Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 340 | Gen. Mark Milley: "We at War With COVID-19, We at War With Terrorist, & We at War With Drug Cartels"

Episode Date: April 2, 2020

Day 21 inside CQB: The FDA sends a new warning if you have Zantac with NDMA. Make sure to follow FDA guidelines if you still have this medicine inside your home. Georgia Governor Kemp just find out something about COVID-19 that everyone knew, but Kris Cruz thinks is part of a late April fools joke. Jeffy has a problem with Gen. Mark Milley after he spoke about the drug cartel bringing drugs to the U.S. Larry David has a special mediate for you all people that are still partying around the U.S. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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these days are the interpreters. There isn't a press conference anywhere being held across America around the globe that doesn't have an interpreter standing there. So if you have any interpretistic knowledge, that's a word I think, interpretistic knowledge, you need to put it to work right now because you've got a gig. Now you're going to have to travel. You know, you're going to have to go like to the governor's mansion and just, hang out and wait for having a press conference and you got to walk out there and be you know 12

feet away and throw your hands up in the air a few times and give people a couple of thumbs up and then move on but you only have to do that once maybe twice a day and that's a good gig and you're making some cash so you're welcome this story can't be true can i'm looking at the story with the Georgia governor, Brian Kemp, who said this is, I think this is from yesterday, said that he just learned that asymptomatic people can transmit COVID-19. Individuals could have been infecting people before they ever felt bad. But we didn't know that until the last 24 hours.

Dear Georgia Governor Brian Kemp, yes we did Yeah, we did And I don't want to speak ill of a friend of mine But are you an idiot? A friend? Yes, a friend And you are friends? Yes, we are friends

Really? Yes. Remember, we have an invitation To his mansion Oh boy, then I better be kidding Never, never mind Brian I can understand No kidding

I mean maybe there's a news cut off in Georgia. Maybe, you know, are you? Are you sure this is not an April Fool's late prank? It could be. You know, because a lot of a lot of

April Fool's jokes happened in Georgia yesterday. Like one of them that I saw a lot because I have a lot of Georgia friends. A lot of it was like students will have to repeat the last school year due to coronavirus and then they came out

afterwards like, Ha, April Fool's, never mind, we're kidding. So could who is who is your source on this? Who's your source on this? Well, me. What do you talk about? Who's my source?

I'm the source. Yeah, but I'm seeing you reading of something. No, I'm looking at my bank account. Oh, you look at your bank account. My account is negative $8 billion right now. So you have to apply for that. That's probably what it is.

Because you can't be that. I mean, no. I know he's a friend. I know he's a friend of yours. So it doesn't, I mean, I get it. But nobody's that dumb. right he's a governor can't be that dumb no no no and Brian Kemp is he's more than that hello he ran for governor and won you know so well I mean I know state he cheated Stacy Adams so

yeah that's awkward so there's no way he's no Stacy Adams dumb no no no way thank you oh yeah I'm not I'm not friends with Stacy so you can bash her all you want so I apologize. There's no way that Governor Kemp is Stacey Adams dumb. So that's probably what it was. You know what? I apologize. You got me. You got me. Because I was just scrolling through and as we were starting the show today and it just jumped out in front of me. I didn't have a chance to think about it.

And I'm like, whoa, wait, what the heck is going on? And I apologize completely. So there's no way that Governor Brian Adams from Georgia is Stacey Abrams dumb. So we do have actual news that the FDA is going to cancel something. And what you want to do is if you're the FDA and you find out something's wrong with a drug that actually works, you want to cancel it.

Absolutely. You don't want people to get healthy. Right. Yeah, yeah. What do you think the CDC is, the center of controlled diseases or something like that? No, no. They're not that.

So they announced that it's requesting manufacturers. And I actually, I thought they had already done this. I mean, you can't find it anywhere. The Zantac drugs. the ranatidine medications for heartburn. You just take, apparently they were using stuff they shouldn't have been in the drug itself. And that's Zentec, right? So there was a contaminant.

Okay. known as nitrosodimthalimine n dash I need help nitrosodem thylamine that's what I said NDMA

apparently that's the contaminant in rantadine it's called nitrosodem thilamine yes so the impurity in some rantsdine products increases over time and then stored So, I mean, they pulled it out.

If you've got heartburned, thumbs. Well, and that's the thing because when I saw that story, I went to my, because I take, you know, heart medication, heart burn medication, not heart medication. I'm not there yet. But I take heartburn medication and I was looking at it. And I get the generic from Amazon basics and it's on auto delivery. So every three months. I were still sending it to you? Because this one doesn't have.

This is not from Zantek, though. This is just heartburn medication. I know. but the stuff that we used to get from back of the day, ages ago when I had heartburned before they took body parts out of me. I used to take this from time to time, but it was the generic, the rantadine stuff

that we'd get at Sam's Club or whatever. And you couldn't get it. They pulled it a while quite some time ago. Okay, hold on. So the one I used to get, not you got me all freaked out because I just took it before doing the show. Oh, you're fine.

Shut up. It's just a contaminant. But what is it, though? What is it supposed to do to my body if I ingest it? Am I going to, like, drop? It can occur in drinking water through the degradation of dimethylized zerazine, which is only a component in rocket fuel. So don't worry about it.

They're fine. Don't let a match in front of your mouth, though, bro. Seriously, though, the NDMA is a probable human carcinogen that could cause cancer. So don't worry about it, Chris. If they're still delivering it, you're fine. He's still delivering it. Nothing to worry about. Keep going.

Mine doesn't have that, though. You know, it has like carnauba fat wax, ferric oxide that I read, ferric oxide that yellow, hypromelosone, hypromelazone, acetya, acetya, lactose, maltadane, methyl and melana, propylene, and E, glycol. And you need an interpreter. Dude, imagine that be said right behind the blasio and the guy with the long hair. what is he doing is he giving the thumbs up the entire time he's just smiling oh he's just smiling stretching words on just stretching words up with his hands the whole time so you're good

no way if you if you if you still got a little ranted on or xantac under the cupboards uh you may want to think twice about taking him okay did you did you look at my granddaughter uh to the side corner of your eye dead. I mean, you do not want to mess with that guy. And by that guy, I'm talking about the Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman, General Mark, M-I-L-L-E-Y.

I do not want to mispronounce this man's name. This is a guy that you do not want to meth. No. No. I apologize. I actually, I apologize for not knowing the exact pronunciation of this guy's last name, okay? But he's Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman General

Mark, M-I-L-L-E-Y. So I apologize, sir, but, you know, he was at the podium yesterday. And I'm torn on this story. I'm really torn. So let's hear what the general staff chairman, General Mark M-I-L-E-Y, had to stay at the podium yesterday with President Trump and all the suits. Thank you, Secretary, for those words. And thank you, Mr. President, for your leadership. And I want to publicly thank Admiral Craig Fowler, the committee.

commander of U.S. Southern Command out of Miami for leading this operation, which is underway effective today. And also Admiral Gilday, the Chief of Naval Operation Admiral Schultz, for their contributions to this from their services. There's thousands of sailors, coast guardsmen, soldiers, airmen, Marines involved in this operation. We came upon some intelligence some time ago that the drug cartels as a result of COVID-19, we're going to try to take advantage of this situation and try to infiltrate additional drugs in our country. As we know, there's 70,000 Americans die on an average annual basis to drugs. That's unacceptable.

We're at war with COVID-19. We're at war with terrorists, and we are at war with the drug cartels as well. This is the United States military. You will not penetrate this country. You will not get past Jump Street. You're not going to come in here and kill additional Americans. And we will marshal whatever assets are required to prevent your entry into this country to kill Americans. So right now the Navy has marshaled additional gray hull ships from both PACOM and U.C.

and for the Naval Fleet at Norfolk, and they are set sail already, and they are in the Caribbean right now. In addition to that, there's 10 Coast Guard cutters and their special operations forces and security force assistance brigades, along with Air Force reconnaissance aircraft. The bottom line is you're not going to get through. Now is not the time to try to penetrate the United States with illegal drugs to kill Americans. With the United States military, and we will defend our country regardless of the cost. Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I guess, sir. Thank you. You know, he's only got four stars.

You think the guy would have five. Yeah. And the funny thing about this whole thing, you know, this will be like the only time he used non-cursed words to say what he just said. Thank you, Mr. President. What I was saying earlier about him, you know, he's, that guy hasn't slept in 10 years. A little bit more. He's the guy, right?

A little bit more. I mean, the buck stops with him. Yes. This is the guy that we have to like worry about if he goes crazy, we're all dead. Yes. And I was laughing about that, but he's just grandpa. No, he's not. No. He's not. But he's just grandpa to me. No, he's not. Did you look at my granddaughter sideways? Dead. Maybe not dead. Maybe, you know, you're digging graves on Guam for the rest of your tour. It's like that movie, the general's daughter. You're not messing with that general's daughter. Correct. Oh, no way. Oh, no way. That's a classic movie. But, that's the rest of your tour. It's like that movie. That's a general's daughter. It's like that. Now, can we take a break for just a second?

Oh, God. Can we take a break for just a second? What did the general- Americans? What- Are struggling enough. And now they've got to stop the drugs from coming in. How much more can we stay?

The illegal drugs. I don't want cocaine or meth in the streets. We don't have to work. Hey, this is the same warning. All the mayors around the United States, gave to criminals. Stay home. Don't do the crime because, you know, we need the hospitals to be efficient.

Right now, he's telling you. We also need to feed some addictions. No, we don't. We don't needy needing their drugs. Don't. Yes, they are. Oh, no. Yes, they are, my friend.

Biggest cruise missile to just hit one of those stupid little submarines coming from Cuba with drugs. Torpedo, torpedo, torpedo. I mean, we had the San Diego Tunnel Task Force yesterday. Oh, they're pissed today. They are pissed today. Why? They generally just gave credit to the military and did not mention the San Diego Tunnel Task Force.

If I'm the San Diego Tunnel Task Force, I quit right now because they're like, what the hell? We've been doing this for us. He gave everybody a little bit of love. The task force is the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, Homeland Security Investigations. Yeah, he didn't say that. He didn't say that. Drug enforcement agency. He didn't say that.

He didn't say that. The state's attorney's office. The San Diego Sheriff's Department. Nope. He said none of that. He said the sailors, the soldiers, the airmen, and the Marines. Oh, and the coast people. You all doing a great job.

Any questions? Yeah, what about this San Diego? Look at the time. We're done. I don't know. I don't have any. control over those lowly enforcement officers way down there. I can't even see them from what I'm doing.

You know the generous like San Diego Tunnel. Is that part of the zoo? Is that when they go to the zoo to get the Perry dogs out? Is that, yeah. If they need some more assistance, send them some firemen or something. I don't know. The zoo needs to stop tunneling because we need to stop. Tell them to stop tunneling.

The zoo is not there to tunnel. Yes. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. I appreciate it. I mean, don't let anybody tell you you don't look good. You do. You look fantastic today.

And had it not been for the early morning wake-up call from the Pat Gray-on-Leash program this morning, I would not have showered. I would not have put deodorant on. On my way up here this morning, I thought, on my way up to the bunker to, to jump on to do Pat Grey on leash because apparently Pat has got some kind of plague. Not COVID, we're told. So, okay.

All I know is I said, I've said multiple prayers for him not to have COVID. So, I mean, it was sad. I want him to have some kind of plague, not COVID. It's okay. I mean, he sounded bad. I get up every day. I mean, I said this on the air.

I get up almost, and I can't say every day now because today I didn't do it, but I get up every day. And I set my alarm, I get up, I make coffee, I get ready, I listen to Pat. And I listen to Pat's show. And I get stuff ready for my show. And I just, it's quite, it's usually quiet in my house. You know, nobody's up. Everybody's been up, just went to bed because nobody's on any kind of schedule. And I could just be quiet and enjoy things.

And this morning, it was like, I just got to roll over. I hear in my head, Chris Cruz, you know, you're doing this wrong. You're staying at home. You're doing this quarantine thing all wrong. And I thought, you know what? He's right. Why am I still on some stupid schedule? I just roll over and go back to sleep.

And so I rolled over. Phone call. Phone ringing. Phone ringing. I look down, it's Pat Gray. Pat Gray. I called no one. going to ask you how many times has Pat Gray called you in your 30 years of knowing him?

So you know your answering, right? Absolutely. What happened? Absolutely. Yes. Is there an earthquake? Something right. Hello, Pat.

Go ahead. I mean, that's absolutely so. I pick it up. And then there's nothing. Oh, no. So apparently his phone died because he hadn't charged. Again, and that shows you how important a Pat Gray. phone call is because the guy barely remembers to charge his phone so he barely knows that he has

a cell phone so when he calls you pick up on the second ring you don't wait for the third ring yes no no you look down and says pat gray you answer so i uh so that right after that keith i see keith calling him i was still in the bedroom my wife was laying there and i'm like talk i wasn't even going to be hey what's going on it was just talk what do you want and he's got some kind of plague. So the day I don't get up, I got to get up, and I got to go home to the bunker, and I got to help out, which is fine.

I got no problem doing that. I love doing that. It's no problem. I mean, I worked hard today. I got out of bed, and I walked up stairway, and I turned on a computer, and I started talking. I mean, how much more can I give, really? I mean, I'm tired.

So, but it got me thinking, like, I jumped in the shower real fast, you know, And I was like, why am I even doing that? What am I doing? That was I was going to ask you because, actually, I also took a bath. I mean, I took a shower before doing this too. But so today is not the day to bring this up. But if you really think about it, if you really think about it, why do I need to shower now every single day?

I do I need to put deodorant on? Yeah. What's the point? Yeah. Like, seriously, an honest question. why do we need to shower now that we're in quarantine day 21 inside the CQB why do we need to shower every single day I think right now you should be showering if you don't go outside and all you do is get up from the bed go downstairs or just go to the couch you you're showering every two to

three days yeah most people would be okay with that I think I think I think that is a normal thing to do. You know, if you're at home right now saying, you have to shower, no, no, seriously, think about it. What did you do today? You woke up, you went downstairs, you cooked, you sat on the couch, you got up again, you cooked, you sat on the couch, you went to the bathroom, got a little bit messy,

but you have those flushable wipes, so you wiped it all down, you sat down back on the couch, you got up, you ate, you sat back on the couch, oh my God, look at the time. Oh, it's not time. Do I shower? No. It fell asleep on the sofa, so you just, somebody covered you up with the quilt and you're good,

you won't sleep there. You didn't even make it to the bed. So now that you wake up against the next day, do you need to shower? Why? Exactly. Now, I have another question. If I don't leave the house,

I'm supposed to wash my hands a thousand times. You're supposed to wash your hands a thousand times to not spread the COVID virus. Yes. You're supposed to wash it a thousand times and it's supposed to be for at least 20 seconds. Yes. And it's supposed to be, you know, the whole alphabet, I guess.

Did you say the whole alphabet once or twice? Twice. I don't remember anymore. You could say the happy birthday song twice or row, row, you both twice. All right. So, or the elf or ABC, D, E, FG twice? Yes. Whoa.

So my point is at this point, I don't even leave the house. So when I wash my hands, I say, oh, I got to go wash my hands. I wash my hands. I wash my hands on A, B, C, D, I'm done. I get to about D or E. I'm done. That's good enough.

Yeah, I think, I think. I mean, I am. I don't know. Maybe I should just make it. If it's supposed to be twice, maybe I'm supposed to do it through one time. One time. Yeah. You still be on the same side.

Yeah. But I can't even do that. I can't even do that. I honestly think, because I was thinking about that same thing. I was like, okay, I'm at home. I've not left. Why do I need to wash my hands that many times? Now, of course, I go to the back.

I wash my hands. You know, I'm not talking about keeping yourself clean. I got that. And although I was talking about everyday washing. Mm-hmm. Not not upkeep. Not germ upkeep. Going to the bathroom, let's germ upkeep.

You got to hose yourself down with that. I get that. Okay. But just every day minor upkeep washing. Oh, yeah. You're not doing it. ABC, D-E. Done.

Yeah. And are you really putting... I put the soap on. And okay. Thank you. for saying that. Are you really putting soap on it or are you just? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you are. Okay. Yeah. So you still, even though even though you go ABCDE, there's still some soap in there. Most of the time. See, I knew it. Now, I could be in trouble, right? I mean, if I live, if I live,

we were told that we have people telling on each other now. People are out, snitches, get rewards is what we were told, right? Yep. If you've observed recurring violations of the safer at home order, please continue to let us know at coronavirus. www.lacity.org slash business violation. You know the old expression about snitches. Well, in this case, snitches get rewards. What is the old expression about snitches?

Snitches get stitches? Okay. Okay. I like that. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. Snitches get stitches.

I like that. Thank you. I mean, so if somebody happens to see me, which they're not going to, I mean, like they can't really peering into my, into my bathroom. He only washed his hands to the letter G and he only used one droplet of soap. Woo, woo, woo! Hello. Yeah, this is the snitch police. No, no snitches here.

Snitches because stitches. No, no. You were told you only washed your hands to the letter G. And I'll use my drop with us. Me no, no, no. We're coming it. We're coming. Open the door.

We're not going to down. I mean, come on now. Is that where we're at? Is that really where we're at? Yeah. And by the way, you know, I don't want to harp this too much, but this Louisiana mayor needs to further himself away from the chick that is doing the sign language. And by the way, this Louisiana girl? we need to find a new one

because she big and he's too close to her like dude I hate to break this to you but it's Los Angeles oh it's not Louisiana oh Louisiana doesn't have a mayor

so you see that's the whole thing Louisiana is a state oh it would be the governor talking but I will say that since this is L.A. that even makes it worse absolutely that the

interpreter, by the way, you heard at the open of the show. That's the gig to go after these days, especially if you even, I mean, apparently it doesn't matter what you look like. I mean... Oh, and in some cases when we had hurricanes, it doesn't matter if you know how to sign language.

Well, that's my point. Okay, so if I'm a mayor or a governor, or a person who needs an interpreter behind him as I do my press conferences, do I want that? And I, you know, if you're related to that, I apologize. I apologize

Because Hold on, hold on Do you really apologize? Do you really apologize? I'm the guy that I look I myself, myself, I'm the guy

Okay that I look at it go Ooh, do I want that? I mean, I do that to my I would do that to myself. I mean,

you're going to know, you want somebody that's beautiful, right? Yeah, and by the way, you're telling me. So you're right. This makes it even worse. If this is really like you say,

the city of, Los Angeles, why are we not going to down the corner getting an actress that knows how to sign language and put her next to him? And really, does it matter if they actually know how to sign language? Okay, yes. What are they going to call you and complain? You can hear them. Thank you. Thank you. That's exactly my point. Okay. So we'll get to some of the coronavirus numbers. And I tweeted yesterday that we're going to find out we've got to give a break update for Harry and Megan. All right. So I see a story that talks about the NYC mafia. They're getting hurt because there's no sports to bet on. So there's no what they're calling illegal betting, illegal gambling going on on any of the sports because there's no sports going on. So I say bet on when Prince Harry and, you know, Megan are going to break up, when they're going to move, when, you know, we see a... We can use them as evidence of to gamble on.

So I was thinking about the timeline, right? I mean, they still, apparently they met in 2016. They announced their engagement in 2017. They married in 2018. Archie joined the world last year. And then would be after Archie was born, right? And just before Archie was born, we found out that the Queen wanted them, they were going to go spend a year in Africa. And they went and spent a couple weeks in Africa and came back.

And it was like, we are not spending a year in that place. Okay? We're not spending a year there. So that's when they said, we're breaking off. We can't be Royals anymore. We don't want to be Royals anymore. We're done. And we're going to move to Canada.

And so then they moved to Canada and they didn't want to be royals anymore. And then they found out that, okay, this is all within a year, right? year and a half tops. They find out that, you know, the royal family is in a turmoil. Harry and Megan are going to be, you know, they're breaking up the royal family. Dad and Camilla are out back still in the stables. We spare no expense on sound effects on the show, by the way. And then, so they go to Canada and they're going to live in Canada.

And then they get the news that Canada is, you know, really struggling with paying for security and getting them a place to live. So maybe we, you know, we're going to go back to asking London to give us some money for you guys. And that's when I told you even before when they originally moved to Canada, I said the only reason they're going to move to Canada, because that's the jumping off point, right? She can move to Canada. When I say she, she's running the deal. I mean, Harry's always said what Megan wants, Megan gets. Absolutely.

So they moved to Canada. And she can still zip in and out of the U.S. right she can zip into new york she could zip into l a she could zip into miami and they could you know they could just do their thing and live in canada well then i realized that they went and spent the holidays in california right with megan's mom to be with the family uh-huh and uh they spent the time there and it gave them you know time away and quiet time where they weren't working and they were just going to have to come back after the holidays and be the royals until uh you know until the end of march and then they were going to be on their own.

Well, they're on their own now. And what happened? Oh, we're going to move to L.A. now. And, you know, Canada's not paying for security, so we'll ask the president of the United States to have the United States taxpayers pay for our security. And thankfully, President Donald Trump, no.

So then they go back and dad, lying on his deathbed with COVID-19, says, I'll pay. I'll pay their security. I'll pay. They could move to L.A. That's fine. Harry and Megan.

and then Argy can get what they want. Okay, so apparently he's fine, by the way. He's recovering from coronavirus. He's not on his deathbed. But he was. They didn't know that when he said he would pay for their security. He's busy hacking at the palace, coughing up a lung. I'll pay.

I'll pay for him. So now they're going to move to L.A. And we have the question of how long do they last? Because this at some point, I'm guessing probably about another 60. to eight months, although this timeline has moved pretty fast for them. Yes. And then also we have to put in perspective the COVID-19 because how much work can Megan get and how much speaking engagement can they get when no one is there to speak to?

And they can't go anywhere. So there still be the young loving couple, though, raising their kid, quarantined. Make sure the staff wears gloves. I mean, I don't expect them not to have staff. It's just insane if you think they're going to move to L.A. and not have a staff. Is Dad going to pay for the staff? Well, I mean, he's the only one that's got the cash now, right? I mean, they went and cried to Grandma and grabbed them and gave them the go ahead.

The queen gave the go ahead to break away. Yes. Right? She's already struggled. She's angry with letting Harry Mary Megan to begin with. She knows now that was a mistake. So the only people left. to fund them as far and for them to be funded and not be royals is dad is charlie right

yeah charles is the only one yeah that's the only one charles and camilla that's it because uh uncle what's his face is it still trying in hiding from geoffrey epstein prince andrew from the duke of york he's he's done right and the rest of the royals are all on their own out having to work more than ever because they're gone they're not going to do anything for harry and megan no no no no They're already breaking their back going to these events. By the way, I realize how difficult it is going to these events having to show up and glad that everybody, which isn't happening now anyway. They still are presumed to do it.

The funny thing about this whole situation is like, Megan did not see COVID-19 come. Now that COVID-19 is part of the world and everybody's, you know, clothes and everybody stay at home. I feel that some regret will kick in so soon. Because if you think about it, okay, fine. I'm going to be locked up. But there's CQB at the Royal Palace with the queen. It's a lot different than our CQB for sure. Just a tad.

Just a little bit different. It might not be a big difference, but it's a little difference that, you know, over there at their own CQB, all you have to do is, and here comes the butler and the footmen with food all gowned up and else fresh. So I'm just saying that you picked the wrong time to exclude yourself from the royal fan because right now they have zero work. Well, they never had a worry, but right now zero worries of them getting infected other than like, hey, get back inside the house.

Now you have to go with the commoners and get food and live in a house that is not a palace. Only have a couple of servants. A couple of people on staff. I mean, well, okay, three or four. I mean, you have a couple people on staff and you got to have someone a nanny to take care of Archie. The nanny is a must, you know, because God forbid Megan has to take care of maybe Archie. You can't have, you can't have Harry and Megan taking care of their own kid 24-7. just that can't happen. I mean, let's just be clear. That can't happen. Okay. So I'm saying,

and I would, I would say, wow, the timeline for this is really fast. And you know, it's a good call on the COVID-19 because now they're going to be more broken. All this left is dad funding them for security and funding them for places. And she's going to get a little bit of help from some of the Hollywood do-gooders. Absolutely. Absolutely. They all love Harry. You know what I mean? They all love him. But all Harry has to do is smile and he'll be. be good, but still, when this breaks out and they need some cash, I'm guessing, just a, you know, chewing the fat guess that year and a half tops. Ooh, okay.

Year and a half tops. And I don't know that they get a divorce, but we're going to get news that Harry wants to be with his family. He misses his family. Okay. So a rich people divorce, which means we're still married, but we live our separate lives. Well, because of Archie. Yes.

So Harry's going to go back to London and be a royal and do his royal duties, and Megan's going to stay in L.A. and do her L.A. Royal duties, and we'll get great news like Harry and Megan are going to go to the Grammys. Harry and Megan are going to show up at the Oscars. Is Harry going to be? with Megan at the at the Tony Awards I mean I it's something like that something like that but and on the other hand it might be hey because she's not going to go down without a fight oh no right I mean if harry says I want a divorce I mean she's going to want you know eight billion dollars okay but from where that's still not going to be enough but from where they have no money I know but

which is which is smart from the queen allowing them to separate so the queen is so the queen is playing three, four thousand steps ahead. She's like, okay, yeah, that's right. Yes, go, go, go, go. Cut the ties. Right now, cut the ties. Yes. Yeah, so when they get to the doors, I got nothing, I got nothing.

I'm not even a royal anymore. Yeah. So. Go for me. I'll try to get you a couple of bucks. You know, I'm waiting for, you know, when my dad passes away, you know, maybe I get a couple of bucks from him. But most of that goes to Camilla.

And I still, he's got his trust fund from Princess Diana still, right? Yeah, he throws that to give her, give her that. Because the thing about it, too, it's like, okay, he'll give her that. But as soon as he lets go of that marriage, the golden gloves open up again. And he has access to everything again. So locks that up. He locks that deal up. And then he goes back and William just says, no problem.

I got you bad. And you know what? Good for him, though. Because that's what a brother's supposed to do, though. So like, yes. Yes. That's exactly what it's happening. We're over here saying like, oh, the queen, you know, she's, no, she's been playing smart this entire time.

She knew this was happening. She knew. Yep. You're welcome, by the way, from chewing the fat at your royal update. For those of you thinking, you don't care, you know you do. We have coronavirus to still, I know we talked a little bit about it early on. But really, I mean, we're at, at the time of this recording, we're at 227,221 cases in the USA. And if you believe that China is still only at 81,589, you believe the lie.

Okay, believe the lie. We have 12,218 new cases, and we're already over 5,349 deaths. Really sad. But it's still pretty good numbers. Yeah, yeah, if we want to compare it to, you know, other stuff that kills American, yes, we're good. You know, because we heard the general. We heard the general.

He said, you know, 70,000 Americans die from, you know, drugs every year. So. Well, we have to stop them from coming into the country. Americans are going to be struggling with their addictions. Don't get me started again. Don't do it. USA, USA, USA, I got it. I got it.

Now more than ever we're binging, though. Americans streamed 85% more minutes of video in March. Duh, than last year. The average person has spent 36% more minutes streaming TV and movies in the last four weeks. I was no kidding. Binge watching or watching three plus episodes in one sitting per the Hulu English dictionary has climbed more than 25% in the last

two weeks. I mean, we are just binging stuff. We're watching stuff. I'm sorry, but between Netflix and YouTube and Hulu and Amazon, and Amazon's the lowest. I mean, we are just binging content. So they're saying now because

of everybody being locked down, they're watching three or more episode at a time? Yeah, well, they're saying that binge watching and they're attacking, they're saying that binge watching means and they're attacking on

three episodes or more in one season. Oh, okay. I thought they were saying that oh, because of COVID-19 people are watching no, I'm sorry, because when you binge watch and you're true bench watcher, you're watching that whole season. Right. Or you're

at least making it through six or seven and then thinking I have to sleep and you're back at it as soon as you're back up again. Yes. Well, you know, if it, Not that I've ever done that before in my life. If it was old TV where you get 22 episodes per season, then you would watch it half of the season. But right now, Hulu and Netflix are just releasing between 8 and 10. So I am watching that in one day.

I know. You always feel good about, I will say this. I always feel good about, oh, it's a new show, a new season, and I click on it. And there's 10 episodes instead of 14, 15, or 60. Like, oh, I can make that. I can do that. Really? I get mad. I am mad.

I want to see 22. Like, for example, because of you, I got CBS All Axis. So I started watching Young Shelton. I go in there. I was like, oh, I'm going to binge watch 24 episodes, season three. Nice. That made me, like, so happy. But Young Shelton is only 23, 24.

minute episodes, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so, I mean, it's really fast. I mean, you get through those fast. That's why there's 24 of them. Only 30-minute show. This is a break. So upsetting because you once again just poo-poo.

You're, that's what you've been doing today. Off air and on-air, you just poo-pooing everything. Everything, everything. You're just like, oh, well, it's only 24 and 35 seconds long. So you can, you know, if you multiply it and then divide it, it's like 10 episodes, you idiot. That's exactly what it is. I just want to point it out. I don't know why that's such a bad thing.

I don't. Hey, remember to subscribe to this podcast. What are you doing with your life if you're not a subscriber to chewing the fat? Some people would call you a loser. No, I'm not going to do that because I don't think. that you're a loser. But some people would call you that. I just want you to subscribe to the podcast. So just go to whatever

platform warms the little cockles of your heart and subscribe to chewing the fat. Thank you. Good day. I'm still trying to figure out what made this California train engineer wanting

to run his train into a ship? He ran it off the tracks and threw barriers and landed about 250 yards from the coronavirus relief ship. No one was injured in the incident. He claimed that he wanted to wake people up because he believed the ship, which has about 1,000 hospital beds, was part of an insidious government plot. he alleged he hoped the derailment would receive media attention

okay so this is another example of we need our meds or drugs all right there's an issue there's an issue happening I really I don't know did you think the train was going to make it to the ship on the he's 250 yards away that's quite a distance did you think the train was going to crash through these barriers and then go through whatever parking lot and water area that you have

and make it to the ship? I don't understand. Now he's arrested, he could face 20 years in jail. He was arrested and charged with one count of train wrecking. You don't want to none of that.

You do not want none of that. You don't want to go to Jimmy. Don't put him in Jen Pop. Oh, no, no, no, no. Now, this guy needs to be with Harvey and Bill Cosby. What are you in for?

Train wrecking? You? Come on, now. Stop it. I just really strange. I am. Yeah, I saw that this morning, and it took like three readings of the headlines to kind of figure out what was happened because it was a train and right and you are a train conductor right like we could make it that he's a train conductor and maybe he fell asleep during train school when this was happening but you need tracks in order for

the train to continue like it's okay to derail it but derail it on the tracks so you could get to your point, you know, do you want to make that contact? So he really, he really cared about making his point too. Yes. Because, uh, he tried to run away after it crashed. I know. He broke the, he derailed the train and then attempted to flee. And a California Highway Patrol officer said, hey, where's that guy going?

And they apprehended him. Now, he said, the world is watching. I had to. People don't know what's going on here. Now they will. Okay. Here, let me tell you this. The world knows that Trump sent a white ship with a big red cross to help California and New York.

I don't think the world is falling asleep as we speak. I don't know. I don't know what he's trying to get a point across. I love trains. No one. supports train workers and train conductors more than chewing the fat. I mean, life in the train age, I've been a, I've, I've, I've been social media about life in the train age for years now, but I don't understand this at all.

And be careful. Don't be careful out there if you are part of the train world, if you're a conductor, whether you went to, you know, fell asleep during class or not, you do not want to get charged with train wrecking because you're going down you're going down he's getting 20 years for train wrecking wow good good i mean you can't crash you can do it you're at the docks well can you i don't think you could charge him with crashing anything which is why they charged them with train wrecking yeah yeah yeah that's they're like we can't really charge him with crashing he didn't crash him with crashing he didn't crash him anything.

It crashed through all the barriers and then it stopped a long offense. It was like, well, what are you doing? What are you doing, bro? Like, and that's why he ran away, right? He realized he went, well, that really didn't. Exactly. Do what I thought it was.

Absolutely. Absolutely. You know that he was like, okay, this is it. All right. Hey, mom, I'm not coming home tonight. Okay. What is that? I'm going to,

people need to wake up. People need to wake up. Wait. Oh, crap. I didn't make it. Oh, crap. The ship is still three football fields away

and there's water and fences between us still. Crap, I got to get out of here. Ridiculous. That's ridiculous. That's awesome. And then we had, you know, I don't understand people making fun of Larry David. I love Larry David.

Okay, I get we've got, you know, we've got celebrities doing their COVID-19, wash your hands and stay home on social distancing videos. And some of them are doing it out of the goodness of their hearts. Most of them are doing it to get paid. That's what they do. Yeah.

That's what they do. They either get paid through their social media account or some special company gives them money to post it on their social media accounts. I get it. It's part of the deal. The ones that are doing it on their own, they're doing that because they're dying for attention and the meds are wearing off. Yeah.

And we're stopping drugs coming into the country. and so they need to do something. You don't want General Mark M-I-L-L-E-Y to come knocking at your door. No, you do not. No, you do not want that guy

knocking at your door, man. Oh, thank you. So I'm busy. I got other things going on. No drugs here, sir. No drugs here, sir. And by the way, I don't know where

this drugs came from, but shake the neighbor. You're definitely snitching in front of him. And by the way, if you're on the way back to your car, you only got four steps. close the door lock it

you'd be dead then there'd be a military drone strike on your home in like less than a minute there's no question about yes that's your home a Fort Worth Texas home was drone strike

government is officially looking into it they don't know they claim they don't know what happened you got on that all right so Larry David posts this it wasn't it was a Was it up on Twitter or is your Instagram account? This came on the Office of the Governor of California Twitter account. And it says Larry David wants everyone.

A spot from Larry David, right? Okay, let's hear that. Hello, I'm Larry David. Obviously, somebody put me up to this business. Okay, so there's his way of telling you that he was paid for it. Obviously, somebody put me up to this. I'm not doing this for free. And it's an advertisement.

Got it? I do, but I basically want to address the idiots out there. And you know who you are. You're going out. I don't know what you're doing. You're socializing too close. It's not good. You're hurting old people like me.

Well, not me. I have nothing to do with you. I'll never see you. But, you know, otherwise, let's hear it. Right there is why I love Larry David. Because, okay, Larry David, we're supposed to hate him Fisher. If we go by what? society tell us, you know, the left versus the right.

Larry David is a guy we're supposed to hate. We're not supposed to like right there is a reason why. Because I know I will never meet Larry David. I will never be as big as Larry David. I love that he's. Oh, are your dreams been killed? By Larry David? No, I just know that this brown person is not going to be.

I'm sad for you all of a sudden. It's not going to be as successful as Larry David. Oh, Chris. Gosh, darn it, don't believe that. The guy who created Seinfeld and has an amazing HBO show called Gerbue Enthusiasm. I will not be there. Oh, gosh, darn it, Chris, stop feeling bad. Now, play some more, Larry, but stop feeling.

Don't bring yourself down like that. You still have a chance. Your relatives, who the hell knows? But the problem is you're passing up a fantastic opportunity, a once-in-lawful. opportunity to stay in the house, sit on the couch, and watch TV. I mean, I don't know how you're passing that up. Well, maybe, because you're not that bright. But there it is.

Go home, watch TV. That's my advice to you. You know, if you've seen my show, nothing good ever happens going on. It's a promo in? You know that. Half, half promo in. He doesn't mention the name of the show, but it's Larry David, and he knows you've seen my show. You know, don't see anyone, except maybe if there's a plumbing emergency, let the plumber in and then, you know, wipe everything down after you.

But that's it. Okay. Okay. Yeah, that is perfect. That's good stuff. I don't care. I like that. You're right.

And I missed that, though. You're right. He did a half a promo. He didn't say the name of the show. Because all you have to do, all you have to do, here, let's do it right now. Let's Google Larry David TV show. Oh, there it is. Herbue enthusiasm is the first one.

And he said, sign up and stream free videos right now. Huh. Funny how that would happen like that. Weird. How that would happen like that. And I want to get back to you. Because you, it really. it really, you broke my heart today.

You know, it's like your dream is dead. I don't want to poo-poo anymore. I'm not poop-pooing you. No, no. Not pooping you. You know, I've come to sense where, yes, I'll make money. Yes, I'll be successful on my own level. There's no way that I can become a Larry David level successful producer,

executive producer, TV writer. because that's not something I want. I don't want that. I'll leave that for another. That's part of why I do, you know, the American Dream segments is because people live their own American dream. That's what makes America great. You're able to, or at least you were used to be able to until the COVID-19 made everybody shut down.

You were used to be able to at least live your own American dream, right? You find out what you love, what you love to do, and that's what you get to do. And you do it and you do it with that smile on your face. and you feel as you are the Larry David of your American dream. Yes. Yes. And gosh darn it you are. But now you, your dreams are just like nothing. You're shot down.

You don't even have them anymore. I mean... It's okay, though. It's like... It doesn't sound like it's okay, though. I just don't have white privilege. That's all it is. You know, my privilege doesn't get me as high as I could. You know, I talked about this.

I talked about the whole pyramid. There's that dating pyramid that I always talk about. Yeah. You know, that's why I'm number three, not number two or number one. So you believe that while you're settling for your American dream, your American dream, you're settling for your American dream because you don't have white privilege. Is that right? Am I hearing you right?

Yes. Wow. That's tough for me to believe. I mean, what do you think would be different if you were white? Larry David. I will be the Larry David of the world. You could be like the Larry David of the brown people. I am that.

I am that. I am that. But I want to be the white Larry David. David. That's not going to happen. That's not going to happen. I don't want to.

Now we're back to poo-pooing you again. You're poo-poo-see.