Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 342 | Pandemic Baby v. Born During the Pandemic, Quibi Goes LIVE, & American Joe is HERE

Episode Date: April 7, 2020

The Purge sounders are playing across the nation and a police chief didn't know that was from a movie. Kevin Hart and 50 cent are fighting on Instagram? Barbers are now part of the underground work force. Twin babies were born during the pandemic, does that qualify them as pandemic babies? Youtube TV needs to update the commercials... They are still offering cruise trips and Bloomberg is still running for President according to Youtube TV commercials. TV network executives needs to cater to regular Joe not woke Joe. Subscribe on YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get no frills delivered. Shop the same in-store prices online and enjoy unlimited delivery with PC Express Pass. Get your first year for $2.50 a month. Learn more at pceexpress.ca. And now a Blaze Media podcast. Welcome to it. Happy Monday. Yes, happy Monday. From chewing the fat, broadcasting live from the quarantine bunker.

Yes, the CQB. This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the annual purge sanctioned by the U.S. government. Weapons of class four and lower have been authorized for use during the purge. All other weapons are restricted. Sure they are capable of ranking 10 have been granted immunity for the purge. Sure they did air that audio, but they did do the purge sound and the horn. just to let people know that there was, you know,

it's time. There's a curfew. You shouldn't be on the streets. We'll be unavailable until tomorrow morning at 7 a.m. We're still warning people? Oh, my gosh. Blessed be our new founding fathers and America, a nation reborn.

May God be with you all. We are close to this. Now, if you hear that, I mean, that's kind of scary. That's kind of scary with the person. Now, they claim. We were just wanting people to know that there was a curfew. It was from 9 to 6 p.m. or from 9 p.m. to 6 a.

He received all kinds of calls and people were like, Hello. Why are you using sounders from the purge? That was from a movie? I didn't have any idea. You know what? We won't use it ever again. We don't use it anymore.

Sorry. Wow, boy. So this weekend was a busy weekend for everyone, for everyone around the world. We had a couple of, well, at least two or three stories that if you have been listeners to chewing the fat, you can do about it. You saw him coming. He saw him coming already.

Because we told you about them. Because this show is so far ahead. We're almost damn near behind. We're so far ahead. That's a motto of the show. We're so far ahead. I mean, we're almost behind. It's a new show.

But we have the story with wild animals, taking over city streets all over the world. Major cities, including London and New York, have a wild animal just showing up, cruise them through the streets. You know, people aren't really around anymore. I guess we'll just go into the cities and look for food and hang out. You heard it here first.

You knew it was coming. You knew it was going to happen. And it is happening. So make some noise out there when you go outside. Okay? Make some noise. Let people know that, hey, hello, we're here. Then we also have people telling us that the new underground business is the barber that

comes to your home, making home visits. You saw that coming. I told you. weeks ago. I cannot wait for people showing their real hair color. Their nails aren't going to be done. They're running out of makeup. And all we, Kevin Hart started getting, had a little Instagram, Twitter war with 50

cent. And my main man, prime time, Dionne Sanders, they all go in. gray, the hair, the beards, why? No more die. No more going to see the barber. No more doing it. It's all, it's all coming to fruition. I told

you. I told you it was going to happen. I knew it. And they're all trying to, well, we're just rolling with it now. You know, that's the way it is. So get off me. That's the way it goes. You know, F off. You know, that's

the way I just don't have a dye. I figured I wasn't working anymore so that's just the way it goes uh-huh uh-huh so you're telling me Kevin Hart Dion Sanders even 50 cents they can't have the underground barber show up with a little hair dye and take care of a little business so they can't have the brother come and you know help him out right right it's just the brother it's just just just let him get him fade. Just let him get a fade. That's what we're asking for. Let me get a fade and we're done. Okay, well, these are men, these are males. Wait, you think the medicine's running out of the males. I mean, the females are going to go crazy because they've got, they're losing their

minds. They aren't going to be able to post on social media. So they're all going to be wearing hijabs or they're going to be, you know, posting stuff where you can't really see them. You know, it's going to be, hi, it's me. I'm sure I'm hiding underneath this sheet because it's my mask. I've got my whole body covered in this sheet because it's my mask. You know, like they're telling me I'm supposed to wear whenever I go anywhere, including my family room. I just have to wear it. So that's why I'm covered up by a sheet.

But it's me, really high. They're not going to want you to see them at all, man. The roots are coming in. eyebrows are starting. They've plucked too much. They went crazy too much on the right eyebrows. So there's a big hole. They don't have the makeup to cover it up.

I'm telling you, it's going to be great. Wait till you see it. Then, then, we had the story of the parents who have named their twins. What? Corona and COVID. COVID and Corona. Thank you. I will say they jumped the gun a little bit because while these babies were born inside the pandemic window, it's not really, they're not, it's not really a pandemic baby.

Right? They made this baby outside of the pandemic window. Yeah, I believe the only one in our network that still has a pandemic baby is Sarah Gonzalez, right? She announced it though But she's still She's You don't think it was conceived During the pandemic

It's been day 25 It's 25 days in The CQBs Yeah no She was pregnant Okay Okay Yeah she's farther along than that

Okay So I mean she can Obviously she'll pretend That it is But technically No just know you heard it here first. I mean, she could say it else she wants, and that's fine. I'll play

along. I'm happy with it. That's fine. Just like this couple, I'm fine. They had their little baby. They named a corona and COVID. Their twins, which I told you, you know, what's going to happen. I told you, no, probably you knew it was going to happen because you heard it here on the fat first. But, technically,

it's not a pandemic baby. Born inside the window, but it wasn't conceived inside the window. So you've got to have we got to have a baby born, you know, eight, seven and a half maybe tops months from now. So what would you call those babies that were not conceived during the pandemic? Are there still pandemic babies or there's just like babies? Well, born in the pandemic.

Oh, okay, so those are they born in the pandemic babies. Born during the pandemic, but they aren't pandemic babies. It's so sad. My baby is to a pandemic baby. No, baby. No, sorry. I don't want to break your heart, but your baby was just born during the pandemic. That doesn't count.

You don't get the money. Here's a copy of the home game. Thanks for playing. So I did venture out of the house this weekend. I know, I know, but I will say that I didn't, I ventured out of the house. We got in an automobile, and we drove to, past a couple of stores, and ended up, my wife went into a Walmart to get some groceries, but I did not go in. I stayed in the car, completely watched people coming in and out of Walmart. The Walmart parking lot that I was in was insanely busy for a Sunday afternoon late.

It was incredible how many people were going. to this Walmart. And I guess there was a guy inside. They had a person outside kind of monitoring the parking lot. But that person didn't look like they were counting and, you know, checking off how many people they were allowing in the store because that's supposed to start, right? You only get five people for every thousand square feet or whatever. Now, they're big stores.

So, you know, you're looking at it. You're looking at a good number of people. But, I mean, I, I. don't know that they were and it actually mattered it certainly didn't look like it mattered and my now my wife said that there was a guy you know tapping on some kind of screen as people were coming in and leaving so may you know maybe they were keeping count and that's you know it just seemed like an awful lot of people that they and they didn't stop anyone they wouldn't say okay hold up or at the max hold on you got to wait they didn't do any of that.

And I would say probably about a quarter to maybe a third of the people. No more than a third. War masks and or gloves. The rest? Eh. Eh. And a lot of people in the window going in and out. No mask, no gloves.

And my wife about had a fit because some couple had a newborn baby in there. I mean, she almost, are you stupid? If it was me, I would have said, it's my kid. Shut up, lady. Go ahead and shop. Get out of my six foot window. But she didn't say anything anyway. But I'm just, aren't we supposed to report?

We're supposed to report people doing wrong things. So this is. I hear a lot of people saying that you and Glenn have to be talking about, well, the reporting is you're putting on businesses, not on other people. we're not snitching on each other we're supposed to snitch on the businesses so that we could shut off their water and shut off their electricity if they're not practicing the CDC regulations

uh-huh yeah no yeah yeah that's right sure right that's uh yeah sure I will say I was driving in uh

so this is Fort Worth, Texas. Fort Worth, Texas. Technically, Fort Worth, Texas. D.F.W. People were out and about, man. They're out walking. I will say most of the time, if you're out walking,

you are keeping in your space issues. However, in front of people's houses, there's six or seven people gathered. I almost called and reported them. I mean, that's starting to push the window. How many people? Six or seven? Okay, 10 is the max.

So what are you doing? The 7 is too many. No, you know they're not the same family. They were different families. They were out in front like that. They were all gathered together in a little huddle. No, not in today's world. Dude, you're pissing me off.

Okay, we're coming into a huge window. This is going to be the next couple weeks. The next couple weeks are the big window to shut us down. Right? I mean, we're supposed to have, we're supposed to be inundated with body bags and the world is going to be shut down. Now, obviously, I'm making a little bit of fun. But it is supposed to be the worst part of it, right? We're supposed to be going into the bad window, the next couple weeks, for sure this next week.

I mean, what's your face? You know, what's her face? It's the one that stands up on the podium with Trump. she even says she doesn't even want people go to the grocery store oh yeah Dr. Blix Yeah like I said What's her face?

Yeah blick She doesn't even want people No that's I know that's what I said What's her name Yeah Dr. Blix Can you use her name? She doesn't even want people to go to the grocery store The pharmacy she wants everybody to stay inside

And wash your hands So Okay And I did see I saw a couple A couple of guys did see It looked like where people were visiting other people at their homes.

So they were busy. Like I drove by one house and it looked like they were all outside saying goodbye. Hey, thanks for common. They're in the driveway. What are you doing? What are you doing? There's no visiting people. There's no getting together.

There's no gathering. And you don't. And for sure, if you've been gathering with them, you don't walk them outside and stand in a big pile of people outside like the old days. Those days are gone. Those days are over, man. The new normal is stay away from me. I don't. I mean, I'm making fun, but it's just so weird.

It's so weird for me. When I see that, I think, ooh. So what you're saying is that, I think it was what? Like three weeks ago, I came and visit you. And you allowed me inside your home. Well, man, that was a. I was against my will. Okay.

If my wife had been at the store or something, you would not have gotten in. So, you know, I'm supposed to, you know, drop some stuff up for you today that you asked. And I got, thank you. Is that still going to happen? There's a nice little drop-off area. Oh, okay. So you still want me to drop off. You just want to have any contact with me.

Here, let me give me an example. Okay. Hey, Fisher. There's your stuff. And then you can go. But you're not going to say hello to me. You're not going to see, like, how I'm doing. Oh, no.

There may be some, I mean, I don't know how type the seals are on the door. You don't know what's got an air is coming through. Oh, I'm going to cough on every doorknob I see. And car doork doorknob, I'm just going to cough and lick them all. That's what I'm going to do. I saw a guy, I saw a guy, had to come out of Walmart with a big box of diapers. All right, so he's got a big box of diapers,

and he's by himself, no problem. He's got a mask on, but he's got no gloves, and he's texting on his phone. So I'm thinking, dude, what are you doing? I mean, the mask is there just, what do you make people feel good? What are you doing? Because you got no gloves. you've already touched the shopping car,

you've touched the diapers, who knows what else you've touched, and you're texting on your phone, which you will take back into your home. Right? So, what's the point? What's the point? I was really surprised at how many people

were going into Walmart in the window and not wearing a mask, not even just wearing a mask, if not gloves. Really surprised. If you're in the window, I would be a little careful.

Be a little careful. Now, you know, maybe that guy and that woman says, we're tough. And by the window, you mean the old people? Yes, older individuals. Yeah, the old people that should be... Oh, yes, older individuals. Like you said. You should be home, but you decided to get in your car.

Would you wear in a mask? I didn't go out, though. Were you wearing a mask? And I came close to. I wanted to get out of the car and just kind of hang out and lean on the hood and tax and snap some pictures, you know, just snap some shots of some people. And I didn't even do that.

I didn't even do that. And the shells were full. I mean, I've got pictures. My wife snapped pictures of, you know, different aisles. There were no, you know, Walmart supposed to have be closing down some aisles that they feel aren't essential items. Yeah, but again, it goes back to that Amazon guy. what is essential.

I know. Because you might say that paper supply and pens are not essential, but I'm still running a show, so I need legal pad and pay. Do you need that? See, that's what I mean. I'm just done talking to you today. I'm calling the authorities.

All right, let's head over to the break room. I need a break. You know what? I want you to know that part of the reason that I went on the ride to Walmart yesterday is because the house, I drank earlier in the day, my last Coke zero. This house will not be open for. any kind of business. There's no Coke zeros in it. That cannot happen, my friends.

That cannot happen. So we're having a nice ice cold Coke zero as we head over to the break. Oh my gosh. Oh, that is so, so good. Make sure you subscribe to chewing the fat. Yeah, you heard me subscribe to chewing the fat. It's free. Now, I will say this to you, though, for those of you listening to the podcast, if you just heard a commercial, yeah, that's right, then you know that that's how we're charging, okay?

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For right now, I still have YouTube TV. I think I'm going to give it up here pretty soon. It's pretty steep. And I'm thinking I don't know that it's worthy of what I'm paying for it right now. YouTube TV can, you know, can. It's me otherwise, maybe. It's charging me a lot of money. And I don't know that I'm using it enough to get the money's worth for it.

How are they charging you? What do you mean? Like how much is the subscription? I think YouTube TV is like over 50 bucks a month. Oh, hell no. That's a thank you. I think it's like 55 bucks a month. Now, you get all the, you know, I can dev, I've DVR shows and you have all your,

you know, you can save all your shows and all your lineup and stuff. I don't dislike the platform, but it seems a little steep for what they provide. And I was watching, you know, I was using it this weekend, trying to, you know, get caught up on some shows that I haven't watched in a while, and to see if it's worthy of me keeping it. I will say I'm a little surprised, YouTube, a cutting edge on platform TV. I'm a little surprised.

When you save a show to watch from, Like I had one, there was a show that I saved that I hadn't watched, that I didn't watch. And it started in January, right? And I was like, oh, crap, I wanted to watch that show. So I have like, you know, eight or nine episodes to watch, which was fun. But the commercials don't update. Okay, so you're still watching commercials from January. You think YouTube would change that, right?

You think they'd go back and change those commercials, right? Because I don't necessarily know, but I'm not going on a cruise. Not going on a cruise. Not doing it. I'm not doing it. I don't know if you know, Bloomberg is not running for president anymore. The January furniture sales are over. The January auto sales are over.

There was a news promo from a news program telling me about the flu season. I don't know anybody gives a crap about the flu season anymore. I will say they are jam-packed. All the commercials are jam-packed, though. The commercial fills are all with different prescriptions. I mean to tell you, man, you, skin, heart, cholesterol, nose, eye, ear, ankle, it doesn't matter, man. There's a prescription out there for you. So, I mean, they do make their money on that.

But I'm just saying, I'm surprised that they don't update their commercials. I really don't. And I will say, did you see Chris Chris Chris. your show deputy canceled I know and I will

and I watch you know what show I watched then I went back what caught my eye because I thought oh yeah I wanted to watch that because I saw an ad for it and I went oh yeah shoot I remember I wanted to watch that so I went back and I went back to

YouTube TV and then I remembered it was on CBS so then I had to go to CBS All Access to watch the first show was Tommy what's her face as the police chief? Yes, Edie Falco. Yeah, it's a girl.

Sorry, not Eddie. Eddie, whatever, same thing. But that show will be canceled soon. Because it is the same as Deputy. It's the same thing. Deputy is what? The Sheriff in Los Angeles County, right? Falco is

the police chief of Los Angeles. The first female police chief of Los Angeles. The first episode is damn near a replica of the first episode of Deputy. they stop a ice

from taking an illegal and her daughter is incredible she's gay the first female gay police chief I mean

it is just it will not it will not last it's not that good to begin with it's right so I'm guessing

that at the end of the coronavirus cancellations along with just like Deputy that Tommy will be

on that window too because and I love her and I like the premise and will I watch the second episode yeah probably yeah probably I mean I made it through Deputy

and Deputy kind of almost tried to win me over by the end but they were still on that window of just driving me insane with ever being so woke

and it was just agonizing. It's very interesting that you haven't talked about the premiere of Quibi. I know today's today. I've been watching. I'm six at six TV shows done. Today's today you've got uh and it's did you get

three months for free? 90 days free right? I got 90 days for free. Yes. That's where I met with CBA.S.S. I've got so I know. About halfway down with Picard, really. I've been enjoying it. And I started watching the other one with what's his face. Interrogation.

Interrogation. I never could remember the stupid. You know what that is? Have you watched any of the criminal? I think that's what it's called on Netflix from the different countries. Oh, yeah. UK criminal, France criminal and stuff. It's kind of like that.

Although I kind of like, I mean, I don't dislike it what they're doing. They've got the one case. and they go back and you can watch any episode and know where you're at. Yeah. But it's okay. Yeah, the problem having with Quibi is

I'm not used to watching it vertically. And I feel like I'm missing too much from the story. Okay. That's the problem with Quibi. So like right now I'm watching and they're quick, they're seven minutes.

The max I've seen was eight minutes. And I felt that was. It's supposed to be under 10, right? And I felt like that was way too long because it's too personal. At the time I'm at eight minutes, it's time to go. Okay. It's too personal. I felt like my six feet bubble was being burst every time.

Really? Yeah, because I have that person is right in front of me. And then we can only pan a little bit. Then we can pan a little bit. And then if we pan all the way like they did in one episode, I can no longer see the characters. So I'm just looking at a wall. I just... Because the show I'm watching is called Flipped,

and it's a comedy about this couple trying to be Joanne from Texas, the flip houses. And they're just funny. And they find money in one of the houses that are trying to rebuild, and it's drug lord money, and then now they're pissed off the drug lords. So, but, like, as they were remodeling, they were explaining.

Why is not doing my show? Go ahead. As they're remodeling, so they're down a conversation, but like the camera pans to the wall that they're demolishing, but they're still talking. It's just really weird.

It's very difficult to get used to a show that is vertically, and I do not like it. Wow. It's too much. It's too much. Wow. Now I'm going to have to subscribe this afternoon

and look into it, because now you're going to be pissed me on. You're going to be pissed because those, late night shows that they have there. Ooh. Really? Ooh. They definitely took up chewing the fat.

I mean, they spent a lot of money on the stupid thing. And guess what? The CEO is that female CEO from... I know. In Katzenberg, I know. We talked about... And right now, investors are not feeling so secured after the launch. So I'm telling you, it's a culture shock because everybody's used to see.

TV shows where I can see everything. Now I'm literally being forced to watch this little much. But that's what, but, but aren't the shows shot? So you see it? So you see what? Or are the shows shot for TV and just put on Quibi? No, no, no, no.

They're shot to be made watch vertically. But it's so difficult because if you think about it from perspective of making a TV show, show, you know, most of us... Why can't we just turn the phone? Oh, no. So if you turn the phone, it doesn't work. So like... What? No, you have to watch it vertically.

What? Yeah. Okay. Quibby, what do you... Because you could tell, like, they're trying really hard to create this new way of watching TV. I gotcha. I get it. But the... I love the idea. I loved the prep. The problem is that when you do that, it's very difficult for me. me to not focus on everything else because I want to know what is happening behind the character.

Like there's a character that is building a set. I want to see the set. I just don't want to see what he's hammering. I want to see the entire set. And that's what's bothering me. It's like I want to see more of the background. It might be just me that I'm weird or not just like to see the background. But that's the issue that I'm coming on right now where like it's very difficult for a person

that actually society has been watching TV this way. It's very difficult. it does seem to me, and this is just me, you know, thinking off the top of my head, that it is you and only you. So I know we have to get to the coronavirus update, and we'll get to that. And there's plenty of news surrounding that for sure. But there's a couple stories that are kind of crimes. Well, one for sure is a crime.

And I think it's one of my favorite stories in a long time. And I know a big surprise of crime story. that's one of my favorite stories. And then there's one story that they're trying to make a crime. And I don't know that it's actually a crime. But we'll see if Chris Cruz, a person who this could actually happen to. And I hope and pray that this happens to him. As a matter of fact, you have no idea.

So a man, an Amazon delivery man, delivers a package at a guy's house and then ends up urinating in the driveway. Is that a crime? Really? Is that a crime? Was there kids involved? Like were there any kids around? No. Then no, that's not a crime. Okay, so he delivers the package. He walks up to the door. The guy's got two cameras. He's got the camera.

There's a walkway, a long walkway, like, you know, where the side of the garage and the side of the house is. So the door is inset. So you've got to walk up this walkway to the front of. front door. So you see him walking up the front door and that's where one camera has him. And he walks up and he drops off the package and he taps in his, you know, I had delivered the package computer and then he walks back around. He makes the turn and he makes the turn and they show him showing up and then they show him checking the side door of his van. He's got a budget rent a car, rent a van, not an actual Amazon Mercedes. And then he goes around to the back of the van and he looks, you can see him checking the door on that.

I believe that's what he's looking to see where the cameras are, all right, to make sure because he knows there's cameras. So then he comes along the driver's side of the van, which is blocking the one driveway camera. So you see him, you see the top half of his body on the front facing the yard. And you can kind of see that the yard is there's a, so I think it looks like it's a corner lot. But there's no cars or anything. And he's standing there. And he appears to be urinating. But you can't tell that he's actually urinating.

You would say to yourself, of course he is, but you can't really see it. There's no actual proof. But then he turns around and kind of looks up at the camera. And when he turns his body back, you can see that he's actually urinating. And you're like, dude, why don't you just stay where you're at and finish what you're doing? Because now it's on the sidewalk and on the driveway. And I know it's raining out and stuff, but still, bro, just keep it in the law. What are you doing?

So is it a crime? I mean, Amazon can't let that guy deliver stuff for you anymore. Can you? I don't know. There was no kids involved. So they'll let him get away with it. I want an Amazon person, male or female. Identified as a male, female, it, he, she, I don't care what.

Deliver a package to your home. And then I want that person to urinate on camera. you have no idea how I want that to happen. But that's just me. That's just me. I don't want it to happen to anybody else. And then one of my favorite stories is a lady and this I am in love with. This is how you steal things.

All right, you want to know how you steal things? This is how you do it. This lady down in Florida, of course, Walmart surveillance video caught her carrying the 65-inch TV she went to the store, threw it in a car, walked out. Walked out. Now they see her on the parking lot video, throwing it in the back of the car. They have the license plate and everything. They still don't know they can't find her. Now, about nine days later, the same lady shows up different car, walks in, throws a TV in a car, walks out.

I am in love with this lady. Not really. Don't look at me like that. I know it's a crime. Shut up. I don't want people to steal from Walmart or any other store. I get it. But if you're going to, that's how you do it.

You just own the joint. Go in. Walk up. Look at the TVs. Grab the biggest one. Move on. Throw it in your car. Walk out.

You're good to go. All right. So, coronavirus. We have incredible, as we're recording chewing the fat, 350,000 13 total cases in the United States of America. 10,327 deaths as we speak. Wow. Just, that's amazing.

And they're telling us that, as we talked about earlier, that we're coming into a big window right now. and hopefully we've condensed that window, right? So it won't be as big as it would have been had we not isolated, had we not flattened the curve. And now is the time more than ever to follow the government's guidelines, right? And I mean, I had a chat with my kids this weekend. It's so strange because even they are starting.

everybody's starting to get a little antsy little antsy there's no end date in sight all the all the news people and all the banks are saying I looked at a story this weekend that has it at the end of June so I believe I'm right all right July 4th no way we I mean we just we're going to attempt

to bring things back to normal by July 4th it's incredible I don't see I know I know you Chris Mr. There's got to be a light the end of the tunnel. I don't know. I told you. My dear President 45th said this on his coronavirus briefing.

But we see light at the end of the tunnel. Things are happening. Things are happening. We're starting to see light at the end of the tunnel. And hopefully in the not too distant future, we'll be very proud of the job we all did. can never be happy when so many people are dying, but we're going to be very proud of the job we did

to keep the death down to an absolute minimum, the least it could have happened, with this terrible. So. With this terrible. So, by the way, this is the most amazing chewing the fat thing that just happened to me. As I'm playing this video.

Of the president. Of the president. There's possible light it there in the tunnel. Yeah, there's possible it's not to. But go ahead. The next headline, Bronx Zoo Tiger tested positive for coronavirus. Yeah. And they're telling us now that you can get, don't worry about a human.

A human can give it to an animal, but an animal can't give it to a human. Can I quote you on that? That's how it's, that's what they're saying in the story. Can we call Tiger King? Can we call Tiger King? Yes. That's incredible. It's like, what are you talking about?

By the way, did you know that Tiger King is next to us? He's here in Fort Worth. Yeah. I didn't know that. Did you not listen to the show? No, I don't listen to the show. Like, as soon as I'm done recording it and I send it to the radio network, I barely hear you right now.

So. I mean, I was, do you listen to chewing the fat? Are you a subscriber to chewing the fat? I'm not. I'm not. I mean, hello. Well, that's one thing, too, that I don't let you talk about Tiger King. So.

Listen to the show. I know he's in Fort Worth. He was moved here. What didn't you tell me that? They tried to make it seem like he had coronavirus, Joe exotic. But he doesn't have coronavirus. What it is is they moved him here to Fort Worth to the federal facility. And because they moved him from one facility to another, he has to go into the 14-day quarantine.

but that doesn't mean he hasn't. Leave Joe Exotic alone. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. I don't know what's going on with you today, but you need to do something, man. You got a real, real issue going on.

No, I'm not talking to you, the listener, listening to you and the fat. I'm talking about who we just found out doesn't listen to the show. Chris Cruz. That's what I'm talking to. So all I want to talk about today, really, is Quibi.

Now, because I'm glad you got it. Because I almost, almost, this morning, listening to Pat Gray, I'm Pat Unleashed. I almost downloaded Quibi. So I was just sitting there going, oh, I got to download it.

I'm going to get my 3 and have my 90 days. Did they talk about it? No. What? What? Keith Malenack of Pat Gray, talking about quibby stop it

you gotta know how they talked about pop culture Keith doesn't have Netflix okay so let's just let's just leave it there okay and how did he get the co-chair could we not find someone else who feel that co-chair

that is more it's not up to me and I'm not asking those questions all I'm saying is is I was referring to what you asked me okay got it don't ask me other questions that I can't answer I think I could call myself a Quibi expert. So ask her way, and I'll tell you.

Okay. And we also have to talk a little bit more about Deputy and Tommy, too, because... Got it. Those two shows, it was pretty incredible that they were almost the same show. The first show was, you know, that same thing, that L.A. mindset of illegal aliens, and we're not going to arrest them. And we're facing off with ICE against ICE. and she's the LA police captain and deputy is the

LA County Sheriff I was just pretty amazing so I don't see Tommy and really as much as I like Falco the whole show just doesn't seem it's the word I'm looking for good So it sucks

But the only reason What you want to like is because she's from the Sopranos I know And you want to Plus she was part of the other show which I loved where she was doing

drugs all the time when she was the nurse Yes Nurse Jackie Yeah Yeah yeah Yeah Yeah so that was fun

She was always doing drugs So you have So you have Two great shows But But But you also have to think About it too

So Pram knows Where did that air Yeah HBO Nurse Jackie But did that air That was Either HBO or Showtime

Showtime Yeah Yeah And And Where is Tommy airing CBS

Do you think that she could get away with doing stuff that she did in HBO in Showtime at CBS? Out of chance. Okay then then The girl is working What?

Fox? Yes, deputies Fox. So, I mean, there's two woke networks right there. Well, yeah, and then not only that, you got Deputy and Lone Star 911 911 and the original 911 are all in Fox Network.

And they are all in the woke window, man. But the only woke shows are the new shows. That's for sure. The old shows are still, you know, they're trying to be woke, but they're not pushing it. And we had this conversation off air. I think it's because shows like this were not on the bandwagon for Deputy, Lone Star, now Tommy. You can say that me and you are middle of America. America. I'm more on the lower end of America because I'm not white. So I'm like the lower end of

America. Wait, what? Yeah, I'm not white. So I don't have this white privilege. When did that happen? Is that happened this weekend? Yes, yes, happened this weekend. And you are definitely middle America. You know, you are America Joe. I want to call you America Joe because that's who you are. That's me. That's who you are. And if you can't get us to watch TV and Fisher, you might say, Chris, you might. you're wrong on this, but I feel that between you and me, we've watched 80% of TV shows that is out there. Pretty much try. I mean, I mean, I literally try to at least have an experience with the shows that are out there.

And if you can't get the two guys that ingest more TV than the average Joe, you're not going to get Middle America. No, all you get is America Joe upset, and you don't want that. don't want America Joe upset. That's clear. Right? And now, see,

I got to get rid of YouTube TV now, because now I'm going to have to get Quibi. Yeah. So Quibi, okay, so Quibi... I got to pay for Blaze TV. I got a place for now I got to pay for CBS All Access.

You don't have to pay that much for Blaze TV. If you use promo code Jeffie, you know, that's $30 off from that. So that's what, like five bucks a month? Or 18.

I don't know, whatever, whatever number I can think of. What is that though? Seriously, I got to look at one. I was like, what is it? With the deal. I'll just give you a little, hold on. I'll go behind the scenes.

Please, Paul. Please hold. Your listenership is very important to us, not really. Right now, because right now I'm just pissed and I can't get this page to open. All right, so you're looking at 30 bucks off. $69 a year, right? Out of the 99. divided by 12

18 18 what is it 5. 75 cents 75 cents 575 that's not bad that's not bad at all

that's a good price for that way Quibi ad free it's like 14 bucks ooh CBL that's got to be the most expensive then nobody's

I'm sorry hold on I'm sorry I don't want to I don't want Quibi to be mad at me because I did reach... Nobody's that expensive for the... I mean, CBS All Access, I just signed up for my free 30 days, which, of course, I'll, you know,

go ahead and subscribe afterward. Uh-huh. But there, and they asked me what I'm going to sign up for. Am I going to sign up for the... Yeah, you know, I want all the commercials, I want everything. No, this is my free 90 days.

I want everything. So that's 10 bucks. So I'm sorry. So Quibi... Quibi ad free is... 799. Okay. And then with ads is $4.99.

That's okay. So right now I'm on the ad free because I have it free for $90. Yeah, of course you want the coupon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So they don't have a 20-hour feed. So there's not like where you can just click live and watch like a no more net.

Whatever's running is running. Yeah. You got to pick. You actually have to access the show. Yes. But you do have weekly shows that are updated. once a week or daily for example around the world with BBC news speed run by Polygon morning report I was like news shows this is all news yep yeah morning report by NBC

news bull so news by telemundo so is NBC news creating fresh new content for Quibi every day yep and they're giving them they're giving them one recording a day of seven to ten minutes of updated news. Yep. And they have three anchors and two correspondents with one senior executive producer and four senior producers. This can't last. How much expensive that is?

I know. Then you have Pulso News powered by Telemundo. Then you got the replay by ESPN. Then you have the weather. these networks are giving them daily content according to this is saying this is daily essentials so it's host so the replay ESPN is hosted by Nabil Karim Sebastian Salazar and Ashley Brew call me that again we are going to fight what's his name now Naomi no no you got me lost all I'm sorry his name is Nabil Karim

I love Nabi. What's he doing for this? What's this show? This is the replay with ESPN. And the first episode... Not even sports going on. Thank you for saying that because the first episode's title is The World Without Sports. Okay.

Then you have the weather channel, of course, you know, a three-minute hit. Then you have entertainment news given a close-up. The first episode, Charlie Tehran, too, Lays. to act. Then you have IHeartMedia has a TV show on the Daily

Essential. This is daily our heart media called Pop 5. Then you have TMZ Pop 5.

Pop 5. So the top pop culture news stories and so they have hired someone maybe someone

who already works for them. I'm sure that's how Iheart works. Let's just something else we're going to add to your work mode.

I think you do is record a five minute pop five for Quibi every day. Well, you're right. It is hosted by someone that already's been doing this for a while called Tim Cash. And he is keeping up with the pop music fans up to speed with inside information and exclusive access.

Then you have TMZ giving us a no filter show. So I wonder if IHeart is doing that, giving that update to Quibi and then also providing that to their local stations to air as well for a Quibi update, a daily Quibi update on radio stations around the country. That'd be a great promo for Quibi. If they're not doing that. What do I know? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry, what do I know?

And then the last daily essential is, essential news, is for their culture with Telemundo. Again, stop calling me names because you're ticking me. Now, this is the one where I said they need to pick up chewing their fat because you have the daily essential news. Now you have the daily essential lifestyle. Late nights, late night by EW. Entertainment Weekly. So that's their late night show. Then you have sexology with Sean Budram.

Then you have by Rotten Tomato, Fresh Daily. And this is where they give you what is recommended for TV to watch film and streaming. Their own promo. Yep. I mean, they're just doing a promo of Quibi. That's their own Quibi show. And they have other shows that are not really worthy of talking. But it's very interesting.

I haven't watched all the shows on Quibi yet. Let us remind you what's available. Thanks for subscribing. Yeah. So, it's, is, I really, I'm really interested to see, I'm really interested to see your review on it. So I want to see if you could get it. Maybe on Friday you could give us a review on it. Yeah, I'd love to.

I'd love to. Because so far for me. I really love this idea. And I have one or two, maybe multiple ideas for shows that will be perfect for the Quibi app. And I don't know that it would be, now, now I'm, now I'm afraid to make my offer to because I don't know if it's worthy of their of seeing it on just

a phone screen. My shows are worthy of the big screen. Okay. I don't think that I don't think that's a problem. We watch videos all the time on our phones. I don't know why that bothered you so much. You yell at the person that recorded the video with her phone

like this. Hey, idiot. Turn it sideways so I can see more. That's what I do. again, this is coming for... And you do that. And you do that too, Fisher. You do that too. Can you prove that?

Is there actual evidence of that? There is. There is. It's possible I may have complained a couple of times. But they don't allow you to turn it. It's what you're saying. See, I know, now I'm just talking. Now we're just like sitting here talking about Quibi.

We're quibbling over Quibi. Get it? I'll get it We're Quibbling over Quippy