Yeah, I know all the election stuff about Florida and Arizona. I got it. But we didn't congratulate, Ben Simmons, the 18-year-old elected mayor to his town in Oregon, the town of Yankala. Ben Simmons will be the youngest mayor in the town's history. and congratulations to him, 18-year-old, mayor of a city on his way to a promising political career.

An idea for you, Mayor Simmons. Don't build Ice Town. DOP candidate called Bigfoot Erotica who wins the race. A lot of dead people won races. Five dead people won races across America today, or election day on Tuesday. But despite being labeled devotee of Bigfoot erotica, why did I not know this guy? I would have talked to this guy. Denver Riggleman.

Stop it. Denver Riggelman. One handily. Fifth District. I know. I know. It's written that way. Denver Riggelman.

Bigfoot erotica. One handily. Stop it. And during the camp. Who wrote this stupid article? During the campaign, the person that he was running against, Democrat Leslie Cockburned cannot be real. It cannot be real. During the campaign, Cockburn leveled unusual allegations.

The former investigative journalist and 60 Minutes producer said Riggleman was unfit for office after a chapter of a book he authored about Bigfoot was published online. Riggleman said he wrote the book, The Mating Habits of Book Bigfoot, and why women want him as a joke among friends. He wins the 5th District, the Air Force veteran, distillery owner, announces candidacy and won handily against Leslie Cockburn. So apparently you can have a little big foot erotica, and you're good. You're still good.

You can just a statement for you, Congressman Riggelman, don't build Ice Town. another story about the election night and this midterm elections. Well, this is not the story I wanted. I didn't want the man's unit size story. There was another story that I wanted to go with the election or the midterm elections. Man's unit size does not have anything to do with the election. That's a good story.

It really doesn't have anything to do with the election. There's always studies coming around about men's unit size. And scientists at the University of Utah, Salt Lake City, of course, everybody wants to answer it every now and then. So apparently, men's unit measuring 12.5 centimeters, nobody knows how big that is. Nobody knows how big that is.

On average, struggle to conceive. compared with those who measured 13.4 centimeters. Nobody knows how big that is, or how small. It's believed to be the first study to make the association between fertility and man unit size. To conduct the study, research research analyzed data on 815 men aged between 18 and 59, who had attended a health clinic between 2014 and 2000. They underwent a test known as the stretched penile length SPL, which is used to approximate the length of the organ when it's erect. The man's age, weight, and race were also taken into account by the team.

The size could affect fertility. That's what the study suggested. Of the total volunteers, 219 men visited the facility to get help for, fertility problems. And when they were told, we got nothing to help you with, bro. Good luck, God bless. They went home with their tail between their legs,

but their tail didn't reach between their legs. Anyway, the, I don't know why I'm doing this story. It has nothing to do with the elections. Oh, here it is. This is the story I was looking for. The online porn viewing during the midterm elections. That's what I was going. I don't know why I went to the other one.

So the great porn hub. I mean, they're the porn leaders, right? I mean, there's no question about that. Apparently, the viewing numbers were all over the place during the midterm elections on Tuesday. When compared to an average day, traffic across the United States adjusted by time zone increased by as much as 20% in the morning hours and remained above average until mid-afternoon.

And so then it went way down. between four and seven, which is when you'd be standing in line waiting to vote, and it's a tough time to watch porn with your handheld device and your phone, getting ready to vote. Now, speaking of Pornhub, bless their hearts,

they now offer free leaf removal in New York's Dutchess County. I mean, what's that? What do you mean? It's not what I think. It looks real. looks like a pickup truck with porn hub on it. It's a little dump truck. They're driving around town.

They can apply to have leaves removed from their properties for free by a company hired by adult entertainment brand porn hub. It's not fake. The raunchy steaming website found a 7. It's not raunchy and steaming. Okay? It's just a website. They don't want to make them look bad. It's porn hub.

Let's show a valid ID that matches the same address. Get the porn hub truck at the house. It's under the Pornhub's latest venture. Pornhub plows America. Stop it. I mean, thank you, porn, up. We appreciate it.

Now, look, look, you're going to make fun of this, and you're going to say, oh, that's just ridiculous, and why are they doing this? But it's okay for Dominoes to fill potholes across America. Their stupid idea. And what do they bring you? Pizza. What is Pornhub?

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to say that this flight attendant, who did great, a lady was on the plane and a woman was crying, the baby was crying, and of course, you know, babies cry on planes all the time. The air pressure freaks them out and they like to, you know, you're supposed to relax and it's agonizing, take little kids on planes, but people do. So the waitress, stewardess, flight attendant, Approached the mother and said, Asked everything was okay. And I tried to tell her to feed the child.

And the mother said she ran out of formula. And the passenger started looking and staring at the little crying baby. Like, I don't care if you ran on it for me or not, feed this kid. So the flight attendant, waitress, stewardess, had to help out. And she took the baby to the back. and breastfed the baby. That right there is good flight attending thing, waitressing, flight attendanting, stewardessing right there.

That actually is very nice. And that's wonderful. That you could do that. You're not going to get that all the time. And look, that's the problem, right? I mean, a lot of times that's a problem. Parents are traveling with their children. Maybe they should be traveling.

They should plan ahead. Maybe you should have had a little bit more formula with you. Because not every day you're going to run into a flight attendant that can, what do they call it, not breastfeed, but wet nurse your child. Right? Because back in the day, when I was a little kid, like 1649, something like that. The rulers weren't expected to raise their children. Oh, my God.

Don't even think about that. They had wet nurses to breastfeed their babies and take care of all that. Oh, look, ick, ick. I just had this baby to take over the kingdom. Not going to take care of it. Russian doctors are under investigation. I know it's a big surprise, right? It's not health care in America.

In central Russia, they've been placed under investigation. And who knows? I mean, they're probably fine doctors, possible. But after this story, you'd think maybe they're not. Now, the patient, 89-year-old Holocaust survivor, Maria Dronova. Maria Dronova, reportedly suffering from severe gangrene on her right foot, admitted to the number three city hospital in Russia. Right there is a problem.

All right, the hospitals are numbered. That could give you a little distinct. Which hospital are you going to? Number three. Okay. Where we got a name? Vlad's Hospital something, but no, hospital number three. And it was looking like she was going to have to have her limb amputated.

But Sunday, a national holiday in Russia commemorating the 17th century expulsion of Polish forces. Who doesn't want to celebrate that day? That's a party. You want to be in Russia when they're celebrating the 17th century expulsion of Polish forces. So she goes into the hospital and had emergency surgery And they cut the wrong leg off They came to see My wife and I were allowed to go to her room

Our kids came to see her And they looked down and said Hey What's going on? Yeah, they caught off the wrong leg And then they tried to cover it up by saying Oh no, the other leg needed to be done too And it was no, they have pictures

They have it all No, no this is mom yesterday. Sorry. So now the other leg was the left leg, the leg that was cut off that wasn't supposed to be cut off, was a little swollen. That was it.

Didn't have gangrene. And who doesn't want government? Government help in the medical profession and healthcare. When you can find stories like this. Right? Right.

And here in America, really It is agonizing because for those of us that have had numerous surgeries, they are never ending with, what are we operating on today? This is, we're operating on your what leg now? We're doing this to your left knee. It's your left knee. It's your left knee. When is they're doing it?

We're going to do it. Your left is left knee. By the end, you're like, just do it. But then when you hear stories like that happening, you're kind of happy they continue to ask you. We've got We're not going to be able to get to all the fat pile I've got some great stories on fashion I got a whole segment on fashion

We'll get to on Monday I've got a whole segment on The Babies I've teased the babies Oh we gotta get to the baby stories Why don't you make me get to the baby stories Chris Cruz Don't answer Don't don't

I don't want to hear it don't I've got Climate Change stories These climate change stories These climate change story. Look, we could have a rat apocalypse is coming. Why? Climate change. Yeah, an eminent rat population explosion. Some scientists are saying, yeah, several U.S. cities, including New York, Chicago, Boston, pump millions of dollars each year to the respective battles against a rat population.

But global warming of two degrees Celsius or three and a half degrees Fahrenheit will occur across the globe by the end of this century. Will it? Will it? We're going to go up? Stop it. But this increase of warmer winters and hotter summers provides breeding grounds for rats, and they reproduce at staggering rates.

Actually, they do reproduce in staggering rates. And you let a rat pile go, just like a fat pile. Pretty soon, it's out of control. And nearly 50 new bee species discovered at a Utah National Monument Park. I mean, that is fantastic, right? We keep telling us bees. We're losing bees. We're losing all these animals.

The elephants are dying. The tigers are dying. The lions are dying. We've got to do something. When bees are dying, we're not going to have honey. We're all over. And then, oh, well, wait. There's 50 new species that we didn't even know existed are created.

Amazing. Oh. Oh. Do you mean that the earth and God planned on this? You mean it's an evolving situation? No. Stop it. And then the story isn't only about bee species

and being so happy that we found 50 new bee species. It's also a story bitching about Trump. Because it's found on some of the national park, but it's also found on some of the property of the park that Trump opened up for a study on whether we could get oil on it, we could drill on it, we could do something else with it. So it's not protected land anymore.

Well, it's still kind of protected. It's just that you've got to go through a process to be able to. They just don't bring in a drill in a pump and start drilling. But I find it fascinating that I didn't realize, like, we've got all kinds of bees in my backyard now, too? And they're just going crazy. and I mean there are a new study includes the examination of more than 80,000 bee specimens collected between 2000 and 2003.

That's fascinating. Now, it led to discovery of 49 new bee species. And while the word bee, you know, conjure up the bumblebee, there are the red and black wasp-like bees, the blue orchard bees, the metallic green sweat bees. I mean, there's just a plethora of bees. So be careful out there. The bees do not like humans. Even the metallic green sweet bees, metallic blue orchard bees,

the wasp-like bees, they do not like humans. They do not like humans. And so just be careful out there. because if you walk around barefoot, stung. You know, I've only been stung once in my life. You ever been stung by a bee? I mean, actually, where you've walked in multiple times, there's just one big sting.

Yeah, one big sting. Like my father-in-law actually was attacked by a wasps. He hit one of their nests. And, you know, he gets stung a couple times, and then the rest of them, the pheromones start pumping, and they just start attacking. and I was very proud to never have been stung by a bee because we used to catch him as a kid

catch him in jars and watch them fly around and die we kept him alive we punched holes in the lid shut up and I never was stunned but then a couple years ago I'm walking into the garage of my house and the garage door is closing and a bee is trying to get out of the garage and he flies right into my eye and I wiped him off and by wiping him off I stuck the needle in my

in the skin above my eye. So does that still count as a sting? Or is that like an accidental wiping of a bee? I think it's just an accidental wiping of a bee, right? It's like a near miss. It doesn't really count as an actual. I can still say I've never been stung by a bee. Thank you.

I can still say I've never been stung by a bee. And I'll leave you with. We started with AI. We'll end with AI. good news at the border. We're now going to start having AI lie detectors at the border. Yay! Now, we're actually talking about borders in the European Union

are going to have the AI lie detectors, which means it won't be long before we have them here. And they're going to be able to tell whether you're lying. Hello, how are you? What are you doing? They're asked questions, what's in your suitcase, It's going to analyze users micro expressions to determine if they're lying. It's going to be weird.

But it's also going to be good, right? If you have them at the border, they're not going to be able to fool a robot, right? So are they going to look like robots or are they going to look like... Hello, everyone, in an English artificial intelligence anchor. This is my very first day in Zingwaner's agent. We are going to probe you here at the... border to see if you are carrying anything. My voice and appearance are modeled on Zhang Zhao,

a real anchor with Zinghua, the development of the media. Are they going to look like humans? I mean, if they look like humans like this guy, we, did I mention that at this point possibly, I think I might have said we're doomed. I think I might have said we're doomed. Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're pretty close to that.

Pretty close to that. I look forward to bringing you the brand new news experiences.